Animal Crossing vs Slime Rancher! Which young, quiet, and potentially psychopathic human mysteriously brought to a place filled with creatures with many hobbies would win?
Description[]
ROB: Peace, as a concept, is really simple. It's either be calm, don't, or have a stroke.
Game and Watch: But these quiet ladies take it to another step. Villager, the second Mayor of Animal Crossing and massive hobbyist.
ROB: And Beatrix LeBeau, the rancher, scientist, and businesswoman of Slime Rancher.
GAW: He's ROB, I'm Game and Watch, and we'll be researching their weapons, armor, and skill to find out who would win a Death Battle.
Beatrix LeBeau[]
ROB: One day, a woman named Beatrix LeBeau had a cactus that was adopted by some girl... But seriously, Beatrix is a lady who loved the outdoors, loved hiking, and loved Africa.
Game and Watch: She liked hiking so much that she could climb for 5 miles without tire, likely named the Death Hike as most people could not withstand it, and could even withstand the heat of Africa! Surprisingly enough, she liked it so much she was willing to travel to the Far, Far Range.
ROB: Actually, this distant planet ONLY took a year to get to! I mean, that is definitely good, assuming that this planet was suitable for life, it's likely just the size of the Earth, so it was likely just a star away, right?
Game and Watch: I guess? You could assume that, sure, but it was likely moving at a speed way beyond light, and, from what we've looked at the source, was stated as 1000x the speed of light, and she survived and likely reacted to this.
ROB: But we have to focus on Beatrix's actual gadgets, because, while being physically athletic, she's definitely strong. She even has a Vacpack, being able to pick up almost everything excluding merged slimes named Largo, and Tarr, but they're villains. This vacpack is a really useful gadget for her profession.
Game and Watch: She can carry up to a max of four items, carry large adult roosters, and carry slimes made of glass, crystal, rock, fire, literal water, radiation, and, yes, can also resist reality warping.
ROB: WHAT!? When? I don't recall-
Game and Watch: Well, the VacPack can contain the Quantum Slime which passively creates clones of itself by altering reality and summoning alternate universe versions that don't even exist, and the Vac Pack isn't affected by this at all, and nor is Beatrix herself.
ROB: Well, to get back on the topic of the Vac Pack, it allows Beatrix to absorb water and fire it right back and nullifies transformations as well as being immune to the corruptions that Tarr's have. In fact, it's strong enough to even break crates.
Game and Watch: In fact, it allows Beatrix to run very quickly, can warp gravity to push things away from Beatrix, and allows Beatrix to hit the weakpoints of things such as Gold Slimes.
ROB: Also, the Vac Pack can be augmented to become the Miles Tech Vacpack, despite being only for this game's version of Pokemon's Safari Zone, can do things the original can't, like charge Quicksilver Slimes.
Game and Watch: But, the real thing is the wide arsenal Beatrix has that is her slimes. As we stated, she has the Quantum Slime, a slime capable of warping reality to create alternate ghosts of itself that don't exist, but can create whirlwinds with the Dervish Slime, cause explosions with the Boom Slime, and can use the Mosaic Slime to reflect light or the Rad Slime to poison her opponents. She's even able to react and is faster than the Quantum Slime who is beyond linear time and space.
ROB: But, despite this, most of her things are reliable on energy, but Beatrix has a lot of it, making it exploitable but difficult, and Beatrix can still suck up things with her vac even if she's empty. She also has some limited sources, but is usually able to reflect or grab anything thrown at her, and she has a really wide arsenal, making this weakness really difficult to exploit, as said.
Villager[]
ROB: ♫ Just a small town girl! Living in a lonely world! ♫
Game and Watch: It's not time to sing Journey. The Villager is quite anonymous in their backstory, but according to some texts, they're a quiet person, in a small town. Other than this, they're, once again, anonymous.
ROB: Villager is just your average girl, but we know she's definitely a hobbyist, being a kart racer, a fighter, boxer, bug catcher, archaelogist, mayor, you name it!
Game and Watch: ...And they still can't pay their debt. I mean, Villager is mainly depicted as a mayor, and even lives in their own town. But, the thing is, ROB, Villager is also got a few items that we'll be considering weapons.
ROB: Oh...Yeah! Like the Master Sword, a massive reference to the LOZ, is a regular sword, I'd assume. But they also have shovels, axes, slingshots, in fact, a lot! In fact, they also have this cool thing called the Reset, which allows them to restart after any mistake, and it's canon!
Game and Watch: But the main thing is their furniture! They have katanas, swords, armor sets, bows, cardboard furniture, and can create pillars, even. They even have a tricycle, although likely not usable, these items are definitely a part of their arsenal, and could be, if wanted.
ROB: Oh boy, look at the size of that Boomerang, damn. Well, the villager is definitely an odd fellow, but they've got a larger arsenal with what we're using. They can use the Superstar, making them invincible, the Fire Flower, to manipulate fire, the Super Horn to create a large shockwave, the Bananas to trip their opponents, the Bullet Bill, the Piranha Plant, and even the Bob-omb are deadly weapons for being on-hand.
Game and Watch: We could also assume that they could react to electricity from the Lightning powerup, and can tank such, which shrinks their foes to small sizes. They can use the Super Launch Star to blast their opponents into the air, the Killing Edge to badly harm their opponents and even create Black Holes! They can use the Cucco to summon deadly chickens, freeze their opponents with the Freezie and take massive wins. Trust us, we would know.
ROB: They can become metal, slow time, summon stars, hit their opponents at universe traveling speeds, create large gusts of wind, throw baseballs fast enough to disappear, and even stun their opponents. Increase their sizes, check, increase their speed, check, what's not to love?
Game and Watch: Their OTHER attacks.
ROB: Oh, right. They can plant trees, create rockets of Lloids, fly with the user of a balloon helmet, and pocket nearly any projectile to fire it right back at you! They can heal loads of damage with items such as the Maxim Tomato or Heart Container, and can create the Dragoon as well as Daybreak to deal loads of damage to their opponent. The Dragoon is an item from Kirby's Air Ride, which can fly at high speeds, and rushes opponents, whereas the Daybreak is an item from Kid Icarus: Uprising! It's a laser beam that's a OHKO, dealing unstoppable damages and is an unblockable beam. Not even the Villager can block it!
Pre-Fight[]
As birds chirped, Villager was seen riding on a boat making it to an island. She'd sigh, checking her wrist, noting the time as they made it to the boat, with Villager stepping off.
They looked, as the scissors they saw were on the ground, because they had some real business to take care of. She'd look over to the nearby skeleton, the blonde corpse rotting from it's suffering, as the Villager smirked, cutting the portal in reality, stepping inside.
Cuts to The Ranch.
Slimes are seen jumping around, making noises and squirming about in their dens, cutting to a tanned woman picking carrots, apples, and many other fruits, although weirdly different, as she shook her head.
Beatrix is then seen watering her plants, wiping sweat from her head as the sun blazed, which was abnormal. They sighed it off, watching as a portal opened, cutting open one of her "unbreakable" forcefields.
Beatrix shockingly stared, withdrawing her vacuum, as the Villager stepped outwards, holding an axe, as she pointed. They taunted, jumping forward with the axe as Beatrix flew upwards.
FIGHT![]
Beatrix aims forward with her cannon, firing a carrot right into the Villager, throwing it backwards into the coral, which activates, trapping it, as Beatrix aims.
`` What the hell are you? `` Beatrix stares intently, as Villager groans. They jumped out, swinging down with a katana, as Beatrix easily dodged, firing more carrots at the Villager, blocking as she cut Beatrix, throwing her back.
`` The hell is wrong with you? `` Beatrix muttered. She'd swap tanks, firing a Pink Slime, hitting Villager, as she ran up, delivering a swift kick, knocking the Villager into a coral, breaking a few bones.
The Villager got up, creating a large pillar, as they put on some Boxing Gloves, rushing forward, hitting Beatrix, who blocked, throwing her into the pillar, destroying it as dust was created. Beatrix turned on her flashlight, rushing out of her ranch into the valley of Pink Slimes, sucking them into her vacuum.
The Villager stepped out, holding their arm. They were angered, as a Lloid was created from mid-air, which was aimed at Beatrix, who sucked it up once again. `` Screw you! `` She said, firing a carrot, which pierced the Villager's hand at it's firing speed, knocking the Villager back farther.
Beatrix panted, but rolled as a pillar was knocked down, the effect of it's crash nearly hitting her, as the Villager jumped over, stomping on Beatrix's foot, snapping some of it's metal. `` Shit! `` Beatrix screeched, kicking the Villager back as she flew into the air, as the Villager withdrew her axe once again.
Beatrix hopped onto one of the rocks behind her, jumping as she landed on a pink slime, grabbing a largo tabby rock slime, firing at the Villager, as time slowed, Beatrix hopping on it, as the Villager walked over, in a normal speed, as time slowed, with Villager chopping the rock slime, causing it to poof into smoke, as Beatrix flew into a tree.
Villager withdrew a launch star, firing it at Beatrix, who vacced it up. She'd jump over, using the previously vacced Lloid to jump over, firing the launch star at Villager, who, as it covered around her, fired it into the air. As this happened, Beatrix used her jetpack to fly up, before stomping on the Villager, causing them to land in a large explosion.
The Villager took out a smart bomb, firing it, as a large explosion caused more dust to cover as they withdrew fireworks. Lighting them up, caused the fireworks to set the grass on fire as they went, but Beatrix had enough, sucking up the fireworks like a shadow, fired a Boom Slime at the Villager, firing her into a log bringing her to an area full of Tabby slimes.
Beatrix was pissed, and had to end this as she hit Villager with their armcannon, bruising them, as the Villager kicked Beatrix into the air, taking out a cart from their endless inventory, hopping in it. Beatrix muttered, firing the fireworks upward, causing large boulders to crush the kart.
Beatrix sighed, as the coral she had was destroyed, she'd notice the hundreds of slimes rushing forward, as she shrugged her shoulders, before a boulder was thrown at her, almost hitting her as she jumped backwards. The Villager held their arm in pain, as threw a Pink Slime at Beatrix, knocking her into the group of slimes, many Quantum slimes that took Beatrix days to get rushing out, but Beatrix had an idea.
She'd suck up a Quantum Slime, before jumping out, as the Villager climbed out, staring at Beatrix. This was it. The Villager went forward, chopping with their axe, with Beatrix blocking, her vacpack malfunctioning as the Villager kicked her. Noticing this, this was a time to strike, grabbing the Villager, holding her against her vacpack as she flew into the air. `` Take this! `` She said, as a large, devastating explosion covered the cliffs.
As it cleared, Beatrix landed, her vacpack gone, as a half of Villager's head hit the ground, before being devoured by a Tabby slime, as many slimes began raining from the sky, while Beatrix picked up the scissors the Villager had. `` Huh, I might see a use for this. ``
K.O![]
Alternate Ending[]
Beatrix sucked up a Quantum Slime, jumping out, as the Villager climbed out, staring at Beatrix. She'd withdraw their Star, rushing forward, hitting Beatrix as she was knocked over, as they withdrew a golden laser cannon. They waved, as Beatrix was eradicated, the vacpack exploding, causing slimes to fly into the air, falling. The Villager smirked, dropping the laser, as they fell over, in pain.
Alternate Ending II[]
As the half of the head landed, it shined, as everything warped. As it did, Beatrix stood, staring. `` What? `` She said, before watching as the Villager withdrew a large laser cannon, but jumping over the oncoming beam. She realized that something happened during the time Villager was exploding that reset the events, but her vacpack was not back. Confused, she decided to jump on the Villager, as a new cannon formed around their arm, as the Villager fell back.'
The Villager was angered, hitting Beatrix, which did nearly nothing to the augmented vacpack, as she grabbed the Villager, where the Villager tried hitting Beatrix with a toaster, Beatrix sucked it up, her plan working. `` Take this! `` She said, kicking the woman into a large spot of water, as Beatrix stomped on her legs as she landed, snapping her legs, as she made a face in pain, as Beatrix jumped up, firing the toaster, electrocuting the Villager as Beatrix sucked and fired up a Boom Slime in the air, as it hit the Villager, exploding their entire body, causing the entire body of it to be eradicated.
Post-Analysis[]
ROB: Alright, let's explain why Beatrix would have won. She took intelligence, speed, and abilities, greatly. Using all of her slimes, not even including science, allowed Beatrix to score a win. Slimes such as the Quantum are beyond time and warp reality just by existing and create universes just by cloning themselves. This allows them to be at least be Universal. This is stronger than Villager's best feat of uprooting trees whilst in an amped state, and Beatrix took speed, obviously, by being faster than these slimes, making her at least Immeasurable, whereas the Villager was Hypersonic with bullshitting.
Game and Watch: Beatrix, despite having less resources, had a wider arsenal to work with, and didnt even require her best work to win. The Boom Slime or Rad Slime were likely enough, with the latter bypassing durability and the other likely being able to one-shot Villager with it's explosions. In fact, the Reset, a thing that the VIllager had, likely had no effect on Beatrix, and that was just limited to any of the versions before Horizons. So, in case you didn't know, the only place Villager would be is an Animal Crossing roadkill.
ROB: Disappointing pun, but the winner is Beatrix LeBeau.
Trivia[]
- This fight allows both character's entire arsenal, including Beatrix's slime and tech, as well as Villager's MANY items and weapons (despite not using them in their original game) and includes his Smash attacks, although Smash scaling is not taken into consideration.
- This fight will be using the female Villager, specifically the second alternate costume of the Villager in Smash.
- This fight takes place before Son Goku vs Robloxian, and is another follow-up from Regi Trio vs Pillar Men (OMM) and Eyes of Heaven vs Super Paper Roblox (DBFW)
NEXT TIME ON DEATH BATTLE![]
A pair of scissors is seen, as a knive quickly cuts it in half, as it reveals both Frisk and Filia staring at eachother, emotionless.