Introduction[]
Two scientist who turn into giant apes , as they create Mayhem in the world with a group as they munch on human, they must work hard to destroy a government for victory.
Beginning[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7w-_F_VgMY
Lumine: Zeke Yeager, the beast Titan from Marley.
Paimon: And George, the leader of Wreking crew who is ready for a rampage.
Lumine: In a heat of battles to win a war, you can always count that each side would work on to make the more powerful tech to win. Especially with these two who can transform into giant apes.
Paimon: Since we’re talking scientist being hunted down by the government, who better than a person who always ready to take down researcher with big ego than Alhaitham. Welcome him everyone. ( Clapping noise.)
Alhaitham: You know there no one here Paimon. ( Show the set with only them and the set crew.)
Paimon: I know that, it just to give the illusion that the audience being here.
Alhaitham: Fine, seeing that we be talking about them. It time to figure out who will win in Death Battle.
Zeke Yeager[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQUsnto_3pw
Alhaitham: On an island near toward the mainland, there was a nation called Eldia where the people live their live surrounded by 50 meters walls in all direction with a dense population over 1.2 million people.
Paimon: That’s a big wall, you think the walls would keep King Kong inside, so why did they built the wall?
Alhaitham: The wall wasn’t made to keep something in, but instead to keep things outside from going inside, and that would be the titans. Giant creatures that are enormous in size that seek havoc by killing anyone in their path.
Paimon: Ahhh! They look so horrifying! You didn’t tell it was horror! I will close my eyes until it end.
Lumine: Actually they look very goofy at certain angles and with goofy runs. Guess the titans are the few beast who can pull out a terror and goofy look at the same time.
Alhaitham: Anyway, to protect the people from the titans were the military called Armed Forces of Paradis with direct beaches. By using their gears, they would have a small chance of defending against the titans until the fall of wall Maria with many died from the attack.
Lumine: Many years from that day, the military would learn a certain boy name Eren Yeager who would vow to destroy all the titans that he can transform into a titan. While many would try to kill him, they would instead use him to fix the hole that the Armor Titan created with the fall of the wall. They would even find the mystery inside of Grisha Yeager basement full of secrets to the titans.
Alhaitham: By using a giant rock, they would think it will be an easy job for the Survey Corp to accomplish with little resistance.
Paimon: Correct!
Alhaitham: Actually wrong, what they didn’t suspected is that there also more people who can transform into titans who would try to ruin the plan but also to capture Eren.
Lumine: From the agile Female Titan, the Colossus Titan who can reach above the walls, and the Armored Titan who can burst through any walls like the Kool aid man.
Alhaitham: And from the distance, there was a Titan shifter who can bring terror to the bravest men’s as he would change the course of history. His name is Zeke Yeager, or better known as the beast titan.
Zeke: All Of Your Precious Sacrifices Will Bear Fruit. Eldia Will Be Free.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFp-48EX31U
Lumine: Warning, there will be a lot of spoilers for the show, and I really meant by a lot of spoiler to the anime show. If you didn’t watch the show, you better start right now. It such amazing show full of plot and character development.
Paimon: Hold on, how much spoilers will there be in this?
Lumine: Let’s say about the entire plot of the story.
Paimon: Wait, he that much part of the story!
Alhaitham: It just to clarify about his backstory; anyway with spoiler and to keep things simple, there was a war between the nation between Eldia and Marley called the Great Titan War. Eldia would use the titans to win many the battles until it collapses with the family fight ending with Marley gaining the titans.
Lumine: With the king taking his people to the Island and erasing people memory of the mainland to protect them from the harsh reality. Back to the mainland, they would soon declare war on them. One of them being Zeke Yeager.
Alhaitham: Being born in Marley City named Liberio to a father name Grisha Yeager and mother being Dina Fritz, as his father rebel the Marley Government, he would enlist his own son to become a spy.
Paimon: Wait a minute, a spy, what a father would put that much risk on his own son.
Lumine: Seeing what he would do in the future, that wouldn’t surprise me.
Alhaitham: They would push him very hard to succeed becoming one of the candidates gaining the power of a titan Shifter that it would mentally and physically challenge him.
Paimon: That’s even worst!
Alhaitham: Sound like the parents who would push their children to the academia. Anyway, he would form a mentor and friend to a beat titan user name Tom Ksaver as they catch with a ball outside. Zeke would even learn that Tom just wanted to study the titans showing that both not wanting going into a battlefield.
Paimon: Won’t blame them for thinking that.
Lumine: Leaning that the government are close to finding the rebels, he would try to warn his family, but they would not listen to him. With few options, he would go to Tom where he tell Zeke to turn them to the police force to avoid the fate of turning into a true titan.
Paimon: Wait a minute, didn’t you say titans shift the war. What the difference between them?
Alhaitham: Titan shifter can turn back to humans while true titans cannot and lose their minds. It’s’ not rocket science Paimon.
Paimon: Oh!
Lumine: As he parents were sent away while Zeke live with his grandparents, he would still carry his father ideas to free Eldia as he join the program. He would learn the power of the founding Titan and the power to stop the reproduction of the Eldia people by a peaceful way.
Alhaitham: With a goal, he would travel to the island to end the bloodshed once it for all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLBnWNLOAZA
Lumine: As one of the nine Titans, the beast titans gain their appearance on different animal’s species from wolves, snakes, and even a rabbit. A worst nightmare for people with the fear for the Easter bunny.
Alhaitham: With the strength and durability of a Titan, he can harden his skin to deflect much of the attacks at him in a heat of battle.
Paimon: I know, he can scream so loud that he can turn people into…
Lumine: Actually Paimon, first he must give people his spinal fluids to them, wait for a perfect moment, and scream turning the people into titans. He could even control them, but seeing it against the rules from no prepping before the battle to outside forces helping him, he will not get extra help in the battle.
Paimon: Wait a minute, there’re rules! ( Grab the handbook) Guess I better hit the books. Hope it doesn’t use to much brain juice.
Alhaitham: While she does that, he can throw objects with high precision from just rocks that he can destroy entire fleets with a single throw. While also making Baseball jokes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkV-mYsG_K4
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https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Arcker123/AOT_Feats
Alhaitham: The velocity of his rocks is so dangerous that it can even piece the defense of the Armor Titan. The same titan who can survive Colossal Titan Transformation equaling to at least 12 tons of TNT. With him crushing boulders with strength of .59 Tons causally, it would fit to his feats.
Lumine: With him being fighting characters who can dodge his attacks which his rocks create sonic booms, the strength to Attack Titan who is able to lift navel ship weighing eight tons, and can even regenerate limbs slowly.
Alhaitham: By using his wits even when in his titan form, he was able to outsmart Levi to setting a long plan that lasts years.
Lumine: But at last, just like all scientist who play god, he does have a small ego and aiming for his neck toward his body would kill him instantly. While some people think he is the savior, others a monster, there few things that would stop him from ending the war no matter what.
George[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfZKdQZ9cMU
Alhaitham: The year was 1986, a company called Scumlabs who have control over many of the cities, fitting name for them with all the Corruption and illegal experiments they have done throughout the years.
Lumine: With the CEO being Eustace DeMonic; another name fitting for this character, he would destroy all the competition and stay on top by having an underworld connection.
Paimon: He sound just like a Mafia boss who would send people sleeping with the fishes in concrete shoes. Especially with hat cigar in his mouth. So who is he working with?
Lumine: His, “ underworld connection,” is no other than demons from the fiery pits of Hell granting him the spread of his company to the world. With the scientist working on different experiments with their main product beings sodas with a blast of monster flavors.
Paimon: Selling sodas, that doesn’t sound too bad.
Alhaitham: But there a catch to the sodas, it was causing people to mutate into giant beast that bring havoc to the entire cities as they destroy the buildings.
Paimon: How that could even happen, what are they’re thinking when selling sodas with a chance of turning people into giant monsters! Aren’t you a little shock from it.
Alhaitham: I don’t see the shock value in that, there was a time where a man accidentally transform into a hydro slime when trying to make a formula to make him to use hydro powers without a vision.
Paimon: Why are the scientists creating such weird things. ( Holding her head in confusion.)
Lumine: As the people turn into giant monsters, they’re one who want to seek vengeance by destroying each Scumlabs all around the world. As the leader of the wrecking crew, they’re no building that George can’t destroy.
Showing a clip of George beating his chest as the camera pan around him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kATFrQhgNsQ
Lumine: While he have different backstories with his arcades and in the movie; wether if was just a ordinary man who transformed by the sodas or an Albino Silverback Gorilla who is friend to the Dwayne Johnson when mutated by a derbies from exploded space station landing in the zoo, in the arcades he used to be an ordinary man working as a scientist for ScumLabs.
Alhaitham: Like clockwork, there would be a disaster in the lab where there would be explosion spreading the mysterious material on him. The substance would mutate him into a giant Gorilla with the rest.
Paimon: From a giant Lizard name Lizzie to a ferocious wolf with the name of Ralph, so what you they do with their new form.
Lumine: Well destroy all the buildings in famous city of course. As they set eyes on the labs for vengeance, they would knock all buildings to the floor with none matching their strength.
Alhaitham: Standing at the height of 16 meters, George is a ferocious beast who is able to jump many times of his size to allow him to gain height advantage in battle. With a night advantage, he is able to scan his surroundings for an advantage to weakness of the enemy.
Paimon: That’s a good one. Let me try! Okay, he is a well rounded fighter who can climb like no other.
Lumine: Not just that, he carry moves from a spinning attack across the streets, drop kick that toppled any towers, and an ape drop destroying any building with one strike.
Alhaitham: With incredible strength, he is able to push giant robots to lifting tanks that would weigh at least 60 tons.
Lumine: But being so big means that he would have a huge appetite to feed his giant size, and what better than bananas that can heal him to nearly full health.
Alhaitham: But of course, don’t they know that the reason why it because of people believing that bananas grow in the jungles it also mean Gorilla eat them. The natural diet of gorillas are usually consists of leafs, stems, and shoots of different plants.
Lumine: Good point, but seeing that he just need to flap his arms to fly to space, they’re not aiming for realism.
Alhaitham: Anyway, he can also confuse electronics mainly televisions to be able to breathe fire for a few seconds to a mysterious ooze called Vern. Standing for Violently Enraged Radioactive Nemesis, it transform the user into a violent goblin creature with the power of flight and fireball.
Lumine: With a transformation that can last at least 24 hours, it can’t lose all his health meaning it will for as long the battle took.
Alhaitham: With it apparently power of flight by flapping it arms like an awkward bird, it can fly from a solar sustem to the next one in a single day. So faster than the speed of light. By flapping it arms… still less ridiculous than kaveh.
kaveh: Hey!
Paimon: When they’re characters who can knock down entire buildings with one strike, it would equal at max of two tons of TNT. Seeing that they’re also surviving explosions equal to that, it would be fair that it be their max strength.
Lumine: Destroying cities and fighting against each others for the top, they would travel across the lands for many days without taking a single break. Even protecting the world against the aliens invasions by themselves.
Paimon: But all fun must end in the end, when enough damage to him, George will revert back to himself in a weak spot while naked where the other could munch on him.
Alhaitham: Even so, when push there shove, this Gorilla will stomp all over his competition as the leader of the world.
Pre-Death Battle[]
Alhaitham: It’s a battle between each fighters with George at close range and Zeke at long ranged attacks. The best bet is for George for close distance.
Paimon: Don’t say that, you must save it for the end, you don’t want to spoil it.
alhaitham: I’m just stating my opinion, there nothing wrong with it.
Paimon: Yeah. But you could accidentally give the winner to quickly.
Alhaitham: Tell me. How much fighter are there.
Paimon: Two, what you’re point?
Alhaitham: So it just 50-50, meaning it just luck that I could pick the winner.
‘Lumine: Guess he have a point, so it’s time for Death Battle!
Death Battle[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLBnWNLOAZA
Salutation everyone, and today the battlefield will take place in a city of Marley where it shows everyone in a panic running away from the city. Children crying in the streets, many trampling over the others with some riding on the cars for safety, and many soldiers are running trying to take down the mysterious threats.
Commander: Everyone get to your post, this is not a drill! Repeat, this is not a drill!
Soldier 1: Where they come from, they just appear out of thin air!
Solider 2: Why god, why did you forsaken us!
As everyone trying to figure out the threat to the city with even the appearance of Armor Titan running to the battlefield, the scene focus to a group of Strategists and generals who is trying to counter the foes.
Strategist: Everything is going to hell, what are they’re supposed to be? There many reports of giant wolf, rhino, and even a giant shrimp wrecking havoc sir. Giant monsters are rampaging the city as they destroy all the buildings to eating everyone in their paths. Isn’t there supposed to be only nine titans!
General one: Yeah, so why is there over forty monsters destroying the city!
General two: I don’t care how much there are, send all the forces here to destroy them.
Strategist: But sir, if we did that, it will be a massacre of millions of life less than a single day. We should try to get everyone out from the city to…
General two: I don’t care what you think, with my ranks higher than you, I command you all to do as I told you. We’re are the greatest nation in the world! ( Slam his fist on the desk) We will send each one of them to the darkest pit of hell, even it means I have to do it all my…
But without warning, a giant scaly hand burst through the walls as it grab onto the general before he can finish his sentence with many of the rest screaming for their life’s as he was pull out. Then the general look into the eyes of Lizzie who starts right back at his meal.
General two: Gear god no! ( Pulling out his pistol) If I’m going down, I going down…
Once again, Lizzie just munch on the General as the rest ran away from the room for cover, but out of the streets Ramsey the sheep burst through the building as it crumple to the ground as it continue running. Jumping out just in time, Lizzie jump onto another building to another with George following him after munching on bananas. When they look down into the streets finding people running away to soldiers putting up barrier. Lizzie jump down the streets running toward them with George still jumping across the buildings.
General three: Fire! We can’t let them continue!
Defending the people; even knowing they have no chance, they fire at the giant beasts as Lizzie pimple through the barrier too much on them with Myukus joining the feast. Still eating the soldiers, he spot the civilian running the streets, and he lick his blood stain lips as he leap at them. The parents in the crowd huddle onto their children’s for comfort, but out from the sky a giant mortar shell slam into the face blowing the creature into bits as they look back seeing Beast titan in the city grabbing more.
Father: Pray the lords, the beast titan will save us!
Mother: Hurry children, run faster!
As the people run away from the destruction, the Jaw Titan tackle Lizzie through the walls with all his might.
Marcel: How dare you attack use like this, you all will pay with your blood for what you did!
As Marcel fight Lizzie to the battle of the death, a mile away Beast Titan look on as he coming up with a plan to defeat all of them.
Zeke: Strange, I wonder where they come from. And why they must such hatred against us, could they come from the islands? ( Then he spot George over is over the dead corpse of Myukus who in turn look at the Beast Titan with a ferocious look as he pound his chest.) Doesn’t matter anyway. ( He reel his arms like a pitcher ready for next shot.) You all will be dead in the end!
Using his strength, he throw all the mortar shells as the camera make a circle around them as the fight begin.
Fight!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQUH06QRCi4
As the Mortar shells fly across the sky, George being very agile jump next toward another building as for the building he used to stand on burst into flames by the explosive rounds. Very angry of his member dying like that, George use his strength to jump across the buildings getting closer for every jump.
Beast Titan: How strange, this age was able to dodge all the explosive rounds without tanking a single hit.
Solider: Hurray. ( Many soldiers are refueling the Beast Titan’s ammo with many trucks as they reload with panic eyes as they look on as Beast Titan grab an handful of Mortar shells ready for another throw.)
Beast Titan: Let see how it can handle with a spread shot!
This time aiming for more spread area making sure his opponent couldn’t escape, George look in horror as he watch the Mortar shells spread across like a shotgun. Using his wits, he jump over the attacks.
Zeke: How that possible, he is jumping many times over his height like a flea.
What shock everyone is when George start flapping his arms like wings as he start to fly across the battlefield bringing confusion and horror into the soldiers who are watching the battle.
Solider: What the, how is that possible! He flying! What the actual fuck is going on!
Being so confuse, he just grab a truck full of Explosives as he chuck it with all his might.
Beast Titan: You think you can fly, how instead a blazing crash instead.
Wanting to take George out from the sky, Beast Titan start to throw many trucks full of the Mortar shells into the sky hoping one of the shells hit the giant ape. This time George stop flapping his arms as he quickly descend preparing an ape drop. Down below, soldiers are delivering more ammunition to the battle when they’re crush by George by his weight causing a small explosion, and the trucks following him stop in the tracks.
Solider: Hey. Do you think he died in the explosion?
Looking at the flames, George jump out from it as the soldiers scream, and the giant ape rip chuck of the truck with the soldiers as he munch on them. For the rest of the soldiers, he kick the rest of the tank so hard that it was able to destroy the rest of six trucks. Back to Beast Titan, they just react to the explosion a few meters from them in shock.
Solider: Wait, how did that beast knew where the supply route was. Now is going to take at least one hour to replenish.
Zeke: I do know wether is opponent is a crafty being or simply have dump luck. Maybe if I retreated and…
Solider: Watch out!
Spotting hands on the top buildings, George use his legs to jump above them ready to fist fight the Beast Titan. With little options, the beast Titan throw his fist in retaliation while also Hardening his fist for extra defense. Connecting the punches, the punches cancel each other as George fly pass him to grab hold onto the building.
Solider: Fire!
Taking aim the soldiers start blasting bullets at George when suddenly George slide down the building to floor level just as Zeke taking steps back as he get the remaining Mortar Shells for the battle.
Soldiers: Come on, let’s keep going!
But that would be in vain as George start munching on the soldiers making sure not to miss a single one from the platoon. Taking aim, Beast Titan use the last of the ammunition while George was distracted by the soldiers.
Beast Titan: You dumb animal, you should never take your eyes off the ball in a game!
This time having clear shot, Zeke throw all of the ammunition so hard that it create shockwaves, and being clueless to his surroundings. George was only able to make a jump as the explosive launch him into the air to only take a small damage from the explosives. Looking at the jump, Beast Titan use the debris from the ruin buildings as he start to crush them. Landing onto the next building, he jump again trying to avoid the next attack.
Zeke: Not this time you dirty ape.
Shifting his aim a few meters a front of George, Beast Titan finally was able to get a hit onto George legs making the giant ape fall onto the floor in pain as Beast Titan grab him by the leg. George was able to grab something and put it into his mouth just as Beast Titan was able to grab him to stare him down.
Beast Titan: You’re a pain in the ass, but at least I can end your…
Before he can finish the sentence, George shallow the television allowing him to breathe fire onto Beast Titan face. The Titan let go of George as he grab his face in pain just as another monster name Jack the Jackalope start to attack the Beast Titan while George run away.
Beast Titan: Don’t you dare run away from me!
Using his long reaching arms, Beast Titan was able to grab Jack while he scream when Zeke end the monster life by ripping his head out like a doll. Full of anger, Beast Titan make chucks out of Jack when he spot George. Zeke take aim by using the chucks of meat as projectiles making George take cover by ramming through a wall to use the buildings as a shield. Looking at he destructions, what he didn’t suspected that out from the failing building was a giant gremlin called Vern who flap into the air.
Zeke: Too think you see it all when god throw a curve throw at you.
Vern creature flap its wings with the Beast Titan using the debris of the buildings as projectiles trying to end the battle, but Vern use fireballs to destroy each one of them. With the height advantage in the air, Vern fly around the Titan shooting out flames with each one hitting. The only hope for Beast Titan is by hardening his skin; however, each hit is doing huge damage for each one until Vern was able to fly down to slice one of the leg off toppling down the beast Titan. Now in a weaken state, Beast Titan was trying to get up when Vern grab one of his arm and ripping it off with brute strength. And finally Vern start munching on the body from the legs, arms, and even the stomach area creating huge smoke from the flesh. With the battle at it’s end, Zeke pop off from the body as steam pour out with him panicking.
Zeke: No. it can’t end like.
And out from the smokes was George who transform back to his normal self looking angry at Zeke as he grab him to end the battle once it for all.
Zeke: No, I have so much plans! It can’t… it can’t.
Feeling ironic that his death would be also from a giant ape, it start a slow mo as George throw Zeke into the air while he scream for his life. The battle end with George shallowing Zeke whole ending the battle. Feeling victorious, George beat his chest as the victor as the camera zoom out to show the carnage of the destroy city and George roaring at the distance ready to destroy all the cities of Marley and the rest of the world.
Verdict[]
Paimon: That’s a good one, guess we better stop Monkey around and…
Without a warning, they’re teleport into a strange place where they spot Eren in the distance. Paimon look very scare, Lumine was confuse, and Alhaitham doesn’t care.
Eren: My name is Eren Yeager and I approve of this battle. ( Gives a thumb up while having a serious face as the crew teleport back to the studio.)
Paimon: What just happen.
Alhaitham: While Beast Titan is the master of long ranged attacks that could instantly killed George if hit right, he could end the battle quickly.
Paimon: Arn’t we going to talk what just happen.
Lumine: Guess of all the adventures, that would be water on a duck feathers to us season fighters. But that is a big what if, first off George was actually more experience fighter. While Zeke did receive military training at a young age, George was battling the army and even alien inaveder to even other giant beast in battle. Making him more prepare for the fight.
Paimon: But couldn’t Zeke just out zone him.
Alhaitham: There a problem Paimon, being faster than speed of light when traveling to other solar system, he would allow to him to easily dodge each strikes. Allowing him to get close very easily, and with his different options of movement means he would take advtamge at close distance.
Lumine: With his incredible strength to more options, he can use his Vern powers to keep the pressure wile heavily weakening Beast Titan. It more likely that with the Vern lasting for entire day to fighting for entire weeks without a single break, it mean he could easily outlasted Zeke in most fights.
Paimon: Guess Zeke should have shifted gears and split like a banana, because George is the top banana in this fight.
Alhaitham: The winner is George.