| Vriska Serket vs Porky Minch | |
|---|---|
| Season | 1 |
| Overall Episode | 2 |
| Season Episode | 2 |
| Air date | 11/22/21 |
| Written by | Sleuth |
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Description[]
The Spider Pirate fights the Pig King! Vriska Serket vs Porky Minch is a What-If? Death Battle featuring Vriska Serket from the Homestuck Webcomic and Porky Minch from the Mother/Earthbound Series
Introduction[]
Wiz: Villains can be motivated by many different things - Money, power, attention, world domination, getting back at a misdeed society did to them
Boomstick: Or their evil can be born off of how shitty their parents where, then that sparks an entire debate on whether they're actually evil or not
Wiz: An example of this is Vriska Serket, the Theif of Light from Homestuck
Boomstick: And Porky Minch, the right-hand man of Giygas and the King of New Porky City from the Earthbound/Mother series. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick
Wiz: And it is our job to analyze their weapons, armour, and skills to see who would win... A DEATH BATTLE!
Vriska Serket [S]: Ascends to DEATH BATTLE![]
(Cue: Superego)
Wiz: Imagine: All universes are stored within these frogs...
Boomstick: Those must be some Rare Pepes! ...or not, considering how "infinity trillion" of them exists, but you get the point
Wiz: ...and in one of these frogs, there is a planet called Alternia - A planet that is like, but very different from ours at the same time.
Boomstick: Alternia plagiarizes our planet and isn't afraid to show it! Whatever cool thing we have, they copy it and put "troll" in the front! Troll Squid Game! Troll Jojo's Bizarre Adventure! Troll Magic: the Gathering! Hell, I think they even have a Troll Death Battle! You name it, slap the word "troll" in front of it and BOOM! It already exists in Alternia!
Wiz: The inhabitants of Alternia are similar to that of humans. They just have grey skin, sharp teeth, orange horns, and black hair.
Boomstick: And they are extremely superstitious about the Zodiac to the point of the color of your blood depends on your Zodiac sign!
Wiz: We'll get to that a bit later. What matters here are the troll players of Sgrub, or in other words, Troll Sburb
Boomstick: So wait! Everything they copy off of us doesn't always start with troll? What other lies have I've been told?
Wiz: One of these troll players, specifically the eighth one to be introduced, is Vriska Serket
(Cue: Vriska's theme)
Boomstick: Everything about this chick is about the number eight. Any "b" or "ate" sounds in her dialogue get replaced by an 8, her role as a theif violating the eight commandment (thou shall not steal), and dating two breath players... wait, what does that have to do with the number eight again?
Wiz: Breath is related to Oxygen, which has 8 protons, 8 electrons, and 8 neutrons.
Boomstick: Damn, Hussie went overboard with her. Explains why his self insert is always hitting on her.
Wiz: Vriska grew up in a hard life. The lowblood trolls she captured from FLARP'ing was brutally fed to her ravenous, voracious lusus, known as "Spider Mom”
Boomstick: I normally make milf jokes when a mother is mentioned on this show, but this asshole shows that professionals have standards. Plus, she's a massive spider, and I'm no arachnophile. This massive dick of a spider didn't even say "thanks" after her meal, only calling her waiter rude and vile names. Geez.
Wiz: This abusive, one-sided relationship caused Vriska to become despised by her peers - a "Huge Bitch", if you will
Boomstick: She blinded Terezi, crippled Tavros, and when Aradia came to call her out on it, Vriska decided to use her boyfriend to kill her against his own will. Moral of the story, RAISE YOUR DAMN CHILD PROPERLY!
Wiz: Though, Aradia's soul was put into a robot, who certainly made Vriska pay for what she did. However, after receiving fatal injuries, this allowed her to resurrect and go God-Tier
Boomstick: This is why people do not like scaling Homestuck. When you say "God-Tiers", do you mean the strongest characters in the verse like Lord English, Calliope, Ultimate Dirk, Godhead Pickle Inspector and all those fellows, or are you talking about the kids in the pajamas?
Wiz: With her revival, her scheming continued, eventually leading to the creation of Bec Noir
Boomstick: Her story goes farrrrrrrrrr longer from here, but we've ran our mouths about it and it really doesn't bring anything new to the table. Besides, after what we've mentioned, she has this redemption arc, and we want this to be a villain vs villain fight!
(Cue: MeGaLoVania)
Wiz: As an alternian highblood, she gets a variety of of powers: Longevity, ability to control people's minds or make them sleep, night vision, and the ability to play Sgrub, allowing her to advance in the game, becoming more powerful
Boomstick: But when she ascended to God-Tier, her days of being unlucky are behind her. She can now "steal luck" from people, causing her luck to up, and her opponents luck go down
Wiz: She can also fly (without needing her rocket boots), along with conditional immortality - As long as her death isn't "Heroic" or "Just", she will survive
Boomstick: As long as neither of those requirements are fulfilled, God-Tiers can survive anything! Impalement, Decapitation, destruction of the soul, and even being crush by the GREEN SUN! That's the thing that's almost twice the size of the universe and is the biggest source of "raw narrative" in the entire multiverse, right Wiz?
Wiz: ...yes. Anyways, let's get to her weapon of choice: The Fluorite Octet
Boomstick: Eight D8s that bring D&D to life... as if it wasn't already brung to life by imagination.
Wiz: What happens depends on what she rolls. If she roles 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8, it summons a massive, blue, and spectral guillotine to quickly swing down and cut off the head of the target
Boomstick: She can also roll into a blizzard, levitation, re-rolling twice, putting a target to sleep, or summoning weird and disturbing creatures. But the most powerful, possible roll is 8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8: Ancestral Awakening
Wiz: This allows Vriska to gain enough power to go toe-to-toe with Bec Noir, who has the power of a First Guardian. For reference, using the power of a First Guardian, Bec Noir was able to tear the universe to shreds. More specifically, a Genesis Frog. For reference, a Genesis Frog doesn't only contain one universe, it contains all possible ones, in which their are infinite
Boomstick: So Vriska is able to keep up with a multiversal, genocidal Jack-ass!
Wiz: That... well, compared to your puns you do at the end of every show, was actually pretty clever. Anyways, Vriska is certainly smart as well. She was able to hide an artifact from a Nigh-Omniscient being.
Boomstick: Yeah, but once he found out, he was pissed, and she got what was coming for her
Wiz: Vriska had a rough childhood, causing her to be arrogant, emotional, and manipulative.
Boomstick: Despite this, she's that type of spider where you have to kill with a gun, because she is strong!
Vriska: You don't have to 8e alive to make yourself relevant. And you don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero. You just have to know who you are and stay true to that. So I'm going to keep fighting for people the only way I ever knew how.
Porky Minch means business in DEATH BATTLE![]
(Cue: Pokey)
Wiz: The year is 199X, in the town, Onett. A meteor landed in the middle of the night, and the police were investigating
Boomstick: But of course, when a meteor crashes and makes a sound louder than a girl seeing a spider, people are going to know what the hell is going on
Wiz: This lead to a boy who began to bother the police. This boy is none other than Porky Minch - or Pokey Minch, in a mistranslation in Earthbound
Boomstick: Porky is a fat kid who was Ness's next-door neighbor, and he always had a love-hate relationship with him
Wiz: Despite his weakness and being overweight, Porky certainly has the power of words. Not only did he managed to manage to join up with Mr. Carpainter and the Happy Happyism cult, he also went from being a poor boy who was abused by his mother to being an upper-class in the metropolis of Fourside.
Boomstick: So don't judge a book by it's cover, or in this case, don't judge a kid by his weight... or his abusive relationship with his parents
Wiz: Porky doesn't make an appearance until the final battle against Giygas, who Porky joins in order to avert the Apple of Enlightment’s prediction of Ness destroying Giygas once and for all
(Cue: Porky Means Business)
Boomstick: So Porky's grudge against Ness goes as far as teaming up with a universe destroying nightmare... damn.
Wiz: Porky stole one of the Phase Distorters from Dr. Andonuts, allowing him to go back in time to join Giygas. In the battle, he is seen in the spider-like mech, which has the ability to time travel and allow Porky to fight against the Chosen Four... granted, he fought against them alongside Giygas, and he spent a long time talking.
Boomstick: The best thing about this machine is it can fart, and it lowers defense and attack power. Sweet! I need to get one of these!
Wiz: For reference, the Chosen Four previously defeated the sanctuary guardian Thunder & Storm, who can create a storm the size of the sanctuary's cave. Assuming this storm covered the whole cave and had a moderate stability, this has the same destructive force of 13.82 tons of TNT
Boomstick: After Giygas was defeated, Porky traveled away to another era. That is the end of Earthbound, but certainly not the end of Porky Minch
Wiz: Porky traveled throughout the space times of many universes, looking for a place to conquer
Boomstick: Due to excessive travel, the laws of space-time or whatever turned him into a weird, immortal manchild
Wiz: Porky eventually ended up in the world of Mother 3 after being shut out from all the other universes, and that's where his tyrannical rule began
(Cue: Porky's theme)
Wiz: When Porky ended up in the world of Mother 3, he had Dr. Andonuts and the Mr. Saturns with him. Porky forced them to conduct crude biological experiments, and the results were Chimeras
Boomstick: Using his social influencing again, Porky amassed an entire army during his travels throughout space and time. These guys are literal terrorist, transforming the Nowhere Islands into a literal hell
Wiz: One of the Chimeras created, the Mecha Drago, is responsible for killing Lucas's mother, Hinawa, and his older twin brother, Claus
Boomstick: Like Santa Claus?
Wiz: It's pronounced "Cl-ow-s", like Clowns without the n and rhymes with House
Boomstick: Huh. Don't mean to be metafictional and break the fourth wall here, but if this was an actual video and not a written story, that little sidetrack wouldn't have happened. Not saying it should be animated, but just letting you know
Wiz: Anyways, the Pigmask army took Claus's corpse, revived him, and turned him into "the Masked Man"
Boomstick: Damn, Porky is an asshole. He lets other people suffer a worse childhood than he did
Wiz: It doesn't stop there, however. The world of Mother 3 takes place on the Nowhere Islands, which in truth is on the back of an extremely powerful beast: The Dark Dragon. This Dragon's power was sealed by the Magypsies, sealing it asleep with seven needles
Boomstick: Once Porky heard of this story and found out what the Dark Dragon does, he and Lucas had a race to see who can pull the most needles to wake the beast up
Wiz: Technically, Porky is not pulling the needles, Claus is, since he and Lucas are the only people who know PK Love, the only power that can pull the needles out
Boomstick: Ah. So what does this Dragon do if he's awakened and finds out an entire island of people were free-loading on his back?
Wiz: What happens varies on whoever pulled the most needles, since whoever pulled the most needles gets to decided what the Dragon does. If the person is evil, all of existence will be destroyed. If a good person is the one who woke it, the Dragon will rid out all the evil influence out of the world. However, if a heartless person, like the Masked Man/Claus pulls it out, it will destroy everything
Boomstick: Didn't you say that would what happen if an evil person does it?
Wiz: Yes, but if it's a heartless person, it's EVERYTHING. Including the Real World and the Player - Itoi said in a interview that if Claus pulled it, it would end Itoi himself and prevent him from making more content
Boomstick: Which kinda did happen since Mother 3 is the final installment and Itoi said no Mother 4. But at least he didn't get wiped out by the Dark Dragon. Now that I think about it, how does Porky scale to the Dark Dragon?
Wiz: He does... but he doesn't. In terms of destructive capability, by himself, Porky is nothing. However, judging by how his previous spider mech he used in Earthbound is in a storage room, it's likely the Spider-Bed-Mech he uses in Mother 3 is superior. So, maybe 14 tons of TNT for that
Boomstick: But what's the good stuff?
Wiz: His immortality and durability. You see, due to excessive time travelling, Porky claims he would never die and is no longer bound by life or death. His word should be reliable given how he can tank beats far more than his mech, along with also saying he's thousands or tens of thousands of years old and having violent coughing fits to back that up.
Boomstick: So how does this relate to the Dark Dragon?
Wiz: Porky implies that he will be alive even if the Dark Dragon wakes up, but what he knows what'll happen is unknown, whether he's aware of only universal destruction or destruction of the real world. But what has shown to have Porky survive the reset is the Absolutely Safe Capsule, but considering it makes Porky do nothing and in turn makes the opponent unable to do anything to Porky, Death Battle wouldn't be show for that
Boomstick: Speaking of which, that's the end of Porky's story. With his immortal life, he will watch the universe burn from the safety of his capsule. Also, he's likely going to go insane. Hopefully he bumps into Kars and makes friends with him or somethin'. I dunno.
Wiz: Throughout Mother 3, Porky has gained some new powers. He can now induce paralysis or make someone cry uncontrollably, suck up hit points, use PSI counters, as well as... uhhh... I can't understand this one...
Boomstick: Lemme look at it... huh... !?... Wiz... What did Porky do!?
Porky Minch: With my eternal life, I will see the world through to its end. Until everyone who won't like me is gone.
Pre-Fight[]
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set! We've run our data through all possibilites. Let's end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!
(Location: Alternia)
It's the middle of the day on Alternia, but it looks like it's sunset because this planet is weird and it always looks like that. Vriska enters her hive with a depressed look, with her hands in her pockets. She heads downstairs, consulting her massive lusus, mentally preparing herself for all the insults that she'll to her. Today was like any other normal day.
Vriska finally arrives downstairs. The door to her lusus's area is closed. Vriska opens it, seeing nothing darkness.
Vriska: Damn, who turned off the lights here?
Something glows. It glows red. Eight red lights, each near to each other, shine down on Vriska.
The room is no longer dark. To Vriska's horror, her lusus is no longer a creature. It's a chimera. A massive, cyborg spider chimera.
Vriska: Oh.
Vriska: My.
Vriska: GOD!!!!!!!!
What used to be Spider-Mom roars loudly, crumbling the unstable walls around it. Before Vriska can brace herself, the mechanized parts of her lusus malfunction, then blow up. It doesn't blow up the entire lusus into bloody bits, but it leaves a ton of burns and blood on the thing
Vriska: ????????
Two Pigmasks come out from behind the lusus's corpse
Pigmask 1: Dammit, the thing didn't work. I guess it was too big
Pigmask 2: We've controlled bigger, you know. I think this one might of been to powerful
Vriska: HEY! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO CONTROL MY A8SOLUTE 8ITCH OF A LUSUS?!?!?!?!
Pigmask 1: Oh look, there's some hot chick over th-
Before the Pigmask could finish his sentence, Vriska walked over to them. The sound of punching was released into the air, followed by some oinking and squealing
Vriska arrives outside her hive. To her dismay, there are many more Pigmasks than before. Vriska prepares to get their attention
Vriska: HEY ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!
The Pigmasks turn around, looking at the person who just screamed "HEY ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!"
Vriska: GET THE FUCK OFF MY PLANET!!!!!!!!
The Pigmasks laughed, similar to the laugh of the green pigs from Angry Birds
The next second, the sound of people being beat up flew into the night sky again, shortly followed by a ton of squealing. Vriska dusts off her hands, surrounded by Pigmasks that are either incapacitated or outright dead.
To her surprise, Vriska heard a voice behind her. The voice belongs to Porky Minch
Porky: That's not a very kind thing to do with my soldiers, ma'am. That wasn't a great welcome at all! *cough* *cough* *wheeze* *wheeze*
Vriska turns around to face Porky
Vriska: So you're responsi8ble for all of this madness...
Porky: Madness? MADNESS? Miss, your planet is in shambles. Bloodshed, racism (or bloodism, since it's not based on the color of skin but rather the color of blood, but it's basically the same thing here), lack of proper parenting, drugs... *cough* *gasp* I'm here to fix all that.
Vriska: 8y turning innocent creatures into these fucked up cy8orgs? Forget it! You have until the count of 8 to pack your 8ags and leave! If you don't GTFO, I'm going to 8TFO you!
Porky stands there, doing nothing
Vriska: 8...
Vriska: 7...
Vriska: 6...
Vriska: FIVE.
Vriska: FOUR.
Vriska: THREE.
Vriska: TWO.
Vriska: ONE AND 8 EIGHTIETHS
Porky: You really must like the number eight, spankety, spankety, spankety, spankety, spankety, spankety, spankety, spankety! Ahahaha haha! *gasp* *wheeze*
Vriska: Oh, go to hell!
Porky: Been there, done that
Fight![]
(Cue: Bushwack (Instrumental))
Vriska rushed up to Porky, grabbing him by his shirt. She punches him, punches, punches, punches...
PUNCH.
PUNCH.
PUNCH.
PUNCH.
PUNCH.
PUNCH.
PUNCH.
PUNCH.
To Vriska's surprise, Porky was unfazed by the barrage Vriska unleashed upon him
Porky: Say... *gasp* *wheeze* If you can't hurt a weak, frail kid like me, then what does that say about your strength! Spankety, spa-
Vriska: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!
Vriska threw (or if you want, "yeeted" him since that's an actual word in the dictionary now) Porky off a cliff. Believing the battle was over, Vriska began to walk away, but she heard a massive machine-like object jump.
She turned around. She was shocked. Porky is now in his Bed-Mecha he used in Mother 3. The legs of this mech were going up and down akin to that of a spider walking as it approached Vriska. Porky let out an obnoxious laugh, followed by a several gasps for air
Vriska: So you like spiders too, huh?
A strange gas came out of Porky's mech. It quickly spread out, getting Vriska to inhale it. Vriska coughed from this gas, realizing what it truly was
Vriska: EW!!!!!!!! People STILL like 8utt humor nowadays?!?!?!?!
Vriska's defends dropped!
Vriska's offense dropped!
Vriska could not stop crying!
Vriska: You're a kid, aren'tcha? I think it's time for you to go to 8ed.
Using her telepathic powers, Vriska reached into Porky's mind in an attempt to put him to sleep...
...she found nothing. Nothing but this eerie darkness, the same darkness that corrupted Porky long ago. She got out as fast as she could.
Vriska: Whelp, not doing that again.
Porky: So you've got psychic powers, eh? I've got just the thing for that!
Porky use his PSI Counter Device to envelope himself in a PSI Counter
Vriska: You may have prevented me from stealing your luck, 8ut I have my own!
The Flourite Octet appeared between Vriska's fingers. Vriska rolled these spectral dice. The result was 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-2: Reroll x 2
Vriska: Looks like I have two shots at th-
One of the Spider Mech's legs impaled Vriska. She coughed up blood, and then crumpled to the ground
Porky: Looks like your little RP'ing is over! Ahahaha- *gasp* *cough* *wheeze*
(Cue: Trainmadness)
Just before Porky's Bed-Mecha could turn around, Vriska's corpse began to glow. It radiated a rainbow color as it ascended to the air.
Porky: What the...
Vriska revived, with the Fluorite Octet already in her hand
Vriska: Sorry, my death wasn't heroic or just! Now it's time for you to die! You're death will 8e just without a dou8t!
First reroll result: 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8. Guillotine de la Marquise
Vriska: Looks like it's off with your head! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- *cough* *cough* ...whatever fucking disease you have must've gotten to me. Ew.
Porky's Bed Mech tried to get out of the way, but rather than decapitating Porky, the Bed Mech's face and front legs were cut off, rendering it inactive. Porky got off of it, and immediately called for his Spider Mech. After the Spider Mech arrived but before Porky could enter it, the time Vriska's second roll was at hand
Second reroll result: 8-8-8-8-8-8-8...
Vriska was smiling. Porky was sweating.
...7
Vriska had a confused, disappointed look. Porky smirked.
Result: Minor gust of wind
This "gust of wind" did nothing to the results, except tilt the 7 into an 8. 8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8. Ancestral Awakening.
Porky: Shit! Shit! Shit! *wheeze* *gasp*
With her newfound spectral sword, sliced through Porky like a hot knife through butter. Porky was finally dead, and Vriska returned to her normal form
Vriska: I guess that's finally over...
That couldn't have been more wrong.
Vriska: W8, WHAT?!?!?!?!
Vriska turned around. Somehow, Porky was still alive. Not cut in half anymore. He used the HP Sucker, healing his injuries. This, of course, causes immense damage to Vriska. Bloodsplat - She's now bleading all over.
Porky: PIGMASKS! RETREAT! *gasp* *cough* *wheeze* *gasp*
Porky got into his Spider-Mech at last.
Porky: As for you... Didn't you say about how you'll revive without being a hero or your death being justified? And then you said my death would be justified? *cough* *wheeze* *cough*
Two of the Spider Mech's legs dug into Vriska
Porky: ...you will die a hero! Die as the hero who drove off the forces of the tyrannical Porky Minch! Ahahahaha ha- *wheeze* *gag*
Vriska: S-so that's why y-you wit-withdrew your attack...
Porky: Correct! You're reward for getting the question correct is death!
And just like that, the two legs of the Spider Mech tore Vriska in half, and her death was heroic.
Porky: And the rain came down and washed the spider out! *snicker* *minor cough*
K.O!
K.O![]
Porky is seen going back to his dimension in his Spider Mech, along with a group of Pigmasks retrieving the parts of the broken Spider-Mech
Karkat arrives to see what all the ruckus is about, only to drop his jaw seeing Vriska's split corpse
Verdict[]
Boomstick: Oh how the tables have turned
Wiz: Vriska was a tough opponent, considering her advantage in strength in speed. For scaling reference, Vriska killed Gamzee in the Homestuck epilogues-
Boomstick: After having s-
Wiz: Let's not mention that. Anyways, Gamzee did significant damage to the Black King, who should be above Jackspers Noirlecrow. Jack sliced Prospit's chain in half, which judging by the statement on their size, would require 388.535 tons of TNT, compared to Porky's 13.82 tons.
Boomstick: Jackspers also fought against Bro, who can throw a batarang. The feat reads, "he just held the paper in position, then let go of it and flashstepped at warp speed backwards, and threw that batarang at it before the note could fall even a single nanometer."
Wiz: Given the timeframe, this would require to be at least 16.67 times faster than the speed of light.
Boomstick: Sure, Mother characters are also already FTL due to dodging laser beams and what-not, but it's not as far as Bro's feat. So now that I think about it, how did Porky pull out the W?
Wiz: Simple. Vriska simply couldn't put him down. Even in her state of being able to go against a multiversal being, she has no way to deal with Porky and him no longer being bound by death. Sure, she can slice him in half, but Porky will be alive
Boomstick: But what about Vriska's mind powers?
Wiz: Porky was controlled by Giygas ever since the events of Mother 2, and Giygas's influence on him is still present. Despite this, Porky still has full control over himself, so Vriska's mind manipulation wouldn't do anything
Boomstick: Not to mention, while it might not look like it, Porky is smarter than Vriska as well. Did Vriska manage to climb up to the high-class from a bad childhood, and then manipulate an entire army from different dimensions and have complete and utter devotion to him across the entirety of the Nowhere Islands? That's what I thought.
Wiz: Don't get us wrong, Vriska is smart. She managed to briefly hide an object from a Nigh-Omniscient being, Doc Scratch. But considering how she usually has help with her intelligence feats, such as Doc Scratch manipulating her into Bec Noir or Equius building her doomsday devices (that don't even work well!), her wit pales into comparison to that of Porky's. Given that and her emotional character, Porky can easily get the answer of how to bypass the immortality of a God-Tier
Boomstick: Even if she was smarter, how would she know what Porky did? It's the same inexplicable attack Giygas used, and not even Ness, who has the "ultimate intelligence", could know what the hell what was happening.
Wiz: Porky was also more experienced. His age is immemorial, compared to Vriska's peak of in her early 20s. Sure, Vriska can see the events of the Beta Kid's universe, but Porky has seen events across many different timelines
Boomstick: Also, Porky has a lot of stuff under his belt that will help him come out on top
Wiz: While Vriska is stronger and faster, Porky's supreme durability, superior intelligence and experience, and wider arsenal was too much for Vriska to handle
Boomstick: It looked like Vriska got spankety spankety spanked! ...please don't take that out of context.
Wiz: The Winner is Porky Minch
Stats[]
Vriska (Loser)
- (+) Stronger
- (+) Faster
- (-) Less durable
- (-) Dumber
- (-) Not as experienced
- (-) Smaller Arsenal
Porky Minch (Winner)
- (+) Far more durable
- (+) Smarter
- (+) Experience
- (+) Wider Arsenal
- (-) Weaker
- (-) Slower
Next Time[]
"Immortality! Eternal life! And STAND POWER! Puny Humans! I shall rule you all! Bow before my knowledge and might!"
"I have seen entire civilizations rise and fall. You mortals are but dust to me."
Dio Brando vs Sorin Markov
Trivia[]
- The connection between Porky and Vriska are as follows:
- Both of them did bad things due to their horrible childhood. Due to this, it is arguable that they did nothing wrong
- Both of them have an interest in spider-like objects
- Both of them created the rise of a powerful entity (Bec Noir for Vriska, Giygas for Porky)