Description[]
Its Symbiote vs Stand. Marvel's black wall-crawler vs the most iconic Jojo.
Interlude[]
Boomstick: Man can't do all he can unless he has help. Which is great if your help is something that gives you superpowers.
Wiz: Eddie Brock, The most common host for the Venom Symbiote.
Boomstick: And Jotaro Kujo, the owner of the powerful Star platinum. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and Skills to find out who would win a death battle.
Venom[]
Wiz: Eddie Brock was just a journalist with no real claim to his fame.
Boomstick: And then fate threw him the worst day of his life. In a single day, he got fired, disowned and divorced.
Wiz: and to cap it all off, at the end he was covered by a black alien symbiote who had had a falling out with a certain spider-powered hero.
Boomstick: Spiderman! Spiderman! Hates an alien, Spiderman!
Wiz: This was a Klyntar, an extraterrestrial that bonds with various hosts to find its perfect match. This particular one had bonded with everyone from genocidal aliens to the merc with the mouth.
Boomstick: After bonding with Spiderman, the symbiote decided that Peter was his perfect host. Peter thought otherwise.
Wiz: Ripping off the symbiote, it attached itself to Eddie and the two became... Venom.
Boomstick: Venom has tons of different abilities, he's super strong, can shoot webs and zip around the city like Spidey, move incredibly fast and can even shapeshift in some ways.
Wiz: Right, Venom can glide through the air, morph his shape, turn invisible or create spikes to attack his foes with.
Boomstick: He's strong enough the throw a car, durable enough to fall off a building and fast enough to catch bullets.
Wiz: He's match Spiderman in combat and even developed Spiderman's greatest ability.
Boomstick: The ability to make everyone dumb!
Wiz: What? No, Boomstick what are you talking about?
Boomstick: Come on Wiz, How else can nobody else figure out he's Spiderman.
Wiz: An intriguing question to be sure, but I'm talking about the Spidey Sense.
Boomstick: The "Venom" Sense allows him to predict oncoming attacks and gives him time to dodge it. He often uses this ability because let's face it, he isn't too sensible to think ahead.
Wiz: Right, Venom isn't as invincible as his symbiote might let you see. He's still weak to heat and sound and he lacks strategic planning and sometimes basic logic when fighting an enemy that made him mad.
Boomstick: And the symbiote can be removed from Eddie and if it's gone, Eddie will still try to fight, but since he's probably fighting a guy who could remove the suit, he isn't going to last long.
Wiz: Still the pair make an impressive duo. Even Spiderman needs to beware the being called venom.
Jotaro Kujo[]
Boomstick: In 1888, a young gentleman killed his half brother turned vampire with the power of magic breathing!
Wiz: And 100 years later, Jonathan Joestars great-great-grandson Jotaro Kujo, finished what he stared. With something other than Magic Breathing.
Boomstick: Jotaro was always a delinquent. In fact, he got into prison because he beat some gang members.
Wiz: But everyone in jail was terrified of him because of his supernatural abilities. Which eventually manifested as the stand: Star Platinum.
Boomstick: Star Platinum is essentially Captain America times 100. He can punch hard and fast, move at light speed, reach though objects and has eyesight so precise, he can see for over 4 kilometers.
Wiz: But his most impressive ability is one he learned from his battle against DIO, Time Stop.
Boomstick: With this power, Jotaro can stop time universally for 5 seconds. While in stopped time, he can interact with anything though if he lets go, it will freeze in time until it resumes. This means he can start a fire by rubbing sticks together way more easily than I can.
Wiz: He's stopped a bullet fired straight at his head from about 2 feet away, moved fast enough to beat a possessed silver chariot, (Who was constantly increasing his speed) and was able to survive... this
ROADA ROLLA DA!
(Silence)
Boomstick: Wiz, do the math while I try and figure out what just happened.
Wiz: This feat is much more than it first seems. Not only did Jotaro have to defend from the gravity of a steam roller weighing 20 tons, but he also had the force of both Dio and The World slamming into it. To discover this, we need to find out the force at which Dio punches. In order to do this, we need to compare him to Star Platinum. Star Platinum's greatest feat is Sending Steely Dan crashing through a brick wall. The force needed to break through a brick wall is 7600 newtons of force assuming that the was only in final punch given that that was the only punch that sent Dan flying. With that in mind, DIO and The World both punched the roller a total around 55 times. We're putting DIO at half of the strength of his stand here. Multiplying that force times the weight of the road roller and accounting for gravity, Jotaro had to withstand 3,463,320 newtons of force!
Boomstick: Not only that, but, even without Star Platinum. Jotaro isn't a coward. He's smart enough to figure out strategies to defeat any number of enemies. Including punching a water spout so hard, the water forced it way back up to nearly drown the flesh-eating stand, Yellow Temperance.
Wiz: But even for all Star Platinum's power, Jotaro is a normal man and has been damaged and even killed. But Jotaro's sheer determination often allows him to overcome that pain. Like when he was stabbed through the waist with a sword and was still able to break it while showing a limited about of pain.
Boomstick: He can be blown to hell and back but if anything remotely connected to DIO shows up. Watch out for a whole lot of Star Platinum's blows.
Jotaro: You only lost for one reason DIO. You pissed me off.
Death Battle[]
Jotaro walks down an empty street. Flipping through a book. A rustle of can's in an alleyway draws his attention over to it. Looking inside, he sees a large black shape crouched over a dumpster.
Jotaro: "Hey, what are you doing?"
The shape turns around, revealing it to be venom, a recently killed mouse in his hands. The remains of other fallen rodents surrounding it.
Jotaro: "What the, is this stand? What kind of monster does this?"
Venom puts his hands up and the symbiote retracted, showing Eddies head
Eddie: Uh. listen. What you see here, that's not what... uh bye!
Eddie turns into venom and shoots a web to swing away. Before he can get passed Jotaro, Star Platinum strikes Venom and sends him into a wall.
Jotaro: Now let's try that again. What are you?
Venom pulls himself off the building. He stares at Jotaro with anger in his eyes.
You're destruction.
Fight[]
Venom shoots a black tendril out a Jotaro, who summons Star Platinum to block the attack. The attack covers his arm, showing Venom that something was there.
Venom: Somethings There.
Eddie: Yeah, I can see that.
Venom lunges toward Jotaro but is stopped by Star Platinum. But venom shoots even more webs at the Stand. With Starp Platinum entangled in webs and now somewhat visible. Venom punches Jotaro out of the alley and into the street.
Jotaro: That's a smart move.
Venom: Die!
Venom charges at him. But Eddie hears a loud splat. He turns around to see the pile of webs fall to the floor.
Venom: What!
Venom turns back toward Jotaro as Star Platinum Reapears and strikes Venom into the ground. Before the symbiote can pick himself up, Star Platinum grabs a street sign and swings it at Venom's arm, cutting off. Venom howls in pain as Jotaro turns around. As he walks away, the symbiote slowly reattaches the severed arm.
Venom: Dammit!
Venom stands up, shoots webs out at a dumpster and swings it at Jotaro. Jotaro turns in shock and barley has time to summon his stand once again to strike the dumpster. It goes flying into the air as Venom grabs it once again and also grabs a second dumpster. He throws both of them at Jotaro.
Venom: Fine! Try this!
But before the trash containers can hit him.
Star Platinum! The World!
Time Freezes. Jotaro walks out of the path of the impact, right up toward Venom. He summons star platinum and proceeds to beat up the frozen symbiote.
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Jotaro: And time resumes.
Indeed it does as the bins collide with tremendous force as Venom goes flying away at equally tremendous force.
Jotaro: This is over. Stay Down.
Venom stands up more Anger in his eyes than ever. The symbiote's shapeshifting abilities kick in. Venom grows larger until he nearly 3 times his original size. Nearly boiling over with rage.
Venom: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
Jotaro looks at the colossal beast before him. Thinking for a second, he makes a split second decision. He turns around... and Run's Away.
Venom: Get Back Here!
Venom charged at Jotaro. The two continued their race, but Venom was obviously catching up to Jotaro.
Jotaro: Damn, he's strong. I got to find a way to beat it or escape it.
Jotaro ran down another street and down into a subway tunnel.
Jotaro: The subway has a smaller entrance, he'll have to shrink down to fit in.
Venom: Oh'no you're not getting away!
Venom shrunk down to enter the small entrance. Before he could even look around.
Jotaro: Star Platinum, the World!
Jotaro froze time and quickly used star platinum to break the subway lights. Time resumes as the station is plunged into pitch black. Venom looks around, unable to see his opponent.
Venom: A clever trick. Unfortunately, it's not helping.
Venom's spider-sense kicks in as he leaps backwards across the station and he avoids star platinum's barrage. Venom lands on the opposite side of the tracks. Jotaro looks across at the creature. The two get ready to fight again when an express train passes by. The sound of the wheels on the tracks causes Venom to recoil in pain. The train disappears down the tunnel and Jotaro uses Star Platinum to leap across the tracks slam Venom's head into the ground.
Jotaro: So you can't stand loud sounds. How pathetic
Before he can get another strike in, Venom recovers and grabs Jotaro
Venom: I'll show you pathetic!
Venom throws Jotaro into the wall and proceeded to strike him with overwhelming force.
Jotaro: No matter what this thing is, I can't seem to truly damage it. But what about the man on the inside.
Time freezes. Star Platinum fazes through the symbiote and grabs Eddie. He proceeds to throw Eddie onto the tracks.
Jotaro: Let's see you power through this.
Time resumes. Eddie slams onto the rails as the symbiote returns to its goop form.
Eddie: What-
Eddie feels the vibration of the bars, looks to the side. Another train was coming up.
Eddie: No!
Venom: Eddie!
The symbiote jumps toward its former host, the two connect and venom attempts to make a shield as the train slams into the both. An explosion rushes through the subway. Both combatants scream in pain as the fire rips through both of them. Then the places goes quiet. The survivors of the train wreck start to moan and try to climb out of the wreckage. Jotaro stands up, burned by alive. He turns around and starts to walk out.
Y- yo- you...
Jotaro turns around. Eddie Brock stumbled onto the platform, he has burn marks covering nearly his entire body. He struggles to walk as he climbs toward Jotaro.
Eddie: He's gone, it's your fault.
Jotaro: Yare Yare Daze. You're persistent, I'll give you that.
Star Platinum appears as Eddie runs at Jotaro. Right before he reaches him, he hears a voice in his head.
Venom: Wait, Eddie NO!
But it's too late.
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Star Platinum barrages Venom with a massive rush. The last punch goes straight through Eddie's head, killing him instantly. The stand throws the body onto the wreckage of the burning subway, destroying the symbiote. Jotaro turns around and exits.
K.O.![]
Boomstick: And that ladies and gentlemen, is why you don't piss off Jotaro Kujo.
Wiz: Both fighters held strong advantages over the other. Venom was stronger and had better healing abilities, but Star Platinum was much faster and Jotaro is a much better strategist than Eddie has ever been.
Boomstick: Not to mention the fact that Venom couldn't even see Star Platinum. But what about Venom's spider-sense? Wouldn't he be able to predict the attacks?
Wiz: Maybe some of the time. But Star Platinum has been shown to move at least near the speed of light, if not faster. The Spider-Sense has had trouble anticipating attacks with extreme speed. Morlun the Inheritor was able to move fast enough to grab Spider-Man without him even being able to react.
Boomstick: And Venom had no way to defend against Star Platinum's phasing abilities and Time Stop. He's never really had to deal with someone like that.
Wiz: And oddly enough, Jotaro has.
Boomstick: What?
Wiz: It's true. Recall the stand Yellow Temperance. Yellow Temperance is a Stand that appears as a sort of blob, surrounds its user, dissolves flesh and can't be removed without extreme force.
Boomstick: Wiz, you're right that does sound familiar.
Wiz: Granted, it isn't exactly like Venom, far from it. But it does have some similarities giving Jotaro a bit more knowledge than Eddie.
Boomstick: And Venom can be removed from Eddie, while the only time Star Platinum has been removed from Jotaro, was by a Stand who was specifically designed for that power.
Wiz: Venom may have been stronger, but Jotaro was too fast, too smart and too unpredictable for Venom to comprehend.
Boomstick: Venom wasn't the STAR of this fight. He really didn't have EDDIE chance.
Wiz: The Winner is Jotaro Kujo'
Next Time[]
Me: So this is something I've been wanting to do for a while now. As a fan of Ace Attorney, I've been waiting to put Pheonix in a battle for a long time. I want to do something more like Phoenix Wright vs Makoto Naegi instead of Phoenix Wright vs. Daredevil. So here's a poll (one going to function differently than the other.) In the meantime, I'm going to finish Aquaman vs Black Panther.