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Winter Heights vs Are You Scared Yet? When two vile men who kill just for the fun of it cross paths, who will win and who will die?
Intro[]
Necro: Murder, the unlawful premeditated killing of another is often considered the ultimate crime. But what if someone killed with no rhyme or reason behind it? They would be one hell of a terrible person. But what if two such people existed? And even worse, what if they just so happened to cross paths?
KirbySakurai: A relentless fight to the death, that's what! Frank Bordert, The first Deerface killer and Lumberjack foreman and Winter Heights!
Necro: And Finn Meyer, The teenaged psychotic serial killer!
KirbySakurai: I'm Kirby Sakurai and He's Necro.
Necro: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find who would win a Death Battle!
Frank Bordert Masks Up for a Death Battle![]
Necro: Winter Heights, Maine. Population, One Hundred Twenty-Seven. Known mostly for it's lumber business, this town is pretty much exactly what you'd call a bump on the road. But if you were to look at it, really look, you'd find that the town is plagued by mysterious, unsolved disappearances, and that an air of unease has taken hold of this town.
KirbySakurai: Yeah, and wouldn't ya know it, an old Wendigo had decided to use the town as a kind of endless food supply, picking off any town members who wandered to far from the town's borders. And that's where today's combatant, Frank Bordert comes in.
Necro: Frank had an average upbringing. When he was twenty-eight, his father died and left his lumber company to Frank, so naturally he took over the family business whole heartedly, and the company thrives. Now, Frank's thirty four and he's helping fell trees, as times have been pretty rough lately. Frank got separated from the rest of his workers, and found himself face to face with the town's unforeseen tormentor, the Wendigo.
Finn Meyer Hunts Death Battle![]
KirbySakurai: James Wilson was your average run-of-the-mill college student. He had a best friend, slightly above average intelligence, worked at Kroger, you get the gist. Despite his average and boring life, he enjoyed it. So wouldn't you know it, he was the target of a sadist assailant who had a fondness for masks.
Necro: Enter Finn Meyer, today's combatant. Finn's backstory is unknown, all we know is that he is a relentless psychopath who dedicates himself to making his victim's last moments filled with terror and fear. All serial killers need to be strong enough to kill off their victims right? Well, Finn is no exception.
KirbySakurai: Finn can easily restrain and kill his victims, most of them including adults that should be able to struggle against him since he's a scrawny teenager. Eh, I don't think most adults can shatter a table in one hit, so it probably doesn't matter. Oh yeah, Finn shattered a table in one blow. Assuming this is a rectangular table, this would take 683 Kilojoules to pull off.
Necro: He also was able to hurt a guy who casually tanked a shotgun head-on, punch someone's lights out in one blow, can easily snap human necks, and smashed a man's skull in with one blow of a baseball bat. He's no pushover in durability either. He survived falling from a two-story building, being shot 6 times point-blank without any protection, ran over by a car, being stabbed in the neck, and having his leg shattered by a brick. Keep in mind, he was able to keep fighting after all of these instances!
HABIT: I know I'm late but a skinny teenager who is a remorseless killer, was he possibly inspired by or associated with Jeff the Killer?
Necro: No, but he is associated with but not a member of the cult o-
KirbySakurai: Spoilers, Necro! Anyway, surprisingly, he wasn't inspired by Jeff the Killer. I just had a hard time thinking of a design that didn't consist of a hoodie.
HABIT: I find that hard to believe.
KirbySakurai: What are you even doing here, HABIT?
HABIT: Fuck you too, I'm just here to steal your Pizza Hut gift card.
KirbySakurai: Wait, those ex-
HABIT: Of course they do, and now that I have it, I'm getting the fuck out of it. See ya later!
Necro: So, uh, that happened.
KirbySakurai: Yep. Anyway, Finn has shown some decent speed feats, such as being able to outrun cops and dodging a baseball swing, which at a low ball, can go 75 miles an hour.
Necro: The psycho teen can easily track down and kill people, as seen when he gave one of his victims a head start in a forest and still being able to find and kill them! His stealth is further shown when he sneaked in and out of houses and disappeared from sight within seconds, although how he disappeared from sight is ambiguous, as shown by the following quote.
James: My attacker inched closer and closer to me, the metal of his knife shining in the moonlight, knowing that there was no escape, I covered my eyes and waited for the blade to pierce my skin. After 5 seconds of this, I opened my eyes and saw that he was gone. My eyes darted around the trees, the masked maniac being nowhere in view.
KirbySakurai: Finn can bend fire to his will but cannot conjure it up himself, and he has used flames to his offensive and defensive advantage. The teenager has an ability that will cause double the amount of pain that his opponent caused them. For example, if someone stabbed Finn once, they would feel the pain of being stabbed twice.
Necro: Mr. Meyer can regenerate from the aforementioned durability feats, but all of these events take hours at best. Man, I'm starting to notice a lot of similarities between Finn and most slasher villains.
KirbySakurai: I mean, the weird possible teleportation that is usually used to taunt his victims? Barely uttering a word? Wearing a mask? He's basically teenage Michael Myers.
Necro: Right... Finn's weapons include a hunting knife, a Beretta M9, a lantern that he uses to manipulate fire, a wooden baseball bat that took from his victim's cold dead hands, and gasoline and matches that he uses for a last resort.
KirbySakurai: Finn has shown to be a decent tactician, his immediate attack is swinging for his opponent's cranium with his bat. He will beat the enemy with his bat until his opponent either dies or rips the bat out of his hand in which he will try to shank them to death with his knife. If this fails, Finn will attempt to widen the gap between him and his opponent by possibly teleporting or using his stealth to hide in the shadows where he will attempt to pick off his opponent with his Beretta M9. And if this doesn't work, Finn will cover the nearby area with gasoline as a last resort before launching flames at his opponent while defending himself by residing in a ring of fire. Once he decides his opponent is nice and crispy, he will lunge out at them, attempting to knock them to the floor before stabbing them in vital areas so he can attempt to make attempts of escape impossible. After this, he will go for the kill and stab them in the neck over and over again.
Necro: Despite his superhuman feats, Finn has his flaws. Meyer's gun only has a round of ammo and once the clip is empty, it's useless to him. Enough blunt force can kill him since he is still somewhat human. His regeneration and takes time, hours at best. He will drag on a fight if he is enjoying it but if he realizes that he is in danger, he will fight seriously. He lacks long-range options except for his gun, which has the aforementioned problem.
KirbySakurai: Despite his glaring problem, this mysteriously slasher is not one to be messed with.
James: I heard glass shatter and ran to my window. A young man, likely a young teenager, stood over the shattered window, glass coating the floor as he held a wooden bat with one hand and a circular moon mask with the other hand. Everything above his nose was covered by his hand and mask as he blankly stared at me. His monotone expression quickly changed as he smirked and put on the mask, before lightly tapping the bat against his hands and slowly walking towards me.