(Heavily inspired by Sharaku‘s Ness Vs Frisk)
Videl VS Meggy Splatzer | |
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Season | 1 |
Overall Episode | 1 |
Season Episode | 1 |
Air date | May 27th, 2021 |
Episode guide | |
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Description[]
𝐹𝑒𝑚𝑎𝑙𝑒𝑠 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑑𝑜𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑤𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑛 𝑐𝑢𝑙𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑑𝑒𝑐𝑎𝑑𝑒. 𝑇ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑏𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑠𝑎𝑖𝑑, 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑤𝑜𝑛’𝑡 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑝 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑔𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑎𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑠 𝑘𝑖𝑐𝑘𝑒𝑑. 𝑀𝑒𝑔𝑔𝑦, 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑖𝑛𝑘𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑛𝑒𝑑 ℎ𝑢𝑚𝑎𝑛! 𝐴𝑛𝑑 𝑉𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑙, 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑐𝑘𝑦 𝑑𝑒𝑓𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑓 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑐𝑒! 𝑊𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑀𝑒𝑔𝑔𝑦 𝑏𝑒 𝑎𝑏𝑙𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑤𝑎𝑦 𝑡𝑜 𝑣𝑖𝑐𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑦? 𝑂𝑟 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑉𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑙 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑤 ℎ𝑒𝑟 ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝑖𝑡’𝑠 𝑑𝑜𝑛𝑒?
Interlude[]
(Insert Invader - Jim Johnston/Theme of DEATH BATTLE!) here
Wiz: Throughout the history of fiction, female characters have been sidelined as a damsel in distress a plethora of times
Boomstick: But these two ain’t having none of that!
Wiz: Videl! Earth’s young female warrior!
Boomstick: And Meggy! The inkling who likes kicking ass!
Boomstick: He’s Wiz and I’m Boomstick!
Wiz: And it’s our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win...a DEATH BATTLE!
Videl DIVES into DEATH BATTLE![]
Wiz: What would you do if there was a superhero stopping crime around your city?
Boomstick: I’d start having horny daydreams of him of course!
Wiz: Meet Videl, Mr. Satan’s daughter-
Boomstick: And the biggest fan of the Hallmark Channel in her area!
Wiz: Videl was just a regular highschool student, being the daughter of the world champion Hercule Satan
Boomstick: Then one day she fell in love with some geek with enough power to destroy the planet 3 times over!
Wiz: With the destructive menace known as-
Boomstick: Kirby with a temper!-
Wiz: ...
Wiz: -Majin Buu having been released onto the planet. Videl joined the fight to stop him and save the universe from his destruction
Boomstick: She didn’t exactly do much. In fact, all she did was become Buu’s lunch
Wiz: Anyway... How does Videl fair against the competition?
Boomstick: By being a strong, independent women of course!
Wiz: Despite her small size, Videl is very capable of holding her own in combat
Boomstick: Yeah! Like the time where she snapped a guy’s neck backwards with brute force alone! Jesus, when people say women are scary, they mean it!
Wiz: Based on the theoretical amount of force it takes to snap a human’s neck. Videl would have to have had to kicked Spopovich with the force of 1250 foot pounds
Boomstick: That’s more than enough power to bust through a concrete wall! I wish beers could do that, that’d be so helpful!
Wiz: Why would that be helpful?
Boomstick: What do you mean? I’d get to break into bars with a super-laser beer can!
Wiz: ...
Boomstick: ...
Wiz: Anyway... Videl has an insane amount of power for a regular human. Having enough force to snap a person’s neck and bust through walls is an incredible sign of strength
Boomstick: Videl also has the power to take flight. Guess she likes watching Superhero movies as well!
Wiz: Yes. With the power of Ki, Videl can fly at speeds that are slightly below the speed of sound
Wiz: However, her flight isn’t limitless
Boomstick: Videl could barely handle traveling at her max speed for too long. Edging to stop because it was too much for her to handle
Wiz: While Videl’s flight is quite limited. That still doesn’t change her massive advantage, especially when her attacks will pack quite the punch!
Boomstick: Videl can also last throughout a fight as long as she needs too
Wiz: That’s right. Videl has shown amazing showings of stamina
Boomstick: She really is one tough cookie! She persisted as long as she could in a battle with Spopovich. Who was kicking her ass to new ends
Wiz: She did require healing afterwards, but the fact that she lasted that long is nothing to scoff at
Boomstick: She wasn’t able to keep it up for long. Videl showed clear signs of fatigue after landing multiple fatal blows
Wiz: While that is true, she was still able to resist all the damage being bestowed upon her. Even after tiring out
Boomstick: She is also an excellent martial artist! She could probably rip my shit up if given the chance! Even if I’m overdosing on shampane!
Wiz: She trained for supposedly years for her own purposes.
Boomstick: Being the daughter of the world martial arts champion really makes you strong!
Wiz: Videl was able to lift Gohan with her body alone. Using the known weight of Gohan at that time. Videl would have been lifting 134 ibs
Boomstick: That’s super impressive for someone the size of a guardian gnome!
Wiz: This would make Videl have strength comparable to 244 newtons of force
Boomstick: That’s the amount of hours Wiz wastes making weird inventions!
Wiz: I don’t think I was ready to make that information public yet...
Boomstick: Videl is no slouch when it comes to her feats
Wiz: She has quite a few to her name, even for a character as irrelevant as her
Boomstick: She snapped a guy’s neck with a single kick! Lifted Gohan off the ground with strength alone. She even flew at speeds comparable to that of Gohan. Who can move faster than the speed of light!
Wiz: Granted, Gohan was most likely not going at top speed. Given Videl hasn’t shown any sort of speed compatible to the speed of light on screen
Boomstick: Even after getting decimated by an opponent bigger and stronger than her, she still decided to get up and get her butt kicked time and time again
Wiz: It truly was an impressive endurance feat. Based on the basic force it takes to knock a normal human unconscious, you’d need about a force of 10 newtons. Videl was tanking attacks from someone who was supposedly similar in strength to that of Hercule Satan. Who could pull 60 tons. Videl would’ve been tanking hits worth 588399 newtons
Boomstick: That is over 50,000 times bigger than the normal 10 newtons it takes to knock out a regular human!
Wiz: Keep in mind, 10 newtons is what is needed to knock out an adult male. Videl is a young female, making the feat even more impressive than at first glance
Boomstick: Peach and Zelda should really take notes on this. Would give Mario and Link a break from not having to rescue their asses every couple weeks
Wiz: Videl also was able to learn to manipulate Ki within minutes
Boomstick: Most humans haven’t even heard of Ki. Yet Videl was able to somewhat fly with it in a short span of time. At this point I’m convinced she could wipe the floor with a Pokemon or something!
Boomstick: Hell, she was able to last a while against Super Saiyan Broly. Who in Legendary Super Saiyan Form had enough power to destroy a galaxy!
Wiz: Videl could hold her own against an entire army of zombies with the help of Gohan. Which would give her a good idea at handling multiple things at once
Boomstick: If it’s speed, power, stamina, or being awesome. Videl’s the gal you’d want to go with!
Wiz: She is without a doubt one of the strongest regular human characters in Dragon Ball history. Having feats that are somewhat comparable to her father. As Boomstick stated-
Boomstick: VIDEL’S THE BAEDEL OF THE EARTHLING RACE!
Meggy SPLATS her way into DEATH BATTLE![]
Wiz: Meggy once lived a completely normal and peaceful life in her home of Inkopolis, as most inklings do.
Boomstick: Then she met some fatass red italian and had her life changed forever!
Wiz: The inkling turned human has went through a lot of things over the years
Boomstick: But that won’t stop her from kicking somebody else’s ass!
Wiz: Meggy has always been the one to jump into fights before anybody else
Boomstick: And she still looks badass while doing it! Most of the time...
Wiz: She has a big distaste for anime as well
Boomstick: *gasp* B-BUT WHY?
Wiz: Apparently it was something about their eyes and chins...
Boomstick: I take back what I said earlier. Meggy’s a bitch
Wiz: Meggy posses a massive arsenal of powerful weapons that will give her an upper hand in battle
Boomstick: From weapons like the Splattershot, Ink Roller, and a god damn AKM! To other weapons such as the Ink Bombs. Meggy’s entire toolkit is fucking awesome!
Wiz: Her weapons aren’t just there for display either. Her splattershot for example is able to easily knock Mario through the air. The Mario from the SMG4 universe weighs a humongous 12,988 pounds
Boomstick: That’s really co- WAIT? WHAT? Is it even physically possible to weigh 12,988 pounds?
Wiz: Based on Mario’s weight, to throw him into the air with the Splattershot you’d need a force of at least 77928 newtons
Boomstick: Oh damn, that’s it? Thought it would’ve been a million newtons or something
Wiz: Her Ink Bombs have been shown to do the same thing.
Boomstick: Meggy’s weaponry goes way further than that though!
Wiz: She has access to a wide array of various tools and weapons
Boomstick: She can toss out the BIG GUNS and utilize actual artillery. Now that’s awesome!
Wiz: Meggy knows how to use these weapons effectively in combat. She has shown time and time again to have insane accuracy with her shots.
Boomstick: She can land her attacks from far away while simultaneously looking the other direction! That’s so cool!
Wiz: The inkling has also been shown to run up walls.
Boomstick: Like all members of her kind, she can become a squid and zoom around in ink as long as she wants
Wiz: While this ability was strapped away from her, she can use her Ink Boi to accomplish the same effect
Boomstick: With her awesome strength and insane arsenal of objects built for decimation. Meggy without a doubt will give her opponent an intense fight!
Pre-Death Battle[]
(Insert Invader - Jim Johnston/Theme of DEATH BATTLE!) here
Wiz: Alright! The combatants are set! Let’s end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: It’s time for a DEATH BATTLE!!!-
Death Battle[]
It was a fairly normal day in the city of West City. A fat red italian man was patiently waiting for some spaghetti
“Do you have any spaghetti?” Mario asked the shopkeep
“𝙎𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙮 𝙨𝙞𝙧, 𝙬𝙚 𝙪𝙣𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙪𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙙𝙤 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙮 𝙨𝙥𝙖𝙜𝙝𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙞 𝙞𝙣 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙘𝙠. 𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙜 𝙡𝙖𝙙𝙮 𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙤𝙤𝙠 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙤𝙣𝙚...”
Mario turned over to the women. His face went from joy to annoyance within milliseconds.
”Man, I’m starving! All the chaos that happened a month ago really tired me out...” Videl exclaimed, getting ready to dig in
As she was about to get a taste, she felt a hand grab the plate.
“!”
She looked over, seeing a strange looking man with a large mustache.
“Can I have it?” Mario asked, gripping tightly on the thing of noodles
Videl had an annoyed facial expression, No. she said bluntly
Mario’s grip tightened even more, “Cmon!”
The two began pulling on the plate of spaghetti, attempting to cancel the other out. An Orange inkling who was playing on her phone looked over and watched the events unfold. Mario and Videl’s tug-of-war came to a close as Videl punched Mario straight into the wall.
“HAH!”
“Mama fucker!” the italian stated, making an effort to get his head out of the wall
Videl dusted off her clothes, being confused at what just happened. At the corner of her eye she saw a girl with orange hair running at her. She quickly got into a blocking position.
“HYAH!” yelled the girl, kicking Videl with immense force
Videl had been pushed into the wall as Mario had seconds earlier, surprised by the impact.
”What was that for?” Videl exclaimed in confusion and irration
The inkling replied, ”I’d like to ask the same question to you... Why did you attack the italian over there?”
”He attacked me! How did you not see it?”
“Someone trying to take a plate of spaghetti from you doesn’t warrant a punch into a wall!”
”Of course it does!
Mario cheered, “Yeah! Kick her ass Meggy!”
Meggy sighed, looking over at him. She gave a him a vague nod.
🅕🅘🅖🅗🅣!
Meggy jumped back a short distance, equipping her signature Splattershot. She aimed at her opponent and instantly began firing a volley of ink at Videl. Videl acted fast, t trying her best to evade the attacks. She approached the inkling while simultaneously dealing with constant blasts of ink. She managed to close the gap between them and went in for the punch. Meggy had more than enough time to react to this, smirking at Videl before transforming into her squid form. She disappeared in the depths of the ink, putting Videl on her toes. The inkling wasn’t in the orange for long, as her body materialized above the ink almost immediately. Videl wasn’t given any sort of time to react before a gauntlet of ink threw her out of the building and threw a window. The earthling did a backflip to gain some ground back.
”I’m not going down that easily!”
Meggy smirked, giving Videl a look that told her she wasn’t expecting her to go down easily. The combatants continued their assaults upon each other. Their fists clashing. With this clash, both took an opportunity to gain the upperhand against the other. A barrage of punches and kicks was unleashed outside of the random chevron. Videl attempted to go for a quick-timed gut-punch. But Meggy had anticipated this.
Videl went for her attack, “HA!”
Meggy swiftly dodged the attack, preparing for a leg-sweep.
”Nice try!” Meggy said with a face that screamed pure confidence
With a fast kick to the legs, Videl was heading straight towards the ground below her. Meggy pulled out her Splattershot in a quick motion and fired a bombardment of ink attacks at Videl. The combined force of the attacks sent Videl flying backwards into a building with a booming impact. It took the downed fighter a bit to recover, coughing from the dust and the force as a whole.
(“D-darn... she’s a real tough one.. I’ll have to step up my game!”) Videl thought to herself
She looked up at Meggy, who was twirling around her Splattershot with her finger. She launched another barrage of ink attacks at Videl, not even looking at Videl in the process. The young earthling got back to her feet and immediately went to dodge the attacks, thinking of what to do next. An idea glimmered in her head. Her hands suddenly created a sphere of energy. She aimed the Ki attack at the opposing inkling.
”HAH!” said Videl as she fired the attack
Meggy had noticed this but the blast had already made contact with her. A small-sized explosion was the result of the blast. Videl panted slightly, making Ki attacks was somewhat of a struggle for her. The smoke was slowly clearing. Meggy was nowhere in sight. Videl looked around. She saw that certain parts of the ink were slightly above the ground. She wasn’t able to figure out why as the battle went along it’s course. Meggy jumped from the ink below. Unleashing a devastating uppercut upon Videl, causing her to accelerate upwards. Meggy wasn’t done there, she followed the rising earthling, slamming her into the building. Videl was quick to react, pushing herself off the building and tackling Meggy before she got a chance to fire ink at her. The two created a small crater with the ground upon impact, both jumping back a little for some distance. Meggy pulled out an ink roller and ceaselessly charged at Videl. Videl prepared herself for the incoming assault. Meggy began swinging at Videl, who was dodging her attacks but still with some trouble. Videl landed some big blows onto Meggy while she was focused on offense. Videl hit Meggy in the head and size, she planned on following up with a ferocious gut-punch. Videl went for it, but regretted it almost instantly when she realized she didn’t hit her target. Meggy gave her a “𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙖 𝙨𝙩𝙪𝙥𝙞𝙙 𝙙𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣“ look as she slammed the roller into Videl. The squid girl unanchored a powerful blitz of attacks with her roller against her foe. Videl was incapable of countering. Meggy knocked Videl into the air. The air-trip was shortlived as Videl flew straight back to where she was hit. Videl was hit by the top of the roller and felt a stroak of ink slash across her body. Meggy activated the roller and Videl was sent into a rolling trance. Meggy shoved Videl away back into the sky and fired a small volley of ink at her. The force of it sent her flying straight into the already struggling building.
”Crap!”
Videl stopped herself midair with Ki. She sighed with relief, glaring down at her opposing combatant. Meggy carefully aimed at Videl and amped up the pace. She fired fiercely at Videl, who just barely avoided the enemy fire. Finally, Videl brought up the courage to go on the offense. She accelerated towards Meggy at her top speed, not giving Meggy anytime to retaliate. Videl grabbed her foe by the shirt and threw her as hard as she could above the building. Videl charged at her one more and unhinged a barrage of physical attacks. She made sure to attack from directions to throw Meggy off. Meggy wasn’t going to let herself loose like this. She blocked one of Videl’s attacks. The two looked at eachother.
“Don’t think you’ll win against me with attacks like that!”
Meggy and Videl both got into a full on fistfight amongst the air. Every attack sent waves of force around their bodies. Mario watched from a safe distance, having his usual retarded look. He was eating the plate of spaghetti he had stolen. The earthling and inkling fistfight came to a brief close while Videl slammed Meggy into the shop below. Expectedly, the inkling went straight through the roof. Meggy thought fast and snatched and ink bomb. She held it against her chest and activated it. The bomb caused an explosion to break loose. Meggy was revealed from the smoke, getting ready to punch Videl straight in the face. Videl realized this and did the same, making their fists make contact again. The two pushed their fists into another in an attempt to cancel the other out. The clash was delayed by force alone. Meggy decided to end their little clash, pulling out what seemed to be an ink bazooka. The inkling girl smiled with her eyes closed at Videl as she pulled the trigger, who had a terrified look on her face. Videl crashed through the opposing building, her momentum stopping at the roof. She landed on the concrete roof in a daze, still recovering from the point-blank blast. The force of the attack sent Meggy flying into the ground below. She pushed herself onto one of the many pieces of airborne debris and did parkour off of them to make it to the roof. Meggy grabbed onto the edges of the roof and pulled herself up, meeting her foe. Videl had slowly gotten up, still clutching onto her head from the impact. The two glared at eachother. Meggy welded her Splattershot and readied herself for the finishing blow. As she fired it, Videl rose up from the building and flew away from the attack. Swiftly avoiding it the best she could before charging at Meggy. Meggy was left in a brief sign of shock.
“W-what the hell?!-“
Just as she knew it, Videl punched her so hard she was sent crashing off the building at an immense speed. Videl created and fired a Ki-Blast with as much energy as she had left to finish the battle.
”HYAHHHH!!!!”
Meggy was engulfed in nothing but energy as she was incinerated(?) from the Earth. She screamed just as she was killed(?). Mario had a horrified look on his face, filled with rage and sadness. Videl took a kneel, her entire body had been torn apart. She panted heavily, having a sudden sense of relief knowing it was finally over...
- 𝙩𝙖𝙥*
A chill went down Videl’s spin when she felt a presence appear behind her. She turned in a stroke of defeat. Meggy had her arms crossed with an angry look on her face, she had been bruised but it wasn’t as brutal as she thought it was. Meggy put down her arms and created a peace sign with one of them as she put it at the same length as her face. She raised her leg.
“Hasta la vista, woomy!”
Videl was sent flying into the ground with a powerful kick to the face. She had nowhere near enough energy to fly or retaliate, so she was just stuck there, falling. Meggy leaped over the earthling and threw a couple ink bombs down at her opponent. Meggy landed in the most badass way possible and casually pulled out her phone and got into the exact same position as she had started in before the fight began. An explosion erupted behind her as the fallen defender of justice became nothing but flames.
Mario pulled out a large card that said 10/10. He congratulated Meggy for her victory while simultaneously being fucking terrified.
Results[]
Y’know. I never expected to see a squid girl start playing on her phone while her opponent explodes behind her. Badass-
Wiz: Finding the victor here was actually easier than you might expect.
Boomstick: While yes, Videl definitely had the advantage up close thanks to her being far stronger. Videl didn’t have the strength necessary to take Meggy out.
Wiz: Meggy has been shown to withstand attacks that are far more powerful than what Videl has to offer. Most attacks wouldn’t hurt Meggy much or at all.
Boomstick: Like the time she survived being in the middle of an explosion that destroyed an island! That’s a force comparable to 4.3 gigatons of TNT! Which was far greater than what Videl was fighting for.
Wiz: If you want to highball them both. You could say Videl could actually survive many blows from a man comparable to 60 tons of force, but that would still be incomparable to Meggy’s lowest of lowest island explosion estimates. Meggy could also possibly scale to both Mario and SMG4, who could compete with planet busters.
Boomstick: There was no doubt Meggy would be able to outlast Videl. Especially when the earthling has shown to get fatigued if put into a match that drags on.
Wiz: Videl didn’t really have any serviceable options to damage Meggy, up close or not. So it was only a matter of time before she was drained.
Boomstick: Looks like Videl was 𝒊𝒏𝒌𝒄𝒂𝒑𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆 of taking the 𝒘𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒍
Wiz: The winner is Meggy Spletzer...
Trivia[]
- The connections are:
- 𝘽𝙖𝙙𝙖𝙨𝙨 𝙩𝙤𝙢𝙗𝙤𝙮𝙨 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙖𝙘𝙩 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙛𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙞𝙡𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙛𝙖𝙧 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙥𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙈𝙚𝙜𝙜𝙮/𝙑𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙡 𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩 (𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗼 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗚𝗼𝗵𝗮𝗻). 𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙧𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙥 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙤/𝙂𝙤𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙗𝙤𝙞𝙡𝙨 𝙙𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙖 𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙮 𝙙𝙮𝙣𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙘 (𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗼 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗠𝗲𝗴𝗴𝘆 𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗮𝘀 𝘀𝗶𝗯𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗲𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝗚𝗼𝗵𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗩𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗼 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗳𝗹𝗮𝘁-𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗱). 𝘿𝙚𝙨𝙥𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙧𝙖𝙨𝙝 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙛𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩-𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙮 𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙗𝙧𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙢𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙙𝙚𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙠 (𝗠𝗲𝗴𝗴𝘆 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗮𝘁 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝘆𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗼𝗻𝗲, 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝗴𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮 𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗴𝗲 𝗱𝗲𝗴𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝗼𝗻 𝗶𝘁, 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝗩𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗹 𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗳𝗶𝗴𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗚𝗼𝗵𝗮𝗻’𝘀 𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗹𝗲-𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗱𝗹𝘆). 𝙈𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢, 𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙥𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢 𝙞𝙣 𝙖 𝙡𝙤𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨, 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙛𝙞𝙚𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢 𝙬𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮’𝙙 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙖𝙙𝙢𝙞𝙩 𝙞𝙩 𝙤𝙧 𝙣𝙤𝙩. 𝙎𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙗𝙞𝙧𝙩𝙝, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙝𝙖𝙙 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙖 𝙩𝙤𝙥-𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙧 𝙨𝙤𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙡 𝙘𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙖 𝙥𝙤𝙥𝙪𝙡𝙖𝙧 𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙧𝙩 (𝗧𝘂𝗿𝗳 𝗪𝗮𝗿 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗔𝗿𝘁𝘀), 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙥𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙧𝙩, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙞𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙤𝙥. 𝘼𝙨 𝙨𝙪𝙘𝙝, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙪𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙗𝙚𝙜𝙖𝙣 𝙛𝙤𝙘𝙪𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙤𝙣 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙨. 𝙏𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙯𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙨, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚𝙙, 𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙜 𝙬𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙣.
- These two are actually Derpy’s favorite female characters from their respective series
- This is Derpy’s 1st Death Battle]]