Terrarian vs Robloxian is a What If? episode of death battle. Featuring Terrarian from Terraria and the Robloxian from ROBLOX.
(Credit to DM Dokuro for the Calamity Mod music included in the analysis and battle)
Description[]
Terraria vs ROBLOX! Two individuals with a large arsenal of tools set in a voxel world placed in a violent dispute between one another. Who would win in a fight to the death?
Interlude[]
(Cue Death Battle - Invader)
Boomstick: Open-world building, two video game genres that were ushered to the mainstream public by Minecraft - the same video game where you can create an automated machine that endlessly produces cobblestone with a cubic meter of magma and water.
Wiz: As per that fact alone, two video games gained notoriety from the same fans that adored Minecraft and rose out of the cinders of unpopular games - Roblox and Terraria.
Boomstick: Originating from both of these games are a couple of people that have a butt-load of weapons and even a tendency for killing one another!
Wiz: The Terrarian, the purifier of the Corrupt and slayer of Cthulhu's brother.
Boomstick: And the Robloxian, the cubic man with more weapons than Gilgamesh's Gate of Babylon. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle!
Robloxian[]
(Cue The Great Strategy)
(Boomstick reads through the script offscreen and the music slows down and halts completely after six seconds)
Boomstick: Uhh, Wiz?
Wiz: What's the problem, Boomstick?
Boomstick: There's no actual lore for this guy
Wiz: Then why don't we ski-
Boomstick: So let's try out our filler content to experiment with our advertising!
Wiz: Oh, alright, fine, let's get out the old and unfinished script.
Boomstick: The Robloxian is a blocky, plastic person of unknown origin that is notable for one thing.
Wiz: Is it their tendency to be incredibly immature, illiterate, and willing to date people on an online childrens' game whom of which they think are actual women?
Boomstick: No! Their goddamn arsenal of weapons that puts the entire United States nuclear stockpile to shame!
Wiz: Are you sure about that, Boomstick? I recall there being dozens up dozens of videos on YouTube criticizing the game for its playerbase.
Boomstick: Well, that's just an opinion! Hah, I out-argued you!
Wiz: Fine, go on with the script.
Boomstick: Then the Robloxian - after defeating Sephiroth - proceeded to save Shantae from the Flood - a species of killer tree mangoes that had the ability to perform reverse-mitosis and can live off of liquid gallium mixed with molten salt rather than water - and flew back to the planet Zebes, then proceeded to evict Shantae from her home because she didn't pay her rent!
Wiz: Boomstick! None of that ever happened, are you reading the correct script?
Boomstick: Oh, right, that was someone's fanfiction from Wattpad.com. It had somewhat positive reviews, so I guess that's passable quality for an episode of Death Battle
Wiz: Sure, Boomstick, whatever you believe.
Boomstick: Ooh, I forgot to mention this one! There are a variety of games on Roblox that have their own different feats and characters in them. Rather than using a composite Robloxian with all the feats and abilities of all other Robloxians from every Roblox game - which would be entirely ludicrous to make an analysis for - we will use the theoretical Robloxian we like to call the "Catalog Gear" Robloxian, which is essentially a Robloxian that scales to fighting other Robloxians that use Catalog Gear while they use Catalog Gear themselves... also because of the fact that Catalog Gear is designed by the developers of Roblox themselves, so I guess that makes sense!
Wiz: I suppose that makes sense.
Boomstick: Alright, enough of the casual talk, let's talk about the Robloxian's selling point, his gear!
(Cue The Great Strategy again)
Wiz: And quite literally too, as catalog gear requires Robux, which costs actual, real life currency.
Boomstick: Good one, Wiz!
Wiz: Thanks.
Boomstick: Propagating this analysis forward, let's get onto his equipment!
Wiz: According to the catalog (Including unavailable items - which are still technically legitimate items as they were once obtainable and players still have them should they obtain it prior to being unavailable), there exists - as of this date - 2,165 different catalog gears.
Boomstick: Holy hell, imagine how many ways the Robloxian can manhandle you with that amount of paraphernalia of mass murder!
Wiz: Unfortunately, some of those catalog gears aren't weapons, which means some of them are transportation items, healing items, and... social items?
Boomstick: Can he murder you with with any of them?
Wiz: For the most part, no. Besides, most of the Robloxian's weapons either pale in comparison to the stronger ones or are impractical in one way or another, so a majority of them won't be presented in the battle for either being completely useless and/or being outclassed by existing weapons that serve the function if exceed it.
Boomstick: You had to ruin the fun, Wiz, you just had to ruin the fun?
Wiz: Boomstick, you haven't even scratched the surface of the Robloxian's real arsenal!
Boomstick: Well, Mc. Know-It-All! Convince me otherwise!
Wiz: Alright, I will. Starting out with one of the Robloxian's weapons is the exponential rocket launcher. The exponential rocket launcher is a small, handheld rocket launcher that - when fired - launches a singular rocket that individually is powerful enough to kill another Robloxian. However, after a short period of time in mid-flight, the rocket launcher splits into three separate rockets, and shortly after, the three rockets split into three more rockets sprouting off individual rocket, resulting in nine rockets. Since each rocket is close enough together, the destruction it inflicts is - to simply put - nine times higher than that of the originally fired rocket.
Boomstick: So basically, a rocket launcher that works like a shotgun by firing an single shell that bursts into a bunch of pellets. But instead of splitting into pellets, it splits into explosive shotgun shells that split into more explosive shotgun shells?
Wiz: That is correct, Boomstick.
Boomstick: Hot damn! Shotgun missile launchers?! Tell me more!
Wiz: If you thought that was unorthdox and yet awestruck-worthy, you haven't seen how powerful his other weapons are.
Boomstick: Come on Wiz, spit it out!
Wiz: Crescendo, the Soul Stealer is a red, sinister, rune-inscribed sword that - according to its description - was forged with fiery flames and a demon's eye. Truthful to its name, Crescendo has the ability to steal souls, which it uses for either passively rejuvenating the wielder's vitality or releasing in a barrage of giant, red, soul-flames that deal massive amounts of damage and phases through terrain. But in order to obtain those souls, all Crescendo needs to do it touch something aside from the user and they will float upwards and then proceed to have their soul ripped out of their air-suspended corpse while the weapon or item they are currently holding gets deleted.
Boomstick: Let me help you with that script there, Wiz.
Wiz: That would be a pleasure, Boomstick.
Boomstick: If you don't think being able to take away people's souls by tapping them is horrifying enough, the Crescendo doesn't even need to touch you in order to fuck you sideways! The wielder can fire a small, red flare that homes into nearby a nearby opponent and increases in speed every second that performs the same exact, rinse-and-repeat process of harvesting a soul from somebody.
Wiz: Another weapon to accompany this is known as Telamonster, the Chaos Edge - a bulky, flaming crimson sword that can generate trails of fire by having the wielder simply lunge as well as set opponents on fire in order to deal massive damage. The Telamonster also has the special ability where the wielder can perform a horizontal slash in order to encase all nearby opponents in red, burning vines that render the opponent incapable of movement as well as damage them.
Boomstick: If you decide that the Telamonster is way too badass and that you're going to fly to another country, then you've just screwed yourself over because the Telamonster has a little trick up its sleeve. The wielder can hold the Telamonster in the both of their hands like a protester holding a picket sign to encase anyone (within a fairly large radius) using flight abilities in vines and - unlike the other move - completely negates their flight ability be either deleting the equipment allowing for such, or by removing their power to do so.
Wiz: Since this also affects the same source that grants the ability in the first place - such as the R-Orb's ability to both allow the user to fire large balls of energy and fly, which is imbued into the user after they empower themselves with the orb - it can also completely negate other abilities that stem off of the main source of the flight, such as the aforementioned energy orbs.
Boomstick: Take in mind that this is just the very bare tip of the iceberg when it comes to the Robloxian's strongest gears!
Wiz: The Robloxian's most powerful gear can petrify opponents, turn them into piles of goo by simply making contact with them, easily - and instantly - kill Robloxians that are hundreds of times more durable than them, transmute them into frogs, cause them to repeatedly attack themselves with their own arms and legs, levitate all of the items that any nearby opponents are using with the bare exception of one item in the opponent'(s') hands, outright suppress their ability to attack at all, create portals to an unknown dimension that effectively removes the opponent from the battlefield, render themselves invulnerable to attacks that would otherwise instantly kill them, and much, much more. Many gears that are not mentioned have abilities that can turn the tides of battle, but we - sadly enough - lack the time do discuss them.
Boomstick: However, out of all of these unmentioned weapons - one of the most notable swords in the Robloxian's arsenal is Sorcus' Sword of Judgement. While it has a pearly texture and an elegant structure, its looks aren't the main selling point of it. Instead, Sorcus' Sword of Judgement is essentially a middle finger to whatever beefy, muscular figure you may have, as it can outright set any opponent's - with the exception of the user's - durability within an unquantifiably large range to be about only 3/4ths of the Robloxian's normal durability.
Wiz: Now take in mind, the Robloxian's durability allows him to withstand continued sword slashes from a Linked Sword for about a second or two. This makes it so the opponent can only survive about 75% of time should they be affected by it.
Boomstick: This proves deadly in conjunction with its other special ability - which I like to call pussy-hit-and-run-jutsu! The Robloxian literally transforms into a transparent, flaming ball of death that floats towards the nearest opponent in an identical range to its other ability, transforms the Robloxian into their humanoid form once behind their back, and performs a nimble slash before teleporting back to their original position.
Wiz: In addition to the Robloxian's large arsenal, he also has some pretty extreme physical capabilities of his own in addition to some extreme strength, speed, and durability.
(Cue Ragnarok Online - Monastery in Disguise)
Boomstick: The Robloxian can survive having his arms and legs cut off without even flinching! Hell, he can even move without legs, and all he needs is his right arm to kill somebody!
Wiz: On some occasions, the Robloxian can even survive decapitation and can still walk around an function as they would without their head.
Boomstick: Not only that, but he doesn't give a flying fuck whether or not he's a rock, as the Robloxian can still kick your ass even if he's a goddamn inanimate object!
Wiz: The Robloxian is also powerful enough to take hits from other Robloxians using either the Sword of Light or Sword of Darkness-
Boomstick: I thought we were talking about completely badass feats? Not stuff like "Oh, I can take hits from completely normal everyday chivalry"!
Wiz: Let me finish that sentence, Boomstick! The Sword of Light and Sword of Darkness respectively have the power to rotate the Earth to day and night respectively. The Sword of Light, in specific, can do this in under a second.
Boomstick: Spinning stuff in a circle? Pfft, like, what's that gonna do to someone?
Wiz: You see, Earth's rotation on its axis is responsible for the day and night cycle. The Earth completes a full rotation in approximately 24 hours - or the length of time it takes for a full day and night cycle to occur - and each full rotation is about 360 degrees, or 2pi radian. Since the Earth does this within 24 hours, that means the Earth rotates approximately 0.0000727220522 radians every second.
Boomstick: That's a tiny number, how does that warrant you trying to persuade me?
Wiz: - that is until you factor in the Earth's Moment of Inertia being 8.034 x 10^37 kg.m^2. Plugging that into a rotational kinetic energy formula - 0.5 * M * W^2 (Where M is the moment of inertia, and W is the amount of radians it rotates per second) - that means the Earth would be able to output approximately 50,774,120.45 Teratons of TNT every second. That is slightly over two million times the energy output of the impact of the Chixculub meteor - which was the meteor responsible for killing the dinosaurs.
Boomstick: Holy shit! Are you saying that Robloxians have goddamn meteors of death compacted into tiny blades as one of their many weapons?
Wiz: At a bare minimum, yes. But this is not even taking into consideration that the Sword of Light does this within a much, much smaller timeframe. Using a site to determine the specific timeframes, the Robloxian pulls off this feat in 0.76 seconds. Since this only turns it from night to day, this mean it only rotates the Earth 180 degrees, or 1pi radian. Due to the fact that the Robloxian can perform this feat within 0.76 seconds, that means he rotates the Earth 4.13367454 radians per second. Plugging this into the same exact formula used to previously calculate the rotational kinetic energy of the Earth, we get a total energy output of 164.052448 Ninatons of TNT per second. For comparison, a quantity of TNT with the mass of the sun would have an explosive energy of 8.28 Undecillion joules. The Sword of Light rotating the Earth is a tad bit over 82 times as powerful as this.
Boomstick: Are you saying that one of the Robloxian's basic weapons are basically giant space bombs in disguise?
Wiz: In a metaphorical sense, yes.
Boomstick: Damn, how does he even survive being hit with that monster of a weapon?
Wiz: Fictional scaling logic.
Boomstick: Oh, makes sense.
Wiz: We should not forget to mention how - arbitrarily enough - notable the Robloxian's physical characteristics are! The Robloxian is capable of sending other Robloxians that were transmutated into gold by Midas' Gloves - by simply hitting them with a sledgehammer not even moving at full speed - at incredible speeds!
Boomstick: Gee, Wiz! Because you calculated all of this mumbo-jumbo beforehand, why don't you calculate this one?
Wiz: It would be a pleasure to, Boomstick! You see, the Robloxian isn't necessarily the shape of a human - rather - Robloxians are humanoid - akin to that of a human, but-
Boomstick: Not human?
Wiz: Yeah, sure. The Robloxian is a very blocky person that would logically have more volume than a normal human man. We don't necessarily know the material the Robloxian is composed of - possibly flesh, with a density of 985 kilograms per cubic meter - but this is not necessary given the fact we are calculating the force required to launch Robloxians made out of solid gold. According to our calculations, we calculated the mass of a golden Robloxian to be 11,107.2515 kilograms in addition to its acceleration, being 95,007.665 m/s^2. Multiplying the acceleration by its mass would grant us a total force of about 9.055 billion newtons, or - in the medium of Earth's gravity, 9.81 M/S - 107,571,257 kilograms! This is about the same mass of the Eiffel tower multiplied by fourteen!
Boomstick: Goddamn! What kind of steroids does the Robloxian use?
Wiz: Not only that, but the Robloxian can also move at a fraction of - and even outpace with certain gears - lightning bolts fired from the lightning wand.
Boomstick: And this isn't your regular old "oh, I'm called lightning but I don't actually act like real lightning". This is actual, cold-brewed, homemade lightning!
Wiz: According to the lightning wand's description, it states that the user can 'control the weather', and refers the wand to as a lighting rod.
Boomstick: And if you didn't figure out already, the lightning wand doesn't control the weather.
Wiz: Correct, Boomstick. The statement 'control the weather' is a figurative statement that implies that - given its functionality of shooting lighting bolts as an attack - the user harnesses the ability to fire electrical currents with the same voltage as lightning, thus making it lightning speed. As I have mentioned before, the description also refers the lightning wand as a 'lightning rod'. Lightning rods are metal rods placed on exposed parts of buildings and tall structures in order to harmlessly divert lightning into the ground.
Boomstick: If you didn't figure out this one out either, the lightning wand diverts the lightning harmfully!
Wiz: Since the quote on quote "lightning rod" does not have a metal cable connecting to the ground for the electricity to flow down into, it can be assumed that it diverts said electricity into the lightning bolts it hurls as an attack. Factoring this in with the fact that it states that the lightning wand 'controls the weather', it can be safely assumed that this lightning is identical to cloud-to-ground lightning in energy output and is thus comparable to it in speed.
Boomstick: Not only this, but the Robloxian is capable of travelling at a portion of the velocity that particles summoned from the Katana of the Ninth Moon fly at - which can easily reach the Moon's surface to the Earth within a second.
Wiz: That is correct Boomstick, using this video as well as the timeframe provided using the same site and method, we can determine it takes 1.04 to reach the location the Robloxian is at. In spite of this, the distance from the Moon is rather shorter than the actual distance the Earth is from the Moon. Using angular sizing, we can find out that the distance that a Roblox place is away from the Moon is about 3.1801 million meters. Since this takes 1.04 seconds, this means the particle would have to travel at least 3,057,788.46 meters per second, which is just barely over 1% of lightspeed. Since the particle has a walkspeed value of 192.307692308 ingame - and given the walkspeed of the robloxian being 16 - the Robloxian can walk at 254,407.999 M/S, which is just around 741 times faster than the speed of sound.
Boomstick: And that's not even factoring the speed of his projectile weaponry, speed boosting equipment, and flight gear, so this is just the minimal velocity he strolls around at during a walk at the park!
Wiz: Despite this, the Robloxian does have a few flaws that can prove dangerous to him.
Boomstick: First and foremost, the Robloxian can't do jack shit if he loses his right arm, so he's at a risk if he unfortunately gets it smacked off right in the middle of a battle
Wiz: Haha, good one boomstick. Right about that, speaking of which, powerful enough attacks can cause any of the Robloxian's hit limbs to fall off, which could be dangerous should it be his right arm.
Boomstick: Also, the Robloxian is practically defenseless without any items at all, which means that he can't do anything to defend himself, like, at all. It would probably be a godsend for him to discover what hand-to-hand combat is.
Terrarian[]
(Cue Terraria - Alternative Day Theme)
Wiz: On an island presumably in the middle of nowhere, and out of the same nowhere, two people appeared in its epicenter.
Boomstick: The guide and Bob, or was it Joe? Jimmy? Daniel?
Wiz: Call him the Terrarian, it's a much more general term, and it fits the "Name of the game with an -ian at the end of it for the protagonist" theme.
Boomstick: Alright, the guide and the Terrarian randomly appeared into existence on the island's epicenter. Can we move on now?!
Wiz: The Terrarian is an expert survivor that - with the various tips and information from the guide - quickly managed to muster up resources and special relics within various chests found throughout the same island they were questionably stranded on and killed powerful beasts such as the Eye of Cthulhu and the Brain of Cthulhu - both of which were quite literally parts of Cthulhu's body - with nothing but a set of metal armor and a bow.
Boomstick: Holy shit! Are you saying that the Terrarian literally killed a fraction of Cthulhu when he was a weak fledgling?!
Wiz: In some fashion, yes. But the Eye of Cthulhu and Brain of Cthulhu questionably belong to Cthulhu - with the only evidence being the 'of cthulhu' in their names - and are rather weak in comparison to most of the other enemies the Terrarian has actually faced during the later portions of his adventure.
Boomstick: Moving on, the Terrarian quickly did the same thing - rinse and repeat - with stronger materials and access to new locations available from slaughtering various local monstrosities such as giant skulls with arms, gigantic masses of gel, a rather large bee, and even a goddamn wall entirely made out of human flesh.
Wiz: Not to mention, in order for the Terrarian to summon the latter, he had to sacrifice his dear guide by throwing a voodoo doll into searing hot magma.
Boomstick: Really? What an asshole! Who the hell would risk their life in exchange for their friend's life trying to quarrel with the goddamn gatekeeper of hell?!
Wiz: The Terrarian.
Boomstick: I suppose that makes complete sense.
Wiz: Unsurprisingly, when the Terrarian killed the Wall of Flesh, out flew the souls of light and dark - two forces that molded the island of Terraria into a mish-mash of purity and evil - the Hallow and the Corruption.
Boomstick: And you know what the Terrarian did to face this epidemic? You're damn right, he did the same exact things he was doing beforehand! He worked himself off like a rice farmer collecting even more materials and additionally slaughtering everything in his path trying to garner new equipment for himself!
Wiz: Not only that, the Terrarian faced new opponents ranging from a trio of mechanical upgrades of existing bosses he had fought prior, a giant plant-beast superior to the same trio, the protecter of the ancient Lizahard civilization - the Golem, and Duke Fishron - the mutant terror of the sea.
Boomstick: Then one day, the Terrarian saw a couple of guys praising the devil in the same dungeon he massacred on one of his genuine workdays and thought "Hey, maybe I should slaughter these guys too!". Fortunately, it worked... and unfortunately, it also worked."
(Cue Terraria - Lunar Towers)
Wiz: When the Terrarian slaughtered the Lunatic Cultist, he unleashed a terrible invasion upon his dear island - the Celestial towers - whom of which were capable of easily gravitating the moon closer to Earth by simply existing.
Boomstick: Hot damn, they must be real big fans of Majora's Mask!
Wiz: You see, they didn't just move the moon at a very low velocity over a period of time, rather, they pull it to a set position out in space, close enough to the point where it appears incredibly large, in a rather short timeframe.
Boomstick': Holy hell, tell me about it!
Wiz: According to our calculations, we determined that the Moon - assuming it starts at the position that the original moon is - which is about 238,900 miles away from Earth, traveled a total of 379,675,982 meters within 1.96 seconds, which means it traveled at a velocity of 193,712,236 meters per second, which is approximately over half of the speed of light. Plugging this into a calculator for Relativistic kinetic energy - primarily due to breaching near light - in addition with the Moon's mass - 73.5 sextillion kilograms - we get a grand total of 4.89483748 Tenatons of TNT.
Boomstick: You told me about this kind of stuff beforehand and I love it! I wanna hear it again!
Wiz: Fine, for comparison, if you were to convert the entirety of the Moon's mass into energy - which can be calculating by plugging its mass into Einstein's famous equation, E = MC^2, you would get a resulting energy output of approximately 6.1 duodecillion joules. Moving the Moon at the aforementioned speeds would require at least 31% of that total energy.
Boomstick: And you know how the Terrarian dealt with that madness? Take a guess!
Wiz: He slaughtered them all?
Boomstick: You're damn right he did! While he did face a bit of a pothole in the road when he realized they had shields, he did what he did best - kill literally everything around him - until the towers' shields dispersed, thus allowing the Terrarian to kill them and harness the power of their shards.
Wiz: ... which the Terrarian used to craft even more weapons and armor later.
Boomstick: After all of that, the Terrarian was probably suffering withdrawal from a lack of sanguine flesh to feast on because his vision was repeatedly blacking in and out before he magically saw Cthulhu's brother appear in front of him!
Wiz: This eldritch horror was named the Moon Lord - the upper body of Cthulhu's brother that had control over all of the celestial towers.
Boomstick: I'm pretty sure you know how the Terrarian dealt with this newfound opponent that could fire death lasers as well as remove his ability to sap away life forces from him, right?
Wiz: Fine, Boomstick, you can say it this-
Boomstick: HE SLAUGHTERED IT BY FILLING ITS EYE SOCKETS FULL OF GODDAMN LEAD! That's my favorite ending to the epilogue of any H.P Lovecraft novel, wouldn't you agree?!
Wiz: After the Terrarian murdered the moon lord - and at least did this a dozen or so more times in addition to the Celestial Towers - he finally gained accessed to some of his most powerful equipment - luminite weaponry.
Boomstick: Not only that, but the Terrarian throughout the entirety of his adventure gained access of a majority of equipment ranging from shields, boots, wings, goddamn flying shark dragon mutants as pets, and a magical spellbook that reenacts your all-time favorite feti-
Wiz: You mean the Golden Shower?! First of all, that isn't urine in spite of the... suggestive name. It's rather a substance known as ichor that, while physically weak, can cause an opponent's defenses to weaken slightly, making them more vulnerable to damage.
Boomstick: Why should we be talking about that pussy-level stuff when we could be talking about the Terrarian's more fearsome weaponry, like the goddamn staff that summons a motherfucking dragon?!
Wiz: Ah, yes, the Stardust Dragon Staff is one of the many items available after the Terrarian defeats the Celestial Towers. The Stardust Dragon Staff summons a dragon that - depending on the amount of minions the Terrarian can summon - can increase its length, which boosts its damage output in addition to its size upwards. However, for each minion slot the Terrarian dedicates to the dragon, what would otherwise be an open spot for an available, separate minion is then taken up by the dragon. This makes the stardust dragon useful as a method of single-target damage concentrated over a larger target due to its size.
Boomstick: Don't forget about the toddler version of the staff - the Stardust Cell Staff - which is a tool for cultivating an upscaled cellular infection on any unfortunate enemy that gets the receiving end of this weapon. The Stardust Cell Staff summons cells that teleport to the enemy and then proceed to literally facefuck them out of existence by attaching onto them and damaging them. If the Terrarian decides that one Metroid act-alike isn't enough, they can summon more in order to increase their facefucking capacity in return for one less badass dragon-limb, or whatever that other minion slot was originally used for.
Wiz: Speaking of summoner weaponry, another of which is a staff that can summon portals named the Lunar Portal staff - which, as it says on the tin, summons lunar portals that can fire lasers. While weak in comparison to most other summoner weapons, it can pierce an indefinite number of opponents and deal damage repeatedly while slowly panning either up or down, covering a large amount of area, too.
Boomstick: And to wrap up the summony thingymajigs we have the Rainbow Crystal Staff that - also as it says on the tin - summons rainbow crystals. But it doesn't end there, it doesn't just summon rainbow crystals, it summons deadly rainbow crystals that fire glittering lasers of doom. However, that's about as useless as it sounds, considering that if the opponent is moving, the glittery lasers can't really hit.
Wiz: To accompany this, the Terrarian has a variety of summoner apparel that boosts the damage output of his minions as well as the Stardust Armor - a regal, golden robe that has blue stardust streaks through it that further boosts his already menacing damage output and gives him the ability to summon a humanoid simulacrum behind them that can summon explosions.
Boomstick: Humanoid simulacrum that can summon explosions?! You mean Killer Queen, right?
Wiz: No, Boomstick, the Stardust Guardian - the name of the latter mentioned humanoid - is the upper body of a large, man-like figure with various golden formations around his body that can summon fairly large explosions by clapping their hands together.
Boomstick: God damn, I thought it was a JoJo reference! I could only dream.
Wiz: Yeah... moving on, we have the Terrarian's magical weaponry - an arsenal of ranged weapons that have a large variety of flight patterns and special abilities that give diversity to the Terrarian's arsenal.
Boomstick: To kickstart the list, we get a glimpse of what we're looking into with the Nebula Blaze - a gauntlet that can fire homing, pink fireballs of death at incredible speeds and - if you get lucky enough - you might get an even deadlier pink ball of death that gives triple the amount of death that a standard pink ball of death gives!
Wiz: The counterpart to this weapon is the Nebula Arcanum - a purple, starry orb that conjure spheres of astral energy capable of homing into targets and tearing at them for several seconds prior to exploding into a barrage of miniature stars, resulting in devastating damage should any unfortunate soul make contact with it.
Boomstick: Moving onto even more devastating magic weapons we have the Razorblade Typhoon, which is quite literal as it summons typhoons that are also razorblades because they spin around and slice things to death. I forgot to mention that the typhoons are also FLESH SEEKING - which is what I like to name things that home into targets, like the Nebula Blaze!
Wiz: Another one of the Terrarian's weapons is the Lunar Flare - a spell tome that can summon blue flame-like projectiles from the sky that can also explode upon contact with either terrain or opponents, and are also capable of phasing through terrain depending on how the Terrarian aims it.
Boomstick: To finish off the list of Terrarian's death weaponry is the Last Prism - a pyramid-like mass of glass that can summon several different lasers of pain that conjoin into a singular goddamn lifeform disintegration beam capable of easily demolishing the strongest of enemies.
Wiz: Speaking of which, the Last Prism is most likely real light due to it being created by a glass prism of sorts - prisms of which are capable of refracting light.
Boomstick: To continue that statement, the Terrarian has an accessory named the Master Ninja Gear - which can allow him to sometimes dodge attacks if random number generation decides to not infringe on his life. This means that the Terrarian can sometimes move faster than lightspeed! Take that, Willebrord Snell!
Wiz: Weapons are not the only thing the magic class has to boost its power. Given that utilizing magic attacks requires mana, the Terrarian has multiple accessories to maintain a steady supply a mana in order to keep using them for prolonged attacks. These items are either equipment that boost the total mana capacity of the Terrarian, decrease mana usage, automatically use mana potions every time their mana runs out, or causes taken damage to restore the Terrarian's mana capacity.
Boomstick: Getting stronger from taking damage? Are you saying that the Terrarian is a manachist?
Wiz: Oh yeah, real funny, Boomstick...
Boomstick: Thanks Wiz, I thought of that joke a second ago! If the pain train known as the Terrarian's magic weapons weren't enough pain for you, then the Terrarian can increase their damage capacity with accessories as well as armor!
Wiz: Not to mention that magic armor, unlike normal sets of armor, can also give magic weaponry special effects that activate upon damaging enemies. Such as the Spectre armor - which is a unique set of armor that has two different types of head apparel that change the set bonus. The first of which is the Spectre hood, which is capable of causing spectres to fly out of opponents and heal the Terrarian for a fraction of the damage dealt to them, albeit resulting in the user dealing 40% less damage than normal.
Boomstick: Then we have my favorite of the two - the Spectre mask - which can allow the Terrarian to summon the same exact spectres that - instead of being nice little guys that think 'hey, maybe I should heal my owner', they are specially - I think - to ruthlessly fly at the enemy and slam into them for extra damage, like tiny little kamikaze pilots!
Wiz: Another set of armor that the Terrarian can use is the Nebula armor, which is a purple robe that allows the user to occasionally summon boosters upon hitting opponents. The boosters can stack and range from either increasing the user's regeneration, damage output, or mana regeneration.
Boomstick: God damnit, are we finished with the Terrarian's entire arsenal yet?!
Wiz: Unfortunately, no, but we can easily cover the accessories after explaining his strongest weapons and armor for both his ranged and melee weapons
Boomstick: Thank god, I thought we were going to spend another fifteen minutes!
Wiz: Resuming with the arsenal by moving onto ranged weapons, the Terrarian has a variety of ranged weaponry that has a unique variety of ammunition and - akin to other damage types - their own accessories that boost their damage.
Boomstick: The Terrarian has bullets of all kinds for every purpose you can imagine! Does somebody want to run from you? Chlorophyte bullets chase down targets like that one scene in Who Framed Roger Rabbit, with the exception that the bullets look completely badass with that green glow, and they actually follow their targets at get the job done, like some kind of tiny hitman!
Wiz: Additionally, the Terrarian has various types of arrows with their own purposes, but one of the more notable and powerful arrows are the holy arrows - arrows that are capable of summoning a miniature barrage of stars above the location they land. With enough fire concentrated upon a single area, this can summon a storm of hard-to-avoid projectiles within a radius whilst unleashing a constant horizontal stream of arrows.
Boomstick: Take in mind that these are just two of the many types of ammo the Terrarian has access to. Ammunition can range from bullets that shatter into wall-phasing shards, decrease defenses, fly at incredible velocities and pierce through at least 50 different people at once, inflict enemies with confusion, and even fucking combust upon contact! These aren't even the arrows that the Terrarian has access to!
Wiz: To list off the guns that pair up with the bullets, the Terrarian has a gun named the Vortex Beater - an assault rifle that can fire bullets in a somewhat inaccurate spread with a chance to launch a homing rocket alongside the barrage of bullets it can gush out.
Boomstick: Then we have my all-time favorite weapon in the Terrarian's arsenal - the Space Dolphin Machine Gun - or the S.D.M.G - which has an incredibly high firerate in addition to perfect accuracy, as it can spew out a completely straight line of bullets! Pair that with chlorophyte bullets and you have a motherfucking mechanized dolphin that shoots homing lasers! That's something you don't see everyday, huh, Wiz?
Wiz: Another thing you don't see everyday is a bow that can fire a stream of homing arrows in addition to normal, tangible arrows. The Phantasm is a bow that works like a minigun by taking a few seconds to rev up - however, firing arrows whilst doing so - prior to firing at full speed and shooting an incredible amount of arrows at once. The Phantasm fires arrows within short intervals and shoots three arrows per shot and - if the arrows hit an opponent - a stream of energy arrows will be released from the bow, racking up additional damage.
Boomstick: Then we have the... Snowman Cannon... are you sure this is one of the Terrarian's strongest ranged weapons, Wiz?
Wiz: It surely is, the Snowman Cannon is a rocket launcher that converts any rockets it fires into homing snowman rockets that - depending on the missile - has a fairly high blast radius and can destroy the terrain it hits. In addition to this, the Snowman Cannon can fire said rockets at a rapid pace, effectively making the Snowman Cannon a rocket machinegun.
Boomstick: Holy hell, take back what I said about it, that's awesome! I want a snowman cannon!
Wiz: If you don't think the Snowman Cannon is powerful enough for you, Shroomite armor can boost its damage output.
Boomstick: Shroomite armor is a blue set of armor made from some kind of plant metal with hallucinogenic, glowing blue mushrooms infused into them. If you thought that armor made out of souls and plant metal was weird enough, you haven't even seen shit! The Shroomite armor has the special ability to cause the user to automatically enter a cloak if they stand still, rendering them nearly invisible and capable of dealing extra damage for the length of time they are in that state.
Wiz: Then there is the Vortex armor, a set of blue armor that provides damage bonuses and ammo consumption bonuses superior to that of the Shroomite armor as well as an identical set bonus that allows the Terrarian to manually enter a cloak mode they can - unlike the Shroomite armor - allow them to - albeit slowly - move around.
Boomstick: Thank god we're done with ranged weaponry. Now all we need to talk about is the Terrarian's MASSIVE array of melee weaponry that he can use!
Wiz: Melee weapons do not require any mana or ammunition to utilize, rather, they heavily benefit off of how fast the user can swing them - thus increasing the amount of damage they can deal within a period of time - and the quantity of melee damage they inflict, identically to every other variant of weaponry the Terrarian has. As per every other class, there exist accessories that give the Terrarian's attacks special effects and - for melee weapons in specific - some of them include either causing hit opponents to ignite on fire, partly piercing through armor, or knocking struck enemies back further away.
Boomstick: To boot, the Terrarian has a pink, adorable little cat sword called the Meowmere. Don't let its looks fool you, as the Meowmere is probably one of the most deceiving, yet powerful, swords you've ever seen!
Wiz: While the Meowmere might have a lighthearted appearance, it is one of the strongest swords in the Terrarian's arsenal, and can fire cat heads that bounce multiple times whilst generating multicolored shockwaves that damage nearby opponents upon colliding with objects.
Boomstick: The more badass-looking-yet-apparently-weaker variant of this weapon is the Star Wrath, a reddish-pink scimitar of sorts that spawns a torrent of stars wherever the Terrarian wants! It's like a miniature airstrike condensed into a sword, huh Wiz?
Wiz: If the Terrarian wants to focus on singular targets, he has access to the Influx Waver - a sword created with martian technology, capable of firing light-blue laser swords that summon additional laser swords on struck enemies should the primary projectile impale them.
Boomstick: If you thought that cat-firing longswords and airstrikes composed entirely of miniature stars were ludicrous, you haven't seen the Terrarian! I'm not talking about the character, rather, the weapon called the Terrarian!
Wiz: The Terrarian is a green yoyo that is capable of firing green homing silhouettes of itself at the enemy closest to it, acting as - in the sense of a simile - a close range minigun.
Boomstick: That's not even the strongest the Terrarian can get, because he can pair it up with a yoyo glove in order to have the Terrarian summon an additional Terrarian alongside a counterdice that bounces around it! So the Terrarian can double their Terrarian in order to slaughter twice as much!
Wiz: That's rather confusing, Boomstick!
Boomstick: But don't the viewers know about the context, Wiz?
Wiz: I guess that's a good enough.
Boomstick: Good, I don't have to rewrite that section of the script again! The Terrarian has four additional weapons that are also relatively powerful - the Daybreak, Solar Eruption, Vampire Knives, and Scourge of the Corruptor!
Wiz: The Solar Eruption is a long whip-like weapon with a plethora of blades and a large knife-like formation at the top of it, allowing it to pierce through a plethora of opponents at once and inflict them a status effect more powerful than venom or cursed flames - daybroken.
Boomstick: If you didn't think that was bad enough, you should see the monstrosity that is the Daybreak - a returning javelin that is bound to break the nice day you were planning to spend at a picnic in the park! The Daybreak can - identically to its counterpart - inflict day-breaking levels of damage onto opponents. However, unlike the wimpy excuse of a flail known as the Solar Eruption, the Daybreak can stack up to eight times, dealing incredibly large amounts of damage within every second it is active. Think of it like those "One thousand degree knife experiment" videos, except you take the knife, strap it onto a metal rod, superheat it by sticking it into the core of the sun, and then hurling it at some random guy like a psychotic, Olympic javelin thrower!
Wiz: Then there is the Alpha and Omega - or should I say, Omega and Omega because both are of unpure origin - of weapons - the Vampire Knives and the Scourge of the Corrupter!
Boomstick: The Vampire Knives are a cluster of knives strapped into a fan-like tool. When the Terrarian decides that he should go take his everyday bloodbath before he heads to sleep, he uses the Vampire Knives to ensure that he not only gets to splatter the brains of whatever he throws his knives at into itty, bitty pieces - but he also gets to rejuvenate himself with whatever is left of them!
Wiz: To reword what Boomstick said in a fathomable fashion, the Vampire Knives can convert a portion of the damage dealt to any opponents it strikes into red little beams, which can heal the Terrarian.
Boomstick: You didn't need to butt in, Wiz! The audience obviously knew what a Vampire Knife was anyways!
Wiz: What if they didn't play the game?
Boomstick: Goddamnit Wiz,you got me again.
Wiz: The Scourge of the Corrupter is a javelin that can be thrown to create a barrage of miniature Eater of Souls that chase down enemies while bouncing off any objects they hit, somewhat identically to chlorophyte bullets.
Boomstick: Thank god! Are we done with the arsenal already?!
Wiz: Fortunately, yes. Unfortunately, we still need to go over the melee armor, accessories, and consumables.
Boomstick: Fuck! Well, at least we get to talk about something other than weapons after this.
Wiz: The Terrarian has a set of armor made entirely out of solar fragments, aptly named Solar Flare armor.
Boomstick: If you thought that combat armor made out of goddamn mushroom-drug-plants was unorthodox enough, meet the Solar Flare armor! Solar Flare armor, in addition to granting your standard run-of-the-mill melee boosts, provides the user with the ability to generate a shield in front of themselves that not only allows them to reduce damage taken and charge with it, but can also blow up if the Terrarian gets hits with it active! It's not that weaksauce type of shields in video games where they disperse after one hit, oohhh no, it's one of those shields that try to take a hit and - at best - can survive three separate hits, depending on how long the Terrarian doesn't get hit for!
Wiz: Defense through armor isn't the only protection the Terrarian bears, as the Terrarian has many other ways to keep himself alive and ahead of the opponent.
Boomstick: Like accessories - primarily the Ankh Shield, which is the combination of a shield formerly made of cobalt covered in a bunch of obsidian and plastered onto it a bunch of other shit I can't even name off!
Wiz: The Ankh Shield is a unique defensive accessory that causes the user to gain an immunity to many debuffs, ranging from bleeding, having one's armor broken-
Boomstick: Wait, having your armor broken is but a fucking debuff?! I thought the Ankh Shield was a little bulwark that prevents the user from obtaining everyday inconveniences that the Terrarian faces, such as burning alive or having his blood coagulated by venom, not some sorcery-induced slab of igneous rock that yield the Terrarian nanomachines for his armor that harden upon physical trauma!
Wiz: Rude, Boomstick! Continuing to list off the prevented debuffs - the Terrarian can also resist (With the help of the Ankh Shield) intense heat from objects such as hellstone and meteorites that have recently fallen through the atmosphere, confusion, curses - or the equivalent of being incapable of using items, being blinded, poison, being silenced - losing the ability to lose magic attacks, slowness effects, weakening effects, and being frozen.
Boomstick: Hot damn, if the Terrarian can invent a shield that cures every goddamn ailment known to man and sends the medical market plummeting into bankruptcy, why doesn't he hit the head of the nail with the hammer and invent a shield that cures cancer?
Wiz: Because he doesn't have to contend with it?
Boomstick: You have a point there, just a very dull, rusty point.
Wiz: Moving on, the Terrarian also has the Star Veil, a necklace capable of allowing the Terrarian to not only call forth stars to fall from the sky around him should he be harmed, but is also capable of lengthening the period of time he is invulnerable, too.
Boomstick: Should that work out horribly, the Terrarian can also chug down a health potion or two in order to heal himself! To make it take not as horribly long, the Terrarian can also equip a Band of Myths - a wristband that not only increases the Terrarian's health regeneration, but decreases the delay in which he consumes healing potions at!
Wiz: Aside from healing potions and the vaguely mentioned mana potions, the Terrarian also has a plethora of other potions that boost his physical prowess. We are going to list some of the more notable and less specific ones.
Boomstick: I don't want to go in-depth tryin' to write a novel for each of em'! Edurance potions reduce all taken damage by 10%, featherfall potions make the Terrarian floaty and decrease their descent, inferno potions give the Terrarian the ability to summon a ring of fire around himself that ignites nearby enemies, gravitation potions give the Terrarian the ability to flip gravity for himself around, lifeforce potions increase the Terrarian's health by 20%, and invisibility potions do exactly what they say on the tin - grant invisibility!
Wiz: Aside from equipment, the Terrarian also has his good share of feats.
(Cue Calamity Mod - Hadpelagic Pressure)
Boomstick: The Terrarian is capable of wielding weapons bigger than himself, and can utilize a variety of weapons ranging from guns, bows, swords, flamethrowers, magical books, staves, and a few others I thought were complete garbage.
Wiz: The Terrarian is also fast enough to move near the speed of the Vortex Pillar's lightning, which is most likely comparable to cloud-to-ground variants due to the Vortex Pillar clearly summoning said lightning bolts in the background. For a more specific variable on how fast the Terrarian is, we can take a scene from this video - specifically from timeframes 1:57:79 to 1:57:99 - and use a site to determine a timeframe and a distance traveled between the Terrarian and a lightning bolt from the Vortex Pillar. According to our calculations, we can determine that the Terrarian traveled just over a sliver of a fifth of the distance that the lightning bolt did in the same timeframe, meaning the Terrarian with certain equipment can travel at approximately 255.83 times the speed of sound, and that's not including several speed boosting gears and projectile velocities.
Boomstick: Hot damn, and he can, like, dodge light with the Master Ninja Gear too?! That's completely awesome!
Wiz: While the Terrarian is indeed awesome, he does have a few daunting flaws.
Boomstick: Starting off, the Terrarian has a limited supply of potions, meaning that if he believes that drinking away his problems will help him, he probably won't last too long.
Wiz: This applies to health potions and mana potions, both of which are crucial to keeping him alive and capable of attacking an opponent repeatedly should he be using magical weaponry respectively.
Boomstick: Additionally, the Terrarian only has six accessories slots, so he either has to repeatedly swap between accessories or try to man it out and not get killed.
Wiz: Identically to the Terrarian's opponent - the Robloxian - the Terrarian is also completely defenseless without any equipment. Should he lose it in one way or another, he would either be incapable of fighting, or would be heavily weakened due to not receiving the benefits of an item that would otherwise allow him to survive or output enough damage.
Boomstick: Despite all of this, one fact stands above all - you don't want to get handed down the receiving end of this guy's armory!
(Brief gameplay of the Terrarian slaying Duke Fishron)
Pre-Fight[]
(Cue Death Battle - Invader)
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all.
Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle!
Death Battle![]
Setting: A large world in Terraria
(Cue Terraria - Ice)
The Terrarian was in his public abode - a boreal, wooden fort within a freezing tundra, adorned with long strands of cloth that almost looked like banners - banners representing the various prey he has slaughtered in dozens, in masses. The Terrarian had thought he had killed every known species of animal at least over four dozen times already, and had a plethora of prized trophies portrayed by mundane, wooden plaques having various contraptions, limbs, and organs of the many powerful monstrosities he has overcame throughout his pursuit of power.
While the Terrarian appeared satisfied, his ardor for death was not completely fulfilled. He wanted to fight something that would prove a challenge - something that would give him a new weapon - or as he would call it, a temporary knick-knack - to play around with, his insatiable thirst for violence was not sated by his already massive influx of blades, blunt objects, firearms, and even weaponized Yo-Yos.
The Terrarian had thought to himself; "What am I doing? Why am I lavishing my time trying to achieve an irrational and deleterious goal of committing mass-genocide?! Why don't I focus on other important needs within my settlement - like trying to re-design the houses in order to prevent giant spiders from breaking into my house and eating my nurse alive"?! The Terrarian was trying to get off his habit of violence and weaponry, the lives of his people were dependent in his hands. The Terrarian decided to reconstruct his house into a fortified, more enjoyable residence. He had a few humorous - jocose - concepts as to what he would add to his house to repulse his violent passions.
The Terrarian had thought of disco balls - a little gag, but it sounded like a great start to him. So he paced off to the merchant's room within his incredibly cramped house - of which had stark essentials for survival - and quietly handed him a couple of platinum coins, gesturing that the Terrarian wanted to purchase goods from the merchant - to act as a consumer - to start anew. This was but the start of the end for the Terrarian.
The merchant, confusedly as he always was when selling goods to the Terrarian due to his unnatural tendency to remain quiet all the time, tried to socialize with the Terrarian for once:
"Hey, uhh, did you hear about that one yellow guy out -"
Right as the merchant was about to finish his sentence, the Terrarian immediately grabbed him by his arms and pinned him to the wall of the room with his heavy armor, leaving a sizable fracture in the wall, and for once the Terrarian finally spoke:
"TELL ME WHERE HE IS!"
The Terrarian's violent tendencies flew back into him, he couldn't drop his natural, instinctual bloodlust. This interim was an opportunity for the Terrarian to face something that could potentially prove to be a challenge to him - an opportunity to gain a few new weapons in his arsenal.
The merchant was flabbergasted, he had never heard the Terrarian convey and messages without verbal speech ever since the day he arrived in the former shack. He, in a bout of fear and pain due to having a feeling of constriction via being pushed against the wall with a huge slab of bent metal known as the Terrarian's chestplate, he tried to answer:
"I think it might be a superstition, a false rumor, pl-please don't get-"
The merchant was cut off when the Terrarian threw him to the right, causing the merchant to land into a table.
"TELL ME NOW!", the Terrarian yelled.
"I-I heard you had to place an interesting looking piece of vanity out in the middle of no-where! They adore up-to-the-minute fashion!"
"The Terrarian had - through the visor of his armor - scrutinized the merchant malignantly for a brief moment prior to speaking once more:
"I trust you this time. You told me about Cthulhu's left eye and it was far from a folktale told to children to keep them awake at night and willing to help their parents fend off the horde of zombies that arrives every twelve hours - it was real."
After the Terrarian said this, he withdrew the merchant's straw hat without his consent - leaving the merchant's white, cowl-like hair to show - and immediately left the house.
The Terrarian immediately mounted his high-tech mechanical cart and boarded his railway leading to the ocean, relishing the spectacle of the various eldritch creatures being impaled by the laser gun it had functioned as he passed through the corruption.
When the Terrarian arrived at the ocean, he took a moment to gawk at the prepossessing waves and occasional marine life. It almost made him forget about his violent needs, "Maybe I don't need to expunge my time trying to chase down my violent lust." he had thought, until he felt some smooth, almost plastic object in his hand.
The Terrarian panned his head over to his right hands, where his eyes locked onto one major detail - there was a small bucket in place of what was formerly the merchant's hat. The Terrarian immediately recalled his inordinate ferocity and a smirk formed upon his face - this could be the fight he has always craved for.
The armor-clad beast swayed his swiveled his head around, prospecting the area for this quote on quote "yellow guy", until he noticed - about fifteen meters away - an quirkily-shaped individual, barely shorter than he is.
The Terrarian threw an available projectile he found on the ground - a passerby crab - at him in order to catch his newfound opponent's attention - thus knocking the brown, straw hat from the creature's head.
*Plunk*
The yellow person stood still a for a moment prior to turning around while pointing an awestriking weapon - a large, red sword with various flame-streak patterns and an ornate, golden rain guard- towards the Terrarian and exclaiming a battle cry:
(Cue Terraria - Golem)
"1NH@13 @ P1N3(0N3!1!1!"
The Terrarian finally saw what he believed to be a real fight, not a diminutive skirmish against something he had already fought a multitude of times to simply empower himself with equipment - such as the former bosses he had fought. The Terrarian pulled out a green, curved longsword and readied himself.
The Terrarian - with the ostentatious, golden-orange grip of his Terra Blade grasped firmly in his palms - performed a quartet of slashes, with each individual motion conjuring a silhouette of the arcane amalgamation of purity and impurity fashioned into an instrument of laceration. The Robloxian - quickly apprised by the projectiles pacing towards him - executed a brisk leap to his left and narrowly avoided the lethal manskewers.
"|)@MN,H3'$ $3R10U$!1!", the Robloxian mused to himself.
Following the Robloxian's thought was a rebuttal in which he - in a nimble walking pace - closed in on the Terrarian. The Terrarian, barely discerning his opponent was already in front of him, attempted to thrust his sword into the Robloxian before immediately ceasing in acceleration when he pulled the blade back prior to shifting it forward. The Terrarian's thoughts broiled and brewed; he had already experienced an identical situation earlier in his expeditions after defeating the gatekeeper of hell, but it had struck him - he was being constricted by something. The Terrarian quickly noticed - within his field of view, where his rival was formerly standing - that a burning, red vine resemblant to that of a rose stem snaked around his entire body as well as his blade. He knew that what he was warring against was not of any relationship to whatever he has formerly fought.
"D-damn, what's happening?!", the Terrarian worriedly thought to himself.
While the Terrarian was immobilized, the Robloxian quickly pulled out a serrated blade and proceeded to pull of an influx of swings at his opponent, causing the Terrarian to garner a few open cuts and gashes and cleaving his weapon in two halves. As the Terrarian was painfully enduring this, a sense of spite overcame him - one of his beloved weapons reduced to nothing but a state of worthlessness - he was encumbered with vengeance, and desired to ruthlessly culminate this monster he had decidedly wrought upon himself.
As the Robloxian was shanking and slicing away at the vulnerable Terrarian, the Terrarian nigh-instantly ruptured the malignant plants binding him into immobility and quickly pulled out a tactical shotgun, then he proceeded to pull the trigger, thus blasting the Robloxian at point blank, sending him several feet away. The Robloxian, while slowly trying to get up, could not detect the Terrarian where he was originally positioned, the Robloxian was bewildered.
"HUH, WH3R3 @R3 U H1D1N&?" the Robloxian questioningly yelled out.
A moment of suspicion and stillness crept upon the voxel-compromised man, before his inquiry was answered:
"Right here."
The Robloxian revolved his head, while placing one of his hand on top of an unconventional watch, and witnessed the visual of a tree-shaped figure careening towards his injured body. Right as it was about to collide with him, he quickly underwent a series of quickly actions, tracing back what had happened to him formerly until the moment the Terrarian broke free from the Telamonster's vines.
"God damnit, I wanted your cranium as an ornament!", the Terrarian screamed.
After exclaiming that, Terrarian quickly equipped a purple, robe-like suit and then proceeded to eject a barrage of fireballs of the monotonous colors of pink, white, and blue from a duo of silvery gauntlets. The Robloxian walked backwards, outspeeding all but the darker variants of these blazes and promptly activated a hemispherical barrier composed of hexagons, which had influenced them to carom and fly back to the Terrarian.
The Terrarian took note of this and immediately ascended into the air while the fireballs were mid-way to the Terrarian's position, thus causing them to zoom into the near-lying ocean and locking onto a family of goldfish, of which were quickly vaporized by the resulting blast and left all but two goldfish. The couple swore to have their revenge, and rose up to the surface to watch the ongoing conflict, silently hoping for the Terrarian's fate to be sealed.
"@1R!GHt, !F U W@NT T0 P1@Y TH@T G@M3!1!",the Robloxian said with a hint of frustration.
The Robloxian blustered into a sable trumpet formed out of what appears to be bones and swilled down an odd, purple flask. He topped this off by releasing a miniature, winged reptile in his hands that quickly swelled to a size greater than himself.
"You're not the only one who brought their toys to the playground!", the Terrarian scoffed
The Terrarian retorted by endowing himself with a variety of potions and a high-tech panoply. This was followed up by the Terrarian calling forth a prodigious, bicolored, serpentine beast.
The Terrarian and the Robloxian stood motionless fifty meters away from one another, waiting for either side to execute an attack. This was precipitously intervened when the Terrarian noticed a pearly-white javelin of inferno spewed from the - formerly miniscule - dragon tearing towards his position from above. The Terrarian evaded this by dashing backwards at an incredible speed and strung this action together with a flourish of a fabulous, reddish-pink wand and immediately he appeared ten meters closer to the Robloxian. The Robloxian adjudged this as the Terrarian trying to accost him and aggressed.
(Cue Calamity Mod - Infernal Catharsis)
The Terrarian directed his dragon to claw their way into the Robloxian and - at the same interval - the Robloxian commanded his murder of undead, ebony crows to render the Terrarian into a charred carcass. Both competitors registered that they were being targeted by the opposing side's cohorts and both the Terrarian and Robloxian began backing away, lengthening the distance between the two fighters.
Fortunately for the Robloxian, the snake-like beast was not much faster than he was, and could easily outspeed the dragon attempting to pursue him. In spite of this, a barrage of projectiles he had been spewing at it were not harming it, and concluded that it was about as susceptible as his own henchmen and was nearing the last few seconds of his speed augmentation. If he couldn't kill this dragon off in time, he would assuredly be lamented.
On the other hand, the crows were closing in on the Terrarian and - shortly after - they were on top of him. The Terrarian was momentarily apprehensive prior before the pack of birds expectorated bolts of ember at him, they were barely harming him. In addition to this, the purple pulses emanating from their ribcages were but canard threats. The Terrarian had previously tried unloading bullets at them to no avail, so the Terrarian simply concluded it would be best to stay out of their range - as they can still somewhat harm him - and ignore them for the time being.
The Robloxian - right before his potion's velocity amplification effects expelled itself - managed to summon a cryptic, violet portal of which caught the monster in its pull. In spite of the stardust dragon's situation, it - just as it had been doing before - kept its selfsame toothy grin as it was being pulled into oblivion, incapable of expressing any worries it had - if it bore any - and was soon gone.
"H01Y H311, ! N3@R1Y |)!3|) 1H3R3!1!1", the Robloxian said with a sign of relief.
Despite this, the Robloxian's moment of relief was all but nonexistant when he noticed a barrage of green bolts zapping through the air towards his cranium. The Robloxian speedily mounted a multicolored rug and flew straight forward, not giving the bullets enough time to lock onto the Robloxian and drove themselves into the dirt on the forest floor, close to the beach that the deathmatch commerced upon. The Robloxian flew up above the battlefield and spotted the Terrarian - as well as the cluster of Korblox skeleton wraiths trying to keep up - making his way towards the forest connecting to the beach.
"1W0 (@N P1@Y @1 1H@1 G@M3!1!", the Robloxian arrogantly said to himself.
The Robloxian pulled out a military-grade missile launcher and aimed it at the Terrarian for a couple of seconds while noisily beeping.
The Terrarian - while undertaking a search for the Robloxian - turned his head around and noticed a red glow in the sky - thanks to the effects of his hunter potion - as well as an array of beeps. He knew that this wasn't any normal weapon the Robloxian had in his arsenal and tried readying himself. Shortly later, a small projectile was launched towards him and was making its way towards the Terrarian faster than he could track it. Right as it was about to hit the Terrarian, he was hit by one of the crows' embers and was momentarily rendered briefly by the effects of one of his accessories. The missile collided with the ground below him and exploded, leaving the darkened remains of pulverized bone and spilled marrow that previously formed the lifeless birds in pursuit of him in its wake as well as the Terrarian - whom of which was completely intact.
"Thanks for lifting some of the weight off of my shoulders!", the Terrarian jokingly derided.
The Robloxian - eyeing at the debris and smoke left by the explosion - thought that the Terrarian was blown up by the immense power of the explosive. Right as he was about to turn around, the shroud of smoke blew away - turning it into a ring - and the Terrarian took flight with a pair of red-hot solar wings, jetting towards the Robloxian at full speed.
"Over here, you pestilent mongrel!", the Terrarian howled at the Robloxian while rushing towards him using his pair of wings.
As the Robloxian took note of this, he exclaimed a rather atypical sentence while on top of his rainbow carpet:
"R!GH1 WH3R3 ! W@N1 Y0U", the Robloxian hollered in return.
The Terrarian did not care to listen to speech, he only wanted the Robloxian did - and so the Terrarian kept gliding. As he neared the Robloxian, a telltale constriction had bequeathed him yet again.
"The damn vines again! Is that the only trick up your sleeve?!", the Terrarian had angrily groaned.
"N0 !1 !$N1!1!", the Robloxian negatively requited.
The Terrarian quickly a sharp - and in a literal sense, sharp - blow to his chest. The Robloxian had impaled him with an incredibly large blade. After pulling it out of the Terrarian's chest and preparing to guillotine the Terrarian by performing a horizontal slash to behead him, the Telamonster's vines had weakened and the Terrarian unexpectedly plummeted towards the ground.
The Terrarian - during his freefall - quaffed down a large, hearty drink. The huge, monstrous wound previously left by the huge hunk of iron - which was too large to be rightfully called a sword, as it was larger, thicker, heavier, and cruder than any normal sword - had reverted itself. The Terrarian tried to flap his wings to control his descent until he realized that his wings were gone - that the Robloxian did have another trick up his sleeve. Fortunately for the Terrarian, he also had the blessing of being in possession of a UFO, right before he noticed-
"PR3P@R3 F0R M@X!MUM $1@B!11!", the Robloxian roared as he immediately confronted the Terrarian and leaped off of his rainbow carpet onto the Terrarian with another gigantic weapon.
The Robloxian managed to foise a huge gash into Terrarian's left arm right before the Terrarian used his remaining right arm to clench ahold of a cell phone located in his pocket and magically teleported out of the air, leaving none but a small fraction of residual blood left on the Robloxian's sword.
"@WW, (M0N! ! W@$ $0 (L0$3, T00!", groaned the Robloxian.
[(Cue Terraria - Underground Ice)]
The Terrarian - in a billow of blue sparkles - instantly materialized right next to his house and landed flat on his stomach. With red ichor gushing out of his shoulder and onto the cold, waxen blanket of snow onto the ground - pigmenting it red - the Terrarian stood himself up and placed his right arm on the huge opening where the sharp, weaponized wedge was forced in. He made his way into the front door of the house and immediately began speaking:
"Does anyone know where the damn nurse is?"
The Terrarian recollected that this wasn't a flourishing hotel resort. Before he began his stroll to the Nurse's room, he was quickly answered by a familiar voice:
"She's on a date with the Arms Dealer again.", the Merchant replied.
The Terrarian sighed, he equipped a solar-tinted gem and his huge gash resealed itself, thus reverting his current situation. As the Terrarian kicked open the door - sending it five meters away from its location after the hinges of the door were fragmented apart - he noticed an identical shape, a blocky figure - like the one he had encountered at the beach and fought against for hour upon hour - it was his opponent, tracking them down.
While the Robloxian was pacing near the Terrarian with yet another absolutely humongous blade. Unfortunately for the Robloxian, his siege was quickly brought to an end when he, in all of a sudden, tripped over an innocent bystander known as a bunny.
The Terrarian quickly took advantage of this by teleporting himself over the Robloxian's faceplanted body - thus immobilizing it with the sheer mass of his armor - and pulled out a sniper rifle.
"It's about time you DIE!"
The Terrarian pushed the sniper rifle against the Robloxian's head and pulled the triggered, firing an explosive round and turning what was once the Robloxian's noggin into a bloody mess that had a few brain chunks and skull fragments lining it.
K.O.![]
The Terrarian noticed an odd hat a couple of feet away from the Robloxian's lifeless body. The Terrarian already had several of his equipment plunged into a state of permanent dilapidation, so he thought it'd be humorous to take the accessory to mock his now-defeated assailant. The Terrarian fitted it on top of his vortex helmet and walked away.
"H3Y U, ! N33|) TH@T H@T 2 @TTR@CT TH3 (H!(K$!!!1ONE!1", a synonymous tone implored.
The Terrarian rotated 180 degrees and witnessed something that had bemused him - the lifeless body of his opponent was standing completely upright, equipped with a blue greatsword, and - most importantly - was capable of verbally speaking in spite of the obvious injury that would otherwise impair them.
"Why didn't you die?! I already turned your head into oatmeal!", the Terrarian inquired.
"! W!11 1URN U !N10 |)3@D, PR3P@R3 T0 |)!3, N00B!1!!ONE", the ruthless contender answered.
The Terrarian knew that this was a fight that he couldn't back away from, there is no turning back now. Agreeing with this thought, he held up his Star Wrath and trained it at the Robloxian.
(Cue Boss Fighting Stages - Bassdevil)
The Robloxian quickly launched a gale of wind at the Terrarian with their Bluster Buster, knocking their sword out of their hand before they could even act. The Terrarian compensated for this by unsheathing their Meowmere and performing a volley of slashes. All but one of the cat heads had missed - the one not missing had taken off of the Robloxian's legs.
"1H@1'$ N01 3N0UGH 2 $10P M3!11ONE", the Robloxian aggresively responded to the injury.
The Terrarian tried to finish off the Robloxian with enough volley of Meowmere slashes before the Robloxian had disappeared - he lost track of them. Moments later-
"$URPR!$3"
The Robloxian appeared behind the Terrarian and performed a slash with a silvery-white sword, then followed this up by causing the Terrarian to unctrollably start punching himself right afterwords.
The Terrarian couldn't stop harming himself, no matter what he could try, his mind was being overridden with thoughts of only defeating himself. The Robloxian took edge of this by launching the Terrarian into the air with a longsword and exerting a copious volley of slashes upon the Terrarian.
Fortunately for the Terrarian, the Robloxian switching to the sword had interrupted the process of mind control, causing the Terrarian to decidedly teleport behind his house in attempts to escape the Robloxian, he followed this up chugging down another healing potion and thus rejuvenating himself.
While the Terrarian was switching to his magical equipment, the wooden blockhouse known as his house had unanticipatedly erupted in a volley of explosions, leaving nothing but a pile of weapon fragments and gore in addition to charred lumber.
"@H@, ! F0UN|) U!11!ONE", the Robloxian exclaimed.
"That's as far as you can go!", the Terrarian snarled in response to his house being demolished.
The Terrarian flew into the air with another pair of wings - being his nebula wings - and held a glowing prism in the both of his hands.
"Die!"
The prism refracted a large amount of smaller beams of varying colors, the Robloxian was in between all of this, standing silently.
As the beams closed in, they made contact with the Robloxian and starting vaporizing the exterior of his body until-
*KABOOM*
All that was left of the Robloxian was a small, burnt crater that had no distinguishable remains, no weaponry, nothing.
However, despite what had appeared, the Terrarian had been wronged:
The familiar figure of his opponent had uncloaked to his left, accelerating towards the Terrarian at speeds he couldn't even comprehend.
As the Terrarian attempted to react, the Robloxian cut him off by slicing his wings off with another blade and encasing him in a cluster of vines, akin to the last few times he had been affected by the Telamonster. The Robloxian took advantage of this granted time by slicing the Terrarian with the same silvery-white sword he had before.
The Terrarian didn't know what was happening, he felt incredibly weakened - almost as if he were made out of cardboard - and was worried this would be his fate.
Right as the Robloxian was about to impale him with a demonic-looking sword, the blue vines encasing the Terrarian had weakened, and the Terrarian compensated for his lost wings by equipping a pair of vortex boosters - fitting, as the Terrarian had planned on escaping the Robloxian in these last few moments rather than attempting to combat him any further.
"N01 10|)@Y, N00B!11!", the Robloxian responded to this action.
The Robloxian fired a blue fireball at the Terrarian, rendering him helplessly gravitating upwards and downwards in place before he was pulled backwards to the location of the Robloxian. He was ready to seal the Terrarian's fate.
The Robloxian pulled out his trump card - a regal treasure chest - and oscillated it in a vertical fashion. In spite of how simple this appeared, the Terrarian's entire arsenal began flying into this chest, leaving him all but nothing in his hands - he was surely doomed.
Following this up was the Robloxian pulling out sledgehammer and slamming it into the Terrarian's back, sending him far away into the east - and onto the beach. The Robloxian followed after on his rainbow carpet.
When the Terrarian landed, his limbs were sprawled out in impossible formations - his legs twisted, his arms bent - and could do nothing but scream for help. The Robloxian dismounted his carpet and questionably stood - as he had no legs - in front of him, both at head level:
"G00|)BY3!1!"
The Robloxian grabbed the Terrarian's torso with his right hand and took his left hand - which had an icy, claw-like formation protruding out of it - and grasped the top left portion of the Terrarian's head, causing an icy surface to form over and proceeded to tear it off.
K.O.![]
The Robloxian - to make up for his missing head - placed the half-frozen head of his now-mutilated opponent atop the position where his head originally was - with the duck fedora still on top of it.
"1H@NK$, 1H!$ N3W H3@|) L00K$ N!C3!"
As to what the Robloxian did with the unmoving, lifeless remains of the Terrarian. He unearthed a small ray gun from a nonexistant holster he had and fired it at the rest of the Terrarian, turning it into a cheezburger that he - unfortunately - could not eat, so he threw it into the ocean, where the two remaining goldfishes fed on it.
Conclusion[]
(Cue Roblox - Wind of Fjords)
Boomstick: Well, that was probably another average Monday for the Terrarian, am I right? The Terrarian may have had an advantage in strength and durability as well as a multitude of resistances to some of the Robloxian's attacks thanks to his Ankh Shield, the Terrarian's arsenal and advantages paled in comparison to the Robloxian's speed and choice of weaponry that could easily counter a majority of his arsenal.
Wiz: While the Terrarian has moved at 20% of the speed of cloud-to-ground at his peak - which places him at around 255 times the speed of sound - the Robloxian could move at a fraction of the speed of particles that can reach the Earth from the Moon's surface, placing him at Mach 741. Not only that, but the Robloxian had plenty of items that could further boost his speed far above this amount, easily placing him leagues above what the Terrarian has ever dealt with in terms of mobility!
Boomstick: Even if the Robloxian was forced to take a hit, he could easily block it with the Dragonheart shield - which already could take hits from attacks that far surpass the Robloxian's durability - reverse time and effects that were inflicted onto the him with the Time Watch, or force the Terrarian to forfeit his actions by controlling his mind with various gears!
Wiz: Additionally, while the Terrarian may be more durable than the Robloxian, the Robloxian has a huge variety of ways to ignore the Terrarian's huge advantage in durability by ignoring defenses via methods such as stealing his soul with the Crescendo, transfiguring him into a harmless creature, sending him into another dimension, and many, many more. Not only that, but the Robloxian could easily use of the Sorcus' Sword of Justice to render the Terrarian's durability advantage outright useless by decreasing his durability only a fraction of the Robloxian's!
Boomstick: While the Terrarian could take more than one hit, he has never dealt with effects that could permanently render him fragile, steal his soul, or even ones that can reap him of his arsenal! The Robloxian, on the other hand, has already dealt with opponents that can kill him instantly, use homing attacks, and are incredibly dangerous at close range - and could easily keep fighting in spite of having several important body parts - such as his legs and even his head - missing! I guess it's headcanon that the Terrarian was fed up with fighting.
Wiz: The winner is the Robloxian.
Advantages/Disadvantages[]
(Plus stands for an advantage, minus stands for a disadvantage)
Robloxian[]
- + Superior speed
- + Gigantic arsenal
- + Many ways to ignore the Terrarian's durability
- + Could survive without head, legs, or even arms (and only needs a right arm to fight)
- + Capable of disarming the Terrarian in a variety of ways
- + Can decrease the Terrarian's durability with Sorcus' Sword of Judgement
- + Capable of taking hits from the Terrarian with Dragonheart sword & Shield's blocking capabilities
- + Can reverse his own time to reverse harm done to himself
- + Could counter the Terrarian's minions
- - Teleportation is either limited or hard to control
- - Some melee attacks have a shorter range.
- - Inferior durability and damage output (with some weapons)
- - Some gears couldn't work on the Terrarian
- - Minions are not as aggressive
Terrarian[]
- + Superior durability and physical power.
- + Could teleport home with magic mirror or cell phone in order to avoid death.
- + Better teleportation.
- + Homing attacks with chlorophyte bullets can overwhelm the Robloxian
- + Minions were more aggressive
- + Master Ninja Gear allowed for occasional dodging
- - Inferior speed
- - Had no way to contend with durability-negating attacks
- - Lacked a resistance to mind control, soul manipulation, or transmutation
- - Has never dealt with opponents that can disarm him
- - Smaller arsenal
- - Limited consumables and ammunition
- - Had to switch armor/accessories to focus on using a certain variant of weapon.
- - Had no method of killing the Robloxian's minions
Trivia[]
- This was Zanybrainy2000's first fight when he returned to the Death Battle Fanon wiki after a lack of interest.
- The page was originally much shorter and less in-depth on both of the analysis for each character as well as the fight.
- The battle cry the Robloxian makes when engaging the Terrarian, "Inhale a pinecone!" is a reference to one of the Holy Knight's various taunts within the Roblox game, Black magic. Such is shown below:
- While neither character has a specified personality, the fight itself ignores this detail. The Terrarian was tweaked to be a violent individual based off of Terraria's gameplay primarily revolving around slaughtering varying enemies and obtaining stronger equipment. On the other hand, the Robloxian's dialogue is based off of leetspeak - an informal language that was very commonly used on the internet several years back consisting of symbols and numbers replacing various words - with the exception of some letters within said words - to form a variant of a word, which also includes intentional mispellings at times (E.G; Chicken would be ch1ck3n; cheeseburger would be ch33zburg3r, etc). Additionally, the Robloxian's sentences ending in "1!1!" is a reference to how some people would replace exclamation marks with ones in satiric context where they mock somebody exclaiming something (E.G; omg, he said a mean word!1!1!!1).
- One of the similarities between the Terrarian and the Robloxian was their tendency to be primarily silent with the exception of chat functions and a few sound effects emitted by them throughout the game. This was later excluded from the introduction and description as well as the fact that the fight itself includes a quantity of contradictions to this.
- The sword that the Robloxian used to impale the Terrarian is referred to as a "huge hunk of iron - which was too large to be rightfully called a sword, as it was larger, thicker, heavier, and cruder than any normal sword". This is a reference to one of the quotes in Berserk where the narrator describes Guts' sword known as the Dragon Slayer.