(If it wasn't clear, this is an April Fools special)
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SpongeBob SquarePants vs Mario Bros.! Two iconic mascots who receive the worst downplay will determine who's superior...by using their downplayed versions.
Downplayed SpongeBob Struggles to Lift Marshmallows in DEATH BATTLE![]
Boomstick: SpongeBob SquarePants is the- Actually, forget it. Unless you live in North Korea, you should know who he is by now. So let's get to the good stuff.
Wiz: SpongeBob is perhaps the weakest Nicktoon character, rivaling only Lincoln Loud. First off, SpongeBob is only strong enough to lift up both marshmallows and teddy bears, which he STRUGGLES against.
Boomstick: Got that right, Wiz. In fact, because SpongeBob downplayers tend to have some heavy bias, we're gonna ignore how every single cartoon character regularly has gag moments that portray them as weak.
Wiz: SpongeBob once got overpowered by seagulls and The Cyclops, even though they would logically upscale, not to mention humans in the SpongeBob-verse are consistently portrayed as superhuman, so one failure shouldn't mean ALL of them are normal! But we'll ignore these arguments anyway!
Pop-Up: Although those are only two instances, VSBattles will rip you to shreds if you try to point out how those scenes are just examples of plot-induced stupidity.
Boomstick: We're also gonna ignore how small doesn't automatically equal weak, because SpongeBob is canonically four inches tall according to his driver's license. So SURELY this means he would struggle against the average human - including Redditors.
Wiz: Wait, but Kirby is around the same size, and he's capable of cracking planets at the very wo-
(A gun is heard being loaded up)
Wiz: Uhh, what I meant to say was that at best, SpongeBob only peaks out at wall level because VSBattles said so. No exceptions.