a What If? battle between 2 under appreciated Youtube Personas
introduction[]
Wiz:Cooking tutorials, we all watch them, but these 2 are the most, how can I say this? Strangest ones....
Boomstick:Such as "You Suck at Cooking" The realty warping Chef
Wiz:And Will McDaniel, The Best tutorial for aliens
Boomstick:He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick
Wiz:and it's our Job to analyze their Weapons, Armor and Skills to find out who would win a Death Battle
You Suck at Cooking[]
Wiz:In the year 2015, a reality warper started of a recipe for guacamole and then he decided to do 115 more
Boomstick:And his name was "You Suck at Cooking" Also known as Mel
Wiz:and he's no joke as seen when he...
Boomstick:CAN CONTROL SOMEONE'S BRAIN WITH A CAULIFLOWER AND A JUMPER CABLE!!?!?!?! WHAT!?!?! WIZ DID THIS ACTUALLY HAPPEN???
Wiz:yes and he has multiple assortments of Kitchen Utensils such as his Knife, a Spoon and a Fork
Boomstick:and for more unique weapons, he has the Cutternut Squash, a Butternut Squash with a knife attached to it and for his most badass one, he has the KNIFE FINGERS, THESE FREDDY KRUGER LOOKING CLAWS CAN HELP HIM SLASH UP TOMATOES AND IF HE'S IN A BAD MOOD PEOPLE
Wiz:and if he's damage he could make the Pentayam, which can allow The Devil to heal him up and for his best weapon he has the Chainsaw, which is able to chop a Butternut Squash in half with this Chainsaw
Boomstick:and then theirs the Food Processotron 2.7 which is just 2 knives attached on a coat hanger with a belt which is faster then a Food Processor and he's also an expert fighter, being a Yellow Belt in Karate and can chop onions in half with ease but why do that? WHEN HE CAN AUTO CHOP WITH HIS MIND STUFF LIKE ONIONS
Wiz:And to add on his weaponry, he has an air powered corn cob launcher and wooden gun and he can move in 1 billionth of a second
Wiz:But Mel does have a few weaknesses, such as being a Pacifist and only fighting when it "Draws the Line" and his obsession with "Onion" his oven and his durability is the same as an average human, as he is seen getting cuts and is also seen getting burns from hot food
Boomstick:and then there's the fact that cooking is the center of his life and he abandoned a trip to mars just because his cookies were done baking
Boomstick:But overall Mel does cook a battle
Will McDaniel[]
Wiz:as one of the most twisted people who make great edited videos, he started on YouTube and his name was
Boomstick:Will McDaniel, Rolls right off the tongue
Wiz:Will is has one of the most impressive durability feats for a human
Boomstick:such as surviving a zombie putting his arm through Will's Torso, or surviving Pikachu's Electrical attacks,or getting shot at the head, or GETTING BLOWN UP IN THE INSIDE AND HE DOESN'T EVEN REACT TO THESE, HE JUST HAS A BLANK FACE WHEN THESE HAPPEN
Wiz:and even if he is "Killed" he comes back every time no matter what the damage is as seen in the Zombie Rap Video, Where he came from the dead and even then he got his entire upper half of his body eaten and still talked and he can even cross the 4th Dimension of Darkness
Boomstick:Speaking of the 4th Dimension of Darkness, he has multiple vegetables from there like the Possesed Cucumber, it has multiple thorns and when the thorns hit you welll, you kinda go insane and when Will touched these Thorns, he was fine in the credits meaning he can change his timeline or he can't be affected by this Possessed Cucumber
Wiz:And he's got one more possesed Vegtables such as the Gem Lettuce which has very sharp teeth and he killed it with a knife and then There's the Alien Fruit
Boomstick:With these fruit he has a Fruit that somewhat resembles a banana, when opened IT RELEASES A CREATURE WITH EYES AND TENDRILS and then HE COULD KILL IT WITH A SLAM ON THE TABLE and with Blue Milk he can grow Succling Chin, a disease that allows Will to Shoot Blue Milk from his Chin but it does wear off
Wiz:he also has 2 Pokeballs that summon his realistic Pikachu that can shoot lightning and his realistic ditto which can turn into anyone if that person touches him but with the Pokeballs he can capture an actual person as seen when Will was captured by Ditto
Boomstick:and he also has Ear Plugs? Why you ask? It's because he has these Spore Sprouts, which screams when they are opened and when they scream, their spores go into the persons ear and then there's the Human Hand Vegetable which can come alive when it's "Seed" is removed
Wiz:and to add to his weaponry he has a Hand Axe, a Crossbow, BB Gun, a rake, a scented Candle and a sturdy broom
Boomstick:There's also his chainsaw which he's taped Hammers onto
Wiz:now let's see how Will does in the Battle Field
Transition[]
Wiz:Alright the Combatants are set, Let's end this debate once and for all
Boomstick:IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE
Battle[]
(Camera is most of the time in Mel's Perspective in this battle and will change to another perspective when the battle says so)
Mel:Hey guys, today we're gonna be making a Christmas Turkey. If you have family coming and they're expecting a delicious Turkey, then you'll appreciate this episode, well you don't need a lot of stuff, just a Turkey and a few vegetables
Mel opens his fridge and finds nothing
Mel:Seems that I have forgotten the Turkey, no matter
Mel Drinks a Shot
Mel teleports in a grocery mart and passes the Alien Food Section
Mel:Alien Food? Flesh nut? What is this, I think I found my new episode?
Will:HEY
Mel turns fast to the loud noise
Will:I'm the guy who does this stuff
Mel:Well then, What is this about
Will quickly grabs his Crossbow and shoots at Mel but Mel dodges it
Mel:Hmmm I guess you don't want to want a civilized talk?
FIGHT
Will places down a few Spore Sprouts and they start screaming
Will has put on his ear plugs while Mel is covering his ears from the screaming
Mel:WHAT THE HELL IS THAT NOISE
Mel feels his ears and sees he's grown Spore Sprouts in his ears
Mel quickly cuts the Spore Sprouts in half and removes them from his ears
Mel:SHIT, WHAT WAS THAT
Will:Just some Spore Sprouts, What about this
Will grabs a flesh nut and puts around Mel's Head and we see the inside of the Flesh nut
Mel instantly chops it with auto chop
Mel:You are getting on my nerves...
Will:Well then
Will throws his Scented candle at Mel
Mel chops it with his knife
Mel:THAT WAS A FUCKING CANDLE, WHY DID YOU THINK TO THROW THAT AT ME?
Mel tries to hit Will with the Cutternut Squash
Will tanks it and the Cutternut Squash breaks
Will:WOW that felt good
Mel:Wait, you didn't feel anything?
Will:have this
Will hands Mel the Alien Banana
Mel:What is this?
Mel opens it revealing the Eyes banana
Mel:Did you just put plastic eyes in this bana.... OH MY GOD
The Banana Reveals the Tendrils and Mel Throws it
Mel:WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT...
Mel grabs his Chainsaw and tries to Chop Will
Will summons his Pikachu
Pikachu:Pika.... CHUUUUU
Pikachu shocks Mel
Mel Survives the shock burnt
Mel:just... a .... little.... Panayam....
Mel makes the Panayam and gets healed from the Shock
Mel is angry and grabs the Pikachu and puts an Jumper cable in him and a cauliflower
Mel:FIRST YOU CRUSH IT UP
Mel crushed up the cauliflower causing Pikachu being dead
Mel:THEN YOU CHOP IT IN HALF
Mel chops the Pikachu in half with his Chainsaw
Mel:YOU... IT'S YOUR TURN, YOU FUCKER
Will gets his Legs Chopped
Will:That's a Bummer
Will throws the Possessed Cucumber at Mel
Mel quickly chops it as it comes to him
Mel:Wait... why did that Cucumber have a spine and thorns?
Will:Check your arm
Mel checks his arm and sees spikes coming from his arm
Mel then Screams and the camera cuts to black and we see him going insane
Mel sees visions of people saying he's a horrible chef and he will never make it in life
and then Mel sees his Onion getting blown up
We cut to Wilbur
Wilbur:Uhhh, DITTO YOU HANDLE THIS
Wilbur summons Ditto and runs away
Mel touches Ditto as he thinks it's the remains of Onion
Ditto:Ditto
Ditto transforms into Mel and throws his Pokeball at Mel capturing him
We cut to Mel's Kitchen and Ditto places the Pokeball on a Pan and turns on the oven
We see the Pokeball Melting revealing a tiny Mel curled into a ball burning up
Ditto looks at the Camera and says "Ditto"
KO
Results[]
Boomstick:WIZ THAT WAS DISTURBING AS F***K
Wiz:The Reason Will won was because, Mel didn't have a way to keep Will dead forever because Will always Comes Back to life even if he's destroyed, Will can always comeback and Will had more ways to dispose Mel
Boomstick:Will could just capture Mel in a Pokeball or Feed Mel a Mimic apple killing him
Wiz:And even then The Possessed Cucumber causes Instant Insanity and when chopped, it will somehow still stab you and due to the fact that Mel's Center of Life is cooking, The Possessed Cucumber would just exploit that
Boomstick:Looks like Mel, Sucks at Battling
Wiz:The Winner is Will McDaniel
