"Psychopathic YouTubers."
Introduction[]
Carl: Masochists are people who enjoy pain on themselves or others.
Yazo: And sometimes their content creators on YouTube.
Carl: GrayStillPlays, the Florida Man.
Yazo: Ctop, the anthropomorphic C wearing a top hat. He's Carl and I'm Yazo.
Carl: And it's our job to analyze their armor, weapons, and skills to find out who would win, a Death Battle!
GrayStillPlays is still alive in Death Battle![]
Carl: Gray (yes that's his real name) joined the YouTube community in 2016, which was the golden age for YouTubers.
Yazo: But after doing boring Let'sPlays, he switched up the content. He decided to play games the opposite of the intention. If it can be played that way, he'll play it that way. If it can't be played that way, then god d*mn it, he'll still play it that way!
Carl: He has studied in Mechanical Engineering and knows how to run a coffee buisness. Pretty impressive for the guy who calls himself an idiot.
Yazo *mumbling*: Says the guy who has 13 phds.
Carl: What was that?
Yazo: Oh, uh, I said, uh, he also has an impressive arsenal.
Carl: Right he does, my Russian acquaintance. He has many powers, like laser beams (both hot and cold), time manipulation, access to Henry Stickmin's whole arsenal, Saw Blades, and Missiles.
Yazo: He can manipulate Weather, Portals, Fate, DNA, Reality, Black Holes, Asteroids, Electricity, Water, and even Data, which he mainly uses to increase his power and weapon capabilities.
Carl: He has extra lives to keep him from dying, and has lived for hundreds of years without dying, meaning he's immortal. And if you think he's above his Sims, then he has more power then the likes of Spleens, who even Death himself couldn't kill, and that guy reaps souls as a job.
Yazo: But he also has a bunch of weapons, like Anti-Matter Missiles, Planet Killers, Laser Satellites, Drills (like, Planet Destroying ones), Laser Shields, Presents that spawn random creatures, like dragons and giant planet eating worms, Giant Snowballs, several different types of guns, the Talisman that can obliterate people with lightning, a trident, a syringe that can take DNA to make himself more powerful and gain abilities, a potion that turns Gray into his most powerful form: Super Grayin 7, a Cloning Machine, Lucky Blocks, a Gravity Gun, God Fishing Rod, God Bow, God Pickaxe, a bunch of medieval weaponry, crowbars, knives, pitchforks, a Hacking Computer, and even RPG's.
Carl: He also has several different pets and vehicles, like cars, tanks, bicycles, motorcycles, planes, even a spaceship that can destroy parts of Earth's surface. Along with an army of cats, villagers, llamas, and axolotls, with a population of well over 4000.
Yazo: Oh, and he can likely resist mind control, as the Baby in Yellow tried to do it, and Gray responded with "If your supposed to be the voices inside my head, you gotta lot of competition."
Carl: But now we get onto feats. Gray once fired off a beam that destroyed the fabric of reality, and found himself in a white void. He can fly between planets, which is about the Speed of Light. And he could tank the same blast that destroyed the fabric of reality.
Yazo: And he scales to his clone who can lift a sheep, which weighs 350 lbs. *yawns*
Carl: But Gray doesn't always win. He has died several times, and his masochistic side may prevent him from killing someone, as long as he gets enjoyment out of inflicting pain.
Yazo: But Gray is still here to play, so more one-liners d*mnit!
"I'm still alive..."
Ctop is here in Death Battle and everything went wrong![]
Carl: Ctop is a YouTuber that likes to take games but make his own twist on things.
Yazo: He usually does it with a guy named Simply Chris, who he tortures beyond relief.
Carl: That and the fact that he's a living letter C, he doesn't have much that we know.
Yazo: Well, other then his dog and wife, but other than that, there isn't anything else to cover, since this guy's past and private life is essentially unknown.
Carl: So let's kickstart his arsenal, shall we? First off is the obvious fact that he has several guns and melee weapons, like pistols, snipers, RPG's, knives, crowbars, swords, but he also has police equipment.
Yazo: He has a demon form that can shoot acid and fire balls. Back to base, he can throw sawblades and summon portals.
Carl: He has a Rocket Wheelchair, flamethrower, fireworks, a squid gun, Magnet and Gravity gun, Invisibility Mask, and Ninja Stars.
Yazo: He has a remote that can turn him giant (but can also reach this form by eating a lot), several lightsabers, a flying broomstick that fires magical projectiles, and even the ability to make people sleep just by talking.
Carl: He has several types of lasers, also stuff from the MCU, like the Infinity Gauntlet, Thor's Hammer (plus Stormbreaker), an Iron Man and Black Panther suit, and even Spider-Man powers and Wolverine's Powers. He also has several vehicles and the ability to control ice.
Yazo: He can summon different creatures, like One-Punch Kong, Speedy Chris, and Shaggy, with his most powerful summon being General Top, who can take down a kaiju with just a few rounds from his pistol.
Carl: He has a Golden Hammer from Smash Bros, Anti-Matter Missiles, Nukes, Grappling Gun, Balloon Gun, and several laser guns.
Yazo: He can transform into different Minecraft Mobs, along with an ability to control time. Mainly only slowing and stopping it. Nothing crazy like time travel. He is also like the Avatar, as he can manipulate most types of bending.
Carl: He has Harry Potter magic, grenades, Black Hole Manipulation, the Death Note, TNT, Magic Ropes, Giant Magic Hands, Shatterblade, Whip Sword, the Ten Rings from Shang-Chi, Yondu's Arrows, Lucky Blocks, and finally, a Glider from Avatar.
Yazo: But he also has some impressive feats. He can dodge lasers, tank black-holes, create black-holes, and can lift cars, which weigh 2 tons.
Carl: But he does have a fair share of weaknesses. Notably, his intelligence. He has been known to make dumb mistakes, even though he's considered to be the smart one between him and Simply Chris.
Yazo: But if I saw an anthropomorphic C running at me in the middle of the night, I'd run as fast as I could the other direction.
"Wait, did you tell the Russian to get out?"
Pre-Death Battle[]
Carl: Alright, the combatants are set, and we've run the data through all possibilities. Let's end this debate once and for all!
Yazo: And right now, it's time for a DEEAATTHH BAATTLLEE!
Death Battle![]
It was the day of the big race. Racers were all lined up to start. Ctop hopped onto his pet dragon and readied himself, while everyone (including the narrator) questioned the rules of this race. The announcer grabbed a flag. He began to countdown.
"3...2...1-" Before he could finish his sentence, he was shot in the head, as GrayStillPlays zoomed by in his Florida Man Mobile. The other racers, including Ctop, drove/flew after him. However, Gray turned to fire guns at his competitor's tires, causing them all to crash. He then noticed Ctop and his dragon.
"Is that even legal?" Gray asked.
"Your the guy who killed the announcer, I'm pretty sure legalities go out the window." Ctop said.
"Who cares? Besides, your dragon's speed is nothing but ROOKIE NUMBERS!" Gray said, before speeding off, laughing. Ctop grabbed an RPG, as the dragon flew after Gray.
FIGHT![]
Let's Play[]
Ctop aimed the RPG at Gray and fired.
"Wait, what's that noise-" Gray starts to say. The rocket landed behind him, launching him from the Florida Man Mobile.
"Well, that was an interesting turn of events." Gray said. The dragon charged up a fire ball.
"See you next summer!" Ctop yells. Gray quickly puts up a forcefield that blocks it.
"NOT TODAY, SATAN!" Gray yells, before taking out his God Bow, and fires at the dragon, causing it to blow up, knocking Ctop off of the dragon. Gray aims again, but Ctop takes out a sniper and shoots it out of Gray's hands, before destroying it with another shot. Gray dodged the next shot, before taking out his own sniper, as they open fire. However, they both miss.
"Wow, our aim sucks." Ctop says.
"No, I just pitied your aim and purposely missed." Gray said. "Oh." Ctop replied. Gray snapped his fingers, causing an asteroid to come down, as Ctop takes out Stormbreaker. The asteroid came down, as Ctop jumped up and hit with a large bolt of electricity. The asteroid was destroyed as the chunks came down to destroy parts of the city.
One of the chunks crush Gray. Ctop lands. He laughs.
"Wow, that attack rocked!" Ctop says. The chunk was suddenly destroyed.
"I hate bad jokes." Gray says. Ctop threw the axe, but suddenly, it stopped mid-air. It dissolved into data.
"What?" Ctop questioned.
"Stop being confused d*mmit. Wait, I'm being censored? F*ck. Sh*t. B*tch-" Gray was cut off by a laser from Ctop, launching Gray through the building. Suddenly, several animals like cats, chickens, llamas, and axolotls came from nowhere and ran at Ctop.
"Aw...look at the cute animals-" Ctop started to say, before he got tackled to the ground by a llama. The animals jumped Ctop and started to scratch, peck, and headbutt Ctop. Suddenly, the animals stopped as Gray jumped up holding his trident and stabbed Ctop, before opening a portal below them, taking them to another dimension.
Witchery[]
The portal opens in the sky, as the fighters below continue their fight. Eclipse gently glided to the ground, before shooting more spells, only for the black horse opposing her to dodge. Suddenly, Luna's eye caught the portal. She was so startled by it, that a spell knocked through some trees. Before Luna or Eclipse could start another clash, Ctop and Gray fell from the portal. Gray teleported away, causing Ctop to land on Eclipse.
"Whoo! Sorry about that-" Ctop started to say, but was thrown of by the witch.
"MIDNIGHT SHRIEK!" She yelled, before firing the spell, launching Ctop into the air.
"Oh, a magic battle? How about the magic of HOT LEAD!" Ctop said, before taking out two pistols and firing at Eclipse, who dodged..
Luna prepared to charge up a ball of electricity, but suddenly, a syringe was stabbed into her, extracting some DNA. Gray took out the syringe. Luna fired the electric attack at him, but he dodged. He took out his gravity gun and locked Luna in place.
"YEET!" He said, before launching Luna to the moon, causing it to explode. He then stuck the syringe into his neck, injecting Luna's blood into him, giving him the powers of Princess Luna.
The gun had been knocked out of Ctop's hand, and he was currently being treated like a ragdoll.
"Maybe I should use actual magic..." He muttered. He summoned a broomstick and a wand, and started to open fire. But before Eclipse could react, a syringe stabbed into her arm, with Gray disappearing before she could counter-attack. She was so busy with Gray, that Ctop's spell hit Eclipse, blowing her up. Gray opened another portal and tackled Ctop through it.
Creepy Dolls[]
The scene opened up to a dark house in the middle of the night. The doll possessed by a serial killer walked through the halls, looking for his foe. Plushtrap had retreated into the darkness. The darkness seemed to shifted, as mechanical laughter came from it. Before Plushtrap could ambush Chucky, Gray and Ctop crashed into the room.
Ctop took out a knife and tried to stab Gray, but Gray caught it, and threw the knife across the room, before pinning Ctop to the wall. Chucky jumped to kill Gray, but he took out a crowbar, and slammed it into Chucky, pinning the killer against the wall, but forgetting about Ctop in the process. Ctop took out a floppy disk and inserted it into his non-existent pocket, and gained his Iron Man suit.
"Wait a minute-" Before Gray could realize his mistake, he was stabbed through the chest with one of Ctop's laser blades. Before Ctop could use his laser gun to blast Gray away, Plushtrap jumped onto the gun, making it spin widely.
"AHH! THERE'S A RABBIT ATTACKING ME!" Ctop screamed. Using his free hand, he grabbed Plushtrap and threw him into the air. Ctop then punched Plushtrap into the darkness. Gray dragged the crowbar and Chuck through the wall, hitting Ctop in the face. Gray and Ctop fall into another portal, while Chucky is flung across the room.
Plushtrap jumped ontop of Chucky, and ripped him limb from limb.
Turtle Complex[]
Goku Black dodged King Koopa's fireballs, but was punched by Bowser, sending him flying. Before he could hit the trees, a portal opened up, as Gray and Ctop both crashed into Zamasu.
"Hey, I can talk freely again! I guess that last cameo hindered speech to edgy ones." Ctop mumbled. Gray got up, and took out an RPG.
"LESS EXPLANATIONS D*MNIT!" Gray yelled, and fired it, launching Ctop towards Bowser, who grabbed Ctop out of the air.
"Who are you, chump?" Bowser asked.
"I'm Ctop. And I like hats." Ctop said. The laser gun aimed at Bowser's head. Bowser was launched into the air. Zamasu appeared behind Bowser, but the king retreated into his shell, blocking Zamasu's laser blast. Gray took out a potion and drank it. Gray increased in size to become Super Grayin 7. Zamasu flew up to him to punch him.
"You look like a D&D Elf decided to cosplay as a Street Fighter character." Gray said.
"You dare mock a god?" Zamasu said. He fired a large purple beam at Gray, who countered with an ice beam. The two attacks collided. Bowser grabbed Ctop and threw him into the beam. Ctop was quickly blasted back down. Bowser tried to punch Ctop, but the letter of the alphabet dodged, and summoned a blackhole that sucks Bowser in, destroying his molecular bond. Meanwhile, Gray's beam quickly overpowered Zamasu's, eventually hitting (and freezing) him. Gray then grabbed the frozen god out of the air and crushed him. Ctop flew into Gray, but ends up flying into a portal. Gray laughs out loud, and (still a giant) walks into a giant portal.
Greedy for Golden Jawbreakers[]
Eddy fell to the ground, struggling to get up. Wario put on a viking helmet and charged Eddy. Giant Gray and Iron Ctop appeared from nowhere. The two YouTubers continued to fight for their lives. Gray punched Ctop through a building. Ctop flies up, and bombards Gray with lasers. Wario and Eddy looked up to watch.
Gray eventually grabbed the laser gun on Ctop's shoulder and crushed it.
"I'll take that." Gray said. He threw Ctop to the ground. Eddy threw one of his stink bombs at Ctop, but Ctop easily tanked it.
"I've inhaled more toxic gases from my best friend." Ctop said. Wario then charged up his fart, and released a nuke of fart. When the explosion subsided, Eddy's legs was trapped under a large amount of rubble, Ctop was unarmed, but his armor was scrapped. Gray had been forced out of Super Grayin 7, but was otherwise unharmed. He laughed as hard as he could.
Eddy tried to lift the the rubble in the game, but couldn't get it off him. Wario walked up to him.
"This is for giving me a fake magic lamp!" Wario said. He jumped up and activates his metal cap. He landed on Eddy, crushing him. Gray appeared behind him, back in base form. Wario turned, and punched him, launching him into the building. Ctop got back up and activated his demon form, gaining several heads and wings. He flew into the air, and spewed fire and acid, ending up corroding Wario's metal. Gray then charged up a beam and fired it at Wario, but Ctop countered with a blast of fire. The two attacks collided. The universe tore itself apart, including Wario himself. Eventually, they were left in nothing but a white void.
"Well, this is strange." Ctop said. Suddenly, something started to re-draw the universe.
"This is taking too long." Gray said, fast-fowarding time to make the re-drawing of the universe faster. Eventually, the drawing finish, but with a new landscape.
Scary Sonic OCs[]
Sonic.EXE fired a beam of fire at Turbo Mecha Sonic (who was in his Semi-Super Form), leaving only burn marks. Gray and Ctop appeared, continuing their fight. Mecha Sonic caught Gray in the corner of his eye and charged him. Gray caught the punch.
"YOU!" Mecha Sonic yelled.
"Hey, Edgy. Long time no see." Gray says.
"Wait, you two know each other?" Ctop asked.
"I brutally murdered him in another Death Battle, which was deleted." Gray said. Mecha Sonic powered up his booster, and pushed Gray into the air.
"Haha! More prey to torture. This will be fun!" Sonic.EXE says.
"You fool, I torture people too!" Ctop says, before covering the demon in acid, melting his physical form, but Sonic.EXE quickly regenerates. Sonic.EXE flies towards Ctop, but he flies over. Sonic.EXE spinsdashes into Ctop, but he took out the Infinity Gauntlet and used telekinesis to keep the evil Sonic in place. Meanwhile, Turbo was still pushing Gray into the air.
/delete Turbo_Mecha_Sonic_(Semi_Super_Form)_booster.exe
Suddenly, Turbo's booster disappeared. As they fell, Mecha Sonic used his gun arm to shoot Gray, but he slowed down time and dodged them all. He then took an axe and embedded it into Turbo's skull. He then ripped it off.
Ctop grabbed Sonic.EXE and flew into the air. He charged up a blast of acid.
"GO FIGHT MISSINGNO!" Ctop yelled, before blasting Sonic.EXE to the next dimension...literally.
Before turning to fight his old foe, he equipped another Iron Man armor, and then took out a rocket launcher, and loaded it with Anti-Matter Missiles. Gray appeared behind Ctop, before taking out another potion. He drank it, and restored his form as Super Grayin 7.
"You had another of those potions? That's unfair." Ctop said.
"You have multiple of those floppy disks that give you Walmart Iron Man suits, I think I'll live with another potion." Gray said. He flicked Ctop, before summoning a portal behind him, sending Ctop back to the original dimension, right where they started.
LET'S END THIS![]
Gray followed Ctop to the dimension. Ctop opened fire with fire, acid, and lasers. Gray blocked with his hands, and slammed his axe into Ctop, launching him through several buildings. Gray then fired a laser from his hands, which Ctop countered with his own laser. The Earth started to rumble and crack. Gray summoned several meteors to come and hit the planet, as Ctop summoned General Top's, which destroy the meteor's creating chunks that fall and cause even more destruction.
Eventually, Gray and Ctop slam into each other, causing the planet to self-destruct. The two laugh masochistically.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
/delete [type=all]_GeneralTop.exe
All of the General Top's disappeared, as Ctop fired several Anti-Matter Missiles. Gray is bombarded by them, and is launched to Mars. Gray used telekinesis to throw it at Ctop. For some reason, he heard some rich guy screaming as he did this. Ctop dodged the planet flying towards him. He flew towards Gray.
Ctop shot acid at Gray, but the owner of Spleens the Cat ducked, grabbed Ctop, and threw him all the way to the dwarf planet, Pluto. Then Gray summoned a black hole, eating away the planet, and Gray hoped, along with Ctop. Gray began to fly away, but Ctop flew back, and charged into him at top speed.
"Ok, it was funny the first time, second time is crossing a line." Gray says.
/delete Ctop.exe
Ctop then disappeared, with only his armor being the only trace he was ever their. But Ctop hadn't been vanquished completely.
Ctop ended up in Limbo, and walked up to the judge's platform, so he can be judged and appropiately sent to his afterlife, heaven or hell. The angel was about to speak, when Gray walked it.
"God said I could judge this soul, so move over, bozo!" Gray said, elbowing the angel away.
"Wait, you're a judge for heaven?" Ctop asked.
"Yup! And I'm ending this stupid Death Battle!" Gray said. He put a new button on the table, next to the Heaven and Hell button. It read "Hell Plus Plus."
Without a second thought, Gray slammed the button. A portal opened up, and Ctop was sucked inside, forced to live in eternal damnation, but worse...
...
...
...detention.
K.O!!!
Gray laughed to himself, before walking away.
"Hey, Gabe! You can take over now!" Gray yelled to the angel that he had elbowed away. Gray then turned to the camera.
"Anyways, I'm gonna drink till I pass out. Stay foxy, much love." Gray said. He then took a drink of Bud Lite, but because he was in the highest place in existence, he was immediately hit hard, and passed out.
Results[]
Yazo: Whoo! That's one for the YouTube Rewind...assuming they ever make a good one.
Carl: Both fighters were unique in their own way, but it was pretty obvious who won.
Yazo: They were tied in speed, and while Ctop was technically more experienced (Ctop's channel is eight years old, while GrayStillPlay's channel was six years), that's where draws and Ctop's advantages end. Oh, and I guess Ctop could lift more, but Lifting Strength honestly didn't matter.
Carl: Yes, Ctop could tank a black hole, but Gray could survive the universe being destroyed...AND HE'S THE ONE WHO DESTROYED IT!
Yazo: Gray was much more intelligent, considering he can run a coffee business, has a degree in Mechanical Engineering, and could persuade the media easily, while Ctop is usually potrayed as an idiot.
Carl: And it didn't take a genius, which helps since Yazo isn't one, to figure out who won hax. Sure, Ctop had Black Holes, Gray had DNA, Fate, and Coding on his side. Plus that with the fact that Gray could counter Ctop's entire arsenal, Gray could win with hax alone. Ctop was fast and experienced, but Gray was too strong, too durable, too smart, and too crazy to lose to this letter.
Yazo: Looks like Gray's got a higher then a C, and is at the Top. Let's hope that Ctop is Still Playing at the end.
Carl: The winner is GrayStillPlays.
Soundtrack Concept[]
Next Time On Death Battle![]
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"Eh, eh? Vive le France!"
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