Description[]
When Creations grow too strong, the only Option is to contain them inside another reality, but what should happen when the full beast is freed from it's cage? Today we're picking 2 of the strongest, universe-destroying monsters and putting them into an all out brawl!
Introduction[]
Wiz: Every creature has it's own power, every nightmare has it's own terror but every god has it's wraith
Boomstick: It's never a great idea to make your creations as powerful as gods, because the only thing that'll do is spawn the next feared monster.
Wiz: Like Zalgo, the creepypasta god of chaos
Boomstick: And SMG0, the original Meme Guardian. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills, to find out who would win... a DEATH BATTLE!
Zalgo[]
Boomstick: Creepy pasta, a land full of the strangest and darkest things that the internet can only imagine. If that means either a 16ft faceless forest stalker or a weird crazed murderer, that's creepy pasta for ya in a nutshell.
Wiz: But among them is one eldritch horror that gives even the strongest creepypasta nightmares. Zalgo, the chaotic demon god.
Boomstick: Zalgo wasn't always like this. He was originally a weird virus that deformed the likes of Charlie Brown, Garfield and basically any webtoon comic he could. Deforming their skin and making repeat strange messages like, "He comes" or, "Zalgo"
Wiz: After that, he was later written down and manifested his own body. While every version of Zalgo is different towards eachother, they usually have similar appearances. Such as black skin, red mouths and the will to conquer every living being in existence.
Boomstick: And boy oh boy does he have the strength to do it. Zalgo is the one the greatest threats in the creepypastas multiverse. Having god-like Strength, Speed and even immortality. Not to mention Zalgo has a shit ton of manipulation abilities as well, such as space, void, mind, soul, sound, fire, corruption and even plot. That's right, Zalgo can literally bend the plot of his own reality.
Wiz: It also helps that Zalgo has various weapons, such as a black hole, a candle that can shred darkness and an....Am Dhaegar, whatever that is.
Boomstick: He's also got shapshifting, teleport, energy attacks, omnipresence and even the ability to summon lesser demons from his vast army. Uh....why the hell do they look like that?
Wiz: You see, each soldier in zalgo's army was dragged into his domain and tortured for a long time before joining his army of conquest. Some soldiers have body parts that almost seem held together by a mere thread. But there's also various demons born from his blood known as....zalgoids...w-which can mimic most of his demonic abilities.
Boomstick: Right.... But all of these abilities pales in comparison to his greatest ability, The Seventh Song!
Wiz: Basically, each mouth speaks in it's own tounge, except for the Seventh. For when the Seventh mouth sings, it can destroy the world. Leaving nothing but himself. Fortunately, his true form cannot access the real world and has to be summoned. While the summoning spell itself seems to differ between variants, his more recognizable one is by saying his full name 7 times, uninterrupted.
Boomstick: But since nobody is willing to say Zalgatoth 7 times in a row , yes that's his full name, he had to get creative, So he constructed avatars that would blend in with the average human but still carry some of his demonic abilites without destroy the whole thing.
Wiz: His creativity is not matched by his drive to conquer. He conquered his home dimension when he was younger, fought on par with the slenderman, Affect any fictional reality ever made, he created a dimension and later destroyed it due to it not being to Zalgo's liking.
Boomstick: AND HE ALMOST TOOK OVER THE LIBRARY OF ETERNITY! … what is that?
Wiz: The Library of Eternity is stated to stretch on for infinity, and Zalgo nearly took it all over
Boomstick: Yeah. But with all that power and more, Zalgo has still been bested by Slenderman and Chronokeeper. Which only shows you just how powerful Zalgo truly is.
Wiz: So be warned. Should you ever see a strange black and red figure in the sky, the god of chaos has arrived and he will only conquer till there is nothing left to conquer, truly the strongest of all things Creepypasta
ZERO[]
Wiz: In the Mushroom Kingdom, one can find many interesting sights. Such as it's local residents, a...questionable hero-
Boomstick: AND F@#KING GIANT USB STICKS! Strap in ladies and gentlemen, this story's a doozy.
Wiz: Right. Anyway these were the Super Meme Guardians. They exist to keep the meme lifecycle in place and restore balance in the universe.
Boomstick: But one stood above the rest. In fact, he stood before the rest. The original meme guardian, SMG0! Hey wait a minute, how come THIS is zero?!
Wiz: He gets better, trust me.
Boomstick: Fine, SMG0 originally lived in peace among other memes and his best friend/avatar, Fred. From there, Fred and 0 played together by shooting fire balls out of their fingers.
Wiz: Until the memes became corrupted and terrorized the island.
Boomstick: Yeah, a meme's lifecycle is delicate and once they're done, they must go to the internet graveyard. But some don't go, as they weren't used enough.
Wiz: And thus, they became corrupted. It would continue this way until an extraterrestrial force created another meme guardian, one that would contain the chaos of the corrupted memes.
Boomstick: the WORST GUY EVER, Niles. From there Niles helped SMG0 contain the memes and even created the internet graveyard, but something was off about Niles, he wanted more then just to be a meme guardian living in peace. So he went back to his creator, the God Box!
Wiz: The God Box showed Niles a future in which he could be the greatest meme guardian. Once the deal was over, the God Box destroyed SMG0's universe. Corrupting it and killing Fred.
Boomstick: 0 didn't have a clue what was going on, but Niles had grabbed onto 0 and didn't let him escape. With a final blast from the God Box, Niles and 0 joined together into becoming a monster.
Wiz: On that day. The meme guardian had died, but the meme genocide had begun, this was the true SMG0.
Boomstick: Now we're talking! As an eldritch monster, SMG0 possess incredible strength, durability and even genius-level intelligence.
Wiz: He can also zombify others into his mindless slaves, like he did with the mario recolors. He can corrupt memes, morph your body, send others to his thought prison and even possess other bodies.
Boomstick: he can even control limbs, teleport instantly, and can manipulate meme energy....right?
Wiz: Yes, in fact he can even manipulate corrupted memes, something that other guardians as impossible.
Boomstick: Going back to possessing bodies, 0 once took over Axel's body all for the purpose of getting SMG4's avatar, but was stopped when Axel sacrificed himself as Melony executed him. *sniffles* i'll never let go
Wiz: this brings up some of his greatest weaknesses. He has been stopped by guardian pods, his meme manipulation is weaker then other guardians, and if any captured vassal dies, it forces Niles and Zero to split up.
Boomstick: The only being who could match full 0 is when Melony unleased her full power, where he matched Melony blow for blow.
Wiz: But 0 fell once a meme-nuke was dropped on the god box, destroying it entirely with all anti-memes in place. But Zero's drive is only matched by his will to destroy everything
Boomstick: So be warned, If a black guardian pod crash landed in your universe, don't bother running. Because 0 will find you and destroy the universe.
Pre DEATH-BATTLE[]
Wiz: Alright the contestants are set and we've run the data through all possibilities.
Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!
DEATH-BATTLE[]
We start in the with Zalgo's avatar walking the dimmed streets when a load explosion was heard behind him. The avatar looked and saw a giant USB port and it's front opened, as eldritch axol stepped out and meet the avatar's gaze.
Eldritch Axol: "LEAVE THIS REALM, THIS UNIVERSE WILL BE MINE! SHOW ME THE AVATAR!"
Zalgo: "Sorry ugly, but I'm not leaving what will be mine soon enough. Now hop back in that USB and tremble before the god of destruction!"
Eldritch Axol would then enter it's second form and charge at Zalgo
*FIGHT!*
As eldritch Axol strike Zalgo, the avatar would block the inkweaver arm with the candle at shreds darkness. Blocking blow for blow before sending Ax0l flying into a building as ax0l fell onto the ground.
Axol: "IMPOSSIBLE, NOBODY IS STRONGER THEN US! WE'RE A GOD!"
Zalgo: "We? Sounds like someone can't get everyone involved!"
Zalgo would strike Ax0l, sending Niles and 0 flying, but leaving Axol dead on the spot with the candle through his torso. He'd then teleport to where Niles and 0 landed and taunt them
Zalgo: "You are pathetic, to call yourselves gods are understatements. You're nothing but a bug to crush beneath my foot"
Niles: "I'LL SHOW YOU!"
soon then the God box became visible and struct Niles and 0, forming together into the virus they were. Once Zalgo saw the monstrosity Infront of him, he gained an idea
Zalgo: "Two can play at that game, fool! Zalgatoth, Zalgatoth, Zalgatoth, Zalgatoth, Zalgatoth, Zalgatoth, Zalgatoth!"
Once the summoning spell was complete, The avatar disappeared and in it's place was Zalgo's true form and stood Infront of the eldritch guardian.
Zalgo: "You both stay fused with an outside force to become a god, but I do not require such foolish countermeasures. Now, as the god of destruction upon the creepypasta multiverse, I SENTENCE YOU TO DIE!"
SMG0: "WE DON'T LISTEN TO YOU, WE ARE THE TRUE MEME GUARDIANS. DIE MONSTER, DIE!"
The guardian would roar at Zalgo as he roared back. Zalgo and 0 then collected their fists together, the shockwaves being felt by beings across the multiverse as the world before them shattered.
Slenderman: "WHAT THE HELL"
Melony: "NILES?!"
before long, they were floating in empty space, trading blow for blow as more shockwaves were sent across, further damaging reality. Zalgo would then send the guardian flying, leaving him badly wounded and staring at Zalgo. The guardian would then grab Zalgo's neck and begin to absorb his life essence, Zalgo only smiled at the feeble attempt.
Zalgo: "You truly are a fool, BARE WITNESS YOU'RE DEMISE!"
Zalgo's would then chant a strange spell, where the guardian's wounds returned to him. 0 tried once again to strike at Zalgo, but some strange force prevented any damage to Zalgo. Zalgo only laughed as he struck the monster, separating Niles and 0 once again.
Niles: "What the, YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO US!"
SMG0: "Y-yeah....r-right"
Zalgo: "Now you may watch as a god like myself gives you your final judgement"
Zalgo would clap his claws against both Niles and 0, ending them forever. As the God box slowly faded away, Zalgo cheered as he won the greatest battle he ever took part in
Zalgo: "He might have been full of himself, but he indeed was a worthy foe. The might he possessed was a that of a god...beneath me"
Zalgo had won....?
Results[]
Boomstick: Oh my god, THAT WAS AMAZING!
Wiz: Despite SMG0's impressive power and intelligence, Zalgo could counter basically anything 0 could throw at him.
Boomstick: 0 could manipulate meme energy, something Zalgo never had to defend against. But it's hard to say it would be effective since it's weaker then a normal guardian. Even then, Zalgo could manipulate more forces then anything 0 had to defend against, and obviously possessed far more counters.
Wiz: Right. Zalgo's corruption manipulation allowed him to reverse the corruption of memes, his soul manipulation could separate both Niles and Zero and his space and void manipulation would've allowed him to control the battle.
Boomstick: Or Zalgo could just bend the plot of the battle, allowing him to cheaply nab a victory.
Wiz: Sure, 0 could overwhelm the god of destruction and get a clean shot, but Zalgo's impressive regeneration and resurrection did not allow 0 to have this opportunity.
Boomstick: But finding out who was stronger and tougher was a bit of a tricky situation, especially given how they've both fought beings as powerful as gods. So we compared who could effectively put them down.
Wiz: Zalgo has fought on par with Slenderman and 0 could match Melony's true power, but we needed to figure out who was stronger.
Boomstick: And to no one surprise, Slenderman did have a few advantages, such as the dimensional bleeding, which barely even affected Zalgo.
Wiz: Don't forget, Melony's true form only lasts a certain amount of them and are usually greatly effected by her emotions, while Slendeman could use his abilities whenever he wanted, regardless of form.
Boomstick: And for the final nail in the coffin, 0 wasn't really around for all that long anyway. At least compared to Zalgo. Sure 40 years might sound impressive but the majority of them was spent in isolation and away from general conflict. Plus Zalgo has spent all his life taking over worlds and he's been around and fighting for billions of years.
Wiz: The meme guardian could've landed a lucky hit and erase Zalgo for good, but the god of destruction had the might, counters and everything needed to claim the victory over SMG0
Boomstick: That was obvious, the odds of Zalgo losing was basically "0"
Wiz: the winner is Zalgo.
ADVANTAGES/DISADVANTAGE OF FIGHTER[]
Zalgo:
+ More offensive abilities
+ more manipulation abilities
+ god like strength and immortality
+ more experience
= fought similarly powerful beings
- true form had to be summoned
SMG0
+ tainted universes beyond living
= fought similarly power beings
- meme manipulation was weaker then normal guardians
- true form had to be fused together
- soul manipulation could cause the 2 of split
- less experience actually fighting