Dream smp vs RWBY! Two teams of four, weird, uniqe and crazy heroes/anti-heroes will be going head to head! But who will win? The SBI or RWBY?
Let's find out![]
Ezra: Tommyinnit, Wilbur soot, Philza minecraft and Technoblade, the four members of Sleepy bois inc.
Luke: Ruby rose, Yang xiao Long, Blake belladonna and Weiss Schnee, the leaders of team RWBY.
Ezra: In a crazy world of monsters and villains, your going to need a team. And these two teams are some of the most famous. But who will win? The MCC winners, or the Beacon academy's greatest team? Let's find out!
Luke: He's Ezra and I'M Luke!
Ezra: And it's our job to analyse their weapons, armour and skill to find out who would win...
A TEAM BASED DEATH BATTLE!
Sleepy bois inc (SBI)[]
Luke: The Dream smp. Home to some of the funniest people on the face of the planet, some of the most skilled warrioers, and two of the strongest teams in the world: The Dream team, consisting of GeorgeNotFound, Sapnap and (Of course) Dream. BUT, there is one team that could oppose them. The Sleepy bois inc.
Ezra: The actual name "Sleepy bois inc." actually originates from a tweet from the oldest member, Philza minecraft. Philza can-
Luke: Wait, who just names their kid "Philza minecraft"?
Ezra: Actually, his real name is Philip "Phil" Watson. He came up with the name Ph1lzA, or Philza, and the creator of miencraft, Notch, is a homophobic bitch, so the community have officially made Philza the creator of Minecraft. Hence his iconic name: Philza minecraft.
Luke: he has Forkza, his trident, Bowza, his bow, Gunza, his crossbow, Philza hiasobi benihime, which is his sword, and the name "hiasobi benihime" is actually the character Philza's skin is based off of. And he has Shieldza, which actually has the legendary Antartic empire flag on it.
Ezra: He can fly with his wings, destroy Bedrock with his lasers, become anything he kills, crap out tnt, survive being just a head, and since Minecraft dungeons is canon in the minecraft-verse (Since Steve and Alex do indeed appear as playable characters), then he get's quite a lof of weapons. But he also has his captain America transformation.
Luke: Like the torment quiver, which allows him to shoot arrows through walls, firework arrows allow him to cause more destruction than TNT, and even steal people's souls to power some of his powerful weapons.
Ezra: Like the corrupt beacon, which is essentially a soul filled laser, the updraft toem allows him to yeet his foes into the air, dealing big damage, the healing potion helps him recover from a DIP IN LAVA.
Luke: the Harvester let's out a soul filled explosion and the soul lantern allows him to summon a soul wizard, which deals rapid fire damage! And that's just Philza! the next one up, is who else but Wilbur soot.
Ezra: Wilbur is the genius of the team, being a master manipulator, and planning the destruction of L'manburg. He has Chekhov's Gun, his crossbow, that was also reffered to the button that was pressed so that L'manburg was destroyed.
luke: he also has his two swords, the pogtopia stabber, and lore. He can do almost everything else Philza could, which also includes stuff like having the chest scissors, which can take literaly organs out of people's body's, jump high into the sky, and even slow down time, plus he has his ant-man transformation
Ezra: Next up is the main protagonist of the DSMP, Tommyinnit. Tommy is hyper, cocky, energetic and probably the most heroic one here. He has his netehrite sword, otheriwse known as Big man sword. He also has Chekhov's Gun, which is just a crossbow, the Spider-man transformation.
Luke: He can also fire the beadrock destroying lasers, jump to the sky limit, shit out tnt, surgically take out organs and bones out of people, and everything else that Philza and Wilbur has.
Ezra: And finally, the most powerful and skilled member: technoblade.
Luke: you think that Philza, Wilbur and Tommy are skilled? Then you haven't heard or seen of Technoblade. He's won Mcc two times, Minecraft monday FOUR times, claimed the title for the most skilled player in ALL OF MINECRAFT and even had a 1,818 win streak in bed wars, before he he lost on purpose becuase AND I quote: It was no longer fun.
Ezra: Considering the fact that there are eight teams (We can subtract one team, cause that's Techno's team) and four players on each team, we can multiply that to get how mnay players are in the average bedwars: 28. THEN we can multiply it by his win streak to see how many nerds he'd have to slay to get such a kill count.
Luke: Which in this case, is a jaw dropping 50,904 players, he had to kill to get his infamous 1,818 kill streak! Jesus, no wonder he's the blood god!
Ezra: And he's shockingly skilled, to. He, alongside two other players, fought a 3v21, which means he had to be fighting at least 7 players each, he defeated Dream, who held the previous title of greatest player in minecraft, he's even fought in wars!
Luke: But unfortinetly, they have their flaws.
Team RWBY[]
Pre-fight[]
Luke: All right, the combatants are set, so let's end this debate once and for all!
Ezra: it time for a DEATH BATTLE!
Fight[]
(Unknown cave, Thursday ??:??)
Philza minecraft mined away the last bit of stone that sealed the cave, and looked around, as he called back to the other's: "There are a few monsters in here, but none we can't deal with!"
Suddenly, like a blur, most of the monsters were chopped in half, as Technoblade appeared, blood dripping from his blade. "You were saying?" Techno asked cockily.
From the hole that Techno and Phil can from, walked out Tommyinnit and Wilbur soot, looking around the old temple. "Well, atleast the old people had a sense of flair." Wilbur commented, as he saw the battles put along the walls.
"C'mon fellas!" Tommy yelled. "Dreamxd said that the portal was in an ancient temple. We checked the nether fortress, and the end city, so it has to be here!" Tommy said, as he walked down the hallway, with Wilbur and Techno hot on his tale. The only one actually investigating the other rooms was Techno, who was taking his sweet, sweet time.
Suddenly, Techno yelled, which prompted the others to dash back. Suddenly, they were face to face with the very portal that they had searched for. A big, square potral, like a nether portal, but instead of their purple glow, this one had a white glow emitting from it.
"Whoa. I was expecting this to be... bigger." Philza commented. "So... who's going to go first?" Tommy asked, as the four members looked around at each other. "DIBS ON SENDING TECHNO FIRST!" Philza, Wilbur and Tommy yelled, as Techno jumped back in shock. "HEH?! ... Fine." Techno said, as he slowly walked into the portal.
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Suddenly, Techno's head popped out of the portal, and said: "good news guys: They have central heating here." Techno said, as he popped back in. This prompted Tommy to dash in after the blood god, which made both WIlbur and Philza to groan and dash in after them.
(Beacon academy, Thursday 15:24 am.)
Ruby rose skipped into the new gymnasium, eager to try out their latest equipment. Behind her was Yang xiao long, weiss schnee, and swinging from above was Blake belladonna.
Beacon academy had installed their latest gymnasium, so that they could boost their agility, and allow them to train their reactionary speeds. They had just arrived, and were surveing the equipment, before a bright light exploded from one of the rooms, which caught everybody's eye.
"Whoa! What was that?!" Ruby asked, as the four members approached the door. "Not quite sure." Yang asked, but before she could continue, somebody opened the door walked through. This man was dressed in red, with a sword that dripped with blood, and a cape that was red. Blood red.
Then another person charged through the door, this one dressed in red and white, and seemed hyper and energetic, then two more came through. One with wings bigger then Yang, while also dressed in green, and the final person was smoking a cigarete, dressed in brown, and had a white streak in his hair.
"Whoa! We eneded up in a... gymnasium?" The one in red and white asked, as the other three looked around. "Apparently so Tommy." The one in brown said, as the one in green noticed the four lady's starring at the peculiar line up infront of them. "Uh... Hello there!" Philza called out to the four. "Who are you, and what are you doing here?" The oldest one, Yang, asked.
"We're just explorers, searching for riches, and we just happened to stumble across a portal that brought us here. We don't mean any harm." The one in brown said. "Well, if that's the case, why is your sword dripping with blood?" Blake asked, as Techno fumbled for an answer.
(Cue: Thunder shroud at 00:19)
(Cue diabolical despicable me at 00:17)
Results[]
If team RWBY wins
Luke: The Sleepy bois tried their hardest, but in the end, they were blown sky high, left seeing black and white, alongside being red like roses.
The winner, is team RWBY.
If Sleepy bois inc wins
Ezra: Beacon acadey's greatest students tried their hardest, but when they faced SBI, their defeat was rather pog. a revive book ain't gonna help them come back from this!
The winner, is Sleepy bois inc.