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Mario vs Sonic, the rivalry that has stood the test of time. We finally had our answer of who would win once Death Battle did the first Mario vs Sonic, but they remade the battle with a different victor. But this war has waged on longer then just the 2000's. What would happen if we had a TRUE retro rivalry. We will find out if Jumpman/Retro Mario can beat the original blue blur in a fight to the DEATH. Episode 5(Mr.Trees last fight was Bugs Bunny Hunters Battle Royale)
Rules[]
This battle has some rules that I will follow for the fight and research.
- Mario will have any of his 2D pixel platformer games, along with some other classic titles such as Donkey Kong and Mario Bros.
- Sonic is aloud his 2D pixel platformer games and other old Sonic games, we will not include Archie or Classic Sonics appearance in Modern Sonic games
- We will be using some of there game mechanics as its a vital part to there original character. Nothing that's not important or contradicts something else
- No scaling people like Bowser or Eggman to there later appearances were they are much stronger unless the person we scale is not to strong and that there appearance is canon
- Have Fun!!
Intro[]
Wiz: Mario vs Sonic, Nintendo vs SEGA, Red vs Blue. One of the longest lasting rivalries in fiction...ever. These two heros have been on the show before in a close match, in the end Mario got the victory.
Boomstick: Due to being stronger, more durable, more versatility. Sonic couldn't run away with Mario's win
Wiz: But this is... a little different. Mario and Sonic have had a rivalry since 1991, when sonic was made to directly compete with the man in red
Boomstick: For this match we are only using the retro versions of our beloved mascots
Wiz: We will be using basically NOTHING from any future installment such as 3d titles
Boomstick: Strength vs Speed, Jumping vs Running, Human vs Animal, with all this being said, lets do this Mario vs Sonic intro one last time
Wiz: Today we have Jumpman, the Italian/Brooklyn monkey and reptile exterminator from Nintendo
Boomstick: And Classic Sonic, the original blue blur and radical dude from SEGA
Wiz: These two have fought multiple times, but its time for the old timers to put on a show of speed, fire, and pixels
Boomstick: Hes Wiz and Im Boomstick
Wiz: And we will compare these twos weapons, armor, and stats to see who would win a DEATH BATTLE
Jumpman, Pipes up, Climps up, JUMPS UP TO DEATH BATTLE[]
(Cue Super Mario Bros Theme Song)
Boomstick: Ah, the 1980s were a wonderful time. Kids with their weird hippy cloths and everyone spinning right round, baby, right round
Wiz: During the 1980s, arcades were on the rise, toppling the entertainment market by storm
Boomstick: Pac-man, Space Invaders, all those retro legacy characters
Wiz: And, of course, Jumpman, the oldest Mario brother, and before coming a plumber he was currently working as a Carpenter in Brooklyn, New York
Boomstick: As a Carpenter he did Carpenter things, he carried heavy hammers around, like really big hammers
Wiz: But being a normal Carpenter was the last thing Jumpman was. One time a Monkey got loose and kidnapped Jumpmans girlfriend. Pauline!
Boomstick: He got the name Jumpman after easily jumping over barrels, he would also use the hammers to break the barrels
Wiz: Luckily, Jumpman was skilled enough to deal with-
Boomstick: Some Monkey Business
Wiz:...yes, some Monkey business. He was able to save his girlfriend and trap the monkey.
Boomstick: Unfortunately that Monkey's son, Donkey Kong Jr, wanted to save his father, so just like Jumpman he climbed up towers and dropped the Carpenter off the tower. Most thought he was dead
Wiz: But he actually lived, and stopped calling himself by his nickname, he finally called himself Super Mario
Boomstick: He'd then finally become a plumber with his brother Luigi, they were called the Mario Bros. And No Mario isn't just being very egotistical. That's there actual last name, Mario Mario and Luigi Mario.
Wiz: But these evil turtles called Koopa Troopas were clogging up the pipes, they worked under the infamous King Bowser
Boomstick: He would chase the koopa king to his castle, where he had the princess toadstool locked up in a cage, also Jumpman and Pauline are no longer a couple anymore...Maybe?
Wiz: Mario would do this multiple times, like a lot of times!
Boomstick: How does this princess keep getting locked up
Feats[]
Wiz: Just like regular Mario, Retro Mario is one tough cookie. He can take hits from bullet bills and Bob-ombs and survive being in the blast radius of a Pow block which can shake the area around it
Boomstick: He can survive being squashed, pounded, falls from large heights, and falling of a construction building and landing on a metal beam
Wiz: One time he stood right next to an entire castle exploding and fairly easily lived through the blast. This blast brough the ENTIRE castle to just rubble
Classic Sonic, Rolls around at the speed of sound in DEATH BATTLE[]
(Cue Green Hill Zone)
Wiz: Nintendo was stomping the gaming industry, no one could stop the pixelated juggernaut
Boomstick: A smaller company, SEGA, needed a mascot that could knock the red capped plumber out off his socks and put SEGA at number 1
Wiz: It was a close race between Mr.Needlemouse and some bald scientist guy (More detail later) but in the end they went with the radical animal instead of the red outfitted doctor
Boomstick: They switched his name to Sonic, the gosh-darn hedgehog. fast, blue, and a attitude, he was a lot different then the silent jumper
Wiz: Sonic the hedgehog was a resident of Mobius, were an evil Doctor has crafted a scheme to take over the world
Boomstick: He stole little animals from there homes to power his machines of death, he started taken over the lush fields and replacing them with a metal terror
Wiz: Though he didn't account on a very fast blue mammal to be in his way, I think you all know by now that, yes Sonic is really fast
Boomstick: Classic Sonic is anywhere from 11 to 14, which is weird cause he looks a lot younger
Wiz: Sonic, though skilled, has friends to help him save Mobius, Tails is one of them, with his plane or tails he can fly Sonic around
Boomstick: And Knuckles, the original Sonic anti-hero, and red rival to Sonic
Wiz: Though none of them are as fast as the Blue Blur, there all still worthy partners
Boomstick: I mean, except Amy, shes pretty useless
Wiz: Sonic goes through multiple different "Zones" set up by the evil Eggman, destroying pure steel robots on his way.
Boomstick: Eggmans minions range anywhere from robot ladybugs or death machines from hell
Wiz: All of this work is for the Chaos Emeralds, mystical Emeralds that are extremely powerful
Boomstick: These Crystals are packed full of power, who ever has these rocks can possible take over the entire planet
Wiz: Thats the reason Eggman wants them and Sonic wants to keep them away...or use them, but we will talk about that later
Boomstick: Theres exactly 7 emeralds that all do the same thing, but theres a 8th, more powerful version which through the power off...chaos I guess keeps a island afloat
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DEATH BATTLE[]
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