Wonder Woman VS Princess Peach is an upcoming What-If? Death Battle episode by AceOfSpaces3709
Description[]
DC Comics VS Nintendo! Two iconic princesses with magical powers battle it out in this latest episode of Death Battle. Who’ll be the fairest in the land? The Fierce Greek Demigoddess? Or The Kindhearted Star child Of The Mushroom Kingdom?
Interlude[]
(Cue: Wiz And Boomstick - Brandon Yates)
Wiz: Princesses, they’ve come in all shapes and sizes and have appeared in many forms of media.
Boomstick: Many are peaceful damsels and many are fierce fighters.
Wiz: But one thing they all have in common is that they’ll do anything to keep their lands safe.
Boomstick: Like Wonder Woman, The Greek Demigoddess of Themyscira.
Wiz: And Princess Peach, The Kindhearted Starchild Of The Mushroom Kingdom.
Boomstick: He’s Wiz and I’m Boomstick.
Wiz: And it’s our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.
Wonder Woman[]
Wiz: Somewhere far out in the Earth’s Oceans exists an island called Themyscira. A land full of lush greenery that’s solely populated by attractive women.
Boomstick: Like I said before Wiz. It’s my ideal vacation
Wiz: Good luck even trying to step foot on Themyscira because entering the island as a man is punishable by death, not to mention any intruder who leaves the area will instantly forget it’s location along with knowledge of it’s existence.
Boomstick: Aw man. I guess I’m crossing that off my bucket list.
Wiz: These particular women were known as Amazons, a race of super humans that were forged by the Greek Gods to serve as messengers of peace for mankind.
Boomstick: However after a long battle The Amazons grew fed up with humanity and decided to escape to a remote island where they’d be free from all the problems of “Man’s World”.
Wiz: The Amazons would remain at peace and security for centuries until one day, that would forever change when a WWII fighter plane crashed upon the shores.
Boomstick: Once they found out that a man was on their island. The Amazons were obviously pissed and quickly incapacitated the lucky troop for interrogation.
Wiz: However it did not take long for them to realize that the soldier posed no threat to them and that him appearing on the island was no more than a mere accident.
Boomstick: So they decided that perhaps it was time to give man’s world another chance and that they’d return the soldier peacefully.
Wiz: But before that, they needed a representative of their island. So the Amazons held a large tournament to decide the winner.
Boomstick: The Games were long and intense. The final challenge was to successfully block bullets at point blank range. Seriously, what kind of tournament was this?
Wiz: Every Amazon who participated in this challenge failed miserably. All except for one, who was one of their youngest as well as the queen's very own daughter. Diana.
Boomstick: Being a child of Royalty as well as a freaking demigod! Diana was always destined for greatness.
Wiz: Molded in clay by her mother Hippolyta and given life by her father Zeus. Diana was also blessed with the beauty of Aphrodite, the wisdom of Athena, the strength of Hercules and the speed of Hermes.
Boomstick: Diana is also incredibly talented. She's trained in combat for all her life, she's skilled at equestrian and even has an invisible jet!
Wiz: Which is pretty useless considering she has the ability to fly. Thanks to her blessings she also has super strength, speed and durability. She can also call to the Greek Gods for more blessings with Hippolyta's light which boosts her statistics for a short time.
Boomstick: Despite being a natural born hand-to-hand, Wondie carries a wide arsenal of gear and weaponry with her.
Wiz: She wears her bracelets of submission. Two metal cuffs forged by the God Hephaestus. They are almost indestructible, able to shrug off bullets, weapon strikes and even Darkseid's Omega Beams which can erase people from existence.
Boomstick: And after receiving an upgrade from her ugly half brother, she can now pull out almost any gadget she needs from her bracelets. I wish I could do that with my shotgun.
Wiz: Not to mention the bracelets also serve as inhibitors that restrict her true power to prevent her from going overboard. Should she remove them, her powers increase immensely.
Boomstick: Shadow The Hedgehog called, he wants his rings back!
Wiz: Another Signature weapon she carries is the Lasso Of Truth, an ancient Amazonian relic that Diana can use to ensnare her opponents. The lasso can also force targets to tell the truth and can even correct lies in genes!
Boomstick: Doesn't that sound a bit suggestive?
Wiz: It WAS… But we don't talk about it. Anyway her last old weapon is her Tiara which she can throw like a boomerang and is sharp enough to slit Superman's throat!
Boomstick: But her best weapon is perhaps her magic Sword Of Athena which is way sharper than her tiara, as it can literally slice away atoms!
Wiz: Don’t believe it? Superman didn’t either, so he asked Wonder Woman to split an atom right in front of him. Safe to say it blew up in their faces
Boomstick: That’s what best friends are for am I right?
Wiz: If it’s not obvious already, Wonder Woman is pretty tough. She can take hits from the likes of Superman, Ares and Professor Zoom who the Flash described as being able to hit with the force of a dwarf star!
Boomstick: Which is equivalent to at least 16 Octillion Tons Of TNT! Enough power to destroy Earth over 264 thousand times over!
Wiz: She also once caught the latter off guard while blinded, But perhaps her most impressive speed feat was when she blocked the shattered god.
Boomstick: To give context, the shattered god is a dude who was broken into trillions upon trillions of pieces that were scattered across every corner of the universe and his pieces were all hurtled towards Earth at once to which wondie was able to block all of them. Every. Single. One. Talk about ridiculous.
Wiz: Wonder Woman is also incredibly strong. She's held back a planetary earthquake, resisted an artificial black hole and even moved both Earth and the Moon.
Boomstick: Don't forget Wiz, Wondie didn't do the latter alone considering she had help from Superman, Martian Manhunter and Green Lantern.
Wiz: Yes as we've covered twice already. Dividing the Earth's weight amongst the three heroes we found that Wonder Woman is capable of pulling at least 2 quintillion tons! Enough to push large moons and even small planets!
Boomstick: Hot Damn! No wonder she's such a powerful fighter, Batman himself considers her to be the best brawler in the world and this is coming from the same guy who can escape nearly anything, has knowledge of 127 different martial arts and even trained under Liam freaking Neeson!
Wiz: She's also beaten most of Justice League while blindfolded, Overpowered a combined attack from the Olympus and just recently, obtained enough power to rival Perpetua, An Outerversal god who created the entire DC Multiverse!
Boomstick: But fear not Death Battle readers, We'll only be using Wonder Woman's normal powers for this match-up.
Wiz: As great as Wonder Woman is she has her flaws, her physical characteristics fall flat when compared to the likes of Superman and Martian Manhunter. Not to mention she can easily be harmed and even killed by piercing weapons such as knives, spears and also bullets.
Boomstick: But if you put that aside there's plenty of reasons to see why Wonder Woman is one of the most badass Super Heroine's in Comic Book History.
Wonder Woman: ''There is my true responsibility, combat. Leave them to me!''
Wonder Woman charges into battle, slicing an attacking parademon in two.
Princess Peach[]
Wiz: If you think you've seen it all, than obviously you haven't been to the Mushroom Kingdom.
Boomstick: This is a magical land that has grassy plains, squeaky midgets, walking mushrooms and traumatic sentient pianos!
Wiz: But perhaps the most prominent thing about The Mushroom Kingdom is the lone castle that stands at it's center, resided in by it's owner; Princess Peach.
Boomstick: Princess Toadstool or ''Peach'' as she prefers to go by, is the gentle warmhearted monarch of the Mushroom kingdom.
Wiz: But despite having an entire army by her side, she always falls victim to kidnapping by the Koopa King Bowser.
Boomstick: Yeah it's not even funny! she can't even go a single second without being captured whether it's baking goods for Mario, relaxing in a garden, being snatched while on vacation or even having her castle yanked into space by a UFO!
Wiz: Despite being a damsel in distress, Princess Peach has shown that she is actually capable of fending for herself. You see Peach isn't your average pretty face, she is a what’s known as a Star Child.
Boomstick: Peach is one of seven in fact, They are beings that were born with ridiculous amounts of power.
Wiz: Like Mario, Peach has super strength, durability and is capable of jumping large distances.
Boomstick: She can levitate in the air for short periods of time and she can use a wide variety of magic.
Wiz: Peach is a user of white magic in particular, a force that can dispel curses and dark forces. She can use it to heal others including herself, create bubble shields, put people to sleep and rain bombs down from the sky.
(Popup: She can also forge weapons made of energy, slow down time and disable opponents of their abilities.)
Boomstick: She can also weaponize her own emotions! Sadness increases her speed, relaxing heals her, happiness allows her to fly along with the ability to create tornadoes and anger surrounds her in a barrier of fire as well as the ability to generate earthquakes. I don’t see why she doesn’t get angry more often.
Wiz: Just like the Italian brothers Peach also carries a set of power-ups she can exclusively use.
Boomstick: Like the classic fire flower which allows peach to shoot balls of fire of varying size.
Wiz: With the Double Cherry, Peach can create an exact duplicate of herself, where she can spawn a total of five at a time.
Boomstick: The Super Bell turns her into a cat where she can climb walls, scratch opponents and move much faster.
Wiz: The Mega Mushroom grows her to several meters tall where she can knock over anything on contact and allows her to be nearly invincible for a short time.
Boomstick: But perhaps her strongest power-up is the White Tanooki Leaf which will come to her if she’s in trouble.
Wiz: The White Tanooki Leaf is basically the same as the original Tanooki Leaf but it grants Peach permanent invincible where she can kill any enemy she’s up against in one hit.
Boomstick: However if Toadstool needs to bring out the big guns she goes “Empress Peach” where she grows glowing pink wings and delivers a powerful kick. Hey remember when she used that move to finish off Zelda? HAHAHAHAHAHA! Good times.
Wiz: Being a Star Child, Princess Peach should be comparable to others in Strength, Speed and raw power meaning anything characters like the Mario brothers and bowser have done. She can probably do too.
Boomstick: She should be similar to Mario who once lugged around a solid gold Chain Chomp and effortlessly kicked away Larry’s Castle like it was a giant soccer ball!
Wiz: In the past we’ve calculated the castle to weigh around 48 million tons! At least 12 times heavier than The Palace Of Parliment, which is the heaviest building on Earth!
(Popup: Peach should also be comparable to fellow star child Donkey Kong who once punched a moon out of orbit that was calculated to weigh 31 billion tons!)
Boomstick: While the star children lack speed when it comes to movement, they greatly make up for it in reactions. As Peachy should again be comparable to Mario who is capable of reacting to being shot towards galaxies from a launch star.
Wiz: According to my calculations by realistically comparing the distance between galaxies and analyzing the time it takes for Mario to land it his destination, I’ve concluded that Peach should be capable of reacting at over 320 Trillion times faster than Light!
Boomstick: she’s probably even faster as Mario’s capable of reacting to Bowser who tagged his fat friend Lubba’s starship which can travel past galaxy clusters in seconds.
Wiz: High balling this, by counting some of the Galaxy clusters in the area and measuring the time it takes to cross it, assuming Bowser attacked the ship as it arrived without any sort of preparation. Peach must be capable of possibly reacting at around 27 Quadrillion times the speed of light!
Boomstick: Toadstool is also capable of holding her own against and even defeating beings wielding Power Stars, and as I mentioned before, those things are no joke.
Wiz: Yes as Boomstick’s mentioned twice now, the power stars are reoccurring items that can create and destroy realms that can be as large as galaxies!
Boomstick: And considering it’s been stated that the star children carry a similar if not the same amount of power, it’s perfectly reasonable and consistent to put Peach at this level.
Wiz: And it shows as she once sent bowser flying with her parasol, provided assistance in defeating universal threats like Dimentio and Tabuu, not to mention she once saved Mario, Luigi and her entire kingdom from Bowser all by herself.
Boomstick: Hey Wiz, I have a question. If Peach is so powerful how come she gets kidnapped all the time?
Wiz: Well Boomstick, that’s what leads to her downfall. Despite her being a powerful fighter she’s preferably a pacifist, rarely getting angry or even raising a finger should a threat arise which is why Bowser is able to easily kidnap her.
Boomstick: (Groans) But other than that, considering that she’s appeared in more games than any other female character. It’s safe to say that she’s stood the tests of time and remains as perhaps the most iconic princess in Video Game History.
Princess Peach: “Listen everyone, let’s all bake a delicious cake... For Mario”
Peach, two Toads and Mario than turn around and walk into the castle.
Intermission[]
Wiz: All right the combatants are set and we’ve run the data through all possibilities.
Boomstick: Enough talk! No Ads, No Sponsors and no more wasting time! Let’s start a Death Battle!!!
Intro[]
Somewhere over the North Atlantic Ocean...
Our episode begins at the middle of the open sea, a bright pink and white airplane is seen flying by, inside the passenger cabin were Mario and Princess Peach. After having previously been on an Odyssey that dragged them across both Earth and the moon, the two star children were utterly exhausted. During a conversation with her father figure Toadsworth, he suggested that it would be a good idea if they had a vacation all to themselves. The old toad said that he’d heard of an exotic island that was South-East of New Donk City called Themyscira. He said he’d heard that the island was shrouded in many tales of mystery and mythology, telling of bustling nature and lost treasures, he jokingly suggested that if they ever got bored, they could go on a little island adventure.
The mushroom princess loved this idea, after all it had been decades since they last went on a vacation and strangely enough she and Mario had barely gotten older. So a few days later she and Mario boarded the familiar plane and departed, leaving Toadsworth and Mario's young brother Luigi to guard the kingdom, They didn’t have any worries about Bowser showing up as they believed it would take quite a while for him to come back after being marooned on Earth’s natural satellite. The flashback was interrupted by a sound on the intercom, the toad piloting the vehicle announced that they’ll prepare to make a decent onto the oncoming island.
Meanwhile On The Island Of Themyscira...
Wonder Woman is seen standing in a training ground surveying as a mentor for an upcoming generation of Amazon warriors, everything seemed to be following schedule, until the demi-goddess heard a faint sound resembling that of an airplane engine emanating from behind her. She turned around to face the source, low and behold she saw a brightly colored jet descending over the forest line and into the coast of her home.
Diana was baffled, no one could enter Themyscira without her permission, as princess of the amazons as well as a prominent member of the Justice League, it was her sworn duty to get to the bottom of this intrusion. She ordered the rookie warriors to stop fighting as she called a native Andalusian horse to her side. “To me, my sisters!” The demi-goddess ordered as she climbed onto her stead, Together they rode off into the forest on route to the landing site.
The Beach Of Themyscira...
The royal plane had made a successful landing onto the pearl white sand, the two star children exited through the door to survey their surroundings. The beach was completely open and clean, the Caribbean waves were gentle and the smell of the sea breeze resonated in the air. “This place looks nice, wouldn’t you agree Mario?” Peach asked as she looked down at the plumber, the latter nodded in agreement. She let out a relaxed sigh “We really deserved this, Mario can you go get our luggage from the plane?”
All of a sudden Toadstool heard the sound of galloping footsteps in the distance, they were growing louder and closer as the seconds went by, she was getting nervous and afraid of what could come out of the beach’s neighboring forest. Not a moment sooner the suspense fizzled out as a group of women riding horses appeared, with Diana leading in front. The amazons stopped their horses several meters in front of the lone damsel.
Nervous, Peach was about to bolt to her rescuer “Stop right there!” Shouted Wonder Woman, her voice freezing The Princess in her tracks. The Demi-Goddess dismounted from her horse “No one can set foot on this island unannounced!” She called sternly. Peach quivered “We’re sorry! we didn’t know anyone lived here! We simply came here for a vaca-“ But before she could finish her sentence, Mario leapt in front of her. Believing the amazons to be enemies, he charged towards them.
Mario jumped into the air, he clenched his fist, ready to lay a landing punch on the demi-goddess but the latter quickly crossed her wrists together as his fist connected. The colliding force of her two bracelets hitting each other caused a massive shockwave of electricity that launched the plumber upward. ''UUUUUWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!'' He screamed as he flew miles off the island and into the horizon.
“MMAAARRIIIOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!” cried Princess Peach, holding her arm out at the distance she saw her partner fall. ''The fact you even bought a man here makes this even more unacceptable! Surrender now and come with us, your crimes will be judged by the council.'' ordered Wonder Woman. Peach did not move nor react to the Demi-Goddess's threat
W.I.P
FIGHT![]
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Trivia[]
- The connections between Wonder Woman and Princess Peach is that they're both iconic princesses of fictional lands. (Themyscira and The Mushroom Kingdom respectively)
- They were both born with incredible amounts of power due to their heritage (With Wonder Woman being half-Greek God and Princess Peach being one of the 7 Star Children)
- They have opposition in personality (With Wonder Woman being a strong independent hero and Princess Peach usually being a damsel in distress)
- They also have a relationship with the main protagonists (With Wonder Woman once having a love interest with Superman and Princess Peach being the love interest of Mario)
- Coincidentally both of their enemies once tried to forcefully marry them (With Wonder Woman once being forcefully married to Hades and Peach twice being forcefully married to Bowser.)