Description[]
Mad Magazine VS Spy X Family! Which of these spies will be able to win in a fight?!
Introduction[]
Wiz: Being a spy is one thing but being a very great spy is something a few people are but there can only be one who is the best. Who would be
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win in a Death Battle!
White Spy[]
Boomstick: Dagger or White Spy (his codename) works for the White embassy which has a rivalry with the Black embassy. White Spy is always tasked to negatively affect Black Spy his known rival and/or the Black embassy in some way. Unfortunately it is never explained why The Black embassy and The White embassy have a rivalry.
Wiz: White Spy is 44 years of age has a height of 186 cm or 6'1 weighs 200 lbs (90kg) as previously mentioned he works as a Spy agent and of course, if you are a spy it means that you have some skills. In White Spy's case he does have very good stealth, he also has very high intelligence, he has Toon Force, he is good at Boxing and Karate, and for some reason he has The Force.
Boomstick: Many Spies are also known for their collection of weapons. when it comes to White Spy he sure does have a lot of them. His weapons include
- Tank
- Bomb Cover
- Scissors
- Micro-Bombs
- Tuba
- Submarine
- Boats and Ships with various weapons
- Giant Mousetrap
- Helicopter with various weapons
- Lightsaber
- Cannon Hat
- Nail File
- Car with a Bat
- Strong enough to hit a wrecking ball
- Cage Bars as guns
- Bat
- Shovel
- Jumping Pole
- A car that is a giant hammer
- Planes
- Spring
- TNT
- Guns
- Aggressive Dog
- Nukes
- Thor's Hammer
- Bombs
- Regular Canons
- Iron Mask
- Box that shoots mini bombs
- Fake picture of prison bars gone
- Fake Tree
- Cow with Guns
- Paper Airplane with gun
- Glove with a giant boot
- A pumpkin that is a gun
- Giant Chicken
- Giant Robot
- Magnet
- Time Traveling Car
- Various Traps
- And More
Wiz: Holy crap that's a lot of weapons and on top of all of that White Spy does have some physical strength. He can run up to 100mph which is very useful for combat. He also once karate-chopped an anvil, and he survived a bomb that was glued to his hand.
Boomstick: Although White Spy is physically strong he does have a few flaws. For Instance, White Spy isn't physically strong sometimes. If done correctly he can be tricked himself. We also need to remember that he is mortal and can be killed.
Loid Forger[]
Wiz: Loid Forger sometimes referred to as Twilight (his codename) works as a spy agent for Westalis which its his job is to maintain peace for the nation. The Westalian government had grown very suspicious of the pro-war National Unity Party's leader, Donovan Desmond which leads to Westalis assigning Twilight to go spy on Desmond. Unfortunately However Desmond is very reclusive so Twilight had adopted a child "Anya" and took on the fake name of Loid Forger then enrolled her in the same schools as which Desmond's sons go to and became a parent. Unfortunately the school which Anya needed to go to required both a husband and wife in order to get in so he went on a fake marriage with the assassin "Yor Forger" also known as "Thorn Princess" Loid has a good life with "Yor" and "Anya". But the more time passes, Loid grows closer to both of them and reveals a soft side that he does not like to admit.
Boomstick: Loid Forger's real name and age are unknown at the moment but what we do know about him is that Loid has a height of 187 cm (6 1½) Loid weighs in at 198 lbs (89kg) Loid also use to work as a Former Child Soldier. Loid Forger currently works as a Psychologist and an Undercover Spy-
Wiz: Wait a sec Loid used to be a Child Soldier!?
Boomstick: Yeah I just said that dumbass.
Wiz: One no need to be a dick I just asked a simple question. Two thats pretty dark...
Boomstick: One no one gives a shit. Two back to what I was saying. Thanks to Loid's different jobs he has some impressive abilitys which includes Master at hand to hand combat and Weapon Master thanks to his military traning, Loid is also an Espionage mastery, a Peak human physique, a Master of Disguise, and an Adept manipulator because of his job as a spy.
Wiz: Loid Forger is a spy but he only has one weapon that he uses which is a normal hybrid pistol the reason he only uses one weapon is because he commonly does hand to hand combat instead of armed combat.
Boomstick: Even though hand to hand combat might seem very very stupid for a job such as a spy it actually works for Loid very well as his strength is pretty damn wild for a human some examples of this are when he dodged Yor's slap despite her being too close to him and he also smashed a crumbling stump in a coffee table with his fist. Loid also saved Anya from a gang of kidnappers mainly using hand to hand to hand combat.
Wiz: Even Though Loid is very strong there are still things that we need to remember for example still mortal and he does have limits. Loid is also known for being pretty damn smart but he can be tricked easily even Anya a six year old child managed to trick him this is how Anya got Loid to adopt her and why Loid doesn't know that Yor Forger is an assassin.
Pre-Battle[]
Wiz: Now with all of the combatnants set. ITS TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE
Boomstick: so you are just going to take my line...
Wiz: Im sorry i forgot if you want we can redo it!
Boomstick: No its too late just start the battle
Battle[]
It was the middle of the night and Loid was breaking in The White embassy as he was told they were working on a powerful weapon that could cause a war. Just as he was about to enter the building he is stopped by White Spy. Loid tries to tell White Spy he is a janitor but he obviously doesn't buy it and points a pistol at Loid. Loid sees his pistol then clenches his hands.
Fight
Loid runs at White Spy with his fist about to punch him but White Spy grabs his fist but Loid kicks his stomach which causes White Spy to fall to the ground. Loid then tries to pull out his gun but while he was doing that White Spy trips his legs which causes him to fall as well. Both of them get up and immediately after Loid runs at White Spy and smacks his pistol out of his hand. As White Spy doesn't have time to get a new weapon from his coat he throws punches at Loid. Loid covers his face blocking White Spy's punches. White Spy lost his breath and falls to the ground then he gets dragged across the street and thrown onto an alleyways by Loid. Loid was about to kill him there but White Spy activates his glove which nearly stomps loid crushing him but he runs out the way. While Loid ran out the way White Spy grabbed a bomb lit it and threw it at Loid. Loid was quick to react as he grabbed the bomb and threw it inside the boot which blew it to bits. While the explosion happened White Spy ran away. Loid started looking for White Spy but was suprised when White Spy shot a cannon ball near him while in his tank. White Spy then started chasing him around with the tank for a while shooting cannon balls at him but he missed every shot. Eventually White Spy planted bombs in the tank and jumped out of the tank thinking that Loid would walk up to the tank which then the tank would explode killing Loid. Instead Loid chased after White Spy which he then caught up to him but he noticed he was holding a club. White Spy started swinging the club at Loid really fast. Loid then snatched the club from him and snapped it in two with his hand and threw the pieces at White Spy.
Loid Forger: Enough of your god damn games. This ends now!
Loid Walks up to White Spy and grabs him by his coat. Loid pulls out his gun and points it at White Spy's head and without any hesitation he shoots White Spy. White Spy falls to the ground and fakes being dead. Loid then turns around and pulls put a photo of him with Yor and Anya at a beach. White Spy then pulls off a mask of his head revealing he had an iron mask on and then uses the force to pull the gun Loid smack away from him earlier. Just as Loid was smiling from the photo
BANG!!
White Spy has shot Loid twice in the chest then Loid fell to the ground bleeding out killing him.
KO!
White Spy walked up to Loid's corpes and picked up the photo he was holding and looks at it and sees Yor.
White Spy: Is that his wife? Wow she's a babe
White Spy then pockets the photo and puts his hands into a victory sign and chuckeled.
Verdict[]
Wiz: Wow! That was an intresting ending but we aren't talking about that we are talking about the battle
Boomstick: This battle was actually hard to choose the winner for as both White Spy and Loid Forger are pretty similar but white spy came out on top for a few reasons.
Wiz Loid and White Spy do share some skills but White Spy does have more skills than Loid and the skills in question are very impressive
Boomstick: White Spy also has a ton of weapons which isn't something that would go well against Loid as all he does is hand to hand combat
Wiz: The Winner Is White Spy