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(RWBY vs. Marvel)
Powerful women are everywhere. But the strongest of them all are the most beautiful.
INTRO[]
Wiz: Over the last few centuries, women have changed the status quo.
Boomstick: But the ones we're looking at made it both possible to literally kick anyone's ass and look damn good while doing that.
Wiz: Jennifer Walters, the Sensational She-Hulk.
Boomstick: And Yang Xiao Long, the golden heavy hitter of Team RWBY.
Wiz: I'm Wizard and he's Boomstick. And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to figure out who would win a DEATH BATTLE!
YANG IS ARMED AND READY FOR DEATH BATTLE[]
Boomstick: Guns, monsters, creepy overpowered witches and did I mention guns? The land of Remnant is a bitchin' awesome place. But not as awesome as Yang Xiao Long.
Wiz: Yang was the first daughter of Taiyang Xiao Long and after losing her mother due to unknown circumstances, Yang was trained by her uncle, Qrow Branwen.
Boomstick: After 17 years of training, Yang went off to Beacon Academy with her younger sister, Ruby Rose. She passed the intro exam with flying colors and punching. Hell yeah!!
Wiz: She was one of the best fighters in the school and was enjoying her time as a destructive thrill-seeker. Until one day, her right arm was cut off by Adam Taurus during the battle of Vale.
Boomstick: So much tragedy that day.
Wiz: Ever since that day, Yang has still remained to be the quip quoting, ass-kicking Huntress we know and love. Boomstick? Care to talk about her weapons?
Boomstick: Hell. Fucking. Yes! Since Yang is used to punching instead of shooting, she got her signiture SHOTGUN GAUNTLETS!!!
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Wiz: These are her Ember Celica, a pair of dual range shot gauntlets. Each gauntlets can unload up to 12 shots without reloading and come with an interesting... kick.
Boomstick: That kick would just so happen to be that it can literally launch HER INTO THE SKY!!
Wiz: Her ammunition for the Ember Celica varies from:
- Orange ammunition for long range attacks,
- Red ammunition for explosives.
Not to mention she also has an semblance.
Boomstick: What the hell's an semblance? Well, a semblance is a kind of power that comes from a person's aura. Kinda like Ki from Dragon Ball or a x-gene from X-Men.
Wiz: In short, yes. Yang's semblance is called, "Burn." This allows her to absorb the damage done to her and dish it back twice as much. But it does have flaws. For example, she isn't invincible, which is how she lost her arm to Adam Taurus and she can still lose her aura.
Boomstick: But this does come with some perks. Her semblace can work without her aura and this doubles the amount of damage she can dish out!
Wiz: That's fair.
Boomstick: But she does have some side effects that look badass, like her red eyes and flaming hair. Wait.
Wiz: What?
Boomstick: Is she a Super Saiyan?
Wiz: No...
Boomstick: But she looks like one, just more badass?
Wiz: Yes...?
Boomstick: Hell yes. With her powers, she has defeated:
Junior's entire gang,
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feel 10,000 feet through the air and hit the ground, fought Beowolves for an entire day and one time, DESTROYED A FUCKING ROBOT.
Wiz: Yes, but Yang is far from invincible. After her arm was cut off, she decided to only use Burn as a last resort. On top of that, she isn't very skilled against people who mostly use kicking attacks, or someone like Neopolitan.
Boomstick: But damn it, she's one girl who will punch your ass off, literally.
DEATH BATTLE IS SMASHED BY SHE-HULK[]
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Wiz: Sometimes we depend on family more than we realize. Bruce Banner and his cousin, Jennifer Walters learned that the hard way.
Boomstick: Wait, what the fu--
Wiz: Not what you think. Bruce Banner was treated horribly as a child, thus solidifying the mindset of the Hulk in Bruce's subconscious. Not to mention he was turned into the Hulk and was chased by the United States Army, so trustworthy people were hard to come by, family members or not.
Boomstick: But all that changed when he met his cousin, Jennifer Walters. Jen being Bruce's relative, welcomed him with open arms.
Wiz: But she was also a lawyer, who had enemies who would happily kill her.
Boomstick: So they tried to put a hit on her and they got a shot on her.
Wiz: Bleeding to death, Bruce had no choice but to give her a blood transfusion to save his only family member left. Since he was in hiding and wanted no attention towards him, he turned into the Hulk and ran away.
Boomstick: Asshole.
Wiz: Of course, even in the hospital, Jennifer wasn't safe. That night, a couple of hitmen came in, trying to kill her but Jennifer felt, different.
Boomstick: Her body got bigger, she got more muscular and damn it if she wasn't about to be the hottest babe ever. Jennifer became, the Senational SHE-HULK. Oh yeah and she kicked those hitmen's asses.
Wiz: And so then, Jennifer began a life of fighting crime and bringing justice in a way that couldn't be done in a courtroom.
Boomstick: Even to kidnap a guy who lost a trail to her on his way to prison, kill the guard and--
Wiz: No. Not. That. We avoid the controversial subjects.
Boomstick: Thank God.
Wiz: With her new life, She-Hulk developed powers similar to that of Bruce Banner, but with a slight glitch. Jennifer wasn't faced with mental trauma the same way Bruce was, so therefore Jennifer and She-Hulk were not seperate personalities, but were one and the same person.
Boomstick: What the fuck does that mean?
Wiz: All power, no alternate personality. Some of those powers are:
- Super strength,
- Super speed,
- And near invunrability.
In fact, it's a miracle Bruce's blood worked on her as fast as it did.
Boomstick: No shit Wiz. He's the Hulk! He pulled himself back together after being chopped into pieces! Oh, and he ate a guy.
Wiz:... Ew.
Boomstick: She's also got the Gamma Gauntlets. These babies were made by Bruce Banner, as a kind of Anti-Hulk weapon. These make her punches even tougher than ever.
Wiz: But aside from that, She Hulk has used her abilities to complete these feats:
- Throwing a bulldozer,
- Smashed Diamond,
- Fought Rogue,
- Took down the Android Vision and even TORE HIM APART.
- Broke free of Venom's grip with FLEXING.
- Crushed a full size bank vault into the size of a ball,
- Jumped on top of Stilt Man,
- Killed the Silver Serpent by cracking it like a whip,
- Lifted 85 tons with a single arm,
- Threw a tank,
- Survived the Baxter Building blowing up,
- Dodged Mjolnir
- And even tripped the Whizzer!
Boomstick: Is taking a whiz a superpower now?
Wiz: No, Whizzer could run fast.
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Boomstick: So, he can pee really fast?
Wiz: Moving on, She-Hulk is not entirely invincible. She had been killed by single missile and doesn't like the cold.
Boomstick: You have got to be shitting me.
Wiz: Nope.
Boomstick: FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--
PRE-BATTLE[]
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set and we've run the data through all possibilities.
Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!!!
DEATH BATTLE[]
(Yang walks out of a bar, with eight people out of windows or on the ground. She walks up to Avengers Tower and knocks on the door.)
Yang: Hey!! Anybody there?
Stark (Via screen by the door.): Who the hell are you?
Yang: Yang Xiao Long. You sent an invite to join your little "Super Team."
Stark: Oh yeah! Come on in.
(Jennifer Walters is the gym, punching a punching bag when Iron Man and Yang walk in. Jen turns around and confronts the two.)
Jen: Is this the newbie?
Yang: Who's this?
Iron Man: Yang, Jen Walters, known as the She-Hulk. Walters, this is Yang Xiao Long. She might join the Avengers if...
Jen: If?
Yang: If I fight you and win.
Jen (smiling): Deal.
(Jen and Yang stand in a boxing ring about 10 feet apart. Jen pulls off her regular boxing gloves and puts on the Gamma Gauntlets. Yang reloads her Ember Ceilia and smiles.)
Jen: Alright blondie, remember this:
(Yang flings her hair back and gets into a fighting stance.)
Jen: Try to take me out before I get angry.
Yang: Same here.
FIGHT!!!
(Yang charges at Jen. Jen dodges the punch and knees her in the stomach. Yang rolls over and jumps back on her feet. Jen then punches Yang in the head, leaving no damage. Needing to give Yang more of a challenge, Jen kicks her in the stomach, punches her in the head several times and throws her into a punching bag. Yang dishes back more damage by hitting Jen several times, causing her head to bleed. Finally, Yang punches Jen into a wall, shattering part of the gym.)
Yang: I win.
(Under the debre, a green light glows, with angry growls coming from underneath. The debre flies in every which direction as She Hulk roars and jumps out.)
She Hulk: Wow, this is really lighting my fire!
Yang: My god, I'd thought this would be a challenge.
(Yang and She Hulk run at each other and punch, causing a massive shockwave.)
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(She Hulk kicks Yang across the room, send her flying out of the building and into at least six more buildings. Yang jumps out, She Hulk charging at her. The two clash in the city streets. Yang crashing into a subway station and sees She Hulk pick up a car and throw it.)
Yang: Oh, yeah. Now we're talking.
(Yang punches the car right back at She Hulk, almost destroying the car. She Hulk thows more cars and even a hot dog vendor at Yang, only for those to deflect back at She Hulk.)
She Hulk: You're tough. That's pretty good. But fist can't break bulletproof skin.
Yang: Really? I may not be a science major, but let's put these bullets to the test.
(Yang empties the shell casings on to the ground and reloads with Red Shells. She cracks her neck and gets into a fighting stance. She Hulk looks at a car and rips it in half. After picking the pieces up, She Hulk charges at Yang. Yang smiles as she unleashes a hoarde of bullets on She Hulk, blowing up on her and creating a giant pile of smoke.)
Yang (Turning around): Well, that was fun.
She Hulk: SMASH!!!
(She Hulk jumps into the air and smashed Yang, who blocks the attack, causing the glass in multiple buildings to shatter and the ground to give out underneath them. They land in the subway and this gives She Hulk an idea. Yang sees a train coming but is powerless as She Hulk grabs her by the hair and slams her head first into the train causing a ton of damage and destroys the street above the subway tunnel. Multiple cars crash into other buildings, even knocking down three buildings. She Hulk jumps out with some scars that heals up very quickly. Doing some stretches, She Hulk feels that victory is almost near. But then Yang bursts out of the ground and laughs.)
Yang: Man, you're good! How are you so tough?
She Hulk: Oh, just a bit of gamma radiation and a blood transfusion. But that's not really important right now.
Yang: You're fight. This is!
(Yang starts the fight up again by firing more red and orange bullets on She Hulk. They have no effect. Yang throws more punches and she launches She Hulk atleast a few feet into the air. She Hulk gets back up and charges at Yang and uppercuts her in the stomach and Yang is launched into the air. Before she can act, Yang is punched by She Hulk, who jumped in the air, grabs a handful of hair then knees her in the face. Yang feels a pain in her head and sees a few golden hairs in She Hulk's hand. Yang. Is. Pissed.)
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(Yang's semblace Burn is activated as Yang sends herself flying through the sky and smashes her body into She Hulk, crashing into the contrete streets below, causing more damage. She Hulk is trapped on the ground with Yang, Semblace activated and everything, on top of her punching She Hulk over and over and over again. Yang roars with anger while multiple fists punch and start damaging the green skin under her fists. She Hulk begins to feel her blood pouring and lifts the only body part that wasn't stapled down by Yang's punches: Her legs. Wrapping her thighs around Yang's waist, Yang beings to focus her strength on She Hulk's legs. With only one chance, Yang is headbutted by She Hulk, breaking Yang's Aura. She Hulk wraps her legs around Yangs head and snaps her neck, killing Yang instantly.)
She Hulk (Dropping Yang's body.): You're good kid. But just not quite as good as me.
K.O.!!!
POST BATTLE[]
Wiz: Well, that was very... interesting.
Boomstick: Well, that's just a typical catfight from where I come from. Except the death by snu-snu.
Wiz: Yang is a very skilled fighter and could have won. But that is if She Hulk only used her hands, like Yang does. Because She Hulk uses all her limbs, she can do a lot of damage more than her cousin. On top of that, She Hulk out classes Yang.
Boomstick: She Hulk dodged Thor's hammer, Mjolnir right? That Hammer crossed the universe in under one minute, She Hulk dodged that easily, but Yang was just not as fast, or weirdly enough just not as strong. And being strong is Yang's strong suite!
Wiz: And her Aura only could last for so long and take so much damage. She Hulk survived the Baxter Building blowing up in her face, while Yang lost her arm with a single slice of a sword. Yang could keep up, but just not for long.
Boomstick: Don't you mean--
Wiz: No! NO! Don't say it!
Boomstick: Ahem!
Wiz: NOOO!!!
Boomstick: Yang could keep up, just not--
Wiz: Stop!
Boomstick: for
Wiz: AAAAGHH!!
Boomstick: Xiao Long.
Wiz: NOOOOOOO!!! You ruined the end of this episode!!!
Boomstick: The winner is She Hulk.