Uzi vs Dan

This is the first Battle made by Btremblay02 brought back from the dead

Description

Uzi vs Dan- Murder Drones vs Dan Vs. In the Battle of less than heroic protagonists who would get their sweet revenge and win and whose head strongness to get their way would prove to be their undoing? Dan Vs the Game will also be taken in consideration in this fight.

interdiction

Wiz: Uzi Doorman the angsty damaged OC from Murder Drones.

Boostick: Dan Mandel the vengeful jerk from Dan Vs.

Wiz: The protagonist, the hero of a story and the one you fallow more times then not.

Boomstick: But not all protags are built the same, and their 2 really makes you think if they are heroes. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to see who would win in a Death Battle.

Uzi Wants DEATH BATTLE! to bite her

Wiz: In the far future of 3071 mankind has concerned other planets and has made sentient robots called worker drones all under the name of JcJenson.

Boomstick: In SPAAAAACEE!!!

Wiz: Sure they were abused in the name of Windex but it's not like they rebelled and killed all humans, mainly because they did that all on their own.

Boomstick: Yep humanity seemingly let out a planet wide explosion and started nuclear winter killing all biological life on Copper 9.

Wiz: Biological being the key word cause the worker drones all lived and picked up on where humanity left off living somewhat normal human lives and at some point started fearing death.

Boomstick: And death would come on one day when a landing pod containing 3 drones popped out and started killing any worker they saw. The workers needed a hero.

Wiz: And one would come in the form of Kahn Doorman. Kahn's ways to save the workers were weird to say the least.

Boomstick: He pulled a Trump and billed something to keep the Murder Drones out, and he actually finished it. Making 3 big doors and a big society behind the last one that all the workers could live in peace in.

Wiz: But that peace was not going to stay forever cause someone was going to rebel at some point.

Boomstick: And that someone was Kahn's daughter, Uzi Doorman.

Booomstick: Uzi's life was not off to a good start with her mom dying when Uzi was a baby, Kahn ignoring her for most of her teenage life, was vary unpopular in school and even her teacher takes jabs at her when shes not around.

Wiz: With all of that her life changed.

Boomstick: She became emo.

Wiz: But Uzi was going to change that by building a weapon to fight back agents the Murder drones and gain her dad's respect with her rail gun.

Boomstick: Call it as she calls it Wiz, it's her Sick as Hell Rail Gun!

Wiz: Her "Sick as hell' rail gun was something she knew would kill a murder drone but the last piece was in the Murder drones base witch was a tower worker drone corpses.

Boomstick: Never the less she went in, got the piece and got to test it on a disassembly drone.

Wiz: But what she didn't take into account was the disassembly drones healing factor healing it's head after it got shot of by Uzi's "Sick as hell" rail gun.

Boomstick: But it also gave the Drone memory loss which led him to let out his nicer side.

Wiz: This is N, someone whose life is just as bad as Uzi's with his boss beating him up on a daily basis, his crush doesn't know he even exists but N still stays happy throughout it all.

Boomstick: Uzi took advantage of N's state of mind and convinced him that she was also a disassembly drone and the two bonded after that.

Wiz: Uzi used this time to put her ideology in N's mind making him question what they were doing as the right thing.

Boomstick: But the other disassembly drones V and J came back and snapped our best boy drone back on their side and he followed Uzi back to home and killed a lot of workers and almost killed Uzi after her dad lefter her to die. Here I was thinking my dad was crap.

Wiz: But N didn't forget what Uzi told him and confronted J about this and he almost got himself killed.

Boomstick: But Uzi had a change in heart saving N before he died and both of them joined together to save the workers and Uzi got to beat the walking sponsor J's ass so win win.

Wiz: She then banished her self from home to live with N and V but that didn't last that long.

Wiz: After that Uzi swore revenge and was ready to kill all of humanity for sending the Murder drones, and it was this that made something in Uzi awaken, and that something was the Absolute Solver

Boomstick: Now we're talking, that thing is awesome

Wiz: It also let's you get controlled by a murder maid.

Boomstick: WAIT WHAT?!

Wiz: OK let's go back a bit, Before Copper 9 was an ice age it was a planet for testing the Absolute Solver with 105 worker getting infected by it and out of all 105, only 2 survived.

Boomstick: thous 2 were Nori, Uzi's mom and Yeva, mother of Uzi's classmate Doll got a thing called the patch which was made to get rid of the chants of getting possessed. Yeva took it without much trouble, Nori on the other hand, Trouble.

Wiz: But soon enough she got the patch saving her from Cyn's control. But before Cyn was gone from the host preeminently she used her remaining control over Nori's body she opened up a Null black hole to try and kill everyone, but Yeva cut her hand off and said hand went inside of a hole witch started nuclear winter killing all Biological life on Copper 9.

Boomstick: Biological being the key wor... Wait now we're back where we started.

Wiz: Well not quite as in both Uzi and Doll has the Solver from there Moms meaning that Cyn can now control them now

Boomstick: So basically Uzi and Doll has robo Cancer?

Wiz: kind of but much more bad-ass then that, as Uzi now has herself Telekinesis, Force-fields, Weapons creation, madder manipulation of being able to grow wings, a tail and a claw, and Opening up black holes and...

Boomstick: Brake every mirror she looks at like an evil Markiplier.

(Cut away)

Wiz: I have actually been studying the solvers abilities

Boomstick: Wait you didn't give yourself the Solvers power again did you?

Wiz: What no 1 that super dangerous and 2 I have no idea if it could work on a human being, I tested it on Dummy.

Boomstick: That's good, find any side effects from Dummy yet?

Wiz: no, I'm not sure if it's anything to worry about. Right Dummy.

Dummy?: [Giggle]

Both Wiz and Boomstick: What was that?!

Dummy: Nothing.

(Dummy then ran away as fast as he could.)

Wiz: Wait, what do you mean aging

(End of Cut away)

Boomstick: Anyway the Solver had some tiny side effects to it as in Sun light can kill you, UV light messes with your brain, and you need oil to live a thing that Uzi learned the hard way.

Wiz: Uzi went on a killing spree killing 5 of her classmates, leaving one traumatized for life, and almost killing V.

Boomstick: Good thing our fan favorite Robot boy was here to save the day and gave Uzi one deep talk

Wiz: Ever snits the field trip her and N have become so close to each other.

Boomstick: He's like a big murder therapy Dog

Wiz: Therapy is something that Uzi desperately needed it.

Boomstick: Ya she may be made of metal but her mental health can be broken like a tooth pic so a good friend like N is just what she needed.

Wiz: But don't get it twisted she and N only just hang out.

Boomstick: Sorry Wiz but the Internet disagrees with you, Some even say that they did the "art of love" if you know what I mean.

Wiz: Boomstick!

Boomstick: What the guy spends all of his time with girls. If he just made more moves then he could have been the robot equivalent of Glen Quagmire.

Wiz: I... You know what I am not continuing this, moving on. Uzi has done a lot of impressive things like being able to bend a wrench in one hand, catch arrows and bullets, and being able to master Absolute Solver and resist Cyn's control.

Boomstick: But that's not all, she was once able to leave a big mark on one of Copper 9's moons, is able to keep up with N who can go 2x the speed of sound, and she is able to dodge a laser beam.

Wiz: But despite all of that and what she may tell you she is no god.

Boomstick: As we said before Uzi can be weakened by UV lights and sunlight can kill her and if applied to her core will open a big black taking every thing in a 100 foot range AKA you and her in to a dark place were you fight to see who can eat the mini back hole frist, and if you win, your now the main solver host.

Wiz: Heat also can slow down a solver user and her healing factor can be over-worked as shown with Yeva.

Boomstick: Her bad mental health can lead her to be manipulated and she can be egotistical and head strong at times.

Wiz: But even with all of that said she is still no one to mess with as Cyn learned for her self as she got killed and powers stolen by Uzi making her the new main host of the Absolute Solver and learned that nightmares are real but if she didn't rebelled, she wouldn't have made all the friends she did along the way. So I would think twice before mocking the emo teen with 2 colored eyes and a robotic sounding tail or you will be in a world of absolute pain.

Uzi: Just can't wait to murder all humans, classic robot stuff. I hope they are sitting pretty there on Earth, cause we're coming for them! (Full evil laugh)

Dan Vs DEATH BATTLE!

Boomstick: Somewhere in California, there is a man of rage and distraction incarnate, a man that won't stop until every last thing that wronged him is dead or dealt with, but what is this force of aggression?

Wiz: This is Dan

Boomstick: and he is said man.

Wiz: He's also rude, crude, mean, nasty, vile, uncouth, unpleasant, prickly, surly, churlish, judgmental, selfish, ill-tempered, angry, appalling, objectionable, hotheaded, indecent, caustic, insulting, repugnant, detestable, and offensive and that's just the nice stuff.

Boomstick: How ever you call him Dan Mandel lived a somewhat normal life doing what the average man usually does like Getting stuck in traffic while hunting the wolf-man, get your cookies stolen and milk blown up by a ninja, and get abducted by aliens in New Mexico.

Boomstick: Although I haven't done much of that last one it happens to Dan but does he let that stuff get to him?

(Shows Dan screaming into the sky)

Wiz: Yes he does but Dan doesn't just get mad, he gets even.

Wiz: But before he was the sociopathic, arsonist with anger issues we know and enjoy he was a normal kid in a bad time.

Boomstick: Little is known about Dan's past life for what we know is that Dan's dad divorced his mom, leaving Miss.Mandel with Dan.

Wiz: But his mom didn't want Dan so she neglected him throughout his life.

Boomstick: With his mom ignoring him and his dad long gone you think that Dan's life was going to be total shit with him basically having no parenting for his life.

Boomstick: But Dan's life was saved by a 3rd parent who came here to help, and its name was TV. Dan even took this as his parents gave up on his and let television raise him

Wiz: Of course being raised Tom and Jerry and G.I Joe was not good for Dan sines now he thinks he can solve any problem by setting it on fire and or blowing it up.

Boomstick: but it wasn't until his first day of summer camp that he finally snapped, After his stuff was stolen Dan let out a yell into the sky, and thus start Dan's quest for revenge.

Wiz: and it was his time at camp Atrocious that shaped Dan to the man he is today, His ability to start a fire saved his tribe members from freezing to death and started his pyromania, his lack of strength led him to out wit the enemy witch let to his scheming mind set, and his camp counselor using his authority to crush Dan's victory and put them all in camps made Dan hate authority.

Boomstick: Dan with some help from the first person to be nice to him and future best friend Chris, got his tribe out of the camps, got back on the enemy tribe and ripped all of the hair off of his camp counselor's head.

Wiz: Which is both impressive and impossible since all the hairs on a human head are not all connected to etch other so...

Boomstick: Wiz it's a bit too early in the day for this so let's stop before a rant starts OK.

Wiz: OK. Anyway things didn't get better when he went to high school with Dan doing more revenge on more people but his schemas where more Bart Simpson then Eric Cartam at that time

Boomstick: But the crazy thing is that his classmates liked Dan for his trouble making planes. But the crazier thing is Dan didn't even remember his classmates liking him.

Wiz: My theory is that Dan spent so much time taking the bad side of life that he forgot the concept of kindness with him only showing it only a few times.

Wiz: Anyways after Dan graduated he moved into room 8 of the Casa Pardisio apartment building where he became the Dan we know today.

Boomstick: And in his adult years he became more aggressive.

Wiz: Dan is a being of pure vengeance, the self described avatar of the Greek goddess Nemesis

Boomstick: God is stretching it Wiz, He's more like a mix of Trevor Philips and Early Season Peter Griffin given Melody powers.

Wiz: That sounds like a recipe for disaster.

Boomstick: Well Dan can handle all the disasters he's in with his big old arsenal.

Boomstick: Hes has brass knuckles, Fireworks, Bow and arrows, Dentist Bear, Crowbar, a Pipe, Axe, chainsaw, Weed wacker, crossbow, paint ball gun , Tnt, Time bombs, C4, Speed shoes, health pack, invincibility spray and a lot more. And best of all, he can seemingly pull this stuff out of thin air.

Wiz: In other words Dan has Toon Force. Although not as strong as Bugs Bunny's or SpongeBob's, Dan is able to pull anything he wants out of nowhere and walk off most minor hits like it was nothing like getting his face blasted by fire.

Wiz: Not to mention his more wacker ability.

Boomstick: Like the time he learned the art of dance fight witch he then used to beat a bunch of dance Zombies.

Wiz: And that's one of Dan's strongest skills.

Boomstick: His Shimmy dance move?

Wiz: No, his unpredictability. There is no way to know what Dan knows about any given topic like how he knows who made Mount Rushmore but not know where it is, in other words a genius and an idiot at the same time Like the time he totally out smarted his impostor.

Boomstick: He's also a master of blowing stuff up, like how a small stash of his explosives replicated a nuke going off.

Wiz: But ever with all of Dan's stuff he still needs help.

Boomstick: Enter Chris one of the guys we mention at the beginning of this, He acts as Dan's right hand and his moral compass to stop him from destroying the world.

Wiz: But he's also a father with his cat Mr.Mumbles when he's not taking his revenge.

(Cut away)

Boomstick: He treats her better than his parents ever could. Reminds me of my cat.

Wiz: You had a cat?

Boomstick: Yep, his name was laser tail. Tried to make him live up to his name just like me and thing didn't go well.

Wiz: Oh.

Boomstick: I keep him in the Dummy lab hoping you will fix him.

Wiz: How long has it been there?

Just then a meow and a female robot voice saying "evil laugh" can be heard as well as a door opening and shutting.

Boomstick: That can't be good

(End of cut away)

Wiz: Any way, Dan has accomplished many things, Like Defeating robots,a demon, a superhero, and even New Mexico

Boomstick: But that's not all, he pushed over a big ass Christmas tree. Based on the biggest Christmas tree in the world which was 300 feet tall we can estimate that the Christmas tree weighed 16,200 pounds.

Wiz: He also out ran an avalanche for 5 secants and Dodged Laser Fire, and survived said avalanche that covered Canada and Dan came out of it with just a cold.

Boomstick: Dan is no joke, it's impossible for anyone to stop him?

Wiz: It's not as hard as you think, While Dan is strong once you discover his weaknesses, he's not that hard to beat.

Boomstick: If you are very smart and or very strong you can beat Dan without much trouble.

Wiz: and exposure with kindness in one of his big schemes of revenge can make him faint.

Boomstick: Wait let me get this straight Dan has the same weakness as a My Little Pony villain?

Wiz: In a way yes.

Boomstick: You lost a lot of your epicness Dan.

Wiz: and even with all of his super human feats he's still human so if you shoot him with a gun or stab with a sword him with a knife he'll die just the same.

Boomstick: Still, Dan is someone you don't want to mess with and who knows what he's doing. Some say he's still in his apartment, others say he calmed down and he and Chris started a TV show together. Either way if you hear your name getting screamed out into the sky, run as fast as you can, cause Dan is coming for you.

Dan: Yes that will do nicely, in 1 month's time this will pierce the flesh of the Wolf-man (Full Evil laugh)

Intermission

Wiz: Alright the commands are set and run the data for all possibilities.

Boomstick: It's time, For A DEATH BATTLE!

Track Name

Uzi VS. The JERK

The track name refers to the fact that Dan vs episodes have well... Dan vs in them with the thing Dan wants revenge on after the fact. Since Uzi was the fighter on the left side of the Thumb Nail she gets the vs after her name and Dan is a jerk so ya.

Connections

2 Short and short tempered Protagoras that will do anything to get their revenge even if it may be illegal (Uzi wanting to kill all humans for sending the murder drones to kill everyone and Dan with doing anything on any person, place, thing or even concept that dares wrong him)

both wear black any time we see them.

has problems with their parents.

fight people way out of their League and still be able to pull off a win (Uzi with the murder drones and Dan with the wolf-man, the dinosaur, and even a demo.)

both are somewhat masochistic.

both are egotistical

had trouble in high school (even though Dan's classmates like him but I digress)

had important events happen to them at camp ( Dan meeting his best friend Chris for the first time and Uzi getting her solver drone form)

both are quick to violence

both had almost sworn but got stopped at the last moment

Have connections with god/God complex(Uzi saying she is a god and Dan using words that refers to gods like Zuse and Odin and comparing him self to the Greek Goddess Nemesis)

both have a bad personality that makes it hard for them to make friends but if you look past that and be good to them, they open up and are good people (or drone in Uzi's case) as long as you don't get on their bad sides.

went toe to toe with an insane cannibal hill-billy that only showed up in one episode

Their penultimate episodes had them going into a big energy pit (Uzi in the Solver hole and Dan in boot leg Bermuda Triangle)

had a pure hearted boy that does their best to help them and are very close to them (Uzi with N being her Boyfriend and Dan with Chris being his best friend)

are also sometimes with a girl that is a master at kicking but and is tolerated by then at the best of times and insulted ever other time and are seen as eye candy of their shows ( for Uzi it's V and for Dan it's Elise)

there main villains tried to steal their lives (Dan with the Impostor Dan taking Dan's identity and Uzi with Cyn trying to take over Uzi's body.)

Despite having not that many episodes under their belts they still manage to get massive cult followings

both have gotten taken down/over looked by more popular shows on their networks/ channels (Murder Drones on the Glitch YouTube channel got over shadowed by The Digital Circus and Dan Vs. on the Hub network got over-shadowed and caned by MLP)

Even though their shows have ended people still want to see more of them and co creates of their shows (Glitch and Chris Person) said they wanted to do more with the shows/charters