| Wile E. Coyote vs Sandy Cheeks | |
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| Season 1, Episode 3 | |
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| Air date | May 28th, 2020 |
| Written by | Ultmswag |
| Directed by | Ultmswag |
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Wile E. Coyote vs Sandy Cheeks is a What-if? Death Battle going to be made by Ultmswag.
Description[]
They are both anthropomorphic super geniuses, but which one is the smartest and will come out on top?
Intro[]
*Cues the Original Death Battle Theme*
Ken: Being smart is not as easy as it sounds for people like myself.
John: Unless if you're one of these two, they take the meaning of the word 'genius' to a whole different level like Wile E. Coyote the road-runner hunter...
Ken: And Sandy Cheeks the Texas Rodent that lives in a treedome.
John: He's Ken and I'm John.
Ken: And it's our job to analyze their weapons armor and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
Wile E. Coyote[]
Ken: All that we know about him, is that when he was young. His father Cage was the most successful at catching pretty much everything and inspired by his words he sought out to catch and eat a Road Runner when he was just a baby to prove himself worthy of his father's trust.
John: And this Road Runner Hunter was named... Wile E.
Ken: Much like his father, Wile E. is a super genius who's goal depends on what he's hunting.
John: Yup, he also attempted to eat Bugs Bunny but failed so far.
Ken: He has a vast arsenal of explosives, guns, Anvils, safes and even binoculars which he can order through ACME.
John: He's so intelligent that he crafted a giant robotic coyote out of just scrap metal, and he's also strong enough move objects that are bigger than him like Pianos, Boulders, Anvils and even Safes, even if he did have a rope to help him with that and he also self-taught himself a lot of things, like Hypnotism, Karate, and even being a spy.
Ken: But there's one thing that he shines in the most, and that's durability. He has endured many falls, explosions, being crushed, ran over from trucks and trains and either get back up in the next scene and reveal that he's fine or just outright take it like a champ, he's also survived 2 missiles being launched at him, that were following him through-out an entire cartoon and finally landed on him. And since this is a sign of toon force we have learned that he is a mid-level user of the toon force.
John: Sure Wile E. has survived some pretty crazy stuff but more often than not, his own plans often backfire on him more times than not.
Ken: The main reason is because of him lacking common sense, mostly being impatient and not knowing the consequences which often causes his plans to backfire but still, he will never give up on trying to catch the Road Runner or Bugs Bunny.
John: Oh and I almost forgot, he is shown to breathe underwater with the help of his toon force too.
Wile E.: Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Wile E. Coyote, Genius.
Sandy Cheeks[]
John: The home of Bikini Bottom is home to many fish and other sea creatures and the best part is, they all talk too!
Ken: But there is one land creature that lives among them, and her name is Sandy Cheeks. Sandy is a scientist but that doesn't mean she's a nerd either.
John: Nope she's shown to have super strength, being excellent at karate, and great survival skills as well.
Ken: There is more to her though, she has a lasso which while Spongebob & Patrick were running away from her due to making fun of Texas her lasso can reach her enemies or victims with a magnificent amount of reach. And she can also use it to glide.
John: Wait WHAT?! She must be a master of her lasso then, well time to start my own lasso training and trying to surpass her.
Ken: Do that after this fight is over, ok?
John: Ok then. Remember how we said she's excellent at Karate? Well she was capable of chopping a single rock into tiny pebbles. She's defeated Master Udon with her own skills too and even helped Spongebob and his friends beat Plankton several times too. She's also fast enough to dodge Robo-Patrick's ice breath, outran Plankton's robot battle suit that was destroying a bridge and quick enough outrun the Atlantans while Spongebob and the rest of his friends were dragging their feet while pushing them.
Ken: She is also strong enough to carry up to 10 gold bars which can be up to $18,000 in cash.
John: But there's more after receiving the powers of Spongebob rewriting a story Spongebob transformed her into a hyper-realistic Squirrel called: The Rodent.
Ken: Well that's stupid, but as the Rodent all of Squirrel Physics are enhanced and she appears much larger in this form. But that's not all either she also has a super hero identity known as Miss Appear.
John: With it, she can turn invincible (no kidding). But she has also shown some durability feats too, she survived a boat running into her while invincible knocking her into a billboard and making her fall off a mountain, she's also capable of surviving Ice Cream being shot at her from a tank as well.
Ken: But she is completely vulnerable to one thing surviving underwater, if her helmet breaks she can't breathe underwater for a full second and she's also full of herself every now & then but still whenever Spongebob needs a karate partner, Sandy is sure capable of helping him out.
Sandy: "YEEEEEEE-HAW!"
Pre-Death Battle[]
Ken: Alright the combantants are ready, let's end this debate once and for all.
John: It's Time for a DEATH BATTLE!!!
Death Battle[]
In Bikini Bottom, a Coyote walks up to a tree dome and knocks on the front door and it opened and out came a squirrel in a space suit
Sandy: Can I help you?
Wile E: Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Wile E. Coyote genius, I am not selling anything or working my way through college so let's get down to cases, you are a squirrel and I am going to eat you for supper...
Wile E. gets kicked back from Sandy's Karate techniques
Sandy: If you want to eat me, you'll have to try first.
Wile E: Always doing it the hard way, alright then. *Both get in a fighting stance*
FIGHT! Both Wile E and Sandy start delivering Karate-like blows to each other but the one sent back is Wile E.
Wile E: "Now I see why she refused." Looks in his box old tricks that he brought with him and pulls out the Leg Muscle Vitamins and downs them all. "Let's see if her karate moves can keep up with this." Runs towards Sandy at incredible speed and kicks her hard in the gut knocking her back and splitting a rock in half but Sandy gets back up and uses her lasso and throws it at Wile E. Wile E. looks up and notices the lasso and is being pulled fast.
Sandy: "Now you just crossed the border into hurt-ville." Starts delivering a large number of karate blows and knocked Wile E. back a 2nd time into his box of tricks Wile E. Puts on the bat suit, starts flying in the air and starts dropping ACME Instant Rocks on her
Sandy: Trying to be clever, huh? Sandy starts using her karate moves to start climbing and chopping all of the boulders that Wile E drops and kicks him back into the ground
Wile E.: "Clever rat, but not clever enough." When he waited for Sandy to land, he threw a smokescreen bomb at her feet
Sandy: "What the..? Where did you go?"
Wile E: Oh don't worry, I'm still standing right in front of you, just keep running until you make it.
When the smoke started to clear up, Sandy Notices Wile E. taunting at him and quickly rushed to pulverize him but instead she falls for the old 'realistic painting' trick. Then Wile E. appears behind her with a gun.
Wile E: "Like I said, you are my meal." Fires at Sandy's head shattering the glass on her dome and left with a bullet in her head. "And I'm a coyote of my words too.
K.O.!
Wile E throws Sandy into the oven
Post-Death Battle[]
John: Looks like Sandy had a rough time out there, Wile E. was clearly the better combatant thanks to... well being a Coyote really, and also we found one thing he succeeded in catching.
Ken: Sandy wasn't totally outclassed though, she was physically stronger she since could break a rock that was over 200 tons and had way more experience in Karate than Wile E. did when he learned it himself through a book, but that's about it.
John: Yeah she really couldn't compete with Wile E. in anything else and Ken is here to prove you wrong too, tell them Ken.
Ken: Certainly, while Sandy's abilities may have been enough to help her out with some of Wile E.'s arsenal like the instant rocks, it wasn't enough for Wile E.'s enormous arsenal of guns, explosives, and other things used by Wile E. wouldn't help her out in the fight.
John: Pretty much, Wile E. outclassed Sandy in every other category too and example of durability is shown being stuck in a cave with Dynamite all around him when he struck a match which was clearly 60,000 tons of tnt and being ran over by trains, cars & trucks helped him out in the durability feet.
Ken: Sandy sure was fast enough to catch up to her submarine after Mr. Krabs threw it, but that pails in comparison to Wile E. keeping up with the road runner in speed and he chases the road runner on a daily basis. So pretty much, Coyote beats squirrel and the Coyote's speed, arsenal, intelligence and durability were too much for Sandy to take on.
John: Wile E. sure wasn't nuts for this fight.
Ken: The Winner is Wile E. Coyote.
Next time on Death Battle[]
Fake Crash vs Wario