A What If? Battle between 2 Minecraft PVP Gods
Introduction[]
Wiz : Minecraft PVP is a Weird type of battling.But these 2 are the best at what they do.
Boomstick : Like Dream , The Minecraft ManHunt Master.
Wiz: And Technoblade , The Blood God.
Boomstick : He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz : And it's our job to analyze their Weapons, Armor and Skills to find out who would win...
Boomstick:A DEATH BATTLE!!!!
Dream[]
Wiz:Before doing manhunts, he was a coder, Like me but less and he did a lot of things with it and his name was
Boomstick:DREAM and he's badass
Wiz:Yes he battled his friend George to do a Manhunt where he has to kill the Ender Dragon while George has to kill him
Boomstick:WIZ! Can we do this...
Wiz:No...
Boomstick:Fine, Dream has many weapons such as the Iron Sword a sword made of iron used to stab his friends
Wiz:And the Diamond Sword a sword made with the material known as Diamond
Boomstick:Wiz I think everyone knows that by it's name...
Wiz:Anyways, He's beaten 3 of friends with this sword in the End, The place where the Ender dragon lives
Boomstick:And he did this with ONLY BOOTS!!!!
Wiz:He's pretty crafty, He did it using Enderpearls, a organic material that teleports the person who threw it
Boomstick:WOW imagine having a brain for a heart.... or a knife for a heart
Wiz:And he has more items he uses such as Fire Resistance Potion, a Potion when drank could turn Dream immune to Fire and Lava
Boomstick:Wiz do you think the have that but for making me drunk?
Wiz:No Boomstick..
Boomstick:Aw man
Wiz:And with more potions he has the invisiblity potion, Another potion that makes Dream invisible but only him not his armor
Boomstick:And for his most strongest is the strength potion boosting up his strength allowing him to hit like a truck
Wiz:And he has some abilities like Super Hearing that can be used to attack others who try to do sneak attacks
Boomstick:He can also fly and has a crossbow to shoot the hunters
Wiz:And he has Web Slinging Abilities like Spider-Man, and it can swinging him really far too
Wiz:He's also pretty intelligent like me because he was able to get a Minecraft world and code stuff for his Man Hunt Series
Boomstick:and he's pretty crafty when escaping and he has healing items like golden apples
Wiz:But he has his most powerful set
Boomstick:THE NETHERITE ARMOR AND SWORD!!!! These badass armor can survive Lava and fire and that sword is BADASS and hits like a BUS
Wiz:The only downfall is that Dream can die without armor pretty fast
Boomstick:He might look weird but he can kick your ass
Technoblade[]
Wiz:When playing Hypixel, there was a war called the potato war and this pig had survived doing potato farming for 12 hours and he won and when playing Hypixel you'll always hear the name
Boomstick:TECHNOBLADE!!!!
Wiz:This Pig is pretty strong as he's inmoveable when punched and can throw someone into the sun causing an explosion that consumed the sun
Boomstick:WHAT!!!!
Wiz:and it means he can throw someone 151.82 million km away and he has multiple weapons
Boomstick:Such as the Diamond sword that's used to slash his enemies causing blood to spill on his robe and I've heard legends of his robe never being red
Wiz:And proving this fact is that he had a 1,818 win streak before losing on purpose because it was too boring for him
Boomstick:And then there's TNT that lights by itself and he has 3 potions
Wiz:Potions like the speed potion, A Potion when drank gives him a boost on his already high speed which is 400% in sky block!
Boomstick:and there's the Jump Boost Potion a Potion able to make Technoblade jump high but why do that when HE CAN FLY
Wiz:He also has 2 guns he uses such as the Pistol and the Rifle
Boomstick:He also has a Bow and a Crossbow
Wiz:And there's the Zealous Cleaver, a Cleaver so strong it can kill a Ghast
Boomstick:He also has FIREBALLS!!! WHICH HE CAN USE TO LAUNCH HIMSELF IN THE AIR AND SURVIVE THE INCOMING FALL
Wiz:He also has a plane that can be used for transportation or for fighting in the air
Boomstick:He also has the SWORD OF GRYFFINDOR a sword that could chop heads off
Wiz:And then there's the Fishing Rod a weapon that can launch his enemies towards him which allows him to attack them faster
Boomstick:And of course he has a THE SWORD OF JUSTICE and THE AXE OF PERUN which strike lightning down when he attacks with it
Wiz:And then there's 2 weapons that can help him
Boomstick:THE PIGMAN BLADE is his toughest weapon
Wiz:And then there's a Magic Wand
Boomstick:This wand has insane spells that can help him
Wiz:Such as expelliarmus which can disarm anyone and wingardium levios Making his opponents float
Boomstick:AND THEN THERE'S REDUCTO A SPELL THAT CAN DISINTEGRATE ANYONE AND ANYTHING
Wiz:And with that Techno does have a weakness
Boomstick:He's too cocky which can lead to loss
Boomstick:But he's still a force you shouldn't fight
Transition[]
Wiz:Alright the Combatants are set and we've run the data through all possibilities
Boomstick:IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE
Pre battle[]
We see an Arena called MINECRAFT ULTIMATE
and we hear a Host
Host:GREETINGS TO EVERYONE, TODAY WE'RE ALL GONNA PICK TWO PEOPLE TO FIGHT TO THE DEATH BY THROWING YOUR VOTES AT THEIR NAMES
We see two names TechnoBlade and Dream and we see Loads of people putting their votes in the boxes under their names
Host:LOOKS LIKE WE'VE FINSIHED A DECISION, WE HAVE TECHNOBLADE
Technoblade appears from some gates opening up
Host:AND DREAM
Again gates open up to reveal dream
Technoblade:Let's do this
Dream:I Agree
FIGHT
Battle[]
Dream throws an Ender pearl at Techno giving Dream the first hit
Techno Retaliates by stabbing Dreams arm which caused blood coming out
Technoblade:BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Dream backs off and tries to shoot techno with a bow
Techno Drinks an invis Potion and turns invisible
Technoblade:BET YA CAN'T SEE ME
Techno spins around Dream and Dream focuses
Dream uses his Super Hearing
Dream:There you are
Dream hits Techno And techno loses the Invisibility
Technoblade:Looks like you saw me
Dream drinks a strength potion and tries to hit Techno but then
Techno drinks a Jump Boost potion and Jumps over Dream and hits Dream in the back
Technoblade:You can't hit me
Techno continues doing this and the Dream changes his iron sword into a diamond sword
Techno changes to the Zealous Cleaver
Techno and Dream both stab each other and then they get off each other
Technoblade:LET'S SEE YOU HANDLE THIS
Techno flies in the air and Dream follows
Techno and Dream start fighting in the air
The Crowd around the arena is cheering and getting excited
Techno grabs his wand
Technoblade:EXPELLIARMUS
Dream's sword has fallen into the ground
Dream flies down to get it but then
Technoblade:WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA
Dream can't reach his sword because he's in the air floating and can't float back down
Technoblade laughs
Technoblade:HAHAHAHAHAHAH, If you wish to defeat me, Train for another 3 Thousand Years
Dream:Well then
Dream grabs another Iron Sword
Dream gets up and attacks Technoblade
Technoblade gets stabbed in the chest but then
Techno flies back and goes around dream and stabs him in the back
Techno then flies back more and uses a fireball
BOOOM
Dream is knocked back
Dream uses his Spider Swing and goes to the ground
Dream gets his Diamond Sword and Swings to Techno
Techno Changes to the Sword Of Gryffindor and stabs Dream has he swings
They both fly down and fight at the ground
Techno places a TNT and it Explodes
Dream is down and gets up seeing techno coming down towards him
Dream moves his head from where techno is gonna stab
Dream gets up and Techni pulls his sword from the ground
Dreams uses a Sheild
Technoblade:EXPELLIARMUS
Dream's sheild is on the ground
Dream uses his sword and stabs Techno
Techno Grabs a rifle from his back and starts shooting at Dream
Dream Drinks and Invis Potion but realizes his armor makes him visible
Dream removes it and it now invisible
Techno then decides to shoot all around him
Technoblade:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Techno hit Dream and sees the bullet hole from Dream and shoots him 2 more times
Dream puts back armor and fights Techno
Techno summons his plane and goes in it
Techno tries to ram Dream with the plane but Dream dodges it
Techno removes the plane and grabs his crossbow
He successfully hits dream
Dream also uses his crossbow and shoots techno too
Dream puts on Netherite armor and grabs his Netherite Sword
Techno puts on his Diamond Armor and Grabs the PigMan Sword
Techno and Dream Swords clash and Techo says
Technoblade:Netherite armor is Fire Proof right?
Dream:Yes and?
Technoblade:Let's see if it's strong enough to survive the sun
Dream gets confused and then
Techno grabs his wrist and tosses Dream into the sun
Technoblade:YEEET
Dream is launched into the sun
Technoblade:TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
The Crowd is Cheering
Tommy who's in the crows says
Tommy:YES MY OTHER ENEMY IS DEAD NOW I CAN RULE SMP
Host:NOW WE NEED A NEW CONTENDER DROP THE CLOSEST PERSON YOU SEE
Tommy:What?
Tommy gets picked up he tossed into the Arena
Tommy:Techno, Buddy, Let's talk this out
Meanwhile in space
Dream is holding his breath and puts his sword away
Dream's Netherite armor is melting near the sun as he gets close
Dream grabs an Ender pearl and throws it at the earth
Dream is getting close to the sun and then
Poof
Dream is back in the arena
Dream:OH MY GOD
Dream sees Tommy Chopped in half
Host:Uhhhhh.... Looks his opponent wasn't dead.....
Technoblade:Hmmmm you aren't dead?..... Well then I can still beat you
Dream grabs his Netherite sword and battles Techno
Techno uses his wand again
Technoblade:REDUCTO
KO[]
Dream's Armor is gone in one blast because it was melted together
Techno gets the opportunity and launches Dream with a fireball and slices his limbs one by one in a fast motion
And then disinigrates his Torso and head
Technoblade:REDUCTO!!!!
As Dream's Body turns to ash Techno Says
Technoblade:Not even close....
Techno walks away saying
Technoblade:Sometimes it's tough being the best...
The Crowd Cheers as Techno walks away to the gate
KO
Results[]
Boomstick:THAT WAS EPIC
Wiz:Technoblade won due to the fact that he had a better arsenal than Dream
Boomstick:Dream might have good strategies but Techno's Arsenal was just stronger
Wiz:Especially the Wand. It helped him a lot during this battle
Boomstick:Looks like dream, Got a Nightmare
Wiz:The winner is Technoblade
Technoblade Winner
Album[]
Album Cover Technoblade vs Dream Technical Sleep