Infamous vs youtube vs youtube vs Odd squad! The winners of season 3 will be going head to head! who will win?
Let's goddamn find out![]
Ezra: Delsin Rowe, the savior of seatle!
Nathan: Technoblade, the god of blood and war in the DSMP!
Lucky: Jacksepticeye, the chaotic youtuber of ireland!
Carter: Olive and Otto, Odd squad's greatest agents!
Nathan: Through trial and error, through many great hardships, these five have managed to get to the finale of season 3. But who will procced to the finale? The two agents?
Ezra: The banner man?
Lucky: The blood god?
Carter: Or the chaotic neutral Irish youtuber? Let's goddamn find out!
Nathan: He's Ezra, the girl over there is Lucky, the boy to my right is Carter and I'M Nathan!
Ezra: And it's all of our jobs to analyse their weapons, armour, powers, intelligence and skills to find out who would win...
THE WINNERS BATTLE ROYALE!
Technoblade causes anarchy in DEATH BATTLE![]
Nathan: War. it happens from time to time, and some may deam it.. necessary. But when the army's olden went to war, they would pray to the god of war. Greeks would pray to Ares, Romans would pray to Mars, but minecraftians? They, would pray to Technoblade, the blood/war god.
Nathan: Technoblade is a powerful deity, and is best friends with Philza minecraft, the god of death. Gee, where can do POSSIBLE go wrong with that?
Nathan: He has access to Netherite armour, which allows him to survive being rammed by the Ender dragon, and can take blows from the Enderman, who can send him flying. The heaviest block in ALL of minecraft, is the netherite block, which weighs at around 359,291 pounds, 179 tons. Damn!
Nathan: BUT, he's capable of having 3,456 of these netherite blocks, so 359,291 x 3,456 = 1,241,709,696 tons! Or (Converting that into tons of tnt) 1.3 gigatons! Goddamn, now THAT is strength!
Nathan: he can also boost his strength with a potion of strength, turn invisible with the potion of invisibility, increase his speed with the potion of speed, and even decrease how slow he falls with the potion of slow fall.
Nathan: he's dodged lasers, becomed the most skilled player in ALL OF MINECRAFT, and he can scale to Tommyinnit, who outran the pull of a blackhole, which puts him at mach 260,664, but with his potion of speed (Which increases his speed by 20%,) he can move at mach 312,796!
Nathan: And he also has these four unique anchor's, which actually affect the gravity of anybody holding them. So the one pointing down makes their gravity normal, the one to the left makes them fall left, the right one falls right, and the one pointing up makes them go into orbit.
Nathan: He can teleport with the enderpearl, survive giant falls by clutching with a water bucket, come back from the dead with the totem of undying, and since Minecraft dungeons is canon in the minecraft-verse (Since Steve and Alex do indeed appear as playable characters), then he get's quite a lot of weapons.
Nathan: Like the torment quiver, which allows him to shoot arrows through walls, firework arrows allow him to cause more destruction than TNT, and even steal people's souls to power some of his powerful weapons.
Nathan: Like the corrupt beacon, which is essentially a soul filled laser, the updraft toem allows him to yeet his foes into the air, dealing big damage, the healing potion helps him recover from a DIP IN LAVA. It's also questionable on how many souls he has under his belts, since he had a 1,818 win streak in bedwars.
Nathan: But Techno isn't unbeatable. He's cocky, his weapons and armour can break AND despite the fact he's the most skilled player in ALL OF MINECRAFT, pure numbers can put him down, as shown in Mrbeast's 10 vs 1000 player manhunt.
Nathan: yet despite these disadvantages, Techno truely is the greatest of all minecrafters. He may not be the greatest creator, but cross him, and he'll tear your life to the ground.
"Dante, has taken over our game. He is forcing out-ragious taxes on us, I mean, two coins, to travel from Island to Island, i mean, who can aford that? No one has that kind of money. When you need somebody to fix your sink, you call a plumber. When you need somebody to fix your electricity, you call a electrician. And when you need somebody to Overthrow a brutal tyrant, YOU CALL AN ANARCHIST!!!
Jacksepticeye high fives DEATH BATTLE![]
Lucky: Ireland. Many famous people came from here, including one young criminal genius. But one of the most famous, and powerful people in the entirety of Ireland, is one Seán William McLoughlin AKA Jacksepticeye!
Lucky: He came by the name "Jacksepticeye", when he got a nasty cut in his eye that got infected in a football game, and the fact that his mother called him "Jack". He's best friend with Markiplier and Pewdiepie, so he can scale to them. Markiplier, who walked to Africa in 8 hours, which puts him around mach 6.2. dodged lasers, and defeated Akuma, who destroyed an Island in 2 punches! That's around 400,000 megatons!
Lucky: SO, he' already pretty powerful, BUT: He also has some pretty dope weapons and powers! He has the sword of bossness, which is made of the fictional substance "Bossness", but still on the subject of swords, he has the 3D manouver gear, witch gives him, what, 12 extra swords incase his original sword breaks, and allow's him to grappling hook around the place.
Lucky: STILL on the subject of melee weapons, he also has the infamous lightsaber, and a special glove that allows him to blow people up and away, OR fry them with lightning, or smite them with lightning!
Lucky: But moving on to his ranged weapons, he has enough to make Boomstick cry! He has Cuphead's abilities, like the Peashooter, smoke dash, split shot, pretty much everything that Cuphead has. He can also pull peole in and blow them away with the propulsion cannon and freeze people in their tracks with freeze rifle.
Lucky: He has a rail gun, which can basically punch a hole through any building, he can chuck down an infinity amount of C4, capable of leaving quite a large crater, his laser gun is quite an efficant fire starter, he can throw pipe bombs, molotove cocktails, the spread rifle is basically a mixture between a shotgun and a assault rifle, he has two duel machine guns powerful enough to give himself flight if he aims downwards!
Lucky: And his ability's are just as powerful. He can summon asteroids from the sky equal to 150 kilotons, summon a small black hole and has several transformations. Such as the legendary Spider-Jack, which is his Spider-man transformation. In this form, he can climb up walls, sense any matter of foes, even invisible foes with his spider sense, regenerate from an acid attack, fight for 12 hours straight with NO rest, and his iconic web shooters, which he can use to swing around, and actually create stuff like web-wings, web-shields, a baseball bat or even a barrier!
Lucky: He can also pull an attack on titan and become FUCKING GINORMOUS, to the point he bashed his head on on pluto, and became bigger, than Pluto. Remember how he also bashed his head onto poor Pluto? Well, that would mean Jack's tanking 4.4 petatons, hust by bashing his head! Holy hell!
Lucky: But all of this PALES in comparison to his most powerful form: His Saitama form. This man can jump from the Moon to Earth in 14 seconds, which mean's he's moving at 8% the speed of light, and his ultiamte punch can hit with 11 yotatons!
Lucky: While this may make him seem broken beyond belief, he has flaws. First off: His range weapons have a limited amount of ammo, his weapons can break, and if he panic's, he can make stupid decisions.
Lucky: But despite these disadvantages, if it's heaven or hell, earth or the planets, the sea or space, it doesn't matter where he is, he's a force to be reckoned with!
"LIKE A BOSS!"
Delsin rowe is a conduit for epicness in DEATH BATTLE![]
Ezra: Conduits. They are channels for conveying... pretty much anything. But in the Infamous series, conduits are people who have the ability to abosrb anything through them, so they can use them as powers. But there was good news, and bad news. Bad news, people were afraid about what the fuck a conduit was, and they were refered to, as Bio-terrorists.
Ezra: BUT, good news: The conduits had a saviour, named Cole MacGrath. But in the end, he passed away. BUT, don't worry, he had a decendant, otherwise known as Delsin Rowe.
Ezra: He gained four powers over his big adventure, and each one is unique and different than the other. First up is Smoke.
Ezra: Smoke is like Mario in super smash bros: The average. He can subdue people instantly by shooting them in the face, blow up tanks with the Cinder blast, leave people choking with Sulfer bomb, which can even pass through masks.
Ezra: but he can also use this smoke with mobility-wise. He can dash through solid objects with his smoke dash, jump across entire bridges with his car boost and travel through vents with his vent dash.
Ezra: But remember how Smoke is the average? Well, then there is the speedy one, Neon. He can move at lightspeed, insta kill people by shooting them in the face or shoot them in the feet to subdue them instantly.
Ezra: he can also fire overcharged lasers, make multiple float in the air with his stasis grenade and even turn his hand into a sword!
Ezra: But if he wants power, he can activate his videogame powers. He can mow people down with his video torrent, impale people with his Bloodthirsty blades or even turn invisible with shroud of invisibility.
Ezra: But he too can be mobile with this form, with him being able to fly! Or rather, temporarilly maintain momentary, high-speed flight in the form of short, controlled bursts.
Ezra: But with Smoke being normal, neon being speed, Videogame being power, then his final form, Concrete is essentially a tank!
Ezra: Concrete, allows him to fire a concrete barrage, which is essentially shooting three concrete shurikens, send tanks and cars flying with his boulder dash and summon a granite shield, which can survive a total of 6 helicopter missiles!
Ezra: he's sunk an island equal to 1 gigaton of tnt, evaded lasers, and even tank his own Island busting explosion! But that's not saying his perfect.
Ezra: he only has a limited amount of power before he runs out and needs to refuel, he can only have one power at a time and he's a cocky bitch.
Ezra: Yet despite his flaws, Seatle will always be and protected when Delsin rowe is about.
"I'm gonna be different, okay? I'm not there doing what they do, I'm there to save lives, I'm gonna be like Super Man."
Olive and Otto tells DEATH BATTLE to stop right there![]
Carter: Oddness. It's everywhere, and when the people need somebody to stop them, the call upon Odd squad, and they send their agents. But some of the best agents, are Olive and Otto.
Carter: We don't know much about Olive and Otto's backstory, so instead, their weapons will get the spotlight. While the majority of their weapons weren't made for combat, they do have a few dangerious weapons.
Carter: Such as the Animal-person-inator, which takes one half of your body and replaces it with an animal or human half, the Bear-trap-Inator, Which shoots out a bag sized to fit a bear, or anything that happens to be the size of a bear.
Carter: The change-a-number-inator can add/subtract a certain amount from a number/thing. The clone-inator... should be self explanitory, and the couch-inator turns anybody into a counch! Although it does take some time.
Carter: The Day-inator takes you into into a day in the future or past in the year that you are currently in, the Dimension-inator can open up a portal to a another dimension. The egg-inator and the dustball-inator turns anybody into a egg or a dustball!
Carter: We could spend ALL DAY talking about their gadgets, but let's get some feats going! Olive and otto are extremely fast, being able to keep up with a rocket, which moves at 16,150 mph, or mach 21, pry open two 20 tons and Miss O was fast enough to reflect lasers with a dinner plate!
Carter: But they aren't perfect. Otto doesn't take many things seriously, Olive takes things TOO seriously, their weapons can be used against them, and they have human durability.
Carter: Yet despite these flaws, if oddness is ever going down, you know who to call? Odd squad!
"Happy to be of service!"
Pre-fight[]
Ezra: All right, the combatants are set, so let's end this debate once and for all!
Carter: I can't wait!
Lucky: This is going to be epic!
Nathan: Indeed. But for right now-
IT'S TIME FOR A WINNERS DEATH BATTLE ROYALE!
Fight![]
Jacksepticeye was inside a cafe, eating some pie as he gazed out into the world, when a nearby tank swerevd and crashed into a nearby building, which prompted Jack to get up and out to see if anybody was ok, when suddenly-
KRACKAKOOOM!
The tank imploded, sending Jack flying back into the cafe, as he pulled himself back up, he saw who else, but Delsin rowe. "Shit, did i kill them? That wasn't the plan..." Delsin muttered, when two gun shots soared over his head.
"Whoa!" Delsin yelled as he ducked, and turned around and saw Jack holding the spread rifle, and aiming it at the conduit. "Why did you just blow up that tank?!" jack yelled at Delsin, but before he could respond, another sound was heard, and the two heroes turned and saw...
A portal? No, not a portal. A nether portal. And from it, stepped Technoblade. He looked at the two heroes, then the tank, and said "I deffinetly walked into something i wasn't supposed to, haven't I?"
Both the Irish man and the Akomish hero nodded, as they got back to their stand off, when another glow of white happened, and Olive and Otto appeared from behind the fallen tank.
Olive and otto took one look at the mess they had just gotten themselves into, and immediately turned towards Technoblade, and Olive said " So, you must be.. what, a man-pig?" Which automatically made techno respond with "HEH?! I'm Technoblade-" But before he could continue, Olive was already pointing the Animal-human-inator at him, and said "Please stand still, this may sting a bit."
"Woah woah WOAH WOAH!" Technoblade yelled, as he barely managed to side step the blast and equip his Netherite armour while at it. "Nobody shoots Technoblade and get's away with it!" Techno yelled, as he pulled out his sword. This prompted Jacksepticeye to reload his spread rifle and begin firing at Delsin.
FIGHT!
Technoblade lunged at Olive, who jumped backwards, while Otto jumped to the right. "Sir, you need to stand still to let us fix you!" Otto yelled, as he too began to blast multiple shots at Techno, some of which actually conected. Luckily for the blood god, his armour protected him from the blasts. "Hey! I'm perfectly fine!" Techno yelled, as he retaliated with his rocket launcher AKA his crossbow.
Olive fired her ice gun at a nearby structure, then dashed up and smashed the ice block, which caused said structure to collapse right ontop of poor Techno. Otto ran up to Olive and high fived her, before hearing the gunshots behind her, gave her the idea that she needed to subdue the other two. "C'mon Otto, we gotta stop those two before they kill one another!"
Meanwhile, with said two men, Jack was currently attempting to tag the conduit, who was dashing inbetween cars and up buildings, so that Jack couldn't properly see where he was going. "Stand still, ya little shit!" Jack yelled, right as he realised that he was out of ammo, so he switched to his rail gun and began dashing towards Delsin.
Delsin, seeing the irish man approach leached some neon from a nearby sign and dashed towards Jack at light speed. He dashed around jack in a full circle as Jack began to fire shot after shot after shot into the spinning purple blur that was Delsin, but failing to tag him. Suddenly, his rail gun got slashed in half before he could blink.
"What the- you bitch!" Jack yelled, as he pulled out his lightsaber, and enaged in a lightsaber Vs energy blade. Olive and Otto were about to open fire, when suddenly they heard rubble breaking, and when they turned around, they saw who else but Techno walking out from the rubble, completely unscathed. "Ready for round two, agents?" Techno said, as he aimed orphan obliterator at the two OS agents.
Otto aimed the change-a-number-inator stupidly at techno, who was unprepared to dodge, and took the blast square in the chest, but was unfased. But he couldn't help feel... weaker? He checked the stats on his armour, and saw that his protection had gone down from protection IV to protection III! That gun lowered all his stats by 1!
Techno, seeing more shots incoming, quickly pulled up a obsidian wall, and began to dig down and under. But Otto ran at the wall and peaked around, but didn't see Techno. "Olive! he's not here!" Which confused the two agents.
Meanwhile, Delsin was busy blitzing Jackaboy, before kicking him into a nearby wall. "Seriously dude, give up!" Delsin yelled, but he suddenly got a sword right into his gut, as jacksepticeye stabbed him clean in the guts with a sword straight from the 3D manouver gear. "I was about to ask you the same thing, ya little-"
Suddenly, a giant net came out of nowhere, and ensneared jack. "What the hell?!" And from the left side of the screen came Otto, who had the bright idea to use the Bear-trap-inator to capture Jack. "Oh my god sir, are you ok?!" Olive asked panically, as Delsin pulled the sword out of his guts. "Oh don't worry, I'll be alri-"
SUDDENLY (again) The nearby tank was suddenly lifted and threw at the four foes. Delsin grabbed Olive and Otto and got them out of the way, leaving Jack behind. Luckily, Jack did a quick spin slash, and also chopped the tank into bits, and from behind said tank, was Techno.
"Seriously, why are you trying to kill us?!" Olive yelled, as she fired her Animal-person-inator at the blood god, who reflected the shots with his sword. "I'm perfectly alright! You two are the ones shooting these energy blasts at me!" Techno yelled, as he dashed forward, but was intercepted by Delsin. "Whoa man, they're just kids!" Which was responded by "I've killed plenty of children! Two agents won't be that much of a problem!"
Delsin head butted Techno, and slashed at the skywars champion, who blocked and parried easily the sword strikes, before kicking the conduit twice in the gut, and almost slashed off the conduits head, had he not matrixed the sword slice.
Olive and Otto finally decided to intervine, and were about to fire the change-a-number-inator at the skyblock player, when they heard rushing of air behind them, and barely had time to-
*FHWOOSH*
Dodge a two handed sword strike from the irish youtuber. Olive aimed her animal-human-inator at jack, only for-
*SCHING*
Jack slashed said animal-human-inator clean in half. "NO!" Olive yelled, as she realised that the one way to fix Techno (Olve and Otto thought he was a human with a boar head) was now broken in her hands. Oscar was not going to be happy about this. She leapt away and fired her change-a-number-inator at Jack's little sides, with the large amount of swords, and subtracted a total of 10 swords, before he managed to counter be stabbing her in the arm, and kicking her away.
Jack raised his sword to finish the fallen agent, when he suddenly got a neon sword in the gutsl. "Well fuuuuuuuuuuuu....." What ever Jack was going to say next was knocked out of his mouth, because he got turned into little bits of neon, killing him instantly.
KO!
Jacksepticeye eliminated!
4 combatants eliminated!
"Holy..." Olive said, as she watched jack disipated into nothing. Delsin noticed the look on her face, and quickly comented "Hey, he was about to kill you! he actually stabbed you!" But Olive wasn't taking any of it, so she panicked and pulled out the blackhole-inator, and fired it, making a small black hole!
"WHAT THE HELL?!" Techno couldn't help but yell, as he stabbed his sword into the ground, but he quickly drank a potion of speed, and began to outrun the pull. "Otto, do you have the anti-blackhole-inator?!" Olive yelled, as Otto nodded and yelled, as he pulled out said anti-blackhole-inator, when suddenly-
*SCHING!*
Otto's arm was sliced clean off, and the anti-blackhole-inator was grabbed, by who else but Techno. Otto yelled in pain, before getting kicked into the blackhole. "OTTO NO-" but before she could continue, she had a crossbow bolt go flying into her head, making her let go of the traffic light, and go flying into the blackhole, before sealing it with the anti-blackhole-inator.
KO!
Olive and Otto eliminated!
2 combatants left!
1v1 time!
"NO!" Delsin yelled, as he watched the two kids die right infront of him. He was PISSED. He dashed forward before Techno could react and elbow smacked him into the main park. "WHY DID YOU KILL THEM!?" Delsin roared, as he aimed his neon sword at the blood god.
"Tthe blood god spares no one!" Techno yelled, as he dahsed at the conduit, and the two clashed blades, netherite sword vs neon blade. Techno barely manage to push delsin back, and kicked him in the chest, before doing a downward slash at Delsin, which left a bad scar. Delsin dashed away, and up to a video store, and absorbed the videogame energy.
He flew up the nearby wall with his wings, and fired a burst of videogame energy, which maed Techno yelp and block the attacks with his shield. He placed the shield on his back, but noticed one thing: Delsin was gone.
"Heh?" Techno said quietly, as he walked around, trying to find the conduit, when suddenly:
CRACK!
The shield on his back was nearly sliced clean in half, as Delsin attempted to pull a spy and stab him in the back. "What is this shield made of?!" Delsin yelled, before getting a kick right in the chest from Techno. Techno quickly did a two slash attack, before grabbing Delsin, headbutting him, and ending his combo by drop kicking him into a wall.
Luckily for the banner man, a D.U.P officer was nearby, and he absorbed his concrete powers, regaining his health. He fired a barrage of concrete shrapenal, before launching 3 barrages of concrete barrages.
Techno yelped in surprise, before dodging, ducking and weaving between each attack, but was tagged by the last, sending him skidding backwards. This allowed delsin to regan his videogame form, and summon the bloodthirsty blades. "Let's see you reflect this!" Delsin yelled, as he sent them forward. Techno easily reflected the 5 blades, but they all spun around and dashed back towards The blood god.
Four of the blades stabbed into Techno's armour, but said armour held, and stopped the blade. But the fifth? Techno GRABBED, and yeeted it Back at Delsin, who was busy dashing forward, and got a nasty slash along the shoulder blade. But he perserviered, and continued to dash forward.
Delsin launched a flurry of punches, yet Techno blocked them all, before countering by kicking Delsin in the face, before slicing both of Delsin's arms off, before letting the conduits final bloodthirsty blade come back around, boomerang style, and stab Delsin in the chest.
"How ironic. Your own ability killed you off." Techno gloated, as the sword dissapeared, and finished the conduit off by decapitation. Techno panted in exhaustion, before building up a nether portal, and heading back home. (And also making sure to destroy the neather portal, so nobody could follow him)
KO!
- Picture number one: Technoblade is having a picnic with the rest of the sleepy bois inc.
- Picture number two: Reggie is shown mourning Delsin's death.
- Picture number three: Olive's dead body, and Otto without his hand are shown landing... somwhere.
The calm after the storm - Results[]
Nathan: Hell ya! Techno for the win!
Ezra: Damn. Really thought Delsin was going to win!
Carter: Actually... I'm not surprised. He's the blood god for a reason!
Lucky: This was a uniqe fight, and almost everybody had a godd shot at winning.
Ezra: Well... Everybody, aside from one person: Jacksepticeye. He was sorely outclassed here. He was the third weakest, the slowest here, the thrid least durable, and had the third smallest arsenal.
Carter: He was second in versatility, though. What, with his multiude of powers, such as meteroid summoning, throwing around blackholes, smiteing people, and his transformations help as well. But the only real dangerious one was the saitama transformations, which was easily stronger than everybody here.
Lucky: BUT, it's more likely that Jack get's killed off by Delsin sheer speed, Technoblade's strength or Olive and Otto's armoury before he transforms. Speaking of the odd squad agents, they are up next!
Nathan: With their VAST arsenal and weapons, they could have easily won the fight. Since nobody here was immune to being transformed into something, such as a couch or a dustball. Plus, they were generally the smartest bookwise...
Ezra: BUT, battlewise, no good. They get highly outclassed by the likes of Technoblade nad Delsin. Olive and Otto can keep up with rockets, and push apart 20 ton doors? Delsin could sink islands, move at lightspeed, and Techno could hit also sink a small island, while also outrunning a blackhole! Highly outclassing both of them. Especially in durability.
Carter: Their durability was around human, while Delsin and Techno could survive island busting destructions. Plus, in general combat skills, like hand to hand combat, and experience, they were outclassed.
Lucky: Their only real shot of victory, would be to transform everybody towards the start of the fight, before anybody could react. But in the end, they just didn't have the strength, experience, speed, durability, or versatility to win.
Nathan: The final fight: Delsin V Technoblade. You could easily make an argument for the banner man to take the win, but in the end, techno just had everything he need to win.
Ezra: For instance, he was just barely stronger and tougher. Delsin's Island busting feat came up to around 1 gigaton, but Techno scaling to the enderman, came up to around 1.3 gigatons. A .3 difference in strength and durability, but still: In Techno's favour.
Carter: But to be fair to Delsin, he was easily the fastest here, and also had the most powers out of everybody here, and had plenty of ways to end the fight with his insta-kills.
Nathan: but paired aginst somebody like Techno, he didn't have a chance. Techno was a tad bit stronger and tougher, but he had the experience, both being alive and combat wise, had the biggest arsenal, and he too, had his own fiar of light speed dodging, so Delsin would have his work cut out for him to try and tag him.
Lucky: To be fair, Delsin lagre variety of powers would catch the blood god off guard, but this brought us to his biggest question: Could Delsin have enough power sources, for him to drain enough energy to last long enough? In short, possibly.
Nathan: Delsin needed four different sources to be able to go toe to toe with the blood god: Smoke, neon signs, TV's (For videogame power, obviously) and D.U.P bad guys to get concrete powers. Neon and videogame, propably, since their are lots of those in a city, but when Techno realises that he needs those power sources to keep up with him, it was game over.
Carter: Plus, techno did had a significan speed advantage when Delsin was in concrete or smoke, and when Delsin's resorces ran dry, his time was up. Everybody here fought their greatest fight, but in the end, Techno's slightly superior strength, drability, much bigger edge in combat experience, skill, experience and arsenal were enough to take the dub.
Ezra: This was one odd fight, and everybody here were conduits for greatness, but only technoblade showed, why he was a god amongst mortals. Like a boss.
Everyone: The winner, is Technoblade, the blood god!
Next time on death battle![]
Next time on death battle season 4!
Bad dads...
"Plagg, Claws out!"
Breed badass sons.
"I'm not going to tell you my plan. That would be Stupid!"
Michael afton vs Cat noir!