Description[]
Mario vs. Sonic! Which forgotten, purple, anti-heroic prankster with a large arsenal who likes to rob people will win?
Interlude[]
Wiz: Mario and Sonic contain lots of well known and lovable characters but these two have been shoved under the carpet
Boomstick: These two purple thieves have proven minor problems for the Protagonist but are pretty minor like Waluigi Luigi's rival
Wiz: And Fang the Sniper the Gun wielding Weasel
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick
Wiz: And it's our job to analyse their weapons armour and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle
Waluigi[]
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Wiz: Waluigi is an odd man to be frank. He's the sidekick and rumored brother of Wario and archenemy of Luigi.
Boomstick: I always thought that Waluigi and Wario were a ga-
Wiz: (Interrupting Boomstick) Moving on, despite looking like a walking pencil, Waluigi actually can pack the punch.
Boomstick: He's equipped with many sports related items, like his infamous Tennis Racket, where he beats the shit out of his foe with!
Wiz: He can also lob tennis balls at his foe with it as well, though they do not as much damage.
Boomstick: He also wields a hockey stick, a baseball bat, a golf club and his insanely powerful legs!
Wiz: Waluigi's leg are very deadly, easily able to knock foes into the ground, making them unable to move. BTW, he likes to stomp on his foes a lot.
Boomstick: Also, he can spin like a tornado, making the Waluigi Cyclone, and can summon water as his will, making him a member of the Water Nation from Avatar! More Waluigi and less Aang!
Wiz: He can also summon vines from who knows, able to protect himself and whip foes.
Boomstick: And last but not least, he can stop time for a few seconds with a move called Waluigi Time, how? No one knows!
Wiz: Reminds me of Sol Badguy...
Boomstick: Waluigi has done an insane amount of feats, like taking a stadium sized explosion and only being blackened, beating Bowser in a fist fight, even though he was holding back. He also is the Mushroom Kingdom's best dancer?
Wiz: But Waluigi is pretty dimwitted, always trying to cheat his way out of situations. He also makes Wario do all the work usually, and acts like a scaredy cat if things take a wrong turn.
Boomstick: He also became a successful internet meme and a vine as well!
Wiz: What?
Waluigi: Look, I'ma Dance! I'ma Sing! I'ma so happy! Wahahhah!
Fang the Sniper[]
Wiz: Fang the Sniper is a gun slinging criminal who lurks around Mobius looking for anything of value to steal and was one of Sonic's first foes
Boomstick: One day he was hired by Eggman alongside Knuckles to attack Sonic and race for the chaos emeralds
Wiz: However things didn't go that well for him he had the Crap beaten out of him by Sonic and tried to get his revenge on him
Boomstick: Fang enlisted in a fighting tournament in order to prove who was the champion worthy of taking on the Death Egg II but he got beaten up again oh come on this guy's pretty useless
Wiz: Since then Fang has never bothered Sonic and friends but is still known to be active around Mobius and robbing the occasional bank
Boomstick: Fang is a deadly combatant and has a spring like tail that can allow him to bounce to higher areas and whack foes with it
Wiz: Fang can also deal some deadly punches and kicks and loves to grapple and throw foes around the area just for fun purposes and he does so with great skill
Boomstick: Fang also turned to Dr.Doom for inspiration and can bounce on his tail to perform an extremely crappy version of the Foot Dive
Wiz: Wait what
Boomstick: Look that's what he's doing
Wiz: Oh yeah I see it now
Boomstick: Fang's weapon of choice is the popgun a gun that shoots large corks at people that can deal a serious amount of damage and knock out foes Fang has great prowess with the weapon and can wield backwards forwards with a single hand or both hands he know's how to use it
Wiz: Fang uses his weapon with great accuracy hence his name the sniper and if he needs to he can summon the Giant Pop gun to deal one shot able to defeat a foe easily and gain an advantage over them
Boomstick: But if things get really bad Fang can use real guns like pistols and sniper rifles with great accuracy and skill and travels around in the Marvelous Queen a hovermobile that is armed with drills and Missiles and Fang prove a serious problem to a lot of foes
Wiz: But Fang's attacks and popgun shots are fairly weak and can be blocked easily Fang also loves using it to much and once an opponent gets in close he can be in trouble as his fist attacks are also weak
Boomstick: But with his shooting and physical combat skill Fang can take down any opponent he faces
Fang: The name's Nack the Weasel but some people call me Fang the Sniper!
Intermission[]
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all.
Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle!
Death Battle[]
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Waluigi was in Eggman's base and was stealing the Doctor's plans for world domination suddenly he sees the seven chaos emeralds in a bag
Waluigi: Hee Hee these emeralds look expensive I might just take some of them
Waluigi reaches out to grab the emeralds but suddenly a purple figure grabs them first it was Fang
Waluigi: Hey what gives!
Fang: These precious Emeralds have been my target for some time so I'm taking them
Waluigi: No way there mine they aren't going anywhere
Waluigi pulls out his tennis racket Fang pulls out his Popgun
Fang: Well if that's how you want to play then bring it on
Fight!
Waluigi runs at Fang who shoots several shots at him with his popgun Waluigi is hit in the face by one of the shots but shrugs it off and punches Fang who whacks him with his tail and kicks Waluigi
Waluigi then smacks Fang's gun away with a tennis racket and the two struggle over the racket trying to gain control Waluigi knees Fang in the gut and he stumbles back and pulls out another popgun Waluigi then leaps to the side as Fang fires several shots
Fang: Ha Ha is that all got you purple menace
Waluigi: I'm just getting started
Suddenly vines sprout from Waluigi's hand and grab his tail then tosses Fang into a wall and tries to slam Fang's head with a hockey stick but Fang dodges to the side and kicks Waluigi who in turn hits his face
Fang then pulls out two pop guns and hits Waluigi in the chest who then leaps over to kick Fang in the gut causing him to cough up blood
Waluigi: Take that you purple cowboy
Fang then pulls out a pistol and shoots Waluigi in the shoulder Waluigi then gets pissed and tries to whack Waluigi with a hockey stick but Fang grabs a tennis racket and the two clash and smack each other
Waluigi then grabs Fang by the throat and throws him next to a steel door
Waluigi: I'm gonna finish you now, you rat
Suddenly a hover bike appears out of the door and Waluigi is hit by several Missiles Fang then bounces on his tail and hits Waluigi with the foot dive and throws him to the floor
Waluigi then tosses a tennis ball into the engine of the Marvelous queen and it explodes when it tries to fire
Fang: Aw come on that was my vehicle how dare you destroy it!
Waluigi and Fang leap at each and exchange punches and kicks Waluigi then punches Fang in the gut while Waluigi is elbowed in the face but Fang then hits Waluigi with the Giant popgun causing his nose to bleed and teeth to be damaged
Waluigi: Aww that's it
Waluigi kicks Fang in the chest and his ribs crack Waluigi then severely beats up Fang who tries to punch Waluigi but Waluigi then hits his head with such force that it goes flying off killing him
Fang: Aahh
Waluigi then grabs the Emeralds and leaves Eggman's base with his prize
K.O!
Results[]
Boomstick: Woah that was intense I liked it
Wiz: This was quite an interesting matchup but Waluigi takes the win for a number of reasons first of all he was more intelligent and stronger
Boomstick: Fang's arsenal was trouble for Waluigi but his arsenal isn't that powerful the pop guns didn't do much damage to him
Wiz: Waluigi was also quite quick and could dodge and dive out of the way of the popgun long enough to attack Fang up close in physical combat in which he dominated easily
Boomstick: Waluigi has fought and defeated several foes in physical combat and one shotted Bowser while Fang is pathetic when it comes to hand to hand combat as most of his blows are weak and can easily be blocked
Wiz: And for you sonic fans who think Fang's Marvelous Queen or Giant Popgun could kill Waluigi he has survived a point blank explosion to the face only being blackened while Fang can be lying defeated on the floor within a few punches so he had the advantage in durability
Boomstick: And finally Waluigi's arsenal is more powerful and effective than Fang's as he can easily attrack him with his racket and defeat him looks like Fang got Waluigi-owned
Wiz: The Winner is Waluigi
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