Description[]
This is the Pilot Episode of a brand new ongoing series! Young Ganon starts at 8PM, 7PM Central, only on ABC!
Ganon[]
Ganon is the loving husband of Ratsus. He's funny and kooky all the time, but when things go wrong, his laughter turns into anger! He quite enjoys reading and games, including Visual Novels and Fighting Games! He possesses magical abilities, such as summoning any kind of Gunblade in fiction, and shooting fireballs! However... Ganon comes home one night and he finds a shocking truth!
Ratsus[]
Ratsus is the loving wife of Ganon. She's gentle and kind, and has zero flaws to her whatsoever. She works a part time job at McSans, a fast food restaurant bought out by the Prime Minister of the same name. Ganon taught her how to do magic, finding that her signature ability is freezing someone in time with a single look! She's not into the same things that he is, aside from reading, but still gives it her all to support him!
Vegeta "Grand Tour"[]
Vegeta is the Saiyan Prince. After his best friend Goku left him, taking the Dragon Balls too, he spends his life completely carefree all while taking care of his Son and Daughter. He started getting into Metal, gaining a new ambition and passion to create music! He has no talent with any instruments at all, so his son Trunks is there to teach him. He goes by the nickname, "Grand Tour" for unknown reasons.
Cyber Akuma[]
Cyber Akuma is an evil creation of Apocalypse, and is represented as Death of the Horsemen of Apocalypse. After the Superheroes of Marvel and the Warriors of Street Fighting defeat him, his life loses meaning. Created fully as a machine, his only orders were to kill things, but it really didn't feel right to him. He wanted to live as long as possible instead of living for the thrill of fighting to the death like his original counterpart, and so he wanders the streets alone.
Twelve[]
Twelve is a ghastly creation of the Illuminati. He was created to be the ultimate super soldier, and was mass produced five-hundredfold. All of his comrades were hunted down and killed by the Warriors of Street Fighting, with him as the very last one. He wasn't programmed with a conscience, but he realized who he really was upon seeing his fallen lookalikes. He lives out his life on a day to day basis instead of going after the ones who killed the others, acting like any other person would. He can't speak English, however.
About Chuck Lorre[]
Chuck Lorre is the Writer, Producer, and Director of Young Ganon. In an interview about the show, Chuck regards it as, "one of the most groundbreaking TV shows since LEGO Ninjago. I implore anyone to see it, and for those who do, you are winning." He has worked on many other shows in the past, such as Two and a Half Men, The Big Bang Theory, and Young Sheldon. He made his debut appearance in Two and a Half Men, showing off how much power and control he had over everyone in the cast.
The Super Soldier That Came To Dinner[]
(The time is 2AM. Scene opens with Ratsus & Twelve sleeping in the same bed. Ganon returns home, tired from hanging out at Hyrule Castle with his homies. He opens the door to the bedroom.)
Ganon: Ratsus! Who the hell is this guy?!
(Laugh track. Ratsus wakes up.)
Ratsus: What do you mean?
Ganon: The guy sleeping in the bed next to you!
Ratsus: It's probably just the cat...
Twelve: 01001101 01100101 01101111 01110111 00100001
(Laugh track. Subtitles: Meow!)
Ganon: Well I don't think a cat makes 01001101 01100101 01101111 01110111 00100001 01000010 01100101 01110010 01101110 01101011 01100001 01110011 01110100 01100101 01101100 00100000 01010110 01010011 00100000 01001000 01100101 01100001 01110110 01111001 00100000 01010111 01100101 01100001 01110000 01101111 01101110 01110011 00100000 01000111 01110101 01111001 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101110 01100101 01111000 01110100 sounds now does he!
Ratsus: You can speak its language?
Twelve: 01000110 01101001 01101110 01100001 01101100 01101100 01111001 00100001 00100000 01010011 01101111 01101101 01100101 01101111 01101110 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101000 01101111 00100000 01100111 01100101 01110100 01110011 00100000 01101101 01100101 00100001
(Subtitles: Finally! Someone who gets me!)
Ganon: Man, this is so not on like Donkey Kong!
(Laugh track.)
Ratsus: Wait, Ganon! I can make this right, watch me!
(Ratsus jumps out of bed, she grabs Twelve by the leg, and drags him out of the bed. Laugh track.)
Twelve: 01000110 01101001 01101110 01100001 01101100 01101100 01111001 00100001 00100000 01010011 01101111 01101101 01100101 01101111 01101110 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101000 01101111 00100000 01100111 01100101 01110100 01110011 00100000 01101101 01100101 00100001 01010111 01100001 01101001 01110100 00100001 00100000 01000010 01110101 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100001 01100111 01100001 01101001 01101110 01110011 01110100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01110111 01101000 01101111 01101100 01100101 00100000 01100011 01101000 01100001 01110010 01100001 01100011 01110100 01100101 01110010 00100001
(Subtitles: Pain.)
Ganon: Ratsus wait! We haven't even established something yet!
(Ratsus opens up a window, tossing him out of it. He falls for a long time, followed by a huge splat sound.)
Ganon: You killed him Ratsus! I didn't want you to do that!
Ratsus: Sorry Ganon. I had to betray my character arc to look cool...
(Laugh track.)
Ganon: The opposite gender, am I right fellas?
(Clapping and cheering audience track.)
Next Time![]
Vegeta goes for a walk with Trunks until they stumble upon a robot with one cybernetic eye and bat wings! Meanwhile, Ganon and Ratsus are trying to figure out how to hide from the police after the brutal murder that she committed! What will happen to Vegeta and the robot? Will Ganon and Ratsus' Marriage hold?! Tune in next time for the very first episode of Young Ganon! Not sponsored by anything, really.
Chuck Lorre: And that's a wrap everyone! Excellent work!
Everyone on set claps and cheers.
Chuck: Unfortunately... I have some bad news however. The show might have to be cancelled. It's way too similar to The Big Bang Theory, and I don't even have the license to any of these characters. Project's cancelled everyone! You can go home!
All the people on set leave, rejected.
Chuck: I still do have this demo reel of something else I was working on... I don't know if anyone would be interested...
Charlie Sheen walks on set.
Charlie: Hey Chuck, I'm here to talk to you about that new game you were thinking of with me in it.
Chuck: Yeah, Marvel VS Two And A Half Men.
Charlie: Yeah about that... I don't think I can make it.
Chuck: What?! Why not?! We already got you on the cover of the game and everything! You can't back out!
Charlie: Chuck, I... I just can't do it... later.
Chuck: Well that's just great! Who am I gonna get to replace you then?!
Sans walks in.
sans: hey guys i got a yellow shirt and i own canada eugh eugh eugh
Chuck: Perfect....
THE END!
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