YOUTUBER BATTLE ROYALE! Who will win out of all these chaotic youtubers? Will Spycakes eat the others up like cake? Will Therussianbadger "tactically" nuke them? Will Socksfor1's plans go perfectly?
Let's find out![]
Erza: TheRussianBadger, the chaotic neutral youtuber who does anything crazy for fun.
Nathan: Spycakes, the defender of Earth from aliens, demons, and everything else inbetween.
Lucky: Socksfor1, the manhunting king.
TheRussianBadger is Chunky, yet funky, and launches the stonks in Death battle![]
Behold! Probably the most chaotic youtuber out of the bunch, he plays pretty much any game he runs into, and OH BOY, does he make them 10X better!
He has done quite a few epic things, such as:
Feats[]
- Saved the entirety of Washington D.C, along side Heavenly, Eekaj, Grouse and Jello.
- Fought his way out of multiple giant zombie hordes.
- Shot Yoshi with a smith & wesson 5000.
- Can shrug off being hit by cars, shot by snipers, being blown up repeatedly, and getting clawed at.
- Shrugged off being in the blast radius of a nuclear bomb.
- Casually steals nuclear weapons.
- Can smack people into orbit with a COMEDICALLY LARGE SPOON, and with that same spoon, smack people outta existance, and can set people on fire with said spoon, and said spoon weighs 24K.
- powerful enough to wield the Infinity gauntlet.
- Has robbed countless banks, stolen dozens of pricless artifacts, and has killed countless people.
- fast enough to throw a grenade, then run fast enough to almost get blown up, by said grenade.
- Tanked a punch from Thanos.
- Shot somebody off a bike.
- Survive a fall from orbit.
- Can noscope people outta the air.
- Skilled enough to defeat people with military style training.
- Fought in vietnam, world war 2 and ohmaha beach.
- Can fight in pretty much any enviroment.
- Broke somebody's jaw, while they were in a spartan suit.
- can outrun an A10 warthhog, which can move at 420 mph, needler shots, and can see what weapon a person is using, land on the ground, then run the F away before they have a chance to pull the trigger.
- Can fight (And best) people who can lift the entire D.C METRO AREA, which weighs 9,098,904,926.25 tons, or (Converting it to tons of tnt) 9 gigatons of tnt.
- Stole the Goddamn decleration of independence with his friends.
- Defeated Stan "Chunky" dawson, Master sergent Steve "Junior" Quiroz, Kermit, Spiderman, Rey, (With a flamethrower, and with assistance from Kylo ren)
- Can fight on par with people like Master chief, Kirby,
- Can move at around 513 mph, 1,846 km, or mach 2.
- Defeated the ENTIRE DRAGON POPULATION OF SKYRIM.
- Defeated the plant eaters, people who could... Eat planets.
- Some of his WEAKER weapons can casually destroy buildings, and others can destroy suns, and are comparable to the hammer of dawn, which burned 90% of Sera, killed billions of Humans and an untold number of Locust on the surface, leveled thousands of cities, and decimated scores of plant and animal life.
Arsenal[]
- Giant golden spoon (Can set people on fire)
- Has countless assault guns and shotguns
- Machine gun
- Special speed giving mustard.
- Rocket launcher
- Flame thrower, which can reduce people to atoms.
- Dynamite
- Glock 19
- M1 Abram's.
- Double Barret chambered 50 bmg.
- Mossberg 12 gauge tactical shotgun.
- Grenade launcher
- Halo sword
- Halo armour
- Swarm grenades
- Seaker grenade
- Vault tec targeting system, or V.A.T.
- 9mm.
- .45acp, which is powerful enough to directly attack somebody's soul.
- 18ft extended barrel with an ACOG on his taser.
- A goddamn surpressed minigun with a goddamn scope on it.
- Glockinator
- Liberating M16
- STG-44
- The Promise (Which is esentially and explosive crossbow.)
- Really big Barret
- AWPS-70U
- A-12
- AK-2K47
- AK-47
- AKS-74U
- AUG
- Auto Revolver
- Automatic Crossbow
- AWP
- AWPS-74U
- Ballistic Shield
- Ballistic Shields
- Balloon Crossbow
- Barrett
- Baton
- Beam-AR
- Beam-DMR
- Beam-Sniper
- Beretta 93R
- Black Katana
- Blunderbuss
- Boxing Glove
- Browning M2
- Burstgun
- Cleaver
- Crossbow
- Crossbow Pistol
- Crowbar
- Crusader Sword
- Cursed Famas
- Desert Eagle
- Double Shot
- FAL
- Famas
- Fireowork Crossbow
- Fish
- Flintlock
- Flying Blunderbuss
- G18c
- Garand
- Gaussbow
- Glockinator
- Glue gun
- Grappling Hook
- H1
- Hand Gun
- HandCannon
- Hardballer
- Harpoon
- Holy Sword
- Inflatable Hammer
- Jarl Axe
- Kar98K
- Katana
- Knife
- Liberating AA-12
- Liberating Barrett
- Liberating Garand
- Liberating M16
- Liberating m1911
- Liberating M1a1-Thompson
- Liberating Mini Gun
- Luger-P08
- M14
- M16
- M1911
- M1918-BAR
- M1a1-Thompson
- M8
- Mac-10
- Mega Gun
- MG-42
- MGL
- Mini Gun
- MissileLauncher
- Money maker mac
- Money Stack
- Mossberg-500
- Mossberg-5000
- MP-40
- MP-44
- MP5-K
- Musket
- P90
- PPSH-41
- Rainmaker
- Rapier
- Real Gun
- Really Big Barrett
- Really Big Deagle
- Revolver
- Revolver (Badger)
- Rocket Launcher
- S7
- Sabre
- Sawed-off Shotgun
- SCAR-H
- Shallow Pot With Long Handle
- Shovel
- Smoke Rocket Launcher
- Sniper Shotgun..?
- Spell Book
- Taser
- Taser AWP
- Taser Ballistic Shield
- Taser Crossbow
- Taser Crusader Sword
- Taser Fish
- Taser Jarl Axe
- Taser Mini Gun
- Taser Mossberg-500
- Taser Musket
- Tec-9
- The Arnold
- The Promise
- UMP-45
- Vector
- Viking Axe
- VSS
- Water Gun
- Weapons comparison
- Weights
- Winchester-Model1886
- Wind up pistol
- Z4
- Black Hole Grenade
- Implosion grenade
- Launch pad Grenade
- Fire grenade
- Orbital strike/tase grenade
- Splinter grenade
- Stun grenade
- Healing grenade
- Has a healing gun
- Tier 1 Armor
- Tier 1 Helmet
- Tier 2 Helmet
- Has a 12 barrel machine gun, powerful enough to send the user uncontrolable flying into the air.
- Firework launcher
- Assault rifle
- MA40 Assault rifle
- Battle rifle
- BR75
- Hydra
- Sniper rifle
- S7 Sniper
- M41 SPNKR
- VK78 Commando
- Skewer
- Scrap cannon
- Shock rifle
- Stalker rifle
- Disruptor
- MK50 Sidekick
- CQS48 Bulldog
- Pulse Carbine
- Sentinel Beam
- Heatwave
- Cindershot
- Ravager
- Mangler
- Plasma Pistol
- Needler
- Energy Sword
- Gravity Hammer
- Grappling hook
- ACR
- Enhanced ACR-E
- Tactical ACR
- Classic FAL
- Military SA-58
- Tactical SA-58
- Sniper turret
- Military G36
- G36 C
- G36 Enhanced
- SCAR-L
- SOCOM SCAR-L
- Tactical MK16
- Police M4
- Lightweight M4
- LVOA
- Military P416
- Custom P316 G3
- EMT P416
- Hazmat P416
- JTF P416
- Caduceus
- Liberator
- Warlord
- Urban MDR
- Bullfrog
- M1911
- Tactical M1911
- M45A1
- Centurion
- Sapi plates
- M32 rotary grenade launcher
- AA-12
- AA-12 Brazilian World Cup
- AA-12 Spec Ops Mk01
- ACR
- ACR Christmas
- ACR CQB Classic
- ACR CQB Classic Crown
- ACR CQB Classic Gold
- ACR CQB Custom
- ACR Crown
- ACR Crown (Old)
- ACR Gold
- ACR SPR
- AK Alpha
- AK Alpha Gold
- AK-103
- AK-103 Basic
- AK-103 City
- AK-103 Shiny Metal Set
- AK-12
- AK-12 Gold
- AK-12 Python
- AK-15 Custom
- AK-15 Custom Gold
- AK-47
- AK-47 Custom
- AK-47 Gold
- AK-47 Mafioso
- AK-9
- AK-9 Anniversary
- AK-9 Shiny Metal Set
- AKS-74U
- Alpine
- Alpine Christmas
- Alpine Neon
- Alpine Special
- AM-17
- AM-17 Gold
- AMB-17
- AMB-17 Gold
- AMP DSR-1
- AMP DSR-1 Custom
- AN-94 Abakan
- AN-94 Abakan Gold
- Anakon Semi-Automatic Shotgun
- Arcus
- Arcus Megadez (Delta Server)
- Arcus Scout (Delta Server)
- Arcus Tactics (Delta Server)
- Army Knife
- Army Knife Anti-Cyborg
- AS Val
- AS Val Custom
- AS Val Gold
- AS50
- AS50 Crown
- AS50 Crown (Old)
- AS50 Gold
- Category:Assault Rifles
- AT308
- AT308 Custom
- AT308 Custom Gold
- AUG A3
- AUG A3 9mm XS
- AUG A3 9mm XS Custom
- AUG A3 9mm XS Neon
- AUG A3 9mm XS Winter Camo
- AUG A3 Hbar
- AUG A3 Hbar Winter Camo
- AWM
- AWM Anniversary
- AWM Basic
- AWM Brazilian World Cup
- AWM Gold
- AWM Korea Anniversary
- AWM Mafioso
- AWM Winter Camo
- AWP
- AX308
- AX308 Crown
- AX308 Gold
- B&T MP9
- Balisong Knife
- Balisong Knife Gold
- Barrett M107
- Barrett M107 Anniversary
- Barrett M98B
- Barrett MRAD Mk22
- Barrett MRAD Mk22 Gold
- Battle Cleaver
- Benelli M4 Classic
- Benelli M4 Classic Anniversary
- Benelli M4 Custom
- Benelli M4 Custom Gold
- Benelli MR1
- Benelli MR1 Gold
- Benelli Nova tactical
- Benelli Nova Tactical Winter Camo
- Benelli Super Black Eagle 3
- Benelli Super Black Eagle 3 Gold
- Beretta ARX160
- Beretta ARX160 Gold
- Beretta M9
- Beretta M9 Anniversary
- Beretta M9 Crown
- Beretta M9 Crown (Old)
- Beretta M9 U.S. Set
- Beretta M93R
- Beretta MX4 Storm
- Black Hawk
- Black Hawk Spec Ops Mk01
- Browning High Power
- Bushmaster BA50
- Bushmaster BA50 Gold
- Calico M950
- Calico M951S
- Calico M955A
- Calico M955A Winter Camo
- Calico M960A
- Candy Knife
- CDX-MC Kraken
- CDX-MC Kraken Gold
- CheyTac M200
- CheyTac M200 Special
- CheyTac M200 Winter Camo
- Chiappa Triple Threat
- Chiappa Triple Threat Gold
- Christmas AS50
- Christmas Beretta M9
- Christmas Cobray Striker
- Christmas Daewoo K1
- Christmas Firecracker
- Classic Soviet Knife
- Cleaver
- Cleaver-Saw
- Cobalt Kinetics EDGE Rifle
- Cobalt Kinetics Stealth Pistol
- Cobalt Kinetics Twenty-Seven
- Cobray Striker
- Cobray Striker Anniversary
- Cobray Striker Jungle
- Cobray Striker Special
- COLT Python Elite
- Crye Precision SIX12
- CZ 75 Czechmate Parrot
- CZ 75 Czechmate Parrot Crown
- CZ 75 Czechmate Parrot Gold
- CZ 75-Auto
- CZ 75-Auto Gold
- CZ 805 BREN A2
- CZ 805 BREN A2 Gold
- CZ 805 G1
- CZ Scorpion EVO 3 A1
- CZ Scorpion EVO 3 A1 Gold
- CZ Scorpion EVO 3 A1 Python
- Daewoo K1
- Daewoo K1 Crown
- Daewoo K2
- Daewoo K2 Korea Anniversary
- Daewoo K3
- Daewoo K5
- Daewoo K5 Korea Anniversary
- Daewoo K7
- Daewoo K7 Korea Anniversary
- Derya MK-10 VR 102
- Derya MK-10 VR 102 Special Pharaoh
- Desert Eagle
- Desert Eagle Camo
- Desert Eagle Christmas
- Desert Eagle Crown
- Desert Eagle Crown (Old)
- Desert Eagle Gold
- Desert Eagle Mafioso
- Desert Tech MDR-C
- Desert Tech MDR-C Gold
- DP-12
- DP-12 Gold
- DP-27
- DP-27 Gold
- Dragunov SR
- Dragunov SR Jungle
- Dragunov SR Shiny Metal Set
- Dragunov SR Special Shadow
- Dreadful Cleaver
- DSA SA58 SPR
- DVL-10 M2
- Electrobaton Sheriff
- Enfield L85A2 Custom
- Enfield L85A2 Custom Gold
- Executor Knife
- F90 MBR
- F90 MBR Crown
- F90 MBR Gold
- Fabarm P.S.S.10
- Fabarm S.A.T. 8 Pro
- Fabarm S.A.T. 8 Pro Gold
- Fabarm STF 12 Compact
- Fabarm STF 12 Compact Cyber Slayer
- Fabarm STF 12 Compact Gold
- Fabarm STF 12 Short Classic
- .44 Mag Semi-Auto
- 1911 TACOPS
- 416-C Carbine
- 417
- 552 Commando
- 556xi
- 6P41
- 9mm C1
- 9×19VSN
- ACS12
- AK-12
- AK-47
- AK-74
- ALDA 5.56
- AR-15.50
- AR33
- ARX200
- AUG
- AUG Para
- Bailiff 410
- Ballistic Shield
- Bearing 9
- Benelli M3
- BOSG.12.2
- C75 Auto
- C7E
- C8-SFW
- CAMRS
- Commando 9
- CSRX 300
- Desert Eagle
- DP27
- F90
- FAMAS
- Five-seven
- FMG-9
- FO-12
- G36C
- GSh-18
- HK21
- ITA12L
- ITA12S
- K1A
- Keratos .357
- L85
- LFP586
- LMG-E
- DC-15LE
- FWMB-10K
- TL-50
- T-21
- A280
- CR-2
- EL-16HFE
- E-11D
- Bluurg-1120
- S-5
- SE-44C
- DL-18
- G125 Projectile Launcher (With a Tri barrel launcher)
- ST-W48 Blaster rifle (With a heat seaking quarrel blast)
- D-93 Incinerator with an alt fire.
- Assault rifle
Powers[]
- Immortality (Beat two men to death while on 0 HP.)
- Spell book with multiple spells, such as:
| Track | Creates a red orb that moves over terrain and through walls to reach the nearest enemy. Leaves a visible trail behind it. | ≈15s | |
| Reveal | Shows the locations of people through walls in a large radius where it’s fired. | ||
| Orb of Sight | Shoots a ball you can look from | ||
| Gust | Creates a powerful gust of wind that can launch other players ~50m and knock them over | 5s | |
| Teleport | Fires a purple projectile with heavy bullet drop teleports you to it’s location when it lands. | ≈10s | |
| Summon Rock | Rock appears and slams down where the projectile lands ~0.75 seconds after the projectile impacts. When the rock lands, great damage is dealt to anything within ~1.5M of it, lethal without strong health blessings. | ≈7s | |
| Healing Aura | Briefly creates an aura around you that will quickly you or anyone around you. Similar to aHealing Grenade except the aura is locked on to your location. | ||
| Magic Missile | Shotgun-like blast of purple projectiles | ||
| Fire ball | Creates a damaging aura upon impact which functions like a smaller version of Fire Grenade | ||
| Icebolt | Creates a damaging aura on impact that functions like a smaller version of snow grenade | ||
| Mirage | Sends out a random number of clones that move around | ||
| Speed Aura | Accelerating aura that is locked to your location as you move, greatly increases movement for anybody inside the aura. (≈4s) | 10s | |
| Gravity Field | Shoots a projectile heavily weighted by gravity that on impact creates a large dark cylinder with yellow streaks, which grows to be about 40m in diameter and 200m in height, half of that usually being underground. All persons within the cylinder become weightless and actually float up slowly for as long as they are inside. | ||
| Blinding Light | Sends out a slowly moving light that blinds anyone in a ~60 degree cone in front of it. Anyone in the beam looking in its direction has their screen turning white, which happens faster the closer they are to the orb. | ≈20s |
- Can smack the calcium outta people
- Can steal people's souls, and use them to either start the appocolapse or clease himself of debuffs.
- Has a buff that TRILPES his mag size
- Can sextuple jump.
- He can heal himself by saying his catchphrase
- Has a F-ING WALL HACK
- Can move 300% faster than the avergae human, or 39 Mph.
- Can effectively turn off gravity, and turn it on to the point you have cinder blocks for feet.
- Infinite ammo
- Increase the size of the enitre damn map
- can auto tune his voice
- Can break the fourth wall
- THE FORCE
- Can make anything a goddamn joke.
Faults[]
- Called Ottis from Barnyard a domestic terrorist becuase he didn't know what Minecraft bedwars was.
- Probably the worst person to give any weapons to.
- Likely insane.
- Cocky bastard.
- Tends to either be a coward or an idiot sometimes.
- Usually does stupid option, instead of the tactical or wise option.
- General lack of empathy for enemies.
"Totally acurate battle grounds is a game made by god himself, during a drunken coding rampage in the unity game engine, before being swiftly abandoned due to excessive mike spam from the goddamn french." OR "I'm not in danger, I AM THE DANGER." OR cue this.
Spycakes defends Earth from Death battle![]
Earth. We all live here. We meme it, we love it, were killing it right now, but what happens when aliens attack? Well, then who else comes along but Spycakes and his friends!
He has quite the arsenal and feats, such as:
Feats[]
- Can fight and defeat space ships, which can fly at FTL speeds.
- Survived a blast that destroyed an entire city.
- Can esaily defeat robots that can level buildings
- Skilled enough to drive tanks and robots
- Can outrun the puppet, who is fast enough to reflect bullets from a shotgun, with it's bare hands. A shotgun fires at 1,800 Mph, or around mach 2 and also: The puppet can shrug off rocket launcher and a bomb powerful enough to make clouds, which would take around 100 megatons, or 100,000,000 tons of tnt.
- Skilled enough to disarm bombs
- Fast enough to dodge lasers
- Can scale to Brandon, who was more shocked than hurt when multiple oil drums equal to 16.7 tons of tnt went off in his face, and Spy survived 17 oil drums, or 24 tons of tnt to the face.
- Skilled enough to repeadedly save the planet, got a rigged car outta plane, made multiple blimp repears while in the air, stopped a deadly virus outbreak, survived being in a sunken submarine, survived being in random situations an held his own against a plane and a tank, while sitting down.
- Was skilled enough to hide from multiple killer animatronics
- Survived multiple grenades going off in his face.
- good at working in tough situations.
- Can outtrun the ignited animatronics, who can move fast enough, to the point they look like they are teleporting.
- Survived an ENTIRE DANM SPACE STATION BLOWING UP IN HIS FACE. Said space station had enough power to cause a apacoliptic size disaster.
- Dodged Godzilla's laser, and defeted the G man himself, Scp-682, Granny, Bladi, Slenderman, Mecha santa, (Who can level skyscrapers) A Giant Crocodile, A giant three headed snake, A giant snake,
- Comparable to OB, who outran railgun fire, which puts Spycakes at 5,400 mph, or 8,690 Km, or mach 7, and walked off having a van chucked at his face, which weighed in at around 907 tons to the face and outran shyguy AKA SCP-096, who can run at 250 Mph and flipped a giant tank weighing 40 tons.
- Ob also picked up and threw Scp-682, who can grow to the size of Jupiter, which weighs 1,898,000,000,000 trillion metric tons, or (Converting it to tons) 2,092,186,847,400, or 2 Teratons.
- Defeated Godzilla, who tanked a meteroid to the face, and was unscathed.
Arsenal[]
- Jetpack
- Swiss knife
- Rocket launcher
- GT Spyhawk
- A mask that's resistant to neurotoxin
- X-ray goggles
- revolver
- Telepathic implants (Basically gives him telepathy)
- Silenced pistol
A-12 - AK-2K47
- AK-47
- AKS-74U
- AUG
- Auto Revolver
- Automatic Crossbow
- AWP
- AWPS-74U
- Ballistic Shield
- Ballistic Shields
- Balloon Crossbow
- Barrett
- Baton
- Beam-AR
- Beam-DMR
- Beam-Sniper
- Beretta 93R
- Black Katana
- Blunderbuss
- Boxing Glove
- Browning M2
- Burstgun
- Cleaver
- Crossbow
- Crossbow Pistol
- Crowbar
- Crusader Sword
- Cursed Famas
- Desert Eagle
- Double Shot
- FAL
- Famas
- Fireowork Crossbow
- Fish
- Flintlock
- Flying Blunderbuss
- G18c
- Garand
- Gaussbow
- Glockinator
- Glue gun
- Grappling Hook
- H1
- Hand Gun
- HandCannon
- Hardballer
- Harpoon
- Holy Sword
- Inflatable Hammer
- Jarl Axe
- Kar98K
- Katana
- Knife
- Liberating AA-12
- Liberating Barrett
- Liberating Garand
- Liberating M16
- Liberating m1911
- Liberating M1a1-Thompson
- Liberating Mini Gun
- Luger-P08
- M14
- M16
- M1911
- M1918-BAR
- M1a1-Thompson
- M8
- Mac-10
- Mega Gun
- MG-42
- MGL
- Mini Gun
- MissileLauncher
- Money maker mac
- Money Stack
- Mossberg-500
- Mossberg-5000
- MP-40
- MP-44
- MP5-K
- Musket
- P90
- PPSH-41
- Rainmaker
- Rapier
- Real Gun
- Really Big Barrett
- Really Big Deagle
- Revolver
- Revolver (Badger)
- Rocket Launcher
- S7
- Sabre
- Sawed-off Shotgun
- SCAR-H
- Shallow Pot With Long Handle
- Shovel
- Smoke Rocket Launcher
- Sniper Shotgun..?
- Spell Book
- Taser
- Taser AWP
- Taser Ballistic Shield
- Taser Crossbow
- Taser Crusader Sword
- Taser Fish
- Taser Jarl Axe
- Taser Mini Gun
- Taser Mossberg-500
- Taser Musket
- Tec-9
- The Arnold
- The Promise
- UMP-45
- Vector
- Viking Axe
- VSS
- Water Gun
- Weapons comparison
- Weights
- Winchester-Model1886
- Wind up pistol
- Z4
- Black Hole Grenade
- Implosion grenade
- Launch pad Grenade
- Fire grenade
- Orbital strike/tase grenade
- Splinter grenade
- Stun grenade
- Healing grenade
- Has a healing gun
- Tier 1 Armor
- Tier 1 Helmet
- Tier 2 Helmet
- Has a 12 barrel machine gun, powerful enough to send the user uncontrolable flying into the air.
- Firework launcher
- Mecha santa (Powerful enough to level skyscrapers)
- Giant snake
- Giant three headed snake
- Giant alligator
Powers[]
- Overdrive mode. (Gives spy an infinity ammo clip)
- Teleportation
- Invisibility
- Can summon in objects
- Can resist mind control
- Can revive himself, with enough potency to revive himself from a nuclear bomb to the face, which usually exerts 10 megatons of tnt.
"I saved the world!"
Socksfor1 trolls death battle![]
Minecraft. Everbody loves it, and so do the gamers. But what happens when one pushes the game to it's limit? That, is one Socksfor1!
He has quite the feat's, such as:
- Consistantly being more skilled than the hunters.
- Can fight on par with ftl people such as Blaza and Nadwe
- Can take blows from the enderman, who can hit with 1.6 gigatons!
- Outran a tsunami.
- Shrugged of blows from the attack on titans's titans.
- Climbed attack on titans's wall.
- Shrugged of a 5.6 ton boulder crashing into him, and tanked the 18 ton explosion from the thunder spear.
- Tagged Iron man and Thor.
- Can defeat animatronics who can shake entire rooms, which is 17 tons of tnt and can pilot Glamrock Freddy, who ran across the entire mall in a few seconds, putting him at mach 71.
- Can scale to his friends, who survived being in the blast radius of a nuclear bomb.
- Won almost every manhunt he's been in.
Arsenal[]
- Lightsaber.
- A jedi cloak that allows him to double jump.
- Millennium Falcon.
- The infinity gauntlet. (Space stone: Teleport and electrocute people with lightning. Reality stone: Fuck aroudn with reality, and change the enviroment. Mind stone: Can telepathically grab and ragdoll people around. Power stone: Gives him an extra row of hearts and make shockwaves, shoot lasers, pick up blocks and yeet them at people and pull moons outta orbit. Time stone: Can freeze time, and immunity to time stops.)
- Web grenade
- Fangs, which blind and poison anybody hit.
- Web launcher.
- Doctor stranges staff. (Can cause explosions)
- Doctor stranges cape. (Can fly and distract people by throwing it at them.)
- Shotgun
- Machine gun
- Rocket launcher
- Stun grenade
- Normal grenade
- Flash grenade
- Grenade launcher
- heavy assault rifle
- Machine pistol
- Ultrahard steel swords. (The attack on titan swords and grappling hook/dash around,)
- Omni-directional mobility gear.
- Thunder spear (Doesn't actually shoot out lightning, but shoots out a rocket equal to 18 tons of tnt.)
- Security cameras, which can highlight all enemies.
- Utility pack restores him to max HP.
- Monty's gold club. (Can shoot out high damageing golf balls.)
- Laser gun (Stuns anybody)
- Flamethrower (Infinity ammo)
- Candy cane sword (Can shoot particles)
- Time freeze gun
- Tardis. (teleport's him anywhere)
- Time reverser (Reverses time 5 seconds back)
- Time forwarder (and fast forwards time)
- Watch of prehistoric times. (Teleports everybody to dinosaur times)
- Explosive villager gun
- Wolverine adamantium claws
- Captain American's shield
- Thor's hammer.
- Nuke bomb
- Water armour. (This gives them water breathing and very fast swimming!)
- Chicken armour (Has 1 hp, fire lasers, poops out birds and can fly, but only a limited supply of chicken, 2 bars of hp!)
- Cow armour (Can run through blocks,)
- Sheep armour (Can make clouds,)
- Creeper button (Can summon lots of creepers)
- Lava sword
- Lave pickaxe (Can mine full chunks of minecraft!)
- Lava armour (Fire resistance, and enough durability to survive Multiple creepers explosions)
- Diamond pickaxe (Can mine BEADROCK)
- Zombie pressure plate (traps a person inside of a death chamber filled with ZOMBIES!)
- Beadrock armour (Can survive ANYTHING)
- Sheep sword (Can fly)
- Cow axe (Hit your enemies to cast a potions on your enemies)
- Villager sword (Can summon hundreds of uncle Pajji's)
- Creeper sword (hitting people can make them blow up)
- Creeper axe (Gives the owner tnt)
- Spider sword (Can climb walls!)
- Piglin sword (Can steal people's soul!)
- Creeper bow (Can fire explosive arrows Which can level buildings!)
- Enderman sword (Automatically teleports people to the end structure)
- Ender dragon bow (Can fire explosive arrows infused with dragons breath)
- Ender dragon sword (Can fire fireballs and gives the wearer super huamn speed)
- A sword-bow (shoots swords instead of arrows.)
- The ultimate tool. (Can one shot people in Full IRON armour)
- Rocket launcher
- Machine gun
- Assault rifle
- Splash potions of webs (Traps people in webs)
- Molotov cocktails (Are explosive + Burning)
- Pickaxe bow (Should be self explanatory)
- Sword axe (again, self explanatory)
- Teleporting staff
- Lightning thorns chestplate (If you hit the person who is wearing this, they get hit by lightning!)
- Arrow bomb (Makes arrows blow up)
- Throwable tree (It's a snow ball that can make a tree when it lands!)
- Explosive Elytra (Summons TNT from the air, like a attack jet!)
- Homemade elytra: Leaves a dirt trail
- Iron Elytra: Electrocutes himself (D'oh!)
Powers[]
- The force
- Lightning
- Invisibility
- Summon venom.
- Spider senses.
- Takes 0 fall damage
- Can summon Doc octupus
- Can summon a shield, a portal, fire lasers that can break blocks, a lasso, spawn blocks and deal damage.
- Can become a giant titan, who can chuck around 5.6 ton boulders and rush at enemies.
- Can summon Glamrock Freddy.
- Can dick around with time in more ways than one.
- Can teleport eveyone to the future.
- Set people on fire.
- Can transform into Hulk.
- Has multiple commands. (/Yeet: Throw's people high into the sky. /Web: trap's all enemies in cobwebs. /Trap: Destroy's an entire chunk near the hunters. Chickenattack: enemie chicken's swarm the hunters. /potion: Gives him a random potion effect. /Ally: Summons multiple Blazes. /gamer: Summons's blokcs so he can run on air. /Teleport: teleport's him behind his foes. /Pandorasbox: Either gives him a good effect, or the hunter's a good effect, or causes something random. /Kaboom: makes an small explosion, and gives him a tnt block equal to a nuke. /Godmode: Transform's him into a giant zombie with full diamond armour, and a "God sword")
- Hack IV: Increases his effective attack range, allows him to float up, spam his primary attack with no end lag, Pull back his bow instantly, Auto-bridge, X-ray hack.
Faults and failures[]
- Lost his first challange by being blown up by Blaza.
- Lost a 1v1 against the least innexperienced memeber of their group, Nadwe.
- Overconfident and cocky.
- Insane and psychotic
- Most of his opponets run away instead of fighting.
- Some weapons are on a cooldown.
- Time freeze gun's effects don't last forever.
- Lost multiple manhunt, such as the star wars, the crazy gun and the doctor strange.
"I'v done it! I'VE WON!"
FIGHT![]
Washington D.C. This small country was in a state of chaos, as gun shots rung around the country, as five people dashed through a street, from amny big and strong guys. The first one was Grouse, the second was heavenly, the third was Eekaj, the fourth was Jello and the final was the legendary TheRussianBadger.
"GANG WAY FELLAS!" Badger yelled at the top of his lungs, as he charged past, until they were met by quite a lot of cars blocking their path. "FUCK! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!" Heavenly yelled, as the team realised that they had no choice but to stand and and fight...
Had not multiple ender dragon arrows seperated the two enemy teams, they may have had to fight. The enemies were forced to retreat, while badger and his friends looked confused, they saw who else but Socksfor1 Glide down from the building next to them.
"Well, well, well. Look at what we have here. It's the people who stole the decleration of independence!" Socksfor1 yellled, as he stood to face the five man squad. "Hey, we stole it fair and square! If you want it, come and get it!" Eekaj yelled, as the five chaotic members got ready to fight. "Well, I sure as hell ain't gonna fight a 1v5! He remarked, as he grabbed Badger and yeeted him away, before summoning a portal and going over to where Badger was.
Meanwhile, at a nearby cafe...
Spycakes sipped away at some cofee, while he watched the world outside. He had just gotten back from saving the world, from some insane people who tried to end the world with a giant nuclear death ray, but he stopped them.
Now, the world pressumed he was dead, which was fine by him. Perhaps he could FiNALLY, get some peace, and quie-
CRASH!
Suddenly, TRB was sent crashing through a nearby building, and went flying through the street, and then a portal opened up, and out came Socksfor1. Spycakes sighed, sipped up the rest of his cofee, and went out to see what happened.
He walked out, and saw badger picking himself up, and Socksfor1 pulling a sword axe out and pointing it at Badger. "You stole the decleration of independence, and the goverment's paid me to take you in, and get the independence back!"
Badger got back up and pulled out a Glockinator, and aimed it at socksfor1. "You want this independence back? COME GET IT!" Badger yelled, which prompted Spy to pull out a MP-40 and aim it at the other two.
FIGHT!
Badger quickly jumped behind a car, and began blind firing at the two people, who ducked and jumped behind two other cars, and began a mexican-esq gun duel, until Socksfor1 Used /Trap to Ctrl + Alt + delete an entire city block beneath the spy and the bank robber. "What the fuu!?" Badger yelled, as he and the cake based spy fell into the giant hole.
However, Spy quickly equips his jetpack and zooms out of there, while firing at Socks, when a giant death laser suddenly came out of the sky, nearly hitting Spy, and carved a path upwards, to allowed Badger to escape, before it was directed at Socks.
"CRAP!" Socks yelled, as he dashed inbetween building, and up them, as he desperately attempted to dodged the incomeing laser, as it mercilessly puresed him, slicing multiple buildings clean open.
However, a powerful gust of wind quickly knocked him back and away, as Spycakes used the gust move to knock the device out of his hands. But badger retaliated with a magic missile, so Spy launched a fireball, which caused a massive explosion, sending them both flying through multiple buildings.
Badger got up first, before a Solid snake-esq exclamation mark appeared above his head, as an multiple bits of houses were thrown has way, but Badger reacted faster, and quickly used his Guide kit marker to quickly laser three of the buildings in half, but the fourth one bashed him fully threw through the building, sending him flying, before he crashed into the ground.
Spycakes was about to throw another, when he was smacked out of the sky with another house.
SF1: Stay out of this! this is between me and this asshole!
Speaking of which, SF1 Turned to face badger, only to notice a flare on his chest, and before he could do anything, he was bashed by multiple rockets, sending him flying into the ground, and caused a massive explosion, destroying hundreds of houses.