Wamuu Vs Battle Beast is a theoretical episode of Death Battle. It features Wamuu from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure and Battle Beast from Invincible.
Description[]
Wamuu Vs Battle Beast! Which blood knight has the true fighting spirit?
Introduction[]
Wiz: Wamuu, enforcer of the Pillar Men and fighting genius.
Boomstick: Battle Beast, the proud alien warrior cat thing.
Wiz: As there are people who fight for justice, there are just as many who fight for power. And right in the middle, you have those who fight for the sole pleasure of fighting.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle!
Wamuu[]
Wiz: Wamuu belongs to an ancient race of humanoid creatures known as the Pillar Men. Orphaned as a baby, he was taken underwing by fellow Pillar Men Kars and Esidisi.
Boomstick: Which sounds sweet and all as long as you leave out the fact that Kars and Esidisi killed his parents in one of the most poorly documented genocides in history because they didn't wanna be evil demigods like they did.
Wiz: Kars and Esidisi were seeking out the Red Stone of Aja, a super stone said to be one of a kind and forged purely by the elements. The stone was the missing link between them and their ascension to becoming Ultimate Beings. During their quest, they needed an enforcer, one who wouldn't hesitate to protect his masters.
Boomstick: And because Kars was lazy, he left that responsibility to Wamuu. So when he was old enough, he placed a Stone Mask on Wamuu's face and mutated him into a deadly war machine.
Wiz: When a Stone Mask is used on a Pillar Man, the effects vary from a human. While humans just become vampires, Pillar Men gain superpowers, such as body manipulation, enhanced physical abilities, and a unique skill called a Mode.
Boomstick: Big deal, I have a drinking mode that I didn't need a Stone Mask to acquire!
Wiz: These Modes grant a Stone Mask augmented Pillar Man the ability to manipulate any one element. Kars has Light Mode, Esidisi has Heat Mode, and Wamuu has Wind Mode. He uses his Wind Mode in various creative ways, such as creating a Vapor Barrier that not only shields him from sunlight, but camouflages him in the environment, almost as if he's invisible.
Boomstick: Nah but let's talk about the real cool aspects of his Wind Mode, like the Divine Sandstorm! This is his signature attack, and for good reason. Wamuu spins his forearms to create vicious cyclones that obliterate anything in their paths. But if for some reason he can't use his Divine Sandstorm, like say his arms get injured, or if he just runs out of patience and wants to end the fight, he'll resort to his most powerful technique, the Atmospheric Rift.
Wiz: The Atmospheric Rift involves Wamuu absorbing large amounts of wind pressure and then expelling it through his horn, making the wind stream as sharp as a plasma cutter. It can even slice through stone. However, this technique rips Wamuu's body apart, so he only saves it for emergencies.
Boomstick: Luckily for him, he's not only got a great healing factor than can recover from almost any injury, but he's easily the physically toughest of the foursome he was raised in. As Wamuu does all of the fighting for Kars, he can tangle with Hamon users like Caesar Zeppeli and Joseph Joestar, surviving an entire Hamon trap while being exposed to direct sunlight, getting his arms burned off by Hamon, stabbing his own eyes out, and even while reduced to just a head, he still had the energy and strength to shoot himself from a goddamn crossbow and kill a horde of vampires using only his horn!
Wiz: Wamuu's horn is more than just a surprise weapon, he can also use it as an antenna that senses a person's movements with the wind. Beyond that, his head gear is made of tassels that act as an anti-Hamon device, as he spins them around to create wind tunnels as well as deflect Hamon energy.
Boomstick: I like a guy that plans ahead.
Wiz: As much of a one-man army Wamuu is, his biggest weakness is perhaps his code of honor, which he strictly adheres to. Wamuu absolutely refuses to fight anyone who's incapable of defending themselves, especially children. He also is noted to be very hesitant to fight women as well. Even Kars mentioned that his honorability was a critical flaw.
Boomstick: Yeah but Kars is a dirty cheater, so who cares what he thinks?
Wiz: Wamuu does, quite a lot actually. While he will always follow his code, he hasn't deluded himself into thinking Kars or Esidisi have the same ethics as he does. And even though Wamuu despises cheating, he's not above scheming, and will allow it of his opponents as well, citing that if he gets outsmarted by his foe, then it was his own fault for not being prepared enough.
Boomstick: Are we SURE Wamuu's a bad guy? Because I think I like him more than the heroes.
Wiz: As far as bad guys go, Wamuu's merely a henchman for his more villainous masters. Despite being an honorable warrior, he's still carrying out the bidding of Kars, who seeks world domination. Of course, because Wamuu's been such a wonderful ally to their cause, Kars and Esidisi usually let Wamuu get his way. Kars didn't even care that Wamuu attacked him for stepping in his shadow, something he hates.
Boomstick: Well of course. How can you hate the guy? He's like, the coolest henchman ever. I gotta see if he's hiring out sometime.
Battle Beast[]
Wiz: Born on an unknown planet, Thokk was its sworn guardian. But because the planet was always in a state of chaos, he'd grown addicted to it, and eventually decided to scour the galaxy looking for strong warriors to fight.
Boomstick: I like this guy already!
Wiz: Thokk's adventure led him to Earth, where he came under the employ of the crime lord Machine Head, but soon left the planet after being sent to fight the New Guardians, who were by and large a bunch of rookies.
Boomstick: Then he got imprisoned by the Viltrumites, and during a prison break, ended up killing one. Afterwards, he was discovered by the Coalition of Planets and joined them, hoping the experience would grant him the worthy opponent he was looking for. Well that and I guess he wanted to redeem himself. Whichever one makes him look good to you.
Wiz: Battle Beast is a proud creature. He values combat above all else, outright stating it's what he lives for.
Boomstick: And boy can he back that up for days! Battle Beast is not only proficient in hand-to-hand combat, but he also can use a war mace, a sword, and a warhammer, all of which become devastating in his hands.
Wiz: Battle Beast has the raw skill to defeat all of the New Guardians in nearly no time at all. He hospitalized Invincible, Black Samson, and Bulletproof like it was nothing, ripped a Viltrumite in half while breaking off a chunk of his head, and dismembered a few Ragnars with single swings of his sword.
Boomstick: He also bludgeoned a Viltrumite AND proceeded to use her as a weapon! He's not above beating motherfuckers with other motherfuckers!
Wiz: Battle Beast's affinity for battling Viltrumites comes from the fact that they're the only opponents who can consistently challenge him, and when the opportunity came for him to face Viltrum Emperor Thragg, he didn't even try to pass it up.
Boomstick: Battle Beast battled Thragg for literal days, causing wanton destruction across a whole planet along the way. And even though Battle Beast would die by the Viltrumite's hand, Thragg was not doing any better, and would've died had he not been rescued soon after.
Wiz: Battle Beast is so durable that he can survive the vacuum of space for months, shrugged off Viltrumite attacks that made him bleed, survived various attacks from Invincible and the New Guardians, was merely knocked out by the destruction of Viltrum, and can eat rotten fruit and not get sick.
Boomstick: Nah, the best of all, Battle Beast GUTTED HIMSELF before fighting Thragg! That's just so fucking metal man!
Wiz: He didn't do that just for fun though, Thragg was visibly injured from fighting Ragnars, and Battle Beast refused to fight Thragg in perfect health, because he hates having outside advantages during battle. So by gutting himself, he essential leveled the playing field.
Boomstick: You mean to tell me Battle Beast would've killed Thragg if they were both totally healthy?
Wiz: Difficult to say. Thragg is still the Viltrumite emperor, and they don't give that title to just anyone. But given Battle Beast's repeated victories over Viltrumites, as well as the fact that Omni Man won't even cross him, the fight certainly was too close to call for either of them.
Boomstick: Oh well, you can't have it all, but Battle Beast still got what he always wanted; the worthy opponent he's waited countless years for. And if I were a warrior, I'd try my hardest to make sure I never get on his bad side, because that definitely does not sound like an experience I'd wanna go through.
Interlude[]
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set, and we've run the data through all possibilities. Now to settle this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!
Battle[]
Battle Beast suddenly teleports on Earth while it's night time. He observes the area around him, wondering where he is.
Battle Beast: This must be the planet called Earth. I hear many strong warriors reside here. Where are they?
Suddenly, Wamuu lands onto the ground by him.
Wamuu: If it's battle you seek, you will have it.
Battle Beast: Well then, you seem strong. Give me the worthy battle I've waited centuries for!
Wamuu: Then we both want the same thing. Get ready for the fight of your life!
FIGHT!
Wamuu and Battle Beast charge at each other. Their arms clash, and they trade blows. Battle Beast gets a nasty hit on Wamuu, but his wound quickly regenerates, and Wamuu contorts his body to dodge Battle Beast's next strike. Wamuu returns fire by landing a heavy punch to Battle Beast's midsection. Battle Beast flies back a few feet, but he recovers and immediately gets back on the offensive. Wamuu lands a combo on Battle Beast, who withstands all of it and strikes back with heavy blows. Battle Beast impales Wamuu with one arm, then punches him several feet away. Wamuu stands back up, his chest wound having regenerated.
Battle Beast: It's like I never even touched you. Are you immortal?
Wamuu: Yes, I am not so easily killed.
Battle Beast: Perfect, I love a challenge.
Battle Beast draws his mace and swings at Wamuu. Wamuu dodges as Battle Beast slams his mace against the ground, creating a crater. Wamuu fires a whirlwind from his arm at Battle Beast, which he tanks. Wamuu stirs up another and breaks Battle Beast's guard, staggering him. Wamuu then spins the tassels on his head gear, conjuring a vortex that pulls Battle Beast in. Once he closes in, Battle Beast hits Wamuu with his mace. Wamuu is sent flying, crashing into a few trees before hitting the ground. Wamuu stands back up to see Battle Beast flying at him from above, ready to ground pound him with another mace attack. Wamuu raises his arms, and his forearms begin rotating at increasing breakneck speeds.
Wamuu: Fighting Technique! Divine Sandstorm!
A deadly combined cyclone hits Battle Beast head-on. Battle Beast groans in pain as the high winds lacerate him and then lands on the ground.
Wamuu: I call that Divine Sandstorm.
Battle Beast: *standing up* Agh.....you have quite the talent with wind control. But let me assure you, it will take more than a few tornadoes to send me to the grave! Be quick or be dead!
Wamuu: I'm far from finished!
Wamuu draws his horn and pierces Battle Beast in the chest, breaking his chest piece and creating a wound. Battle Beast grins, then swipes at Wamuu's face, following up by biting his neck. Wamuu cries out, knocks Battle Beast away with his arm, then goes for a punch. Battle Beast blocks it and tosses Wamuu over his shoulder. Before he can follow up with a ground pound, Wamuu kicks up a small tornado, lifting Battle Beast into the air. Just as Battle Beast is falling, Wamuu grabs him by the leg and throws him into a boulder, which explodes apart on impact. Battle Beast then grabs his mace and throws it at Wamuu. Wamuu contorts his body to dodge it.
Wamuu: Foolish mistake, you missed!
Battle Beast: I wasn't aiming at you.
The mace ricochets against a tree, felling it, and then hitting Wamuu from behind, grounding him. The mace safely returns to Battle Beast's hand as he chuckles at his tactic's success.
Wamuu: Crafty bastard, you calculated that perfectly!
Battle Beast: Indeed, you aren't the only expert in warfare!
Wamuu rolls forward, then propels himself further with his hand. Wamuu lands a strong kick on Battle Beast, who recovers and pounces on the Pillar Man. They wrestle for a bit, then headbutt each other. They both skid back several feet from each other on impact.
Wamuu: Looks like I'll have to resort to one final tactic.....
Vacuum tubes pop out of Wamuu's midsection. He then starts to absorb tons of air as his horn protrudes.
Wamuu: ULTIMATE MASTERY! ATMOSPHERIC RIFT!
Wamuu spins an air cutter and swings it at Battle Beast. Battle Beast is tossed around innumerable times as the air cutter gives him several gashes that bleed profusely. Wamuu finishes by slamming Battle Beast into the ground. Wamuu drops to his knees, badly hurt by the Atmospheric Rift's adverse effects on his body. Battle Beast, however, survived the ordeal, and after a great struggle, stands back up, staggering over to Wamuu as he's slowly regenerating.
Wamuu: Impressive, no one has ever withstood the Atmospheric Rift, much less survived it.
Battle Beast: That move, it's left me in a less than ideal situation. But it definitely had a worse effect on you. You save that move for dire circumstances don't you?
Wamuu: Quite correct. But do not mistake this for surrender. Once I've healed, this battle will resume.
Battle Beast: Very well.
Wamuu's wounds heal, and the two behemoths resume their combat. Wamuu and Battle Beast trade blows for several hours, using everything in their respective arsenals with seemingly no reprieve. Eventually, the sun begins rising. Wamuu notices and then initiates his Vapor Barrier technique, shielding him from UV radiation. Despite the increased stress on his body, Wamuu continues trading blows with Battle Beast, whose injuries are still noticeable. Battle Beast soon overpowers Wamuu, and then knocks him into the air with his mace. Wamuu inadvertently disengages his Vapor Barrier during his descent, and subsequently starts disintegrating in the sunlight.
Wamuu: *Internally* It appears I've met my match. Battle Beast, claim the victory you've so rightly earned. I can only hope that I was able to be an opponent you were proud to encounter, as it was my only life's purpose. Farewell, brave warrior.
Wamuu fully disintegrates, as his ashes blow in the wind and his headdress gently lands near Battle Beast. Battle Beast picks up and clenches it.
Battle Beast: You were a true warrior. May we fight again someday, in another life.
K.O.!
Results[]
Boomstick: Ugh, good! Thought they would never stop!
Wiz: The key to victory here was endurance, but this battle was a lot closer than one would think.
Boomstick: Damn right it was! Both of these guys could take punishment as far as the eye could see! Luckily for Battle Beast, once he figured out Wamuu's limits, he knew he just had to keep up the pressure and adapt to whatever the Pillar Man could throw at him. But no matter what he did, Battle Beast isn't a Hamon user, so he couldn't harm Wamuu in any meaningful way.
Wiz: Then again, Wamuu's own strength wasn't really enough to hurt Battle Beast much either. Wamuu's greatest feats of strength are busting through a stone wall and clotheslining a large column, then using it as a weapon. In comparison, Battle Beast dropped from a planet's orbit, landed feet first, and acted like nothing happened.
Boomstick: Wamuu was an expert at determining gameplans that allowed him to overcome any obstacle. But Battle Beast's similar technique and intellect meant that there was nothing Wamuu could do to pull the wool over his eyes.
Wiz: Battle Beast did struggle against Wamuu's Wind Mode. But thanks to his tough skin and previous experience withstanding life-threatening conditions, Battle Beast survived the Divine Sandstorm and Atmospheric Rift. And the Vapor Barrier's great energy requirement meant that Wamuu couldn't rely on it for long.
Boomstick: The Divine Sandstorm has been countered before, and the riskiness of the Atmospheric Rift didn't allow much room for error. And while Battle Beast couldn't regenerate his wounds like Wamuu could, his sheer tenacity and thick skin were more than enough to get by. And this might go without saying, but Wamuu definitely wouldn't have lasted long in the sun, Vapor Barrier be damned!
Wiz: Both warriors had a lot going for them, but Battle Beast's superior strength and endurance guaranteed him a victory.
Boomstick: You could say Wamuu was left twisting in the wind!
Wiz: The winner is Battle Beast.
Comparison[]
Wamuu[]
- + Mastery over Wind Mode
- + Healing factor to regenerate wounds
- = Able to fight for extended periods of time
- - Inferior strength and speed
Battle Beast[]
- + Superior strength and speed
- + Survived several fatal conditions
- + Consistently fought much tougher opponents than Wamuu
- = Able to fight for extended periods of time
- - Can't regenerate from injuries