WIZ: Crime it is all over the world its so bad that there is a whole division to stop it.
BOOMSTICK: But these two are the biggest crime bosses that had just one bad day.
WIZ: Walter White the Heisenberg
BOOMSTICK: And the Joker the clown prince of crime He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
WIZ: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.
Walter White[]
WIZ: New Mexico United States Of America The Drug Cartel was getting bad
BOOMSTICK: Yeah it was bad like really bad!
WIZ: The biggest Cartel in this country was run by Gustavo "Gus" Fring murders and robberies were usual events in this country until Gus was killed
BOOMSTICK: Holy crap who the hell done that who ever done that must be a monster!
WIZ: Well you're close enough because the man who done that was a man named Walter White
BOOMSTICK: Seriously this nerd done that you must be crazy
WIZ: You will see anyway Walter White was a normal chemistry teacher with a wife and son with a daughter on the way all was great until he was told that he had terminal lung cancer.
BOOMSTICK: Wow that is depressing.
WIZ: Walter was struck hard by this news because of his financial problems he couldn't bare the fact that his family could be struck by poverty so he decided to talk to his ex student Jesse Pinkman about them becoming a drug makers.
BOOMSTICK: Now that's a great story but lets skip the rest and talk about his weapons
WIZ: Ok well Walt has a wide arsenal of weaponry.
BOOMSTICK: Walt has carries a The Ruger LCR a small pocket Hand Gun made of stainless steel. The frame is aluminum alloy and synthetic glass-filled polymer.
WIZ: Walt has also some how made explosive Meth one grain of this Meth can nearly blow a room up so imagine how powerful it would be if he threw the whole bag.
BOOMSTICK: The best weapon in my opinion is a M60 machine gun in the trunk of his car this gun can shoot bullets that can pierce a car trunk and a brick wall now imagine what that would do to you.
WIZ: While Walt has great weapons he doesn't have many feats the most impressive durability feat is when he was barely harmed by that room level Meth explosion it's nothing much but at least it's something
BOOMSTICK: Yeah that's why he's oh yeah spoiler alert i mean HUGE SPOILER IN 3.........2........1........ Yeah he's dead like totally dead
WIZ: He has no combat experience; he is short-sighted
BOOMSTICK: Still he is the most badass meth lord who has ever lived.
(Walter: You CLEARLY have no idea who you're talking to, so let me clue you in—I am NOT in danger, Skylar. I AM the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I AM the one who knocks!)
The Joker[]
WIZ: Are you afraid of clowns? No? Oh you will be by the end of this!
BOOMSTICK: One of Fictions most iconic villains, the ultimate enemy to Batman, the grin that haunts the nightmares of even Gotham's darkest villains. He is The Joker!
WIZ: But he hasn't always been the joker but the problem is that we don't know which one of Joker's origins is real
BOOMSTICK: who was he? A thief who accidentally got his pregnant wife killed? A mob boss who stabbed Batman's girlfriend? A petty thug in the wrong place at the wrong time? Nobody knows for sure, not even The Joker himself.
WIZ: What we do know is that he was getting chased by Batman after a failed robbery in a chemical company when he fell into a vat of acid.
BOOMSTICK: To make things fair for Walt we will be using the Joker from the Dark Knight.
WIZ: The Joker is very physically impressive he can take quite a bit of punishment from Batman, Hell he had his face smashed against a steel table and against a glass pane.
BOOMSTICK: The Joker is also very intelligent he can make plans that a whole police station and the Batman needed a tip by Joker himself.
WIZ: The Joker also has a lot of weapons such as a Shotgun, a Knife,a Glock 17,M16A2 Rifile and grenades.
BOOMSTICK: Wow that's a lot of weapons!
WIZ: Despite Joker's vast array of weapons, skills, and impressive physical capabilities He's still a mentally unstable Individual.
BOOMSTICK: While he still has a pain tolerance he can still be killed like any other human.
WIZ: Even with all these weaknesses you don't want to mess with the clown prince of crime.
(Joker: Now here we go)
DEATH BATTLE[]
Wiz: All right the combatants are set let's end this debate once and for all
Boomstick: It's Time for a Death Battle!
LOCATION GUS' METH LAB
New Mexico was having another heat wave the deserts were filled to the brim with lizards and animal bones. But inside a laundry building Many employees were throwing stained clothes into washing machines obviously.But underneath it's not a normal laundry unit it was a meth lab.
The two cooks who are making this are two men one was a skinny white man with a shaved beard who goes by the name Jesse Pinkman but the one you came for was an elderly man with a beard and a shaved head this mans name was Walter White.
Suddenly the door slammed open making a massive bang to be heard in the meth lab, Walt and Jesse were shocked about the noise and they looked up at the door wondering who it was. The sound of steps on the steel pathway was heard by Jesse and Walt.
Suddenly a man was thrown down the railing right in front of Walt and Jesse the man was named Mike Ehrmantraut he was very injured he was bleeding out of his lung,leg and fore head due to the fall. Jesse ran at the injured Mike trying to help him up Walt didn't help he stared at the man walking down the spiral like stair case
The man was wearing a purple jacket and purple pants and a green shirt the most unusual part was his face it was bone white he had green curly hair and a permanent smile carved into his cheeks like he used a knife to cut it open this mans name was the Joker.
The Joker had a head in his hands the head was of a man named Gus Fringe Walt looked at the severed head and at the twisted mans face.The Joker then kicked Gus' head right in front of Jesse and Mike. Jesse and Mike were heavily disturbed at the mans act.
Suddenly Joker pulled a pistol out of his jacket pocket and aimed at Mike's head and fired this shot hit Mike in the forehead killing him instantly. Mike's limp body fell out of Jesse's arms and face first straight into the red floor the blood blended into the red floor.
Walt looked back at Jesse and told him one word
WALTER: RUN!
Jesse ran to the stairs and escaped the Joker's wrath Walt and Joker got into there stances ready for life or death.
FIGHT!
Joker and Walt ran at each other with there fists reeled back obviously trying to punch each other. Joker dodged the punch by Walt and retaliated with a punch to Walt's stomach knocking the wind out of the Heisenberg, Joker then Kicked Walt in the face knocking him straight into a tray of crystal meth knocking it onto the ground destroying it.
Walt then blocked a right hand strike with a open hand he then kicked the Joker in the balls causing the clown prince of crime knocking him back a few feet while holding onto his crotch. Walt then tackled the Joker onto the red ground and started punching him in the face.
Joker then punched Walt knocking him off. Walt ran up the stairs while Joker was running behind him. Walt was suddenly pulled to the ground by Joker leaving him open for The greatest clown to jump on Walt. Joker grabbed a gun out of his pocket and aimed it at Walt's head.
Walt moved the gun out of the way of his head causing a massive ring to go off in his right ear. Walt then grabbed Joker by the head and headbutted him knocking the Joker off him and breaking his nose. The Heisenberg then started running away to the door and locked it behind him.
The Joker started pounding at the door trying to open it up or crack the Window open. Joker pulled a gun out the gun and fired at the window blowing it into pieces. Joker then opened the door and ran at Walt. Walt opened the entrance to the meth lab letting him go free when he saw that all the workers were dead lying in the pool of there own blood.
Walt looked back to see Joker running towards him when Walt punched Joker in the face knocking him on the ground. Joker got up from the ground to see Walt standing beside his car plugging his ears with his fingers in the parking lot when suddenly a M16 Machine Gun came out of the trunk of his red car and it started firing at the Joker.
Joker got into a corner protecting him from the bullets he looked down at his leg it had a massive bullet hole in it with tiny little holes around it the crimson blood came out of the holes in his leg. Each bullet fired the area where the Joker was when machine gun ran out of Bullets Walt looked at the gun in absolute fear and looked at where the Joker was he saw Joker throwing something at the car when...
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
The explosion knocked Walt many feet away he had a massive wound in his side blood poured under Walt like a puddle after a night of just pure rain. Walt knew two things he was hit by shrapnel from the exploded car and that he was gonna be killed. Joker walked over to the injured Walt and pointed his shotgun straight at Walt's forehead.
JOKER: Say goodnight Heisenberg.
Joker fired the shotgun straight at Walt's head blowing it bits killing him instantly. Joker walked away from the corpse and threw a grenade at Walt's corpse turning it into ash.
KO!
Results[]
B. Wow that's the second time Walt died
W. While Walt was definitely a smart fighter and he could really give Joker a good fight Joker just had the advantage in everything else.
B. Yeah Joker had the strength and speed advantage due to him being able to fight the Batman while Walt can't even beat Jesse Pinkman.
W. Joker also is about even with Walt in intelligence but he had the greater fighting abilities since Batman has great trouble fighting Joker.
B. But Joker also has the weapon advantage.
W. So overall Joker had the strength,speed,durability,Intelligence and weaponry advantage.
B. looks like Walt couldn't break bad against Joker
W. The winner is the Joker
