Dan Hibiki vs The Animatronics
This fight is for satire purposes and is a joke fight entirely
ROB: I can't believe we have to take the joke shift, but it's fine, cause we just came back from the hospital, so-
ROB and Game and Watch are both crushed by a steamroller.
DIO: WRRRRRRRRRYYYY!!!!!
Dan Hibiki: WOW! Finally, a fight I can win! Two weak characters fight in Human vs Machine, fists against pizza!
Dan: To sum up my life-
- Insert clip of Dan falling over schoolbag.*
Dan: NOT THAT ONE!
Sheldon Cooper vs Quagmire
Joe: awesome, Quagmire fights a nerd
Maui: rooting sheldon tho
- 1 Sheldon Cooper
- 2 Quagmire
- 3 fight
- 3.1 draw
- 4 post analysis
is a nerd who likes star wars or something idk
giggity
Quagmire gets in his car and so does Sheldon.
Sheldon and Quagmire get into a car crash, killing both.
Joe: They were surprisingly even, not gonna lie, having equal speed and AP.
Maui: this is a draw
Uncle Grandpa vs Robloxian vs Super Minecraft Kid
Joe Swanson: I FREAKIN HATE CRINGE ! COME ON!
Maui: calm down bro
- 1 super minecraft kid
- 2 robloxian
- 3 uncle grandpa
- 4 fight
- 4.1 win
- 5 post analysis
loves chica and has golden sword
is gay
omnipotent
robloxian: grrrrrrr i hate you
uncle grandpa: suck my good morning wood
smk: what
robloxian ponches smk, who takes out golden sword and decapitates roblox
`` STUPID MINECRAFT CLONE `` smk yells
uncle grandpa: good morning
smk decapitates uncle grandpa with chica sword
Joe: Everyone except Super Minecraft Kid was cringe, surprisingly. Maui: The winner is Super Minecraft Kid.
Saitama vs TOAA
- 1 introduction
- 2 saitama
- 3 the one above all
- 4 fight
- 4.1 ko
- 5 post-analysis
Joe Swanson: HEY PETER
Maui: IM NOT PETER BRO
Joe: i like omnipotence and these two are FREAKIN LIT BRO
he does funny one punch
god
saitama punches the one above all
the one above all doges
`` ok `` saitama says `` monkey ``
the one above all is angy
the one above all presses lightly on saitama
saitama disappears from existence
Joe: Saitama isn't omnipotent, idiots. Guess how many punchlines Saitama even did before he died? One punch.
Maui: the winner is the one above all