Description[]
The Z-Fighters take on the Justice League
Interlude[]
Gogeta: Well, after 19 battles... and some not finished, we are at our season 3 finale!
Nina: Indeed, given I was not here for that, I am still happy about it!
Gogeta: When you think of fictional teams, who would you think of?
Nina: Maybe the Avengers of Marvel? Or even the Powerpuff Girls?
Gogeta: But from how iconic they are, these are the first ones you think of.
Nina: The Z-Fighters!
Gogeta: And the Justice League!
Nina: This is a fight that needs an answer.... and we're getting it in this battle!
Gogeta: I'm Gogeta and she is Nina and it is our jobs to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to see who would win in a Death Battle!
The Z-Fighters[]
Goku[]
Gogeta: Long ago, there were a simple race of aliens known as the Tuffles, they were an ancient civilization that thrived on technology, until one fateful day, a brutal alien race known as Saiyans appear on the planet to wipe them out and claim the planet as their own.
Nina: They succeeded in doing this and claimed the planet, this was at the same time a tyrant by the name of Frieza saw the potential in their race, and decided to hire them as some sort of mercenaries to do his dirty work in conquering planets.
Gogeta: However Frieza remembered a prophecy, that history was doomed to repeat itself where a golden haired fighter was going to rise up and take down his tirancy once and for all, saving the universe from his evil.
Nina: Like a person with common sense he thought the only way to get rid of this tumor in his brain, was to literally blow the entire race to bits, which he did... however he didn't stop the prophecy, a little Saiyan pod escaped the explosion, inside it was the end of his tyranny.
Gogeta: On this Saiyan Pod is the hero that everyone probably knows and is sick of hearing the name of. He goes by the name of Kakarot and crash landed on Earth with the mission to murder literally everyone, he was picked up by the kind and elderly Grandpa Gohan.
Nina: At first Goku was kind of a dick, seeing how he was y'know, a damn Saiyan. However this all changed when Gohan showed great parenting and let him fucking fall off a damn cliff hitting his head, this event however changed Goku's life for the good, it turned him into a well mannered boy.
Gogeta: So Goku was nice and Gohan turned into a good parent. This would be happily ever after unless Goku wasn't a fucking alien and he turned into a.... a giant damn ape and kinda went on a rampage. He kinda went on killing his adoptive father and wrecking an entire forest, yeah this form is kinda insane. Thank god he calmed down when the full moon finally went down.
Nina: So he just lived alone in solitude for some time, catching fish and thriving on his own. His life seemed to be pretty ordinary other than that monthly monkey thing. This was until he met a strange blue-haired woman that goes by the name of Bulma, where she just fucking shoots him! Holy shit what the hell bitch!
Gogeta: To be fair he pulled out a pole on her, that shit can extend to a hilarious distance. Well Goku found out one thing that day, that there are things called the Dragon Balls, and he was is possesion of the 4-Star Ball, so they trekked out, hoping to find the other Dragon Balls, as you know he is going to show you.
Nina: On their travels they met some weird characters and honed his own skills. He first met Master Roshi, a rather... forward man. This was Goku's first martial arts experience, and he learned his first main ability, the Kamehameha, pretty much a giant laser beam, and he learned this in 1 try, it took Roshi centuries to finally master this damn technique.
Gogeta: So Goku is established early on to be a badass, and his power just grew and grew.. EVEN OVER 20 YEARS LATER HE IS STILL GAINING POWER UPS HOLY SHIT! Throughout his adventure he was given the ability to use the Solar Flare from Tien, with it a bright light is produced from his body and blinding anyone that sees it, unless their eyes are protected in one way or another.
Nina: Let's not jump the gun Gogeta, we still need to go over his main energy source... KI, it is the fundamental energy Goku uses, with it he can use all of the abilities he uses on a regular bases. It is what his powerful Kamehameha is made out of, but he can also use it to make either weak or strong blasts to completely decimate his enemies.
Gogeta: But there is far more to this, if he concentrates his KI he can use telekinesis, the ability to move objects with his mind, or even read damn minds... however he needs physical contact for that ability to work. Goku can even use his own KI to make a small shield around him, making him immune to any poison type ability. It also gives him quite a bit more durabilty than before as well.
Nina: One of his more badass abilities is the Dragon Fist, where he punches, but then a mighty dragon comes out of his arm and just completely decimates whatever is in its path, including a Godzilla wannabe bug man. He can upgrade it to the Super Dragon Fist, where the power is amplified many times further, however this drains Goku considerably.
Gogeta: But come on, we all know what we are really here for, his most formidable attack, the powerful Spirit Bomb, a giant bomb attack that draws the energy of all willing parcipitants that give it energy, getting hit by this.... yeah you will not like it in the slightest. However, he can also use the power of the Spirit Bomb and absorb it, to gain power that is downright... terrifying.
Nina: Come on, we know he can manipulate his KI in many cool ways, but we all know why we like this guy, it is his multitude of downright OP transformations, seriously he has so many that they almost don't count on my damn hand, seriously how many power ups do they think a guy needs, one transformation will suffice Toriyama!
Gogeta: The first transformation he ever got was the Oozaru form, where it boosts his power by a whopping 10X... however he doesn't have a tail so this cannot be counted. The first form he now can use is the Kaio Ken, an ability he can use to boost his stats, he can go way up to 20X, which multiplies his power by... well 20 times, however out of all of his abilities this is the most strenuous on him.
Nina: But we all know what we want to hear about, those gosh darn cool Super Saiyan transformations, the first one he completely mastered, he can be in this form for 10 days without feeling any negative effects. This is a transformation that goes down in legend, it increases his stats by a whopping 50 times, we don't know how people can stand up to him.
Gogeta: He can crank it up to the Super Saiyan 2, which increases the power of the first Super Saiyan by 2 times of that. However his best base Super Saiyan form (barring GT) is the Super Saiyan 3, where it increases the Super Saiyan 2 power by 4 times, meaning most people within his universe just cannot stand up to his power, no matter what really, he even stated in that form that he could have beaten Majin Buu.
Nina: However years later Toriyama still wanted to milk this series much more, so after absorbing the power of 5 different pure hearted Saiyans, he gained the power to challenge even the gods. the Super Saiyan God form, which has the most badass aura by the way, don't even fucking debate me with that ok?
Gogeta: Hell, this form was able to face Beerus, a being a uncontrollable power, who could theoretically have the power to destroy the Dragon Ball universe, as said by Whis when he was fighting his brother Champa. However it is good to note thay SSG is still weaker than Beerus, even with that whole 3 punch universe destroying feat.
Nina: He ascended this form however with a new one, his Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan.... we'll just call it Super Saiyan Blue. In this form while still weaker than Beerus, he was able to defeat Golden Frieza, someone who is even stronger than his original Super Saiyan God form, and guess what? His forms do not even end there, he can use his Kaioken technique and combine it with his SSB to multiply his SSB power by 20, even surprising Beerus.
Gogeta: But yay, now he needs to even transcend the gods, upon going into his Spirit Bomb that forged a mini black hole, don't ask, he absorbed its power and attained a power that almost no mortals have even thought of getting, he achieved the power of.... Ultra Instinct. Alright that name is so fucking badass, how come people all call Super shit man.
Nina: In this form he is able to fight on par with even the likes of Jiren, who previously blitzed SSBX20 Goku, note that he was weaker than him at that point, however after he fought a thot in the most badass of scenes, he fought Jiren once again in this form and he did something that made every God of Destruction watching at that point, they stood up in respect.
Gogeta: Truly he has mastered the Ultra Instinct form... totally should have been Gohan Blanco. Anyway in this form he was fast enough to even blitz Jiren, and Jiren had to break his own limits to finally fight Goku... and even then his power paled in comparison. Without the need to think in battle, UI Goku defeated Jiren.... however it comes at a price, if he uses this form for too long it exausts him, and will K.O. him for the remainder of the fight... or at least until the writing says so.
Nina: There is a reason why Goku is considered the leader of the team.
Piccolo[]
Gogeta: The planet of Namek, a planet that is very peaceful, the people who live there are some of the nicest people ever, they are of course called Namekians (no shit) The Namekians are a peaceful race, that live solely off water so they did not need to harm the environment in order to gain some sort of sustinance.
Nina: However, one fateful day on the planet a famine hit, and it brought the Namekians into near extinction, however due to the elder Namek, he brought his people back up and growed their trees back up, however one child Namek left the planet, in search of a new home and waited for his people there, this Namek's name is simply... long since forgotten.
Gogeta: We'll just call him Piccolo, when he landed on Earth he sat in the Wastelands, and waited for his people. However they never came for him so he just left, visiting back a few times hoping in vain that his people came back, but they didn't.
Nina: Obviously he is kinda pissed, but he kept it in, he ventured the planet until he stumbled across the lookout of Earth, where the guardian of the planet resided. He tried to become the next guardian however the guardian at the time viewed him as unfit, since inside him there was pent up anger that did not go away, and the Nameless Namekian could turn evil at any moment.
Gogeta: So he trained for years, in order to get rid of this evil half, which he succeeded in doing. However at a heavy price, his evil half turned into a new monster, people refer to him as the king of the demons, Demon King Piccolo. Or just Piccolo Daimao as the Japanese say, standing terrifyingly tall, he was a monster that no one could even hope to defeat.
Nina: City after city fell, there was nothing even the Earth army could do to defeat this unstoppable force, he made sure that the areas he attacked were devoid of life. He was unstoppable until he went into one dojo, where it was the first time that he was challenged, this happened to be the dojo where both Master Roshi and Master Shen were trained.
Gogeta: The people of the dojo fought valiently, unfortunately they were mostly defeated, other than two determined fighters, Shen and Roshi respectively. They managed to kill all of Piccolo's sons, however the big man came at them himself, and they were clearly no match for him so the leader of the dojo Master Mutaito fought with Piccolo... and got absolutely pub stomped.....
Nina: After facing that embarrasment, he did not want to even face his students again, that was until he came up with a brand new technique, the Evil Containment Wave.... we'll just call it the Mafuba. With this ability the next time he faced Piccolo it did not go so well for the king of the slug people who really wasn't even the king of the slug people, they just called him a demon.
Gogeta: Years later however following the adventures of a kid Goku, King Piccolo got released from his prison by the idiotic Pilaf Gang... seriously you just caused the end of the earth dumbasses. Unfortunately for him however he was extremely old, and was unfit to fight so he went to Shenron and wished to be younger totally not being ripped off by Lord Slug.
Nina: However he made one damn mistake, he has one of his sons kill Krillin! Goku did not like that and just straight up went on a murder spree, then he fought against King Piccolo. In the end Goku was victorious however, Piccolo spat out an egg, to birth a son that has even more power than his own.
Gogeta: Hell this choice of a child is the main reason that the good half of Piccolo, Kami, did not die, since this son is an exact reincarnation of himself, except now fueled with the hatred of Goku, he wanted one thing, Goku dead, and they fought at the World Martial Arts tournament, and they learned one thing there. Piccolo can never defeat Goku, no matter the context.
Nina: After that he decided to go back to the wasteland for the sole reason of getting stronger, well he was until an alien named Raditz came down on the planet revealing that he was in fact Goku's brother. Alongside Goku, Piccolo fought the invader, with Piccolo finally avenging his father in the process, time went on and Piccolo trained Goku's son, Gohan.
Gogeta: Pretty much he trained Gohan after Goku died and right then and there learned something his father never learned before, friendship. It was through Gohan that Piccolo officially became a nice guy, and in one quick moment of heroism, saved his life, but costing at his own. BUT this is Dragon Ball so death has almost no consequence.
Nina: After that he was pretty much accepted within the Z-Fighters and became one of the most valued members of said team. He is regarded to being one of the greatest strategist in the Z-Fighters, and is usually turned to when the team needs to whip up a quick strategy, just in case things does go awry for the team, and oh so does he have the moveset for it.
Gogeta: Being a Namekian his body itself is a weapon, he can stretch his arms to many trees in length, so good luck escaping him, and seeing how he is a great tactitionist he can really use this to his advantage. But come on, like Goku he can generate and manipulate his KI to use many powers that are quite frankly bizarre and not good in any other circumstance.
Nina: His first move is the pantented Special Beam Cannon, a beam-like attack that completely drills through anyone that gets hit by it, he was able to one shot not only Goku, but Raditz his far stronger at that point brother, and killed both of them with that one attack. Now tell me, who else was able to kill not only Goku, but also a stronger person in one attack that doesn't rely on durability negation.
Gogeta: But let's not forget about the powerful Light Grenade, by far Piccolo's most destructive ability, with it at by far not even his full power, he treated as if an island was as simple as an ant. Unfortunately he did not have the power to crush said ant er... cicada thing. As he got one shot by Cell, a walking talking bug man... yeah ok.
Nina: However what may be his most versatily attack is the Hellzone Grenade..... why does he have so many grenade attacks I will never know. However this attack is used to trick up his opponents, because he just plants ki blasts like mines everywhere. When ready he surrounds his enemy and blows them up crushing his opponents, too bad this attack seems to never work.
Gogeta: Unlike a lot of his KI using friends Piccolo seems to be able to have more control over his KI than them. When he was able to fire a beam directly out of his mouth.... god that must taste bad. He can also clone himself to keep pressure on his opponent, unfortunately it doesn't help Piccolo's case when the clones power's is divided on how many clones there, like if there are 4 clones, then each would have a 4th the power of Piccolo.
Nina: Being a Namekian however Piccolo has one more ability down his sleeve, if he were to take minor damage such as y'know... GETTING HIS FUCKING ARM RIPPED OFF! He can just regenerate it back when he wants to, hell he is such a badass that he just rips his damn arm off because he really isn't smart I guess?
Gogeta: Being the best tactician on this team, he will need to lead his team to victory when fighting the odds of the Justice League, I mean he may just have the smarts for it since him and Gohan were the two smartest fighters in universe 7 in the fight against all of the other universes.
Vegeta[]
Gogeta: We are gonna repeat the same shit with Frieza again aren't we, how he was a borderline slave to him, worked under him, and eventually tried to fight him on the simple planet known as Namek but just ended up dead in the process because Vegeta is the fucking worst? Yes... yes we are. Well yeah what I said was pretty much the abridged version of his backstory.
Nina: I mean there is more to the Prince that should be King of the Saiyans than meets the eye, ever since a kid he was proven to be comepletely overpowered, I mean he was already stronger than his father, the King of all Saiyans... also named Vegeta. Wait then why the fuck is Vegeta not called Vegeta Jr. oh yeah that is already a character according to Dragon Ball GT.
Gogeta: Inconsistent plots aside, yes it is true Vegeta was born a badass, I mean the guy casually trains with multiple Saibamen, whom all of which are equal to fucking Raditz, you know that one guy that shitstomped both Piccolo and Goku in their first fight? Yeah him. Did I really just praise fucking Raditz of all people in this damn fight? Where the Z-Fighters are going to fight the Justice League?
Nina: I mean it's your choice to actually praise the useless character. Well like we said Frieza decided to make Namek go bye on the grounds that he was a little scared of the possibility of the birth of the Super Saiyan, the most powerful warrior in the universe... until the Gods gets introduced and other forms so the Super Saiyan form really isn't anything to special anymore.
Gogeta: Vegeta grew up however not even knowing that Vegeta is the one that destroyed planet Vegeta was Frieza, he was told even as a child that a meteor blew up so... fuck you Frieza? Well he lived as pretty much a slave doing all of the tyrant's dirty work, destroying planets and such, he eventually got fed up with it and with his remaining Saiyan buddies, they decided to plan a coup that would end Frieza's reign.
Nina: Unfortunately they didn't factor in that the planet they wanted to get the Dragon Balls, that there would be a bunch of plot that prevented them from getting it. Whether or not they could have actually won, spoiler alert they could have, they killed Piccolo, which pretty much prevented Vegeta from reaching the immortality he desired so much, so he pretty much left the planet with his pride hurt more than anything else.
Gogeta: Then he found out there was a planet with the creators of those dragon balls called Namek. So he said fuck it! He went there not knowing that Frieza was stationed there as well, so unfortunately for our favorite Saiyan he got penetrated and just died. Then he found himself on Earth and with nowhere else to go.... yeah he just decided to stay without a second thought.
Nina: Eventually he got hitched to Bulma and had to childred, the rest is history. But what got Vegeta through this entire story? What could possibly drive Vegeta to get stronger and stronger? Well the only reason he is so powerful right now is his jealosy of Goku! Also that he's a Saiyan but let's forget about that, that is not important to the matter at hand.
Gogeta: As with all Dragon Ball badasses he is actually a really good hand to hand fighter, I mean Saiyans from birth are made to be badasses, seeing how they are trained from birth it is obvious that he would grow up to be the biggest badass. I mean his skill is equal to Goku so take that as you will for how awesome Vegeta is. Vegeta however can do much more than simply punch and kick however.
Nina: Preach it, with KI like the two before him he can do all manners of cool shit, one of his favorite things to do is blindly shoot KI blasts in the hopes that one of them will hit their target... ok maybe some of these really aren't cool persay, but just damn go with it badasses don't need to have logic in their attacks, only wins.
Gogeta: However can de more than blindly shoot out blasts, I mean he owns the Galick Gun, his trademark move. It's a giant purple beam that leaves even planets to duts in his track, note during the Saiyan Saga it is debatable whether or not Vegeta could destroy the Earth, however that is irrelevent seeing how at the moment he is stronger than Frieza, a being that could destroy a planet without even trying.
Nina: There is also the Big Bang Attack, an attack no that isn't actually the fucking Big Bang that created the universe if you believe that or not. No it is a giant ball of death that if you get caught in it the chances of your survival are well... I think Sebastian from Yugioh says it perfectly.
Sebastian: I'd say their chances are 1/50 no, 1/500.
Gogeta: Boo you suck! Seriously a fucking Yugioh GX reference, what the fuck is next, me spouting out raps while dancing with a damn chimpanzee? Christ Vegeta even copied Krillin's, we'll get to him, destructo disc, where he throws a razor sharp KI blast where if it hits you it has the possiblity to even cut you in half, I mean Krillin could cut Frieza with this move, and probably cut his pride more than his tail.
Nina: However in terms of sheer destruction by far Vegeta's best attack is the Final Flash, a giant golden beam that pretty much makes everything in it's path unalive. I mean it even was able to harm Perfect Cell, a person who took a full powered punch from Vegeta and did not even make him flinch, however with this beam he completely destroyed half of his body.
Gogeta: Also being a Saiyan guess what? Vegeta can turn into a Super Saiyan, it's almost like a Super Saiyan bargain sale, like said before the standard Super Saiyan is a form that increases the power of the user in all physical stats by a 50X multiplier, meaning he can move 50 times faster, punch 50 times harder, and all that jazz that is quite obvious if you think abou it.
Nina: He can power up the Super Saiyan form up to the second tier of Super Saiyan, which multiplies the power of the original Super Saiyan by 2X, meaning it actually is a 100X multiplier of his base form, giving him just so much more damn power than you would think, he COULD buff up his body to reach similar power to the Super Saiyan 2, however it is way too unreliable of a form to use in standard combat, something that his dumb son Trunks just did not know.
Gogeta: This man just skips Super Saiyan 3, I guess he just really wants damn eyebrows and skips it, however when he trained with Whis, pretty much the butler to Beerus, the God of Destruction. He gained the ability to use Divine KI, and guess what? Like Goku he learned the ability to go Super Saiyan God, which he promptly doesn't use for the better Super Saiyan Blue form, whose multiplier is too ludicrous to say.
Nina: In this form he can't be sensed by normal KI sensers since Divine KI wants to be special, yeah it can fuck off. Did Krillin gain Divine KI, he was able to at least keep up with the Jiren vs Goku fight, unless Jiren has normal KI but that wouldn't make sense cuz he could sense Goku but... maybe Dragon Ball is just an inconsistent series with no rules.
Gogeta: Vegeta like Goku achieved a new form in the Tournament of power, it is called Super Saiyan Blue Evolution, however for funsies I'm gonna call it the Super Saiyan Bluer. In this form he is able to actually defeat Toppo, who had the power of a God of Destruction, also he did better than Goku in his fight against Jiren... however not even him was able to beat Jiren so easily.
Nina: Although seeming like an unbeatable God... he makes you want to think that he is. That means his arrogance is unparralelled in the show, literally he thinks he is the strongest even though he gets foderized by all the main villains, Frieza, Cell, Buu, Goku Black, and Jiren were all able to lay the smack down on him until Goku comes around and wins the day.
Gogeta: Also compared to a lot of the other Z-Fighters Vegeta isn't too smart, I mean he is clever, but under a comparison he really isn't too bright. However other than that, Vegeta has proven time and time again to be the second strongest member of this team, even being stronger than the SSBX20 version of Goku.
Gohan[]
Gogeta:We all remember Goku right? You know the leader of the Z-Fighters, the strongest member right? Man who got sent from planet Vegeta to kill people on Earth yeah him, well did you know that he had a wife? Yeah it is actually hard to believe that he could actually hold a relation for longer than 1 minute for his compulsive annoyingness and how he really is not a good person to hang around with.
Nina: And guess what, Chichi and Goku just boned, IDK how the fuck they could produce a damn offspring, seeing how they are two completely different species but whatever, I guess since Toriyama wills it or whatever. They decided to name their kid after Goku's adoptive father, good ol' Grandpa Gohan, you know that one dude that Goku accidentaly caused the death of because he's a giant monkey.
Gogeta: This kid Gohan grew up for 4 years and had quite the normal childhood, kinda being taught some things but overall being a blissful kid, he cried a lot but overall it was normal, or at least as normal being the kid as the strongest man in the world, the strength to knock down trees with one punch at that point in the series, so everything seemed like it would be good for the young Saiyan.
Nina: However on a visit to Goku's old friends something quite... traumatizing happened, he was kidnapped by his damn uncle, thank god he isn't that creepy uncle that no one trusts... because he is dead now. The only way Gohan would have been released is one simple way, Goku would have had to bring 100 dead human bodies and show it to him.
Gogeta: Obviously not wanting to do that, Goku teamed up with Piccolo before he saved Gohan and they fought his brother, where they won... however at the price of Goku's life. Don't worry it's Dragon Ball, death means jack shit. It however does mean that Piccolo can just yoink the small child and train him because he learned that two other Saiyans, with power completely destroying Raditz's are coming.
Nina: So trained they did, for an entire year and Gohan learned a lot about himself, like he could turn into a giant fucking monkey and rek a lot of shit. However there was one other thing that was learned that day, which would change the little kid's life path for the best forever, it was learned that Gohan's potential was far greater than his father's... before gods were invented.
Gogeta: I mean he learned all sorts of cool moves while training with the big green alien, such as his patented Masenko attack, pretty much his version of the Kamehameha or the Galick Gun, it is a yellow beam where it does damage to anyone that gets hit by it, like I said, it's just a beam don't expect any big reasoning on why all these borderline same attacks have different names.
Nina: He will not start to discover his latent power until he went to Namek, because it is just a giant fucking party and every monkey is invited. When a giant green man touched him he pulled things out of Gohan's body he did not even know he had, sorry I fucking had to. He started to release his hidden power, however he is still a long way from reaching that ultimate power.
Gogeta: I mean he got his neck damn snapped by a giant dude with red hair, yeah that will help bring out all of your potential. After Namek however the androids attacked and kind of fucked shit up, you know who was the front to combat these mechanical menases, you guessed it, good ol' Gohan, hell he is the one whomst've trained Trunks, the man who saved the future kind of.
Nina: Back to our timeline after training with his father in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber he learned the patented Kamehameha, where literally everyone seems to know these days, he also learned how to use the ability of the Super Saiyan, ok who the fuck can't use this ability to be honest, next fucking Yamcha will turn into a damn Super Saiyan just fucking watch.
Gogeta: Anyway there was one more big discovery in that chamber, the fact that Gohan was the first person to supercede the limits and turn into another form, the ever so useless Super Saiyan 2, that one form that all Saiyans are able to use now and really just is not that special anymore in the giant grand scheme of things, for the time it was OP, giving one of the best fights in the series.
Nina: Poor Cell man, he was the perfect lifeform that pretty much lied since he fuckin died but y'know, to him he was flawless so to each their own I guess. Anyway any good fighter would keep up their training to get better, however like most crossfitters, Gohan ended up being a manlet of a person, thanks school, making pussies out of the most badass of men.
Gogeta: I mean he retained his badassness after the monster known as Majin Buu came out of his shell and kind of destroyed the stability of the planet. So the only way to combat that Gohan had to sit in front of an old dude that danced around sometimes or just read straight up porn because he was just a reskin of Master Roshi, look into it and you will know it to be true.
Nina: After that he finally reached his full power. His ultimate form, a form where not even turning into a Super Saiyan will change anything, this power was enough to destroy Majin Buu in his Super Buu form, a form where it is much more powerful than his own pure form, I mean it is like double it's own power, so of course this form will be much more powerful than the original.
Gogeta: In this form he must have some awesome abilities, he does like perfecting the Kamehamehe into learning the ever so powerful Electric Kamehameha, it is what it says, a Kamehameha that is just more powerful, he used this move to destroy Majin Buu's egg right before he got hatched and released, why the fuck did you do that you dumbass.
Nina: He also got a buff to his patented Masenko, he can now fire it to have a much shorter range however at the added benefit of being many times more powerful, there's also the double Masenko, where it is exactly what it sounds life, to cover his sides he fires two Masenko's to both his sides leaving no stone unturned with his bright mind.
Gogeta: The Soaring Dragon Strike is a bit uppercut that brings his enemies up, then smashes them down to the ground with one more gigantic punch. The Ultimate Knuckle is a giant punch that has the intention to stun the enemy, also the Burst Rush is his go to attack where he unleashes hell to anyone that gets hit by it, with a barrage of punches and kicks where no enemy will get out of it unscathed.
Nina: Thanks to his training with the big green man, he learned the ability to use his Special Beam Cannon, an ability as said before is capable of drilling through your enemies with relative ease, however like before it is better with the longer charge, a weak Special Beam Cannon really is not really going to do anything, may cause a little hole but nothing serious.
Gogeta: With his KI shield he can repel any attack, even if the attack is from Broly, the Legendary Super Saiyan, god what a badass, I guess when you can perform the Ultra Kamehameha, the one he did against Cell, then yeah you are a complete badass, however the Ultra Kamehameha is the last of his power, performing it pretty much makes it so he can not just spam it as the video games tell you.
Nina: If in a bind he can release small and weak KI blasts from out his body to distract and slightly harm his foes. Also if in a bind he can just simply explode himself, we forgot to add this to Vegeta's section so sorry him, but releasing all of his power he is able to kill himself in the process, however the incoming explosion makes pretty much any enemy die in the process, unless you can regenerate then poor Gohan.
Gogeta: Gohan is considered by many to be one of the brightest minds in his team, hell he was chosen to be the main stratagist for team Universe 7, in a tournament that legit decided the fate for his entire universe, so yeah he should be pretty damn smart, however he is prone to anger outbursts and if you kill his friends in front of them, he can go into a giant frenzy.
Nina: But come on, this man deserves the title of one of the strongest Z-Fighers.
Trunks[]
Gogeta: We already said the backstory of Vegeta right, the born badass that fought Frieza but completely got his shit kicked in and decided to adapt to Earth's lifestyle and the reast is history. Well when we said that he got hitched to a human woman named Bulma and had an offspring, well the one we are talking about now in this analysis is that offspring, a little boy that goes by the name of Trunks.
Nina: Ever since being a kid, it was obvious that Trunks just did not have a good life, seeing how when he still wore diapers Goku died of a heart virus, thus the strongest man on the planet perished, so the planet just was not as protected as well anymore, since the strongest man there at the time was the big green man that we've all come to love.
Gogeta: Then the evil scientist that goes by the name of Dr. Gero, he was the original leader of the Red Ribbon Army by the way, made two weapons of mass destruction, and they look like teenagers, I mean if we go off the My Life as a Teenage Robot logic, then these android menaces are just completely overpowered, am I right well of course I am damn right!
Gogeta: So Trunks did not actually grow up in a good world, seeing how there are pretty much no people to guide him through his life, except for his own mother that created an underground bunker to shield herself and a few others from the Androids, thank goodness that they cannot sense energy so they cannot actually find the bunker.
Gogeta: There was one more person that had a giant impact on little Trunks' life, the man that is simply known as Gohan, the son of Goku. He was a mentor and obviously took a lot of inspiration from Piccolo, seeing how was very rough on Trunks, making him angry and consistently saying that his family is dead, for one good reason, to turn into what else? The legendary Super Saiyan.
Nina: Unfortunately Trunks just could not get angry, I mean he really did not have any reason to seeing how he never really met the other Z-Fighers and if he did it was when he was very small and feeble, unable to actually come up with thought and gain any sort of emotional attachment to the fighters that died by the Androids. Well sucks for him.
Gogeta: Note that we say Gohan in the past tense, well that is because Gohan straight up died against the Androids, hey it is his only death without the cause of the destruction of the planet. That kind of made Trunks a little peeved, peeved enough to focus all his rage and let it all go, turning into a Super Saiyan, finally being a match for the Androids.... ok no he still got his ass kicked.
Nina: So fighting them was out of the question so he did the second best option, going back into the past Samurai Jack style and warning the Z-Fighters about the arrival of the Cyborg menases. Upon doing this however he saw Frieza and decided to show that he was still powerful, by literally cutting him to pieces and blowing him to bits. Then going ahead and murdering his father cuz badasses don't have rules.
Gogeta: Trunks proved that he is a badass through and through in this arc, I mean he does have the moveset to do it. First of all like all characters he possesses the ability to manipulate and use his KI as a weapon, like small little blasts all the way up to giant beams that can destroy planets with ease, huh that just seems to be a running theme with this team now is it?
Nina: His trademark move is the Burning Attack, this attack he just swish swashes his arms all around thinking he is a Naruto character (even though he predates them) and fires a golden blast with nearly all of his might, this attack even strikes fear into the heart of Frieza, because he is the one that actually has slain Frieza.
Gogeta: The Finish Buster is yet another golden ball that decimates enemies in its wake. While it takes longer charge up the Finish Buster it overall will pack more of a punch than the Burning Attack, so if you do end up getting hit by this, you will not get out of it unscathed.
Nina: Remember when this guy killed Frieza, well the attack he used to finish him off actually does have a name and it isn't just a cool way to hack and slash your enemies, it is called the Shining Slash, he focusus his KI into his sword and well does just hack and slash at his enemy... well I guess there is also the fact he blasts them at the end but we don't talk about that.
Gogeta: Like his father he seems to like firing off KI blasts as if it was a water balloon being thrown at a kid that you just really don't care about. Ell he can even create energy bea out his sword because I guess all anime swordsmen can do that. When you think about it however he really isn't a swordsmen, he doesn't really use his sword too much in combat.
Nina: Like all the damn Saiyan's of course he can transform into the legendary Super Saiyan, that form that is supposed to be so special, the form that a Saiyan every 1000 years would turn into it. So yeah a Super Saiyan he is, at least we did get a badass scene with him cutting Frieza to pieces then killing Frieza's father in just cold blood, totally should have taken that offer to be the right hand man to Cold.
Gogeta: However he unlocked a form that increased his strength by many times, even being stronger than the monster Cell. He increases his muscles to just an ungodly size, like what the fuck? Who thought this was a good design for a form for one of the main damn characters, however this form sucks, his speed is lowered by way too much for this form to be viable?
N'ina: Thank God he unlocked the Super Saiyan 2 form, with it he was able to take out even Dabura, the king of the demon realm.... Wait then why is King Piccolo also called Demon King Piccolo? Great writing over there Akira Toriyama, totally didn't drop the ball on that one.
Gogeta: Like the overpowered Saiyan's however he achieved the Super Saiyan God form.... at least kind of, he kinda gets really mad that his timeline is being attacked again and kinda gets the power of a Super Saiyan God, this is called Super Saiyan Rage, he was able to fend off both Goku Black and Zamasu at the same time, so damn good for him, he was able to save his future with the power plot armor.
Nina: I mean with his most powerful ability, which is appropriately titled the Sword of Hope, he literally sucks up all the hope of his companions around him like the Spirit Bomb, with it he was able to cut a Merged Zamasu from the dick, right up through his brain almost killing him, then he turned into a universe and that is another thing that really should not be ventured into.
Gogeta: However the offspring of Vegeta is nowhere near perfect, first of all he really isn't that good of a martial artist, since his only training was from Gohan however Gohan himself was barely even taught Martial Arts in the first place, only by Piccolo but that was when he was a young child where he more than likely did not take in as much info as he should have.
Nina: Also remember, his strongest form is literally called Super Saiyan Rage, in this form while he gets a giant power boost, to the point of plot armor, he can go into a berserk mode where he cannot think clearly, a clever opponent could say get him into a situation that he may not be able to get out of when it comes down to it, it could lead to his loss.
Gogeta: Whatever, who cares about a little carelessness when you are as powerful as Trunks?
Krillin[]
Gogeta: When it comes to the Z-fightsrs, there is no shortage when it comes to fighters whose power is just quite frankly insane, however when the phrase "a human !iving in a God's world" is said, there is no fighter that it explains better than the small bald man that goes by the name of Krillin, poor man, he does not even have a nose, feels bad man y'know?
Nina: But before he became the best friend of Goku, he was simply a child that was a monk to the Orin Temple, where he started fighting at the age of 4, and has been training since then... unfortunately for the little bald boy however he really was not too good at it, and was frequently insulted because he just sucks, because y'know, 4 year olds can fight flawlessly.
Gogeta: So Krillin got sick of it, he decided to head to the one person that would make him overpowered, or at least stronger than his family. The man named Master Roshi, or Muten Roshi depending on where you live. He has heard of the martial artist and wanted to train under him, however Roshi doesn't let just anyone train under him, unless you hand him porn like Krillin did.
Nina: If you remember from our analysis from before you would know that Master Roshi is the one that taught Goku to be a complete badass. However Krillin did not like Goku at first, he thoight his carefree nature was insufferable, so he decided to play dirty whenever they had a challenge together, however Goku always seemed to be one step ahead of him at every turn.
Gogeta: Eventually however Krillin realized being a dick to Goku just would not help out in the long run, so he decides to be a decent person and be best friends with the Earth-Raised Saiyan. Many wacky antics insued with the human and Saiyan combo, and Krillin learned many attacks along the way, all coming from the ability to use KI, like all of the other Z-Fighters.
Nina: Seriously does anyone have any originality in this series, they all just use the same source of energy for all their power, and their attacks aren't even different either, I mean come on Krillin, you can do better than that! I expected so much from this little bald dude who now thinking about it reminds me a lot of Saitama from One Punch Man but that's a debate for another day.
Gogeta: Being trained under Master Roshi, he perfected the Kamehameha wave, a big blue beam that makes things go die. Give Krillin one thing however he learned it before that attack became more common than a Smash Player getting salty over someone actually using items in the game because y'know, people can't play a game how they want to.
Nina: Um you do know that is completely irrelevant to the situation at hand.... whatever it doesn't matter. Krillin and Goku became best buds and were in every single Tenkaichi Budokai since they met, and it always happened that Krillin just seemed to lose, no matter what, poor man he just wanted to be happy but there is no happiness to be had with him.
Gogeta: I mean you gotta remember he is still a master at martial arts, don't forget about that, being trained at such a young age and pretty much training non-stop for the following decades. Ok maybe not nonstop but what are ya gonna do, Krillin does have the moveset to prove that he isn't just a weakling that should be shoved off to the side of obscurity, maybe he is but whatever.
Nina: I mean like we have said he can use the Destructo Disc, he is the one that invented it probably not because Frieza has used it and he is most likely the one that has used it first. Anyway the Destructo Disc is a pretty damn powerful move, it can cut up enemies that are just far more powerful than Krillin himself, it is said that it would've sliced the Saiyan Nappa in half, someone who was at least 3 times stronger than the poor human.
Gogeta: I mean the attack isn't perfect, if the enemy is too much stronger it really would not have a big effect on people that are just so much stronger, like the time he tried to hit Perfect Cell with it and it kinda just bounced off him like it were nothing, poor Krillin really, even when it seems like he finally has the edge in a fight he just does not at all.
Nina: Other than the Destructo Disc he knows the Double Tsuk..Tus..Tsukish..... a double energy beam that comes from his hands that go high up into the air and crash down against his enemies and deal a lot of damage, he used this and killed a bunch of Saibamen, who were each at the minimum as strong as Raditz at the time..... ok maybe the feat is not that good.
Gogeta: Lucky for this little person however, his life wasn't all crap, I mean he did someone get to bang Android 18, how I have no idea, we just accept it, but I'm putting my foot, down, what the hell does 18 see in Krillin that isn't seen in anyone else, what the fuck does he have that they don't... I don't.... please help me I am extremely lonely please someone just love me ;(.
Nina: Aww I'll hug you after this battle is finished (if the aftermath doesn't kill up however) but yeah, he did somehow make a kid named Maron with her, but whatever, I'm happy for him. He really did find someone that loves him and is willing to spend the rest of her life with, even if he may have some "shortcomings" that I really don't want to think about.
Gogeta: However at least this little waifu stealing pile of shit is a coward, and knows the move Solar Flare to aid him in battle, he points in a direction and fires off a bright light that blinds any target that is in front of him, however if you just I don't know, close your eyes than what is it going to do? Literally nothing that's what, seriously this attack can be really useless if the enemy is compotent.
Nina: Oh come on it isn't that bad, it is great for catching his own enemies off guard, like the time he used this attack against Cell, y'know that giant bug man that very much eclipses him in power, even when he was in his first form, with this ability he was able to get away from Cell, however that didn't matter much since Cell knows that move as well.
Gogeta: Remember his Destructo Disc move, well even when he was less powerful than a Ginyu Force member by a significant margain, he still was able to chop off Frieza's tail like it were nothing, y'know that one guy that was easily able to stomp out Vegeta, who at that point was able to completely STOMP a Ginyu Force member, yeah this attack isn't something to just scoff.
Nina: But like you could probably assume Krillin is a damn coward, like to the point of running away from Nappa. FUCKING NAPPA, you know that Saiyan that was irrelevant in terms of power since the end of the fucking Saiyan Saga, and this was in damn Dragon Ball Super, you know, when he was at the very minimum as strong as First Form Frieza.
Gogeta: How does 18 like this midget, if he runs away from Nappa then he must be a damn shitty person in bed right? Like really fuck this waifu stealing piece of shit, well I guess if he is the best friend of Goku his kindness really does prevail, just hope he can keep his head in the fight because if it doesn't it will end like how he ended up in the ToP, with a third-rate villain knocking him out.
Yamcha[]
Gogeta: When you think of the word pathetic and you think of things that are just pointless and should not exist you automatically think of Yamcha, don't even try to sugar coat it, Yamcha is useless and if you try your best to say otherwise you are wrong, Yamcha is useless and don't even argue it, I mean that is what I'm led to believe it is hard to tell nowadays.
Nina: HA! Yamcha being useless my ass, you see this guy, he is a complete badass just look at that damn flowing hair. So damn majestic, how can you look at this guy and laugh, just cuz the only girl he was with lef him with the person who caused his death, being a pro baseball player than seeminglingly does nothing with the money, and living alone with a cat... okay maybe laugh a little.
Gogeta: I mean before all of this happened Yamcha was simply a bandit, a bandit that stole from anyone that happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. I guess when you are as strong as him at the time you can find them time to steal from people, and with his best friend Puar a shape shifting cat that can turn into anything then yeah, you would be a pretty good thief.
Nina: He was on a winning streak, being feared as Yamcha the Desert Bandit, then he met a little boy with a tail with super strength, that boy's name was of course Goku. In true Dragon Ball fashion they of course when up and battled, both of them threw up their arms and clashed in a simple 1 on 1 fight to see who would win in this honestly great fight.
Gogeta: Surprisingly Yamcha won the fight! WAIT YAMCHA DEFEATED GOKU AT A TIME, THERE MUST BE A MISTAKE... TORIYAMA... IM PROUD OF YOU! GIVING YAMCHA SOME SORT OF SPOTLIGHT! Oh wait... Goku was hungry and not actually at his full strength, and if he was he would have beaten Yamcha, well I guess the spotlight was short lived and it is a big spiral downward from here.
Nina: I mean he would've probs killed Goku if it weren't for a certain blue haired woman that held an impass for him, you see..... Yamcha is deathly afraid of women, especially ones he finds to be of... fitting looks he instantly flusters up and he does not know what to do other than retreat far away instead of owning up to his fear... jesus laugh at him, he is a complete joke.
Gogeta: I mean when your wish to the dragon balls, wish granting balls that let you grant mostly any wish, you would think he would want riches, power, something of that sort... no he just wants to aliviate his fear of girls. Yeah there is a time when you just need to reavaluate your life goals there Yamcha, how about you just use Puar, I mean Roshi used Puar and he is all fine now... poor Puar by the way.
Nina: Alright lets get something straight. It isn't that Yamcha is weak, hell if we don't compare him to the other Z-Fighters then you find that he still is a pretty damn fucking strong guy, we are talking about someone who manged to pimp smack Goku through stone pillars like they were his sandbox... get it.. it's a sand pun, fucking laugh!
Gogeta: Afterwards he learned to hone is own KI... KI fucking KI AGAIN!! JESUS FOR A POPULAR SERIES THEY REALLY LIKE TO REUSE A LOT DON'T THEY... Gog don't let it get to you, you still have 13 fucking bios after this... anyway yeah he honed his KI to perfection and learned to use a lot of moves and when we go over this please repeat after me because it is all the same shit.
Nina: If I were to take a guess, due to your anger and due to your face when writing this, I can say that Yamcha learned how to use KI Blasts, and due to your face now I am right HAHA! What about energy beams, yup he can do that I can assume, thank you patience and anger, it really helps me find out what people feel like at some times.
Gogeta: He also learned how to use the Kamehameha wave, who would've guessed, the attack that everyone seems to know how to use, the blue wave that isn't special other than it being blue... *sighs* I'm calm now, just getting real sick of these people just having samey attacks, a little variety would go a long way Toriyama, eh, if it ain't broke don't fix it I guess.
Nina: He has his own moves, I mean he perfected his own Wolf Fang Fist, which is just a single punch combo when you think about it, it is his signature move so let him be I guess, he did get one really cool training sequence with this attack however, so that is what we should care about, not that it is just punching, but that it is a really cool string of punches.
Gogeta: He takes in his own power with the wolves, and charges it up in a combo, or just uses it for a single punch, with the full power of the Wolf Fang Fist before he became a force to reckon with, he was easily able to smash apart a boulder like it were make of something weak, like Paper Machet... or Raditz... Sorry I had to go there, you can now assault me if you want.
Nina: No one is going to assault you... maybe they will haha..... *glares at Gogeta* Anyway yeah, other than the Wolf Wanf Fist Yamcha's best attack is surprisingly a pretty good attack when put into paper, the Sprit Ball attack, a golden ball of energy that Yamcha can throw out to deal a surprisingly amount of damage if he manages to hit you with this attack.
Gogeta: How reassuring, please don't kill me... Anyway not only is this a powerful attack, even powerful enough to destroy buildings with ease, but he can remotely control this much better than one could control the direction of their own KI Blasts, it is completely one to one motion controlled, HA! YAMCHA DEFEATED THE WII, TAKE THAT NINTENDO GET FUCKED!
Nina: You seem way too excited to bitch about the Wii... well you do you I guess, I have no qualms against it. That aside Yamcha has shown some impressive ass feats for being the so called dead weight of the team, he managed to dodge point blank machine gun fire with ease, when his leg was fucking injured when Tien literally broke it!
Gogeta: I mean Yamcha is pretty damn strong as well, he was able to destroy part of a building just by punching the air hard enough, huh... maybe this guy really isn't the pathetic shitwad that everyone makes him out to be... oh wait, we are now at his faults aren't we.... well shiet! And here I thought we were gonna end this section off with a positive note, I guess not huh?
Nina: Nope! Yamcha is afraid of women, he is literally afraid of women, he would've actually killed Goku if it weren't for this weakness, he saw Bulma and just ran away... HOW PATHETIC IS THAT XD. Not only that, Yamcha is a person that does not like to fight all too much, even if his power most definitely exceeds that of Master Roshi by a longshot, he just does not like getting into fights.
Gogeta: Given they chose Master Roshi over Yamcha because Master Roshi is the superior fighter and has moves that Yamcha cannot do, such as the Mafuba, however this isn't about Master Roshi so we'll just leave it at the team would rather have Muten Roshi over this pathetic man, poor Yamcha man, however unlike Krillin Yamcha kinda deserves what comes to him.
Nina: He... *snickers* died to a damn Saibamen, you know, that monster that was as strong as Raditz, someone that was irrelevant in terms of power half way through the Saiyan Saga? That Raditz. Given Yamcha was winning for most of the fight and it was only his own cockyness that was his undoing, but it's still to fun to laugh at him at that thought.
Gogeta: We can laugh at him all we want, but when it comes down to it, Yamcha is still just really.... much stronger than all humans combined perhaps.
Tien[]
Gogeta: There are many mysteries that revolve around the human race, what exactly are we, where did we come from, are we alone, there are many questions that are asked but honestly we will most likely never get an exact answer to. My question is, how the fuck is Tien a damn human!? I mean have you seen this triclops, goddamn that shit does not look naural at all.
Nina: Honestly not much is even known of Tien's backstory, we know he is a descendant of the Three Eyed people that were his ancestors, but really, that is all we know of him, it is even debatable whether or not Tien is even a human, as in interviews people have stated he was not an Earthling, but we aren't about to get into that because it really is not that important.
Gogeta: What is important is the fact that Tien at a young age trained under Master Shen, who happened to be Master Roshi's colleague at the time, and he became quite the swell fighter when it came to fighting, already passing Yamcha in terms of power, as shown when he brutally broke his leg, and yes at that point Yamcha was pretty damn strong, don't think he wasn't.
Nina: I mean that fight was amazing! Yamcha vs Tien in my opinion is still one of the greatest fights in Dragon Ball history, I mean the fight was great, and really showed how great of a fighter Tien really was, cuz yknow he found Yamcha, a man who was right there trained by Master Roshi, as shown by his Gi and shown by the fact that he knew the Kamehameha.
Gogeta: He was on the road to become one of the greatest assassins in the world, even surpassing his idol in Mercenary Tao, however before he could go on this bloodlusted path, he found like a soon to be new master in Master Roshi, who would teach him that being a psychopathic murderer is not a good way to live life and he needs to live as if his friends were ahead of him in importance.
Nina: He has the skillset to prove his use to the Z-Fighters, because like all of them he can control his KI to do all sorts of crazy moves, like all of the other Z-Fighters apparently, he can of course perform the Kamehameha, due to his training with Master Shen he is able to do this move with ease, since of course Shen and Roshi were colleagues at one point.
Gogeta: His most basic move is a simple attack that goes by the name of the Dodonpa, or the Dodon Ray depending on what kind of dub that you are watching, this attack was originally used by the man that Tien looked up to Mercenary Tao, and he just kind of copied him, yeah not really a good idea seeing how the Dondompa is a really bad move when you think about it.
Nina: However he has more than just those two moves, he made up his own attack called the Tri Beam, or the Ki Blast Cannon depending on what you look at again. This attack is one of Tien's most powerful as it can blow away enemies that are far more powerful than himself, such as the time when he pushed back Semi Perfect Cell, the Cell that was far stronger than Piccolo.
Gogeta: The Tri Beam is a risky move though, used in the wrong way and it can bite him in the ass big time, it takes up so much energy so quickly it could actually kill Tien, hell it actually has killed Tien in the past when trying to kill.. Nappa, are the human Z-Fighters just the characters that get fodderize by C-tier villains, seriously we gotta give them more screen time.
Nina: You see that third eye that Tien has, no he did not get it from watching Rick and Morty, he got it from deep meditation from some sources, some sources say he got it from when he was born, whatever you want to say, all we know is that it actually does really help him in a fight, as it makes him more unique than most of the other Z-Fighters to Gogeta's glee.
Gogeta: I am very gleeful of this third eye, it is my favorite thing about him, I mean when you can shoot lasers out of this eye like some sort of reference I cannot think of at this very moment, this laser can either be a big beam that destroys everything in its wake, or a tiny beam that is more used for cutting down big enemies with one fell swoop with little no to counter.
Nina: Not to mention this third eye can even make it so objects far away are magnetized to him, this is used the most when he is using the Tri Beam to get an ensured hit on his target because he does not want to use the Tri Beam and miss it, since that would literally shorten his life span for pretty much no apparent reason, like when he did it against Nappa.
Gogeta: He also knows the Multi-Form technique, a move that lets Tien split himself up into many different forms of himself and make a 1v1 into a 2v1 or even a 3v1, however this move divides his power up from all of the clones, so he actually isn't truly splitting himself up and more or less making it so the enemy has to face more than one opponent.
Nina: Kind of an offshoot of his multi form technique, Tien can perform the Four Witches Technique, god I love the ability names that this guy has. Anyway this attack lets Tien grow 2 more arms so he can fight better than he was before, he used this attack against Goku in their fight in the 23rd Tenkachi Budokai tournament, where Tien dominated him for most of the fight.
Gogeta: However we are forgetting maybe Tien's most powerful move, a move that makes all of his other moves seem like child's play in comparison, the motherfucking Volleyball fist! Yo get out the fucking air horns right over here cuz Tien is playing fucking volleyball with your skull, he hits you up and spikes you with all of his might, surprisingly stronger than what you'd think it would be.
Nina: Speaking of Goku, like we said he actually managed to hold his own against the young Saiyan not once, but actually twice, both just happened to be in Tournaments however, so Goku may have not been giving it his full 100 percent power when he fought him similar to Yamcha, however this is something we cannot scoff at.
Gogeta: He also managed to defeat Cyborg Tao, a stronger version of the person he looked up to. Cyborg Tao scanned Tien and literally could not find a weak spot in his form, and Tao is a master at pointing out one's weak spot, being an assassin and all. Also being a Cyborg he could scan Tien, however once again there was no weak spot present anywhere on Tien, and Tien literally handed him his own ass.
Nina: Jesus Tien is such a badass when you think about it, it's a shame that Toriyama just gives him the shaft in the Tournament of Power. Seriously he just self destructs himself to take down an irrelavent bad guy, come on Toriyama who are you trying to push out? I mean at least the MVP (We'll get to him later) got a little more screentime, like a lot of screen time.
Gogeta: Tien however has one more trick up his sleeve, the Solar Flare from which he actually invented this attack, it is yet another attack that Goku stole from his friends, seriously someone really has to stop that menace from plagiarizing anymore attacks, oh too late, in the manga Goku can use the hakai, why who the fuck knows, Toriyama writes this shit.
Nina: However Tien's attacks put a lot of strain on his body, so he really cannot fight a fight that is going on for a long time he really would not be able to fight anymore. Also Tien really does not think of others unless it is Chiaotsu, he is much more of a loner than all of the other Z-Fighters, including Piccolo, who is just the best dad ever.
Gogeta: Don't knock him, Tien is one of the biggest badasses to ever come out of Dragon Ball.
Android 17[]
Gogeta: When you wanna be a good teen in fiction, how come it always seems that something happens that makes having a nice life very difficult, this is the story of Android 17, and actually his twin sister Android 18 as a matter of fact, they both really could not catch a break when it came to having a nice teen life, man all 17 wanted to do was be a park ranger but nooo mister pedo stache over here decided to come along and abduct him.
Nina: Mister pedo stache huh? Well that's a new one, I mean it fits since this guy just abducts two teens by the name of Lapis and Lazul who are both well... kind of attractive. Yeah please Ill just leave it there, I don't want anyone to make some rather risque fanfictions based on what we just said... I NEED TO SHUT MY DAMN MOUTH SOMETIMES!!!
Gogeta: ALRIGHT NO! I CROSS THE LINE AT THAT FUCKING FANFICTION... alright yeah we both need to calm down before we blow a fuse, anyway yeah, mister pedo stache also goes by the name of Dr. Gero, who is also the leader... er he was the leader of the Red Ribbon Army which was pretty much the nazis who controlled over most of the world at that point in time.
Nina: Yeah they dispanded for a pretty good reason all things considered, I mean when a psychopath to him that goes by the name of.... again it's Goku? Seriously is everyone's backstory linked to Goku in some way, I guess he is the main character and all, just kind of gets annoying when it's over and over, but whatever, let's roll with it I guess.
Gogeta: You see this man Gero, he didn't like Goku, so much to the point of spending the rest of life in order to kill Son Goku, normally this would be impossible, the rate that Goku got stronger there was no way that Gero could've kept up with normal training, so he hatched an idea, and idea so insane that it would actually work, and surprisingly it did work, it worked.. maybe a little too well.
Nina: His idea was to watch Goku, study his every move, and make a machine that was more powerful than Goku in every way, one ingredient was missing although, he needed some live subjects in order to make the ultimate creation, the two Androids 17 and 18. He decided the best candidates were the live humans named Lapis and Lazul, and the one we're talking about right now is Lapis.
Gogeta: Not much is known about Lapis' upbringing, all we know is that his life aspiration was to be a Park Ranger, most likely because of how happy nature makes him, but that is all guesswork, all we know is that Dr. Gero did not plan for one thing to happen when he released Android 17 out of his sleep, it was the fact that Android 17 literally impaled mister pedo stache with his arm.
Nina: Android 17 then decided to punt Gero's head off, even if Gero was a machine at that point he still bled a lot of blood for some reason, but that is beside the point. Android 17 was the main issue for the Z-Fighters, and he most definitely has the skillset to prove that he is one of the most dangerous enemies that our heroes has faced, and guess what? He can use KI.
Gogeta: I'm just expecting everyone to use KI at this point, I mean it is the main energy source for most characters within this universe so whatever, I'm just going to accept it. 17 is still part human at least, since he is just a cyborg, and not a full Android. Toriyama wants you to think that he is an android for pretty much no reason, but whatever Android 17 sounds cooler than Cyborg 17.
Nina: Eh, in my honest opinion cyborg 17 sounds cooler but that's just me. With his KI he has shown abilities that most characters in the Dragon Ball universe he has the abilities to use KI blasts and of course the mighty powerful energy beans that can uess what? May have the ability to destroy planets if he powers the attacks enough, I mean Frieza was able to do it in his first form so 17 should be able to destroy planets.
Gogeta: He knows the ability known as the Photo Flash, it is stronger than a normal enerby beam for the sole reason of having a name, what it really is that it really is just a simple energy beam that is very much empowered, he used this attack in Trunks in the future timeline, where he was fully evil and just really liked to kill people for the fun of it, like when he killed Gohan in the future, however he got better in the present.
Nina: But a little bit different than the boring attacks that all the Dragon Ball have, is the attack known as the Power Blitz, no it isn't an attack that powers up 17 even though it sounds like it would. It is a very powerful attack that he actually never used in canon but the attack can even go toe to toe with even the Kamehameha, but it is still a generic blast attack when you think about it.
Gogeta: However what is perhaps Android 17's most potent attack might just be the Super Electric Strike, this attack needs the longest charge from any of Lapis's moves, however the result is a giant wave of energy that pretty much no one will get out unscathed from, this attack is so potent that he is willing to teach others how to use this attack, that's how powerful it truly is.
Nina: However what is maybe 17's most versatile attack is the way he can use his KI to produce barriers to protect himself or allies, at first this was just an easy way to escape Piccolo's Hellzone Grenade, but thanks to Dragon Ball Super Android 17 has shown he can use this ability in a much bigger plethora of ways, that honestly was one of the driving forces of Universe 7's victory in the Tournament of Power.
Gogeta: Aside from making a full spherical barrier around himself to protect from blows that would normally kill him, he can also make a wall that can b destroyed more easily, however takes up less energy, he can make an entire line our of these for even more protection, however the coolest thing he can do with these barriers is put a barrier around his fist to make him strike even harder!
Nina: With his skillset became a dangerous foe that was pretty much the face of Trunks' nightmares, then he became what is undenyably the biggest ally the Z-Fighters could have asked for, I mean there is a reason why Android 17 is considered the Most Valuable Player in the Tournament of Power, with his very supportive role in it, it is clear to say why.
Gogeta: However... he really is not perfect when it comes to it, he really is chill in battles and will remain calm. While that is good, he may not take the fight too seriously until he is pushed to his very limits, while not a deal breaker in a fight, it can definitely screw him over by underestimating his opponents, such as the time he underestimated one of the Magical Girls in the Tournament of Power.
Nina: Also the fact that 17 takes more of a supportive role in a fight he really will not take the front lines against an opponent unless he knows it will give them an advantage, such as the moment he fought Aniraza and busted his cranium open with his Barrier Barrier Pistol... sorry Bartolomeo you need to be referenced, you are still an awesome character though.
Gogeta: Eh those aren't enough reasons to exclude him from being a badass, when he is the one that literally won the Tournament of Power for Universe 7, you know he is doing something right.
Android 18[]
Gogeta: You know what's fun about doing Android 17 and 18? They are borderline the same when it comes to power and skillset, pretty much her backstory is identical to her twin brother's since it is pretty much Dr. Gero abducting her and her brother to make them both into the ultimate killing machines to be he ones that finally put an end to Son Goku's life once and for all.
Nina: I mean not all is the same, I mean she was the first Android that actually became a really good person and then settled down with Krillin, aw I feel good for him and her, they actually seem genuinely happy together, see Gogeta good did come out of their marriage you just need to look deeper than "fuck his midget stealing best girl".
Gogeta: I mean to be fair Android 21 is best girl in the Dragon Ball universe, but that is a debate for another day. You know the just for literally remembering just one analysis ago the Red Ribbon Army's backstory, was a dictator like army that pretty much ruled the world at that point in time, until a little boy named Goku cam around and kind of just soloed them with ease.
Nina: Then he devised the plan of stalking Goku for the next god knows how long for the sole reason of developing a machine that would be his exact counter with power that really just did not make sense when you really take it our of context, I mean he made two machines that are infinitely more poweful than him and didn't have a counter measure in the fact that if he lost the button that shut them down.
Gogeta: He could have maybe made it so if he were to be killed by the hands of his own machines he would the two Android's would self destruct or something of that sort, but that's just me. Anyway Androd 18 used to go by the name of Lazul, get it, Lapis and Lazul, it is a really not good pun but hey, if Toriyama Will's it then I guess we have no choice but to believe, he is making Broly canon after all.
Nina: When it comes to power Android 18 does show that she can keep up with her husband and everyone else in her team, like her brother she knows how to use the Power Blits, an attack that can match Goku's very own Kamehameha in terms of power, the funny stuff is when shepunhes 4 times then performs this attack like in Dragon Ball Z Budokai 3.
Gogeta: Like her brother she can also use the Photon Flash, a powerful beam that could actually destroy a planet perhaps.But that is simply put a simple energy beam, no real difference between them, however the way 18 unitilizes it is more of a team attack, that's where 17 comes in, her and her brother really have a lot of attacks that are duo attacks, and are the reason that Gohan died in the future timeline.
Nina: One of their Team Attacks is the Accel Dance, they team up by flying right behind one another and then unleash a giant flurry of punches and kicks to completely decimate their foes, and then release the combo but sending a bunch of KI Blasts downward that are all used for the killing blow, which like said before was used to kill Gohan.
Gogeta: Them both can also use the Non-Stop violence, which is another rush attack the two twins rush at their enemy with a bunch of punches and kicks that will hurt the enemy a lot, they both end the rush with a bunch of Power Blitz and the Photo Flash will be the finish of it, this shows how good of a team that these two cyborg twins are, with their teamwork they were able to defeat Ribrianne, a little magical girl.
Nina: Being the wife of the midget Krillin, she was taught how to use the Destructo Disc, this like we said before can cut apart pretty much anything, and since Android 18 is actually stronger than Krillin, she is able to cut apart far more powerful people than what her simple husband could even do. With her husband she was able to knock out an enemy in the tournament of power.
Gogeta: Like her twin brother she can use an imperfected barrier, she can't use it as versatile as 17, however she can still use it as a powerful shield that is able to block most attacks, such as the Galick Gun and the Kamehameha. Android 18 has shown that she can give as much as she can take and cemented herself as the strongest women on Earth at this very moment.
Nina: I mean in their first fight Vegeta and 18 went into battle and while it seemed like Vegeta was doing alright, in the end she literally just breaks his fucking arm, leading into a scream that could literally pierce the heavens, and that was the drive that Vegeta needed to get even stronger and achieve the overly buff form that is useless by his own logic.
Gogeta: Both 17 and 18 are both cyborgs, that means they are both self sustinent. Meaning they really don't need to eat, drink, or even need oxygen to live. However their best trait is the fact that they have unlimited energy, what that means is they do not tire out in combat, ever, at the end of the tournament of power Goku was pretty much tuckered out, while 17 was completely fine.
Nina: That was he main reason why she was able to break Vegeta's arm with relative ease. Hell she laster pretty much the entire day without not needing to eat or drink, all she was fixed on was some new clothes to buy, so even she falls under the stereotype of all females liking to buy c!others, whatever she is still stronger than. Her husband so eh.
Gogeta: Oh shut it, 18 has proven to be an invaluable teammate when it comes to the Z-Fighters, I mean with her infinite stamina she has proven her worth, even if she is not perfect at all, I mean she is still nowhere the streongest member of the Z-Fighter, Goku and Vegeta fit that bill pretty much.
Nina: 18 is also not the best fighter in the world, I mean she can hold her own in a fight she really does not know any martial arts when you think about it, you would think that Dr. Gero would teach the two twins some from of martial arts to keep up with the skill of Good but whatever, she is still tough.
Gogeta: You'd think she would be a wimp for being the wife of Krillin, however she is still stronger through and through.
The Justice League[]
Superman[]
Gogeta: The planet of Krypton, a planet with a race known as Kryptonians,well at least Dragon Ball has a far more original naming sake for Pete's sake, unfortunately however this llanet will not be living for much longer, since there was a big catastrophe that was gonna happen to this usually peaceful planet and its inhabitants.
Nina: The man known as Jor El that was also a Kryptonians knew that the planet was doomed, and came up with an idea so crazy, it might just work, he would shoot his son out of Krypton in the hopes that he would end up the planet of his choosing that would be know to us as Earth. That babies' name is Kal El, otherwise known as Superman!
Gogeta: But before he became the poster boy of the entire DC universe, he simply landed on the planet that we live on at this very moment, also known as Earth. Fortunately he was not found by the middle!itary or the police, but two kind elderly people that go by the name of Jonathan and Martha Kent, and decided to adopt Kel El into heir own family due to them not having kids.
Nina: After Martha's maiden name, they decided to name the alien that looked suspiciously like a human Clark Kent, where he lived on Earth with a normal life, well as normal as an alien with supernatural powers could live, and when he discovered it, he was obviously of the upmost conflicted, did he want to save people or cover it up to protect his family.
Gogeta: This caused an inner conflict within Superman and his family, no one was sure on what they wanted to do, on one hand having a superjero that could not e defeated by criminals would be excellent for the safelty of the planet, however with this superhero,it would cause a subtle panic in the hearts of the people, at anytime Clark could snap and control the planet as he wished.
Nina: With careful thinking he decided only one idea was really the right one, with his super powers he would protect the innocent, and vanquish all that come in the way with peace. However with his new name Superman, he lived by one strict moral code, he will never kill no matter what.... Even if he has killed quite the many times just like a bat we will go over later.
Gogeta: It is fair to note that Superman and the rest of the Justice League have gone through so many iterations and different versions over the many years these heroes have been out, however in terms of power sets and feats, we are going to mostly look at Post Crisis Superman and the rest of them, as it would make this fight the most fair for both teams.
Nina: Remember that moral code? How Superman would never kill, well not only has he broken that strict moral code many of times, but he also has such a large moveset you would be surprised on how he hasn't killed anymore people, so I guess him not killing the enemies even if he wanted to is a good feat in of itself.
Gogeta: Being a Kryptonian, Superman has a godly physique, like to the point of what the fuck, I mean he can fly, that is a good start, he has shown the ability to easily lift and throw cars as if they were small bricks to humans. He uses this very strength to stop criminals and other evil humans, such as when they try to rob a bank, Superman is always there to stop it with his strength.
Nina: Saying he has godly strength is putting it lightly, his strength is what he is known for, yes he can lift cars, but there is so much more he can do with his strength it isn't even funny.... Okay maybe it's a little funny, I mean he is strong enough to literally bench press the Earth which is y'know 6 fucking sextillion tons!
Gogeta: Not enough high strength for you? How about the time he was strong enough to push back the Megeddon, a celestial body that literally dwarfs our own Sun in size, our sun weighs a whole bunch more than our Earth, which if you remember is around 6 sextillion tons so yeah, Superman is fucking strong
Nina: However what is a superhero without some quite fancy superpowers, I mean his most iconic superpower has to be his heat vision, which you should know is well, vision that is very hot, so hot in fact that his heat vision is so hot, that it can replicate he heat of the sun, which is over 5000 degrees in Celsius because fuck america.
Gogeta: This is also maybe his most versatile attack, I meanwhile it is good for a laser to burn whatever he fuck he wants, but he also can power it up to turn it to a mighty Kamehameha that is able to wipe out Doomsday clones. However he can also make it microscopic, and can reach in between his enemies eyes and pretty much give them a lobotomy.
Nina: Quite the opposite of his heat vision, is his very own frost breath. He is able to literally breathe on his enemies with gusts so cold, that they can actually freeze them completely, it takes the damn strength of someone like Doomsday to break out of this ice because this is not normal ice, it is more like a super ice.
Gogeta: Not only can he just look at you and burn your brain as if it were nothing, he also has super vision, what the fuck does that even mean? Well it means he can look at things like a magnifying glass, such as easily looking into outer space and such, also Superman has X-Ray vision, that allows him to see through walls, great if Lois Lane were ever pregnant.
Nina: Also with his X-Ray vision, he is able to pinpoint out the exact pressure points of anyone he is fighting, and if he hits all of them in rapid succession in a fight, well let's just say they will not be able to do much fighting anymore, and we'll just leave it at that. Jesus how tingly would that feel, for your pressure points to just be assaulted by this man wearing his underwear outside his pants.
Gogeta: What about the Super Breath, that's right, all he needs to do to actually kill you is just to wak up to you and breathe on your face slightly, it is so powerful that it could actually move planets. Seriously who writes this shit, how high are the writers when they think "Let this guy breathe as hard as he can" and he can move the earth, um alright then I guess.
Nina: You may wonder, how does this man get all of this strength, well quite simply he draws the power of the sun into himself, and there he gets his own godly power. Thanks to the sun he pretty much doesn't need to eat, breathe, or even sleep when it comes down to it, note he does not have infinite power, just pretty much infinite stamina.
Gogeta: And say if someone were to punch or blast him directly in the sun, then I honestly feel bad for them, because he enters a state which is called... sundipped Superman. Ok yeah the name is not original but if he goes into the sun and stays there for a bit, his strength, speed, and durability raise drastically, and he can beat most of his opponents while in this state.
Nina: Speaking of his speed, this guy is probably a bit too fast. I mean he can fly from Vega to Earth in a short amount of time, he regularly can keep up with both Wonder Woman, The Flash, and Hal Jordan, this man's speed is so fast, that I cannot even think of a joke that can retort to the speed of Superman.
Gogeta: Superman is also really durable, I mean when you can shrug off what is said to be "15 suns exploding in his face" which would equate to 150 quintillion megatons by the way. He got up from it and then proceeded to completely destroy the team that Coldcast was on, in a scene I can only describe as purely badass, I guess when you can get up from getting hit by 150 quintillion megatons, then there is something going right there.
Nina: Also, his mind is completely immune to any and all mental attacks, I guess it really helps when someone like Martian Manhunter is on your team, whos moveset is completely based on said mental attacks. Believe or not however, Superman is actually nowhere near perfect, he has flaws that cripple him when in fights.
Gogeta: I mean this guy's main weakness is a fucking green rock known as Kryptonite, if he is exposed to it he is slowly stripped of his power overtime, given it is inconsistent how deadly it is to him, sometimes it is instant, but sometimes it can be over text course of an hour. However if he is tenacious enough he can power through the weakness and keep on fighting.
Nina: Also Superman has one more big flaw, the fact that he refuses to kill, even if it was a maniac such as Darkseid, he will not kill. Yes e has killed before, but that was more or less him being tricked or Superman being written out of character, he was once tricked into killing Lois Lane by the Joker, that kind of messed him up royally and started the entire Injustice timeline of events.
Gogeta: His other big weakness is magic, while himself isn't actually weak to said magic, he does not have any special immunity to it. Also the fact that if he is away from our own yellow sun, then his power will diminish slowly overtime, however this still can take hours so usually it is not a problem in the fight, however it still a weakness through and through.
Nina: However as the leader of the Justice League, he really is important in the grand scheme of the DC universe.
Wonder Woman[]
Gogeta: You know what I love? Secluded islands with little to know inhabitants, you know what I love more? Secluded islands with hot women in it, is that. Weird ideology? Yeah probably but whatever, it's my ideology and I can do what I want with it, little lesson from Gogeta, hype battle writer, yeah I know it's embarrassing to see me but puhlease, I'll do autographs later.
Nina: The amount of filler in that one sentence astounds me, however yes, the island with only women is called Themyscira, Jesus try saying that 3 times fast. But these were not just any ordinary women, these were fighter women called Amazons, you may know them as that one shitty Yu-Gi-Oh archetype.
Gogeta: I mean technically the archetype is Amazoness but pretty much the same thing. They all were natural fighters. however being secluded from all of society for some time they really did get out of touch with society, hell they really did not know what any real technology is, sucks for them, only if they knew what the Magic 8 Ball was.
Nina: Finally wanting to reconnect with reality, the Amazons decided to hold a tournament on who would represent the women of Themyscira, and whoever was fast enough to block a bullet from point blank range, and guess who was able to block said bullet, well based on whose analysis this is, that answer should be obvious.
Gogeta: Well before she became the Wonder Woman she was a young princess named Diana, being an Amazon see was pretty much trained ever since life to be a master with almost all of weaponry, swords, shields, axes, bows, pretty much all weapons that are not considered a modern weapon such as a shotgun or an assault rifle, she doesn't have time to use those pussy weapons.
Nina: Her favorite choice of weapon is a sword, specifically the Hephaestus Sword, it is by far her best weapon and it is rightfully so her best weapon. The tip of the blade is so sharp, it can cut anything on a molecular level, meaning no matter what substance is in front of her, she would be able to cut it, such as someone's neck or so.
Gogeta: Not only does she have a great offense in her swords that literally cut apart atoms she also the amazoness shield, it's pretty much like Captain America's shield. That means it is virtually indestructable, it is so tough, that can even take shots from DC's biggest hitters, it can even take hits from Superman, a man from if you remember can destroy planets by flying through them.
Nina: You think that is good? Well how about the defensive powers of her own gauntlets. The Bracelets of Submission, these bracelets can easily block most things such as bullets, lasers, and most energy based projectiles. They can even take the heat of Superman's heat vision, which can get as hot as the sun if the Kryptonian so wished.
Gogeta: Wonder Woman can even pull a Shadow, she is able to take these bracelets off, yes she loses all of the defensive powers that the bracelets have given her. However what she gets is a massive strength boost, to the point of absurdity, with her bracelets on she can lift a third of the Earth's weight, and without these bracelets she gets even stronger, most likely at minimum a 3X boost.
Nina: However one of her more potent weapons has to be the golden tiara, think I well... a golden tiara that she can use as a projectile to kill most enemies. Thank goodness this is razor sharp tiara that can kill pretty much anything, she can even use it like a boomerang as it comes back to her whenever she throws it out. Imagine if it never came back and it was just lost forever, that would be hilarious.
Gogeta: But perhaps her most versatile weapon may just be the Lasso of Truth. This is a mighty whip that is pretty much indestructible, so if you get entangled by this there is almost no getting out, however it does not drain people of power. Also it has mystic properties, meaning that no matter who is entangled by the whip, they have to tell the truth no matter how dark it may be, like how nice wonder woman's rack is.
Nina: I mean no matter how dark it is all truths need to come out, like Gogeta's love for fruits. Seriously why do you like fruits so much? Anyway Wonder Woman is extremely skilled at hand to hand combat, and any melee combat in general. I mean she is debatably even superior to Batman in skill hence y'know, he has gone on record saying she is more skilled than him.
Gogeta: Ey, don't be knocking on one's unique fetishes ok? I mean look at Wonder Woman, she can keep up with some of the biggest hitters of her universe, I mean she can easily keep up with both Superman and Shazam, already putting her at massively faster than light speeds no matter what you think, but... just how fast is Wonder Woman exactly, I need answers goddamn it!
Nina: I mean remember her fight with the Reverse Flash, that fight she was able to actually actually defeat him, while she was fucking blind! Using her other heightened senses she could keep up with him, and the Reverse Flash is equal to the speed of the Barry Allen we all know and may or may not love.
Gogeta: Not fast enough for you? What about the time she deflected a bunch of tiny particles moving at faster than light travel from each edge of the universe to protect some guy. Also she was literally strong enough to punch Doomsday into literal dust, Doomsday himself can easily shrug off even the power of Darkseid's Omega Beams!
Nina: With all of this she seems unbeatable, however that is simple not the case. She is powerful indeed and extremely durable, however she has one big weakness, that would be any bladed type of weapon, which is pretty much her Kryptonite.... how pathetic.
Gogeta: Also she only has martial artist type attacks, meaning that she does not really havy much versatility on her hand in comarison to her Justice League friends, however when you are so good at that martial arts, do you really need it? She already has proven herself to be one of the most skilled people within her own universe, and proven to be a valued member of the Justice League.
Martian Manhunter[]
Gogeta: Let's see...who do we have next.... oh! Hell yeah the little martian guy from Looney Tunes, damn didn't know he actually got to the point of being a member of the Justice League! What...? Oh this is on Martian Manhunter, not Marvin the Martian? Dammit I really like that little bugger, whatever this guy is cool to I guess.
Nina: You did get the fact right that both of them are in fact martians..just with two completely different backstories. Martian Manhunter, who before was known simply as J'onn J'onnz, was a martian that had a pretty nice family at his side, it seemed to go great for the green man, as if nothing could go wrong at all...nothing at all.
Gogeta: You know it's a comic book backstory, meaning that his family has to be dead! And yes, they did actually die in a plague that swept through their race..or was it something else. My memory is not working right now, just poor man, he had a good life on Mars, a seemingly terrible place to live, oh whatever, thanks to this he was nearly driven mad on the grounds of his families' death.
Nina: However before he could actually do anything with the knowledge of his families death, he was brought to the small little planet known as earth by a scientist that goes by the name of Saul Erdel...with his daughter still in his hands. Poor guy, he just wanted to have a peaceful life, now on an unknown planet as the last survivor of his race, all seemed gloomy for the martian.
Gogeta: However thanks to the nursing of the scientist, J'onn made a full mental recovery on earth, in a small little town in Colorado. Also thanks to his natural martian physiology, he can shapeshift his body into any way he wants, such as a human he calls John Jones... get it?
Nina: Unfortunately I do. He lived life good... until it was discovered that he was in fact an alien...it was after this at some point he founded the Justice League of America! Yeah we kind of are amiss some info, hey when you got 20 damn bios to write you gotta abridge some stuff y'know?
Gogeta: Indeed Nina. Anyway J'onn J'onzz founded himself with a new name, and he went by the name of Martian Manhunter, and oh boy is that name fitting, because goddamn this guy is overpowered. Since he is an alien he just has to be overpowered to a ludicrous amount, he already has a high deal of super strength, speed, durability, and even has the ability to fly.
Nina: He is easily able to go toe to toe with Superman, Wonder Woman, you just name it. Hell some comics even say that he is stronger than Supes, then again some comics state that Supes is stronger, I guess we will not really know the answer of that until they shed some light on it, however he relies more than just his physical strength and speed.
Gogeta: Oh yes, he relies on way more than just those two, being a martian he has a naturally strange body, I mean yeah, he has some really nice regeneration. He can have his arm chopped off and even be decapitated, and regenerate like it was nothing. Not good enough? How about becomming a puddle and regenerating, because he just....did that.
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Nina: Not only that, as said before the Manhunter can shift his body in order to look like pretty much anything he wants, such as a person to trick his enemies, or into different animals entirely, hell he can switch his arms into blades or even grow in size, which increases his physical strength dramatically.
Gogeta: He can also control the density in his body, he can become very light and clay like to increase his body's survivability, or increase it to the point of being harder than diamonds, very handy if you are fighting very strong opponents that want you dead, however his body is not even the strongest part of his moveset, his most powerful part has all to do with his mind.
Nina: Thanks to his unique intellect he can use many different mind based attacks, some simple ones, such as the very simple telekinesis, the ability to move any objects with your mind. Hell he can even read the mind of anyone he looks at, he is so good at that in fact he is actually able to read the minds of every on earth at once, that is actually 7.5 billion people if you were interested.
Gogeta: Not good enough for you, how about the ability of looking in one's mind, picking up memories and just... deleting them, he can do that to make people forget strong attacks they may have had. However why does he need to do that when he can just... control you. That's right. he can just mind control people to do their bidding, yes if the enemy does have a strong enough mind then yeah, he can't do this.
Nina: How about just shutting off one's brain, because this is yet another thing that the Manhunter can do, why? Just because he can, hey when you can use telekinetic abilities why not have some of them be extremely overpowered. Oh yeah, he can read the minds of his allies to find out if they are in danger or not, if they are then he will happily come over and help them out. and he can read minds from far away, we are talking the distance of the fucking galaxy.
Gogeta: Even taking out all of these abilities he is still a force to be reckoned with, he has Martian Vision... terrible fucking name. With this he can change the molecular structure of anything because why the fuck not. Hey, he can also turn intangible, so he would be pretty much immune to any physical damage, this goes from martial arts and even energy projection.
Nina: However when he is intangible he cannot touch his enemies either, so that is something that he would need to consider when using the ability. The Martian Manhunter is a complete badass from however perspective you look at it, I mean he goes off in saying sometimes that he is actually more powerful than even the mighty Superman, and he has the feats to back it up.
Gogeta: How about the time he fought the entire Jusice League only by himself, and did extremely well! I mean he did in the end lose the fight, but come on, when you are fighting Shazam, Superman, and even the Flash at once, you need to be given a medal of honor for just how badass you truly are.
Nina: Not good enough for you? How about the time he was able to literally sucker punch Superboy Prime! That one guy who was literally able to keep up with Pre Crisis Superman, and no I am not saying the Manhunter is not even close to that power, however it is still good to note at his best he is able to harm enemies at that level.
Gogeta: However he has one fatal weakness that is pretty common...fire....wait? No he is not weak to fire anymore I guess, I guess he realized that he is as strong as Superman...well a person with equal telekinetic abilities as him will be easily able to resist his mental abilities.
Nina: Even with that very non specific drawback, the Martian Manhunter may just be the most powerful and versatile member on the Justice League.
Flash[]
Gogeta: Ah the Flash, the good ol' organ stealer himself, how did this guy come from being a quite quirky but fun member of this team all the way to being the meme of this website? Well there is no reason other than people like to poke fun at this guy, but really, what is the true story of this speedster, by the way we are using Barry Allan, not Wally West.
Nina: Guess what with this guy, he too has dead parents! What a shock, yet another superhero on this team that have parents that are super dead. Barry Allen used to have a decent life, his mother and father loved him...until his father was framed for the murder of his mother...and they don't believe the young Barry...why again?
Gogeta: No idea.....anyway after this traumatic event, he spent his entire life trying to find the real killer of his mother...however instead of donning a cape and such, he did a much more sensible thing and just became a forensic scientist, not the scarlet speedster as we know him today.
Nina: But that really did not last long at all, since he got struck by lightning, and got covered in chemicals that just so happened to be there, at first it seemed like he was going to die, however this is Detective Comics, so instead of dying he was imbued with the power of the Speed Force, a mystical dimension that all speedsters in DC get their power from.
Gogeta: Well specifically the Flashes we should say, and thanks to this the Flash or Barry Allen can just go...really, really, really fricking fast, to the point of insanity. He can run...really damn fast. And really...that is all he can do, but hey when you are so good at that one thing, is there really any issue with you?
Nina: It makes me wonder, how fast is the Flash specifically, if it is his thing then he must be faster than the rest of the Justice League right? Well to answer that question we will need to get a quote from the esteemed source of Dragon Ball Z Abridged.
Cell: Oh no no, that was another guy, his name was shit sherlock first name no.
Gogeta: Makes me wonder how many DBZ Abridged memes we are going to have by the end of this fight, anyway the Flash found himself to be rediculously fast, remember when Superman could fly over trillions of times the speed of light? Well Flash could easily break that speed and then taunt while doing it, that is how fast the Flash truly is, the Flash limits himself in a race in order to have a fun race.
Nina: But come on, someone who can only run? He really cannot be that strong right? I mean if he only has speed and that is it... right? Well the fact that I am reading/writing this script completely debunks my point right? And yes, I am right on that fact that he has more than just speed, I mean with that speed he has far greater strength and durability.
Gogeta: I mean his strength, while not as good is still comparable to even Superman, he can easily go toe to toe with the Man of Steel himself, with great efficiency I will add, I mean just imagine how hard a punch thrown at millions of times the speed of light will do.
Nina: Also it is safe to infer that the Flash is faster than Wonder Woman, who did that previous feat of blocking the particles from around the universe coming in right into that one point, sextillions of times the speed of light. Remember Flash has to be faster than that in order to keep his fastest team member alive status.
Gogeta: And also thanks to this speed the Flash has gained many powers over the years, one of his more prevalent ones is the ability to steal the kinetic energy out of both living and non living things, he pretty much "steals their speed" whenever he activates this ability, and it seemingly has zero limits whenever he does.
Nina: Say if there is a person running at him with a knife hoping to kill them, he can just say "nah" and make it so they are a literal statue on the ground, frozen in place. Well not completely a statue but virtually one, I mean what would that feel like, being forced so you literally have no kinetic energy within your body, just think about that for one god damn second.
Gogeta: How about how the Flash can vibrate the atoms within his own body, normally this would literally put you on fire, but instead of roasting the little organ stealer instead he can go inside his enemies and appear on the other side, another Flash in Wally West used this ability to get away from Darkseid's Omega Beams, which are supposed to be unavoidable, yet Batman was able to dodge them...huh.
Nina: With this ability also the Flash can phase into his opponent's bodies and if he wanted to, he can just rip the organs out of your body, say your brain, lung, heart, whatever he wants, and I don't know if you know or not, but you kind of cannot live without any of those organs, however the Flash would only use this ability as a last resort if it came to it.
Gogeta: His brain also works as if it was a super computer, hell it works in less than an attosecond. Just to compare, one millisecond is one thousandth of a second, while an attosecond is one quintillionth of a second. Light would barely travel two atoms in the span of 1 attosecond, and Flash's mind can actually work far faster than it, this is backed up by Flash considereing the Justice League supercomputer slow.
Nina: What are we trying to say? That the Flash is fast yes, however he is so fast, that he would be in a race with Sonic the damn Hedgehog, take a sip of tea, read the entire series of Harry Potter, drink some more tea, read the Percy Jackson series of books, then drink even more tea, and still lap Sonic 1 million times before Sonic makes it a 10th the way across the earth.
Gogeta: The best part is that is not even an over exageration on how fast this guy actually is, I mean Barry is able to travel to every planet of his own galaxy searching, a feat at the minimum would take several quintillion times the speed of light, note that the Flash has ran actually faster than this, like how he outran the Black Racer which is... jesus.
Nina: The Black Racer can go at infinite speeds...and the Flash somehow was able to go faster than it...how? I have no fucking idea, I guess when you tap into the source of speed in the DC universe..well you just go I guess. However it is good to note that the Flash does need to accelerate in order to reach those impossible speeds, however all he really needs to do is stand in place and vibrate his atoms.
Gogeta: Also if all goes wrong for Barry Allen, well if he chose to, which is a last resort, he can always run fast enough to literally go back in time, he did use this to save his mother for...bad results..yeah you know New 52, which like...changed the entire DC universe..yeah the Flash kind of did that...even after the Reverse Flash stabbed his leg as well, hehe what a badass.
Nina: Is there anything this guy cannot do? Actually yes, he has little to no ranged attacks, other than throwing little lightning bolts there is nothing he can do when fighting opponents based on range.. oh wait he can just steal their speed and kick their ass...and pull them into the Speed Force in order to give himself an advantage..well shit.
Gogeta: Also typically going back in time for the Flash at least never really goes well, it usually ends up backfiring in some way or another, like the time he went back in time to save his mother...and literally created a post-apocalypic future where literally no one was safe...good move Barry...good move...
Nina: But when you are so fast and strong like the Flash...whom can use the Infinite Mass Punch...I guess it's fine to have a few mishaps.
Green Lantern[]
Gogeta: Normally being a pilot is such a simple thing, all you need to do is simply fly people where they want to go, seems simple right? Well in the case for fiction, all pilots just do not have a fun time to, whether get their head ripped off by a water stand or have a bunch of snakes it never bodes well, however in the case for pilot Hal Jordan, it not only went well, he gained god-like power.
Nina: However his piloting days were pretty much over after he stumbled upon a crashed alien craft, the pilot of which did not take lessons from pro pilots, as he was dying, the alien looked up at Hal and decided that he was fitting to bare the ring of the Green Lantern Corps, which would be able to do many insane things that we will go over after.
Gogeta: Right before the alien died he bestowed the ring onto Hal, who got transported to the planet simply called Oa, we did not name it DC Comics did mind you. He was greeted by many other of the Green Lanterns and underwent a lot of training in order to master the ring, and eventually he will be known as one of the most powerful Green Lanterns ever.
Nina: All of the lantern corps all represent a different sort of concepts, red is rage, yellow is fear, white is life, such and such. However green just has to be one of the most cliche ones, it is the manifestation of Willpower, goddamn I threw up in my own mouth just thinking on the cheese factor within that representation, it hurts, it really does.
Gogeta: The Green Lantern Ring is a powerful ring indeed, just like a certain boy that can shapeshift into 10 different types of aliens, it is a device that did what it did. The ring lets Hal do many sort of cool things, the main of which is that he can fly without any sort of set up, he can go zero to 100 effortlessly, which most of the Justice League cannot do by their lonesome.
Nina: However that is not what the ring is known to do, since it is the embodiment of willpower, it gains power strictly through it, and since Hal has zero fear in his own body, his willpower is off the charts, so the ring itself has more power than is previously thought of from most of the other Green Lantern rings.
Gogeta: The thing that Hal does best at with this ring is making Green Lantern constructs, pretty much physical manifestation of Hal's willpower, the more he has the more powerful his contructs are, and he can also do a lot of different kinda of contructs, one of his favorite kinda would happen to be a fist, he uses this construct as some sort of energy projection.
Nina: Or how about all of the forcefields that he just loves to make with this ring, these fields are so powerful, even the mighty Doomsday has trouble hitting through them, and this is a monster than can easily punch through the Phantom Zone, an entire different reality from their own.
Gogeta: But those are just some of the more simple things he can conjur up with his willpower, where is the cool and juicy shit, like how he can amass an army with the contructs he creates, however this can really drain Hal if he is not too careful with this ability, so think of it as a last ditch effort by Hal to slow down his enemies.
Nina: Like we said he can make pretty much anything he puts his mind to, remember that time he decided to make a chaingun as a construct, and it worked by the way, I guess when you have a chaingun always on standby you don't really need to worry about being unarmed in a battle, hell he can make pretty much any kind of gun if you think about it.
Gogeta: I like tanks, you like tanks, I bet you can guess where this is going huh? Yep, he can make even badass tanks with his constructs, which fire exploding green lantern contruct shells, which would...hurt much more than just an ordinary tank shell, also good to mention Hal can make pretty much any type of vehicle with his constructs, just the tank is easily the most badass.
Nina: Going to more of a simple route he can make any weapon his mind can come up with, whether it be swords, axes, knives, really anything if he puts his mind to it, thought I do not know why he would do this when you can make a tank, but I cannot really put a fella down now can I?
Gogeta: Now thinking of it, what is the real point of listing what he can make with his willpower, I mean he can pretty much make anything if he puts his mind to it, the only thing he really cannot make is living and breathing life, since that is a White Lantern's job, and not a Green Lantern's job.
Nina: With all of these abilities he has done many great things in a fight, I mean like many of his allies he managed to hold his own against the other members of the Justice League, further proving why Hal Jordan is a complete badass and should not be messed with since his weapon is nothing but a measly ring.
Gogeta: He also managed to defeat Amazo, a man who can copy any ability from anyone, including say..the Justice League, or the time he was fast enough to catch out the Reverse Flash, who previously in the same fight was able to blitz not only Superman, but even Wonder Woman, and we know how fast her top speed feat actually is.
Nina: Not to mention you would think beating him would be as simple as just taking the ring right off his finger, but that is really not the case, well it is, but it really is hard to do so. Not to mention, thanks to his willpower, he is completely immune to all sorts of mindcontrol, mostly from the ungodly beast that goes by the name of Paralax.
Gogeta: I mean yeah... Paralax did take over Hal's body at one point, however for the next time he was ready, and mustered up all of the willpower that he could just say no to the monster inside of his body. please take that as far out of context as you want, I really do not give a shit what you do.
Nina: Now Hal is a badass, but why on god's earth is he weak to the color yellow, it is such an abundant color, you would think having that as a weakness would not help his case. Yes like the Manhunter's weakness to fire it does matter if it does hurt him, however typically the color yellow does hurt Hal, that is a little sad to be honest.
Gogeta: Also as implied before, if you were to remove the Green Lantern ring from his hand, he would be pretty much powerless, however that would almost never happen, so an enemy should not count on that to take out the most powerful of all of the Green Lanterns, that is when you must defeat him physically, which is pretty much almost impossible by the way.
Nina: Hal has earned the rightful respect he has got in being one of the most popular Justice League members to ever grace the planet Earth.
Green Arrow[]
Gogeta: Y'know, living up as a person that is rich must be really fun... or really boring depending on what you think of it. However even as a young rich boy the kid named Oliver Queen learned that life will kick you in the dick over and over again no matter how hard you try to be happy, or so I'm told at least.
Nina: Do you have something you need to talk about? Maybe Oliver needs it more, since his parents died in front of him, oh hey look, yet another superhero whose parents just happens to be dead, what a fucking shocker, I can guess at least a couple more coming up just happen to be dead, for plot convienence hehe, just cuz we do have a crazy bat coming up.thumb|400px|link=File:Background_GA.png
Gogeta: Hey, at least his family went out with a bang, I mean death by lion is a really badass way to die.. better than say dying by falling down the stairs, however for a real life experience... yeah I can see why Oliver kind of grew up to be a little bit of a prick, inheriting his parents money and not having them around can do that to you.
Nina: However an event came up that would change his life forever, on a cruise he was having a lot of fun, probably snorting coke or some shit when he found himself getting drunk, and he kind of just fell off the boat... no idea why anyone noticed..since he is pretty much a celebrity, maybe they were all drunk or some shit, we don't know.
Gogeta: Oliver found himself washed up in a remote island and he had no way to leave, so logically he would find some stones and make an S.O.S for airplanes flying over..nah he became a badass, since this backstory needs a reason for him to join the Justice League, I mean he is part of the team in this battle right?
Nina: Lucky for him he had a way to put his new found strength to the test, it just so happens the same island he washed up on happened to be a base of operations for terrorists, and he proved to be a match for all of the terrosists there, and defeated every single one of them, and even got the cops to get there to save him and arrest of all of them.
Gogeta: After this he got a revalation... he realized that he was kind of a prick growing up and decided right there, that he would dawn a cloak and he would forever be superhero that goes by the name of Green Arrow...I wonder what kind of weapon he uses, hint it rhymes with snow and it uses bolts/arrows..... time up it's a bow.
Nina: A bow however? I'm sorry, yes that takes a lot of skill to use, but how would that help in a world where guns are usually the ranged weapon of choice for people, it really just seems counterintuitive for people to use a bow, however this is DC comics, they will find a way for it to work, I mean it did work for Hawkeye in Marvel comics correct?
Gogeta: I guess when you are that good at it, it does not matter if your choice of weapon is not good with the times, I mean his bow has a draw force of aver 100 pounds, and that is per arrow by the way, even being a human it is obvious thanks to comic book bullshit he definitely goes into a superhuman strength tier, what that is exactly is inconsistent through the comics.
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Nina: However he isn't good at just shooting the bow..well he is, however that is not the reason why he is such a valued member of the Justice League, it is the fact that Oliver just loves to use a lot of different trick arrows, seriously he has one for like every situation, so before you laugh he can easily shoot cement, confetti, or even donuts at you.
Gogeta: One of his more simple trick arrow and is maybe one of his favorite is the boxing glove arrow, where it is pretty much giving out a long ranged punch, as a person that chooses not to kill people, however I am not too sure how good of a method of defeating an enemy this is, I mean it is funny and all, just don't know how pratical it would actually be.
Nina: To be a little bit more dangerous, he owns some cool diamond tipped arrows, which would kind of pierce a person's skin quite easily, or how about some cool ol' grappling hook arrows, so he can climb buildings like he was some sort of spider-like man...yeah I'm sorry.
Gogeta: Or how about a good ol' tornado in an arrow, because he totally has that...no idea how that would even work however, it just does, just like King Crimson, or about as cool as the arrow that is LITERALLY A FUCKING NUKE! I don't know why he just carries a nuke around with him at all times, but we are all glad that he does.
Nina: He also has an arrow that works exactly like a boomerang, it goes out and about, that is what I would think would be for trick arrows, for a little more fun.. and for disrupting a convention, he has a tear gas arrow, which does exactly what it sounds like, it sprays out tear gas meant to blind his opponents, so he can get a killing blow.
Gogeta: To be way more deadly he has powerful corrosive acid arrows, made for the sole reason to burn his victims alive, however he would more than likely use this arrow to get through a wall that he normally cannot get through, such as a wall made of metal, however this would also be amazing for burning anyone, he just needs to land the arrows he hits.
Nina: Even without a bow he has proved himself a badass in combat, I mean he was trained in hand to hand combat by the same man that turned Deathstroke into the greatest assassin who has ever lived, and this is further proven when Green Arrow was actually able to defeat Deathstroke in a 1 on 1 fight.
Gogeta: However, one of the biggest advantages that Oliver has is his really impressive aim, like the time he was easily able to shoot a water drop over 20 feet away, when it was mid fall, and he was just showing off as well, meaning he really didn't even try to make that shot, his true aim is much greater than that one feat, and he easily proves this as well.
Nina: Or the time where he easily was able to shoot a woman's hand from the top of a dam with one shot, and he shot it hard enough to impale her hand and was able to keep her on the dam, I don't even think that is physically possible, but in the world of comics I guess feats where humans are strong enough to effortlessly break concrete is a thing.
Gogeta: I mean however, there is one giant elephant in the room we have yet to speak of, and that is the fact that he is a human, how in the world does he keep up with these godlike beings like Superman or the Flash, there is one simple answer to this, he really doesn't. However he does make an amazing distraction to these beings with his amazing aim, just don't ask how.
Nina: Even then... the fact that he is just a human is a detrement in a fight, I mean he cannot face fist to fist against anyone, and most of his arrows would not be able to really pierce anyone, unless it is a normal human. However even being a human, the Green Arrow has proved himself to be one of the most valued members of the Justice League, while not contributing much.
Cyborg[]
Gogeta: Science does a lot for us, we should all know that, but this is the DC Universe, so obviously sometimes it is not for the best, but sometimes it really is, that is the case for the young man Victor Stone, who thanks to Science, is the only real reason why he is still alive and kicking in the universe.
Nina: However all was not perfect with Victor, I mean he did not have many friends to hang around with, since he was both homeschooled and sheltered by his parents, obviously not wanting this he ran away from home, wanting to live out the gang filled life he always wanted to fill, and maybe even find a gang that would take him in to be a full fledged member.
Gogeta: This gang filled life also did not last too long, since an event would occur that would change Victor's life forever, and of course it involves the death of one of his parents, since that is just the status quo in comics I guess, seriously if you are a hero in Marvel or DC and you have living parents, there must be something wrong with you, and you will need to get it checked
Nina: It seemed as if Victor was going to have an amazing life, I mean he was an amazing athlete...but of course, an accident made it so his body was pretty much shattered, there goes his football life I guess, and his mother died as well, it did not look well for Victor, until his father stepped in and decided to actually be a decent dad.
Gogeta: He went to his son and had a plan, he could rebuild him, as he did have the technology, faster, stronger, and all of that such. We are getting that instead of being a dead man, Victor was turned into a badass cyborg that could do pretty much anything cyborg related, so when it came time to name himself.... he named himself a very good name in... *sigh* Cyborg.....
Nina: Hey being a cyborg is a good thing at least, it gives Victor a lot of cool tech to fuck around with, such as his favorite Sonic Cannon, a cannon that shoots sound out so condensed, that it literally feels like a plasma bolt of energy, is that physically possible? Fuck if I know.
Gogeta: For a more conventional way to kill his opponents he could always just use an energy cannon he has in his body, with it he can shoot out blasts of energy capable of injuring many different cosmic threats. Not to mention it could even be used as some sick surprise, since there is no warning of him doing this, he can easily just switch to this weapon whenever.
Nina: Did you rip one of his mechanical limbs off? Normally that would be a good thing for you, it would mean that he would have one less limb to fight you with, however unfortunately for you Victor can remotely detonate his own limbs, so even if you do a smart choice and make him have one less arm, you are not safe from dying yet.
Gogeta: Say, what if you had a weakness like Kryptonite like most Kryptonians. Normally most enemies would not even know about that weakness, however Cyborg can actually synthesize your weakness and shoot it out as a projectile, how he creates it seemingly out of thin air is fucking beyond me, however it is damn badass all I know.
Nina: Victor is also seemingly very adaptive in the way he gains his abilities, I mean if there is any tech that is even somewhat foreign to him, he can easily take it and form it into his own body, pretty much making it his own weapon, say if there was a shotgun in front of him, after that he can easily use the shotgun in his arm, pretty much forming it into a new weapon.
Gogeta: Cyborg is really fucking strong, he can easily contend with the other powerful members of the Justice League, however he still does not really scale up to them, since him keeping up with them is still inconsistent, sometimes he can easily keep up with them, sometimes he really cannot, it really is like that sometimes.
Nina: However when you can teleport someone through space itself, it really is not an issue of being too weak, that is with his Boom Tubes. WIth them he can create portals to pretty much anywhere in the universe, however one thing that does suck with these is that they can sometimes take a bit of time to use, but when it comes down to it.
Gogeta: Along with all of this, he is also a master hacker, as long as it is a machine Cyborg will be able to hack into it. No matter how intelligent the machine is he will find a way, unless it is like, Braniac who is pretty much a living ultra computer. For those who don't know an ultra computer is like a super computer, but a super form of that, Cyborg will have trouble getting through that.
Nina: What the fuck else do we talk about, I mean it's Cyborg, he is just that simple of a character, not that it is a bad thing. He is a good character, just jesus I am really finding difficulty to talk about stuff with him, sorry about that.
Gogeta: Well Cyborg is still what you would call a valued member of the Justice League, if you deny that they well, you sir have not been educated on the perfection that is Victor Stone...hopefully Batman will be more interesting to write about T-T
Batman[]
Gogeta: Oh the Batman, if you do not know his backstory you must have been living under a rock for so damn long because it is more than likely engraved in the fountains of history, once an over pampered kid turned into a badass detective after his parents were murdered in front of his face, he must be mentally insane right? He must at least be close to that.
Nina: After that childhood trauma he swore his life for defeating crime and restoring order order to the streets of Gotham by doing what he knows best...kicking the shit out of people. And the fact that he knows just so many different martial arts just proves on how good of a person he is in doing this.
Gogeta; That is really it as well, yeah that is the backstory of one of the most popular super heroes ever made. Pretty basic when you actually think of it. However it does not really need to be this big and intricate backstory when you are just such a badass, I mean come on. He is the mother fucking Batman, he has his place in the world of being one of the most badass characters ever.
Nina: He is just a human as well, in a world where god tier beings are the main saviors of Earth, it is surprising one of the most valued members is actually a human that has exactly no super powers, none at all. You must sit and think that Batman is just some sort of god, there is no way that he would actually be able to repel monsters such as Darkseid right?
Gogeta: Well, he doesn't. He is a strong human, definitely even superhuman in a comparison between him and a normal real world human. Though he does not really fight the god tiers of the verse, unless he really has to. He usually serves as the great strategist for the team, and he does this damn well, being one of the smartest people on the team even with the Martian Manhunter.
Nina: I guess when you even since a child have devoted your life to finding out strategies and learning how to fight, then yeah. However he is not only good at fighting as just a strategist, he can surprisingly hold his own against super powered enemies using his intelligence and their own gear.
Gogeta: Yeah Batman has a lot of shit to help him in a fight, including his trademark batarangs, pretty much sharpened boomerange, which go and come back. However these come in many variants, including explosive ones, ones that turn into a trip rope, and even gas ones, wonder where he keeps all of that.
Nina: He has some cool smoke bombs, which disrupts the vision of people. If falling from a big height he can whip out the grapple gun, which lets him traverse places that would normall be too difficult for him. But y'know, someone could just cut the rope because they could totally do that, but no. Of course they do not that at times of intensity.
Gogeta: Gas bombs help don't they, while the gas is not at all lethal they are still more than enough to incapacitate someone within minutes at most. The Line Launcher is a worse grappling hook, however it lets Batman cover slightly longer distances however it does remove some of the speed and intensity of the grappling hook, but as long as it does get the job done no problems.
Nina: To get a little more deadly and explosive he carries around himself some good ol' explosive gel. It is a gel he can put on someone or something. He can pull a trigger to make it explode, he does not kill people I swear, it is just gel that explodes, it totally doesn't cause damage to people that would be usually looked at as pretty fatal, nah.
Gogeta: Come on, everyone knows that Batman's greatest part of his arsenal is his trademark Bat credit card, but it is also the shark repellent. Which is made to repel sharks, it made seem pointless, but come on you know it actually may come in handy, maybe against King Shark it actually could help. Though that is just a theory and there is nothing that I said that was canon.
Nina: Batman would not be able to be such a strong human however if it was not for his suit. His suit is made up of mostly Kevlar, bullets pretty much are useless against it, and even it were Batman can easily bullet time so it really does not matter, and if you try to punch him that would not even work. He will send thousands of volts into your body... again no killing.
Gogeta: But come on, he is still facing gods among other gods, he must have something up his sleeve that helps him in a battle...well he does! At a big risk, upon using this particular piece of gear it is potentially extremely fatal, like. So Batman would usually never resort to using it.. we are of course talking about the ever so powerful Hellbat armor that he has.
Nina: Wanna know how powerful this armor is? Well it managed to injure an Avatar of Darkseid. A fucking Avatar of Darkseid, that one guy that can tank a universal explosion, yes those avatars do indeed fluxuate in power, it is still insane how he was able to injure that kind of power. Even one percent of that durability still puts its power way beyond anything that he was used to at that point.
Gogeta: I mean this suit was made in the sun by Superman himself. Obviously this suit is going to be powerful. However like we said, even though this suit is something to awe at, he needs to use it sparingly since if he uses it for way too long he will end up dying, since his body is not used to the godly powers of Darkseid and other such enemies of the sort.
Nina: Hell Batman shows signs of godly power even when he is not standing inside of the Hellbat armor. I mean he managed to somehow dodge Darkseid's Omega Beams, which are said to be completely undodgeable. Alright that is a simple outlier but it still goes to show that Batman is completely badass, however he is not perfect.
Gogeta: For one it is likely that he is not really stable mentally. Think about it, his parents were literally murdered right in front of his face in cold ass blood, that is is not a rise for alarm then I don't know what is. Also he dresses as a giant bat, to fight crime. While yes he has made a name for himself in being a badass, yeah, but come on, a giant fucking bat.
Nina: Also he hires little bots to be his sidekick, while that does not fully mean that he is kind of crazy, it is still telling that he may have something wrong with him, not definitive proof, but still some little proof there. Oh yeah, also all of his weaponry is not really lethal, they are more made to subdue enemies as opposed to straight up kill them...even if it does not work much of the time.
Gogeta: But come on, he still has remained one of the most popular characters in fiction ever... why? Well he is the goddamn mother fucking Batman!
Aquaman[]
Gogeta: Ah Aquaman, how much has the media fucked you over. This is a completely badass character that has been dumbed down due to his interpretations overtime. Be it Family Guy, American Dad, or most importantly Robot Chicken, making Aquaman into this complete weakling even though he is one of the greatest heroes of the Justice League, just going to throw that out there.
Nina: When at a young age you are already talking to the fishies underwater, then you just must be a badass. Also when your father finds a mermaid washed up onto the beach and decides "Yeah time to give her some of the bing bong" Yeah, you are kind of destined for greatness.
Gogeta: Lucky it was a mermaid as well, since little Arthur was close to dying, he was completely submerged in water...tho he can breathe inside of it so no issues. However later in his life he realized something...he was actually the rightful claimer of the throne of Atlantis. Well ain't that darn lucky, I am born to be the rightful claimer of autism, what does he get? A fucking throne!
Nina: Saving his people from the tyrant then, he ruled over Atlantis with greatness and happiness. Forging the one desperare nation into a powerful country to not be underestimated, and being underwater gives them an advantage if they were to ever go in a war with the dry land people. However Arthur is smart and would never actually do that unless he feels threatened by them.
Gogeta: Being the king of Atlantis, he of course is much stronger than your average Hody Jones, for one he has strength that rivals that of Superman, and if you do not remember from the Superman bio. That fucker is really damn strong, and that is just scratching the surface of what Aquaman actually brings to the table in a fight.
Nina: We all know what he can do, he can just command fish to do whatever he wants to. However it's not that he is straight up controlling them, he is asking them to do his bidding and they respect him enough to do it. Also due to the Clear, these fish also get a pretty hefty strength boost, so don't think he is working with just some average fish, no they are overpowered.
Gogeta: I mean they are strong enough to break through Green Lantern contructs, so that means these fish could end up hitting as strong as Darkseid, however Darkseid at his strongest can easily break through these contructs so that fact is a little false. However it is still really impressive to break a construct with just the empowered strength of a damn shark.
Nina: However this sort of telepathy is not only for fish, he can even tap into far more intelligent beings minds, however it does come with some trouble for him. With this he can at the minimum be annoying and give someone a damn headache. He can even reach up and give you a seizure, I guess he is taking some inspiration from Porygon then.
Gogeta: Yeah, Aquaman is strong, but he is also extremely fast..I mean he can keep up with the likes of Wonder Woman and Superman. Again you must know how powerful them two are. Remember that blocking of the universe spanning particles? Well in theory Aquaman would be able to do that same feat if he put his own mind to it, however he may need to be in the ocean for it.
Nina: He doesn't come equipped to a fight with only his trident however, whenever he is in trouble he can bust out his most powerful tool, I'm of course talking about the legendary Trident of Poseidon......or the Trident of Neptune. The names really don't matter, they both virtually do the same exact thing when it comes right on down to it.
Gogeta: One of the cooler things that this trident lets him do is actually control water, yeah you think the king of Atlantis would be able to control water, but no, he needs to have the trident for it. With this he can also control the weather, it is to help him against people that are much more shock proof than your ordinary joe, which would not be too shock proof.
Nina: To be a little more defensive he can activate a forcefield, which obviously protects him from mostly any incoming attack, note that mental attacks still can penetrate the barrier, so it is not perfect. With this trident he can also just simply stab people, a weapon does not get any simpler than that now does it?
Gogeta: With all these powers you could write off Aquaman as well, useless and pathetic. However he is honestly far from it, I mean the fucker needs to be in the ocean to survive, like he needs to be moise in order to stay alive. Yes he can circumvent it by coating himself in another's blood, but stay away from the ocean too long and it is bye bye to the Aquaman.
Nina: Also piranhas hate the guy, no real reasons. I just guess that piranhas are giant dickheads, alright got it. Not to mention that if Arthur does not have his trident in hand then a lot of his powers are stripped away, and he has to just punch and kicks primarily.
Gogeta: Even so, Aquaman stood the test of time and became one of the most well known heroes in all of DC's history.
Supergirl[]
Gogeta: Oh hey, finally like the Z-Fighters, where it is pretty much a copy and paste analysis section, just instead of being KI blasts and shit, it is all of the Kryptonian powers. So if you get bored while reading this I do not blame you, just skip to the fight if you really don't need what is basically a recap of the same exact powers as the one and only Superman...ok not only.
Nina: At least you're upfront about it :x. However it is not exactly the same, I mean they do not have the same exact backstory..it is just extremely similar, both were on Krypton when the place met its unfortunate fate, or not unfortunate depending if you are someone who is not too much of a fan of DC comics.
Gogeta: It is a little different however, yes it is true their planet was set to be destroyed to a yet undetermined source, and she was sent to a distant planet on a rocket, however instead of just landing on her desired location... a FUCKING METEOR HIT HER. Jesus Superman gets a leisure ride to earth and she gets smacked by a meteor, tough life to say the least.
Nina: Don't worry, she made her way to Earth, just y'know, decades later. However something strange happened...it turned out that she did not age like Superman, as her body was decades younger, even if technically both her and Clarke were pretty much the same age, it is a little weird however Superman didn't care, he was just happy to see another damn Kryptonian.
Gogeta: However something was off, she didn't even know to control her powers and Superman knew from that fact alone that he was not dealing with a small issue, this could end up destroying the planet. So what he did was give her a new alias in Kara Kent, and begun to teach to actually use her own power, and not y'know, kill thousands of people in the process of saving the planet.
Nina: Being very closely related to Superman she of course can use good ol' fasioned heat vision, which she can fine-tune in order to be hotter than the sun, so if a person did end up getting hit by it, yeah no they are fucking dead, literally instantly, including everything around them including the forests and oceans. Though this is a fictional universe so meh.
Gogeta: Also like her cousin she can power up her lungs in order to release gusts of winds powerful enough to stagger people like the Man of Steel himself, she can even cool up these breaths in order to make it a freeze breath, which pretty much can freeze people solid in one fell swoop.
Nina: She can see through objects with her X-Ray vision, along with having that great vision, her hearing is also very much improved. If we were to scale to Superman, then she could hear sounds coming away from other galaxies, which as most of you should definitely know is like... impossible, well most of the shit here is actually impossible.
Gogeta: Oh yeah, she can damn fly, because on this team apparently flight is just something that runs I guess. Remember her heat vision? Well like Superman she can make it completely microscopic, which let's her pretty much give people a lobotomy. Or she can empower it to the point where she can heat up oceans to the point where they just evaporate.
Nina: She absorbs solar energy just like her cousin Superman, with this solar absorption, she does not need to eat, sleep, and even breath normal air, she can do pretty much anything and no one is going to damn stop her, hell with enough solar energy she can even keep up with her cousin, now that is some insane power if I do say so myself.
Gogeta: Not even scaling to Superman, she is pretty damn strong. I mean she managed to defeat the Flash in a fight, yes it is unknown whether or now the Flash was actually going 100 percent in the fight or not, it is still a feat that would need to be said, not to mention since she scales to Superman she treats supernovas as a minor annoyance at the most.
Nina: Most impressively is she tanked the Omega Beams from Darkseid, y'know something that is made to literally destroy you from the inside out yeah...Supergirl kind of tanked that...I honestly don't even know if that is possible, well it is because other characters have tanked his Omega Beams before, and yeah that's a thing.
Gogeta: Honestly..there really is not more to say on Supergirl, she is tough and all...but when it really comes down to it, she has a moveset that is pretty much identical to Superman..it really is difficult to make her section as long as his without adding so much filler.
Nina: However even being that samey......she is still a very valued member of the Justice League, and proves that through her own strength, speed, and durability.
Battle[]
(The scene starts at Goku’s residence)
Goku: Ah! I’m stuffed!
Gohan: Me too dad. Y’know after the Tournament of Power we both really had not much to do other than train and spa-
(Goku senses something)
Goku: Gohan! You sense that?
Gohan: Yeah dad, it’s a power… it’s big..real big
Goku: Gohan! Let’s check it out!
Chi Chi: ABSOLUTELY NOT! I FORB- they’re already gone… ugh what am I gonna do with him.
(The screen pans over to Batman and Superman standing near one another in Metropolis)
Superman: Bruce. There are two people flying in our directions.
Batman: Let me guess, enemy?
Superman: No.. these are...different…
Batman: Alien?
Superman: Too early to decide.
(The screen pans over Vegeta and Trunks training)
Vegeta: Oh come on! You come back all the way from the future for this?
Trunks: Hmph, haven’t changed a bit dad.
(Trunks flies up with a punch and Vegeta catches it)
Vegeta: Trunks! You’re too unfocused!
(Vegeta was close to hitting Trunks, however he too feels a wave of power)
Vegeta: That..that power!
Trunks: Yeah, I feel it now. What could it be?
Vegeta: That kind of power could even exceed me or Kakarot..Good. I needed a true test of my power.
(They leave Capsule Corp and fly toward Supes’ direction as the screen pans up to the Justice Leagues’ base and Cyborg and Martian Manhunter and looking at a screen)
Cyborg: What is this?
MM: 4 powerful entities going toward Bruce and Clark?
Cyborg: How did you know?
MM: Dunno, maybe I’m psychic
Cyborg: Yeah… should we go and make sure it’s ok for them.
MM: Got nothing better to do, sure.
(They depart as the screen goes over to Krillin, 17, and 18)
Krillin: What..the hell?
18: What’s wrong?
Krillin: Gohan, Trunks, Vegeta, and Goku are all seemingly going in the same direction, not only that I sense at least 3 huge power levels they’re going to.
17: So what you’re saying is we go there?
Krillin: Well..maybe..I dunno
18: Well I’m going.
17: So am I.
Krillin: That settles that then…
(They rise and fly to that same direction, Aquaman and the Flash are having a friendly race)
Flash: Welp Aquaman! You may be the fastest Atlantean, I am the fastest being alive.
Aquaman: Aha! That was a fine race Barry!
Flash: Indeed it was, next one same place same time?
Aquaman: Of course!
(They see Vegeta and Trunks flying up ahead)
Aquaman: Who were they?
Flash: No idea, but that is the direction of Metropolis..hey down for one more race?
Aquaman: Of course!
(They rush over to see why they are heading that way)
Supergirl: Hmm? That's a bit strange, everyone is seemingly gathering in Metropolis.
GA: Huh? Why?
Supergirl: I dunno, Imma go check it out.
GA: Take me with you.
Supergirl: Heh, your funeral.
GA: Thanks.
(Supergirl grabs Green Arrow and brings him to Metropolis, as that happens a yellow and blue beam collide)
Tien: Not bad Yamcha! You've improved since last time!
Yamcha: Heh, thanks, I've been practicing.
Tien: Too bad it won't be eno- Huh?
Yamcha: Feel it too huh?
Tien: Yeah, that's a lot of unknown powers, and they're big...real big.
Yamcha: So we're checking it out?
Tien: If you think you can keep up.
Yamcha: Of course I can!
(They leave, and on a distant place on the Earth)
GL: Hm? Why is the Justice League gathering?
WW: I don't know, maybe a fight will break loose.
GL: Do we help them?
WW: Of course Hal.
GL: Alright! Let's go!
(They leave for Metropolis)
Piccolo: Hmm? That's....7 huge power levels...damn....who the hell are they? They might need my help after all!
(Piccolo leaves for Metropolis, as Goku and Vegeta get so Supes and Batman)
Vegeta: Kakarot! Do you know them two?
Goku: I don't know them, all I know is the man on left's power is insane!
Vegeta: Hmph! I fight him before you do!
Goku: Don't count on it Vegeta.
Superman: Um...can we help you?
Goku: Yeah! You seem very strong!
Superman: I mean I guess you could say that.
Goku: Let's fight!
Superman: What...?
(Gohan and Trunks finally arrive)
Gohan: Dad! Why did you take off so quickly!
Goku: Sorry Gohan, I was just too excited.
Trunks: Father.
Vegeta: Trunks, this is my fight, you can have the oversized bat.
Batman: 4 of them?
Superman: No, I can feel, 6 heading this way.
(Cyborg and Martian Manhunter arrive)
MM: You seem quite popular today Clark.
Superman: It seems so.
Cyborg: Don't worry, we got your back!
(Supergirl and Green Arrow arrive)
Supergirl: What's the commotion?
GA: You can't have all the fun for yourself.
Superman: Honestly, I'm not really sure myself.
Goku: So how about it! A fight!?
Superman: And threaten the planet? We'll pass.
Goku: Oh come on! It will be fun!
(Martian Manhunter reads his mind)
MM: I see, Clark. He is not human, he is apparently from a warrior alien race.
Superman: What?
Vegeta: Heh, he's right. *with a smirk* Us Saiyans, once we see a fight oppurtunity, we will push it until we are satiated.
Superman: So there's no way out of it?
MM: Fraid' not.
Trunks: Don't worry father! I'll help you!
Vegeta: Trunks, don't get in my way.
Gohan: Let's go dad!
Goku: Right Gohan!
Krillin: GOKUUUUU!!!
Goku: Krillin? 17? 18?
17: What? Getting into a fight without us?
18: Obviously we want in.
(Flash arrives quickly)
Flash: Sorry, would've been here sooner. However there was a sale going on and I just needed to go to it y'know.
(Aquaman flies down)
Aquaman: I have arrived!
Flash: So..who are these clowns?
Superman: The two in front seem to the strongest here, watch out for them the most.
Vegeta: You lackeys don't need to worry about me, I'm going for you cowlick.
Superman: Fantastic.
(Tien and Yamcha arrive next)
Tien: Looks like we made it in time.
Yamcha: Yeah! I may have been cheaped out of the Tournament of Power! But I am all ready!
Tien: Don't fall behind Yamcha.
Yamcha: Likewise to you Tien.
Goku: Oh hey! Yamcha!
Yamcha: Hey Goku!
(Wonder Woman and Green Lantern are next up)
WW: Hmm? Oh, they just look like normal martial artists to me.
GL: Yeah, what gives.
MM: Don't let their looks fool you, they are more than they let off.
GL: Good to know.
(Piccolo is the last to arrive)
MM: A Martian!? *he reads his mind* Oh... false alarm.
Piccolo: I don't know what you're talking about, but if you want a fight you damn got one.
Superman: Alright guys! We need to work as a team!
Goku: Oh man! This is so exciting!
Vegeta: YOU BETTER NOT DISAPOINT ME!!
(Before anything else happens Vegeta goes in to rush at Superman, however the Flash runs in and kicks Vegeta through the lake where he runs on the water and hits him with a flurry of punches and kicks. Vegeta goes for a punch to his face however it is simple dodged and Barry grabs Vegeta by his armor and runs with him to another city somewhere that is in disrepair. Goku sighs, and Aqauman walks up)
Aquaman: I shall take on the leader!
Superman: Alright.
Goku: I don't want to fight you, I want to fight him.
Aquaman: Trust me, if you cannot beat me, you have no chance against him.
Goku: Alright fine, I'll prove myself!
(They go off to another location)
Piccolo: I'll take the leader.
Superman: Hmph, fine by me.
Gohan: Are you sure Piccolo, I can fight him.
Piccolo: Yes Gohan.
Gohan: Alright Piccolo.
Gohan: I'll take his female doppelganger...I guess.
Supergirl: Also, fine by me.
17: I call dibs on green spandex.
GL: Surprisingly not the only time I've been called that.
Trunks: This is stupid! We should fight togeth-AH!
(Wonder Woman goes for a punch sending Trunks flying, as she goes to fly to him to initiate thier own fight)
WW: You should spend less time complaining and more time fighting!
Cyborg: I'll take blondie!
18: Soon there will be more than me.
Cyborg: What does that even mean?
18 and MM: You'll see.
Cyborg: Well lets go!
(He flies up and 18 follows)
MM: That just leaves us the three small fries.
Krillin: Hey! Who are you calling small fry.
MM: Ah, guess you are lining up first.
Krillin: W..Wait!
Tien: Come on Krillin, prove you're not a small fry.
Krillin: No backing out, is there?
Yamcha: Nope..hehe
Krillin: Alright...let's go green man!
MM: I'm shaking. *rolls his eyes*
(Krillin flies over to punch MM, but he blocks it and they fly away with the punch, the others start to begin their grand battles as well)
Yamcha: We got left in the dust huh?
Tien: Yeah, these two just seem like humans.
Batman: That's right, we are.
GA: Yeah, we can punch and kick you until the cows come home, and we would not be any closer to beating you two.
Yamcha: Now that's a confidence booster.
Tien: So why are you apart of this godly team then?
Batman: Stupidity? Maybe.
Yamcha: So should we just defeat them now?
Tien: Why? They aren't really an issue.
Yamcha: I guess.
(The screen pans to Vegeta and Flash going at it, or Vegeta trying his damnest to actually hit the guy, and Barry easily dodging all of the attacks that come his way. Vegeta punches the ground in order to stagger the scarlet speedster, however all that does is give him more ground to run and do fancy flips on, he unloads a giant combo onto the Saiyan Prince and ends it off with throwing him right into an already busted up car)
Vegeta: D..Damn coward.
Flash: Coward? I'm just using my abilities effectively.
Vegeta: What fighter runs away and then attacks!?
Flash: Not my fault you can't hit me.
Vegeta: GrrrAH!
(He rushes to the speedster with a flurry of punches, not connecting with him. Flash does a little taunt for Vegeta to go at him a little bit more for the sole reason to piss him off. This works. Vegeta angrily throws more blows with them just to be dodged again, irritated he poses right up to Barry. "GALICK GUN!" he screams as a giant purple beam envelops the skies with power, Flash stands behind him and simply pokes the prince in the neck slightly, Vegeta is shocked as the beam dissipates. Flash chuckles a bit as he goes for a quick jab to send Vegeta into a building, it tumbling down)
Flash: Y'know, you picked a bad place to face me, I don't need to hold back.
Vegeta: I wouldn't damn have it any other way you bastard!
Flash: Such colorful vocabulary.
(Vegeta sends out a KI Blast with Barry completely disappearing from his sight. He looks around and cannot see him, however when he goes to sense his energy he feels him...all around him. The Flash has not disappeared, in fact he is just running in circles so quickly that he is just undetectable with Vegeta's eyes. Red lines go to Vegeta, them being punches from Barry, making him angrier and angrier. Vegeta screams as a giant explosion covers the entire city, it now being a barren wasteland of dust and debris, the prince looks around, he doesn't even feel the Flash. For right now he thinks has has taken victory, however his victory is short lived as he feels a giant energy running toward him, and before he knew it he was clocked so hard it made a giant crater where he was punched down)
Vegeta: H..How!?
Flash: You can't keep up with speed buddy.
(Flash lifts Vegeta up and punches him what looked like once, however it was a flurry of multiple punches ending it off with an axe handle sending Vegeta cruising down. Vegeta regainst his posture and looks more pissed off than hurt, he sends off a KI Blast Volley in order to trip of the Flash however he simply dodges it all and even kicks one of those back hitting Vegeta. Flash laughs some more and runs around Vegeta, causing a tornado to appear sending the Saiyan prince flying upward, he screams and the tornado completely disappears, Vegeta looks down angrily at the Flash on the ground)
Vegeta: What's wrong! Come up and face me!
Flash: Can't. I cannot fly.
Vegeta: Interesting!
(Flash stands there as Vegeta goes for another charge and kicks the ground causing some debris to fly up. The Flash punches the debris to get the particles in the prince's eyes which do happen, however he just closes his eyes to sense his foe as he goes for a kick to Flash's temple, which is of course avoided again, Flash punches Vegeta as retaliation as the screen shifts to 17 and Green Lantern fighting in mid-air, them trading blows and them being blocked as equally as much. Number 17 charges up and fires a big energy beam however it is just simple blocked by one of the Green Lantern's shield constructs. Hal charges and fires a green fist to send 17's way, however one energy barrier was enough to fully repel the attack before it did any fatal damage)
GL: Barriers, I like it.
17: Yeah, I am quite fond of them.
GL: Lets see who's is better.
17: Fine by me.
(Hal quickly flies in front of 17 catching the android off-guard and delivers a big punch, where he manages to fly 17 right into the moon, crashing down making yet another big crater in the celestial body. The Green Lantern flies back and laughs, however 17 simply gets up and cracks his neck, he then yells a bit and flies to Hal, where they get into another clash of punches and kicks, however Hal gets the upperhand in this one by using a contructed hammer to knock 17 further in space, however this is soon retaliated with 17 flying and delivering a deadly kick into Hal's abdomen, where he knocked on the ground for a few seconds before standing up once more)
GL: You don't seem to let up easily.
17: I would say the same about you. *he says this as he fixes his glove*
(Hal readies up an army of Green Lantern contruct swordsmen as they all rush toward 17, one of them go for a sword swing but is swiftly dodges, however 17's dodge is not lasted long since another one of them kick him, and they all begin to get their blows him. Hal rushes in to get a final blow with a powered up punch, however this was the opening that 17 wanted, and he grabs the punch. They stagger for a bit as a mightly blow decks Hal, his army going away in the process, before the he has time to get back to his feet 17 goes in and delivers a giant combo of punches and kicks, he then squats down on a rock that flew up due to the fightign and delivers a giant beam causing a whole within the moon. Knowing the fight is yet to be over he travels in the hole he made, however Hal caves in the walls around Lapis, causing him to be crushed with the moon)
Hal: Hmph, he was quite strong, I hope the others are ok- w..wait!
(The moon seemingly goes out further and further where 17 was crushes, it seems that he activated his barrier right before the walls fully closed in with his body. He has a blank expression has he disappears from Hal's view, shocking the Green Lantern a kick to his back and then yet another giant combo throwing him to a nearby comet that is flying by pretty close. Not taking any changes he charges up and before he knew it a green lion comes creening into 17, knocking him back and ruining the focus of his energy as a green streak goes by him multiple times, Lapis recoiling from each of the hits into him. Hal ends his attack by charging up a blast and blasting him right into the moon again)
17: I do believe my barrier has won.
(The screen shows Piccolo and Superman clashing blows, Superman goes for a punch but the Namekian catches it. The same Piccolo does however Clark also catches it, both of them back up and have an epic staredown)
Piccolo: You're the leader? Honestly I'm unimpressed.
Superman: I'm not trying to impress.
Piccolo: So, what the hell do they call you?
Superman: They call me Superman, do you happen to know why?
Piccolo: Let me guess you a-
(Before he could finish his sentence Superman quickly blasts him with a heat ray, Piccolo is flying through the air and gets smashed into the ground with Clark's elbow. When on the ground Superman picks up the downed alien by the head and tosses him upward, where he follows and unloads a giant hit with his knee, with another flurry of punches and ending the combo with a giant smash into the ground. Before Piccolo could get up Suerman smashes the ground with his knee, causing a huge earthquake on where they were, the combo finally ends when Superman unloads another giant punch to the ground, causig the ground to completely cave into itself)
Superman: That..that is why they call me Superman. You can give up if you choose, I will not put it past you.
Piccolo: Give up? Hell no, things have finally gotten interesting.
(Piccolo stands up and grabs his weighted gear where he throws it on the ground. With the gear off he cracks his neck and gets into a battle pose, energy forms in his hands and two small KI blasts come out, but they are quickly deflected. This was to divert Supes' attention however it does not work and before Piccolo could fly up and land a punch as he is caught and sent flying down, however he stretches his own arm and lands a punch on Superman. To keep up the advantage Piccolo charges and gets another good punch in, he goes for a kick however it is simply dodged and countered with a big uppercut, nearly sending Piccolo straight into space. The Namekian looks down looking shocked, already knowing this will be the hardest fight he will ever be in, however not letting up and charges and crashes down to the ground)
Piccolo: It looks like I need to fight seriously against you.
Superman: Is this a game to you?
Piccolo: Game? Nah, I just like a good fight.
Superman: I see. Well lets see your 100 percent.
(Piccolo puts his two fingers to his head and begins to charge energy. However before he could finish Superman does not let the attack fully get out as the Namekian gets jabbed right in the mouth being sent back, Supes breathes hard, sending a wave of cold air right into Piccolo, freezing his body except for his face. Not able to move he struggles, but before he could break out of his icy prison Superman comes flying out of nowhere and decks him once more, this is follows with a quick kick to his abdomen. Piccolo weakly stands up and grunts, wiping the blood of his face he lets out a roar and fires a Destructive Wave, it being dodged and another punch comes onto Piccolo)
Piccolo: It's like..he...knows everything I'm going to do...gr..I'm not giving up! GRAAAHHH!!!
(Piccolo charges up, making the earth shake. He flies and goes for a punch making Superman block it, however another punch from Piccolo is enough to clock the Man of Steel. He recoils and sees Piccolo is not letting up as he gets sent upward from a kick with a combo of punches and kicks fall upon Superman. Piccolo stretches his arm out on Supes throat as he gets sent flying into a mountain. "DESTRUCTIVE WAVE" he screams as a giant explosion covers the entire field, completely destroying the mountain, and a few others along with it. Knowing the job is far from finished he unloads more and more KI Blasts in order to end the fight as quickly and as efficiently as possible, when he is done he flies over the destruction that he has caused)
Piccolo: GET UP! I KNOW YOU WILL NOT BE DONE FROM THAT!
Superman (Flying up from the debris): Aren't you the smart one.
Piccolo: Hmph, I really am falling behind, however there is more to me than just that!
(Before Superman has time to fully recover from those shots he is hit with another combo. However this time he was more ready for it and blocks it accordingly. When Piccolo finally messes up his combo Superman gets him in his ribcage, when the Namekian is staggered, he is hit with a knee to the face in which sends him flying. Superman follows as a punch to the face, the scene transitions to Wonder Woman and Trunks trading a sword slash, before the clash ends Trunks fires a beam of energy where she needs to dodge it as she flips and kicks Trunks downward. However he gets right back up moments later and looks up at his adversary)
Trunks: I wonder why none of knew any of you existed.
WW: Same to you.
Trunks: Perhaps when this is all done I'll visit your timeline.
WW: Maybe.
(After that exchange was over they resume to fighting and Trunks whips out his sword, and a beam comes out of it, however with her bracelet it is blocked and she is gone from his sight, trying to sense her she appears in front of him and delivers a deadly blow, however this is soon retaliated with a Burning Attack causing Wonder Woman to dodge. While she is dodging Trunks gets a good punch into her and he lifts her up with his foot and swings her around, and sends her straight into the ground. He looks down and fires a small beam where it is dodged, knowing she would dodge it he goes for a punch where he thinks she will be. However she anticipated this and catches the punch and delivers to blows to Trunks as a counter, ending off with flipping behind him and kicks him backward)
WW: You're not a small fry,
Trunks: You aren't either, I will give you that.
(Trunks goes for a swing of his sword but she catches it with her sword as both clash, causing mountains behind them to cut straight in half with the force behind it. Chuckling Wonder Woman uses her greater sword skill to disarm the half blooded Saiyan, and then fly up to throw it into the sun. She look down and try to slice at Trunks, however he catches it with his hands and gets her body with a KI filled punching, energy coming out the back of her. He does a 360 turn and smashes her across the face with his hands clenched together, he moves his hands quickly around and forms a diamond shape in front of him, standing on a mountain he gets his target and stedies his energy output)
Trunks: BURNING ATTACK!!
(Trunks unleashes a more powerful Burning Attack, it's glow bright enough to blind Wonder Woman for a moment, however she gets her posture back and blocks it with her bracelets again, she struggles against it for a moment however she soon deflects it back at Trunks. He soon realizes it is coming toward her and he goes Super Saiyan for a split second in order to kick it straight into the air, he soon goes back into his base form and rush against the Star-Spangled heroine as they collide fists, causing the area around them to shake and crack, feeling the terrain Trunks punches the ground under Wonder Woman, causing her to get sent flying in the air where he snipes her out of the air with a powerful KI Blast, however she is right back on her feet and ready to resume the fight)
Wonder Woman: I see you fight using spurts of energy.
Trunks: Yeah, it helps up maintain a fight.
Wonder Woman: And if you go too hard?
Trunks: We won't see what happens now will we.
(Trunks powers up, his muscles slightly getting larger to hit harder as he goes for a punch, however it blocked with her shield. He goes for more punches and kicks which are all blocked by her shield once more. Wonder Woman spins and smashes Trunks on the side of the head with her shield as she connecks a kick right to his abdomen. She clenches her hands together and smashes the time traveler right to the ground, however he gets right back up and flips, connecting a kick right to her head and another smaller KI Blast to her body. When she is flying away Trunks follows it up with a punch to the side of her head and another kick sending her into a mountain, one more KI Blast later and the terrain has been flattened by his power. However she was not done as she switftly flies out of the rubble and connects a punch to him, making him cough up some blood and one more punch to the side sends him back right on down to the ground)
Trunks: G..Gah!...Damn...
WW: Had enough?
Trunks: Honestly I haven't, I've suffered much worse than this.
(Trunks is seen powering up as the screen transitions right to Krillin trying to hit the Martian Manhunter, and he is more or less just toying with the small human. No matter how hard Krillin tries he does not get any closer to hitting his martian adversary. He angrily shoots a beam, however before it fully connects to the Manhunter it flies in the air as a bunch of KI Blasts rain down from the sky. J'onn quickly flies in front of Krillin and he is met with a jab to the stomach, him coughing up some blood, and one small kick sends him flying into the ground, dirt getting into his mouth. Krillin gets up and coughs some out and has to wipe his tongue as he gets an angry and quite scared expression on his face, however he breathes and focuses his KI for this fight)
MM: Perhaps if you keep going at it you can hurt me.
Krillin: Shut it! Quit being cocky!
MM: You're letting anger cloud your mind.
(Krillin rushes in and tries to punch him again, however the Manhunter hardened his body where Krillin had punched, making it so he hurt his hand in the process. J'onn laughs as he grabs Krillin's shirt and throws him away, however the human has not had enough as he goes for a flurry of punches and kicks, with them being dodged, him getting punched into the ground. Martian Vision makes it so the ground under Krillin gets cut up and he falls deep into a ravine, while he is occupied with being in the ground, Manhunter decides to think and talk directly to the Flash, who at the moment is facing against the Prince of all the Saiyans)
MM: Having difficulty?
Flash: Not really.
MM: Don't let your guard down, the one your facing is quite tenacious.
Flash: I can tell.
(Krillin flies up and goes to punch however it is just simply dodged and he is kicked back down to the ground. J'onn goes back to a conversation with the other Justice League members, while Krillin is trying desperately to get even one blow in Manhunter is not really taking the fight too seriously. The human Z-Fighter screams as he charges up energy above him, intrigued the Martian Manhunter looks on and doesn't continue the conversation. He reads Krillin's mind to learn that the attack is the destructo disc, knowing exactly how it works he prepares for it. However before he fully could prepare it is shot out prematurely, causing the martian to get chopped right in half, his seemingly dead body falls on the ground as Krillin goes down and inspects him)
Krillin: I said not get cocky!
MM: Well I guess you are a hypocrate then.
Krillin: C..Come on..!!
MM: *he regenerates* Let this be a lesson, never assume victory.
Krillin: H..He's like Majin Buu!!
MM: I'd say I'm a little different than that.
Krillin: Y...You're invincible...!!
MM: Not really.
(Manhunter taunts Krillin as he quickly goes for a gut punch with the small man being sent skyward. Manhunter stretches his arm out and catches Krillin in mid-air. He shoves him to the ground and intends to keep him there. "It is unfortunate that our meet up had to end so quickly, but unfortunately we must part ways" Manhunter charges up a killing blow and hits the ground, however Krillin somehow dodged it and was able to get away, and even get a good punch onto his gut, and leads up the combo with many punches and kicks. The Martian looks at the human shocked with the power output he just had, he looks at his face and sees that he is completely serious in this fight. Krillin fires many KI Blasts in the hopes of tripping up Manhunter, which some do work and another kick was able to get J'onn on the ground, and one more KI Blasts causes a big dust cloud where Krillin looks and cannot see the Martian)
Krillin: Th...Thats why you don't mess with us!
(The screen pants to a colliding punch between Supergirl and Gohan. The half blooded Saiyan ducks under and lands a punch to her abdomen and one smash to the ground with a combo of KI Blasts. However this is retaliated with a heat beam hitting Gohan straight in the chest, causing slight burns with another giant kick to his temple. Gohan puts his hands to the top of his had as a yellow light charges up and a giant golden beam goes right to the female Kryptonian, however she simply dodges the attack and lands another kick. Gohan grabs her leg and swings her around like how Goku did to Frieza. He throws her away and chases while flying, which he manages to land a couple of good punches and kicks. He ends the combo with doing a spin kick sending her flying and tilts to charge up a big KI Blast, which is able to connect to Supergirl. She floats onto the ground, however she regains her posture and looks up at the Saiyan, looking at her seriously)
Gohan: Unlike my kin, I don't mess around!
(Supergirl grunts as she flies back in, her cape flapping as she tries to punch, however Gohan dodges it and grasps her cape, swinging her around and then smashing her against the ground. He charges up his fist full of KI to do a giant punch, however she blocks it and delivers a blow to Gohan. He recoils backward as she gets a combo of two punches right to his jaw, she swiftly flies behind him and grabs his neck to begin to choke him. He grabs as her arm and tries to break her grip, he eventually gets out of the hold by delivering a shot right to her temple with elbow, he then follows it up with a kick to her abdomen, with another blow right to her jaw. He follows it up with more punches straight to her body, not letting up the combo he kicks her far away only to follow her and begin to beat on her even more. Supergirl finally gets out of the combo with dodging one punched that Gohan miscalculated, and she retaliates with her own combo, almost as relentless as the combo that Gohan has done)
Supergirl: I gotta say, in terms of opponents, you must be in the top..maybe 20.
Gohan: That's quite an honor. *he wipes blood off his mouth*
(Gohan charges up and fires a small Kamehameha which is soon deflected and sent back, causing an explosion behind the Kryptonian. They are both seen disappearing and circles clashes appear everywhere, however they soon collide a punch strong enough to cause a giant fissure in the ground of the Earth. They back up and Supergirl fires up a giant heat beam. Gohan challenges this with a big Kamehameha. With both beams clashing neither of the fighters let up, and they keep trucking along. The clash ends as they both scream out not wanting the lose as the screen cuts to Goku and Aquaman having a staredown. They stand there for a few moments eyeing their soon to be opponents, trying to think up of their strategies and making a strategy to make this fight as easy as possible for them two, the staredown abrutly ends as Goku opens his mouth)
Goku: Alright! You ready!?
Aquaman: As ready as I will ever be I guess.
Goku: Alright! Here I come!!
(Before anything else happens Goku uses the Instant Transmission in order to get an easy punch onto Arthur, being dazed Goku already activates his Kaioken technique, in order to get a slight powerup and throw a smackdown onto the king of the seas. Goku uppercuts him into the air and then flies to give him a kick, ending the combo with a Kamehameha, however it is soon blocked when Aquaman unleashes his trident and creates a forcefield in order to block the incoming attack. He retaliates by flying to where Goku was and lands a kick and one punch, however it is soon shown that Goku recovers quite quickly and swiftly gets behind Arthur and lands a punch onto him. He stands up and shakes the damage off and looks at his Saiyan adversary, confused on how he already had so much power, he then looks at him and notices the red tint to his aura, noting that for later he points his trident to the air to call a thunderstorm)
Aquaman: Not bad! But I am the king of the seas!
Goku: Yeah I've faced my share of kings before, let me have it!
(The lightning storm comes and Goku easily dodges all of the strikes. He even kicks one right in the air, however it still zaps him. The Saiyan looks at the bolts, not paying attention to his opponent as a kick gets him, and he gets flung into the water. Sighing in relief Aquaman enters the water where he drage Goku down deeper into their depths, The Saiyan raised on Earth breaks out of the hold and nails the king of the seas with a good and solid punch in, followed up with a flip as he flies out of the water to get a grasp of air. Sensing his opponent he charges up a good blast and fires, it missing Aquaman. The king flies up with his trident in order to impale, however this was sensed and it was abruptly dodged as Goku grabs the trident and kicks Aquaman off it. Goku soon follows the Justice League member only to be greeted with a conscious Arthur, and a punch right to the side of his head, with a kick smashing him down, making a crater in the city they are in)
Goku: Man, you're really strong, caught me off guard.
Aquaman: That feeling is mutual, however I do not plan to prolongue this fight any longer!
Goku: Going all out already huh? That's no fun.
Aquaman: No fun? We're here to live not to play games!
Goku: Who said anything about games, I'm itching for a good fight.
Aquaman: I see, well I promise I will deliver on this fight.
(Aquaman flies forward as Goku does the same. They collide fists causing a shockwave powerful enough to easily break the windows behind them, Arthur one ups the fight with a punch clocking Goku right in the nose, blood seeping down the Saiyan's face. It is thusly wiped off his face, as the Saiyan gets into a stance, which signals he is using the Kamehameha once more, with the energy gathering Arthur sees it and wants to stop it, he flies to however Goku uses his own Instant Transmission to get under the king of the seas, catching him completely off guard as the giant blue beam hits him, sending him flying almost to space, however he rolls off the beam before he can gets outside of the planet, he looks down and simply floats down, being covered from wounds from this monumentos fight. He sighs as he picks up his trident that was on the ground and glares over at Goku)
Goku: That's strange, I felt your energy rise when you were in the water.
Aquaman: Well..yeah it's my turf!
Goku: This isn't fun if I can't fight you at your fullest, but I can't breathe down there so hmm....
(After that exchange 18 and Cyborg give one another a staredown, as 18 shoots a blast to test the waters at it is blocked with a reflector shield. This is followed up with Cyborg rushing his his arm cannon and two powerful shots come her way, as they are deflected she is met with a punch to her face, followed up by another punch directly to her gut area. Victor charges up his cannon to her face and fires, however she dodges the shot before it fully connects as she gets him with a punch, one Power Blitz later he is sent flying through space, she chases after and gives him a nice combo before trying to punch him, however he dodges the blow and swings her around, an asteroid comes by and he smashes her right into it, causing it to bust into tiny pieces)
Cyborg: Yeah, I refuse to let my team down.
18: Yeah? Me too.
(18 gets out of Victor‘s clutch as she backs up and powers up to face her mechanical foe. She charges at him and he blocks it quite easily. He gets her with a punch and another blast from his arm cannon is enough to knock her backward. He uses his booster to charge himself toward her, getting her with a chest bump, a laser coming out of his chest. He flies after her and grabs her by the leg, swinging her around and into the moon also, he uses a punch and smashes her, causing an ever greater crater in the celestial body. Not wanting this fight to go any further than it already is he charges his cannon in order to defeat her as soon as possible, it fires and an explosion envelopes the moon, however as the smoke clears he sees that Android 17 has put up a barrier to protect his sister)
17: Having trouble?
18: Maybe.
Cyborg: What the hell? I thought Hal was fighting you!
17: Well, if you’re talking about green spandex then yeah, I guess you can say I took care of him.
(Before Cyborg could do anything about it 17 rushes for him, getting him right in his gut. He spins and hits him with a KI blast in the side of his head. He charges green energy in his hands and hits Victor with multiple punches to his body. He yells as he kicks him to the ground. Cyborg stands up and looks agitated, though he could not get ready to fight 17 as 18 grabs his shoulder causing him to turn back. As he fully turns around a punch greets his face, and when he is flying 17 knocks him down with a hard kick. A combo of punches and kicks injure Victor quite a bit. They charge up a KI blast and fire, however a green shield protects him and it is shown Hal Jordan is still alive and kicking)
GL: No, you didn’t take care of me.
17: Well I’ll have that fixed soon enough.
(The fight between The Flash and Vegeta rages on, Vegeta stomps the ground to stagger the Scarlet Speedster, however it does not work at all and Flash gets another shot in. He runs around the prince of the Saiyans and gets more and more shots in. He charges some electricity in his hand and it zaps Vegeta. He falls to his knees and hands and pants. He stands up staring at the Justice League member and looks completely pissed, he clenches his fists. His veins begin to pop out and begins to gather his energy and aura grows and grows as his hair glows a glint of yellow)
Vegeta: That’s it, you’ve pissed me off for the last damn time!! GRAAHH!!
Flash: Oh? The wind pressure is getting stronger, it's almost as if he's getting stronger.
(Vegeta goes Super Saiyan)
Vegeta: I hope you're ready, this fight has only just begun.
Flash: You uh...changed your hair, if I was stupid I would say that was pointless, but let me guess, you got stronger?
Vegeta: More than you could ever imagine!
(Before anything else Vegeta vanishes from Flash's view appearing behind him going for a swing to his head, Barry looks to his side and dodges right before the punch connected as he goes for a punch. Vegeta actually sees through it and maanges to barely dodge the blow, however another blow gets Vegeta right in the gut. The prince quickly recovers and shakes it off and charges right up a Galick Gun by flying right above the Scarlet Speedster and fires it right now, it is dodged and he jumps to get a good kick right to Vegeta's head. Barry runs as Vegeta flies to follow, they trade a few clases of punches and kicks as they go above an ocean. However this does not stop the Flash, as the clashes go on the same as before, they eventually go into a bustling city as Barry sees his mistake. Trying not to go as hard Vegeta finally clocks him in the face with a good punch)
Flash: Cheap trick pal, bringing me around innocent people.
Vegeta: Hmph, it was not my intention.
Flash: I'm going to make sure that this fight does not get to that city.
(The screen goes to Tien, Yamcha, Batman, and Tien. They aren't doing any fighting as they are just standing there just staring down each of the two teams)
Tien: This..this is bullshit!
Yamcha: Hmm?
Tien: Everyone else is fighting! And we're here..babysitting these two!
GA: Hey! I take offense to that.
Yamcha: What are we going to do Tien? You can feel everyone else, right?
Tien: Yeah! That is what is pissing me off!
Batman: Then why don't you help them?
Tien: Because! We don't know what you two are capable of! Leaving you alone might be suicide!
Yamcha: Tien, how about you go, I can take both of them. I'm more of a deadweight here now thinking of it.
Tien: Hmm...alright! I'm going go to Krillin!
Yamcha: But he seems to be winning.
Tien: Against that monster? Definitely not!
Yamcha: If you say so...
(He goes where Krillin's KI is, and the screen pans to Piccolo and Superman clashing fists)
Piccolo: D..Damn..! It's like you can read all of my moves.
Superman: Maybe I can.
Piccolo: (I can't win this... I just need to buy time for the others) Here I come!!
Superman: Is it really wise to call out when you are attacking?
(Piccolo blitzes over to Supes, going for a punch, it being catched. The wind of said blow being enough to level mountains. They blitz everywhere, leaving ripples in the sky, the blows being felt by the others that are on Earth. Piccolo angrily stretches out his arm for a punch, it being caught and his hand crushed. The Namekian screams out in pain as Superman flies up and punches him. Piccolo got launched into space where Supes is waiting for him to run out of velocity and clenches his hands, when Piccolo gets up to him he smashes the poor Namekian down to earth, his body catching fire while reentering the planet. He crashes down with enough force to cause a magnitude 10 earthquake, Superman flies down to look at Piccolo, his body painfully limping on the ground, barely standing up and shaking it off, barely regaining his posture)
Piccolo: W..What are you...? You're not Saiyan...Namekian...or even...h..human!
Superman: You are correct, I am none of those. However what you should worry about is what is about to happen to you.
(Superman blitzes Piccolo and gets a giant punch off, more than powerful enough to shake the earth over. Piccolo spits blood out as another giant punch gets the Namekian right in the gut. The Kryptonian walks over to Piccolo's limp body. He seems broken, no bones seem to be functioning properly. Piccolo tries to stand up however is interrupted when Superman spoke up "Don't get up. This battle is over, you played all of your cards and you have lost, you can continue, but for what reason, you already know you have lost! Just stay down and live for another day, we already know how many die everyday" Piccolo grumbles for a minute, stumbling barely on his feet, however is interrupted as he falls to the ground, trying his best to stand up. Superman sighs as he hears around to the closest person that could use his assisstance, and he feels that Goku and Aquaman are the closest by)
Goku: Ah...haha. Alright! I think that is it for a warm up!
Aquaman: Wait, warmup?
Goku: Hrraagh!
(Goku in enveloped in a golden aura and his hair starts to spike. The air around him starting to go out of control, making even Arthur stumble a little bit. Aquaman looks on as Goku fully transforms into a Super Saiyan, while he cannot sense KI, Aquaman already knows that this is a big jump in power. He braces himself as Goku disappears from sight, clocking Arthur with a strong punch, and then he is met with the Meteor Combination, Goku charges up a Kamehameha and fires. The trident is spun with it being blocked and being repelled back. Aquaman stabs the trident into the ground and lets out a hardy laugh. He points the trident and flies at Goku. The trident gets blocked with his fingertip, however this was just the opening that Arthur needs it has he jumps up from the trident and clocks Goku with a good punch)
Aquaman: I see! You are able to transform to higher points of existance!
Goku: That is one way to put it.
(Superman flies down to greet Aquaman and Goku)
Aquaman: Clark?
Superman: Arthur, I can assist you.
Goku: What? That's no fair.
Aquaman: Aha! Don't worry Clark I am quite enjoying myself! I will not need the assistance!
Superman: This is a fight for our lives, do you really think it is necessary?
Goku: Hey, lord of the ocean?
Aquaman: Hm?
Goku: Can I fight him for a bit? He seems really strong.
Aquaman: Much more than me.
Goku: Can I have a fight with him?
Superman: Alright, I'll play for a bit.
(Goku and Superman have a short staredown before they both instantly go out of Aquaman's sight and clash fists. Both of the alien fights getting flung back as a result. Goku gets back to his feet first and flies toward his adversary, however Superman also gets back up and does the same thing. Both of their forearms clashs as they staredown, Goku punches and Supes retaliates also with a punch. The shockwave of it being enough to push back Arthur slightly, his jaw dropping at the power output by both of the alien fighters. Vegeta stops in the middle of his fight to feel the power output of the two fighters for a moment, Flash was going for a punch however he is a little confused on why his opponent just stopped right in the middle of his fight, and why he looks a bit surprised)
Vegeta: Damn you Kakarot! He was mine!
Flash: Um....helloooooo?
Vegeta: Grr...you're always trying to one up me!
Flash: Hello!? Fastest man alive? Anything? Guess I need to get your attention.
(Barry knocks Vegeta out of his hate-filled delusion as he gets a good punch in. He blitzes over the now golden Getes and gets a decent combo of attacks in, ending the combo off with lightning forming in his hand, shocking the prince of the Saiyans into an abandoned building. He steps in looking around, normally this would've been a good sneak attack, however Vegeta decides to yell and charge into Barry, him easily dodging it and kicking him in the air. When Vegeta hits the ceiling and falls to the ground Flash clocks him with a nice right hook. Being cocky Flash runs at and punches at the prince, the punch actually being caught by the prince, and Vegeta finally gets a shot in with a punch. He screams and manages to get a combo of punches and kicks off, right before Barry remembered that he is the fastest man alive and dodges, getting a nice kick into the temple)
Flash: Remember man, you don't turn your back on the fastest man alive, ever.
Vegeta: It was a lucky shot, don't get cocky.
Flash: Damn, I must be the luckiest man then.
Vegeta: Hmph, you've barely hurt me.
Flash: Maybe it did maybe it didn't, but I can tell you're getting out of breath.
Vegeta: Out of breath!? I've barely reached my fighting limit.
(Vegeta shrugs off some dirt that was on his shoulder and powers up, when he goes to a punch the screen pans to Cyborg punching 17, sending him away. 18 attempts to kick him, however the Green Lantern grabs her and sends her through the moon. 17 looks up and sees his sis have some trouble. Cyborg charges up a pulse laser to send through the hole, however after it fires a barrier protects the hole and a strong kick is delivered right into his temple, he gets backwards as 17 pulls his sister out of the hole. Hal picks Cyborg up and they all 4 have quite a hefty staredown. All of them charge a blast and the following explosion is enough to send all of them flying out of the gravity of the moon, they gain their posture and 18 throws out a blast, Hal blocking it)
17: You okay?
18: Yeah, I am!
GL: Wanna give up you two?
17: Sorry, I have no intentions to at this moment.
GL: Your funeral I guess.
Cyborg: You should really take his offer into consideration, not our faults if you get hurt.
18: Funny, I was about to say that exact same thing.
(The screen pans to Wonder Woman and Trunks flying alongside each other, clashing with blows that shake the waves around them. Trunks sends 5 KI Blasts her way and she simply deflects them with her bracelets, being able to close the distance she gets Trunks with a hard punch to his face. He falls into the ocean and she promptly follows. While she is unable to see him he fires a powerful Finish Buster to her. Wonder Woman grabs it and struggles with it for a moment, however she launches it upward, it going straight up into space where it decipates. Trunks grunts as she catches up to him, him needing to go right into SSJ to take the punch she is about to deliver. Now in his golden state he swifly goes behind her and nails her with a kick in the back of her head, when he does this he goes to the surface and takes in a breath of air and shakes it off)
Wonder Woman (Just getting out of the water): So...you died your hair huh?
Trunks: Trust me lady, it is a slight bit more than just dying my hair.
Wonder Woman: Well we'll see about that.
(Trunks flies swiftly over to her and they begin to collide each other. Wonder Woman uses her sword and tries to cut at him however it is nicely dodged, the blade only cutting a few strands of hair. While she missed Trunks gets in a nice punch right to her gut. While she is recoiling from the blow he gets a nice kick in, while she is flying away he charges and fires a beam right to her. She barely has enough time to block it with her shield, through the beam Trunks comes and kicks the shield away. While that is happening Wonder Woman finds the time to get a good punch to Trunks' cheek. She recollects the fight realizing that this fight will not be as easy as she has anticipated it to be, as that is shown the screen pans back to Superman and Goku)
Goku: Phew! You're really strong, even as a Super Saiyan I can tell when I am completely outmatched, however I'm not gonna just give in.
Superman: I can at least say you're doing better than the green one from before?
Goku: Ah you're the one Piccolo fought right? Hmm, good, you didn't kill him.
Superman: I took him out of commision, that's all I needed.
(Superman and Goku collide both fists, causing a shockwave that sends Aquaman flying, and even stopping Martian Manhunter in his tracks for a second. Krillin tries to get a cheeky kick in however he disappears and kicks him down. "Yes, it seems like he is the strongest of the team...followed by the one that Barry is fighting. That is good info" J'onn thinks to himself as he punches Krillin right in the gut, blood spurting out his mouth. He tries for another punch however he is clocked in the back with a dodonpa ray from Tien. "HEY YOU! I AM YOUR OPPONENT NOW!" Tien yells as he flies down and clocks him with a nice punch in the face, that turns the Manhunter around as Krillin regains his posture and gets a nice kick in, Tien and Krillin both barrage him with many KI Blasts, accumulating damage to the point of making him nothing but a gory puddle on the ground)
Tien: Did we get him?
Krillin: God I wish it was that easy, but no we didn't.
MM: Well that was...surprising.. I think it is my turn for attack don't you think?
Tien: Damn it what the hell is he!?
(Before anything else Manhunter blitzes Tien and kicks him, he flies behind the triclops and uses his elbow to smash him to the ground. Krillin attempts to fight however his efforts are ultimately thwarted and he is kicked right onto his human companion. The martian looks on from the sky and just chuckles a little bit. He flies high up into the atmosphere in the blink of an eye, Tien and Krillin both stand up and take a breath, however their second of breath ends as J'onn smashes down from the Stratosphere, causing an earthquake that is much over a magnitude 10, however this time Tien was ready and uses a clone of himself to hold onto the Martian Manhunter, the real Tien charges a big Tri Beam right to his face, and fires. A bunch of martian guts fly everywhere and Krillin shoots a giant blast in the air, and a bunch of it goes down to the guts, dispersing it even more, making it hard for J'onn to fully regenerate)
Tien: *pant* *pant* this is getting damn nowhere Krillin!
Krillin: I know Tien! But we need to hold out..just for a little longer!
(The screen pans back to Yamcha just looking at Bats and Green Arrow, not knowing exactly what to do, other than make sure they do not do anything that funny)
GA: Heh, must be weird for you to play babysit huh?
Yamcha: *Sigh* I know, I really thought I was gonna be part of the action.
GA: I mean, you can go, what are us humans going to do.
Yamcha: Unfortunately I wish I could go off of that thought process, but you may have something up your sleeve, maybe a bomb of sorts.
GA: I do have explosive tipped arrows.
Batman: So how long do you intend not to help your friends out?
Yamcha: Is that your attempt to guilt trip me?
Batman: No, it's just on how you all seem to be friends, you don't want to help your friends..
Yamcha: Yeah? That is just how this works I guess, I don't want to do this as much as you two don't want to be watched...to be honest...I would just get in the way.
Batman: I see.
(As that conversation is going on, Gohan and Supergirl collide a kick, both of them getting shot back through the shockwave. Gohan flips up and shoots a mighty Masenko, it blasting Supergirl far away. He follows this up by flying toward her, kicking her and then using a Soaring Dragon Strike, hurting the female Kryptonian quite a lot. He grunts and then a combo of punches and kicks goes her way, one more KI empowered kick later and she is hit right into the ground. She slwoly and weakly gets up as Gohan cracks his neck, waiting for her response of attack. Her response his heat vision to melt the ground that Gohan is standing on, causing him to lose balance and she gets a good punch in, causing Gohan to fly into a mountain, she punches him on the mountain, it shattering right under her mighty strength, and he flies to the ground, coughing up a bit of blood)
Supergirl: Had enough yet?
Gohan: Gah...I have not. I will win!
(Gohan grunts and he stands up, wiping his mouth he powers up. He seemingly teleports under Supergirl, and uses the Soaring Dragon Strike sending his Kryptonian opponent high into the sky. He appears in front of hear and kicks her ribs, then fires a Kamehameha her way, with her narrowly dodging it. Her head darts toward Gohan and they glow red, and a giant red beam comes from them. Gohan quickly fires a Masenko, however he did not have enough time to charge the beam and gets instantly overwhelmed in the struggle. He makes the decision to ditch the beam and barely dodge the heat beam. Supergirl flies in and tries to punch him, however he has anticipated ths and grabs her arm, flying down dragging her down to the soft ground, making a big crater. When he has her pinned he hits her with a multitude of punches and then kicks her. He flies up and purs his hands to his own head and golden energy starts to form on them)
Gohan: MASENKO....HA!!!!!
(A giant Masenko fires down and causes an explosion that can be seen from horizons away. As the dust clears Supergirl appears to be defeated as Gohan tries to fly away, but a head beam singing his cheek as he turned around and sees her standing up looking straight back at him. They fly at each other as Cyborg fires blasts at the two cyborg Z-Fighters, them getting dodged. However as they were dodging Hal appears in front of 17, getting him with a big punch from his lantern ring. The Green Lantern puts his arm to the side and his arms get covered by spiked gauntlets, and he rushes toward 18 getting her with a few good punches, ending it off with a kick down back to the moon. Cyborg grabs her by the hair and smashes her down to the ground a few times and ends it off with a blast from his cannon to her face)
GL: Well, I think that roughly ends this huh?