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Description[]
These two nearly identical cowardly kids from two dangerous corporations / foundations! Lets see who will take the win back for their love and honor!
Introduction[]
Vince: "As many know very very well, fear often resides in many, especially children across the world."
Bucket: "And regardless of that pent of horror, these two kids sure can be badasses!
They also can be total sim-
Vince: Zenitsu Agatsuma, the thunder breathing demon slayer.
Bucket: And Wallabee Beetles aka Numbuh 4 straight from Sector V.
Vince: These two freakishly identical corporation members have much more to their personalities then what meets the eye! I am Vince and he is Bucket.
Bucket: And its our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win. A DEATH BATTLE!
Zenitsu chased Nezuko straight into Death Battle![]
(Cue: Zenitsu Godlike Speed Music)
Vince: Lady Love has a tendency to blind people, even so that I personally have fallen for her faulty tricks myself. Though unlike myself, for Zenitsu Agatsuma, it had a lasting debt, literally. Fallen in love at a unusual young age, Zenitsu decided to hand over a horrid expense of money to a lady who he sought.
Bucket: Then she took it all for granted, ran off with another guy and left our boy to live in debt that could out weight mines. Until a man named Jigoro Kuwajima, a former high ranking member of a certain group, rose from the depths. Feeling pity for the then approximately 13 year old, Jigoro decided to pay off Zenitsu's debts and train him under the art of swordsmanship and thus introducing him to the Demon Slayer Corps.[1]
Bucket: Although a strange personality at that, Zenitsu definitely has something to prove. Only being at the age of 14 he 100% is way more developed then any other 14 year old I know. He does suffer from the regular things one would expect from anyone that young! To put it straight though, he absolutely does not let that everlasting fiend for intimacy get in the way of any serious jobs he is sent on.
Vince: A centuries old Corporation, the Demon Slayer Corporation had one goal which was shared amongst them all. Kill, All, Demons. In order to do this though, they would have to train to near death, and Zenitsu constantly thought that he was not up for the task. Being put through mind boggling training regimens and so much more, he was broken, that is until he broke down, climbed up a tree, and got the life zapped out of him.
Bucket: With that lightning bolt, even if his extreme fear and insanely over the top love for women remained, nearly everything else changed. Not only did Zenitsu choose to push on with his training, but it even changed the color of his, hair?
Vince: Anyways, with a new found dream, Zenitsu pushed on with his training, thus joining the Demon Slayer Corps along with many other young trainees, giving him new found strengths and abilities, and even fancy garbs! These garbs were built with the intent to withstand some of the worst environments imaginable, taking flames and water like nothing.
Bucket: Not only that, but they have DESTROYYYYYY, printed onto them, but in order to destroy they would need to learn the overwhelming, overpowering, super cool and kind of odd art of! Breathing? Well, this actually makes sense, through altering their breathing styles and techniques, the members gain new found strengths, unimaginable stamina, and are even able to regenerate slightly, even stopping the flow of poison. Of course not being on the level of their demonic opponents, but it is still useful if need be!
Vince: Even though we have not seen Zenitsu necessarily stop a hemorrhage, one can assume that he is at least on par with Tanjiro in terms of breathing techniques, seeing as he was able to stop the deadly and paralyzing venom from the spider demon, just long enough to allow other Demon Slayers to come to his aid. This kid comes with a long list of resistances simply thanks to altering his breath patterns and focusing on solely that!
Vince: Mastering the arts of swordsmanship, Demon Slayers have special blades made out of a mystical ore named Nichirin. Amongst the swordsmanship, the members all specialized in a multitude of various breathing styles, corresponding to several distinct elements! With Zenitsu being trained under the former hashira of-
Bucket: THUNDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Vince stares in a slightly annoyed and very disappointed manner
Bucket: Don't blame me, that movie was catchy as heck!
Vince: Anyways, with Thunder Breathing, their came 6 different techniques, but for unknown reasons, Zenitsu was only able to learn one. Even with that, he managed to master it as his master told him. Thunder Breathing First Form, Thunderclap and Flash. With abilities like this, he is strong enough to fight higher ranking demons, emulate the roar of thunder with his slashes, even match and beat a multitude of potent Blood Demon techniques like the following.
Bucket: Not only is he strong, but he's also fast as heck! With the first form, Zenitsu is able to match if not go faster than lightning, zapping through long distances in less then a second, even blitzing top notch demons like the dominatrix demoness Daki. In order to do these feats, Zenitsu would have to be moving at speeds of more then Mach 1830! To put that into perspective, that's quite literally 1830 times the speed of sound, and nearly 2x the speed of lightning!
Vince: "Though there is one major flaw, Zenitsu can almost never do it alone, kind of. Zenitsu while having shown skills while awake, his true power comes in his sleepy alter ego. So if you see him with his eyes open, you have a chance, but if his eyes are closed, you should probably get to running. On a regular day, one would assume that someone who is asleep is incapable of fighting, but this is absolutely not the case for Zenitsu here.
Bucket: Wait, but how is that even supposed to work? If he is asleep shouldn't he just be all over the place? You know, dangly wiggly and falling on every nook and cranny in existence?
Vince: Well, yes, but no? Under this state of unconsciousness, Zenitsu's senses seem to be elevated somehow. It is possible that while asleep, our thunder breathing slayers other senses are put into overdrive allowing for them to be used to their upmost potential! Not only that, but he seems to completely a completely new warrior, being way more skilled then ever before and being able to pull off drastic movements even in mid air, altering his momentum in ways that should not physically be possible.
Bucket: Huh, that's, odd? Either way, Zenitsu constantly being faced with adversity either through his coward personality when awake, insane attraction to the opposite gender, and of course the blood sucking demons, he was faced with one of the biggest challenges of his life when he came across his old training partner Kaigaku. Baffled by his voluntary transformation into a demon, Zenitsu was engulfed with rage, so much so that this was the first time he fought seriously with his eyes open.
Vince: Amongst this battle, his eyes forced open in a dire fury, Zenitsu accessed something deep inside thus creating, Thunder Breathing 7th Form, Flaming Thunder God. Not only is this move fast enough to destroy the perception of nearly everyone in the Demon Slayer universe, but its powerful enough to burn through Zenitsu's robes, slice through doors and walls a distances away, and engulf the entire room in burning light!
Bucket: Not only is he good at breathing, but he has insane hearing! He is able to hear exactly who is in what areas of houses, hear heart beats of enemies from absurd distances away and even, hear peoples personalities? Okay what the fu-"
Vince: Even through all of the goals and missions, Zenitsu was still a child, having so much to live up to. Although he did not achieve his dream of becoming a Hashira, Zenitsu still accomplished way more then ever imaginable, getting the love of his life, gaining new bonds, surpassing those who criticized him, even taking part in the final battle against Muzan Kibutsuji. All while leaving the roar of thunder on his tracks.
Thunder roars amongst the fading music.
Numbuh 4 forgot the wheel and crashes in Death Battle![]
(Cue Codename: Kids Next Door Theme)
Bucket: Fighting massive crime bosses, abusive fathers, giant bears, and all of that stuff 100% does not sound like the type of things you would expect a group of children to be doing at all, but in the world of Codename: Kids Next Door, that's exactly what they do nearly 24/7.
Vince: Sector V, one of the many high class crime fighting secret agent groups of the highly secretive organization which they all fall under. Amongst the master classes contained in this group of talented kids there was one. A boy with a strong a brash personality with the goal to end all bad and his name was Wallabee Beetles.
Bucket: Okay really quick, what kind of name is that? Seriously that is probably the upmost Australian name I have ever heard in my entire 5 years of living, and I have heard a lot.
Vince: Well, you could just call him Numbuh 4 like most people do, or just Wally, anyways we are getting carried away here, back to it. 4 always had a knack for being the strongest, despite his everlasting strength and bravery, his family would always send him away to training and schools which would always fail greatly.
Bucket: Seriously, Wally despite the odds would nearly always find ways out of situations he does not want to be in, a true showing of his escape skills. Not only is he a master class in running away though, he's a beast in terms pure strength and combat!
Vince: Numbuh 4 is almost always regarded by the others to be the strongest and most capable out of them all, he has consistently shown his strength amongst the rest and has been pit against foes that some of the other characters in Sector V could only dream of going head to head against!
Bucket: Now that being said, a familiar face in Numbuh 2 was faced with a massive blast practically point blink from the dark and ominous Father. This blast is so large and so potent that at the very lest it would have to had emitted and energy comparable to nearly 60 tons of TNT. For comparison purposes, that is quite literally stronger then a handful of smaller nuclear weapons capable of leveling buildings and even entire blocks!
Vince: Not only that, but Numbuh 2 did this with no defensive devices or equipment, he did not even have a shirt meaning that 2's skin is quite literally resistant to extreme heats, which as said before, this logically should scale over to Wally here.
Bucket: Talking about numbers though, not only are these kids tough, but man can they be fast. Numbuh 4 himself has been shown a multitude of times to dodge things like crazy, ranging from rockets, bear swipes, even dodging lasers of all sorts as a hobby practically! Some of the strongest attacks and beams under some circumstances, barely keep up with the Fathers attacks which traveled outside of the atmosphere in less then a second. Simply put, these guys are bonkers fast and they do not get tired either, capable of fighting for hours if not days back to back on occasion.
Vince: Speaking on the topic of "bonkers" the weapons and such that these kids possess seem physically impossible but, sure. To put it straight, probably the most grounded and not bonkers piece of technology that Sector V members have access to are none other then the J.E.T.A.B.O.O.T.S, while it is mostly shown that the leader, Numbuh 1, uses these as his regular shoes, Numbuhs 3, 4, and 5 have all been shown to have pairs of their own ready to be used at any moment! With these boots they are able to soar through the skies performing crazy flips and tricks and what not, did I mention that already, I do not know, but these kids are crazy acrobats either way!
Bucket: Not only do they have that, but they have guns capable of shooting out live Grizzly Bears to swipe and gnaw at their opponents, laser guns of all sorts, grenades, glue guns, massive bazookas that shoot out super sticky gum, you know just the regular things 10 year old's would have lying around in a massive tree house filled with equipment to rival the FBI's.
Vince: Though as any good soldier there has to be a weakness and for our boy Wally here, its his own personality. 4 has a very arrogant and overconfident mindset that he puts on nearly 24/7. He could easily be regarded as the big, or well, tiny bully of the town with his generally smug and somewhat rude tendency's. While although he has been shown to rarely freeze under the pressure and to be quite the woos in somewhat scary situations, he pretty much always acts tough no matter what. To sugar coat it, he is a tiny bit on the less bright side.
Bucket: No! No sugar coating! Despite Wally's great skills in hand to hand combat, strategy making and anything to do with fighting, pretty much outside of that he's a complete and utter dummy! So while his battle skills may be higher then most, in terms of straight book smarts, he's definitely lacking compared to just about everyone else in Sector V. Never skip school kids, it won't do you any favors, trust me Vince knows.
Vince: Now listen here you littl-
The music fades while a brawl sounds faintly in the background.
Interlude[]
Vince: Alright the combatants are set and we've run the data through all possibilities. Lets end this debate once and for all!
Bucket: ITS TIME FOR A DEAAAAATTTTHHH BATTTTTTLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEE!
DEATH BATTLE![]
Pre Fight[]
We open with massive gusts of wind blowing past the faces of everyone atop of a massive 18 wheeler. The Sector V members stand there with a mysterious figure in hand attempting to gnaw at the kids.
4: Numbuh 1, your gonna want to check this out!
Ahead of them lies of a massive wall of strange organic material, crimson in color resembling the famous essence within us all.
1: Quick, tell Numbuh 4 to turn the truck around!
There is a slight pause as everyone stares in silence and awe.
4: I am Numbuh 4!
1: Then who's driving the tru-
The truck is sent crashing down a massive mountain while the screams of the entirety of Sector V are lost in the rubble. We are found back at the very bottom, flames from the truck stand separated in an eerie forest with specs of light cracking the hungry shadows from the flames alone.
4: Guys! Anybody there? Kukiiiii!
The everlasting darkness floods the mind of Numbuh 4 as he mindlessly walks, visibly shaking in the trembling atmosphere, spinning as he searches for his friends. That is until,
CRAM
Zenitsu and 4: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
The two bump into each other sharing a slight pause before turning around, jumping backwards and screaming at the top of their lungs for the entirety of the world to hear.
Zenitsu: ITS A BLOOD SUCKING DEMON DOPPLEGANGER BEAST AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Gathering himself much faster then that of Zenitsu, Numbuh 4 is able to take a big deep breath and while slightly stuttering.
4: Wh- Who are you calling a blood sucking demon? Ill show you a blood sucking demon if you want one!
Gathering the information, Zenitsu thinks to himself,
Zenitsu: (Oh, maybe this isn't a demon, what's a child so young doing out here? What is he even talking about? He's surely gone nuts, guess I oughta help him.)
Trembling in fear, Zenitsu says while having an obviously terrified tone.
Zenitsu: He- Hey buddy, its o-okay to be scared we are gonna get ou-out of this to-together....
He sais with a weak smile covered in nervous sweat, what Zenitsu does not notice is a simple fist coming for his face by that of Wally.
WAM
Zenitsu falls backwards as Wally's fist bounces off of his chin making him stumble slightly.
4: Ill show you buddy!
Zenitsu: WHAT WAS THAT FOR! ARE YOU CRAZY, IM JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU HERE YO-, YOU, DUMBY!
Fight![]
As more fists come at Zenitsu, he is able to act accordingly putting his hands up in order to block the incoming danger. The overwhelming speed of Numbuh 4's hits are able to crack through the guard of his opponent occasionally.
Although Zenitsu mostly is fighting on the back foot, a tree finds the back of the thunder breather, with that a pattern within the sounds arises and Zenitsu is able to find a crack in the punches of Wally.
Utilizing that pattern, Zenitsu is able to dodge switly from one of the punches and lands his first big attack on Wallabee, throwing an unorthodox right hook which catches the chin of Wally, forcing him to give Zenitsu the respect he needed to breath.
Zenitsu: AHHHH IM SORRY!
4: Oh its on now.
4 says with a smirk on his face, Zenitsu assured that this kid is slightly crazy.
Zenitsu is able to find an opportunity to draw his blade, taking stance. Ahead of him Wally stands, and from strangely deep pockets, two metal fly swatters are pulled as he begins spinning them in a show of skill and ego, taking stance and inviting Zenitsu to bring it.
Zenitsu takes an unlikely swing at 4, only to be met by both swatters matching it creating a loud clash between the metals. 4 taking the better of it, he ducks and swings at the legs of Zenitsu, catching him sending him tumbling down.
Before Numbuh 4 is able to land a downwards strike on the torso of Zenitsu, a kick sends one of the swatters flying backwards as the hand of Wally is smacked backwards. Using the moment of shock, Zenitsu stands and begins blocking blitzing attacks from the now single swatter wielding Wally.
Loud clanks are consistently being made now as the swatter begins to break, the metals between the two are obviously no match. Being able to see the damage, Zenitsu commits to a big swing, shattering the weapon of his opponent, and drawing blood from his hand.
In a look of surprise and slight fear, Numbuh 4 flips backwards pulling out a contraption unlike any other. A massive ball of brown fur stood on a crossbow like mechanism. In the blink of an eye, a massive ferocious bear flys at Zenitsu.
Quickly assuming to his surroundings, Zenitsu climbs up a tree. The massive grizzly bear begins to swipe and growl at the bottom of the tree. Zenitsu takes the drastic seconds to breath, and with that, he turns around fearfully at a familiar voice.
4: What's wrong? Are you scaredddddd?
A zap of terror flows through the body of Zenitsu as the actions going on around him begin to flow to his brain thus causing his body to shut down. His body falls faint, sliding off of the branch he was sat on and falling down to the ground head first with nothing but danger supposedly to come.
In less then a second, a flash of light is emitted from the body of Zenitsu, as in a swift motion, an unnatural rotation occurs and Zenitsu is all the sudden 180 degrees from the large tree. Standing there with his eyes closed, Wally looks impressed, unsure of what had just happened but curious to find out more.
4: Hm, guess he's not that weak after all.
Jumping down, 4 sees the bear that was just shot is now standing behind a tree trembling in his own fear as the figure that it was after was no longer giving the same energy as before.
The leg slides back, Numbuh 4 simply standing about 20 feet ahead of the other similar boy. Under his breath, a sound shines through the deathly quiet forest,
Zenitsu: Thunder Breathing First Form, Thunderclap and Flash.
In a flash of lightning with the roar following as the sheer speed shatters the trees and foliage around, Numbuh 4 is just barely able to pull off a limbo style movement. The sharp blade grazing his head, shaving a portion of his hair off as he pops back up, tripping over rocks and branches but somehow managing to maintain his ground.
The same sound illuminates continuously, but this time, Numbuh 4 while trying to gather his senses, he is unable to pull off the same motion as before. Being caught by the blade he is barely able to use his lack of knowledge and extreme luck to his advantage. The blade is pulled dull against the overlapping cloth from Wally's oversized hoodie, the two sending each other flying upwards into the sky creating a beacon of light around while their figures are made dark from the overbearing moon.
The battle is able to continue in the sky's while falling, Numbuh 4 catches himself as flares begin to come from his boots floating in the air and maneuvering around. Zenitsu on the other hand uses the momentum from his slashes and jumps to maintain airtime.
The two share powerful swings at each other, Zenitsu dealing out lasting damage with his sharp blade while Numbuh 4 is dishing out damage though it is much less in comparison.
A quick flip in midair occurs as Wally maneuvers his way out of the swords range, pulling off a combo of punches ending with a forceful kick from the momentum of a spin, sending Zenitsu flying downwards ending in a massive crash, creating a field of dirt and dust, where neither is able to see.
Numbuh 4 flows his way downwards, observing the area for any life. There is a moment of silence, nothing but the cracking sounds of flames and crickets are present.
The battle is won in Wally's mind, he struggles up to his feat as he finally lands.
As he begins walking away from the rubble, a beam of lightning shatters the atmosphere of dust.
Shocked by the action, Wally turns around, as the entirety of dust is gone. In the center, Zenitsu stands lightning and flames bursting around him as the field of energy shines throughout the whole forest.
The music begins to intensify as the two stand motionless and nothing but energy flows through the scene surrounding both combatants.
Numbuh 4 frozen in fear of what is standing in front of him, for a second he accepts his fate, and the other he gathers a newfound strength, unwilling to allow himself to go out.
Ferocity fills the air around them both, and amongst the the music, and in the blink of an eye, the thunder flashes towards Numbuh 4. Taking a landscape view nothing but the silhouettes are visible as in a swift motion Zenitsu blitzes past that of Numbuh 4. There is a moment of silence as the surrounding area burns up in flames and lightning, we flash to Numbuh 4, who remains motionless.
The two stay there for seconds which feel like hours.
Then Wally falls to his knees,
A deep breath solidifies the results.
Then in one swift motion, just as he had dodged the blade by less then a millimeter, he draws a weapon blasting that of Zenitsu, trapping him amongst his wake. Struggling to free himself from the sticky mess he is in, Numbuh 4 blitzes his way over pulling off impressive acrobatics, hops up to the top of the mound of colorful gum. Zenitsu finally awakening due to the sheer pain and exhaustion he suffered from the attacks he had just pulled off.
In one last motion, he draws the last of his weapons, points it at the head of his scuffling foe, and he pulls the trigger.
Zenitsu: TANJIRROOWQOCWOIJQ------
The skull of Zenitsu begins to shine as it is burnt through rendering the body motionless and quiet.
K.O![]
Numbuh 4 flips off of the mound now a mixture of crisp blood and strawberry flavored candies. He moves towards the crash sight of the truck and begins to search for something.
He searches for minutes until he finds what he wanted most, from a bag he pulls out nothing other then a pillow, as he frees himself from the wreckage, he embraces the fluffy object and leaves the atmosphere as his theme song fades in the background.
Results[]
Bucket: Holy $@#!%! What a ride!
Vince: These two were incredibly even whenever you look at it from the outside, though it really came down to a single factor.
Bucket: In terms of strength, thanks to the blood demon art done by Hantengu, performing a feat like this would yield a strength of about 210 tons of TNT. Comparing that to the Father's feat, this would make Zenitsu at best a bit more then 4x stronger! Though assuming maximum efficiency, Zenitsu would be nearly 3x stronger in that case.
Vince: This alone means that more times then not, Zenitsu will be able to output much more damage then that of Numbuh 4, nothing to scoff at for either though. Even in terms of skill it could be argued quite literally either way, the two have continuously shown great measures of combat skills though more times then not we believe Zenitsu would take it while asleep. Though as I said before it could go either way.
Bucket: Wait, so what was the deciding factor in this if they are fairly even in just about everything else? They both have a lot to work with in terms of weapons or defenses respectively so what's the issue?
Vince: Well you see bucket, The Father's flames being able to travel out of Earths atmosphere in less then a second would at the very least require speeds of a little more then 30% of the speed of light, while it is fair to say that the kids would heavily downscale from this, there's way more from where that came from.
Bucket: The common weapon of the kids named the S.C.A.M.P.P was confirmed to fire focused photon beams, in other words beams of straight light! This gets crazy fast considering that Numbuh 4 should be faster then the various villains and other kids who have dodged this laser!
Vince: Taking this into consideration compared to the feat provided for Zenitsu, this would make Wally more then 477x faster! There was no possible way for Zenitsu to hit him!
Bucket: So at the end of it all, Wallabee Beetles simply zapped his way to victory and brought forth the victory.
Vince: The winner is Numbuh 4.
Next Time[]
Connections[]
Members of special "groups” which are mainly there to fend off some sort of evil. These two share obvious visual similarities while being pretty much complete opposites in terms of personalities. Numbuh 4 being someone who is described to be the strongest, most confident, and likely the best fighter of all the kids, while Zenitsu is shown to be a scared "loser" who hates fighting and is terrified of just about everything (unless he is asleep of course). These two also share the similarity of being fairly young for their jobs when you look at exactly what they do, Numbuh 4 fighting evil people, and even worse for Zenitsu, killing blood craving demons. Lastly they also have a somewhat similarity, Zenitsu would never be abandoned by his family in this case the previous Thunder Hashira, who would never give up on their training but Zenitsu would always find a way out somehow, while Wally's family would send him away all the time, and Wally would also always find a way out of it.