Vrokorta's Season 1 Loser Battle Royale

Vrokorta's Season 1 Loser Battle Royale is a What-If Death Battle Royale featuring every loser from Vrokorta 's first season of Death Battles.

Description[]

It's a battle royale of every loser in Vrokorta's first season! Who will redeem themselves, & win this Death Battle Royale!?

Rules[]

All combatants are at their best.
- All Pokemon will have access to ALL their moves.
  - Pokemon that can Mega Evolve will have that ability as well.
- Rosalina gets all power-ups she's ever had (minus 1-ups), but she won't have the Comet Observatory.
  - She will also only have the help of one Luma in this fight (Having more would make this fight unfair).
- Blackout gets all upgrades.
- Zavok gets his armor, the mech dragons, & Archie Comic feats.
  - However, unlike his last fight, he will not have any other robots.
Beedrill, Pangoro, & Sceptile will be male. Lopunny will be female.
Brendan will not be allowed to capture his Pokemon opponents with a Pokeball,
Fight takes place on a planet containing all the combatant's worlds.

Interlude[]

Vrokorta: Well, I've come pretty far. One whole season complete, & preferably more to come. There's only two things to do now.

Boomstick: Pit the winners & losers against each other in two huge Battle Royales.

Wiz: In this fight, we'll be pitting all the losers against each other. Dark Gaia, Smaug, Beedrill, Biollante, Rosalina, Blackout, Sans, Pangoro, Lopunny, Zavok, Magneto, & Brendan & Sceptile.

Boomstick: They're Wiz & Vrokorta, & I'm Boomstick.

Vrokorta: It's our job to re-analyze these combatants' weapons, armor, & skills to see who will win this Death Battle Royale!

Boomstick: We'll try to keep the analyses short since we've covered all these characters before, but we still need to follow the 350 word policy.

Dark Gaia[]

(Big Blue - Super Smash Bros. Melee Music Extended)

(Just so you don't get confused, I'm going over all of Dark Gaia's info from his incomplete & perfect forms)

Vrokorta: Dark Gaia is a god of destruction & darkness in the Sonic universe. He was created at the beginning of time to maintain the balance between light & dark, he being the dark side of course. Every several million years, Dark Gaia awakens to destroy the planet & fight Light Gaia. During the events of Sonic Unleashed, he fought Super Sonic & Light Gaia at the same time, but was defeated just like every other encounter he's had.

Boomstick: Dark Gaia can fire energy beams, spread darkness across the planet, induce fear & hopelessness in others, block attacks with his hands, fight using tentacles & his six arms, create force fields, use telekinesis to throw boulders & magma, throw balls of electricity, & shoot energy balls.

Wiz: Dark Gaia can shatter the Earth, resist the heat of the Earth's core, keep up with & fight Light Gaia & Super Sonic at the same time, damage Super Sonic, spread darkness across the Earth, lock Super Sonic out of his force field, & bring Super Sonic to exhaustion by the end of their fight. This may imply that Super Sonic couldn't even defeat Dark Gaia if not for Light Gaia, but that's more of an assumption, & could be viewed as an outlier. If we believe it to be true, than Dark Gaia would be comparable to someone like the Egg Wizard & the Time Eater, who were able to merge two universes & destroy the space-time continuum respectively.

Boomstick: These feats would make Dark Gaia at least Multi-Solar System level & Massively Faster than Light with planetary range.

Vrokorta: Dark Gaia has a few weaknesses. His electric orbs can be sent back at him, which'll paralyze him, he has no notable intelligence besides combat experience, his force field can be overpowered by overwhelming light energy, & his eyes are vulnerable to damage. However, only hitting the middle eye will kill him, & he can close his eyes to guard from this. Even with this obvious weakness, Dark Gaia is a mighty foe that you SHOULD NOT take lightly.

Smaug[]

Vrokorta: Smaug is a great dragon from the Lord of the Rings series, more specifically the Hobbit. Smaug became infamous when he was drawn to the riches of a dwarf king who'd amassed an enormous wealth. Not only did he destroy the neighboring city of Dale, but he drove away the dwarves that lived under the king at Erebor, forcing them into exile & killing many. The destruction was so great that the area Smaug attacked was called the Desolation of Smaug for almost two centuries. He was soon confronted by a group of dwarves alongside Bilbo who wanted to drive him out, but he locked them into Erebor & set his sights on the destruction of Lake-town. This didn't go well for him, as one of the town's residents caught wind of Smaug's weakness, a bare patch on his underside that exposed his weak flesh & was very close to his heart. With one shot of a black arrow, Smaug met a quick death after several centuries of draconic dominance.

Boomstick: Normally, Smaug is pretty small by dragon standards in the Lord of the Rings universe. However, his size is never consistent. At his largest, Smaug is at least 141 meters long! That's longer than Godzilla is tall! With this size, Smaug is easily capable of taking out armies, destroying cities, smashing boulders, & shaking mountains! His scales are nearly impenetrable save for his belly, but he embedded treasures into his belly scales to absolve that, making him immune to conventional weaponry. Let's not forget Smaug's fire breath. Not only can he breathe fire, but he can also spew liquid flames that we're guessing has more physical impact than regular flames. He's also said to be imbued with flames, to the point where he was hot enough to melt the walls of his cave. He's super intelligent, & centuries old, giving him a lot of experience.

Wiz: Smaug isn't considered a great dragon for no reason. His power was great enough to shake the Lonely Mountain, & he destroyed a town just by falling on it. This puts him at Town level strength. He may also scale to Balrogs, which were calced to be High Hypersonic at best. However, he has very notable weaknesses.

Vrokorta: Yeah, Smaug can be very arrogant, to the point that he'd reveal his weak spot to Bilbo. Speaking of, landing a good enough hit on Smaug's bare patch can easily kill him. But he didn't rain over Erebor for centuries for nothing, he is a great dragon after all.

Beedrill[]

Boomstick: Aw yeah! It's the return of the murderous bug!

Wiz: You're never gonna let that go are you?

Boomstick: Not a chance.

Vrokorta: This Beedrill will be the same as our last two fights, but we'll relist the analysis here. Beedrill is a bug & poison type "Poison Bee" Pokemon with large stingers in place of hands and wings that let him fly.

Boomstick: There's a reason he's called the "Poison Bee" Pokemon, this bug is LOADED with poisonous attacks, all of which stem from his stinger. One stab from those things delivers a... 20-30% chance of poisoning the enemy. I forgot how unimpressive Beedrill could be. Anyways, Beedrill can raise his stats, as well as lower his opponent's stats, which can really turn the tables in a close match, _{not enough to win his last fight though.} He can increase his critical hit ratio, shoot his stinger up to five times in a row at once, lower the opponent's HP to be the same as his (anyone remember that?), copy his opponent's attacks, create substitutes, survive on his last bit of HP, attack in his sleep, confuse the opponent, use attacks that never miss, launch wind at the enemy, absorb HP, fire beams of energy, create afterimages, negate damage, block damage, reflect damage, induce status effects, heal himself, & summon tiny insects to attack the opponent. Beedrill's got it all! He even takes less damage from Bug, Poison, Fairy, Grass, & Fighting type attacks. Let's not forget Mega Evolution, which boosts almost ball of his stats.

Wiz: For being such a weak Pokemon, Beedrill has pulled off some decent feats. He stabbed through a metal box, blew up a mecha's arms, can dodge just about anything, & keep up with a rocket propelled blimp. Through scaling, Mega Beedrill is comparable to Large Island level Pokemon who can travel at Relativistic speeds, which is pretty strong for a Beedrill.

Vrokorta: Beedrill is vulnerable to Fire, Flying, Psychic, & Rock type attacks, & can't poison Poison or Steel types. Heedless, Beedrill is far more capable than he appears, so you'd better not take him lightly.

Biollante[]

Vrokorta: So there's a Scientist named Shiragami, he has a daughter named Erika, together, they were gonna use Godzilla's G cells to modify plants. The lab gets bombed & Shiragami loses everything, including his daughter.

Boomstick: Oh damn.

Wiz: Dude, you already know this.

Boomstick: *laughingly* Oh yeah.

Vrokorta: Shiragami preserved his daughter's life by splicing her DNA with a rose. This worked for 5 years, until the rose started to die. Shiragami desperately spliced the rose's DNA with Godzilla's G cells to keep her alive, but this didn't go so well.

Boomstick: Dude, it went awesome.

Vrokorta: Not for the humans. The rose grew into a monster that killed several people before retreating to Lake Ashi to grow more. It was around this time that Shiragami deemed his daughter, Biollante.

Boomstick: Turning your daughter into a monster & changing her name? Forget Biollante, Shirigami's the real monster.

Vrokorta: While she did get the chance to grow, she soon encountered Godzilla, who brought her kaiju life to a quick end.

Wiz: Not that quick, Biollante dispersed into spores & grew stronger.

Vrokorta: She returned in a more monstrous form & fought Godzilla again, badly injuring him before being easily dispatched again.

Boomstick: You'd expect her to do better. Anyways, Biollante is huge, with a height of 120 meters & 220,000 tons. She can use her vines to attack foes, & spray acid sap from her mouth & vines. She can regenerate, disperse into a cloud of spores, absorb energy to transform into her opponent, & dig. If she disperses into spores, she can regenerate her body & reform in perfect health.

Wiz: Biollante is strong enough to carry her own weight, & stab through Heisei Godzilla several times. This puts her around City level & at least Superhuman speed through size & scaling to Godzilla.

Vrokorta: Biollante has some pretty bad weaknesses though. Being such a large kaiju makes her a large target, & she's not exactly fast either, so she's bound to take a lot of hits, which is also bad because her durability is pretty poor. Even worse, being a plant means she's flammable, so she could easily be burned. Lastly, her orange core is vulnerable to damage, & her cellular division is negatively affected by nuclear energy.

Boomstick: That's probably the most weaknesses so far, but that won't stop her from putting up a good fight.

Rosalina[]

Boomstick: Return of the space waifu! She better not lose this time.

Vrokorta: Rosalina was once a normal human who lived with her family, that is until the day she met a luma. This luma was looking for its mother, so Rosalina helped it. They repaired a spaceship & headed out to space to find luma's mother. Over time, they built onto the ship, eventually turning it into the Comet Observatory. They never found luma's mother, but they did accept millions of lumas into their family. Pretty soon, Rosalina deemed herself mother to all the lumas, and she's been living with them ever since.

Boomstick: Heedless of her physique, Rosalina is deemed a heavyweight character, not a very good explanation for that. Anyways, Rosalina can use magic to alter her size, use telekinesis, control the comet observatory, fly, summon a force field that can block the BIG BANG, & even summon a Power Star! Besides magic, she can use the ground pound to crush enemies, shoot star bits, & perform the Star Spin, a physical spinning attack. For equipment, she has her wand to do the aforementioned magic abilities, the Comet Observatory, a bunch of sports equipment, & best of all, power-ups. The Tanooki suit lets her glide & use a tail attack, honestly not very useful she can fly & use the Star Spin. Fire Flower lets her throw fireballs, Boomerang Flower lets her throw boomerangs, Double Cherry can clone Rosalina up to 4 times, Mega Mushroom increases her size & strength, Life Mushroom heals her & doubles her vitality, & the Starman gives her temporary invincibility that she can pass on to allies. The Lucky Cat suit gives Rosalina a claw attack, the cat dive, & the ability to turn into an invincible golden statue. The White Tanooki suit is the same as the regular Tanooki suit, but makes Rosalina invulnerable indefinitely. She has the Comet Observatory, a giant ship capable of flying at MFTL speeds, & she has a luma to help her in this fight. Lumas can fly, throw Star bits, & use the Star Spin just like Rosalina.

Wiz: Most of Rosalina's feats come from scaling. Sure, she was able to protect Mario & Peach from the universe's destruction at the end of Super Mario Galaxy, but that's just her force fields. Besides that she's defeated bosses like Boom Boom, Motley Bossblob, & others that Mario has fought, making her at least Large Star level with MFTL+ speed.

Boomstick: What about when she rese-

Vrokorta: BOOM! NO!

Boomstick: ...

Vrokorta: Rosalina, did not, reset, the universe. If you want my explanation, check the results for my earlier fight, Magolor VS Rosalina. It explains my thoughts pretty well.

Wiz: With that said, Rosalina only really has one weakness, & that's OHKO stage hazards, which could very well just be game mechanics.

Boomstick: Meaning nothing will stop her from winning this fight, RIGHT?

Vrokorta: No promises.

Blackout[]

Vrokorta: Blackout is a dark dragon from the Realm of Dreams. At a young age, he was recruited by the Dark Stygian, a group of dragons who created nightmares for villains to discourage them from doing evil.

Boomstick: Guess he didn't count on the Dark Stygian becoming bad guys themselves.

Vrokorta: Eventually, the Dark Stygian started to abuse their powers, creating nightmares for all for their own amusement, good or bad. Being such a good person himself, Blackout used his teleportation powers to go into people's dreams & destroy the Dark Stygian's nightmares, eventually reaching even Master Eon himself. After witnessing the dragon's strength, fighting prowess, & heroism, he decided to help Blackout to defeat the Dark Stygian, which they succeeded in doing. After doing that, Master Eon made Blackout an official Skylander.

Boomstick: Blackout can fly with his wings & teleport, either on his own, or by traveling through black holes he creates. Blackout can attack enemies with his elastic wings by whipping them, or he can shoot an orb of darkness from his horn. He can create small black holes, spin like a saw blade, & charge energy for two of his strongest attacks. The first has him shoot a shadow orb at the ground, creating a lasting shock wave that follows under Blackout & damages anyone who touches it. The second has him repeatedly teleport at the enemy, slashing them with his horn all the while. His last ability is to shoot a black hole into a black to create an even bigger black hole. Just gonna let you know now, Blackout's black holes aren't real black holes, they're more like damaging vortexes.

Wiz: Blackout doesn't have many feats of his own, most of his stats come from scaling to other Skylanders. Said Skylanders can survive volcanic eruptions, dislodge mountains, destroy towns, create earthquakes, shoot light projectiles, & pilot vehicles that travel at the speed of light. This'd put Blackout around City level with Relativistic speed.

Vrokorta: Blackout doesn't have any faults in particular, similar to a dragon you all may know, so he's well set for this fight. I mean, he wasn't made a Skylander for no reason.

Sans[]

(Megalovania - UNDERTALE Music Extended)

Vrokorta: Oh boy, how're we gonna drag this out?

Boomstick: However you can, you gotta hit that three hundred fifty word mark.

Vrokorta: (>_> *sees he typed three hundred fifty as a word*) You're really going all in aren't you?

Boomstick: Well, yes & no. You're the one typing, remember?

Wiz: OKAY STOP! We've got an analysis to do!

Vrokorta: Sans is a monster from Undertale. Like all the other monsters from Undertale, he was banished from Earth, & sealed within Mt. Ebbot, forcing him to live the rest of his days there with all the other monsters. It's implied that Sans was once a scientist before the events of the game, meaning he's pretty smart, well when he's not being lazy.

Boomstick: Yeah, Sans is so lazy that, when a mass murderer is on the loose, killing everyone in Mt. Ebbot, he only attempts to stop them when they kill his brother & pretty much everyone else in the land. Well, at least he did something, & did something he did! Telling by canonical quotes, Sans is capable of killing Genocide Frisk at least 11 times. How does he do this you're probably not asking? Simple, with hax. He can throw bones, fling you with telekinesis, teleport, summon skulls that shoot lasers, & poison the opponent based on how many people they've killed. He's so tough, he's been deemed the toughest boss in the game. "He must have high stats right?" What's that? Someone living under a rock thinks Sans has high stats? Well you're DEAD WRONG, cause he has 1 ATK & 1 Defense. No said rock person must be wondering how he's so strong with such low stats. Simple, he's so fast that he can dodge basically any attack, keeping people from exploiting his low defense. As for his ATK, hax. Y'know how when you get hit in a game, you turn invincible for a short time so you can get away from the danger? Well Sans ignores that, hitting you even when you're supposed to be invincible. He's does 1 damage for every frame his attack touches you, racking up 30-40 hits on the opponent.

Wiz: For feats, Sans can dodge virtually any attack from Genocide Frisk, who can dodge lightning, & react to light. This'd make Sans FTL at his best. He was also able to defeat Genocide Frisk, who scales to a Town level feat from one of the monsters in Undertale, but she's MUCH stronger by the time she fights Sans, putting her far above Town level. While Sans doesn't directly scale to this due to his low stats, it does show that his hax are effective against enemies well above Town level, essentially putting him at this level as well.

Vrokorta: However, there're two things still wrong with Sans, his defense and stamina. Sure, he can dodge virtually any attack, but if he takes even one hit, he's very likely to die instantly, and even his dodging has limitations, as he can get really tired after dodging so much. Besides that though, Sans is regarded as the strongest boss for reason, & if you encounter him, you'd better prepare for a bad time.

Boomstick: Lame! Do something original.

Vrokorta: Okay, if you find yourself fighting Sans, prepare to fight the military in the form of bones. Better?

Boomstick: It'll do, as long as you're not saying "Bad Time" or "Dunked On".

Vrokorta: Huh, hitting the word requirement wasn't as hard as I thought it'd be.

Pangoro[]

Boomstick: Time for everyone's fan favorite panda.

Vrokorta: As surprised as I was to find how many people liked Pangoro, I doubt he's a fan favorite.

Wiz: Pangoro is a Dark & Fighting type Pokemon known as the Daunting Pokemon. He evolves from Pancham. Unlike our last battle, Pangoro will have his full moveset, including TMs.

Boomstick: His moveset mostly consists of physical attacks like punches, kicks, throws, body slams, head butts and tackles. However, he also has moves to raise his stats & lower the opponent's stats. He can induce status effects like Poison, Burn, Freeze, & Paralysis, & can do a few other cool things, like forcing the opponent to only attack, stealing their item, lowering their HP to be the same as his, causing them to Flinch, using their strength to attack, making them drop their item, increasing Critical Hit rate or guaranteeing a Critical Hit, stealing their moves, attacking while he sleeps, stopping opponents from using voice based attacks, scaring opponents, intensifying the sun, creating rain storms, negating damage, using his anger or happiness to fuel his blows, attacking without missing, keeping the foe from using the same move twice in a row, healing himself by sleeping (probably not too helpful), keeping opponents from using items, creating substitutes, confusing opponents, or absorbing the opponent's HP. Other attacks consist of fiery punches, shooting garbage of all things, shouting or singing hard enough to damage opponents, icy punches, electric punches, slash with dragon power, fire powerful energy beams, create earthquakes, creating illusory copies of himself, launch sludge, throw boulders, infatuating opponents of the opposite gender, shadow powered slashes, summoning sharp rocks under the opponents, creating shock waves, summoning tiny insects, knocking the opponent over, creating tidal waves, & releasing a "horrible" aura.

Vrokorta: Pangoro has a bamboo twig that lets him detect enemy movement, so he can easily dodge opponent's attacks. He's resistant to Rock, Ghost, & Dark attacks, & he's immune to Psychic attacks. He has a few feats, but they won't be necessary since we'll be using scaling. Pokemon like Dugtrio can create huge earthquakes, Charizard can melt mountains, Tyranitar can reshape mountains, & Abomasnow can create large storms. These feats put Pokemon like Pangoro at Large Island level. He can also dodge light based attacks like other Pokemon, which was calced to be Relativistic.

Wiz: Now for his weaknesses. Pangoro takes more damage from Fighting, Flying, & Fairy type attacks, and his strongest moves have drawbacks, like cool down, charge time, & stat reduction.

Boomstick: But hey, with no Digimon around, maybe Pangoro will stand a chance this time.

Lopunny[]

Boomstick: Our next combatant is another Pokemon. Lopunny, the Rabbit Pokemon, or as I like to call her, furry bait.

Vrokorta: Well, that would be really funny, if I wasn't the one who made the joke.

Wiz: Please, not this again. Like Pangoro, Lopunny will also be given her full moveset.

Boomstick: It's more or less the same as Pangoro's, but we'll summarize her moveset anyways. She can buff her stats, debuff the opponent's stats, remove buffs, survive any oncoming attacks with 1 HP, trick enemies, power her blows with positive & negative energy, punch, kick, Confuse the opponent, force the opponent to attack right after her, reflect status effects, counter Special attacks, steal items, absorb HP, weaken the opponent to have the same HP as her, empower her punches with Fire, Ice, & Electricity, heal status effects, shout or sing loud enough to damage the opponent, Burn opponents, Freeze opponents, Paralyze opponents, guarantee Critical Hits, topple foes, shoot electricity, attack while sleeping, shoot water blasts, poison enemies, intensify the Sun, create rain storms, shoot freezing beams of ice, summon blizzards, shoot powerful energy beams, negate damage for one turn, shoot orbs of darkness, create illusory copies of itself, heal itself by sleeping, infatuate opponents of the opposite gender, throw held objects, & create substitutes.

Wiz: Lopunny can can create shock waves by stomping the ground, shoot heart shaped projectiles that tire the opponent, deliver powerful kicks, has a 30% chance to infatuate the target with every move that makes physical contact, is known for being cautious, is immune to Ghost attacks, & can't be Paralyzed. Since she's in the same strength range as Pangoro, this would put her at Large Island level & Relativistic for the reasons we stated earlier.

Vrokorta: For weaknesses, she takes 2X the damage from Fighting type attacks, can't hit ghosts, & her ears are delicate. However, we still have one more thing to cover, Mega Lopunny.

Wiz: Mega Lopunny has whip-like ears, & an extremely aggressive temperament. She takes 1/2 the damage from Bug, Rock, & Dark type attacks, & retains her immunity to Ghost types.

Vrokorta: However, she loses her immunity to Paralysis, & takes 2X the damage from Fighting, Flying, Psychic, & Fairy type attacks. And, like Pangoro, her strongest moves have drawbacks.

Boomstick: But this bunny's packing more firepower than before, so she should have no problem with this fight.

Zavok[]

(Boss Rushes - Sonic Lost World Music Extended)

Vrokorta: Final stretch guys, let's go!

Wiz: Zavok is a zeti who leads the team known as the Deadly 6. Not much is known about his past other than being trained by Master Zik & becoming the leader of the 6 when Master Zik formed the team.

Boomstick: That's a terrible backstory. Anyways, Zavok is skilled in melee combat, making use of his fists, horns, and weight to attack the enemy. Besides that, he can shoot fireballs from his hands & mouth. He can block & counter attacks with his arms, fly at high speeds, & control machinery by manipulating magnetic fields. However, he can't control overly complex machines, & he's never shown the ability to control manually operated machines. Also, unlike Magneto, he's never displayed the ability to control metal, just machinery. When Zavok gets serious, he turns giant, like Bowser. This increases his strength & durability, as well as gives him the ability to shoot lasers from his mouth. But it's not just abilities he's packing, he's also got equipment. With his magnetokinesis, he controls a fleet of mech dragons which can breathe fire, shoot lasers, & destroy platforms. He even has a giant mech dragon which has the same abilities as the smaller ones, but can also electrify itself. However, it can be stunned by hitting the sphere at the end of its tail. Besides the mech dragons though, Zavok also has a suit of armor. The suit amplifies his stats, improves his machine control, & lets him create force fields & electricity. Zavok is a tactical genius, an expert leader, & very experienced, seeing as he's 148 years old.

Vrokorta: Zavok was strong enough to resist the giant mech dragon's electricity, throw large boulders, survive falling into lava, take hits from Sonic when he uses the Laser Color Power, which is strong enough to one-shot regular bosses, & take hits from a casual Super Sonic. He's also fast enough to dodge lasers & keep up with Sonic. Keeping up with Sonic makes Zavok FTL, as Sonic has achieved this level of speed multiple times. Being able to trade blows with Sonic gives Zavok Large Planet level AP, as Sonic was able to trade blows with the Nega Wisp Armor, which was powered by several Nega Wisps, which have the power to create black holes that were calced to be Large Planet level. He also defeated the Eggrobo, who could create a similar black holes. However, Zavok's durability caps at Multi-Solar System level, as it took several hits from the Laser power to defeat him, & he can take hits from a casual Super Sonic, who's power exceeds the Final Egg Blaster, which could destroy clusters of stars.

Wiz: Even with all his strength, Zavok has some flaws. He's weakened by the sound waves emitted from the Cacophonic Conch, & he's very arrogant.

Boomstick: But he's not the leader for no reason, so you can be sure that he'll put up a fight.

Magneto[]

Vrokorta: And the winner for harshest backstory goes too...

Boomstick: Zavok, cause he doesn't have one.

Vrokorta: Anyways, Magneto was born after World War I, & lived with his family... until he was taken away from his family & placed in concentration camp during World War II. Seriously, harsh. So, Magneto was able to escape, but his family was killed, & he only met more issues in his later life. The development of his mutant powers, as well as the harsh life he lived altered his mind, & he had a tendency to go psycho. So while he had the goal of improving the lives of mutants, his psycho mind took things too far, & he was basically deemed a villain. At least he's not a psycho anymore.

Boomstick: Out of all the combatants here today, Magneto probably has the most bad*** powers out of everyone. His main ability is magnetokinesis, which lets him manipulate magnetic fields, but it's SO much more than that. His power lets him create force fields, reinforce metal, shoot rays & pulses, fly, sense changes to Earth's magnetic field, reverse gravity, manipulate metal on the atomic level, manipulate organic metal, see the electromagnetic auras of living beings, manipulate & absorb electricity, & resist telepathy. He has a suit made of a mixture of metallic alloys, & a helmet made to block psychic attacks. Magneto is highly intelligent, very experienced, & has an indomitable will.

Wiz: Magneto is capable of lifting mountains, blocking hits from Iron Man, Cyclops, & Captain Marvel, overpowering the X-Men, stopping a thrown Mjolnir in mid-air, pulling a planet busting bullet out of deep space, & reacting to photons. All of this puts Magneto anywhere from Planet level to Solar System level and the Speed of Light.

Vrokorta: I can't give a definite stat for his strength cause I'm not familiar with Marvel, & I hear it can be inconsistent at times.

Boomstick: As for weaknesses, Magneto can be arrogant, can be weakened if he over-exerts himself, & can't use his powers if his magnetic field is drained.

Wiz: However, Magneto is highly intelligent, very experienced, & his arsenal is one of the most effective of all our combatants. He'll be hard to put down for sure.

Brendan & Sceptile[]

Vrokorta: This is it guys, last one.

Boomstick: Really? Finally! This analysis is way too long.

Wiz: Probably cause you left your beer in the fridge.

Boomstick: I did? Be right back.*leaves*

Vrokorta: Brendan is a twelve year old Pokemon trainer with two different backstories that I merged into one. Basically, he's the son of Professor Birch, he defeated Groudon/Kyogre, & he won the Pokemon League.

Boomstick: Okay I'm back *takes a swig*, yeah this isn't so bad after all. Anyways, Brendan has Potions to heal his Pokemon, a Pokedex to scan Pokemon & get info on them, a Mega Ring that lets Sceptile Mega Evolve, & a bunch of other items he can use for whatever he wants. For a twelve year old, Brendan's pretty smart, having researched Pokemon for quite awhile.

Wiz: The only feats Brendan has are the aforementioned accomplishments of defeating Groudon/Kyogre, & beating the Pokemon League. However, he has no real fighting capabilities on his own.

Vrokorta: Enter Sceptile, the "Forest Pokemon". Brendan got Sceptile from Professor Birch as his starter Pokemon, & the two of them have been through a lot together.

Boomstick: As I'm sure you can guess, Sceptile's moveset is very similar to the other Pokemon's moveset. He can enhance stats, lower stats, absorb HP, slash with the leaf blades on his arms, manipulate different forms of nature, empower his attacks with darkness & electricity, perform tail attacks, negate damage for one turn, shoot energy balls, weaken the opponent to have the same HP as him, fire draconic shock waves, punch, guarantee Critical Hits, topple foes, shoot seeds, attack while sleeping, heal himself, restrict voice based attacks, Paralyze opponents, Poison opponents, intensify the Sun, shoot powerful beams of energy, prevent Status Conditions, power his blows with his emotions, cause earthquakes, break barriers, create illusory copies, throw boulders, attack without missing, infatuate opponents of the opposite gender, sing hard enough to damage opponents, throw items, Confuse opponents, create decoys, throw leaf shaped ninja stars, shoot blades of energy, & counterattack. Sceptile takes 1/2 the damage from Water, Electric, Grass, & Ground based attacks.

Wiz: Sceptile's best feat of strength was when he defeated Shadow Mewtwo, who was strong enough to create & destroy a dimension that appears to contain stars. At best, this would make both Pokemon Multi-Solar System level. Sceptile is alo fast enough to react to light based attacks, which was calced to be Relativistic.

Vrokorta: Sceptile takes 2X the damage from Fire, Ice, Poison, Flying, & Bug based attacks, & he's cold blooded, however, there's one more thing to cover in this analysis.

All Three: Mega Evolution.

Boomstick: Mega Sceptile can shoot his tail like a missile, takes 1/2 of the damage from Ground based attacks, takes 1/4 of the damage from Grass & Water based attacks, gains immunity to Electric attacks, attracts electricity, & gets stronger every time he's hit by an electric attack.

Vrokorta: However, he now takes 2X the damage from Poison, Flying, Bug, Dragon, & Fairy based attacks, & takes 4X the damage from Ice based attacks.

Boomstick: He may not have anything new up his sleeves, but he's strong enough that he's not gonna need it.

Intermission[]

Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set.

Vrokorta: Get ready for my biggest battle yet!

Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE ROYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!!

Vrokorta: But before we do that, I wanna do something fun.

Wiz: And what'd that be?

Vrokorta: Tell who we're rooting for, it'll make things more interesting.

Wiz: Oh, well I'll be rooting for Magneto. He's easily the smartest one here, & I respect that.

Boomstick: Well I'm rooting Rosalina for obvious reasons, Space Waifu for the win!

Vrokorta: As cool as all these combatants are, I can only root for one, & that one is none other than Dark Gaia, the greatest Sonic Final Boss. With all that being said, we can now begin the Battle Royale.

Pre-fight[]

Note: Music ques are often short, so I'd suggest either putting the music on loop, or choosing your own music.

Location: Planet Whatchamacallit

Vrokorta: I would say something about the planet being peaceful, but I've pulled that trick before. Let's just jump right in.

(Epic Background Music)

Suddenly, the planet fractured into several pieces. Within the planet's core, emerged Dark Gaia. The time had come once again, TO DESTROY THE PLANET.

Location: The Lonely Mountain

Smaug was peacefully resting on his treasure, when a sudden crash woke him up. He went outside to see what the ruckus was, & was shocked to find the earth before him broken into many pieces.

Smaug: Whoever dares disturb my slumber, shall face my wrath.

Smaug took to the sky & flew from the mountain, in search of the culprit.

Location: A forest

Beedrill was tending to a nest of Kakuna, when the ground broke open, dropping all the Kakuna into the magma below.

Beedrill: Bee!? Beeee!

Enraged, Beedrill flew off to seek out the murderer of his children.

Location: Space

A giant rose is seen floating in space. This rose, was Biollante. However, the planet's recent fragmentation created a wave of energy that disrupted her, causing her to come crashing down towards the planet.

Further into space, Rosalina is seen in the Comet Observatory, seeing the destruction of her old home. Knowing the danger ahead, she knew she had to stop it. With a wave of her wand, the Observatory was enveloped in blue energy, & started heading towards planet Whatchamacallit.

Location: Skylanders Academy

All the Skylanders are gathered before the spirit of Master Eon. He gives them orders to protect planet Whatchamacallit from whatever is currently threatening it. The Skylanders all headed out to protect the planet, but first to reach it through the power of his teleportation, was Blackout.

Location: A hot dog stand in New York

Sans is seen using his telekinesis to stack hot dogs on Frisk's head. However, he suddenly stops as he feels a dark chill loom over him. His eyes went dark.

Sans: Hey kid, go find your friends, & get somewhere safe. I've got bad feeling in my bones, that we might be in for a bad time.

Frisk nodded & ran off, not a single hot dog falling from their head. Sans stood up, one eye glowing as he teleported away.

Location: Another forest

The Random Trainer & his Lopunny are seen walking through the forest.

Random Trainer: Hey, you get the feeling something bad's about to happen?

Lopunny looked concerned.

Lopunny: Lopunny? (What makes you think that?)

Random Trainer: Look, I know we have the whole trainer/Pokemon bond and all, but I still don't understand what you're saying.

Suddenly, Lopunny's instincts kicked in, & she put her arm out in front of her trainer, stopping him in his tracks. Suddenly, the ground in front of them broke open, revealing the planet's magma core. The Random Trainer stumbled in surprise, & fell on his bottom with a *splat*.

Random Trainer: Whoo, thanks.

The trainer felt his pants & felt something wet.

Random Trainer: Did I just sit in a berry?

Suddenly, the trainer was knocked off the ground & into the fissure.

Lopunny: PUNNYYYYYYYYY! (NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!)

Lopunny looked behind her & saw an angry looking Pangoro.

Lopunny: Lo, pun-ny! (What the hell is wrong with you people!?)

Pangoro: Pan-goro! (He invaded my home, & crushed my berry! He met his fate, & so will you!)

Lopunny: Punny. (Fate huh? I have a feeling yours is coming pretty soon!)

Location: The Lost Hex

Zavok looked upon planet Whatchamacallit, before turning to the other 5 members of the Deadly 6.

Zavok: If that planet is destroyed, it will keep us from achieving our full power. If we want that not to happen, we'll want to stop whatever's causing it.

Master Zik: Someone will have to stay behind to keep an eye on things.

Zavok: No matter, I will go myself. NO OBJECTIONS! Zik, you're in charge while I'm gone. Now help me get my things.

After Zavok gathered all his equipment, he quickly rode his mech dragon down to planet Whatchamacallit.

Location: I dunno

Magneto sat by himself, on the edge of a cliff side, meditating. It was clear to him now the threat that was upon his planet, & he knew he had to stop it. The rest of the X-Men were spread across the planet trying to protect as many people as they could from the planet's destruction. With them busy, he was the only one who could do anything about this threat. So, he stood up, cloaked himself, & began the flight to his opponent.

Location: Do you really care anymore?

Brendan & Sceptile waved bye to Takato & Guilmon as they flew back home.

Brendan: Man, those guys were pretty cool.

However, the ground beneath him & his Pokemon began to shake as the earth broke into several pieces. Sceptile grabbed his trainer & leapt to safety.

Brendan: What's going on?! This can't be Groudon's work, he's still in the PC.

As Brendan thought to himself, a scary thought came to his mind.

Brendan: DAD! C'mon Sceptile, we gotta find dad!

With his order received, Sceptile carried Brendan as he leapt off to find Professor Birch.

Location: Back with Dark Gaia

Dark Gaia rose up to the planet's surface, keeping an eye out for any adversaries. He didn't want to run into that last guy he fought. Dark Gaia fully surfaced, & looked around. No sign of life. He was about to continue on his way, when a meteor crashed into the ground not too far from him. He looked over & saw spores floating around the impact of the meteor. Nothing major he thought. However, the spores began to take form, revealing them to be Biollante. She looked in his direction & roared menacingly. After having set eyes on each other, they knew the other monster would want to fight, so they both prepared for battle.

At the same time, Smaug arrived on the scene, seeing the two goliaths about to duke it out.

Smaug: These must be the ones.

Before he could enter the fray, a black orb hit his face.

Smaug: WHO DARES!?

Smaug looked down to see a small black dragon looking back up at him.

Smaug: HAH! Another measly dragon.

Smaug landed in front of Blackout.

Smaug: I won't let you make a fool of me like the last one.

Blackout: I'm not here to insult you, I'm here to save the planet. But if you're going to stand in my way, I have no choice but to stop you.

Sans arrived at the battle area, & could clearly see that chaos was about to ensue.

Sans: Toby, no, Vrokorta, I don't get paid enough for this.

Sans quickly teleported out of the way of a yellow dart that flew right at him.

Sans: Hey, find your own dart board.

The dart stopped a few feet in front of Sans, revealing it to be Beedrill. His animalistic brain was accusing Sans of being the murderer from earlier, & he stared menacingly at him.

Sans: Look, I'd love to say you're gonna have a bad time, but Boomstick already complained about that one, soooo....

Sans' eyes went dark.

Sans: Guess I'm having bug stew tonight.

Sceptile landed in Littleroot Town, where the police were escorting everyone from the fissure that had opened up right in the middle of the place. Sceptile landed near Officer Jenny & set Brendan down.

Brendan: Officer! Where's my father!?

Officer Jenny looked down sadly.

Jenny: Brendan, he didn't make it, he fell in.

Brendan's heart dropped, his world shattered, he didn't know what to think.

Brendan: Who could've done this?

Just then, a glowing blue comet crossed the sky. Brendan had never seen anything like it, which is why he accused it. His sadness turned to rage, & he jumped to a conclusion.

Brendan: Sceptile! After that comet!

Sceptile: Tile!

Before Jenny could stop them, Sceptile leapt off with Brendan in tow.

Meanwhile... Rosalina soon landed the Observatory & stepped out with Prince Luma by her side. The presence of this destroyer was strong, & it felt even more so when in such close proximity. However, her thoughts were halted when she noticed a boy & a lizard staring angrily in her direction.

Brendan: I, am Brendan. This, is Sceptile. You KILLED my father! PREPARE to DIE! Sceptile, SHOW NO MERCY!

Magneto arrived at the battle, but he was shocked to find it was FAR worse than he'd imagined. However, during his shock, he allowed a small part of him to show through his invisibility, quickly catching the sharp eyes of Zavok. The zeti leader shot a fireball at the unsuspecting mutant, catching him by surprise & causing him to drop his disguise.

Zavok: Did you really think you'd be fooling anyone with that? I don't even know you & I already think you're pathetic.

Magneto studied Zavok. At first glance he might appear a mutant, but closer inspection revealed his alien nature.

Magneto: I won't let another one of you get the better of me this time!

Zavok: Hah! I already have.

Dark Gaia & Biollante charged at each other.

Smaug & Blackout took to the skies.

Beedrill's eyes glowed as Sans summoned bones & Gaster Blasters.

Sceptile ran at Rosalina, Leaf Blades drawn, as Rosalina & Luma prepared to fight.

Pangoro & Lopunny stood in fighting poses.

Zavok's mech dragon charged at Magneto as Magneto prepared to counter.

Vrokorta: It's time for a-

Battle Royale![]

GO!

(Hardcore Revenge Action Music)

Dark Gaia immediately rushed towards Biollante & slashed her torso. She retaliated by biting his body. However, Dark Gaia grabbed Biollante, lifted her into the air, & tossed her away. Dark Gaia followed up by using telekinesis to rip terrain from the ground & throw it at Biollante. When Biollante got herself back upright, she used her tentacles to smash the oncoming projectiles. Dark Gaia charged an energy beam, & shot it at Biollante, completely engulfing her body. By the time the laser cleared, Biollante's body had been burned to a crisp. Dark Gaia was about to turn his back on her, then remembered what happened the last time he did that. He turned back to Biollante, & saw her body changing shape. Her body adopted a purple hue as she became taller & thinner, larger at the top. Her orange core split into seven parts as it moved to the top of her body. Her vines rose higher on her body, totaling at six near her head. At the same time, her vines dug into the ground & stuck up from the ground all around her. She'd absorbed Dark Gaia's energy, & became Biollante-Dark Gaia Hybrid.

Smaug & Blackout circled each other in mid-air, trading blasts of fire & shadow as they did so.

Smaug: Hah! You're not nearly as powerful as the last dragon I fought!

Blackout: I may not be, but as a Skylander, I vow to do my best, & fight for what's right, & that means destroying you Smaug!

Smaug: Good luck!

Smaug stomped Blackout into the ground.

Smaug: But luck only gets you so far.

Beedrill was darting around Sans, firing off attack after attack to land a hit, all to no avail, Sans just kept dodging.

Sans: Y'know, maybe if you had a dart board, you'd improve your aim.

Sans shrugged.

Sans: Not that I would stand around & just let you hit me even if you did.

Sans fired hundreds of Gaster Blasts at Beedrill, but he managed to dodge most of them. However, he was quickly struck to the ground by a barrage of bones. Right before he hit the ground, several bones appeared under him, impaling him upon landing. Soon after, a box of bones formed around him, trapping him in place.

Sans: Well, that was pretty quick.

Sceptile ran at Rosalina & slashed with his leaf blades. However, Rosalina pulled up her shield at the last second, negating all damage from Sceptile's attack.

Brendan: She used Protect! Does that mean she's a Pokemon?

Rosalina followed up by blasting Sceptile with a laser, knocking him back, but he landed safely. Sceptile electrified his hands & ran at Rosalina. She prepared to block again, when Sceptile suddenly disappeared. He reappeared behind her, delivering an electric punch to her back, knocking her to the ground. Before Sceptile could continue, Prince Luma tackled him away. Sceptile regained his footing & prepared his strategic move. He gave both combatants a scary look that lowered their defense, before sending a wave of toxic liquid at them, giving them Bad Poison. He finished by using a couple moves that increased his attack power. Sceptile then launched himself directly at Rosalina, almost landing a hit, but being foiled by Prince Luma, who protected Rosalina with his body. Prince Luma was sent flying into the trees. Rosalina turned to Sceptile with a serious look on her face.

Rosalina: You've crossed the line.

Pangoro & Lopunny were seen trading physical blows. Lopunny dodged a lot of the moves thanks to her speed, while Pangoro did the same thanks to his twig. Eventually, Lopunny stomped the ground, creating an earthquake on the small bit of land they were fighting on. Pangoro stumbled for a moment, but regained his composure before delivering a quick punch to the rabbit girl, knocking her back a bit. Lopunny, fueled with rage, leapt at Pangoro with a powerful kick. However, Pangoro easily dodged it thanks to his twig, & Lopunny landed painfully on the ground. Pangoro walked up to his vulnerable foe, & raised his fist. However, when he tried to punch Lopunny, she created a force field that negated the damage. She angrily, & painfully, climbed to her feet, & unleashed a powerful scream at Pangoro. Being caught off guard, Pangoro didn't have time to dodge, so he raised his arms to guard his face. Immediately afterwards, Lopunny used Ice Beam, freezing Pangoro in a block of ice. She walked up to him, & started slugging him with Dizzy Punch, over & over again, until the ice around Pangoro broke, but she continued to punch him, inducing Confusion on the Daunting Pokemon.

Right before Zavok's mech dragon collided with Magneto, Zavok leapt off the dragon, allowing the mech to test Magneto's abilities & let Zavok study him. Right before the mech collided with Magneto, he used a force field to block the charge. After that, he ripped all the metal off the dragon, reducing it to a mere skeleton of the robot. Magneto did the same with Zavok's other mech dragons, tearing off their metal, & fusing it all together to create a super mech dragon controlled by him.

Zavok: Impressive.

The dragon charged at Zavok, but the zeti ordered all his "skeletal" mech dragons to attack the super mech dragon while he faced Magneto himself.

Zavok: My dragon's clearly proved useless, how about a real battle between just the two of us?

Magneto: This is no game, I will defeat you by any means necessary.

Zavok: Have it your way.

Zavok rushed at Magneto to punch him, but Magneto pulled up a force field to block him & throw him away. Zavok began shooting fireballs at him, but Magneto countered by firing rays. By now, the super mech dragon had finished off the skeletons, & rushed at Zavok. However, Zavok raised his arm to block & counter the attack, knocking the dragon away. Immediately after this, Zavok used his powers to fuse the broken mech dragons together, & create a zombie mech dragon. The zombie dragon rushed at the super dragon, bit down on it, & started breathing fire at it. It's body didn't melt, but Zavok noticed Magneto starting to strain.

Zavok: Interesting.

Zavok flew right up to Magneto & punched the stressed mutant to the ground, briefly causing the super mech dragon to falter & melt before resuming as normal. Zavok approached the downed Magneto.

Zavok: Guess it's pretty hard to focus on two fights at once. I'll be sure to write that on your gravestone.

Zavok reeled back his fist & punched Magneto.

Dark Gaia & Biollante were now wrestling on almost equal terms. Every attack Dark Gaia threw, Biollante managed to counter with a combination of both their abilities. However, he came up with a plan. Dark Gaia began tearing bits of terrain from the ground using his telekinesis, & throwing them at Biollante. Each one he threw was destroyed as Biollante continued to retaliate, but Dark Gaia continued throwing terrain at Biollante. Pretty soon, Biollante started to feel the ground underneath her loosening. Only then did she realize Dark Gaia's plan. Dark Gaia tore apart the ground so much, that it caved in under Biollante's weight, dropping her into the planet's magma core.

K.O. (1/11)

With Blackout pinned underneath his weight, Smaug readied his lava breath to finish his foe. However, Blackout teleported out from under Smaug & appeared above him before shooting a charged Shadow Ball at him, creating a lasting shock wave on Smaug's back. He cried out in pain, but Blackout continued. Charging energy once again, Blackout started repeatedly teleporting around Smaug, slashing him with his horn, tearing apart his wings in the process. He even managed to scratch his bare patch, causing him to bleed profusely. Blackout appeared in front of Smaug & started charging energy again. Smaug looked at himself, no wings, bloody patch, several other injuries, all from a tiny dragon.

Smaug: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME!?!

Blackout: This.

Now finished charging, Blackout fired his Supernova Black Hole into Smaug's mouth.

Smaug: *gasp*

This was Smaug's last word as the Black Hole caused Smaug to implode on himself, before exploding outward into bloody bits.

K.O. (2/11)

Sans closed the cage of bones around Beedrill, causing him repeated damage. Beedrill felt extremely weak now, but he'd felt worse. Intending to break his way out of the bones, Beedrill simply flew right through them, to his surprise. Beedrill turned & saw Sans in front of him, & shot a cluster of stars at him from point-blank. However, Sans managed to teleport out of the way heedless.

Sans: What? Did you think I wasn't gonna do-

The stars came back & stabbed right through Sans, piercing him through the front & back. Sans bled from the mouth as he spoke.

Sans: Heh, guess it was a bit bone-headed of me to get so cocky.... hey Vrokorta, how you gonna tell the fans that I lost to a bee?

Sans turned to dust as Beedrill rested to heal his wounds.

K.O. (3/11)

Rosalina used the boomerang flower to equip the boomerang armor. She started throwing boomerangs at blinding speeds, quickly overwhelming Sceptile. However, the Forest Pokemon fired an energy ball that removed Rosalina's power-up. Immediately after losing her power-up, she dashed up to Sceptile & performed a Star Spin, knocking Sceptile back. Sceptile countered by shooting several stars at Rosalina, but she raised her force field to negate all the damage. Rosalina followed up with a close range assault using her wand & physical attacks to beat up Sceptile before using the Super Bell to turn into Cat Rosalina & start slashing Sceptile with her claws.

Brendan: Sceptile! It's time to take this to the next level!

Sceptile nodded in agreement as he was enveloped in a sphere of rainbow light. When the light shattered, he was revealed to now be Mega Sceptile. Rosalina, not wanting to take any chances, used her Double Cherries to clone herself 4 times. The 5 Rosalina's started rushing about, attacking Sceptile with ranged attacks as they did so. Sceptile stomped the ground, destroying all the clones & damaging the real Rosalina.

Brendan: That's it Sceptile! Now finish it!

Sceptile was about to use Hyper Beam to finish off Rosalina, when Prince Luma returned, slamming directly into Sceptile & sending his Hyper Beam off course towards Brendan instead.

Brendan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

Brendan was gone. Before Sceptile could grieve or regret, Rosalina turned into a golden statue & crushed him.

K.O. (4/11)

Lopunny delivered a kick to her battered foe, sending him flying backwards into a tree. Pangoro held his head in pain, those punches did a real number on him. Lopunny started to approach Pangoro, & he tried to act fast by delivering a punch. However, his Confusion caused him to punch himself in the face. Lopunny delivered several more punches to Pangoro, gradually restoring her health in the process. However, Pangoro suddenly let off a burst of energy, blowing Lopunny back. Pangoro was now filled with Z-Power. He reeled back his fist, now coated in a dark orb of energy, & threw a punch at Lopunny, knocking her backwards off her feet & crashing through a tree. Lopunny lay limp & unmoving on the ground. Pangoro raised his fists in victory, when a sudden thought forced its way into his head.

Vrokorta: The opponent must die.

With this in mind, Pangoro marched up to Lopunny, ready to finish the job. However, Lopunny was enveloped in a rainbow colored orb of light. The orb shattered, revealing Lopunny in a different form, Mega Lopunny. Lopunny immediately ran up to Pangoro, leapt, & delivered a powerful kick that sliced Pangoro in half.

K.O. (5/11)

Magneto managed to block Zavok's punch with a force field, but he continued attacking the force field, gradually wearing down Magneto's strength. He could've held out for longer to come up with a plan, but the fight distracted him from controlling the mech dragon, & the zombie mech dragon lunged at him from the side. Magneto was tossed aside, & Zavok immediately punched him in the head, knocking off his helmet & sending him to the ground. Zavok was ready to finish the job, he rushed straight at Magneto, fist first. Magneto used his magnet powers to turn his helmet into shards, & send them at Zavok. However, Zavok activated the force field in his armor to block the shards. Zavok threw his fist at Magneto's head, smashing it against the ground as his helmet shards fell to the ground.

K.O. (6/11)

Blackout turned from the gruesome remains of his adversary, & looked towards Dark Gaia. That was his true foe. Blackout flew up towards Dark Gaia.

Mega Lopunny walked up to a tree & kicked it, knocking down a Beedrillhive. She picked it up & started eating the honey inside to heal her wounds. However, Beedrill saw her, & grew enraged again.

Beedrill: First my children, now my honey!? You crooks will pay with your lives!

Beedrill Mega Evolved into Mega Beedrill, & rushed down towards Mega Lopunny.

Rosalina was starting to feel weak, but Prince Luma pulled out a Life Mushroom that he found, & gave it to his mother to heal her & double her vitality. Rosalina looked towards Dark Gaia, & was about to go after him, when a red blur rushed past her. She looked to see it was Zavok, trying to steal the Power Stars from the Comet Observatory.

Rosalina: Stop!

Zavok turned around to look at her.

Zavok: How about you put that wand where your mouth is, & stop me yourself!?

Rosalina readied her wand & Prince Luma floated up next to her.

Blackout flew up to Dark Gaia's head & started shooting Shadow Orbs at him. However, Dark Gaia didn't flinch. The deity turned in Blackout's direction, disrupting the air around him through movement alone, & blowing Blackout away. Once he laid eyes on his foe, he readied a laser to obliterate him. Before the attack could land, Blackout teleported out of the way, & appeared right in front of Dark Gaia's eye after the laser stopped. Blackout began charging energy in his horn.

Blackout: Darkness falls!

Blackout fired a lasting shock wave at Dark Gaia's eye, but he blinked, completely destroying the projectile. Blackout was shocked. It destroyed his attack just by blinking. Dark Gaia roared at Blackout, blowing him into a piece of floating terrain. Blackout was completely incapacitated, he couldn't move, all from a mere roar. Dark Gaia approached Blackout & raised his hand.

Blackout: I'm sorry.

Dark Gaia slammed his hand down on the floating terrain, sending it & Blackout into the magma.

K.O. (7/11)

Mega Lopunny noticed Mega Beedrill just in time to toss away the hive & block his attack. She threw him off & shot an Ice Beam at him, but Beedrill dodged it & shot 5 of his stingers at her. She knocked all the stingers away & leapt at Beedrill to punch him, but he delivered a poisonous jab to her torso, inducing Poison on her. He followed up with Infestation, summoning a swarm of small bugs to start attacking Lopunny. He then shot a blast of sharp wind at Lopunny, blowing her back to the ground. As Lopunny got back up, Beedrill started hit & running, flying by, attacking, leaving, & repeating, doing increasing amounts of damage with each hit. Lopunny couldn't hold out much longer, but she found the drive to keep going. With one well timed attack, she punched Beedrill out of the air, sending him spiraling across the ground & into a tree. Lopunny had him right where she wanted him! Using High Jump Kick, she leapt straight at Beedrill, prepared to delivering the finishing kick. However, right before her attack landed, Beedrill used Giga Impact, performing a full body charge, stingers first, right at Lopunny. He cut off her leg from the knee down & stabbed her in the face before pinning her to a tree. Beedrill pulled his bloodied stingers from the rabbit's face before using Rest to heal himself again.

K.O. (8/11)

Zavok started shooting fireballs at Rosalina, but she blocked them all with her force field. Prince Luma rushed to attack Zavok, but he blocked & countered, sending him away before siccing his mech dragon on him.

Zavok: Are you actually relying on a child to back you up in this fight? That, is pathetic.

Rosalina shot thousands of star bits at Zavok, but he simply walked right through them, punching Rosalina once he got close enough. Rosalina retaliated with a Star Spin, but Zavok countered this as well, smacking Rosalina away with his hand.

Zavok: Is that really all you have? I knew you were pathetic, but I thought you'd at least put up a fight.

Rosalina, angered at his words & for attacking her Luma, rushed directly at Zavok, crashing both of them into a tree. Zavok grabbed Rosalina with both hands & started electrifying her with the power of his armor while also breathing fire at her. Eventually, Rosalina managed a Star Spin to knock Zavok off. She was through messing around. She used a Mega Mushroom to turn herself larger, now dwarfing Zavok (but let's be honest, she was already taller).

Zavok: I see, you're ready to go all out. In that case, let me show you my FULL POWER.

With that said, Zavok grew to the same size as Rosalina, & they started to wrestle. Zavok managed to toss her away, but she quickly came back & used a Star Spin to knock him back. Zavok retaliated with a laser blast that hit Rosalina & shrank her back to normal.

Zavok: Your full power is only temporary? Well, that's too bad, for you. I, on the other hand, will enjoy crushing you.

Zavok raised his fist to smash Rosalina, but Prince Luma, having finished off the mech dragon, darted right at Zavok, blowing a hole right through his armor & chest.

Zavok: GAH!

Zavok clutched his wound as Rosalina prepared a spell. When she finished, a Power Star spawned next to Zavok, & started shooting stars at him, each one pulling him closer to the Star.

Zavok: NO! I WON'T LET YOU- GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Zavok was pulled into the Power Star & repeatedly pounded until the Power Star exploded, blowing off his top half.

K.O. (9/11)

FINALLY, Rosalina turned to Dark Gaia. No one was left to stop her from defeating him now. But wait, what was that yellow thing up there?

Beedrill, after healing his wounds, is seen flying straight for Dark Gaia. He reels back his stinger, ready to deliver a Poison Jab to his eye. However, Dark Gaia blinked, crushing Beedrill between his eyelids & dropping him into the magma.

K.O. (10/11)

Okay, NOW no one stood in her way. With the Luma by her side, Rosalina flew towards Dark Gaia.

Final Two! Fight![]

(Epic Music Instrumental #3)

Dark Gaia saw Rosalina heading his way, & raised his force field to stop her. However, she teleported through the force field & faced Dark Gaia herself. Prince Luma, who was outside the force field, desperately wanted in. When he saw Dark Gaia's tentacles stationed around the force field, he got to work, & started attacking them.

Rosalina fired energy blasts at Dark Gaia, but he blocked them with his hands before trying to slash Rosalina with his six claws. She managed to dodge most of the hits, but one blow landed, knocking her into the force field. Dark Gaia charged an energy blast & fired it at her, but she managed to dodge out of the way just in time. Dark Gaia started shooting his attacks everywhere, throwing electric orbs, emitting energy balls, & throwing magma with his telekinesis. Needless to say, this was quite a chore for Rosalina, & she took a good beating from the onslaught of attacks. She pulled out a Super Mushroom to heal herself, but Dark Gaia's telekinesis nicked it from her grasp, dropping it into the magma. Dark Gaia laughed sadistically before slashing Rosalina downward towards the magma. She pulled up her force field just in time to guard herself from the magma before teleporting back out of it.

Rosalina looked at her power-ups, & found just what she needed. Pulling out a Starman, Rosalina turned invincible before rushing directly at Dark Gaia. However, he held up his hands & held Rosalina back. Knowing the fight against Dark Gaia was futile, she teleported from his hands to one of his eyes & shot an energy blast at it. Dark Gaia cried out in pain as Rosalina teleported to the next eye, & blasted it, she repeated this four more times before teleporting to Dark Gaia's final eye. However, her invincibility wore off, & Dark Gaia began to charge energy. He blasted Rosalina with a full force energy blast that blasted her to the edge of the force field. However, the force field faded away, & Prince Luma tackled Rosalina out of the laser, sacrificing himself in the process. Rosalina was in utter shock. Prince Luma, was gone...

Rosalina turned angrily to Dark Gaia, & pulled out her final power-up, the Golden Super Leaf, using it to turn herself into White Tanooki Rosalina. She rushed straight at Dark Gaia, who started sending out a barrage of attacks. She ignored most of them thanks to her suit, & as soon as she got close, Dark Gaia struck her down into the magma...........

Dark Gaia looked down at where he hit Rosalina, expecting her to resurface. However, nothing happened as he watched, so he turned & left.

K.-

Only for Rosalina to shoot out from the magma & pierce through his back, bursting out the other side through his middle eye.

O. (11/11)

(Stop Music)

Rosalina looked out over her fallen opponent, watching him sink into the magma. She'd done it, she saved the planet. All that was left was to fix it. Using her telekinesis over the whole planet, she managed to fix all the damage that was done.

Dark Gaia returned to slumber, while Light Gaia looked around, wondering where Dark Gaia had gone.

A bunch of dwarves came to the Lonely Mountain & looted Smaug's cave.

A female Beedrill is seen searching through a forest. Seeing none of her belongings or family there, she continued searching for home.

Biollante's spores merged with the planet, spreading roses all across the world, while also putting her to rest alongside Dark Gaia.

The Skylanders mourn the loss of Blackout.

Frisk & co. mourn the loss of Sans. (Again)

Several Pangoro are seen fighting over the spot where the last Pangoro lived.

Lopunny: I guess we're dead again.

Random Trainer: Eh, I'm used to it by now. We'll probably be back in no time.

The rest of the Deadly 6 came to planet Whatchamacallit to find Zavok, only to find his legs.

Master Zik: We should've gone with him.

The X-Men searched for Magneto, and, well, they found him.

A memorial is held in Littleroot Town, in honor of Brendan, Sceptile, & Professor Birch.

Rosalina went back to the Comet Observatory, & readied it to head back out into space. As she did so, she remembered Prince Luma... she would never forget him.

Results[]

Boomstick: Oh, my heart. Hey wait, YOU MADE HER ENDING BITTERSWEET JUST TO SPITE HER DIDN'T YOU?!?!

Vrokorta: *sniff* you would think that wouldn't you? THAT LAST FIGHT WAS A TOUGH CALL, SO YOU'D BETTER BE GREATFUL!

Wiz: Wow, you're taking this way too seriously.

Both: Well yeah, did you expect us not too?

Wiz: ... no.

Vrokorta: Now we'll separate our explanation into each fight that took place during the battle to explain who wins each, one bloody bit at a time.

Boomstick: Like Smaug.

Vrokorta: Yes, like Smaug.

Wiz: First was Dark Gaia vs Biollante. Like we said in the analysis, Biollante was able to damage a City level Heisei Godzilla. On the other hand, Dark Gaia managed to fracture the planet, on his own, with incomplete power.

Boomstick: That alone should tell you the sheer strength difference we're dealing with here. Not only was he stronger, but mere fractions of his being were able to keep up with Sonic the Hedgehog. Sure, he was a Werehog at the time, but he was still able to keep up with the Egg Dragoon, which was made to keep up with Sonic. We even see this in Sonic Generations when Modern Sonic fights the Egg Dragoon. So yeah, Dark Gaia's also FTL from scaling to Sonic.

Vrokorta: Now Biollante wouldn't go down easy, her ability to absorb energy allowed her to replicate Dark Gaia's strength & abilities, & her intelligence would surely come in handy against someone who has no notable intelligence. However, this still wouldn't let her win, as even when she copied Ghidorah's powers, she was still defeated, indicating that she, at the very least, can't replicate durability. This gave Dark Gaia a fairly easy win.

Wiz: Next was Smaug vs Blackout. Smaug was certainly strong, however, he simply didn't have the feats to surpass Blackout.

Boomstick: Shaking a mountain is one thing, surviving volcanic eruptions is another.

Wiz: Now sure, Blackout didn't accomplish these feats himself. However, it'd be odd to think someone like Hot Dog, who survived said volcanic eruption, would be significantly more durable than Blackout.

Vrokorta: Even if Blackout wasn't stronger, or more durable, he's clearly much faster & more versatile. Smaug scales to Balrogs, which were able to cross a long distance in a relatively short time, capping his speed at High Hypersonic. However, Blackout scales to characters like Lightning Rod & Whirlwind, who use lightning & light in battle respectively. This puts Blackout's speed anywhere from Massively Hypersonic to Relativistic+, much faster than Smaug, and we're not even finished. Smaug's only attacks were fire breath, lava breath, & whatever physical attacks he decides to use. Blackout has teleportation, shadow orbs, black holes, & more. Blackout was a pretty clear winner here.

Wiz: Now for the controversial fight, Beedrill vs Sans. To start, Beedrill is surprisingly stronger than Sans. As a fully evolved early bug Pokemon, he was weaker than other fully evolved mons like Charizard & Tyranitar, but stronger than first stage mons like Charmander & Squirtle. He can be scaled to Pokemon who use the move Seismic Toss, as they're strong enough to throw other Pokemon INTO SPACE, & the victim can survive the long fall back down. Some might consider this an outlier simply for being so bizarre, but even if we don't use this, in game stats tell us that Beedrill is faster than Poliwrath, who dodged a light beam. This feat was calculated to be Relativistic. You could say Beedrill doesn't scale due to being a weaker Pokemon, but even the Pokedex acknowledges Beedrill's high speed, so it should be fine. The kinetic energy of Beedrill charging at Relativistic speeds would yield energy within the City level range, which is stronger than almost any monster in Undertale.

Boomstick: Sure, Sans' being FTL was a problem for Beedrill, but we all have to remember two things, Sans' durability, & Beedrill's hax.

Vrokorta: Beedrill's City level strength easily surpassed the power of Genocide Frisk, who was roughly 4 times Town level by the time they fought Sans (Note: Tsunderplane, the one with the Town level feat, has an ATK stat of 25. By the end of the game, Frisk's ATK was 99, roughly 4 times as strong. However, being 4 times as strong as Tsunderplane still puts Frisk at Town level). This meant he'd only need one hit to defeat Sans. Under regular circumstances, this would be a difficult task, but not for Beedrill, cause he had something Frisk didn't, attacks that don't miss. A move like Swift couldn't be dodged by Sans, so as soon as Beedrill decides to use it, he's sealed his victory.

Wiz: Next is Rosalina vs Sceptile. Both characters were arguably equal in strength & durability, but Sceptile EASILY takes arsenal for obvious reasons. However, to put it simply, Rosalina's too fast.

Boomstick: No amount of stat changes will allow someone who's 25% the speed of light to keep up with someone who's more than billions of times faster than light.

Vrokorta: Rosalina could also teleport to avoid Sceptile's attacks, negate any damage he dealt using her force field, simply fly out of range, or use her power-ups to turn the tables. Sceptile's arsenal may've been impressive, but it didn't account for temporary invincibility & OHKO attacks.

Wiz: Next is Pangoro vs Lopunny. This fight could really go either way depending on the circumstances. Both had very similar stats & movesets, as well as weaknesses that could turn the tides of battle if exploited.

Boomstick: But that's just the discussion of base forms. The fact that Lopunny could Mega Evolve is what really gave her the win here.

Vrokorta: With such greatly improved stats, there was almost no way that Pangoro could win this fight.

Wiz: Another controversial fight I'm sure, is Zavok vs Magneto. Most would probably think Magneto stomps, however, Zavok's superior speed & durability allowed him to take the win in this fight.

Boomstick: Sure, Magneto was smarter, more experienced, had a better arsenal, & may've surpassed Zavok in strength, but that doesn't amount to much when your opponent can dodge most of your attacks, & tank the rest.

Vrokorta: Another thing worth noting is that Magneto has shown to get tired if he overtaxes his body, something we never see happen to Zavok. Sure, it could happen to Zavok, but the fact that we've never seen it happen implies that his stamina is simply higher than Magneto's. Let's also not forget that, without his armor, Magneto's durability is practically human level, & as soon as Zavok discovers this, he's going to exploit it. Even if Magneto is more durable than a human, his armorless durability is still FAR below his at most Solar System level armor, so Zavok could potentially one-shot him once he gets the chance.

Wiz: Next up is Dark Gaia vs Blackout. If you've been reading our results so far, it'd be pretty clear why Blackout lost. As we've said, Blackout is City level & Relativistic+ while Dark Gaia at his weakest is Large Planet level & FTL, EASILY surpassing Blackout's strength, durability, & speed.

Boomstick: Sure, Blackout was a small target, & he could fly. That might make it seem like Dark Gaia would have a hard time hitting him, but Dark Gaia could land hits on Super Sonic, who's not only about as small as Blackout & can fly, but he's also faster. So Dark Gaia would have no problem hitting Blackout.

Vrokorta: Even if Blackout were to aim for Dark Gaia's eyes, I honestly doubt he could do any real damage, simply because he's so much weaker. I mean, Sonic in his base form had to hit Dark Gaia's eyes more than once to do any damage, & Blackout was definitely weaker, seeing as Sonic can fight & defeat enemies who threaten the entire planet & Blackout hasn't to my knowledge (you might be able to argue that Blackout's fought Planet level enemies, but he'd still be at a disadvantage).

Wiz: Not sure if this is controversial or not, but next is Mega Beedrill vs Mega Lopunny. This was a pretty tough call. Lopunny had better stats overall, while Beedrill had a better moveset. Not to mention the only reason Beedrill stands any chance is because of Mega Evolution. If both were in base forms, Beedrill probably would've lost.

Boomstick: Anyways, what it really came down to was seeing who edged out the most.

Vrokorta: In the end, I decided to go with Beedrill for several reasons. His Attack power & Speed were greater, he resisted Lopunny's Fighting type, was immune to her Poison, his Speed & Attack would let him use Fury Cutter to the best of its ability, he could fly, he could increase his already impressive Speed, & he could exploit Lopunny's weakness to Fighting & Flying type attacks, again made even better by his high Attack. Lopunny had few ways to exploit Beedrill's weaknesses. However, if she could land just a few good hits, she could've won, as Beedrill's Defense was pretty low. It's a close call, but I decided to go with Beedrill.

Wiz: Next is Rosalina vs Zavok. While Zavok's stats were impressive, Rosalina was easily capable of taking the win here. Zavok's speed is only FTL, possibly MFTL, from scaling to Sonic or a casual Super Sonic respectively. However, Rosalina was, again, MFTL+, more than billions of times the speed of light. This alone would give her the win.

Boomstick: But there's more. Rosalina was at least Large Star level, while Zavok more or less capped at Large Planet level. So Rosalina was definitely stronger. Going into more detail, we can't forget Rosalina's force field & teleportation, allowing her to ignore Zavok's attacks & dodge them even easier.

Vrokorta: Do I even need to go over power-ups? Cause Rosalina's invincibility power-ups would put a seal on the seal that's sealing her victory.

Boomstick: HAH!

Wiz: Next was Dark Gaia vs Mega Beedrill. Similar to the Blackout fight, Dark Gaia EASILY edged out in strength, durability, & speed.

Boomstick: Not even Beedrill's stat buffs & debuffs could've made this fight fair.

Vrokorta: I mean, a Relativistic Island buster, vs an at minimum FTL Planet buster. I don't think I need to explain that one. However, I will point out that I've been giving Dark Gaia's minimum strength this whole results. This was so I could put into perspective how much stronger Dark Gaia is compared to the other combatants. His stats go far above Large Planet level & FTL, as he was able to push Super Sonic to his limits. No other character in the game Sonic universe was capable of doing that. This puts Dark Gaia's strength at a minimum of Multi-Solar System level & MFTL, and for this next fight, he sure needed it.

Wiz: Dark Gaia vs Rosalina. These two were easily the strongest, fastest, & most versatile combatants of the whole fight. They were so strong, that they could pretty much blitz &/or one-shot anyone else in the fight.

Boomstick: However, comparing their stats is a bit difficult. Dark Gaia scales to someone who's at least Multi-Solar System level, while Rosalina scales to characters anywhere between Large Star level & Galaxy level. Heck, they could both be highballed to Universal+ cause Super Sonic fought the Time Eater & Mario fought Culex, but I think that's going a bit far. The two could similarly be argued to be MFTL+, so it was hard to really put a pin on which stats made the most sense.

Vrokorta: So, to make things simple, I assumed their strength, speed, & durability were the same, seeing as they're already so close in these regards. What it really came down to in the end were the smaller stats: Intelligence, Experience, & Arsenal.

Wiz: Rosalina's flight & small size wouldn't assist her in this fight, similarly to Blackout. However, her teleportation would let her outmaneuver Dark Gaia, as he's never dealt with teleportation before (While Super Sonic CAN teleport, he never used this ability when fighting Dark Gaia). Let's not forget Rosalina's invincibility power-ups, Dark Gaia had no real answer for those (While you could argue that Rosalina's invincibility was comparable to Super Sonic's [which Dark Gaia broke], I disagree. Sonic in base is weaker than Rosalina in base, meaning her invincibility would be more effective than Sonic's. The strength of Rosalina's invincibility is like if Super Sonic had a super form). Dark Gaia was impressive, but Rosalina edges out in Arsenal.

Boomstick: Experience is another hard point to pin down. Dark Gaia's existed since the beginning of time, but he spends millions of years sleeping, so his experience is kind of iffy. Rosalina on the other hand has lived for hundreds of years, but hasn't really done much that we know of during this time. It's kind of like how Zavok is 148 years old, but we don't know what he did, so we can't say he has a lot of experience. Rosalina has fought more foes, albeit weaker ones, but Dark Gaia's fought more versatile foes that are similar to Rosalina. It's hard to pinpoint, so we've decided to call it even in terms of Experience.

Vrokorta: Lastly is Intelligence. Remember how we said Dark Gaia has no notable intelligence? That still stands. Rosalina was smart enough to build an observatory & tend to millions of Lumas. The foes she faces also require more strategy to defeat than say Super Sonic or the Gaia Colossus. So Rosalina takes Intelligence too. This fight was hard for me to figure out, I've mulled it over for days while I worked on this fight, & now this is my outcome, & I really have no objections to it. Boomstick, will you do the honors?

Boomstick: THE WINNER IS SPACE WAIFUUUUUUUUU!

Vrokorta: Are you happy now?

Boomstick: Yes, her previous loss is forgotten.

Vrokorta: Good.

Bloopers[]

Brendan: I, am Brendan. This, is Sceptile. You KILLED my father! PREPARE to... hey your kinda pretty.

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Mega Lopunny suddenly heard a crash, then turned to see Dark Gaia towering before her. She considered her options, & thought Low Kick would be perfect to use on such a massive foe. She ran up & performed a slide kick directly into Dark Gaia's body, causing him to slowly fall to the ground... right on Lopunny.

Lopunny: Punny (Aw dang it).

CRASH