Creepypasta vs Youtube! These 2 Killers, who used they're signature weapons to Scar them selves, Will be going head to head in a Death battle! But who will win?
Let's find out![]
Carter locke: Jeff the Killer, the King of the Proxies...
Ezra bridger: And Antisepticeye, The glitchy Alter ego of Jacksepticeye!
Carter: These 2 Knife wielding maniacs Will be Going toe to toe in a Death battle!
Ezra: He's Carer and I'm Ezra!
Carter: And it's our Job to Analyse they're weapons armour and skills to find out who would win...
A death battle!
Jeff the Killer[]
Carter: Jeffery woods Used to be A normal kid, and Moved over to a Rich neighbourhood, Where he Nearly got mugged, beat up 3 guys, (His brother got sent to jail for this) Went to a Party, where the SAME 3 teenagers came along, and caused trouble, and a fight broke out. In this fight, it life Jeff with a Deformed face, After that, he ended up going insane, Cutting a Smile into his face, and Bleaching his face at the same time, HOW IS THIS KID ALIVE!?!
Ezra: No idea, Anyway, After that, Jeffery woods was gone. Only Jeff the Killer was left! Jeff the Killer Has Multiple weapons, Like a Knife! He also has Gasoline, Jug of bleach And a Match, Which works very well with the Gasoline! He also has a Machete, a Handgun, a Meat clever And various Explosive devices. Plus, he has a Fucking Medieval sword!
Carter: He has Survived Nuclear bombs, Falling from Orbit, Hurt Zalgo, One time Punched somebody SO HARD, They suffered a heart attack (Somehow) can Break down doors, And tied with Slenderman. The main thing, is Him Hurting Zalgo, who took blows from Slenderman, Who rammed into a Metal door hard enough to Break it! That's equal to 10 tons of force! And caused Dimensional Bleeding. Which Leeches of A bunch of Different Universes!
Ezra: He also has Heightened sense, Due to the fact he chopped off his Eyelids! He also Has his famous insanity, which basically allows him to plow through Everything, which is Handy, due to his High pain tolerance. And he has A Slight regen factor! Plus, he can Teleport, Resurrect himself, Create auditory and Visual illusions. He also has Minor Telekinesis, And he can warp the Environment around him, And Install fear With just his presence And slow down time! But, like everyone, he has his flaws.
Carter: Right. He is Arrogant, And is still a Teenager. Plus, he can SLOW down down time, NOT bring to a Complete halt, So if Anybody can Resist Time manipulation, they can Still fight Jeff. Kind of like what Dante can do!
Ezra: yet despite his flaws, Jeff the Killer is a Dangerous opponent, And not somebody to meet in a Dark alleyway in Night!
"go to sleep..."
Antisepticeye[]
Carter: One day, Famous youtuber Jacksepticeye was doing a Video, When his Camera began to glitch, and it seemed like something was Trying to... Communicate with the Audience. This happened in some more Videos, Until, This mysterious Entity reviled himself, to Be the Dark side of Jacksepticeye, Antisepticeye.
Ezra: The Problem with Antisepticeye, is that he's SOO Mysterious, not alot is Known about him, So we have to use Him as an Composite.
Carter: Here, things get a bit Easier. He has multiple ability's, Like a mouth laser, A Hand blaster, He can send out Multiple Antisepticeye eyes, which we assume can Mind control people. he can Also summon people to kill his Enemies, which is a Reference to when he stated "This world, is MINE. These people, are MINE" He also fought, and hurt Darkiplier, who claimed he Tanked an Attack equivalent to a Nuke! That's between 10 and 50 tons of Tnt there! And his Laser managed to Kill Darkiplier, Which means, His Laser is Equivalent to a Nuke!
Ezra: And get this, his laser didn't Immediately get Pushed away Whit it collided with Darkaplier's laser, so that must be Equivalent to a Nuke too! And those 2 Lasers Exploded, which must mean that Anti's Durability, is Equal, to 2 nukes!
Carter: He can Also teleport and Climb on walls! But, he has flaws.
Ezra: Right, one of them being the fact that his Only good Melee weapons is a Kitchen knife, His Hand blasts are likely as fast as a Bullet, so can be dodged. And, he's Insane, BUT Unlike his Opponent, he will try and kill them in the Most Brutal way possible. And won't Utilize any of his powers. (Most of the time)
Carter: Yet despite his flaws, Anti is A very dangerous foe, and not 1 to be Taken Lightly!
"I'm Here"
Pre-fight[]
Carter: All right, the Combatants are set, so let's End this debate, Once and for all!
Ezra Bridger: It's time FOR A DEATH BATTLE!
Events leading up to the Fight[]
Antisepticeye was Walking around In an Abandoned Hospital. He had saw somebody recently, and was Determined to Catch and kill them, Since that's what killers do. Anyway, he had chased the Young man and woman into A Hospital, and he could hear they're footsteps. Suddenly, he heard they're scream, But they were cut short.
Anti was Confused, and when he Turns a Corner, he sees Both the Man and a Woman, Laying on the Ground. Motionless. He then Notices a Young teenager in a White Jumper, standing over the 2. He was about to call out to him to leave, Until he Notices the Knife in his Hand.
Anti: HEY! Did you take my Kill?!
Jeff: Yeah, I did! What are you gonna do about it, Green eyes?
Anti: I'm Gonna kill you, Smile dog!
Jeff, Realising that he was gonna have to fight, Sighed, and Got into a Fighting stance, as Both killer got ready, to:
Fight![]
Jeff the Killer Rushed at Anti, and Slashed at him, But Anti blocked And slashed at Jeff, who Ducked and Weaved, before Kicking Anti into a Wall, And pulling out his handgun, Making Anti panic, and teleport away.
Jeff looks around, Until he Looks up, and Sees a green eye, and Quickly jumps out of the way, As Anti slashes down at Where Jeff's head used to be. Jeff fired 3 shots at Anti, with only 2 connecting, but Anti dodged the 3rd one, And jumped at Jeff, And successfully Knocked the Gun out of his hand, But failed to Dodge the Machete, and was Hit right in the guts, And was Kicked backwards again into some doors.
Jeff walked through the Doors, when Suddenly, He Was Blasted backwards by Anti's Hand blasts. Anti charged at Jeff, only for him to get hit in the side by a Meat clever, Making him Stumble backwards. Jeff Pulled out some C4 and Placed it Onto Anti's chest, And proceeded to back up a Bit, and pull the Trigger.
Anti: Oh, you son of a-
KABOOOOM!
Anti was sent FLYING Through the Nearby wall, and he realised he was badly Injured, So he Decided to Teleport away. Jeff Jumped through The hole in the wall And realised that he Couldn't see Anti anywhere. So he Thought to himself, "Where would i Teleport to if i was Badly Injured?"
Jeff smiled an Evil Smile. He knew precisely where he would go.
Anti: Ok, I don't think he'll find me here.
Anti had figured that the safest place, Would be the place where they put the Insane people in jails. Suddenly, Jeff suddenly appeared, With an Evil look on his face.
Jeff: Found y-
Jeff didn't get to Finish that sentence, as he Suddenly got Stabbed, Right in the Guts! And while he was Recovering from that, He was Suddenly Blasted By Anti's Laser! He was Sent flying through a Nearby wall.
Anti Laughed into the Night's sky, Mainly due to the fact that, Not only did he outsmart his foe, but he Managed to Secure vic-
Suddenly, he Got Impaled by A giant sword! He Was kicked onto his back, and he saw Jeff standing there, Triumphantly!
Anti: What... How...?
Jeff: Simple!
The next Scene would show Anti firing his Laser, BUT Jeff Slowing down time Enough, so that he could Get out of the way, And make an Illusion of Himself getting hit by Anti's Laser.
he walked forward, and Stabbed Anti in the Guts with his Knife, and Proceeded to Decapitate him With his Medieval sword, before Cutting a Hole into Anti's Chest, and placing some C4 next too the heart.
Jeff: Also, i beat, LIKE THIS!
Jeff said, as he pulled the Trigger, and Anti Blew up, as bits of Anti Ended up pretty much Fucking Everywhere!
Jeff: Whoa! that was Explosive, But was it a bit too Over kill... NAH!
Jeff said that, as he proceeded to Exit the room And left the Ruined, and Now even more abandoned Building.
Results[]
Carter: Uhhh, Jeff? I think that WAS Over kill. And probably the most Brutal Kill we've had!
Ezra: Finding the Victory too this fight... was Surprisingly Easy once we used they're Composite form. Jeff had most Advantages.
Carter: Yeah, Like Durability! He's Tanked Falling from Orbit, and He's also tanked Nuclear bombs! And he has a MASSIVE Arsenal advantage. What, with his Kitchen Knife, Handgun, Machete, Meat clever, and Various Explosive Devices. But that's not Saying Anti didn't have any advantages.
Ezra: Yeah, for Instance, He was faster. Neither of these 2 have any good speed feats, BUT Anti Should be Comparable to His Jacksepticeye, Who is a 31 year old man, And jeff is just 13 years old! So, a 31 year old is faster than a 31 year old, (And Until Somebody gives Jeff Any good speed feats, Anti is Faster!) And... That was pretty much it.
Carter: And while some people could Argue Jeff's teleporting could Counter Anti's speed, Remember, Anti can Teleport to. Plus, Anti could React faster, Since he could Dodge lasers!
Ezra: The Hardest Category to Decide, was Strength. Anti should be Comparable to Darkaplier, who should be Comparable to Markiplier, who Beat Akuma in 2 Punches! Akuma destroyed an Island in 2 Punches! that's Equal to 400,000 tons of Tnt! BUT Jeff can be scaled to Slenderman, Who caused Dimensional bleeding! BUT, It's Unlikely That Jeff can be Scaled to Slenderman, Since he Tied in a Fight with him. But didn't Actually hit him, or take Any blows from him. But we could scale him Through Slenderman breaking down a Metal door, Which is equal to 10 tons of force.
Carter: Strong. But no where near as strong as Anti. But there is Another problem. Anti's lasers. Could they kill Jeff?
Ezra: The Answer? Maybe. Let us Explain.
Carter: In the Fan made episode there's no going back, Anti killed Darkiplier with his Laser. Darkiplier one time claimed he Tanked an Attack Equal to a Nuke. So, You would believe that the Laser Anti fired was ALSO Equal to a nuke, Right? WRONG!
Ezra: Cause you see, 1: Darkiplier said he tanked an Attack equal to a Nuke, BUT, He doesn't say HOW powerful the nuke is, and how Easily he Handled it. SO, he Either could have Shrugged it Off like it was Nothing, OR Nearly died. And 2: He CLAIMED He tanked an Attack Equal to a Nuke, BUT We see him get killed. By a Bullet.
Carter: SO The attack is more likely Equal to a Bullet, Since we see him actually get hit by it. And when we Bring in Jeff's Better Hax... Yeah, Anti didn't have a lot going for him.
Ezra: SO, In the end, While Anti was Stronger, faster, Both running and reaction wise, Jeff was too Durable, Haxy, and His Arsenal Finally beat Anti.
Carter: Looks like If Anti becomes real, Jeff is just the Complete Anti of him!
The winner (Fucking finally) Is jeff the killer!
Advantages and Disadvantages[]
Jeff the Killer (Winner!)
- +More Durable
- +Bigger and Deadlier Arsenal
- +Powerful hax.
- +If Anti got him Into a Bad Situation, He could just Warp reality, Or slow down time long Enough to escape!
Antisepticeye (Loser)
- +Likely faster
- +Definitely faster reaction wise.
- +Stronger by a Long shot.
- +Anti's Teleportation Evened the playing field with Jeff's Teleportation.
- +If you Think Anti's Laser was Equal to a Nuke, Then Jeff's Chances of winning, were Decreased by A lot! (BUT Not completely)
Next time[]
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