A what if? battle between the 2 youtubers in 2 YouTube teams
Introduction[]
Wiz:YouTube friend groups, A great thing for YouTube gamers who have friends
Boomstick:But these 2 in 2 friend groups aren't the sharpest tool in the shed
Wiz:Like Adopolus, The Victim of 8 Ways to bully a kid in minecraft
Boomstick:And Delirious the Psychotic clown
Boomstick:He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick
Wiz:For this battle they'll have 3 lives And it's our job to analyze their weapons armor and skills to find out who would win
Boomstick:A DEATH BATTLE!!!
Adopolus[]
Wiz:Adopolus also known as Kyle was born and then discarded
Boomstick:And then he was raised by....
Boomstick:Wiz are you sure this is the right script?
Wiz:Yes Boomstick
Boomstick:And then he was raised by Pigs
Wiz:And due to that fact he was picked on by Ian
Boomstick:WOW that is super depressing
Wiz:Boomstick He's immortal
Boomstick:that Makes it less depressing
Wiz:And for being raised by pigs he has an amazing durability such as falling from the moon to earth
Boomstick:And his weapons are amazing
Wiz:Such as Robo Pig 3000, a Robot that could fly from earth to the moon meaning his top speed is 71582 Miles per Hour
Boomstick:And for his most badass feat he did a quick scope to an endermen and shot him
Wiz:Due to the fact that you can't shoot endermen with a bow it must meaning Adopolus Quickscope was faster than the teleportation Ender men can do
Boomstick:Also he has a gun the M4A1-S used to shoot Ian in LEGO Smash a series where giant bricks fall onto LEGO and launch them in the air
Wiz:and a spell book that can transform someone into a pig
Boomstick:Or the Holy Water when drank can transform the person who drank it into a sheep
Wiz:He also has a Fake Pumpkin that can be used to hide his face or others
Boomstick:A disguise that makes him look like a girl
Wiz:TNT and Flint and Steel to blow up his opponents
Boomstick:The Limited Edition 2008 Spongebob Collector's Edition Version 69 that can poison people when thrown at them because it's a pufferfish
Wiz:He can also eat people alive
Boomstick:Wiz That's Disgusting
Wiz:I know anyways
Wiz:he has Infinite Cats that can be thrown to his enemies
Boomstick:He can also kill a cow with his fists, can fly and break stones with his fists
Wiz:Beans when consumed can kill a person immediately
Boomstick:A fishing rod that can launch people when he throws the bait and flings them up
Wiz:He also has a diamond sword used to slice people and He's Part of the Illuminati
Boomstick:Wait... How is he part of the Illuminati?
Wiz:I do not know...
Boomstick:He can also make a Super Mob which basically means he can summon a mob in a build that traps them but when the bottom is removed all the mobs come out and attack
Wiz:And he has 3 mobs he used like Slugs, Mice and Elephants
Wiz:And then there's his most powerful ability
Boomstick:The power of F*$*KING PRODUCING PIGS. This ability basically makes him summon loads of pigs
Wiz:This ability helped him rule 3 countries
Boomstick:This guy might be an idiot but when using his powers, he's a forced to be reckoned with
H20 Delirious[]
Wiz:Delirious doesn't really have an origin the only thing we know is that...
Boomstick:HIS FATHER WAS F****KING JASON VOORHEES
Wiz:And of course he has some abilities from his father such as super strength
Boomstick:HE WAS ABLE TO LIFT BOULDERS AND KILL DINOSAURS WITH HIS FISTS
Boomstick:And he knows Multiple fighting styles like Wrestling, Ninjitsu, Boxing and Kung Fu
Wiz:And he can move faster than the human eye and his durability is no joke
Boomstick:He can survive Vegeta's Big Bang attack that destroyed a city
Boomstick:AND HE HAS MULTIPLE WEAPONS!!!
Wiz:Such as the Bubble Daryl shotgun
Boomstick:A SHOTGUN THAT CAN LAUNCH PEOPLE 30 FEAT IN THE AIR
Wiz:he also has Machine Guns , Rifles and baseball bats
Boomstick:He also has health regeneration if left unharmed
Wiz:He can also go invisible and just by showing his face he can scare people off
Boomstick:AND HE HAS A SUPERHERO FORM BATCOON
Wiz:In this form he has all the weapons Batman has in the Arkham Knight Game
Wiz:And he has multiple explosives
Boomstick:Such as Pipe Bombs, Grenades and a Nuke he can only use once
Boomstick:He can also break the fourth wall and......
H20 Delirious:HEY GUYS, END THIS ALREADY SO I CAN KICK THE ASS OF THIS PINK GUY
Wiz:Why did you say that Boomstick
Boomstick:I don't know....
Wiz:We have to explain more of you moveset
H20 Delirious:JUST START THE BATTLE
Wiz:Fine, I didn't want to use this again..
Wiz brings out the pencil he used to delete Deadpool and rubs the eraser on Delirious
H20 Delirious:IT BURNS
H20 Delirious disappears
Wiz:He also has a shockwave that can freeze people
Boomstick:And he also has his Monster Legends form that makes his strength stronger
Wiz:Now his most powerful attack is the...
Boomstick:THE KAMAHAMAHA
Wiz:And we all know how strong that is
show clips
Wiz:he has one weakness
Wiz:The more angry he gets the less accurate is he
Boomstick:even with that flaw, HE'LL STILL A MASKED FOE
Transition[]
Wiz:Alright the Combatants are set let's end this debate once and for all
Boomstick:IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!!!!
Pre Fight[]
ACT NUMBER 8
Ian:So for this act, I'm gonna give Adopolus Poop and tell him it's chocolate
Ian:And then I'm gonna ask him to give it to that guy and make that guy fight him
Ian:Hey Adopolus
Kyle:Wut Ian
Ian:So Kyle I have this Chocolate
Kyle:OOOH CHOCOLATE
Ian:Kyle I want you to give this chocolate to that guy over there
Ian points to Delirious
Kyle:Okey
Kyle walks you Delirious
Kyle:Hey sir you want Chocolate
Delirious:Of course, thank you
Delirious eats it and then spits it out
Delirious:THAT WAS POOP
Kyle:No it was chocolate
Delirious:YOU TRIED TO FEED ME POOP, I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS
Kyle:Oh No
Ian is in the corner eating popcorn and to see this fight
FIGHT
Battle[]
Delirious Punches Adopolus
Adopolus Screams and then is launched
Adopolus sticks a landing and uses his Limited Edition 2008 Spongebob Collector's Edition Version 69
Kyle:TAKE THIS MEANIE
The Limited Edition 2008 Spongebob Collector's Edition Version 69 hits delirious and gets his face paralyzed
Delirious:THE F****K
Delirious Removes his mask
Kyle:Ew you need this than I do
Kyle puts his fake pumpkin on delirious
Delirious:I CAN'T SEE
Kyle than punches delirious multiple times and stabs him with the Diamond sword
Delirious face is now not paralyzed and he punches adopolus again
Adopolus is launched and delirious puts on his mask
Delirious tries to punch adopolus but then
Kyle:Let's see you hit from this far
Kyle flies into the sky
Delirious is angry and pulls out his rifle
Delirious screams while shooting adopolus
Delirious misses everything due to the fact he's angry
Adopolus uses the Spell Book And turns delirious into a pig
Delirous:WHAT'S THIS GARBAGE
Kyle:I don't want to kill a pig
Kyle then turns delirious into Sheep with Holy Water
Delirious:AGAIN!?!?
Kyle then attacks the sheep and kills it
Kyle:YIPPE I WON
Delirious respawns losing 1 life
Delirious is pissed of and tries to punch adopolus
Kyle:I'm hungry
Adopulus then eats delirious alive but then
Delirious: AAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Delirious uses multiple weapons inside adopolus breaking himself out while killing adopolus
Adopolus respawns and loses 1 life
Delirious is happy
Adopolus is angry
Kyle:MEANIE HEAD
Kyle uses M4A1-S
and shoots delirious multiple times
Delirious turns invisible
Delirious:Try hitting me now
Adopolus gets punched multiple times
Kyle:Well then...
Kyle builds the Super Mob Machine
Delirious is confused and says
Delirious:What the F****K are you building?
Kyle then summons multiple elephants in the machine and then breaks it releasing the elephants
Delirious is screaming due the fact he is crushed by an elephant and then adoplus lights some TNT Causing an explosion
BOOOOM
Delirious respawns and looses a life
Adopolus is excited but then
Delirious:YOU WANT TO PLAY LIKE THAT? FINE I'LL PLAY LIKE THAT
Delirious uses his nuke and laughs maniacally
Delirious:HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH
KABOOOOOOOOM
Adopolus dies and respawns but looses a life
Delirious:I WIN
Kyle:I'm still here you can't count
Delirious realizes he wasted that nuke...
Delirious:Aww s**t I thought you had one life
Kyle Punches delirious multiple times
Delirious is getting angry
Kyle uses Robo Pig 3000 and launches Robot Pig 3000 into delirious
Delirious gets hit by it and gets angry
Delrious:AAAAAAAAAAH
Delirious is getting ready to punch adopulus but then
Kyle puts on the girl disguise
Kyle:You wouldn't hit a girl would you?
Delirious is confused and doesn't know what to do
Delirious:Uhhhhhh.........
Adopolus plays it up for a long time
Kyle:It would be very mean to hit a girl and if you did you would be in a lot of trouble...
Delirious sees a zipper and says
Delirious:YOU AREN'T A GIRL....
Kyle:Uh oh
Delirious transforms into BatCoon and uses multiple gadgets on Adopulus
Delirious:BATARANG TO THE FACE
Delirious misses all of it because he's to angry
Kyle:Uh sir I think you missed
Delirious opens his eyes and sees loads of marks of explosives, gun shoots and stab marks right next to Adopulus and gets more angry
Kyle:I didn't want to do this but it seems like you want to kill me
Delirious turns into his Monster Legends form and Punches Adopolus
Kyle:Fine it seems like you don't want to apologize
Adopolus than uses his pig reprodusive powers
Kyle:I warned you
Ian who's watching in the background says
Ian:Welp to leave the server
in the bottom corner you see "HB_Ian has left the server"
Kyle only summons one pig
Delirious laughs
Delirious:Is that really it.HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
Delirious prepares for his kamahamaha
Adopolus then summons more pigs
Kyle:Nope
Delirious sees an avalanche of pigs coming down at him
Delirious quits the Kama Hama Ha and runs screaming
Delirious:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
The Pigs come down at him
Delirious is screaming while launched in the air
Adopolus is launched in the air too
Kyle:Quickscope
Delirious:Huh
Adopolus Shoots his Bow and it his Delirious in the face causing his skull to explode
KO
Kyle:Time to rule 3 countries again
Kyle uses his the thousands of pigs to move out of the shot
Results[]
Boomstick:WHAT HOW?!?!?!
Wiz:It's pretty simple, His best attack of Pig Prodution helps him in the end due to the fact that he ruled 3 countries with that ability
Boomstick:Looks like Delirious got.... Adoompolused
Wiz face palms
Wiz:The Winner is Adopolus
Winner
Album Cover[]
Album Cover for Adopolus vs H20 Delirious