Description[]
Reverse Flash vs Pensuke. Former Allies deciding to backstab each other. Who is gonna win?
Prelude[]
Wiz: Pensuke, The Magic Message, also known as "The Message"
Boomstick: And Reverse Flash, A.K.A Professor Zoom
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armour, and skills, to find out who would win... A Death Battle.
Reverse Flash vs Pensuke[]
Fight[]
Combatants[]
Pensuke, Reverse Flash
Winner[]
Pensuke
Pensuke[]
Wiz: Pensuke, a once average incubator, found himself being kidnapped by cultists. Once the incident was over, he realized he was special and tried to force his way.
Boomstick: Look at him, what a joke! He looks like a snowflake
Wiz: Don't count him out just yet. Somehow he won, and he has fought almost all threats. Now that he is in power, he is currently anti defending yourself and against guns!
Boomstick: IS THAT TRUE!?!??!!??! IF THAT IS TRUE THEN HE IS WORSE THAN MY EX WIFE!!!
Wiz: It's true alright. Now, he is in power, and he has forced his way and brought back his regime into power
Boomstick: Well that sucks.
Wiz: Boomstick...
Boomstick: HE WON'T TAKE MY GUNS HE WON'T MAKE ME!!!! TRY AND TAKE IT PENSUKE YOU CAN'T HAVE IT YOU CAN'T HAVE MY GUNS!!!
Wiz: Fuc- oh, forget it. While Pensuke's combat style revolves around intimidation, even if he denies it and claims otherwise, his real specialty lies in his time manipulation abilities. He can rewind time to avoid fatal attacks, keep up with high-speed objects, slow down time, and even freeze it completely.
Boomstick: Really? And here I thought that only Homura can do that.
Wiz: As hard as it is to believe Boomstick, In Pensuke Files Lore, the Time Stands Still shield was designed and created by a being he calls "The Earflipper" to help preserve incubatorkind, but specifically his father, Pensuke. All Incubators worth their salt in the modern day has this ability, Pensuke being one of them.
Boomstick: Dang, that sucks.
Wiz: Right. As an Incubator, Pensuke has multiple bodies he calls spares. Even if you destroy one, there will be another that takes place, and he can sign contracts with boys to become magical boys, and they are taken into schools dominated by Pensuke to get "educated" at whatever Pensuke wants to promote to kids at the time.
Boomstick: "Education"? More like Indoctrination.
Wiz: Indeed. However, even Pensuke has his own weaknesses. Pensuke is arrogant, unimaginative, and uncreative and it shows in the Disney Star Wars movie.
Boomstick: Wait it has a movie? I didn't know. Was it really that bad?
Wiz: Yes. Pensuke is usually renowned for his exceptional IQ, rivaling his son, Septuse. Still, it is worth nothing if Pensuke rarely uses it.
Boomstick: Wait, Pensuke has a son? Does he have daughters too? If so, how much does he have?
Wiz: It is unknown, just like how many abilities he truly has. So much of Pensuke is a mystery even with so much of his past revealed in the open. A lot of things can happen in 50 billion years.
Boomstick: Nonetheless, Pensuke is undeniably a creep and very possibly a groomer. If you cross paths and sign a contract with him, you'll find your dignity running out of time.
Pensuke: Don't you care about the environment?
Reverse Flash[]
Wiz: In the world of the Justice League, there exists a remarkable man known as the Flash, possessing the title of the fastest man alive. However, in the depths of this chaotic universe, there emerges an individual who serves as the complete antithesis of our beloved hero - the Reverse Flash.
Boomstick: Ah yes, Eobard Thawne, the archenemy of Barry Allen, better known as the Flash. This twisted criminal hails from the 25th century, employing his brilliant mind as a sociopathic force of chaos. Through his nefarious time-traveling ventures, he constantly engages in a battle of wits and wills against his most despised adversary.
Wiz: What makes Eobard truly compelling is the meticulous engineering of his parents, ensuring his extraordinary intelligence from birth. As fate would have it, Eobard's family expanded with the arrival of his brother, Robern.
Boomstick: Get ready for a mind-boggling twist. Eobard actually went back in time and prevented the birth of his own brother!
Wiz: In his never-ending quest for power, Eobard stumbled upon an extraordinary substance known as Element Z. This mysterious element bestowed him with unparalleled super speed when he adorned a locket containing this incredible substance.
Boomstick: But wait, there's more! The Reverse Flash, in his insidious pursuits, actually harnessed the power to create his own Negative Speed Force. This enigmatic force exists as an extradimensional field of negative energy, capable of consuming any speedster connected to it through mere touch.
Wiz: Even in his physicality, Reverse Flash exceeds the limits of the average human. Incredibly balanced and coordinated, he defies the laws of motion while moving at superhuman velocities. Furthermore, he can endure the immense strain of such incredible speed without displaying any signs of weakness.
Boomstick: Like other speedsters, his exceptional regeneration abilities allow him to heal from injuries at an astonishing rate, outperforming any ordinary human.
Wiz: His reflexes surpass those of any mortal, enabling him to react swiftly to the swift movements of other speedsters like Barry Allen.
Boomstick: And as we all know, his mastery of time manipulation enables him to traverse through various points in history, effortlessly zipping through the past and future alike.
Wiz: In addition, Reverse Flash possesses the awe-inspiring ability to summon powerful sonic booms and shockwaves with just a mere snap of his fingers. A force to be reckoned with, much like the infamous Thanos.
Boomstick: Well, that's not all. Thawne's intellectual prowess extends far beyond his mastery of speed. He's an expert in various scientific fields, such as physics and chemistry. A cunning combination of brains and brawn.
Wiz: While his power is undeniably formidable, it's essential to acknowledge his staggering list of adversaries he has challenged throughout his malevolent career. From Barry Allen to Max Mercury and Jay Garrick, he has proven himself more than capable of facing off against formidable speedsters.
Boomstick: Of course, it's important to note that Reverse Flash does have his weaknesses. Superman, with his immense strength, can easily tag him, and the god-like Doctor Manhattan possesses the means to swiftly eliminate him. Yet, even with these chinks in his armor, he remains one of the most dangerous and feared criminals in existence.
Reverse-Flash: Innocent or guilty? In this twisted universe, everyone bears guilt. Death, a mere pause in the grand symphony of existence. And know this, lightning always strikes twice...
Pre-Death Battle[]
Wiz: All right, the combatants are set, lets end this debate once and for all.
Boomstick: IT’S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!
Death Battle[]
Comic Book Flash is sitting on a bench, reading a newspaper article about Movie Flash, one of his alternate universe counterparts, allegedly being framed for killing someone. As The Flash starts to speak.
Comic Book Flash: Guilty or Not Guilty, we can all agree that The Flash movie sucked, no?
Reverse Flash (Professor Zoom) is sitting on a bench, reading a newspaper article talking about the same topic. That is hardly surprising, as both The Flash and Reverse Flash were reading newspapers from the same source, and it was called "Pass The Post Of The Flying White Planet". It's motto... "Silence Is Violence, Democracy Dies In Darkness, And Darkness Is Whatever I Say It Is"!
Pensuke (In the Newspaper): Breaking news! The Flash Movie is good as that was a movie directed in secret and created, also in secret by a stunning and brave and inspirational and inspiring Litch Of Color called "Spin O Wheelo Litch". You should watch it for the diversity. Anyways, I was surprisingly shocked and betrayed by someone that was close to me. Someone who may or may not have assassinated a certain ally of convenience of... The Earflipper. The name of this seemingly "bold" soul's name is... Eobard Thawne... also known as Professor Zoom, also known as... Reverse Flash. He is rumored to be "involved in a conspiracy" against... The Earflipper, when Reverse Flash posted a mean video on YouTube called "The Flash Movie Sucked" and said random garbage in the video I was unable to understand. That is so offensive and Incubator Supremacist I can't even. I am unable to know what you are talking about Professor Zoom. I can only say one thing. Reverse Flash is a Gun Totting, Far Up In The Clouds, Far Up There Imperialist Groomer, Cultural Supremacist, Kyubey Sympathizer, no supporter who is literally worse than The Earflipper! An Earflipper supporter! This bashing of this inspiring movie is proof! This man is a threat to our democracy. How can you say otherwise? This guy is a threat to Democracy ... (crumpling sounds get made)
Reverse Flash (starts to speak): What a load of Rubbish
(Meanwhile In Movie Flash Cell)
Pensuke (Appears)
Movie Flash: Who are you?
Pensuke: I am Pensuke. Wanna sign a contract and become a magical boy?
Movie Flash: IKR!!! Sounds cool! What do I need to do?
Pensuke: Make a wish!
(Movie Flash becomes a magical boy)
Reverse Flash stops abruptly as Pensuke appears before him, his gaze fixed upon his prey.
Pensuke: (Serious tone) Professor Zoom, your betrayal is stunning. I won't let you escape from your crime! Y O U A R E I N M Y W A Y!!!
Reverse Flash: Ah, how predictable of you. I do all that you pay me to do but once I have done what you ask, I am now in your way. But you, little guy, don't stand a chance against me. (Shows bloodied hand)
[The atmosphere becomes tense as both combatants prepare for the showdown. Suddenly, the fight begins.]
FIGHT!
Pensuke summons his spares, staying into his diplomacy form. He materializes her ships to come to the Earth.
Reverse Flash: Don't underestimate the might of a speedster.
Reverse Flash dashes towards Pensuke at incredible speed, almost reaching him in an instant. However, Pensuke uses her teleportation abilities to teleport away from him.
Reverse Flash: All Empires Rise and Fall. This is true of your empire too, or as you delusionally call it, your "Republic". In time, Time will not be your ally.
Pensuke: I don't know what you are talking about. Time.. is my ally today.
(Meanwhile, Kyubey is talking to Mami in Tea Time)
Kyubey: May I come in?
Mami: Sure, you may come in, Kyubey San.
Kyubey: May I have a cup of tea?
(Meanwhile)
Pensuke "strategically" retreats from Reverse Flash's punches and kicks, at least that is what the news is saying. According to the news, his movements are almost imperceptible due to technological advances. Using his ships, Pensuke creates several projectiles around Reverse Flash, setting them to explode simultaneously.
Pensuke: It's time for you to face the consequences.
Reverse Flash: Bold statements, for someone who has faced virtually none!
As the bombs explode, Reverse Flash is caught off guard and knocked back. But in an impressive display of his immense speed, he quickly recovers and charges at Pensuke once again.
Reverse Flash: You may control space and time, but speed is the ultimate power!
Pensuke in retaliation punches and kicks become a blur as he relentlessly attacks Reverse Flash. However, Pensuke uses her shield to block Reverse Flash's counterattack, protecting himself against the onslaught. With each strike, Pensuke becomes increasingly frustrated.
Reverse Flash: You may have technology, but I am quite persistent.
Pensuke retreats momentarily and gets more ships
Reverse Flash: I won't hold back any longer.
(Meanwhile)
Kyubey: Mami, Homura is dead!
Mami: No way! I hope Kyoko and Sayaka are okay
Nagisa: Mami! Mami!
Mami: What is it Nagisa?
Nagisa: LOOK! (Shows the dead bodies of Sayaka and Kyoko)
Mami (Holds her mouth in shock)
(Meanwhile)
Reverse Flash takes aim and fires, his bullet traveling at incredible speed. But to his astonishment, Pensuke teleports away from, seemingly phasing through it, rendering his attack useless.
Pensuke: Is that all you've got? You're too weak to stop me!
With a wicked smile, Reverse Flash races towards Pensuke, his hand vibrating at super speed. He slashes through his shield before phasing his hand through his hand, causing intense pain.
Pensuke: (grimaces) You won't get away with this!
Pensuke then creates a lot of traps and teleports away! Angering Reverse Flash!
Reverse Flash: Let this be your end, Pensuke!
In the midst of the chaos, Pensuke is caught off guard by Reverse Flash's time bomb explosion, leaving him momentarily vulnerable. Seizing the opportunity, Reverse Flash attempts to strike him down. However, in a moment of desperation, Reverse Flash phases through Septuse as Septuse finishes a banana. Pensuke pushes Septuse, barely staying alive. The banana will be relevant.
Reverse Flash: You're too predictable, snowflake.
With Pensuke weakened and unable to move, Reverse Flash charges at Pensuke and then... flips on a banana peel.
Pensuke (In an armor) then phases through Reverse Flash's body, forcefully taking Reverse Flash's brain!
Reverse Flash: (gasping) No... I won't... let you...
Pensuke smirks triumphantly as he swiftly retreats, leaving Reverse Flash lying lifelessly in the park.
Somehow Pensuke's brain got "accidentally" destroyed by Septuse. They have a big argument.
As the dust settles, Both disappears into the distance, Pensuke having completed his objective of eliminating the speedster.
K.O!
Conclusion[]
Wiz: While Reverse Flash is a formidable speedster capable of time paradox manipulation, Pensuke possesses ungodly speed and intellect that provide him a significant edge in battle.
Speed: Pensuke can teleport, and his tech can make him more faster.
Tactical Intellect: Pensuke has a keen strategic mind, using his knowledge of the past and future to gain an advantage over his opponents. He can analyze and adapt to situations swiftly, which can make him incredibly difficult to predict. Reverse Flash's time paradox manipulation may provide him with some information about future events, but Pensuke in battle is unpredictable with his ideas on how to win changing on a whim, which is a similarity between Pensuke and Reverse Flash.
Combat Skills: While Reverse Flash is a skilled and resourceful fighter, Pensuke has extensive combat training and experience. He has gone toe-to-toe with some of the most experienced Pensuke Files Incubators, including the Earflipper himself. Pensuke fighting prowess coupled with his hax allows him to land devastating blows quickly, overwhelming Reverse Flash in ranged combat.
While Reverse Flash is a formidable opponent with his time paradox manipulation abilities, it is Pensuke's combination of teleportation, tactical intellect, combat skills, technological advancements, and time manipulation that ultimately give him the upper hand against him. His strategic mindset and combat expertise, allows him to exploit her weaknesses and emerge victorious in their encounter.
Boomstick: I guess you can say Pensuke really "reversed" Reverse Flash's fate!
Wiz: The Winner is Pensuke