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JTK VS JTK

Smaggle
Smaggle • 27 June 2024 • User blog:Smaggle
Sundance Jeff VS CreepCast Jeff
JTK
Season Σ
Overall Episode 3
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Written by Smaggle
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“ Sundance Rejects VS CreepCast! Sundance Rejects' Jeff the Killer and CreepCast's Jeff the Killer face off to find out who'll be the one to put the other to sleep in a DEATH BATTLE! „

Sundance Jeff the Killer VS CreepCast Jeff the Killer is an off-season DEATH BATTLE! written by the user Smaggle, as apart of a stupid series where he brings in the most outlandish and obscure characters to write only the strangest of battles.

Introduction[]

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!

Wiz: And it's our job to analyse their weapons, armour and skills to find out who would win... a DEATH BATTLE!


If you can't tell, CreepCast Jeff isn't some dumb kid.[]

CreepCastJTK

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“ I'm supposed to be on Runescape --- I don't want to be- uh- hanging out with BILLY! I'm supposed to be killing RATS on RUNESCAPE! „

Wait, is Sundance Jeff voiced by the Burger King Foot Lettuce guy?[]

SundanceJTK

CAUTION: ANGRY GAMER

“ Uh, no kid. I'm way too old for this stuff. „

DEATH BATTLE![]

Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set and we've run the data through all possibilities.

Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!

Pre-Fight[]

It was quiet day in the FANCY neighbourhood, as a thin, pale looking figure emerged from the shadows, clad in black dress pants and a white hoodie. THIS figure was Jeffrey Woods (Sundance Rejects), a few days ago he had just beaten up a couple of bullies who were giving his brother trouble, and inadvertently had him sent to JDC, safe to say the boy wasn't too keen on what had happened, and it was even worse that he'd have to be going to the birthday party of some dumb kid he didn't even know tomorrow. So he tried to get his mind off of it, by going to an abandoned SKATE-UH PARK, sitting on a ledge near one of the grinds at the park. The so-called "angry gamer", now a somber mess, staring down at the cement ground with detest for those three kids, Randy, Troy, and Keith -- But suddenly, this thought was interrupted by a weird feeling, not so much a pain, but... A.. Weird feeling? He tried to dismiss it, but something in him egged him to look behind, and so he did.

Jeff saw, behind him, a figure that wore clothes quite similar to his own, with a face only a mother could love, adorned with glasses, he looked like the textbook definition of a nerd. Unbeknownst to him, this boy was also named Jeff (CreepCast), and he had a story not so unlike his own. The other Jeff sat down on the ledge and nudged him in the shoulder.

"Hey. You play Runescape?" Uttered the boy, as Jeff opened his mouth in response.
"Uh, no dude, I wouldn't be caught dead playing with that nerd stuff."

CreepCast Jeff's face contorted at Sundance's nonchalant response with heavy offense and disgust. Doesn't the other Jeff know that he's ABOVE that? He'd ought to treat the guy who'd dared disrespect him a lesson, as he whined at him at the top of his lungs, with the two quickly becoming thralled in a heated argument due to such. And because of this, the rage suddenly caused the Runescape nerd to be consumed by his very own ominous feeling, while he readied his fist, which was now resting on his arm, about to throw a punch as he delivered an anime one-liner.

"I think this'll make us even..."
FIGHT!

Results[]

Wiz: The winner is...

Trivia[]

  • this is so fucking stupid lmao I'm doing more of these with other creepcast readings
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