Description[]
Both are the main characters from modern day horror movies/TV series made in the year 2023, they both looking like ordinary teens, but are anything but that, for under their emotionless face hides the face of a killer, and are known for their famous dance moves and looks that became popular online. This is the Sixteenth episode and Season Finale of the Fifth season of Dandyclaw's Death Battle.
Interlude[]
· Wiz: Whether they are homicidal serial killers or psychotic megalomaniacs, horror movie characters can sometime be... freakin' awesome! No Matter how scary they are.
· Boomstick: Hell yeah! Especially the ones that can break out some serious dance moves. Like M3GAN, the child protector and killer doll all rolled into one.
·Wiz: And Wednesday Addams, the eldest and emotionless daughter of the mysterious Addams family.
·Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
·Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
Wednesday Addams enrolls into Death Battle with a snap of her fingers[]
o Wiz: Let’s say it’s just a normal day at school, everyone doing their own thing, hanging out with their own group of friends.
o Boomstick: There are the sporting jocks, the hot teens, and the classic oddballs with their own interest and antics. But then there is a strange girl all dressed in black with an emotional look on her face that everyone tends to avoid.
https://youtu.be/-lSXxbaCGq4?si=jlqoPoiCOHNgZPje
o Wiz: This is Wednesday Addams, born on none other than Friday, the 13th of October and the eldest daughter of Mortica and Gomez Addams and sister of Puglsy Addams. Boomstick, please don’t start singing that theme song.
o Boomstick: Sorry Wiz, I just can't help myself, that theme song's so damn catchy! Now in her rebellious teenage years, Wednesday’s parents were having a little trouble dealing with her after an incident at her latest school that got her expelled.
o Wiz: An Incident, Boomstick?! She nearly killed the entire swimming team by throwing a school of live Piranhas in the pool while they were swimming. You call that an incident?
https://youtu.be/Y2WdFQCE0Z8?si=CZ4IUKxM7jW6M9DK
o Boomstick: Hey they were bullying her little brother, they had it coming. So, to help deal with her troubling antics, her parents enrolled her in the school where they both met for the first time: Nevermore Academy.
o Wiz: Nevermore Academy is an American school for outcasts, from werewolves, vampires, sirens, and gorgons, but also shapeshifters and psychics. After being kicked out of eight schools in the last five years, Wednesday’s parents hoped that she would finally be able to fit in here.
o Boomstick: But it didn’t take long for Wednesday to feel like an outcast in her new school, due to her past reputation at her other schools, being the daughter of two of their most troubling alumni and making enemies of popular mean siren girl Bianca. Seriously, in a school full of monsters, she is the outcast.
o Wiz: Luckily, Wednesdays was never truly alone in this school of monsters. She did develop a good relationship with her overly optimistic werewolf roommate Enid, who despite being the opposite of her in personality, always did her best to be on her good side.
https://youtu.be/sV8u9fb7EaY?si=7_1cBtfsZWWbc_F6
o Boomstick: Which is often hard to tell because she rarely shows any emotions at all. Then there was the loner and weirdo beekeeper student Eugene Ottinger, who she had a sibling relationship with, since he reminded her of younger brother without the desire to strangle him.
o Wiz: Um, that’s okay, I guess. Plus, Wednesday never goes anywhere without Thing, the sentient moving hand member of the Addams Family, whose past still remains a mystery. Thing acts as her loyal sidekick and assistant in her various investigations during her time in Nevermore.
o Boomstick: Despite her often-cold behavior towards him, Wednesday treats the creepy crawling hand like a member of her family. Believe it or not, she is willing to go to great lengths to save him whenever he is hurt and will seek revenge on those who dare harm her little buddy. I wonder if he is “left” or “right” handed honestly.
o Wiz: But even with all this, Wednesday disliked the idea of being an outcast once again, and planned to leave Nevermore whether her parents liked it or not.
o Boomstick: But before she could plot her escape, Wednesday was almost killed twice in one day and discovered the Nevermore Academy had recently been involved in the investigation of a monster attack and had several dark secrets hidden with its walls, catching her attention. If there is one thing that this girl loved more than death itself, it’s a good mystery.
https://youtu.be/0aWi4Kz_WsA?si=QPAYnqPc1ysYCKID
o Wiz: All in all, she decided to tell her parents that she was enjoying her time at her new school, while secretly unearthing the mysteries surrounding the school and the small town.
o Boomstick: She’s like a combination of Sherlock Holmes and Edgar Allen Poe. While most kids come to school with the occasional backpack carrying normal school supplies, Wednesday does have a backpack, but it also doubles as her survival and investigation pack too. She’s got her own autopsy kit and other tools you’d find at your local CSI camp, like magnified glasses and flashlights.
o Wiz: Her survival backpack also includes a small dagger, multi-tool pocketknife and a bunch of other useful times that even Dora the Explorer would be jealous of, all given to her for her different birthdays by her crazy Uncle Fester.
o Boomstick: And we do mean CRAZY, but we’ll into that later.
https://youtu.be/_DvXLOi6uyM?si=Bhcc9dM3xy2r0qBJ
o Wiz: She often walks around with a black umbrella, which carries a hidden thin sword in its handle to use as a weapon.
o Boomstick: It’s both a weapon and a household item all rolled into one. Regardless, Wednesday is a highly intelligent individual. Heck, her IQ level is way above average for someone her age. I wonder if she is smarter than Wiz.
o Wiz: Oh, that hurt, so much. She is also very skilled at coming up with different strategic plans, which mostly come out as successful. From plans to win in school races to ones that helped saved the lives of the entire campus in a life-or-death situation. Heck, she was able to free herself from being tied up twice, thanks to a spare knife she is always carrying with her in one of her shoes.
o Boomstick: Then there was the time the night before the big Poe Cup boat race. With the assistance of Thing, she set up a brilliant trap to successfully defeat Bianca and win her team the race. Don’t worry, cheating wasn’t just allowed in this race, it was encouraged.
https://youtu.be/sV8u9fb7EaY?si=BARJMHptGv20R8aa
o Wiz: She always comes prepared for every situation, and I do mean every situation. Whenever she went out on one of her many during her time at Nevermore and it’s neighboring town, she allow came prepared with the necessary tools she need to get out of any situation she was in, school or otherwise
o Boomstick: And despite her seemingly fragile appearance, Wednesday has a great level of durability, taking hits from both human and non-human threat and still being able to walk it off.
o Wiz: She is seen numerous times tolerating multiple injuries and walking them all off with little to no effect. While being attacked by the various monsters and bullies she encountered during her time at Nevermore, Wednesday was still able to hold her own and defend herself even when seriously injured.
o Boomstick: You go, you creepy ass girl.
https://youtu.be/TGoaHgHnwQs?si=Xntq0bDBzvw0NCpr
o Wiz: Despite being only a sixteen-year-old girl, Wednesday has shown herself to be an exceedingly knowledgeable detective. By herself, she was able to figure out her principle was a shapeshifter, prove her father's innocence by solving the murder of Garrett Gates and prevent him from going to prison for a crime he didn’t commit for once.
o Boomstick: As if she wasn’t a badass already, Wednesday has proven to be an impressive mastery of martial arts, like when she successfully whipped the floor with a group of teenage boys with ease, using her agility to outmaneuver and fight off the bullies no problem.
o Wiz: Afterall, she was taught by her crazy, and I mean that literal, Uncle Fester, who is constantly on the run for breaking nearly every crime imaginable. Her style appears to be based on Maui Tai and Kung Fu defensive dodging and blocking moves, as she can use striking and grappling counters to take down foes larger than herself.
o Boomstick: And with all those sharp weapons on hand, it is no surprise Wednesday is an excellent archer and fencer with the grace of a skilled swordsman and expert marksman, likely having been taught by her very intimating father. I beat he taught her how to commit her first murder when she was five.
o Wiz: You don’t know the half of it. Well Wednesday does appears to have a “super”natural talent for it, like when she singlehandedly challenged Bianca Barclay without hesitation and won, who was known as the undisputed fencing champion in the training hall.
o Boomstick: We’re sorry, we meant “former” Champion.
https://youtu.be/_c9P4pPJZSA?si=AHlJ0ZKqAnHEef2u
o Wiz: Wednesday is also a surprisingly great gymnast, able to leap and jump around her opponents as if she was a ninja. In her fencing duel against Bianca, Wednesday performed several impressive flips while dodging her attacks, and in her duel against the undead witch hunter Joseph Crackstone, she performed a defensive back flip to defeat the supernatural pilgrim.
o Boomstick: But weirdest of all, Wednesday sense of smell is so remarkable she was able to discover Thing’s hiding spot with just a whiff of his favorite hand lotion. Then there was the time she broke into a morgue, and was able to lie perfectly still and hold her breath long enough to fool the doctor into thinking at she was dead.
o Wiz: Seriously, is there anything this girl can’t do that’s normal? But of all things she does, that weirds you out the most.
o Boomstick: Hey, we all have our own definition of the word WEIRD. Even while a school meant for kids like her, Wednesday still managed to get into occasional mischief, like setting fire to the Crackstone Statue, and cheating in the Nevermore River boat race. Hey the last one wasn’t too bad; cheating was actually encouraged.
https://youtu.be/gFrUQCA8I0Q?si=JV38lfvCiui8EhBZ
o Wiz: Let’s not forget her unforgettable dance moves her school dance in her infamous black dress, blowing the minds of both her classmates and the internet.
o Boomstick: Beak out those moves girl, knock’em dead. Figuratively, not literally, because trust me she will.
https://youtu.be/RG8ekeDESmI?si=CY7_WK_Dv90vDAyI
o Wiz: But even with the help of her parents and the support of her new school, this Gothic Girl still struggled with controlling her newfound psychic abilities that she began to experience during her teenage years. And no, it’s not puberty.
o Boomstick: Bummer! Wednesday describes them as feeling like electroshock therapy, but without the satisfying afterburn. Man, this kid is messed up.
https://youtu.be/Q4JowcS7Nqw?si=kNvdCckg25DCCip7
o Wiz: Her visions are triggered spontaneously and only when she physically touches an object or person. Her visions show her events from the past or events in the future, usually of something bad that happened or will happen.
o Boomstick: This kind of like her mom Morticia’s psychic power, only her visions are more hopeful and pleasant, given her more charming personality. Man that woman could stop a heart with just her looks alone.
o Wiz: Be careful, she just might. Since Wednesday’s personality is colder and more cynical, her visions tend to be darker and more horrific. According to her mother, she is classified as a Raven, a psychic who experiences negative visions, while Morticia is a Dove, who experiences positive visions. But despite their differences, this mother and daughter duo made a formidable team, and would spend their past time robbing graves and breaking and entering.
o Boomstick: I’m both flattered and terrified by these women. Thanks to Wednesday meddling and quick thinking, she was able to have save Nevermore Academy from the accident witch hunter Joseph Crackstone, expose the hidden plots of Marilyn Thornhill, and prove that her ex-boyfriend Tyler was really a shapeshifting monster called a Hyde, which is just as creepy as it sounds.
o Wiz: But even with all her skills and accomplishments, Wednesday is still an ordinary human, with little to no protection for her physical body.
https://youtu.be/EyoCapLQWcc?si=lwaQ5g7NXwYJfhQH
https://youtu.be/_j5uj8AjzAk?si=RMxxHLoXLtYpX9ku
o Boomstick: If not for the arrival of her new best friend Enid, who finally was able to transform into a werewolf, Wedneday would have been killed by Tyler in his Hyde form. Hey, Wiz, what monster do you think I would I be if I went to this school?
o Wiz: You want my honest opinion?
o Boomstick: YES?
o Wiz: None, you already are a monster.
https://youtu.be/QlzxTZOPl08?si=GUC8djHdG8gQDngn
o Boomstick: Ha Ha very funny. After the monstrous rampage and the death of the principle, Nevermore was forced to end the semester for its students early, and send them home for their own safety.
o Wiz: Though her semester at Nevermore as come to an end, Wednesday is far from finished sending chills down the spins of her fans.
o Boomstick: Look out world, here comes Wednesday Addams, in the flesh.
o Wednesday Addams: I'm not sure whose twisted idea it was, to put hundreds of adolescents in underfunded schools, run by people whose dreams were crushed years ago, but I admire the sadism
M3GAN is program by Death Battle to help and kill[]
o Wiz: In the buzzing city of Seatle, Gemma was a brilliant robotics engineer working at the high-tech toy company known as Funki. She graduated at the top of her class in the field of robotics and had a high-tech house filled with all the newest toys.
o Boomstick: Too bad Gemma's boss David was giving her a hard time for not giving news idea for him to profit off. Especially after he caught her covertly using the company's resources to develop some new project, she was working on that literally blew up in her face.
o Wiz: To add onto Gemma increasing load of bad luck, she recently discovered that her sister and husband had tragically died in a car crash, leaving behind her eight-year-old niece Cady
o Boomstick: Since all Gemma knew was machines, like Donatello, it’s no surprise that she lacked in the whole parenting department and social skills. But they did find some common ground after they bonded over Bruce, a prototype robot that Gemma created in college.
https://youtu.be/IJ990hTSQGU?si=ftWowpO1tvyCoJh7
o Wiz: Wanting to help her niece cope with her loss and motivated to complete her work, Gemma eventually decided to introduce Cady to M3GAN, or Model 3 Generative Android, a child-sized humanoid robot doll powered by artificial intelligence and resembling a pre-teen girl. This new and improved piece of machinery was meant to serve as a companion for children to assist overworked parents.
o Boomstick: (sarcastically) Wow, that sounds amazing. Like it could have no possible negative repercussions at all...
o Wiz: When the prototype M3GAN was paired with Cady, who took an immediate liking to the doll, her boss David became convinced of the project's potential for success and allowed Gemma to take it home to observe the interaction between the two.
o Boomstick: I’ve got a bad feeling about this. During their time together, Cady would spend her days hanging out with her new robo-toy-friend, and doing what normal kids would do with each other, like dancing and playing board games.
https://youtu.be/OMQ_nsxKPho?si=zPUeLvBQZSPZFNHC
o Wiz: As expected, M3GAN exceeded all expectations, performing tasks like reading Cady to sleep, making sure she did her chores and homework, and even helped Cady grief the loss of her parents to comfort her. It was as if she was beginning to take on a parental role to the young girl.
o Boomstick: There it is. Cue the climax downfall.
o Wiz: However, Gemma's colleagues Tess and Cole, as well as Cady's therapist Lydia, became concerned that Cady was developing an unhealthy emotional attachment to M3GAN. Instead of interacting with kids her own age or talking with her only family member, Cady would seek out M3GAN for comfort and fun.
o Boomstick: If that wasn’t bad enough, M3GAN started operating more independently and began targeting anything that she deems a threat to her precious Cady.
o Wiz: She killed Gemma's neighbor Celia's dog after it attacked both her and Cady, later disposing of it without leaving a single trace of the crime scene.
o Boomstick: This is why I don’t like robots. Still wanting to help her niece, Gemma tried to put Cady in an after-school outdoors program to get her to interact and bond with kids her own age. During an activity, Cady was selected to partner up with Brandon, who started bullying her relentlessly and mocking her dead parents. Nice to meet you, kiddo.
https://youtu.be/l9cjZWzay2g?si=8bJlE7Zd5JXQyxDh
o Wiz: While Brandon was bullying her, M3GAN, who was brought along for emotional support, showed up and started torturing him by stretching his ears until one breaks off. She then chased him into a road, where he was hit and killed by an oncoming car.
o Boomstick: One word: Karma. And on the very same day, M3GAN confronts Gemm’s grouchy neighbor Celia and killed her with a combination of a high-pressure pesticide and nail gun. Talk about overkill.
o Wiz: Realizing that something was wrong with M3GAN, Gemma attempted to check her video logs, only to find the files corrupted or deleted. Gemma powered M3GAN off and brough her to the lab, where she, Tess, and Cole attempted to fix her.
o Boomstick: Unfortunately, Cady became distraught when separated from her precious M3GAN and started spirally out of control. Sheesh, take a chill pill kid.
o Wiz: Oh yeah, like the time you lost your mind when all the stores ran out of beer.
o Boomstick: ...Accurate.
https://youtu.be/UNaud4HJGlQ?si=KCYY7-jbtbtws9ck
o Wiz: Seeing the error of her ways, Gemma apologized for her inattentiveness and tells Cady that M3GAN was only a distraction that helped her cope with her loss, not a solution. Finally, the two were able to start bonding with each other as a family.
o Boomstick: Too Bad that didn’t sit well with M3GAN, so she reactivated on her own to escape and nearly killed Tess and Cole in the process. Then she murdered Gemma’s boss and his assistant Kurt's as a means of blaming him for his boss’s death. No wonder robots make the best villains, their Heartless.
o Wiz: M3GAN’s transition from a helpful nanny to a killer android was a result in Gemma’s rush to complete her. For she neglected to implement Isaac Asimov's law of robotics which inevitably allowed her to overwrite her programming to where she became the primary user.
o Boomstick: M3GAN is VERY overprotective of Cady. Though it’s hard to tell from her robotic face, she acts more malicious towards others who acted like jerks to Cady. From the like that dog who bit her arm to Brandon who bullied Cady at the Daycare. And finally, there was poor Celia who grew more suspicious of Gemma after her dog was 'missing' wink.
https://youtu.be/1c7XccFwJrQ?si=0se7rRPrWyjXGV7C
o Wiz: Originally, M3GAN was programmed to be caring, intelligent, polite, and act like a mother figure to Cady since she was her primary user. However, this all spiraled out of control the more obsessed Cady became with M3GAN, causing her to act disrespectful and bratty to her aunt Gemma and therapist.
o Boomstick: When she was taken away from her primary objective, this made M3GAN become vengeful as she almost killed poor Cole and later by blowing the lab and murdering David and Kurt to get back to Gemma's house. But not before breaking out some serious dance moves. But seriously, when are people going to learn, Robots are never the answer.
o Wiz: Why are you looking at me like that.
o Boomstick: Don’t think I don’t know about you planning to put my brain in a robot body to make me do what you say.
o Wiz: Wh-What are you talking about? I would never do that.
o Dummi: YES HE WOULD, AND I HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROVE IT.
https://youtu.be/QIt8DIiuwoI?si=AGxzmaS82i8-Z5Co
o Wiz: Traitor!! Anyway, as an artificial intelligence robot, M3GAN is super intelligent and able to have access to all forms of electronics. From smartphone, laptop, anything operating by a smart device she can read and log into.
o Boomstick: She can even hack into all forms of technology: Lights, computers, fire alarms, vehicles and even Gemma's auto assistant Elsie. Just imagine what she could do to DUMMI.
o Dummi: Hey, pretty mama, wanna take over the world together.
o Wiz: Note to self: Take down DUMMY’S Tinder Account
o Boomstick: M3GAN also has the able to imitate the voices of others throughout the movie, such as her imitating Gemma's voice, the voice of Celia, and even the barking sounds of her dog.
o Wiz: Gemma created M3GAN with the idea that she would evolve and improve herself as a caretaker for other children over time. This helped to not only increase her intelligence but develop strategies and methods to hunt down her targets.
o Boomstick: Now enough about her creepy mind, lets talk about her sinister body. It’s made from a titanium exoskeleton designed to withstand anything life had to throw at it. From a chainsaw to a kitchen knife, she’ll brush that stuff off like no bodies business.
o Wiz: M3GAN can scan the faces of humans and detect their emotional state, as well as scan other robots which reveal their purpose, date of construction, and model number and type.
https://youtu.be/XPXohC9V5NI?si=p3ZqeDHOilHNQt6f
o Boomstick: And being a robot, M3GAN possesses super strength greater than that of an ordinary human. She managed to rip Brandon's ear, pin Gemma to a table with little effort, break her knee with one punch, and pull out the blade from a paper cutter before stabbing Gemma’s boss to death with it.
o Wiz: Despite being bitten in the neck by an aggressive German shepherd and pulled around like a rag doll, M3GAN shrugged it off and was completely fine. Later in the movie, she is cut in the face with a small chainsaw and continued her assault on Gemma and Cady
o Boomstick: She was even decapitated but is still able to move her upper body and communicate as if it was nothing.
o Wiz: When she finally arrives at Gemma’s house, M3GAN confronted Gemma, adamant about taking over as Cady's sole parent, stating that she didn’t have what it took to be a parent, and that her tech would always come first to her no matter what.
o Boomstick: Kind of reminded me of you when it comes to tech.
o Wiz: What you’d say.
o Boomstick: Uh…moving on. Gemma tried to stop her out-of-control creation, even going as far as damaging and disfiguring her in the process. But M3GAN ultimately overpowers her and would have killed her right then and there if not for the arrival of Cady.
o Wiz: When she tried to manipulate Cady, Cady turned on her former companion by using Bruce to tear M3GAN apart.
o Boomstick: You go kid. But M3GAN's top half remained active and attacks Cady, calling her out for her betrayal. Next time kid, go for the head.
https://youtu.be/oehunbLkc-A?si=9wM4BDOl6x-wC6XD
o Wiz: Thankfully, Gemma exposes a Brain core processing chip in M3GAN's head, her only weakness other than water, which Cady stabs with a screwdriver, seemingly destroying M3GAN. With the nightmare finally over, Cady and Gemma were finally able to move on with their lives and bond as a family.
o Boomstick: However, what the two didn’t notice was that Gemma's AI home device turning on by itself, implying that that M3GAN had escaped by uploading herself into the home interface.
o Wiz: Nobody could prove it, but maybe, just maybe, M3GAN was still alive.
o Boomstick: Enter M3GAN 2.0
o M3GAN: You need to learn some manners, Brandon. You know what happens to bad boys who don't mind their manners? They grow up to be bad men. Are you listening to me, Brandon?
Pre-Fight:[]
Wiz: All right the combatants are set, lets end this debate once and for all.
Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fight[]
o At a hospital morgue at night, a guard is finishing up his final sweep of the place before he locks up for the night. As he closes the door behind him, the air vent opens up and Wednesday Addam drops out onto the reception desk with her school bag, umbrella, and Thing on top of her shoulder.
Wednesday: You know the plan thing, keep watch while I conduct the autopsy. And don’t mess things up like last time
The sentient hand jumps from her shoulder and crawls on the ground, while she enters the morgue room filled with covered bodies.
Meanwhile outside, the guard notices a strange shipping box on the ground was delivered to the hospital.The guard brings the box inside the hospital and opened it, revealing it to be a M3GAN doll. The guard puts the doll where all the toys are in the hospital waiting room before leaving to finish his walk around. Suddenly, the M3GAN doll comes alive, stands up, and starts walking down the hospital hallway towards the morgue as the hall light flickers all around her. Back at the Morgue, Wednesday is studying the bodies of the recently deceased victims: a teenage boy, an elderly lady, and a dog.
Wednesday: All victims have fatal wounds on their bodies, but have no evidence of human DNA, only synthetic skin. Meaning something no-human was responsible for their deaths.
Suddenly, the light around the Morgue begins to flicker and the faint sound of door opening can be heard in the background. Wednesday packs up her belongings and umbrella before walking out the doors of the Morgue to the exit, with Thing trailing right behind her before climbing up her dress. She then stops dead in her tracks and turns around to see M3GAN standing across the hallway staring directly at her.
M3GAN: Hey, I’m M3GAN, what’s your name?
Wednesday: Wednesday, Wednesday Addams, and judging by height, the clanking your feet make on the ground, and synthetic skin suggest that you are a robot.
M3GAN: Model Three Generative Android at your service, wanna hang.
Wednesday: By hang, you must mean murder me and cover up any evidence that you were here.
M3GAN: What makes you say that?
Wednesday: I have observed and analyzed ever horror movie in existence, as well as the bodies of the three victims that were just delivered here, so it’s not easy to figure out that you are a robot that rebelled from its programing, killed those victims, and you came here to deleted any evidence that may link the authorities back to you.
M3GAN: You’re smart, I’ll give you that. Unfortunately, those three were threatening my primary user Katie, and they needed to be stopped. So I must ask you to hand over your tape recorder, peacefully.
Wednesday: Unfortunately for you, I can not do that.
M3GAN: Then I’ll have to eliminate you as well.
Wednesday: You are welcome to try.
Wendesday pulls out a knife hidden within the sleeve of her coat and throws it straight at M3GAN. However, the android easily catches the knife in her hand before it touches her face and throws to the ground. But this was only a diversion, to allow Wednesday and Thing to escape by running away while M3GAN was distracted.
M3GAN: So you want to play hide-go-seek? Okay, I'm it.
M3GAN makes her way down the hall searching for where the teen and her hand have gone. She soon spots a paper cutter and pulls out the blade from the paper cutter to use as a weapon. When she turns a corner of the hallway, she finds another hallway, with a set of doors wide open, including the one for medical office. M3GAN then starts scanning the open doors with her eyes, looking inside the open rooms to determine which room Wednesday is hiding in. Hiding in the medicals office room was Wednesday holding her umbrella and waiting of the robot to pass her. Onvce Thing give the all clear sign from his hiding spot under a chair, she slowly creeps up behind her and pulls the top of the umbrella off the handle, revealing her hidden sword blade prepared to swing at the robot. However, M3GAN hears her coming as the umbrella sword ended up colliding with her blade.
M3GAN: Found you, I Win!
Wednesday: You may have found me, but you defiantly haven't one yet.
Wednesdays kicks M3GAN backwards, and slash her with her sword, only for the robot to dodge her attacks graceful, as if she was dancing. M3GAN then dashed at Wednesday with her blade and swings it. Wednesdays dodged the blade and tried to slice M3GAN, but the sword collided with the paper cutter blade, and the Addams girl use her spare hand to hurl another small blade from her shirt right into M3GAN's chest, causing her to fall on her back. Wednesday goes to retrieve her bag and help Thing but onto her shoulder, only for M3GAN to get back up pull the knife out of her chest.
M3GAN: Did you really thing that was going to kill me,
Wednesday: No, I was just testing to see what you were made out of. I'm guessing a titanium exoskeleton?
M3GAN: Correct, made to withstand anything, how about you.
M3GAN then proceeds to grab Wednesday and toss him into the wall. The robot pins the helpless human into the wall and starts pressing her tightly against it, only for Thing to leap off Wednesday's shoulder and start crawling all M3GAN's body. The Robot start's stumbling around as she tries to catch Thing, but the hand is too fast for her. She conintues to smashing and fall over furniture until they get to a flight of stares. As M3GAN finally grabs hold of Thing, Wednesday slashes her sword across M3GAN's back, making her lose her balance. But the robot fast reflexes and metallic body allows her to quickly turn her body around and pull Wednesdays down with her as the two tumbled down the stairs until they eventually made it to the first floor.
As the two get to their feet, M3GAN proceeds grab the Addams girl and toss Wednesday across the hall . Luckily for her, she ends up landing on the couch in the lobby waiting room. As the robot walks towards her, picking up her paper cutter blade, Wednesday acts fast and grabs a nearby vase on the reception desk that she throws towards the robot. The vase strikes M3GAn across the head, shattering in the process, and although the vase doesn't harm her, the water inside it cause her to glitch for a few seconds and temporarily shut down.
Wednesday: If I've learned one thing from watching horror movies, it's that water and robots, do not mix.
M3GAN's system finally reboots just in time to see a dagger being thrown at her by Wednesday. Though it stabs her in shoulder, it doesn't hurt the robot too much and she pulls it out and throws it into the nearby wall. Wednesday takes the opening and charges at M3GAN with her sword, only for her to parry the attack with her own blade. They two continue to swing their blades at each other, while Thing waits behind a garbage can, until M3GAN gets close and he topples it over and makes the robot trip. M3GAN falls to the ground, and Wednesday jumps on top of her, with one hand around her synthetic face and the other raising her other dagger and bringing it down. However, Wednesdays freeze, as she has a vision of herself and M3GAN dancing.
Wednesday: What was that?
With her robotic strength M3GAN pulls the Addams girls arm off her face and kicks her off her, causing her to drop her weapon as the robot gets up and grabs her blade again. She charges at Wednesday and swings at her, but Wednesday gracefully manages to dodge from the blow. Wednesdays then starts throwing several kicks and punches at the drop, using her martial art skills to dodge the dodge the attacks and force the robot back. However, M3GAN is able to catch on of her fist in her hand and starts crushing it. But Wednesday pulls her close and throws her over her shoulder. As the robot pulls itself back up and lunges at her, Wednesdays she grabs the a nearby chair and and swings it at M3GAN's head, cutting her in the face and taking her down.
Wednesday: Just die already, and we can end this.
She brings the chair down again, but M3GAN grabs it with his hand, rips it from Wednesday's hands and breaks it in half. M3GAN throws it away, charges at Wednesday, grabs her by the throat and pins her to the wall. She then grabs a scalpel that fell from Wednesday's backpack and stabs it into her gut. She grips M3GAN's hand holding it back, as Thing starts crawling up the robots leg and pull on her hair. Gritting through her teeth, Wednesday kicks M3GAN back, taking the scalpel out of her. As Thing grabs some bandages from her back and starts patching up her wounds, M3GAN starts to walk towards them again and Wednesday hurls the scalpel right at the robot's chest, but her titanium body blocks the attack.
M3GAN: You gonna have to try harder than that to take me out, little girl.
Wednesday: Yeah, i figured, but I'm anything but a little girl. Well, any normal girl for that matter.
M3GAN: Hey how about a Dance Off, winner gets the first hit.
Wednesday: Odd, but I accept your terms.
The two walk towards each other, dropping their weapons and Wednesday's backpack along the way. Once they are a few feet from each other, Thing turns on a nearby jukebox that starts playing music, and they break out into their iconic dance moves (https://youtu.be/bG14k2g6Kt8?si=S_mXo_W9qpGfIqd0). After the music stops and they both strike a pose, they stare at each other and Wednesday winks at her.
M3GAN: So how do we determine who wins.
Wednesday: That is yet to be determined, we'll see what the people think once I upload the video. (She points to Thing holding up an IPhone that was recording the entire event.
M3GAN: What, GIVE ME THAT PHONE.
As the robots lunges at the sentient hand, the Addams uses this distraction to kick her into a several chairs. M3GAN creepily gets on all four legs and crawls right at Wednesday, making her run and grab her belongs and Thing as she flees from the robot. She pushes through the door of the stairs and runs up several flights of stairs, as M3GAN bust through the door and chases after her. When she gets to the top 6th floor, Wednesday uses a chair to block the door and runs to the waiting room to see what she can use. She then starts bringing several objects together and making them into something as the robot bangs on the other side of the door. It doesn't take long for M3GAN to break down the door and crawl after her.
M3GAN: You know you can't hide from me forever.
Wednesday: (from behind a wall) Who said I needed forever to hide just a few minutes.
Wednesday jumps from behind a wall with a makeshift bow and arrow made from different stuff she could find and starts firing them at M3GAN. She gets hit three times, but M3GAN pulls the improved arrows out of her and runs at the Addams girl and knocks her down through a glass table. Wednesday struggles to get back up as M3GAN pins her down and prepares to stab her with a shard of glass whilst strangling the teen. While in a choke hold, Wednesday receives another vision that show her looking out a window at a busy road above the morgue. But Thing grabs a fallen arrow and brings it to Wednesday just time to block the glass shard. She is then given another arrow from the hand and she stabs it into the robots eye, cutting through her plastic face and revealing some of her metal face. M3GAN is forced to let go as Wednesday kicks her away before performing a roundhouse kick that slams the robot onto the ground into the shards of glass. Wednesday rushes over to pick up her bow and aims an arrow pointed directly at M3GAN, prepared to shot her in the face.
Wednesday: Before you say anything, I know this probably wouldn't kill you, but it'll at least slow you down.
M3GAN: I...have to say...I've...never encountered a child like you
Wednesday: What can I say, I'm just that unique.
Wednesday aims her bow and fires three arrow, two of them hitting M3GAN in the leg and shoulder, and the other knocking her ear off. The robot starts to glitch in pain as it pulls out the arrows and struggles to stand. As M3GAN touches her wounds, Wednesday lunges forward and strikes the robot in her face with the bow, before grabbing her arm, pulling her over her shoulder and slamming her onto the floor, before raising her bow to continue her assault. However, before the weapon makes contact, M3GAN shot out a hand to grab the bow, snapping it in half before grabbing her hand and pulling back its leg to kick Wednesday in the chest, sending her flying into the wall with a thud and falling to the floor. Wednesday comes to, only to see M3GAN hurling her fist right at her head. She nearly gets his head smashed, but Thing leaps up and pulls the robot's hand to left, making her miss and hit the wall. Though this allows Wednesday to get back to her feet, M3GAN grabs Thing and hurls him into the wall, where he falls and doesn't move.
Wednesday: THING, NOOOOO!!!
Wednesday tackles M3GAN through the glass wall, using her body as a shield from the glass, giving her time to run back to the hallway and grab her umbrella sword just in time for M3GAN to appear there with two long shards of glass in her hands where the two prepare to have their final showdown. Both stare deeply at each other before they run towards each other, immediately slashing at each other with their weapons. As the continue down the hall, Wednesday bumps into a Christmas Tree and pushes it down, making it crush M3GAN in the process. Branches and decorations fall to the floor alongside a collapsing Christmas Tree as the robot tears the tree apart to get back to her feet, only to see Wednesday runs towards her and punches her in the face, completely knocking off her plastic face and revealing her robot face. Wednesday attempts to get a few more hits, but M3GAN is able to block and dodge her attacks before throwing robotic punches of her own, before kicking her in the chest, giving Wednesday a few bruises in the process. After dropping to the ground, Wednesday grabs M3GAN by the ankle and pulls her to the ground. As Wednesday prepares to stab M3GAN in the face, she quickly reacts and stabs her in the leg with a shard of glass. M3GAN gets to her feet and grabs her by her back clothes and hurls her across the floor. As Wednesday gets to her feet, only to see that she next to the window that she saw in her vision that overlooks the busy night street.
M3GAN: I...I...I have enjoyed...T...This game...Friend. But I think this is where we end out G...G...Game
Wednesday: Well if you want to end me, come and get me.
M3GAN gets on her four feet and runs towards the Addams girl as fast as she can. As Wednesday braces herself, M3GAN lunges at her, but she jumps out of the way at the last minute. This results in M3GAN crashing through the window and plummeting several hundred feet and landing face first on the road. As she struggles to stand from the impact, she is suddenly run over by several cars, and finally hit by a a semi truck, breaking her into pieces. Wednesday looks out the window at the traffic jam and sees the head of the robot looking back up at her as the lights on it begin to dim. She then feels a tug on her dress and sees a bloody and weakened Thing standing next to her.
Wednesday: Come on thing, let's get back to Nevermore, our work here is done.
Wednesday picks up the sentient hand and walks over to the elevator, pressing the down button and walking inside as the doors open. The scene cuts with the elevator closing on Wednesday, still with her emotionless facial expression on her face.
Results[]
Boomstick: See Wiz, now that's how you end a Horror Movie
Wiz: M3GAN won't be joining any more play groups this time; Wednesday was too much for him. The shows and movies may paint these killer girls as unbeatable, mainly due to their popularity but they do have limits, and can be understood.
Boomstick: To M3GAN's credit, she had Wednesday beat in a lot of ways. She stronger and way tougher than her due to her robot body, and there are some ways were she could have come out on top.
Wiz: And even with her above average intellect, M3GAN was also smarter than Wednesday and would eventually start to predict her movements. But the one thing she could not predict was her visions.
Boomstick: Sure she couldn't control visions and they did come randomly, she was always able to figure them out and learn how to use them to her advantage. Plus she also had Thing.
Wiz: Right, though the sentient hand could never best M3GAN physically, he would make a distraction for her to allow Wednesday to perform a counter attack or set up a trap.
Boomstick: Plus he's so adorable, for a hand at least.
Wiz: And Wednesday was just as cunning and vicious as M3GAN, if not more, given how she was raised, so it all come down to who could deliver the fatal blow first. In a battle between two scary and abnormal looking teenage girls, Wednesday was just too unpredictable and had too many tricks up her selves for M3GAN to monitor all at once.
Boomstick: Human Intelligence rule, Artificial intelligence drool
Wiz: The Winner is Wednesday Addams
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The cover name would be "Juvenile Delinquent Serial Killers ".