'Wolverine vs Yang Xiao Long is a What-If Death Battle by Simbiothero
Description[]
Marvel vs RWBY! The fight between two heroes who are represented by the color yellow, are members of a team, are familiar in some way of a character who is represented with color red, are related to an Academy or school, specializing in combat at close distance, they possess a State related to his wrath that increases their physical attributes but makes them more aggressive and dangerous, and at some point had with a meeting with the leader of a terrorist group that made them something that they can't forget.
Interlude[]
Wiz: The Berserker State, was a State of the Vikings. they entered combat under a trance of psychotic profile, almost insensitive to pain, strong as bears or bulls, and came to biting their shields and there was no fire or steel that could stop them.
Blang: James "Logan" Howlett or better know as Wolverine.
Wiz: And Yang Xiao Long, the goldilocks of Team RWBY.
Blang: he's Wiz and I'm Blang.
Wiz: and it is our job to analyze their armor, weapons, and skill to find who would win, a Death Battle.
Wolverine[]
Wiz: in the 19th century. Second son of Elizabeth Hudson and John Howlett. James was born sick and weak. His mother was abstracted and distant after the death of his first son, under unknown circumstances. Little James always was a sickly child and in addition he suffered from asthma, which always was under the care of a young woman named Rose Hopkins, hired by the Howlett specifically take care of it and to keep happy.
Blang: But later, it is revealed that the real father of james was a worker named Thomas Logan had a son nicknamed "Dog". one night, Thomas and his son, burst into the House of the Howlett. At that time, Thomas Logan suggests he had a romance with Elizabeth behind John Howlett and kills John. James small, full of anger, manifested for the first time his bone claws and kills Thomas and wound severity a Dog in the face. To see the grotesque outcome, Elizabeth commits suicide with a shotgun... Okay, this already was a little intense.
Wiz: As the story of James is very long, all they need to know is that it rose dies, and many years more, james enters the program called Weapon x, where he not only earned the adamantium to currently had in the bones, but, also alias all know, Wolverine.
Wolverine: I'm the best there is at what I do but what I do best isn't very nice.
(Cue Wolverine Theme - Marvel vs Capcom 3)
Blang: Brand feature of Wolverine are without a doubt their claws, these three beauties be covered almost indestructible metal known as Adamantium, this allows you to cut metals like steel as a knife red hot with butter.
Wiz: The combination of its skeleton of Adamantiun with its incredible healing factor allow Wolverine resist the most powerful impacts. Logan has faced characters such as Hulk, Juggernaut, Colossus, Wonder Man, for years and has withstood all the punishment that these beings endowed with super strength have given him.
Blang: Speaking of the healing factor
Wiz: A power that Logan had even before weapon X, is its great healing factor. Wolverine is able to regenerate their tissues as well as at an extraordinary speed internal organs, is immune to all toxins and diseases, even on some occasions has been affected by drugs and Poisons but in general it is nearly immune to everything.
Blang: Of course, this does not make it insensitive to pain, or invulnerable, and can be injured by conventional methods, and perhaps murdered if the damage is very extreme, although this was almost impossible, because in an occasion, the villain called Nitro, reduced to Logan to a simple skelet
on... and take only a few minutes to return and go to give him a beating the villain.
Wiz: His healing factor also affects it in other ways, by increasing his physical attributes to nearly superhuman levels. Your body stimulated by the weight of the metal skeleton has made him develop great strength. Increased physical ability let you to Logan, move and react at superhuman speeds. logan managed to intercept several darts in mid-air by cutting them into pieces with fast movements, or a couple of skilled ninjas without losing a step.
Blang: Wolverine also has increased, beyond the limits of human senses, your senses are very acute rivaling the more sensitive and wild animals, he can see at great distances and listen in the same way, your ears are so sharp that you can listen to large distances and in ranges that are beyond the human hearing, this allows you to smell and track with the fineness of the best Hound or Wolf, distinguishing smells. This allows you to see any that can hide taking any costume or taking different physical forms.
(Cue X-Men TAS Theme)
Wiz: Logan also is an expert trained in multiple types of weapons, vehicles, computer systems, explosive and assassination techniques. Wolverine speaks in many languages, including Japanese, Russian, Chinese, Cheyenne, Lakota, and Spanish, you have some knowledge of French, Thai and Vietnamese, besides being obviously an expert in combat.
Blang: But if you do get angry at wolverine... we present to his berserker State.
Wiz: In this State, logan increases his strength, endurance, and speed, as well as being unable to feel pain, because in this State, logan is a complete animal. Logan to fought in a great number of wars fought for 17 hours with omega red, and in two universes achievement murdering all the X-men.
Blang: Although we have to point out that in one of them was tricked by Mysterio who did see the X-Men as if they were villains, and in the other logan if consciously did, let us not forget that the Canadian dead in several flipped, much as the main universe of marve l as in alternate universes.
Wiz: In addition to the adamatium if it can be destroyed if used enough force.
Wolverine: Hey, bub, you haven't seen a big monster runnin' around here, have ya?
Bruce Banner: [backing away, agitated] No! Stay back! Get away from me!
Wolverine: Easy, crybaby, I'm not gonna... you smell toxic! Wolverine throws Banner into a rock
Wolverine: Who are you?
Bruce Banner: Please, leave me alone. For your own sake, please.
Wolverine pops two his blades on one arm, forming a vise on Banner's head
Wolverine: Here's the deal, misty: a third claw is gonna come out unless you start talkin'!
Yang Xiao Long[]
(Cue )
Wiz: RWBY world is... rare in some way, as in this monsters known as 'grimms' terrorizing humanity and the human race to defend themselves, began to create academies for which would be called "hunters" are responsible for the grimms to keep the human race.
Blang: And one among all hunters and huntress is one of the combatants of today, Yang Xiao Long.
Wiz: Yang is the daughter of a hunter who admittedly it to very few matters and be a very negligent mother, and sister of the girl confronted Red Hood in a previous death battle, yang was written in beacon, an Academy where not only learning but also prepared to be a Huntress.
Blang: Where engaged also enter the girl that left no part of his head to the poor of Jason Todd.
(Cue Armed and Ready)
Blang: Yang weapons are the ember celicas, a kind of combined with shotguns and cestus. the ember celicas have two kinds of ammunition, the long reach and the explosive, which normally need to be very close to the opponent so that they do much harm. Yang also is able to use the ember celicas for a speed boost, or to big jumps.
Nyxs: The ability to more surprising is its semblanse, which is the ability to absorb damage to increase their abilities to some extent super human.
Blang: Wait, are you saying me that if she will fight against The Hulk or Doomsday, and yang received enough damage, it would be able to be at his level?
Nyxs: The most possible is that die before that it passes that.
Blang: with these impulses thanks to its semblanse, yang was able to fly him both arms to a fucking metal gear!
Wiz: The paladin is not a metal gear.
Blang: And that matters? the important thing is that he was capable of doing pieces!
Wiz: Yang showed survive a drop from 10000 feet, defeating black mercury, leaving out almost everything a team from a single punch, fight beowolves a day, and block the attacks of the paladin-290.
Blang: Metal Gear.
Wiz: It is not a metal gear!
Blang: I will continue saying that is a metal gear and you can not stop me!
Wiz: Anyway. Even by your samples of superhuman strength and durability, yang is a hot headed, causing most of its defeats or major errors, such as when without thinking any second launched against adam taurus and this ending by cutting her right arm.
Blang: Don't forget that for some reason, yang is weak in some way against opponents his primary means of us are the kicks, in other words, if yang faced sanji or blaziken, have insurance to terminate losing, yang also concerned over-react to some extent by his hair.
Wyz: In addition, appears to have little tolerance to pain, because she just lost her right arm, it fainted.
Blang: And because no fainting after receiving the impacts of a metal gear?
Wiz: Not going to say that it is not a metal gear and I dont know why she not fainted.
Blake: Did your sister just fall from the sky?
Yang: I...
Blake: [After Nora makes her entrance riding an Ursa] Did that girl just ride in on an Ursa?
Yang: I...
Blake: Did she just run all the way here with a Deathstalker on her tail?
Yang: I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something crazy happens again?
Death Battle[]
Yang is seen walking through the forest fall forever. This is was lost after that a group of grimms attacked them and did not know where they were.
Yang: Ruby! Weiss! Blake! Hello!
Yang decides to rest on a rock, in the hope of finding his sister and her friends or they are it to her, because it was almost half an hour so it nightfall and the last thing she would like to be outside in the single forest , without food, without shelter, and with possibilities to a grimm or several of these from attacking it.
While Yang realized, a urse approached slowly behind him to attack it. because being a few inches of yang, the ursa is preparing to attack Yang, released a roar that makes the Huntress to turn, displaying to the ursa... but before that the ursa hit Yang...
SLASH
SLASH
SLASH
SLASH
SLASH
and other "SLASH"
The ursa falls to the ground made pieces.
Yang: The hell?
(Cue )
Yang looks behind him and looking a man as low that she, a yellow suit with some parts of blue color, and with a claw that came of his knuckles, he was Wolverine.
Yang: W-Who are you?
Wolverine: It does not matter, girl, what is important is... your next!
Just hearing this, yang gets in combat position while preparing their celicas ember.
Yang: As you wish!
FIGHT!
(Cue )
Result[]
(Cue or )
INTRO[]
Boomstick: Hey Wiz, you ever need to blow off some steam?
Wiz: Sometimes. I just meditate to blow off some steam.
Boomstick: I just have a beer.
Wiz: Why am I not suprised?
Boomstick: But for some people, blowing off steam can mean beating the living crap out of people!!
Wiz: Like Wolverine, the angnst filled Adamantium bladed member of the X-Men.
Boomstick: And Yang Xiao Long, the muscle, firepower and blonde-haired fighter of team RWBY.
Wiz: I'm Wizard, and he's Boomstick, and it's our job to figure out who would win, a DEATH BATTLE.
WOLVERINE GOES BESERK IN DEATH BATTLE[]
Wiz: In the late 1880's in Canada, John and Elizabeth Howlett had a son.
Boomstick: Yeah, their son was kind of a puss. He had allergy attacks, and kept getting sick all the time.
Wiz: Boomstick, this was the 1880's. Modern medicine didn't exist yet. Anyway, turns out he wasn't John Howlett's son.
Boomstick: Yeah, the groundskeeper Thomas Logan armed with a shotgun killed Johnny boy and told our pal Jimmy the truth... after Jimmy killed him.
Wiz: This tragity caused James' to become so angry and so full of hate, two pairs of bone claws (three on each hand) protruded out between each of his knuckles to make giant claws.
Boomstick: After runnin' away from home, he changed his name to Logan, worked in a mine where he earned the nick-name Wolverine, then went to war. In all of them.
Wiz: Except the Civil War and Revelutionary War. But along the way, he became an expert at fighting, hand to hand combat, Japanese combat tactics and being able to wield a sword. Then during the 1970's, he was recuited into the Weapon X program, and had Adamantium, a metal claimed to be more powerful than Vibranium!
Boomstick: That's the stuff Cap's shield is made of, right?
My name, is Wolverine. I'm the best at what I do. What I do, ain't very nice.
Wiz: Yes, and this effected his abilities, improving them tenfold.
Boomstick: Then he forgot about it all and joined the X-Men.
Wiz: Sort of. But now, Logan has become a different person. He has become, The Wolverine.
Boomstick: Yep. Badass name, bad choice of animal.
Wiz: What do you mean?
Boomstick: Real wolverines are nothin' like that Wiz! They're tiny, and... weak.
Wiz: Would you prefer him being called the Badger?
Boomstick: Nope.
Wiz: Anyway, Wolverine has few weapons, making up in different fighting styles.
Boomstick: But his favorite is dirty fighting.
Wiz: But he also uses a katana.
Boomstick: A sword. A freakin' sword?!
Wiz: He also can into a state of insanity called the Beserker Barage.
Boomstick: Whoa! Is he actually insaine?
Wiz: No, that's he-who-should-not-named.
Boomstick:Anyway, Wolverine's even trained Black Widow!
Wiz: Yes, but his feats are even better than that!
Boomstick: What's better than training the beautiful Black Widow?
Wiz: What about having a sword made from your very soul? Or surviving a process with having liquid Adamantium applied to your skeleton? Or being blown up so badly, only your skeleton is left? Or having that Adamantium ripped off your skeleton leaving you as a puddle of blood and flesh? Or what about having super-senses, or being able to absorb the full power of the Phoenix Force?
Boomstick: THAT IS SO HARDCORE!!!
Wiz: Yes, it is very cool.
Boomstick: WHAT ELSE DOES HE HAVE?!
Wiz: He has another sword. But this was given to him by Apocolypse, and it's called the Death Blade.
Boomstick: That's kinda obvious Wiz. What is this one made of?
Wiz: A metal that can cut the flesh of the Hulk, harm Rogue and deflect Cyclop's heat vision.
Boomstick: WIZ! I WANT A SWORD LIKE THAT!!
Wiz: Wolverine does have one dangerous weakness.
Favorite Wolverine quote
Boomstick: What?!
Wiz: He can be drowned.
Boomstick: Seriously?
Wiz: And he's super-sensitive against loud noises.
Boomstick:... Dumbest weeknesses ever... But, still a true badass to the core.
SHE'LL KICK DEATH BATTLE OFF WITH A YANG[]
Boomstick: Wiz, why does every superhero have dead parents?
Wiz: Not all superheroes have dead parents.
Boomstick: Name one.
Wiz: Aquaman... Blake Belladonna... Shoto Todoroki.... Damian Wayne as Robin... and our combatant here, Yang Xiao Long.
Boomstick: Shove it, Wiz.
Wiz: Yang Xiao Long was born to Taiyang Xiao Long and Raven Branwen in the Kingdom of Vale.
Boomstick: Wait, her dad's name is Taiyang?
Wiz: Yes. What's the problem now?
Boomstick: Her dad's name has HER name in there! Is that so her future boyfriends will get scared of her dad?
Wiz: Actually, he's a good person, almost like a human teddy bear.
Boomstick: Heh.
Wiz: But his first daughter, Yang is a force to be reckoned with.
Boomstick: Hell yeah! She's armed with twin gauntlets called Ember Celia. Those babies have guns in them that will chop down a hoard of trees, or giant mosters called grimms in this case.
Wiz: She also has lost her arm in a fight with Adam Taurus, and so she got a new cybernetic limb.
Boomstick: Oh, kinda like you Wiz!
Wiz: Well, except a certain someone, told his genius friend to make him a certain something, in while attaching that certain something that someone did something that ended up taking a certain genius friend's certain limb off, in which that genius' friend NEVER APOLOGIZED.
Boomstick: Who was that douchebag?
Wiz:...
Boomstick: Anyway, Yang was an awesome bunch of weapons other than the Ember Celia. Her robot arm also has a gun built into it.
Wiz: She also has her semblence, called Burn. With this, she can absorb kinetic energy and hit back with as much force as much she can take.
Boomstick: And to complement her awesome power, she looks like she's a super sayian while doing that. Ahhhhhhh....... That is so HARDCORE.........
RWBY Volume 5 Yang Character Short Rooster Teeth-0
Wiz: But she does have a couple weakness, like PTSD, and causes her to use Burn as a final resort. She also isn't able to fight against people with kicking attacks very well, like Mercury Black.
But with all she's been through, Yang Xiao Long will never give up on being a huntress.
PRE-BATTLE[]
Wiz: All right, the combatants are set and we've run the data through all possiblities.
Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DEATH BATTLE[]
(The X-Men are fighting in the Mansion against hoards of Grimm. Cyclops blasts a Grimm as it almost crashes on top of Colossus.)
Cyclops: Peter! Where's Logan?!
Colossus: I don't know. I think he went into the city to find where these beasts are coming from.
Cyclops: If his sorry ass doesn't show up soon, we'll all be dog chow.
Colossus: Why must you state the obvious?
(Wolverine is in the city on his motorcycle looking for the source of Grimm. He stops at a subway station, pulls off his helmet, and sniffs the air. Ash. He was in the right direction. But there was something else. Something that caught his attention was the smell of adrenaline, gunsmoke and whoever it was, she was, she liked what she did. And what she does... isn't very nice.)
Wolverine: Time to go to work.
(Wolverine goes into the subway, and sees a pile of ash. He sniffs again and then hears a gunshot.)
Wolverine: What the hell? (He runs down the subway tunnel and sees Grimm attacking Yang.) Who is this chick?
Yang: Bring it on assholes!! You want a piece of this, THEN I HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY!!!!!
Wolverine: Damn. She's got fire in her. She might make a good member to the X-Men. But in the meantime, I need to help her out.
(Wolverine jumps on top of one of the Grimms. He keeps stabbing the best in the neck, and then stabs the beast with both hands in the head. Logan then pulls out his claws and slits the Grimm's throat. Then he just violently stabs the Grimm until it turns to ash.)
Yang: What the-- What has Salem done now?
Wolverine: Who the hell is Salem, and what are these things?
Yang: Salem is making, human versions of Grimm? Man, Ospin's gonna be pissed. Okay mister, just come with me, and let's talk... about Salem.
Wolverine: I don't trust random people. Last time I did, I ended up with these. (Unsheaths claws.) Now, I'm gonna ask again: WHO. IS. SALEM?!
FIGHT!!!
(Yang reloads her Ember Celia, and shoots Logan in stomach twice. Logan heals from this, and charges at Yang. She then blasts Logan's head several times shredding his mask, and Logan's blades keep hitting her prothetic arm, only leaving scratch marks. Yang overpowers him and puts him in a full-nelson. They both hear a train coming, and Yang smashes his head into the train, Wolverine cries out in pain as his scalp and skin is ripped off. Yang lets Wolverine go, but gasps when she sees his silver skull. He runs up and headbutts her sending her stumbling back. He then pulls out his blades and charges Yang. She is prepared as she DENTS HIS SKULL WITH A SINGLE PUNCH. Logan's skull is repairing itself as Yang throws him into another train, and blasts the train wheels and engine causing the train to crash. The train crashes above the surface, and Yang jumps out keeping herself safe.)
Yang: Well, that was fun.
(Logan pulls himself out of the wreckage in a torn costume and few scars.)
Wolverine: It's not over yet bub.
(Yang looks back and sees that Logan is alive. She grabs one of the swords from Logan's bike, showing the Death Blade. Logan runs for the other sword, but Yang cuts off his claws on his right hand.)
Wolverine: AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Yang: Sorry, but you brought this upon yourself.
(Wolverine stabs her right leg with his left hand and knocks her down.)
Yang: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Logan runs for the other sword when he unsheaths it, Yang breaks the blade with the Ember Celia. She cuts off his left arm and both of his legs. She throws his body into the air and activates Burn: Jumping into the air, she punches and shoots his remains into a steel mill. Yang punches his torso into enough to launch him into liquid metal. Thinking the battle is over, limps away.
A glowing hot skeleton hand pokes out of the metal, and Yang looks back to see Wolverine's skeleton crawling out of the liquid metal regrowing his muscles and organs. Yang tries to run, but her leg is injured. Wolverine is mostley muscle and bones but then holds up his right hand only for bone claws to grow inbetween his knuckles.)
Yang: What are you?!
Wolverine: Hereeeeee's Johnny!!!
Logan goes beserker barage on Yang, stabing her multiple times, and then stabs her in the head.
(At the mansion, the X-Men are horrifyed to see a naked Wolverine stabbing Grimm and turning them to ash.)
Wolverine: Not one word Summers, unless you want to be a real cyclops.
K.O.!!!
POST BATTLE[]
Boomstick: Wiz, let's never make fun of tiny Canadians ever again.
Wiz: This battle's victor should have been obvious, but Yang has pulled off enough feats that kept her alive long enough. But in then end Wolverine had more to give, and less to take away.
Boomstick: What about his claws?
Wiz: Even if Yang cut off his claws, Logan's bone claws would regrow like the rest of his body. And dipping him in liquid steel would not do the trick.
Boomstick: Say what now?
Wiz: Only metals would sink into the liquid metal, but organic material would float on top.
Boomstick: Eeewwwwww... But looks like Logan ended this battle with a YANG!
Wiz: Seriously--
Boomstick: The winner is wolverine!!!