Weiss Schnee VS Sub Zero is a What-If? Death Battle.
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(Dun dun dun duda dadu dun dun dun duda dadu) Ice, ice baby! Which manipulator of ice will win while the other's chance are just frozen stiff?
Interlude:[]
Wiz: Ice. A beautiful element that can be controlled by many characters in fiction.
Boomstick: "Beautiful"? No, I prefer the kind that you shatter your opponents spinal cord with!
Wiz: Weiss Schnee, second member of RWBY and heiress to the Schnee Dust Company.
Boomstick: And Sub Zero, the badass Lin Kuei ice warrior from Mortal Kombat. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's up to us to analyze their weapons, armor, and skill to see who would win a Death Battle.
Weiss Schnee:[]
(Cue:RWBY Volume 1 Soundtrack - 13. Episode 1 Score )
Wiz: Remnant. Overrun with dark beasts called Grimm and criminal syndicates everywhere you see. The world was in need of Hunters and Huntresses...
Boomstick: And boy, do all of these heroes have sick ass weapons! My personal favorite, Yang's Ember Celicas. Boomstick Gauntlets, as I call them.
Wiz: In the earliest of times, these hunters and huntresses found a miracle known as Dust.
Boomstick: And so, the Hunters and Huntresses collected all the dust they could find with their trusty Swiffer Wet Jets and lobbed them at the Grimm, killing them all.
Wiz: This is a different Dust, Boomstick.
Weiss Schnee: What are you, brain dead? Dust! Fire, water, lightning, ENERGY!
Boomstick: Fuck you too, bitch.
(Cue: RWBY Volume 1 Soundtrack - 17. Episode 5 Score )
Wiz: Heiress to the Schnee Dust Factory, Weiss Schnee is what you would call a stuck up brat that was shown little support and love in life.
Boomstick: Still hate her.
Wiz: Plagued by a cruel family and under constant fear of being captured and killed by a member of the White Fang, Weiss was sent off to Beacon Academy, rival to Haven Academy where her sister was sent to.
Boomstick: And not only did THAT create even MORE family drama, she was forced to befriend people that she didn't like. Which never goes good.
Wiz: This was an exception. While hating and disagreeing with Ruby Rose at first, Weiss then became good friends with her. While her behavior didn't change, she was at least nice to the main star of the show.
Boomstick: But enough about her backstory, let's talk about her abilities and her weapon, the... Wiz, how the fuck do you say this?
Wiz: The Myrtenaster.
Boomstick: That thing.
(Cue: RWBY Theme: Mirror, Mirror )
Wiz: The Myrtenaster is a modified rapier used for quick attacks that really fit her fast and poke the enemy multiple times fighting style.
Boomstick: And it's also a mini revolver! It can cycle through each different types of Dust. The ones that have been shown, however, are the ice, fire, and electric dusts.
Wiz: She can freeze the floor and skate on it in high heels, somehow.
Boomstick: Heh, it's easy to do that. Just get really drunk and put some blades on the high heels... my ex-wife got maimed but hey, I did it!
Wiz: Fire dust allows her to shoot, of course, fire out of the Myrtenaster and electricity shocks the opponent, literally.
Boomstick: And that's not the FULL extent of what she can do.
(Cue: RWBY Volume 1 - Red Like Roses Part II [Full Version with Build Up] )
Wiz: She can also reflect attacks and just do any other power dust can do. But like all Hunters and Huntresses, Weiss has a Semblance.
Boomstick: And unlike the punchy punchy stuff Yang has, Weiss sues Glyphs to her advantage. These glyphs allow her to increase speed, stay in the air for a longer time, and make barriers.
Wiz: She can also spring enemies into the air and increase her physical strength making her extremely powerful. It's simple, really. Black keeps something in place, Blue pushes the objects away, White can be used as platforms, per se, and Yellow speed her or her target up.
(Cue: RWBY Volume 1 Soundtrack - 28. Episode 16 Score )
Boomstick: Oh, don't forget her ability to combine the Dust AND the Semblance, making her crazy versatile.
Wiz: That is true. By combining these two, she can create ice walls or just ice barriers around herself.
Boomstick: But damn is she fast. She's able to dodge bullets and is faster than Yang, and with calculations, is found to be Mach 20 running speed and Mach 39 reactions.
Wiz: Weiss is also superhumanly strong, able to hurt characters with RIDICULOUS durability. Keep in mind, most of these characters are capable of tanking blasts strong enough to destroy multiple city blocks. not to mention, she's just as durable as these people as she takes beatings from them... at a cost.
(Cue: RWBY Volume 1 Soundtrack - 26. Episode 14 Score )
Boomstick: Well, first off, wearing a dress to a fight IS NOT the best way to go into one. It provides little to no defense for Weiss and she's susceptible to ANY attack.
Wiz: And while she's able to hurt people with the durability mentioned earlier, she's shown that she tires easily.
Boomstick: And it NEVER helps when you lose to a White Fang Lieutenant, someone who should normally be a pushover for someone as powerful as her.
Wiz: But will her speed, Semblance, and power be enough to defeat the Champion of the Lin Kuei?
Weiss Schnee: The Schnee Dust Company is not responsible for any injuries or damages sustained while operating a Schnee Dust Company product. Although not mandatory, the Schnee Family highly encourages their customers to read and familiarize themselves with this easy-to-follow guide to Dust application and practice in the field.
Sub Zero:[]
(Cue: Mortal Kombat X - Sub Zero: Cryomancer (Theme) )
Wiz: From Outworld to Earthrealm, the Lin Kuei are known as the most ruthless clan out there, only being matched by the Shirai Ryu.
Boomstick: And from the Lin Kuei came one of the most known fighting game characters in the world today, Scorpion.
Wiz: Wrong fighter, Boomstick. Today we are talking about Kuai Liang, the modern day Sub Zero. After learning about his brothers death at the hands of Scorpion, Kuai took the name of Sub Zero.
Boomstick: And just like his brother, Kuai Liang fucking sucks at fighting Scorpion. Good thing that Scorpion is either stopped from killing Kuai or just pities the poor guy.
Sub Zero: This fight will be your last!
Boomstick: That's cute.
(Cue: Mortal Kombat Theme Song Original )
Wiz: While Kuai Liang WAS a Lin Kuei warrior, the grandmaster decided to turn all the ninjas in to cyborg warriors.
Boomstick: So instead of being AWESOME, Kuai left the Lin Kuei like an idiot with Smoke. He continued to get VERY pissed off when smoke was captured and turned into a cyborg- What the hell is up with this clan and turning people into robots?
Wiz: And so he was attacked by Cyborgs, joined Raiden in his rebellion, and became grandmaster of the Lin Kuei. He's mastered Shotokan, and the three parts, kihon, the basics, kata, the forms and patterns of moves, and kumite, or sparring. It's often long stances and stability from the strengthening of the legs.
Boomstick: Dragon, on the other thing, is my favorite type of fighting style ever. Shaolin Boxing. You know, where you punch people? That. That's nice.
(Cue: Mortal Kombat Reptile Theme Song )
Wiz: Kuai is a very skilled Cryomancer. Able to shoot ice balls that freeze his opponents or slide and create a path of ice, tripping his enemies.
Boomstick: And he can create weapons made out of ice. His most preferred weapon? The Kori Blade. But if you think THAT's the extent of his power, you thought wrong. If this guy wants to, he can freeze you... and himself. Which brings us to his most... bizarre abilities.
Wiz: By freezing himself and falling backwards, he can teleport anywhere... still makes more sense than Godzilla's mode of transportation though. He can even freeze certain items and snap them in half.
(Cue: Mortal Kombat (2011) - Theme of Sub-Zero by Shinrei )
Boomstick: Which brings us to crushing the stomach, freezing the entrails, and then stabbing people in the eye with them. But hey, it's the game where you can have every. bone. in. your. body. snapped and you can get up fine.
Wiz: And when it comes to fatalities... he's no push over. Incorporating his abilities into them, he has some pretty creative stuff.
(Cue: Mortal Kombat Raiden's Theme )
Boomstick: Need to be frozen from the waist down? Sub Zero's got you! Just tell him not to rip your torso off of your crotch. Or rip out your spine and skull, freeze it, and bash you to pieces with it. He sounds like a COOL dude.
Wiz: Sub Zero's become the grandmaster of the Lin Kuei, lasted longer than his brother Bi-Han, and survived many encounters with Scorpion.
Boomstick: And good thing for Kuai Liang, he ended the rivalry between Scorpion and himself peacefully. You know, the guy who KILLED his brother COLDblooded.
(Cue: Mortal Kombat X - Kung Lao: Tempest (Theme) )
Wiz: However, Kuai Liang is literally the whipping boy for the Mortal Kombat series, losing almost every battle he's in. He's also been killed by Baraka in Armageddon, Sindel, and have been overwhelmed by Smoke, Noob, and Scorpion... multiple times.
Boomstick: But hey, when you need someone to CHILL out with, Sub Zero is an ICE COOL dude.
Wiz: I will maim you.
Sub Zero: This battle is finished, your quest for vengeance is over, Scorpion!
Death Battle:[]
"Is this Amity Colosseum? This... doesn't seem like it?" said the white haired girl as she waltzed into a crumbling arena where the audience cheered and a strange man sat in the middle on a throne. Definitely not Amity Colosseum.
The girl was Weiss Schnee and she had been teleported to this strange world with little memory of what had happened and just knew she was supposed to be at Amity.
"This is a mistake" Weiss said before turning around to walk back into the gate she entered from. Before she took her third step, is slammed shut, shocking her.
"What?!"
That's when the man in the middle stood up and pointed at Weiss, this man was Shao Kahn.
"You are not of this world... you want to go back, do you?"
Weiss nodded in response.
"I'll wager a deal. Defeat one of my champions and you will return back to your world. Fail, you will be killed, resurrected, and forced to fight here like a pig. Deal?"
Weiss thought for a moment and nodded.
"I'll take your offer!"
"Good! Come forth, champion!"
The gate opened and a man garbed in blue and black walked out with fists clenched. This was no other than the Lin Kuei warrior, Sub Zero.
"I will rip you spine out through your stomach!" said the Cyromancer.
Weiss gulped and pointed the Myrtenaster at Sub Zero.
"I'd like to see you try!"
Both knew only one would come out on top and both knew there would be consequences if they lost. Weiss glared at Sub Zero while Sub Zero summoned the Kori Sword.
FIGHT!
(Cue: A Soul Can't Be Cut )
Weiss moved first, slashing at the Lin Kuei warrior. Luckily, Kuai was able to block the blow, trip Weiss into the air, and then uppercut her higher before teleporting up there and slamming her downwards. Weiss got up, looking more furious than hurt.
"You call that an attack?"
"I call that the beginning!"
Kuai then rushed at Weiss, who retaliated by jumping into the air and landing on Sub Zero, impaling him through the arm with the Myrtenaster and firing a burst of electricity through him. The Grandmaster of the Lin Kuei then threw her on the ground and stomped on her stomach. Weiss grabbed his foot...
"Screw you!"
And then hit him in the balls with her heel. Kuai Liang bent over in pain and was then knee'd across the arena and into the wall.
"Whore!"
Sub Zero noticed the high heels and got a plan. He onto the wall and threw multiple ice balls at the floor, freezing the ground of the arena. He laughed triumphantly but stopped when he saw Weiss was skating towards him gracefully.
"Wha-"
Just then, a Blue Glyph hit him from behind, jolting him forwards as Weiss skated by and roundhouse kicked him in the side. Sub Zero got up and skated over to Weiss and clotheslined her and kicked her into the wall.
(Cue: Braving the Battle )
Sub Zero then teleported into the air, and landed on top of Weiss and dug his heel into her back. Weiss threw him off and then stabbed him in the arm again, injuring the Lin Kuei warrior. Shrugging off the pain, Kuai Liang threw her overhead and threw and ice ball at her, freezing her legs and leaving her immobile when she landed.
"What the hell?!"
"Time to-"
Sub Zero stopped in his tracks when he saw Weiss melt the ice with her Fire Dust. She looked up at him.
"Whoops. Did I do that?
Weiss flipped up and and got back into her battle stance.
"Need a moment? I got all the stamina I need."
"Ugh."
Sub Zero teleported behind Weiss and slided into her, knocking her literally on her ass. He then picked her up and attempted to rip her in half from there.
"G-gah! What?!"
"ONE OF US WILL WIN THIS MORTAL KOMBAT!"
Weiss then slashed at his head with the Myrtenaster, scarring the Lin Kuei Warrior and causing him to drop her. She quickly got up and flip-kicked him away into the wall.
"You're still boring me."
"Grr..."
Practically flying from the wall, Kuai Liang threw a punch at Weiss, who caught it and jabbed him in the stomach with her heel before blasting fire in his face. Sub Zero keeled over and glared at Weiss with a "You just crossed a line" look.
(Cue: Find You )
"Ooh, death glare? My favorite-"
Weiss couldn't even finish her sentence. She was barely able to block the blow from the Kori Sword and was kicked away. Sub Zero leaped at her, ready to strike her down. Weiss blocked herself with an ice barrier and the Kori Sword was sticking through the barrier while Sub Zero desperately tried to pull it out. Weiss then cut it into multiple pieces and dispersed the barrier.
"Was that yours?"
Sub Zero responded by rushing at Weiss.
"You're dead!"
Weiss stabbed at Sub Zero just for him to create a wall of ice, trapping The Heiress of Schnee's Dust Company's arm in it. Sub Zero kicked her into the air, froze her in place while still in the air, ran up the pillar, and slammed her to the ground with a hammer made from ice. Sub Zero then leaped from the pillar and stamped his foot down onto Weiss's stomach, knocking her out.
FINISH HER!
Sub Zero picked up Weiss by the throat and aimed his sword at her head. He thrust the blade into her as the battle's time quickly slowed down, before Sub Zero could kill her.
(Cue: Mirror, Mirror )
Flash backs in Weiss's mind appeared before her from when she played as a child to now. She remembered when she was doing well in school, acting like a brat, and proving people wrong. She remembered how she did well on a test and really just got a pat on the back from her parents since they were too busy. Flash forward to recently when she enrolled in Beacon Academy and met Ruby, of course being mean to her. Then she met Yang and then Blake and they worked together as a team from there. She cared very much for her teammates. And then, the screen freezes on a picture of her and her friends...
Her friends...
"NO!"
The scene goes back to normal as Sub Zero's stab goes in full motion and the screen goes black...
And then the scream of a man echoes.
(Cue: MKAliez Start at 0:53)
Weiss had quickly woken up and sliced off Lin Kuei's arm with the Myrtenaster.
"How- how did you?!"
"Don't talk. You'll waste your breath."
Weiss then pushed Sub Zero all the way into the opposing wall with a Blue Glyph and summoned a Yellow Glyph underneath her feet.
"Save it for when you're dead."
Weiss rushed at Sub Zero as the glyph dissipated and slammed the Myrtenaster into his stomach, HARD. Bits of the wall flew off in all directions from the force of the impact. She then threw him into the air, froze him up there and ran up the slope and jumped up, slamming Sub Zero with the sword all the way to the ground. He could barely stand.
(Music stops)
"H-how could a little... urk... how could a little girl like YOU defeat m-me? You were a fair opponent... have mercy on me..."
However, Weiss wasn't having it and replied with a smirk.
"Rules of Mortal Kombat still apply, Sub Zero."
"FINISH HIM!"
Kuai Liang's eyes widened. Those were the last words he would ever hear.
(Cue: Divine Identity )
Weiss pushed Sub Zero into the air with the Blue Glyph and then jumped into the air as well, created dozens of White Glyphs. She froze Sub Zero in the air by his legs and began to jump off of each White Glyph, slashing Sub Zero a multitude of times before landing. The Glyphs disappeared and Weiss put the Myrtenaster in its sheath as Sub Zero exploded into pieces behind her.
KO!
"You have proven your worth, Weiss Schnee, allow me to send you back to your world..."
At that moment, Shao Kahn opened a portal back to Remnant and Weiss walked through before it closed. Shao Kahn sighed.
"It would have been nice to have that girl as a part of Mortal Kombat. Shame. Bring the next fight!"
Sub Zero was resurrected and brought back out onto the field, this time against Scorpion.
"I will rip your spine out- NO!"
And in the stands, concealed by the shadows, was a decent sized cardboard box with an exclamation point on it. Slowly, it lifted off the ground and a familiar looking man in a skin tight suit stared off into the camera and spoke only a few words to it.
"Kept you waiting, huh?"
Results:[]
Boomstick: Chilling.
Wiz: While Sub Zero held the strength and experience categories, Weiss had everything else. Weiss easily bested Sub Zero in speed.
Boosmtick: Kuai Liang can't even dodge bullets. Want to know who can? Weiss. Even if that calculation was wrong, Weiss still has dodged bullets while Sub Zero hasn't.
Wiz: And she's also tanked blows from Grimm and some other super powered beings. While Sub Zero does the same, these people are superior to MK's cast. And while Weiss has only lost TWICE in fights, Sub Zero has last constantly.
Boomstick: And not to mention, she could counter Sub Zero's ice with fire since it's obvious that Fire beats Ice.
Wiz: Which brings us to the fact that Sub Zero is only limited to ice while Weiss has control over multiple elements AND the fact that she can do so much with her Semblance.
Boomstick: "Oh but Wiz, Boomstick! Weiss was defeated by a White Fang Lieutenant!" Keep in mind, that was from the episode where Team RWBY was fighting Grimm all day and she was too tired. Same reason why Yang lost her fight with Neo. Looks like Sub Zero was the hero taken down to zero.
Wiz: The winner is Weiss Schnee.
Comparison:[]
Weiss Schnee:
- +Blitzes Sub-Zero
- +Better durability
- +More versatile
- +Larger AP
- +Fire could counter Sub-Zero's ice
- -Not as experienced
- -Weaker
- -Control over ice is very limited
- -Limited stamina af
Sub-Zero:
- +More experienced
- +A Little Stronger
- +Vastly larger control over ice
- +Smarter
- +Could fight longer
- -Insert all of Weiss's strengths here