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I really ought a learn that to stop making pages when there are fights i have that aren't finished. Well here it is, the Schnee Heiress fights the President of Hannoji Academy. if it were voiced, Weiss would be reprised by Kara Eberie and Satsuki would be voiced by Tara Platt



Interlude[]

Wiz: Weiss Schnee, the Heiress of the Schnee family and the snow maiden of team RWBY.


Boomstick: And Satsuki Kiriyuin, the prideful school president and rival of Ryuko Matoi from Kill La Kill.

Wiz: These two have defied they're own family heritage to carve their own path and lead a goal to bring freedom and order.

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!

Wiz: And its our job to analyze their weapons armor and skills to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE


Weiss Schnee freezes over DEATH BATTLE[]

Wiz: The Schnee Dust Company is one of if not the biggest companies in production of the naturally occurring energy propellant known as Dust

Boomstick: Which is a fancy way of saying elemental chemical weaponry. But not everyone was happy with it's presence. Not even teh Schnee family itself.

Wiz: Weiss Schnee at first glance may just be your run of the mill rich princess. Living in a wealthy home and

Boomstick: Except she turns out she isn't. Safe to say growing up wasn't exactly what you say is the happiest. You see, her family had a history of its of Faunus laborment which lead to the

Satsuki Kiriyuin brings order into DEATH BATTLE[]

Wiz: Visiting Japan, you may notice that Hannoji Academy isnt exactly your run of the mill high school

Boomstick: I'll say. Highschool? More like a giant goddamn empire.

Wiz: In Hannoji Academy, the status at your school depends on your place in life. Students who do well and have high grades live in the rich and vast area of japan. Where those who done poorly live in the slums.

Boomstick: Not just them, the poor sack's entire family has to suffer from their off springs poor grades. A government commanded by a school. Now there's a terrifying thought. Perfect sense since its a terrifying school.

Wiz: The Academy itself is lead by the student council. These fighters are responsible of maintain that the students follow their rules, schedule the clubs' activities, and maintain one thing. Order. Makes sense for the Academy to be led by the woman who fully embodies the meaning of order. Satsuki Kiriyuin.

Boomstick: And just from looking at her you can tell she means business. i mean. Look at those eyebrows! They look like 2 fat caterpillars sitting above her eyes.

Wiz: yes, Satsuki is in charge of maintaining the student's activities, but she isn't in charge of the entire school. That be her own mother Ragyo and her family company the Revocs Coporation.

Boomstick: And believe me when you say, youre going to hate this rainbow hard bitch.

Wiz: The Kiriyuins were the head researchers of sentient alien life forms known as Life Fibers. That crashed onto planet Earth thousands of years ago. With Ragyo had access to the original primordial life fiber that landed on Earth so long ago.

Boomstick: Looks like scrotum.

Wiz: In pursuit of world domination, she infuse fibers into both of their daughters. Both resulted in failure. You may know of Satsuki's other sister: Ryuko Matoi.

Boomstick: Y'know the baby she threw away! Who throws away babies!? That's not how mother's should treat their kids.

Wiz: In a natural process of thinking youd think that after that, and seeing Ryuko's life go down you'd think that Satsuki would have it much easier in comparison.

Boosmtick: Yeah I mean she's the eldest daughter. and its shown Ragyo favors her. So how could Satsuki have it as bad as the crazy bitch from Kanto? Wellllllllllllllll-

Wiz: Locked in a dungeon, stripped down the skin, locked her in a cage, and abused in her both physically and sexually. Who in their right mind would think sexually assaulting their kid would even be remotely okay?


Fight[]

(*Cues: Chaos Unraveled- Therewolf Media Ft. Brandon Yates*)






Verdict[]


Trivia[]

  • The connection between Weiss and Satsuki is that they are skilled sword wielding fighters affiliated with the color white that are heiresses to powerful companies (Schnee Dust Company & Revocs corp. respectively) that company are well known for their mass production of destructive scientific products (Dust & Life Fibers) which both fighters have tied into their own arsenals (Weiss' dust chambers in Myrtenaster and Satsuki's swords being of hardened life fibers). Both have endured different terms of abuse from their parents who are head producers of their companies (Weiss enduring likely physical and mental abuse from her father and Satsuki enduring sexual and physical abuse from her mother) and have revolted against them , thanks to the encounter with protagonist of the series that originally the two didn't get along with from the start (Ryuko & Ruby respectively)which resulted in the downfall of their parents (Ragyo's death and Jacque's arrest). Additionally both have in their arsenal an inherited peace from their family that ties into their bloodlines (Weiss' Glyphs/Semblance and Satsuki's Kamui: Junketsu). Furthermore, both have attended a school known for its fighters but was soon torn down during the events of the story (Beacon Academy after the festival and Hannoji Academy at the end of the OVA episode) while also originally being aligned with factions that were apart of their families company before defecting (Weiss working with the Atlas army before her inevitable betrayal and Satsuki being apart of Hannoji Academy and defecting her mother and joining Nudist Beach)
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