Description[]
Mario Vs Kirby! Both are exeptional heros, but what happens when their two copy cats enage in battle?
Intro[]
Kirby: When you think of me/me from another dimention and Mario, you think of really great heroes.
Sheepboi: But their not the only ones who are heroic and sport their looks. Meta Knight, the defender of Dreamland.
Kirby: And Wario, the greedy yellow anti-hero. He's Sheepboi and I'm Kirby!
Sheepboi: And it's out job to messure their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE!
Wario[]
Kirby: Mario. The heroic plumber has been rescuing princesses for years but one day when he returned home to his personal castle he found out that a fake fraud had taken over his castle! His name? Wario.
Sheepboi: This greedy son-of-a-bitch wants nothing more than money and fame, with ruining Mario's life on the side. And before you say: "He's fat and tubby, he'll never beat Mario!" bitch sit the hell down.
Kirby: Wario's strength is through the roof, surpassing even Mario's! And Mario once kicked a giant castle weighing about 200 tons! but he isn't a slouth in speed either. While not fast in running speed, he can scale to Mario, who piloted the star-whatever. And that thing was moving *Paper flipping* *Wispering* damn it where is it . . . *No longer wispering* FOUND IT! Moving at hypersonic speeds!
Sheepboi: Wario is durable enough to survive multiple hits from Mario, who we already said can hit with 200 tons of force. And Wario survived multiple of those hits! And that's not even it! Once, when he actually wasn't being a selfish bitch, he defeated the villian, the entire dimention collapsed with Wario in the middle! And he survived it!
Kirby: Wario is tough, and will do anything to ruin Mario, and his reason is that out of hundreds of games of . . . Cops and Robbers he never got to be the Cop . . . once. Damn, it doesn't justify what he does but Mario, you SUCK. Not only are you a horrible boyfriend, you didn't even let this tubby idiot be the Cop one time. Almost as bad as Boomstick's dad.
Boomstick: Nope. Not quiet there yet.
Sheepboi: OH GOD HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE! *shoving Boomstick* GET OUT!
Boomstick: OW! FINE!
Kirby: What were we doing again?
Sheepboi: Wario's bio.
Kirby: Oh yeah. Anyways let's talk power ups. Much like Mario, Wario does have power ups, and you better believe it. He has the Bull power up, the Jet power up, Eagle Power up, Dragon, Metal, Bouncy, Crazy, Electric, Fat, Flaming, ect.
Sheepboi: But none come close to the power of Warioman. By eating garlic (Of all things) he can become Warioman. Dressed in Purple and Pink, Warioman can fly, is even stronger than normal, even faster than normal, his farts are more powerful, oh and about the farts, his main attacks are farts of deadly they have the power of a nuke.
Kirby: Wario is one tough son-of-a-bitch, so don't go fooling around with Wario.
Wario: WARIO NUMBA ONE! HAHAHA!
Meta Knight[]
Sheepboi: Kirby. The Star Warrior is the (Almost) last of the Star Warriors, and spends his days eating and protecting the universe. But when the pink puffball is not there to save Popstar, it's true guardian protects it. With a really cool sword, and the look of an VERY edgy edgelord, this is Meta Knight.
Kirby: Thousands of years old, it is unknown where he came from, or why he does what he does, but he is the same race as Kirby, and is also a Star Warrior.
Sheepboi: Meta Knight is thousands of years old, older than Kirby, who himself is already over 200 years old. He has plenty of experiance, and he definatly makes use of it with his sword.
Kirby: This thing can cut through almost anything, and Meta Knight uses it for the coolest thing ever: Makeing literal tornados. Also Meta Knight is fast. REALLY, REALLY, FAST.
Sheepboi: Yep, he can fly from galexy to galexy in seconds, easily making him MFTL+. Millions of times light speed! Never challenge Meta Knight in a race. EVER.
Kirby: Meta Knight isn't just fast, he's also strong. He can contend and survive battles with Kirby, the guy who broke a planet with a single punch! Plus he's survived and scales to other people surviving a black hole that was going to destroy everything!
Sheepboi: He's pretty smart too. Couple that with his extreme speed and strength, and you got one hell of a fighter on your hands!
Kirby: His swordmenship is nothing to laugh at either. He's had millions of years to sharpen his skills, mind, reflexes, and power. Oh and his cape can transport you somewhere for an ultimate attack.
Sheepboi: That's right! Should Meta Knight hit you with his cape, you will find yourself in pitch black area, unable to see anything but yourself. Then he says a cool-ish-
Kirby: I like it!
Sheepboi: Nobody cares, simp.
Kirby: OH THIS AGAIN! I TOLD YOU, META KNIGHT IS COOL I DON-
Sheepboi: Uh-huh. What abou-
Kirby: AGH!
Sheepboi: FINE, LET'S GO!
*A few hours later*
Sheepboi: Phew, anyways Meta Knight will say "Know my power", and then slash you across the chest. And while most people have weaknesses, Meta Knight doesn't have ANY.
Kirby: Yeah. So, just know that if you harm Popstar or Dreamland, you'll face the tiny masked warrior, Meta Knight.
Meta Knight: Fight me!
Pre-Fight[]
WARNING: Contains spoilers for Kirby vs Bowser
Meta Knight walked through Dreamland. Their alliance with Princess Peach was speeding up the building, and now over population wasn't a problem they would have to worry about. Some of the Toads and other residents had moved back and forth between the worlds, now that Bowser was dead, the only "Dangerous" thing was vengeful koopas, goombas, and koopalings, mostly Bowser Jr. Word had spread that Popstar was safe, and the mushroom kingdom was rid of Bowser. Koopas and Goombas had moved, so building houses was sorta hard. But just then, a crash echoed throughout the land. Meta Knight whirled around. A noticable hole stuck out of the castle. Peach and Dedede! They were having a meeting today! Meta Knight took off, flying to the castle in seconds . . .
Wario punched Mario into the wall. He'd heard he'd be hear, and he was right. Thank you Bowser Jr Wario thought to himself. Mario ran at him, and hit him in the face. Wario flew out the wall but got up just as quickly as he'd hit the wall. Mario lept into the sky and shot a fireball at him, but Wario punched it back at him, and hit hit him out of the air, sending him flying.
Wario: HAHAHA!
But then, a small circle, shrouded in a dark blue cape landed in front of him. It flipped it's cape, and Meta Knight blocked Wario's path.
Wario: Blah, stupid circle Wario numba one, richest.
Wario attempted to walk past Meta Knight, but Meta Knight pulled his fist back, and then hit Wario square in the stomach. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" Wario screamed as he flew off into the distance. Meta Knight looked at Dedede and Peach, who looked at him back. He then flew towards Wario . . .
Death Battle[]
Wario got back up and punched the aproching Meta Knight. Meta Knight spirled backwards, before flipping around and regaining control. He beat his wings, staying in the air. The staring didn't last long. Meta Knight blitzed Wario, hitting him from all around, until Wario caught him. Using one hand, Wario held Meta Knight, and then lept up, reaching the clouds, but he wasn't done yet. He dove down, his arm out streched so Meta Knight would hit the ground first. And he did. They landed and caused a large dust cloud to form. Then the dust settled. In the middle of a crater was Wario, bragging about beating "a circle" while Meta Knight was on the floor, eyes closed. But while Wario turned away, Meta Knight opened his eyes, got up, and slashed him across the back.
Meta Knight: I search for a worthy opponent, not YOU.
Wario instantly got mad, and farted. It did nothing. Meta Knight reeled back his fist, but right before he let it rip, Wario farted again. This time it had desired effect and hit MK. He flew away, and Wario laughed at him.
Wario: Worthy opponent. Blah, you will never beat WARIO! Now I find Mario.
??? *Behind Wario*: Hmp. I think not.
Wario: What?
Meta Knight grabbed the rich imposter and threw him into the sky, before rushing up there and slamming him down. Wario was now in the middle of the crater he had made. MK flew downwards, sword thrust outwards. Wario looked at it and got up, and then ran just in time. Dreamland's protecter's sword plunged into the ground, hitting nothing but dirt. Whilst his sword was stuck in the grouns, Wario charged at him, shoulder bashing him. MK toppled over, rolling and bouncing. After a while he stopped, and Wario walked over, in his Dragon form. He looked at MK, and proceeded to burn him. But the right word would be TRIED to burn him. Meta Knight, who was just pretending to be knocked out so that Wario would come near him flew behind him and tripped him using the flat of the sword. Wario got up, but was slapped in the face by Meta Knight's sword (The flat again). Now this got Wario pissed off. He shot flames relentlessly, hoping to get the speedy star warrior he was fighting. Eventually he did. Meta Knight's cape caught fire, and Meta Knight rammed Wario into his own fire, and then flew away. Wario screamed, not in pain, but in fear. He caught on fire, and then lept into the sky.
Meta Knight flew far away from Wario. He'd return soon, but he first needed to stop burning. He flew even faster than he already was, and the flame gave out. He prepared to go face Wario, but Wario found him first. Wario belly-flopped onto MK, smashing both of them onto the ground. Wario flew out of the dust, and hit the floor. The anti-hero got up, and looked as Meta Knight walked at him, menacingly.
Wario: HAHAHA! You think you can beat Wario?
Wario ran at him and ontop of him, jumping off his head. The Star Warrior turns around, only to see Wario's butt aimed straight at him. Wario farts his most powerful fart, and a gigantic nuke explosion apperes. After a whhile the dust clears and Meta Knight is seen putting his mask back on. He coughs because the fart that remains in his mask, but it leaves soon. Meta Knight walks over to Wario, who is lying face-down on the floor. MK lifts his sword upwards, and prepares to bring it down onto Wario's head, but Wario rolls to the right, and the hero's slash misses. Wario got up and grabbed him, before slamming him on the ground and tossing him into Dedede's castle. Wario took out a piece of garlic, and ate it. He spun around and around, and in a blinding light, transformed into Warioman, the greedy "hero". The Mario imposter flew after his opponent.
Meta Knight crashed through the castle. Peach, Mario, and Dedede looked at him in shock, Dreamland's hero had just crashed through the castle, and was badly damaged! Peach ran at him, but when Warioman came Mario held he back. Meta Knight tackled him, and then used the legendary mach tornado. The once pretty land was now a war field, dark clouds were everywhere, blocking out the sun as it rained. Thunder crashed down, and the mach tornado was unleashed. Kirby appered and grabbed Mario, who flew off as Dedede and Peach flew together. The Mach Tornado hit Warioman straight in the face, and destroyed everything in sight. However even after that, the garlic eating bastard didn't go down. Meta Knight just looked confused. The Star Warrior took to the sky, and then came crashing down, as his opponent also flew at him. They crashed in mid-air, and nobody on Popstar survived it, for the entire planet exploded in a glorious explosion that would've made Frieza proud.
Wario flouted through the air, light-headed. No longer was he Warioman, but he was just Wario, the greedy rich star child who wanted to ruin Mario. However, he then saw something frightning: Meta Knight. his cape was gone, half his mask was broken, and he was bleeding, but his eyes just looked pissed off. Wario destroyed Popstar, and Meta Knight's eyes suggested what was gonna happen: "I'm gonna murder you . . ."
. . .
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
Meta Knight was now on the other side of Wario, both not moving. But suddenly, a while slash hits Wario, and his top half splits off his bottem half, and his two halves float in space, both not moving as if they were frozen.
KO!
Results[]
Kirby: YES! YES! GO META KNIGHT, BITCHES!
Sheepboi: While Wario was formidible, Meta Knight just had him outclassed. Speed was obviously Meta Knight's to take, but he also suprisingly took strenght as well.
Kirby: Wario scales abov and beyond Mario, who kicked a 200 ton Castle. But Meta Knight scales to Kirby, who broke a planet in half. I don't think we need to say how that puts MK above Wario.
Sheepboi: Plus, while Wario survived a dimention collapsing on him, Meta Knight survived a 80 octillion ton black hole. And that's it's WEAKEST.
Kirby: But Wario was a lot more versitile, has WAY more power ups than Meta Knight does. But even with all the power ups he has ever had, he still would not win. Because Meta Knight would still be faster, stronger, and more durable.
Sheepboi: Wario was tough, but in the end he should've been WAR-n not to fight Meta Knight.
Kirby: The winner, is Meta Knight.
Post-Fight[]
If Meta Knight wins:
Meta Knight flew through space with Kirby, along with Magalor King Dedede and Princess Peach. At least the king and queen were safe. Mario had died in the explosion, but now they must find NOVA to restore Popstar, but they found a orange ball first. Humming with a strange sort of energy it was like nothing they'd ever seen. 7 stars on it, and Kirby and the others realized these might be what they needed. But a strange dragon hit the astroid they found it on. Black as night, this dragon was large, and it had white scales under it's wings. Another black dragon flew towards it . . .
Next Time[]
A blue flash runs up a green loop-de-loop. It runs past deadly robot insects, beutiful blooming trees, collacts yellow shimmering rings, and then insults a fat, chubby, bald scientist with a mustash.
"You're too slow!"
A blue flash runs into a bright city. It bounces of springs and arrives ontop a building, facing a evil scientist with the same description as the one above. It then says a . . . weird line.
"Chili Dogs."
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Trivia[]
- Both combatants have white gloves, said this for no reason though