Sketchy vs Spongebob is the second What-If? Death Battle by TheVoidofDrawings, featuring Sketchy from Storinaries and SpongeBob SquarePants from the namesake series in a fight between two yellow-skinned troublemakers who annoy everyone around them and have insanely-malleable physiques to prove that.
Description[]
In this fight stars two short, yellow and cartoony characters that got popular WAY quicker than expected. Both are anthropomorphic, vividly optimistic, have a wide array of skills, and happen to be users of Toon Force. Which one of these mellow-yellow, troublemaking protagonists of zany shows will win, the pencil or the sponge?
Interlude[]
Wiz: Sketchy, Greenland's chaotic, hyperactive troublemaker with a deadly supply of items...
Boomstick: ...and Spongebob Squarepants, the iconic sea sponge that happens to be a fry cook.
Wiz: Living in large worlds and serving as constant nuisances to a next-door grouch, these two protagonists love their jobs, but sometimes cause immense trouble and destruction, two things they'll get plenty of in this episode.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE!
Sketchy Doodles Up A DEATH BATTLE![]
SpongeBob SquarePants Is Ready For DEATH BATTLE![]
Showtime[]
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: But first, we have something to sponsor to get more attention! Shout-out to the great creator: 'GoCommitDi". He's made many genius Death Battles, and I take my hat off to him. (He literally takes his hat off and holds it.)
Wiz: Izuku Midoriya vs Gumball Watterson caused divides, and the only way to settle it was for a rematch: Izuku, Bakugou, Todoroki and Iida vs The Wattersons.
TheVoidofDrawings: He shouldn't do this alone due to this hard work and dedication. I'll be sure to help him out with thumbnails, K.O. screens, and more if he needs it. Ever.
Boomstick: Thanks, Void. But right now, it's time for a DEATH BATTLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DEATH BATTLE![]
We open to a scene where our combatants, Sketchy and Spongebob, are sitting in chairs next to a fireplace like dramatic narrators. They're even wearing costumes that make them look old to fit the role of mockery.
"Ah, bonjour, Sponge..." the rebel pencil says in a bad British accent. "I am a la generic narrator of a DEATH BATTLE! that isn't a long-lost cousin of Rick Sanchez or trucker drunkard with destructive tendencies." "Ah, good day to thyself, Sir, for I am also a generic narrator", the iconic cartoon sponge replied in a French accent. After a while, the two started snickering as they rip off their outfits and toss them to the side.
This only led to them bursting out laughing, with Sketchy falling out of his chair and Spongebob bouncing up and down, both acting like children. After a while, they stopped and wiped their tears, sighing.
"....So, what are we supposed to be doing again?", the talking pencil asks. "I think we're supposed to do a dramatic intro", said the yellow sea sponge, before his wooden stencil friend interrupts. "Not anymore, then!", he goes, pulling down a wall that begins the DEATH BATTLE!
It was a peaceful morning in both Greenland and Bikini Bottom, with Greenland going first before it slides to Bikini Bottom like a PowerPoint. It was very blissful until-
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The two at the same time screamed as they woke up, before it completely turns its attention to Sketchy. "Wow, that was a VERY vivid dream", he says. "...Oh well, I'm off to get a coffee at the Breakfast Store!" Like so, he hopped out of bed and turned his blanket into a nice red scarf, which would explain why it spreads so long.
Anyways, he would drop a comedically large portion of food in Scribby's bowl like in every episode carelessly as he gets to his car, which is basically a miniature pencil bag with car properties. Inserting the key and starting the car, he would drive into the distance, soon appearing on the highway. Once he got there, an old lady was seen crossing the street.
Once Sketchy saw her, he screamed in fright and tried to slow down, but once it was too late... the elderly woman somehow made the car flip and bounce off of her, and into the sky it went. "Darn kids!", she yells, before falling on her back. "Ouch... my back..."
"YOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", he screams whilst being launched into the sky. "Nonono, I can't die! I have so much left to live for, AND I HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN MY COFFEE YET!" As he started to sob like the immature man he was, he somehow landed underwater and was completely unharmed.
"Wahhhhh- hhhey, I'm alive! And unharmed!", the owner of Scribby cheered in relief. While he was happy to be alive, he didn't even bother to realize that he was in the middle of a land of sand that was only a few meters away from The Krusty Krab.
Meanwhile, in said restaurant, Spongebob, Squidward and Mr. Krabs were separately doing their tasks as the placed was loaded with costumers. Spongebob was flipping burgers, Squidward was keeping track of orders with a deadpan face, and Eugene was counting the loot he made all in one day.
Next door in the Chum Bucket, it was so intoxicated that Plankton's costumers that surprisingly came after his ad came down with Corona Virus, so after a vaccination, they came straight to his rival's territory. This immediately made him angry.
"D'oh, this happens EVERY TIME!", the bottom-feeding villain yelled. "That's it! I'm going to blow everything up with a nuke!"
"Not so fast, Plankton."
"Why not, French Narrator?"
"A DEATH BATTLE! is already happening. You'll have to wait another time your plans for world domi- er, termination."
"NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Suddenly, back at the Krusty Krab, a nearby explosion emitted that was much louder than Plankton's screaming, with the scarf-dawning pencil flying through the establishment at high speeds, knocking each and every costumer out the window, with "My Leg"'s being heard from every corner by different voice actors. "Hey, that's my line!", says Fred, the original creator of the saying.
"Wait a pencil-shaving minute, this isn't the Breakfast Store", Sketchy said, as Squidward sarcastically went, "Hello, welcome to the Krusty- emphasis on crusty- Krab, may I take your order?".
"Yeesh, poor costumer service", the imaginative No. 2 pencil snarks, with the miserable octopus going, "You wouldn't be the first to complain. Now what'll it be, talking stick? Krabby Patty? Dr. Kelp? ...Getting out of here so I can cry myself to sleep?"
"I guess I'll have a Krabby Patty, whatever that is", said Sketch-A-Lot. "Glad you finally ordered", groaned the Krusty Krab's grouchy cashier. "SPONGEBOB! I need one Krabby Patty out here NOW!" Back in the, well, back, their sponge-y fry cook was readying up his grill for yet another meal. "Alright, Squidward! I'm ON IT!"
All Squidward did was breathe, and it was already out. "Order up!", the upbeat sea urchin yelled. "Made it extra special for our first-time buyer!" Before Spongebob's next-door neighbor could reach it, Sketchy already stretched his arm to grab his meal. Scarfing it (lame pun, I know) in one bite, his mouth would water as his eyes sparkle in delight.
"Why...", he utters. "I've never tasted anything so delicate, so divine, so... SO DELICIOUS!" After this positive review, Bikini Bottom's troublemaker would stand proud and confident next to his neighbor. "All in a day's work for our costumers." Even Squidward seemed to be happy. "Ah, Spongebob?"
"Yes, Squidward, my elegant, tentacled friend?", he answers. "You probably shouldn't have left the kitchen, because... erm... well... ALL OF THE FOOD IS BEING STOLEN!" This response made the square-shaped workaholic's pupils shrink in shock, looking in his workspace to find the graphite-filled treasure hunter quickly cooking the rest of the patties before getting the heck out of dodge.
"Stop right there, Mr. Pencil!", Mr. Krabs' #1 employee says, getting the wooden beam's attention. "You wouldn't be the first man to attempt stealing these patties, and you're not going to succeed regardless! Drop the patties! ...and Spat!" This only led Sketchy to slight confusion. "Spat?- Who's- oh, this metal thingy. Look here, Sponge. I'm a health inspector, clearly checking each and every one of these patties to see if they're poisonous!"
Normally, Spongebob wouldn't fall for a lie like this, but... this guy's a naïve manchild. C'mon. "Ohhhhh! A health inspector! Gotcha." Just like that, he gleefully walked out the kitchen, only to find the pointy anti-hero leaping out the door with all the patties.
"ME FOOD SUPPLY!", Krabs gasps in sorrow. "Spongebob, get that pencil thief or it's coming out of your paycheck!" Like the responsible sea critter he was, the old sponge jumped out the door and chased Sketchy in hot pursuit. "Don't worry, Mr. Krabs! I got him!" "Hey, where's my Krabby Patty?", said Old Man Jenkins, before the crustacean goes, "CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE OUT OF FOOD?!"
And just like that, everyone left the establishment in a SECOND before Krabs could react. Even Old Man Jenkins was gone. "Probably shouldn't have publicly told them that..."
It was across the sandy ground that Sketchy was seen running. "Hah! Now I have these burgers all to myself!", the mail delivery man proudly said, eating one of the patties before spitting it out in disgust. "Ew! That is nasty! ...How does that slice of cheese do it?" Like so, he turned around while jogging to ask the fry cook himself.
"Hey, Sponge-Boy! How do you cook these things?", he asks, with Spongebob casually responding "Maybe you didn't let them cook long enough! Or there's not enough seasoning!". "Oh okay!", the pencil man yells for the sponge to hear. "I'll keep that in mind!" After a long while of silence with the two of them running, they realize the situation they're in.
"Hey, I'm supposed to be chasing you!", the pineapple-inhabiting creature says. "Yeah, and I have to fight you!", the neighbor to Mr. Stenzil remarks, as Spongebob goes "Hey, hey, hey! Not fighting, I just want the patties back!" before tripping over a rock and falling on the self-proclaimed "Pencil Almighty".
Like so, the patties were shot into the air, as on the surface, David Hasselhoff was being rapidly hit with said burgers whilst surfing. "Ow- ow- ow- ow- why does this hurt, they're so smal- ow- OW!-"
Back underwater, the two yellow protagonists were still in an argument. "NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!", they scream in sync. "My patties!!!" After they realize, they look at each other with different expressions. Sketchy was angrily glaring at Spongebob, as the ladder had an awkward look while sweating. "Heheheh... no hard feelings, right?"
This only led to Ol' Sketchawood roaring in anger as he runs after the fry cook in hot pursuit, thus starting the...
(WIP)
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Death Battle Score[]
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc-YeJbxDeQ)
For this battle, the music shown above will be used as the two fight. I called it "Golden Ages", because they're both yellow/golden and they represent the golden age of cartoons very well. I mostly wanted a happy and rapid jazz tune, with some soft and beach-like guitars at some points, somewhat similar to the style of 'Appetite for Greed', except with some Spongebob-like music, more old school jazz, and a tad bit more guitar rock at the end, but this will have to do.
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