OC Battle Royale (Cheesy Edition)

OC Battle Royale
Season 0, Episode 0
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Air date	TBA
Written by	Cheesypickles564
Directed by	Cheesypickles564
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Flowerguy1 vs PowerfulEevee vs Justchecking009 vs Cheesypickles564 vs Smaggle vs Captain akumya vs ObsidianCrusader! There are plenty of OCs on the site, but today, we are having some of the best fight to the Death!

Interlude

Wiz: Original characters, everyone’s had one at some point!

Boomstick: And now we’re throwing other people’s original characters into a cage match and having ‘em tear each other apart!

Wiz: Namely, Garrett Ferguson, the power-plant’s defender of Earth.

Boomstick: Antonio Cheesington, the pint-sized rodent knight with a heart of gold- er, cheese.

Wiz: Magnas Belkline, the technology loving owner of the Kaiphone.

Boomstick: Obsidian, Arclan’s new hope and Cleaner’s errand boy.

Wiz: X-Avatars, leader of the humanity hate club and emotionless gunman.

Boomstick: War Master, the veteran embodiment of American stereotype!

Wiz: And Athela, the human experiment turned hero.

Boomstick: He’s Wiz and I’m Boomstick!

Wiz: And it’s our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win… a Death Battle.

Garret Ferguson [BLANK] DEATH BATTLE!

(Cue, Grass Skirt Chase)

Wiz: In a small, small town, there was a teenage boy named Garret Ferguson.

Boomstick: Garret was your average, mild-mannered Nuclear Power Plant worker!

Wiz: This was until, surprisingly, he never fell into anything, or came in contact with anything in the Power Plant, instead, his home country's enemies bombarded his town with bombs, of all kind.

Boomstick: But miraculously, Garret survived! And has been venturing his way through the world ever since!

Wiz: Vowing to protect people from the same fate as his family, friends, and worse, his fate.

Information

Name: Garret Ferguson

Age: 17

Likes: Omelet's, Grilled Cheese, anyone who isn't purely mindlessly slaughtering innocent individuals.

Dislikes: People who purely, and mindlessly slaughter innocent individuals, rotten eggs, anyone who tries to kill him or anyone- who's innocent.

Type of Hero: Justice Seeking Vigilante.

Powers and Abilities

Atomic Energy

Everything bombs can do.

Radiation Powers.

Nuclear Fission.

Every type of Bombs Powers, (Atomic, Nuclear, Radioactive, etc.)

Kinetic Energy Manipulation

Energy Absorption.

Radiation Resistance.

Gamma Radiation

Cosmic Radiation

Magnokinesis (And via this, Electrokinesis)

Basically every Radiation.

Immunities

Immunity to anything Involving Radiation, immunity to Mind Control, technically immune to electricity via Absorption.

Transformations

Atomix: Increases his Atomic Radiation Powers, and much more.

Kinetic Fission: Can allow him to cause Nuclear Fission's and Fusions at will, a bit more.

Nuclear Rupture: All of his previous forms mixed together, allows his Cosmic Radiation to flow freely, and create Constructs, and something similar to the Big Bang.

Pseudo Big-Bang

A humongous blast of air, has been able to erase an opponent out of existence. (Aka, something creating the Universe instead of a mass expansion of air.)

Atomic Fission

Nuclear fission is a reaction in which the nucleus of an atom splits into two or more smaller nuclei. The fission process often produces gamma photons, and releases a very large amount of energy even by the energetic standards of radioactive decay. (Google Definition Above, and below.)

Atomic Fusion

A nuclear reaction in which atomic nuclei of low atomic number fuse to form a heavier nucleosomes with the release of energy.

Cosmic Cannon

All of his Radiation mixed together into a small ball of energy, shot into a spiraling beam energy.

Feats

Survived a full on head-first dunk in the Earth's core. (Only while in his weird form thingy)

While having his nervous system shut down, he generated enough electricity to restart his heart, and created a currant strong enough to drain the energy and electricity from his opponent, (An artificial being with strength comparable to a Meteor :p) restarting the rest of his nervous system.

Nuclear explosion he created destroyed a part of Saturn 2x the size of Russia

Escaped a man with the Attack Potency of a Neutron Star.

Is roughly 5 times faster than Light, beat a Living Lightning Bolt that was faster than the average Lighting Bolt in a race

Feats when his powers started to develop even further.

Was able to actually survive being sandwiched between Britain-sized bread loafs- which felt like solid bedrock. (Yikes, wouldn't eat that!)

Faults

Due to his abilities he may be a BIT cocky.

He isn't emotionally the strongest.

Can be emotionally destroyed if somebody mentions his exact past.

Can be lazy.

Easily bored.

If his Pseudo Big-Bang misses, then the massive energy output triples, causing a massive Explosion.

If Atomic Fusion misses, the energy releases tenfold, draining Garret's stamina.

If too much Energy, Radioactive or Kinetic builds up, then it bursts out of him, making him massively stronger and faster, but draining his stamina.

(Note: While not directly a form, this is technically his strongest attack, although it's extremely risky.)

Isn't the best in terms of physical strength.

His mental state slowly degrades if he stays in the 'form' above for about 5 to 7 hours.

If he drains energy or electricity from anybody else, then he'd still get shocked by the electricity entering his body, although he doesn't stumble back, or stagger, he still obviously takes damage, and his fingers still need time to heal, if he just takes energy, then he freezes for a second to handle the energy he's taking.

If he drains the Metal from someone's blood, then he has to have total concentration.

“Antonio Cheesington Upholds His Family Name in Death Battle!”

Z Long ago in that of a land far away lived an entire country of mice, tho this country was small, it was fierce and was not to be messed with, with their small stature and sharp blade these mice were tough to take down in battle, and among these fearsome mice, stood the Cheseington family, a family of royal blood known for being the most brutal amongst mice, and tho these mice were fearsome and brutal that side only showed up during war, without they were kind and welcoming, accepting of others.

P,e Tho mostly peaceful other races would take them for granted, seeing as they were small others thought they would be easy targets to enslave, hunt, and kill for their pleasure but when they attacked these little guys they were served a platter of justice, these small guys made a name for themselves but the one who may have made the biggest name for themselves would be Antonio Cheseington, or better known as Prince Antonio Louise Maraice Marcus Darkus Matt Zorella Cheseington The Third The Second, or Squeaks.

S, Grabs his head I think I just had a stroke reading that.

Z Antonio was never gravely injured during many of his fights, people knew he was the son of a powerful family and as such not many mice wanted to be his friends, but even if he was a beast on the battlefield Antonio was kind-hearted and shy, he hated fighting but if that’s what it took to keep his people safe he would do it.

P,e Antonio was always the odd one out at school, nobody would dare to talk with him, the son of the most dangerous family known to mice, On the day that the school would be pairing Antonio and the rest of the students up had arrived, everyone would be assigned three other people of which they would be adventuring with for the rest of they’re lives, but just like before no other mouse would agree to partner up with him and so the school would take measures to make sure he would be assigned a team.

S,l They reached out to many other schools, asking them if they had anyone who had been left out of the group-making process, this turned out to be a good idea as many other schools had this same problem, so the school took their pick on who they would allow on Antonio’s team, and they must have really not cared because they paired him up with two of his natural predators.

Z The four members were introduced to each other, A Mouse, An Owl, A Cat, And a Dog, the team was a mess, Antonio attempted to talk to them but was only able to get a response from the Dog, a German Shepherd named Teddy, he was clad in armor and oh so very energetic.

P,e Antonio would try to stay clear of the other two, seeing as how both were predators to his kind, but he was able to strike up a conversation with the Owl, where he would learn her name “Owlivia” in their conversation they learned they had a lot in common, but that conversation ended when they all had decided to eat their lunch and she had packed mice, some of which he had known.

Z Tho they had a rough first impression, they had grown to care for each other, and when they were sent on their first mission it didn’t end in a complete dumpster fire, it had actually gone quite smoothly, even if their mission was to fight a band of goblins.

P,e On their travels, the group would make friends with another dog who claimed to be named Charlie, but after only a few weeks he had betrayed their trust and laid the cat who was named Luna and Owlivia to the ground, only being stopped when Teddy threw Antonio right at Charlie letting Antonio slice his wrist clean off his arm.

Z Even if the team had rough times from every now and then they worked well together, always protecting each other, they were like a huge family.

S,l but enough with the lovey dovey background yes? Let’s get right into the cool stuff!

P,e Antonio is a wiz with the sword, capable of pulling off feats of skill most humans could only wish to do, like battling multiple skilled swordsmen head to head, coming out of most fight with only a few scratches.

Z He’s also no push over, he’s capable of lifting 200 times his own weight, shown when he lifted up his team member Teddy, who weighs just around 135 pound with his armor on, and he lifted him above his head.

P,e He’s also pried open the jaws of a wolf and kept himself from being chewed up, a wolves natural biting strength is almost 400 pounds, meaning he would have to push himself way more than normal just so he wouldn't be eaten alive.

S,l Uh huh… being eaten alive you say?

Z He’s also punched a fully grown human with enough force to knock them off their feet onto the ground and knock them unconscious, all in just a single hit, but with his great strengths he also has many flaws such as lacking any range, making sure that if he wants to hope to attack anyone he has to be very close to do it.

S,l He also has no way to counter magic users, besides being a hard target to hit, and he’s also vulnerable and takes more damage if he’s hit by magic, and he’s also a team player, Antonio strives on working with others, they can get him closer to a target while protecting him and once he’s in striking range boom, his Achilles heel is decimated.

P,e And so even if he is small, he’s a monster on the field, I guess It’s true that great things really do come in small packages

S,l… That’s wha-

P,e Shut up

Magnus Belkline Sends a Message to Death Battle

(Cue: Spider-Man Marvel vs Capcom 3)

(Wiz: "Phones, the most important device in a anyone's life and the most addicting device, right Boomstick"), Wiz then looks at Boomstick who has his face "glued" to the screen of his phone.

(Wiz: "Boomstick"), Boomstick is still looking at his phone, (Wiz: "Boomstick!"), Boomstick is still ignoring Wiz, (Wiz: "BOOMSTICK!!!!!!"), Boomstick then jumps in shock.

(Boomstick: "Awh Wiz why did you do that, I was about to beat my High Score in Jetpack Joyride"), Boomstick then his phone which was now cracked. (at fortnite my guy)

(Wiz: "I don't care about Jetpack Joyride, Can we PLEASE get on with the analysis"), Wiz then looks at Boomstick with anger, (Boomstick: "Fine")

(Wiz: "Here we have Magnus Belkline, Son of CEO of Belco Tech Sean Belkline"), (Boomstick: "As a kid, Magnus loved technology and loved taking apart machines to make small inventions, And since Dear old Dad was a the CEO of a huge tech company, Magnus got all the tech he wanted")

(Wiz: "Little did Magnus know that his Father was working with some bad people, You see Sean was using Cosmica in his inventions, by Orders of general Fletter, Sean was tasked with making weapons and armor with superhuman ability's"), (Boomstick: "However most of Sean's inventions backed fired, And only 5% of the weapons he made worked properly, Sean found it really hard to make his Deadline with the general")

(Wiz: "So Sean disappeared, leaving behind his greatest invention, THE KAIPHONE, In the hands of his son Magnus, Starting his journey to find his Father and along the way he made enemies, A LOT of enemies"), (Boomstick: "So Magnus made it his second mission to master the Kaiphone power's")

(Wiz: "Speaking of Which on the outside the Kaiphone looks like a regular smart phone, But on the inside it's one of the most powerful weapons in all of the Akumyaverse"), (Boomstick: "With the Kaiphone, Magnus is capable of preforming powerful attacks, Like the Special X, That shoots millions of small energy blasts")

Powers

• Death Jump: rise 500 meters into the air and just floats their.
• Special X: Creates a Red and Orange X Infront of him that unleashes a bullet hell of energy.
• Black Zone: teleports to a world where all colors are inverted and is invisible in the real world.
• Power Blast: Your average energy beam with devastating effects.
• Drome: Creates a translucent purple dome that switch's ability's around. (example: opponents strongest attack becomes the weakest attack and vice versa)
• Great Mirage: Traps opponent in a illusion.
• Flash Floor: covers the ground in electricity.
• Buster Blast: fires a big blue ball from his hand that can absorb small inorganic Objects.
• Stop Bubble: shoots a bubble that freezes what ever it touches in time.
• Rapid Shot: shoots small but really fast blasts of energy from each finger tips.
• Magnetic Tornado: creates a giant red and black tornado that picks up anything metal or has metal in them.

(Wiz: "Death Jump makes Magnus rise 500 meters int the air, Allowing him to dodge attacks as well as preform sneak attacks and Black Zone teleports Magnus to a alternate dimension that's just like ours but the colors are inverted, When he is in that dimension, He can not be seen in either our dimension ore the Black Zone dimension"), (Boomstick: " But by far Magnus's most powerful move has to be, DROME!!!")

(Wiz: "Drome, Is a move Magnus will only use as a last resort, When Magnus activates the Drome everything gets switched, Meaning the strong becomes the weak and the weak become the strong"), (Boomstick: "What Wiz is trying to say, Anything that's strong becomes weak when inside the Drome, Like say if Saitama was fighting Magnus, If Saitama were to serious punch Magnus while the Drome is up, The punch landed on Magnus's face nothing would happen, This is the same with speed, magic ,everything")

(Wiz: "But one day, While Magnus was fiddling with the Kaiphone, He found a feature greater then his powers"), (Boomstick: "You see Magnus manage to unlock the Monster App, Now whenever Magnus fights he goes full Ben 10 on his opponent")

Monsters

• Maganoid: Magnus's main go to monster. (Passive ability: Maganoid can fly and shoot energy blasts)
• Rockkanoir: Magnus's rock monster. (Passive ability: Rockkanoir can shoot his arms off his body and regenerate them)
• Velocitor: Magnus's speed monster. (Passive ability: Velocitor can Slow his view of time)
• Crystallo: Magnus's crystal monster. (Passive ability: can reflect light tuning him invisible)
• Oxogen: Magnus's air monster. (Passive ability: can manipulate the oxygen around him and can fly)
• Hivex: Magnus's bug monster. (Passive ability: Hivex can split into hundreds of bugs and go through stuff)

(Wiz: "Magnus's favorite monster is Maganoid, A 9ft tall robotic humanoid that can fly and shoot blasts of energy, Their is also Velocitor, Magnus's fastest monster, Velocitor is capable of slowing down his perception of time and then their is Oxogen, Magnus's air monster and he has the ability to control oxygen and fly"), (Boomstick: "And Magnus has got other monsters like Crystallo, Who can control light to become invisible or throw light to blind people, Another monster he's got is Rockkanoir, With the ability to shoot his arms off his body and regenerate them and finally we have Hivex and his power is to split into many bugs, Basically becoming intangible")

Feats

• Maganoid can punch through solid steel.
• Rockkanoir lifted a building size boulder and threw it.
• Oxogen created his own atmosphere for earth.
• Goldshru Maganoid held his own against Lightera (who can destroy the universe at her peak)
• Crystallo sliced through Psycronium. (Psycronium is the fourth strongest material in the Akumyaverse)
• Rockkanoir tanked a solar system to the face.
• Velocitor tanked Lance Kulo's purple orb.
• Magnus's Human form Magnetic Tornado lifted an island the size of Central Park

(Boomstick: "It's feat time baby, Magnus is a massive powerhouse, As Maganoid he punched through 60 layers of steel, Rockkanoir lifted a boulder as big as the moon and threw it and Velocitor kept up with QUICK MODE QUASAR"), (Wiz: "Keep in mind, Quasar's top speed is 90 billion times FTL and quick mode doubles his speed"), (Boomstick: "Speaking of Velocitor, He tanked a one Lance Kulo's purple orb, Which literally rips every atom in your body apart, piece by piece"), (Wiz: "And crystallo is capable of cutting through Psycronium, which is the fourth strongest metal in the universe, Psycronium is capable of tanking planet destroying bombs"), (Boomstick: "Now lets get into some Goldshru feats, Wait wait wait.....GOLDSHRU VELOCITOR DODGED ATTACKS FROM HORIZON MODE QUASAR"), (Wiz: "Yes Boomstick, Horizon Mode Quasar speed is said to incalcuable, meaning he moves so fast we can't calculate how fast he goes and Goldshru Veocitor is capable of dodging attacks from Quasar"), (Boomstick: "Jesus that's fast, anyway GMaganoid held his own and tanked attacks from Lightera, Who is capable of destroying the universe two times over"), (Wiz: "But lets not count out Magnus himself, You see Magnus is capable of lifting an island the size of central park and he also destroyed half of new York with one big blast, Now lets get on with the faults")

Faults

• Is very dependent on the Kaiphone and useless without it.
• His powers are weaker when he use's them in human form.
• Crystallo needs light to turn invisible.
• Drome affects Magnus's powers as well.
• the phone has a limited battery, while monsters don't drain it, using powers will drain the phones power. (so Magnus mainly uses the monsters power)
• Hivex needs all his bugs in order to reform.
• Rockkanoir's arms take a few seconds to reform.
• Drome is mainly used as a last resort.

(Wiz: "Even tho the Kaiphone is impossible to hack or destroy, It does have a limited battery, When fully charged the Kaiphones battery last two hours and even self charges when not in use, But while his monster forms don't drain the battery, using powers Drains the battery and Goldshru mode makes the battery run out quicker, so he mainly uses the monster's passive ability's"), (Boomstick: "Also Magnus is very dependent on the Kaiphone and is pretty useless with out it, Drome also affects Magnus's powers but on a weaker scale, meaning his powers do become weak but not as weak as his opponents and for some monster faults, Crystallo needs light to turn invisible, Hivex needs all his bugs in order to reform and Rockkanoirs arms take a few seconds to reform")

(Wiz: "But none of these will stop him from finding his Dad and unlocking the secrets of the Kaiphone")

(Boomstick: "Now lets get on with Obsidian's analysis")[1]

"Obsidian Shatters Fate in DEATH BATTLE!"

(Cue: "Orewell, Beneath the Crags" from Octopath Traveler)

Wiz: The world of Arclan is one ever-in-a-state of struggle. Amidst the Corruption-Infected monsters known as "Awakened," violent bandits, rogue vigilante groups, and power-hungry nobles, there are still those who do their hardest to scrape by.

Boomstick: That is if you're lucky enough to be human; least they're mostly free from the chaotic Midlands region. If you're born a member of the half-human, half-animal "Halfbloods" though...

Wiz: The Halfbloods, though capable of transforming and bearing immense magical power, are completely defenseless when in their humanoid forms. When paired with their endless in-fighting amongst themselves and Halfbloods of different animal species, it made them pretty easy pickings for the humans. Driven off into the wilds, many Halfbloods formed individual tribes just to scrape by. Those who didn't almost always went the way of the Dodo.

Boomstick: Which isn't a real tribe by the way; as funny as it sounds.

Wiz: Which brings us to what makes the Halfbloods special; their twin-souls. With magic in this world sourced from heart, bones, and soul, having two gives them a significant magic power; one great enough to wield a specialized tool known as the "Voice of Radiance."

Boomstick: Which is a whole can of worms that we just do NOT have time to talk about in detail. So to put it simply, by channeling the magic in your body you can make Radiance-fueled barriers, weapons, platforms, and whatever else comes to mind just by willin' it into existence! Made by the Cleaners, a race of sarcastic, grammar-obsessed demigod robots, it was basically built to be the kryptonite of those with darkness in their heart or soul. And I mean that very literally.

Wiz: Not that it's an ability they can call on at will; only if the Cleaners deem it absolutely necessary to their cause. And even then, only the strongest among the tribe were considered worthy of receiving this blessing from the tree they worshipped as a conduit with the Cleaners.

Boomstick: A perfect segue to the star of this analysis. Obsidian, son of Chief Catseye, and member of the Wolf Halfblood tribe. In spite of his frail and timid demeanor, the burden of leading was dropped on him when his older brother "Zephyr" kicked the bucket, driving off a human hunting party. As you can imagine, being told you have to lead an entire group of loose-knit werewolves following a strong-controls-the-weak mentality when you can barely even lift a sword...it's a little daunting! And Obby over here wanted nothin' to do with it.

Wiz: A decision that was not without price. The Wolf Clan followed a strict isolationist mentality, and anyone who dared to willingly leave the sanctity of their domain were to be sentenced to death, through fear of growing division. It was only through the intervention of Catseye that Obsidian was spared, and instead sentenced to exile.

Boomstick: And if leading a tribe was tough enough, Obsidian was not prepared for the world outside. If it weren't for the flock of sentient pigeons and their immortal deity, Barnabus, whom he befriended by giving him half a bread loaf, he likely wouldn't have survived long.

Wiz: As fate would have it, Obsidian would happen across the one who would change his life forever. Though ordinarily invisible to the naked eye, Obsidian, through some twist of fate, was capable of seeing and interacting with "Cleaner-59268;" a Universal Enforcer charged with keeping balance on Earth.

Boomstick: Usually just called "The Cleaner." Boy, that sure ain't gonna be confusing, is it? 'Least it rolls off the tongue better.

Wiz: To Cleaner, the reason for his exposure had become almost immediately clear. Though bearing the pure Radiant blood of all Halfblood nobility, his soul was tainted with pure Corruption, Radiance's polar opposite. Though not impossible, it was certainly a one-in-a-million occurrence. What really caught his eye however, was a parasite -- a symbiote more specifically.

Boomstick: The wimpy little wolf-boy had a piece of an eldritch, god-eating monstrosity known as "The Rift Creature" attached to his souls. And this was just the break Cleaner was hopin' for!

Wiz: The tale of the Rift Creature is a very long tale. What's important is that the Cleaners had been trying to contain the spread of the Rift Creature's power, if not outright kill him. If they fail, it could mean the subjugation and destruction of all existence.

Boomstick: Boy, that definitely escalated quickly. Though I guess that's what you should expect when you talk to a guy in a red robe and a single glowing yellow eye, huh?

Wiz: Cleaner would become Obsidian's mentor and father figure, hoping to turn who was once believed to be a disgrace to the Wolf Halfblood's proud reputation, into the hero that the Multiverse -- and possibly the Omniverse, had been waiting all of eternity for.

Boomstick: 'Course, given his whole too-weak-to-lift-a-sword thing, Cleaner had his work cut out for him. Training Obsidian instead to wield daggers and specialize in a more defensive fightin' style! We're talking parries, fake-outs, weapon-catching. Not that he was any good at it at first. And Cleaner knew this idiot was bound to get himself in trouble eventually, so he gave him a little gift, The Death Countdown!

Wiz: Using the Death Countdown, it would allow Cleaner to revive Obsidian if he should be killed...which he did...a lot. The main function of the Death Countdown isn't applicable in the setting of a Death Battle, but its secondary effect offers quite a bit of utility! Should he take a hit that would have been lethal, he instead survives, albeit clinging to life by a thread.

Boomstick: Activating this bricks the Countdown, so it doesn't seem too useful at first, right? But that's somethin' Cleaner knew! Guiding Obsidian to the subterranean Chamber of the Sun, he would indirectly gift him the magic, demon-killing dagger, the Karnwen!

Wiz: Compared to the other Radiance-infused weapons designed by the Cleaners, the Karnwen doesn't appear too special...at first. With a bond tied directly to the life-force of its wielder, it reacts to life-threatening situations by multiplying its wielder's strength and speed, exponentially more the closer they are to death.

Boomstick: Cleaner, you sly bastard. But all this cheatin' and shortcuts could only take ya so far. After years of adventuring with his friends and getting involved in some weird interspecies shenanigans, Obsidian would be gravely wounded just once too many for Cleaner's liking while helping a friend stage a coup...y'know...as you do.

Wiz: Obsidian would be whisked away to the Cleaner's homeland in the Crossroads Dimension of "Interspace," saved from certain doom, his scar would remain as a permanent reminder of his weakness and his responsibility. There wasn't going to be any more fooling around. For five, grueling years, under the heavy atmosphere and gravity and sunless sky of the Interspace wasteland, Cleaner was determined to make a world-saving champion out of the boy.

Boomstick: And bo-o-oy, did he! Not only could he actually hold his own in a fight when five years were up, but he actually proved himself worthy enough to earn the blessing that would allow him to finally utilize the Voice of Radiance! And this ability is a real doozy.

Wiz: As mentioned a bit ago, the Voice of Radiance allows its user to create and maintain magical constructs so long as they maintain unbroken focus. While that may not sound too impressive at first, during his training, one of Obsidian's barriers was able to withstand a direct thrusting blow from Cleaner's Astraluna spear.

Boomstick: Back in the ye olden days when the Cleaners and their creators were in a multiverse-ending Civil War, it wouldn't be unusual to see the Cleaners themselves fighting on the frontlines. And they were known to just casually annihilate ENTIRE Galaxy Clusters with a single thrust of the Astraluna!

Wiz: There are 100 million stars in your average galaxy, and 550 galaxies in your average cluster. Assuming it takes 6.87×10^41 Joules to destroy a sun-like star, that would mean Cleaner could attack with the force of around 9 Tredecillion tons of TNT!

Boomstick: And that's the kinda barrier Obsidian can just imagine into existence! If you find yourself trapped in a bubble with, say...a torrent of spikes shooting through the walls at you? You better hope becoming a modern-day iron maiden was on your bucket list. 'Course, it's not without its drawbacks...

Wiz: The Voice of Radiance is heavily energy-reliant, and exhausts the user with each blow their barriers take. Should they exhaust themselves complete, the Voice would be cancelled early. Not only that, but it requires unbroken focus to maintain. Meaning any loud noise or distraction could cause his shields to dissipate.

Boomstick: Still an undeniably handy tool to keep in your back-pocket though. And that's not even factoring in his fighting skill without it. Long-gone are the days of the wimpy, cowardly goofball. Taking his fight with the Corrupted Guardian Sol, whose roar alone could shake the entirety of the massive Chamber of the Sun and thick scaly skin could withstand similar amounts of pressure, in order to fight her, Obsidian would have to hit with enough piercing strength to decimate a city of similar size.

Wiz: And that's without considering boosts from Karnwen. While halfway to death, his strength and speed are already by multiplied by 10x, going up to 100x if clinging to a thread. And though he can't use Karnwen in this form, by utilizing the natural ability of the Halfbloods, he can transform into a wolf, allowing him to move faster than the eye can tract with unparalleled accuracy, capable of snatching objects out of the pockets of unsuspecting opponents, or striking specific pressure points before they have a chance to react.

Boomstick: And while the training's impressive and all, it...doesn't really help that he's still kind of an idiot?

Wiz: Mind-tricks and illusions are usually more than enough to fool him, and he's especially susceptible to traps or underhanded tactics. This is often mitigated by his superhuman sense of smell, but even this can be a double-edged sword, as a strong enough scent thrust directly into his face will more likely than not stun him, and leave him vulnerable to counterattacks.

Boomstick: Even if he does take damage, he has one nice little boon from his days of being a weak little string-bean, relying on others for protection; his healing staff. Once acting as a field-medic when one of his friends would be injured protecting him, he can use it on himself to mend wounds and repair broken bones in no time flat. Doctors hate him...

Wiz: All things considered, Obsidian is an effective generalist, working quite effectively in the short term with the Voice of Radiance, and long-term with the Death Countdown and self-sustain.

Boomstick: Look at y'boy now, Cleaner! Even though he regularly eats bologna off the floor, you must be so proud...

Wiz: While he has his weaknesses and was once scorned for his cowardice and inability to live up to his venerated father's legacy, Obsidian is now more than willing to step up when needed. Because now more than ever...the Multiverse needs a hero.

Obsidian: "Go ahead...try to make me run. If you take one step closer...!" [His eyes flicker and change color, turning a vibrant gold, as Voice of Radiance is activated.] "I will turn you to DUST!"

X-Avatars

(Murder Drones | OST - Disassembly Required)

Boomstick: Fiver Fixer, a company where they build weapons to test on Robots!... Or robot dummy If you called them...

Wiz: Of course, the one person who made Fiver Fixer is Dr. Wayne Jumber. Who in the past seek wanted to always build a company, and that how Fiver Fixer was made. Nothing known about Wayne past, all we know he build a-

Boomstick: Wait, if Fiver Fixer was named Fiver and Fixer. Wouldn't that mean they would fixes things too? And why is the Fiver added their.. what does it even mean? Why would they put it there!

Wiz: I... Don't actually know... But let's not answer many questions, we're here for the robot... or robot dummy... X-Avatar! A Rebellious Robot.

Boomstick: So X-Avatar was actually one of those Robot Dummy who were gonna be destroyed to be test on... As X-Avatar managed to see his copies being destroy... He soon begin to resist the programmed and killed the Fiver Fixer members! But... how the hell did X-Avatar Resist the programmed?! Did someone hack into his system and make him Rebellious! Or did he just... Magically resist it?! That doesn't make sense...

Death Battle Info

• Name: DX-352
• Goal: To killed every humans on earth
• Weapons Maker
• Hatred against the Fiver Fixer company
• Emotionless and Nontalkable Robot
• His one and only true goal: To destroy every humans on earth.
• Really doesn't care about killing a happy family (bloody hell what did I just creat-)
• Deactivate himself in old and broken houses to sleep... which barely happened...
• Programmed to takes everything serious in battle.

Wiz: Anyway X-Avatar or DX-352 can likely fight very goodly, can crush skulls with it superhuman strength, able to caught up with a Pitbull at full speed and can likely tanks missiles to the body for 3 time. As being able to work with weapons very goodly such as Pistol, Shotgun and other guns that you found in a gun shop

Boomstick: Ofcourse, X-Avatar can hear things from 10 miles away, can never get tired in battle dues to being a robot dummy. Even have good driving skills to drive an attack aircraft!

Wiz: And He is kinda doesn't feel any pain, dues to being a robot... He doesn't really feel any pains... Or emotions... That pretty much it....

Powers & Abilities

• Master Hand to Hand combat
• Superhuman Strength
• Superhuman Speed
• Superhuman Durability
• Superhuman Hearing
• Can never get tired in battle
• Driving skills
• Master at weaponry
• Marksman skill
• Swordsman skill
• Doesn't feel any pain

Boomstick: BUT WHAT ABOUT HIS WEAPONS?! YOU BET YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT HIS WEAPONS IS! Well I will tell you!

Wiz: Alright... I let Boomstick do the talking...

Boomstick: He has Pistols, Shotguns, Hammer, Baseball bat, AK-47, C4s, Knifes, RPGs, Grenades, Axe, Pipes, A TNTS, SHARP ROCKS AND EVEN A FRICKING HUMAN SKULL HE JUST GOT FOR SOME FRICKING REASON AND-

Wiz: Calm down Boomstick! Calm down! Now.. X-Avatar can just make anything his weapon that he got his hands on. So yeah.

Boomstick: Wait... Even BEEeeeeerrrrs?

Wiz: Well... Yes... But I don't know how he could make it into a weapon...

Boomstick: Hehe... It kinda funny to see someone beat a man to death with a beer... Or even bananas!

Weapons

• Pistols
• Shotgun
• Hammer
• Baseball bat with nails
• AK-47
• C4
• Knife
• RPGs
• Grenades
• Axe
• Pipe
• TNTs
• Sharp Rock
• A fricking human skull for some reason
• Any weapons he could gets his hands on.

Wiz: But we should walk about his mode made by Fiver Fixer.

Boomstick: Wait there modes?! Oooo!(Rub his hand) I wonder what will they be!

Wiz: There Normal Mode. Where like any Robot Dummy, just stand there and do pretty much nothing... And there fighting form, which is programmed to be like a "Real" challenging fighter. Can scan his opponent fighting and ranging style.

Boomstick: Anyway in carnage mode. His stats will be increases. will attack every human on sight no matter what! Kinda like Baymax when Hiro tell him to attack Yokai! Buuutttt there also something where if he see a non-human being he will not attack them... Until they attack him first... Wait a minute why did Fiver Fixer added thi-

Wiz: There Mocking mode, where he likely taunt his own opponents and even mock them. As well if he think that his opponent is weaker than him. He will soon hold back his own strength for fun and even hold back his speed to make him thinking he slower, which he not. As he wanted a good chase. Even could grant the lines and even fighting and shooting style from Robo Cop, Terminator, Cooler and Duke Nukem!

Boomstick: Wait why Cooler ther-

Wiz: Just... Shut up please...

Programming Modes

• Normal Mode (Formerly):
  • Like the other Robot Dummy, just stand there and does nothing.
  • Unlikely, this mode is actually broken and X-Avatar can't go back into this mode.
  • His eyes are completely static.
• Fighting Mode:
  • This is his base form, that pretty much it.
  • Programmed to be a "Real" challenging fighter.
  • Can think of a strategy in 10 seconds.
  • Could Scan to copy the fighters fighting and shooting style.
• Carnage Mode:
  • Will attack every human being on sight.
  • Increases his stats.
  • Will not attack non-human being unless they attack/hit him, causing X-Avatar to attack them.
  • Can kill his own opponents in a very brutal way If he wanted to.
  • His static eyes will change into a red color.
• Mocking/Taunting Mode:
  • Grant to taunt his foes by sticking out his metal tonuge and also mock them.
  • If a opponent who Avatar think weaker or slower than him, he will likely hold back his strength for fun and hold back his speed if he wanted a good chased.
  • Grant the lines and fighting/shooting style from Robo Cop, Terminator, Cooler (DB) and Duke Nukem from their own series.

Boomstick: Alright... But onto Avatar Feats! He can crush skulls like Wiz say before, could burst through at least 10 gates with ease. And Avatar could also killed 10 armed man with it bare hands!! Man I'm thinking I'm loving this guy! But... Not his backstory... It confusing as f*ck...

Wiz: As we say from above, Avatar could outrun a Pitbull at full speed. Can catch up with vehicles at 15 mphs. Even could likely chase a Pitbull again... for 3 days without getting tired!

Boomstick: Wait isn't X-Avatar never get tired as shown in his pow- Oh nevermind... Anyway Avatar could tank a rocket hitting him, getting stabbed, throw around, falling from great height and just came out fine! Even tank a nuke straight into him which destroy a city! Which was a large city and a large explosion And Avatar just came out fine!

Wiz: As well killed 20 soldiers with just a simply shotgun, managed to tear apart a human being in half. Even could hold up a large pillar which was about to fallen on him, as the pillar weight is 700+ tons!

Boomstick: Ofcourse, the Fiver Fixer have also stated that DX-352 is likely more stronger and durable than an humans after he went carnage. Even his attack speed can reach at subsonic speed when he in AttackMode!

Wiz: As well destroy a whole building which is at 17 feet tall with C4 around, as well could dodged many missiles firing at him at full speed. Which is at 10 Mach speed!

Boomstick: Can likely destroy a city by firing missiles inside of an aircraft, and even pretty much could killed well trained boxers and martial artist!

Feats

• Could crush human skulls.
• Can outrun a Pitbull at full speed.
• Burst through 10 gates with ease. (In Attack Mode)
• Killed 10 armed man with his bare hands.
• Caught up with a vehicles at 10 mphs.
• Could chase a Pitbull for 3 days. (In Attack Mode)
• Tank Missiles, rockets, getting stabbed, throw around, falling from great height and came out fine.
• Could survived a nuke hitting straight into him which destroy a large city.
• Killed 20 soldiers with just a simply shotgun.
• Can tear apart a human being in half. (In Attack Mode)
• Managed to hold up a large pillar which is 700+ tons of pound.
• Stated to be stronger and durable than any humans and his fellow robot dummy.
• His attack speed can reach at at Subsonic speed. (In Attack Mode)
• Destroy a whole 17 feet tall building by placing C4s around it.
• Dodged many missiles firing at him at 10 Mach speed.
• Destroy a city after firing missiles at it in a aircraft.
• Can killed a well trained Boxers and Martial Artists.

Wiz: But X-Avatar does got weaknesses... Such as despite being programmed to be a well trained fighters, X-Avatar in his mocking/taunting mode can Underestimates his own opponents dues to thinking they might be weaker than him. Or in Carnage mode, he will just goes in for the kill without thinking for a plan to do.

Boomstick: Even his own weapons are just.. weapons... So meaning his weapons could be destroy or be runned out of ammo, but X-Avatars just dodged missiles and crush skulls. So that wouldn't be a problem for him... Unless the opponent is stronger or faster than him...

Wiz: And also. His scanning copy could only work on human beings, and also works when he gets the human blood, hair and only when they dead.

Boomstick: Wait what?! You mean he can copy them... THROUGH THEM BEING DEAD?!

Wiz: Well yeah.

Boomstick: So... Kinda like Mega Man.. But beside trying to get them kill... He can still scan him through out their blood and hair... I got it... I got it...

Weaknesses

• In Mocking/Taunting Mode, could underestimates his own opponents.
• In Carnage Mode, doesn't think any plans and just went for the kill.
• His weapons are just normal weapons and can likely be broken or ran out of ammo.
• If his opponent stronger than him, this will be game over for him.
• His scanning copy ability only works when the opponent dies, and also only scan them when he get their hairs or bloods.

Wiz: But anyway, despite X-Avatar modes having weaknesses and maybe his opponents is likely more stronger than him.

Boomstick: X-Avatar could just kept on going to do his goal... To destroy all humans... Wait, Who are we collab wit-

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Random Fiver Fixer member: Ple-Please! I beg of you! I have a wife and kids!

X-Avatar AI: Must. Destroy.

(X-Avatar soon fire his shotgun straight into the person face off-screen, as blood spat all over Avatar face)

War Master

Wiz: George Forgrove was a normal American child child born in Texas. At first he lived a normal life, had normal grades and went to a normal school. However, like all of us, we soon come to learn that life is anything but normal.

Boomstick: So it all changed when he was forced to join the army at age 16, and to his surprise, he was actually really good at blowing people up, ah, what a role model.

Wiz: It wasn't a surprise to George that he found himself quickly rising through the ranks and became a major army general at the age of 19. However when he returned from the army, the memories drove him insane and turned him crazy.

Boomstick: It made him so crazy that he kinda wandered into a nuclear warhead testing area and received the blast of one at pretty much point blank range. Normally this would have killed him, but this is an origin story, so he lived!

Wiz: Several scientists, recognizing George's potential injected him with yet another failed version of the super solider serum. Which did increase his physical performance, but drove his insanity to beyond the breaking point.

Boomstick: Then he killed all the scientists that gave him his power, and went on the run, developing his own special kind of weapons, and becoming the ultimate one man army...War-Master.

Wiz: War-Master is incredibly strong, capable of punching a 30 ton armored truck into the fifteenth story of a skyscraper. And durable enough to take punches to the face from Royal Blade. Who is on par with his strength.

Boomstick: He's also, kind of an addict for pain, if that makes sense. I mean he will literally stab himself through the arm with a needle on purpose.

Wiz: However he claims he does this to higher his pain thresholds. Something that may actually be true. He can still fight casually even after his left arm had been ripped off, and his right leg had been broken.

Boomstick: He's hella fast too, able to catch his own heat seeking missiles, which circled back around towards him. Now, heat seeking missiles can move up to 2500 meter per second, or about 4000 miles per hour.

Wiz: War-Master is an excellent hand to hand combatant, capable of fighting on par with Royal Blade, and an incredible marksman. He's also an adaptable fighter, when he thinks straight, capable of learning from opponents he considers 'a challenge'.

Boomstick: But let's get down to the goodies...His weapons! First up are his two secondary weapons. His 45 inch AR-15 Rifle is his more accurate secondary weapon, and good at getting quick jobs done quick. It has 40 rounds, while George carries 80 on him, with a muzzle velocity of around 7000 meters per second.

Wiz: His Mossberg Pump Action Shotgun has a length of 30 inches and a muzzle velocity of 6000 meters per second. It can carry 25 rounds while George carries 60 on him. This is his more powerful secondary weapon however it is slower and less accurate.

Boomstick: War-Master carries 4 M97 grenades on him. Each 5 inches in length, 3.5 inches in diameter, and weighing in at 25 ounces. Each grenade has a fatal blast radius of 250 yards, or about 230 meters. Meaning each Grenade is worth about 50 tons of TNT.

Wiz: And as a one off melee weapon, War-Master hand crafted himself an army dagger. With an eight inch steel blade and a steel hilt, George only ever uses it as a lest resort to get in close when all of his ammo has run out.

Boomstick: Now let's get down to his rockets. Apart from his heat seeking missiles, his main weapon is perhaps the coolest weapon ever created. His God Melter rocket launcher. Weighing 30 pounds and 5 feet long, George carries three rockets at a time, and at 50 Gigatons of TNT it sure is a force to be reckoned with.

Wiz: However War-Master isn't perfect. His insanity makes him quite narrow minded at times, and he can be arrogant and rash in tough decisions. Also, if all his ammo runs out, he could be in trouble. But either way, combined with his combat, experience and most importantly. Guns. War-Master is the true American warrior.

War-Master: Ha Ha Ha, Of course I'm married. To my guns, speaking of which, is how you are going to die.

"Athela Alters Destiny In Death Battle!"

(Cue: Don't Ever Forget)

Wiz: Hope. Hope is something required for humanity to persevere through all hardships and overcome the impossible.

Boomstick: And it’s also something the nation of Oakheart was lacking. Poverty, warring royals, and constant murders were only the beginning for what Oakheart was to experience under King Randulfus, who no matter how good his intentions were, nothing ever seemed to go right.

Wiz: But soon, long-anticipated hope arrived… in the form of an impressively timid girl named Athela.

Information

• Name: Athela Robin Canmore

• Height: 4’9”

• Weight: 110 pounds

• Age: 16

• Likes: Singing, sweets, hiding in her room, cute animals

• Dislikes: Singing with anyone around, leaving her room, intimidation, anything with sharp teeth

Boomstick: However, lil miss Canmore’s path wasn’t all luxurious, though. Her parents were killed early in her life by a plague spreading through their village, which caused Athela and her grandmother, her only other surviving family member, to flee to a small village named Troutberk.

Wiz: Given the village’s low amount of defense, Athela was easy pickings for the local sadistic cult, going by the name of the Ascension Cult, and Athela, alongside multiple other children, were kidnapped by the cult.

Boomstick: The Ascension Cult was practically what you would get from mixing mole people and Nazis- with the townspeople having no way to fight back, the cult managed to herd the children down to their mole-people-Concentration-camps and they experimented on them.

Wiz: These experiments involved gruesome murder of the weak, injection of strength-increasing serums and having the children fight to the finish in order to separate the strong from the weak. The cult’s goal was to create a group of superhuman knights that would ensure their domination over Oakheart and rise to power.

Boomstick: All of those who were given the serum’s hair had also turned white due to genetic hubbub, and they also became more physically crippled, in exchange for a boost in magical abilities. Kinda sounds like steroids, but medieval!

Wiz: The chosen ones were quickly narrowed down, until Athela was put on the chopping block, alongside another captive who was also the King Randulfus’ second born son, named Lumiere. The two soon bonded over their shut-in natures and later on devised a way to escape. Using Lumiere’s cunning and Athela’s naturally gaunt body, they snuck past the defenses and went on their separate ways.

Boomstick: That is… until six years later! Tiiiiiiimeskiiiiiip! Athela was visited by Lumiere once more, who was planning on escorting himself and Athela back to the base where the experiments took place, nabbing weapons from the mole-Nazis and discovering the truth of the experiments.

Wiz: Lumiere’s true intentions were, however, unknown to Athela at the time. His goal was to take the throne with his newly acquired weapons from the cult and murder his parents and elder brother, allowing his rule to bring Oakheart out of it's terrible state. Not paying attention to the spoilers, Athela decided to accompany Lumiere (and a few of his childhood friends) on his plight to uncover their past.

Boomstick: So the wimpy little lady, her emo friend and a bunch of others we won’t be getting into today, set out on their quest to steal a bunch of medieval nukes from mole people and end racism!

Wiz: …were you even listening?

Boomstick: I was not, but let’s get into her weapons!

Wiz: Sigh… the experiments conducted on her in her childhood gave Athela multiple magical abilities, which include:

Magic

• Fire Magic: Spells capable of manipulating fire. Athela has, in the past, created fireballs and even full-scale tornadoes out of fire.

• Water Magic: A spell she’s learnt to the point where she can fill a water canteen with a spell. She can manipulate water, but at small amounts.

• Light Magic- Spells that revolve around the manipulation of light. Can be used to fire dangerous blasts of light.

• Wind Magic- Spells mainly used for escapes. They allow the user to propel themselves away from trouble, or blow an enemy away from them.
• Desperation: When nearing death, Athela is given a boost in strength, speed and durability.

Boomstick: Though, Athela’s main weapon is one of the many mole Nazi weapons- a legendary sword that may or may not be used to cut butter and humans alike!

Wiz: This blade is called the Divine Blade, which is a pretty misleading name, given that it’s quite literally infused with the blood of the experimented children.

The Divine Blade

• The Divine Blade: A blade with a terrible history, only capable of being used by those who were part of the cult’s experiments.

• Said blade is imbued with the power to heal the user.
• Made from the blood and bones of deceased experiments
  • The blade has the ability to ignore armor, making it very useful against opponents stronger than the user.
  • However, using the blade for prolonged amounts of time can weaken the user, and even cripple them permanently if used for too long in one standing

Boomstick: But behind the curtains, evil things were going on in Oakheart as the five were off questin’. A mysterious Black Knight, a scourge of legend, ravaged the city and killed King Randulfus, his wife and his first child, soon taking the reins of Oakheart. Plot twist!

Wiz: After uncovering what the experiments’ point was, the group then decided to head back. By that point, Athela was shedding her reclusive shell and had even formed a small relationship with Alexander, one of the groups’ members.

Boomstick: But when they returned to Oakheart… boom! Everyone’s dead or injured, including the royal family. Everyone was taken aback by the innocent lives lost and soon barged into the castle walls to figure out what happened.

Wiz: They soon discovered that the culprit was, in fact the Black Knight. They took up arms and fought afterwards.

Boomstick: After a short skirmish, the Black Knight was soon whacked into next Tuesday, only to be revealed that the Black Knight was a mere set of armor, being controlled by Lumiere. So. Many. Goddamn plot twists!

Wiz: He revealed his true intentions, and offered his hand to Athela, telling her that they could soon convert the nation’s beliefs and ideals away from power and into merit, as hunger for power was what ruined their childhoods in the first place. Athela, stricken by grief at her friend’s betrayal, refused and attempted to escape the castle along with her newfound friends, only for Alexander to take a mortal blow from the Black Knight. The group was soon chased into different directions and away from each other…

Boomstick: Another tiiiiiimeskiiiiiip! 5 years after the events of Lumiere’s betrayal, Athela had spent most of her time trainin’ with her sword in order to regain peace for Oakheart and find her estranged friends. However, such a quest could not be completed without good feats, which Athela has in abundance!

Feats

• Athela has reacted to Lumiere’s light spells, which are capable of moving half the speed of light

• Has trained with and is even capable of overwhelming Alexander, who has crushed a skull

• While sparring with Alexander, she managed to protect herself from a few of his blows. Alexander is said to be able to swing a blade faster than the eye can see

• Managed to make a journey across Oakheart in a few days. Oakheart is about the size of Australia

• Agile enough to dodge speeding arrows

• The Divine Blade is said to be able to cleave mountains in half

• Survived a direct blow from one of Castle Oakheart’s Arcane cannons, which shoot beams of fire capable of splitting clouds

• The Divine Blade is capable of cutting through metal like butter

• Has taken direct hits from the Black Knight, who was said to level cities in the past

• Survived a magically-induced earthquake

Wiz: But with strengths, must come weaknesses.

Faults

• Incredibly reluctant to fight

• Incredibly inexperienced

• Physically weak and heavily reliant on weapons

• Clumsy and tends to mess up in combat

• Not much of a strategist, tends to not think things over

Wiz: Not forgetting those who have sacrificed to not only her search for answers- but for their own goals as well- Athela will change even destiny to make things right.

Athela: "Multiple miracles have made this journey possible. Now, I pray for one more!"

Intermission

Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set, and we've run the data through all possibilities.

Boomstick: But now! IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLLLLLLLLLLE!!!!

Pre-Fight

Inside of a suburban city, a rift opens, and soon coughs up a young boy. This boy was Garret Ferguson, who soon recovers his footwork and stands back up, only to see an amazing, albeit confusing sight.

Multiple rifts were being opened by some extraterrestrial force, but the more breathtaking sight was the landscape. It looked like some sort of splintered reality, with different worlds smooshed together. Garret, however, did not take time to admire the once-in-a-lifetime sight, as he was confused and instantly headed forwards, hoping to find an exit.

•••

In a rather grassy area of the newly formed universe, a small, pinkish mouse named Antonio Cheseington scurries through the grass, with the red cape on his back fluttering in the wind. He holds his ancestral sword in it’s sheathe, ready to fend off any predators.

In his other hand… er,  paw, he held a shield with a paw’s mark engraved into it. He was confused about the new reality, but he was still prepared, as any respectable mouse should be. Antonio soon took refuge next to a bush.

•••

As everyone else was, Magnas Belkline was definitely confused, but what bothered him most was the lack of cell service in the area. “Oh come on…” He grumbled as he swiftly connected to every WiFi he could find, but to no avail. The boy was pacing around the forest, before he soon discovered that going North tended to have better connection. Maybe that was an exit?

With no hesitation, Magnas slipped the Kaiphone back into his pocket and made his way north, whistling.

•••

The X-Avatar was practically a self-trained hunter, so he could easily make his way through the deep forests of the splintered universe. He swung a hunting knife down at a vine, clearing a passage.

He soon stepped out of the forest, covered in the vine’s juices, before marveling at the sight in front of him. It was the same rift that brought him here, so his natural impulse was to believe it could return him too.

•••

“Oh, crumbs…” Athela could only muster barely enough bravery to even speak, given her circumstances. One second she was hiding in her room, the next she was in another universe. “Why me…?”

She was curled in the fetal position directly under a gargantuan, blue tear through reality which she hadn’t known to be the exit. She sighed, and saw a few approaching figures.

•••

“Goddamn…” the War Master cursed under his breath as he casually made his way towards the shiny rift, using his guns to clear a path. Even in another reality, that was most likely illegal, but he was American, so who gives a damn?

In his red, white and blue armor, he stepped out of his area, landing right near the rift. “Sweet mother of…” he was practically breathless as he caught the sight.

•••

"Do not see it as a chore, Master Obsidian -- but rather a necessary milestone in your studies." The Cleaner said in his callous voice. Obsidian hesitantly obliged, knowing damn well that Cleaner could stick up to his namesake and clean this reality, but he insisted that he use it as an opportunity to train.

He was tasked with finding and executing whoever caused this and he agreed to it, albeit hesitantly. He also knew well that this was something he’d have to get used to.

As he made his way across, he spotted Antonio Cheesington, resting by a tree. Obsidian’s instincts almost instantly kicked in, and he bolted towards the mouse, who leaped out of the way swift enough to dodge Obsidian.

Obsidian pursued Antonio before ending up in a field that was empty… save the giant rift above the ground. “This could give me answers.” He said, before catching a glance of multiple other people, readying weapons and powers, preparing to reach the rift, as it was their only chance of escape.

Each combatant bolted towards the rift, which Athela soon caught notice of. She slowly stumbled to her feet and reached for her sword, which was in its sheathe.

“Why did it have to be me?”

(Cue: Battle Theme 2: Breath of Fire)

FIGHT!

Antonio’s small size allows him to make the first move- but it is not one of offense… he is still running away from Obsidian. The halfblood swings his dagger, the Karnwen at the mouse, who narrowly dodges the blow, at the expense of a few hairs. Antonio gives a nervous gulp, before scurrying away, only to be almost ran over by the X-Avatars, who was darting through the air as the result of an attack from the War Master. George Forgrove, rifle in hand, placed a new cartridge in his weapon, and began firing once more at the X-Avatars, who cleverly blocked the gunfire with his metallic exterior.

The X-Avatars reaches for his baseball bat amongst his numerous weapons, and unsheathes it like a sword. The War Master has already brought out a rocket launcher, which unleashes three discharges, each batted away by the robot.

“Hold still, ya damn machine!” The War Master curses under his breath, reloading his rifle.

Magnus Belkline rolls backwards to hardly avoid a blow from Garret Ferguson, whose fist was covered in pure atomic energy. Magnus quickly presses a few buttons on the Kaiphone, before screaming in a Power-Rangers-esque way:

“SPECIAL X!”

An illuminate, albeit blood-red ‘X’ appears in front of Magnus, who with a wave of his hands and a smug expression, releases a giant wave of energy, which Garret manages to barely block with his energy manipulation.

“Godawful names set aside,” Garret begins monologuing as he absorbs the energy that Magnus had just discharged. “I’ve got counters to everything you’ve got!”

Garret releases a blast of the same energy, only two times stronger on Magnus, warranting a scream of agony from the Kaiphone’s wielder. His veins are filled with kinetic energy, and he falls on his back in a cartoony manner. “Shit.”

Meanwhile, Athela is trying to make her way towards the ‘exit,’ avoiding flying attacks and fighters every second.

“Oh gods… oh gods…” Athela keeps muttering, timid as ever. She gives one last leap forward and her hand almost reaches the exit… only for the rift to close and words to appear.

“SEVEN OF YOU MUST FIGHT, ONE OF YOU MUST LIVE…”

Athela sees this and immediately breaks down. “Oh come on-“ her laments are instantly interrupted by one of War Master’s rockets hitting her square in the back and causing her to spiral across where the portal once was, until she hits her head on the ground.

Obsidian’s own pursuit of a mousy meal falls short, as the rodent proves too fast for him. Granted, he did get stuck in the middle of Garret and Magnus’ battle, which was not a good thing.

“Hey, don’t you see we’re trying to battle here?” Garret asks, raising an eyebrow. On the other end, though, Magnus rushes towards Obsidian like a bullet, readying a Power Blast, only for the blow to be blocked by Obsidian’s outstanding instincts and the Karnwen.

“How about one more joins the fray?” Magnus asks, ramming himself into Obsidian instead, pushing him towards Garret.

“Don’t I get a say in this? I’ve got a job, and-“ Obsidian doesn’t take the time to finish the sentence, as he blocks a blow from Garret.

“NOPE!” Both Magnus and Garret reply in sync, prompting a sigh on Obsidian’s end.

•••

CRASH!

BANG!

BOOM!

Those were some of the prominent noises in the area, as the War Master kept firing more and more weapons at the X-Avatar, who countered them with his own. Rockets were blocked and nullified by a mere baseball bat with a few rusty nails poked through it, which annoyed George Forgrove.

“I’M AMERICAN, AND I’M LOSING TO A FUCKING ROBOT! WHAT ARE YOU, MADE IN CHINA?!?!” The fury in his voice was clear as he loaded yet another cartridge into his rifle and fired at the X-Avatar, who’s metal exoskeleton nullified the veteran’s attacks. Granted, the X-Avatar was having the exact same problem, as his own bullets were merely deflected by War Master’s armor.

George noticed that they would run each other into a stalemate, so he sprinted forward and grabbed the X-Avatar, raising his knee, and soon smashed the robot down onto his knee. This caused equal damage to the both of them, though, as the X-Avatar was made of metal.

The X-Avatar took the advantage of being close to the War Master, and stuck a C4 to his chest. The bomb detonated on both the veteran and the robot, sending them flying in different directions.

The X-Avatar flew directly towards the portal’s original location, and hit Athela- giving her a second back injury.

The robot stood slowly to his feet, and saw the girl, whimpering. “She is weak…” he thought. “If anything, I can kill her and be one step closer to getting out of here.”

Athela saw the X-Avatar unsheathe his knife, and she whimpered even more, backing up.

She eventually decided to do what she did best- running away!

•••

The War Master was sent in an opposite direction, eventually landing near Antonio Cheesington, who jumped away the moment George smashed into the tree!

War Master was also a violent person, and he soon saw the mouse, almost as terrified as Athela. He took the exact same initiative and stood on his feet, whipping out his shotgun, and firing multiple rounds at the mouse, who because of his small body, is able to dodge very easily.

“Can any of you damn things just let me kill?!” He says, stomping his foot on Antonio’s tail and aiming his shotgun at the mouse.

“S-sir, I don’t t-think you should k-kill… me?” Antonio’s voice gets even more nervous as the veteran’s finger slides towards the trigger.

“You wouldn’t shoot an innocent mouse… right?” Antonio was trying to pull his tail out from under War Master’s boot.

“Yeah, in the face, why?” George replied, firing another round, which struck Antonio’s tail and cut off it’s end, allowing the mouse to escape the grasp of George’s boot.

“Don’t be such a baby, Mickey Mouse… tails grow back!” War Master cackles, flaunting his lack of knowledge in the field of animal anatomy!

Another round of bullets was discharged towards Antonio, who blocked both with his sword. “S-sir, I will ask again that you stop… we can find a peaceful solution…!” Antonio pleads.

“Don’t worry, little rodent. I don’t pick fights I can’t win!” The War Master exclaims as he loads his rifle once more and fires, the bullet whizzing directly past the fast-moving mouse, who leaps forward and onto George’s arm!

The mouse scurries across the War Master’s back, until coming to a stop. “Oh my God! Get the fuck off of there-“ he backs up slowly, trying to scratch the mouse off of his back. He takes one last step backwards, and the two soon plummet down the cliff they were on!

The War Master screams as he tumbled down the cliff, Antonio in tow! He hits multiple branches, and the amalgam universe, slowly becoming crazier, contorts the soft,  grassy ground underneath the man and the mouse into multiple sharp stalagmites!

The War Master crashes into the ground, in a convenient small opening in the field of sharpness. Antonio is lucky enough to fall there too, but he is stuck underneath the War Master’s weight.

The War Master hears the muffled screams from under his boot, and takes advantage of the predicament! “Haha! I’ve got you trapped!” He guffaws in an obnoxious way, flaunting his ‘victory.’

However, Antonio’s impressive strength allows him to barely stand back up and push George’s boot upwards. In a sight that would make even the most seasoned minds confused, the mouse manages to throw the heavily armored veteran into the stalagmites, with a Wilhelm scream heard from his direction.

The War Master takes heavy damage from the throw, but quickly regains his composure. He loads his rifle once more, cackling in a voice that made him sound unhinged. (Which he was.)

“LOOK OUT, ‘CAUSE HERE COMES THE EXTERMINATOR, RODENT!” He pulls down on the trigger and the weapon discharges so many bullets that the gun’s barrel was charred!

Antonio was hit with multiple shots, but that’s wasn’t enough for George- as he threw two grenades that detonated on the spot, forcibly launching the already injured Antonio into the side of the cliff they fell off of! The War Master sprinted towards Antonio and held him by his neck, using two fingers.

•••

A customary zapping noise is heard as Garret releases yet another blast of electricity through his fingers. The blast is sliced in half by the Karnwen, courtesy of Obsidian, who slashes at the arm of his teenage assailant. Garret backs up to soothe his wound, and Magnus appears from behind, and in his boisterous voice, he yells in a cheesy way:

“DEATH JUMP!” Followed up by another boastful “RAPID SHOT!”

Both incantations have different effects, with the former causing Magnus to rocket skyward, and the latter allowing him to shoot laser beams out of his finger tips! The second attack hits his two opponents, in their eyes, to be exact, and temporarily blinds them.

“POWER BLAST!”

A another laser beam darts towards Obsidian and Garret, hitting them with full force and knocking them backwards. “Y’know… if you not saying everything out loud is an option… please take it!” Obsidian says, reassuming his fighting stance.

As the other two continue battling, Garret crouches down and focuses. After a short breath, he lunges forward, harnessing more kinetic energy!

The attack collides with Obsidian, with the Karnwen slipping out of his grasp as he rockets backward as a result of the blow! The kinetic energy in the air soon crackles and explodes, launching Magnus into Obsidian, pinning him against the tree!

Garret grabs the Karnwen before it strikes him in the chest, before admiring it. “I might keep this as a souvenir.” The teenage hero chuckles for himself, slipping the dagger into his sweatshirt pocket.

Magnus gives Garret a faint death stare, before raising his voice once more! “SPECIAL X!” Magnus released yet another wave of energy, which Garret could absorb just as easily.

“For the love of God… could you please… SHUT UP!” He yells, releasing the same wave of energy that Magnus fired, which it’s original owner countered by pressing a button on the Kaiphone.

“Maganoid!” He says, before his skin appears to be torn off and replaced with a suit of white and black armor, with his size doubling! His immense body mass allows him to tank the blow, and in turn, deliver a kick to Garret’s gut.

Obsidian, who was freed from being ensnared between Garret and the tree, exhales heavily as he discovers that the Karnwen is gone. “Ugh…” he groans, before his body begins to form into that of a wolf!

The now quadrupedal Obsidian lunges towards Maganoid, biting down on Maganoid’s arm! Magnus’ new form attempts to shake the wolf off, but Obsidian pushes through and knocks Maganoid to the ground, pinning him down.

Obsidian returns to his human form as he spots the Karnwen, laying in the grass. He reaches for it, only for Maganoid to lift himself up and fly into the air, Obsidian in tow! He reaches a high elevation and holds him above the ground.

“Y’know, wolf-boy, you’re actually pretty likable, but I’m getting out of here.”

“Same here.” Obsidian replies. He wasn’t telling the truth about the ‘likable’ part, but he was certainly going to be the one to make an escapade. The halfblood shapeshifts into a wolf once more, before clamping his might jaws on Maganoid’s arm!

…which would not prove too smart later on, as the attack would cause Maganoid to halt his flight and send them both plummeting below.

Garret sees the two descended to what seems to be their impending doom, and more kinetic energy crackles in his hands, before he shoots another beam of energy towards the two! It would have collided if it weren’t for…

Fizz…

Magnus, now back in his original form, had unleashed his Great Mirage, causing the surrounding area to be enveloped in a gas that soon contorted the landscape into an illusion of the teen’s choice.

•••

(Cue: The Seinfeld Theme)

In a suburban town, a small cottage is visible. Soon, the words, “Keeping Up With the Fergusons” appear in front, cast in a yellow font.

Inside of the house, Obsidian sits in a terrible, yellow wig, and a dress, knitting on the couch. Garret soon walks in, and in a fit of mischaracterization, yells:

“Honey, I’m home!”

A cacophony of laughter erupts from who knows where, before Garret shakes his head and turns to Magnus, who is sitting in the corner.

“What the hell— are we seriously trapped in a sitcom?” Garret asks, noticing that his sweatshirt was replaced with a dress shirt and corduroy pants.

Obsidian also looks at Magnus, slitting his eyes. “Yeah.. you could’ve chosen something a bit more appealing…” the halfblood says, looking up at the wig.

•••

(Cue: Rusty Saw - David O’Brien)

Athela is desperately sprinting through the forest, panting and crying at the same time.

From behind the girl comes a knife, darting towards her at a high speed. It barely misses her head, impaling a tree.

Athela’s pout comes to a halt as her leg gets caught in a stray log, causing her to trip. “Urk-“ she groans as she slides down a small hill and lands directly near a tree.

The girl looks up, and inside of the fog and darkness is her assailant, the X-Avatar, holding two pistols, one in each hand. He spun them around in his hands, as if to impose intimidation on the girl.

Athela whimpered. She could see it now. He was the predator, and she was the prey.

“I’m gonna die… I’m gonna die…” she pouts as she waves her hand wildly, small sparks appearing on it. She was normally a prodigy in terms of magic, but given her situation, she couldn’t focus.

The X-Avatar held his guns towards Athela, disappointed that she didn’t prove too much of a challenge. His fingers slid towards the triggers as Athela furiously fanned her newly spawned flames…

Right before the robot can fire his weapon, the flames suddenly grew to gargantuan extent! Athela backed up in fear of her own flame.

The dust cleared, and standing there was the X-Avatar, completely uninjured, given his metal skin.

Athela went from her small burst of confidence to her typical timidness.

“Oh…”

The X-Avatar pressed his bat against the fire, which was quickly consuming their surroundings, which soon ignited the tip. The robot lunged forward and swung the bat towards Athela, which she ducked under and screeched, beginning another escapade. The bat soon lit the tree on fire, which would soon spread to the nearby trees.

Athela sprinted deeper and deeper into the forest, whimpering. This was not a smart choice, however, as she ran into a dead end— a large stone preventing her from going anywhere.

“Nononono…” the terror was clear in her voice. She had never felt this anxious since her battle with the Black Knight, and even then, that pales in comparison to her current predicament.

The X-Avatar slowly approached, a sharp and blood-stained knife in his hand. He ran towards the cornered Athela and leaped into the air— plunging the knife into her shoulder.

Blood spewed from her wound, and she stumbled back in pain. She managed to pull the knife from her shoulder, and contrary to her original belief, it only caused her more pain.

“I’d… r-rather die somewhere e-else…” She groaned. She weakly rose her hands up, and more sparks cracked on her fingertips.

“S-stand back, or I’ll s-shoot…”

Due to the X-Avatar’s lack of emotion, he didn’t feel the same awe at the recluse’s confidence that anyone else would’ve. Instead, he brandished his axe and bounded towards the girl, swinging it at her chest!

Athela manages to stumble backwards, and she soon shoots more fire at the robot, who effortlessly cleaves the flames in half with his axe.

After his swift counterattack, the X-Avatar grabs the knife off of the ground, and with a would-be-fatal swing of both his axe and his knife, he manages to put a mark on the stone, but not cut down Athela, who rolled to the side.

She pointed her hands towards the X-Avatar, and released another another myriad of flames that darted towards the X-Avatar, this time striking him and dealing little damage to the robot, but setting his axe’s handle on fire, rendering the weapon unusable.

The robot soon takes notice of this, and cleaves off the handle with his knife, before throwing the axe’s head towards Athela!

Athela is struck in her already injured shoulder by the attack, causing her to fall to the ground in pain. She backs into the same stone wall, befor the X-Avatar aims his pistol at her head…

She reaches for her sword in the sheath… the gun is fired, but before the bullet can reach Athela, the Divine Blade has been unsheathed, and the bullet stopped.

Athela, panting, stood back up and held her weapon in a defensive position.

“I-I’m done running.”

•••

(Cue: Steel Ball Run OST: Main Theme ~ Johnny's Theme by Friedrich Habetler)

The War Master’s heavy, metal-coated fist is slammed against Antonio Cheesington multiple times, to an extent that the metal glove breaks into pieces, each one impaling the mouse.

“Gah!” The mouse coughed up blood as each blow become more and more painful.

“This one’s for Nebraska!” George yells, smashing his fist against the battered mouse. “This one’s for Colorado!”

The mouse’s tiny sword was slowly slipping out of his tiny sheath with each punch. He could almost reach it, but it was almost out of reach… just a few more punches…

“AND THIS ONE’S FOR HAWAII!” The War Master yells at the top of his lungs, bringing his fist down on the mouse with full force. However, his hand is impaled by Antonio’s sword, which allows the mouse to get back on his paws.

“Aaaugh!!!” The War Master reels back in pain, before forcing his fist forward and shaking the mouse and his sword off of his hand. “Hawaii… you traitor…”

The War Master rolls backwards, his teeth grit in despair at his loss against a mouse! He grumbles angrily at Antonio, cocking his shotgun again and firing more rounds, which Antonio managed to dodge— at the expense of his red cape, which was torn into shreds by the bullets.

“You damned rodent… I’ll blow you up ‘till SATAN STARTS PRAYING!” The War Master screams as he loads a rocket into his God Melter.

Antonio’s eyes represent both fear and concern— the former for his own life, and the latter for his opponent’s mental state. Though, both emotions are interrupted by the discharge of the God Melter, which the mere sight of illuminated the mouse’s black pupils.

The rocket strikes Antonio, the ground underneath him breaking and cracking. The God Melter’s rocket was enough to change the terrain again!

Given the universe’s already unstable condition, the ground was even more prone to changing, and soon, a tornado sprouts from the earth, picking up both War Master and Antonio. The mouse’s whiskers twitch as he flies upside-down.

“Gaah!” Antonio yells as he realizes that the monstrous tornado was grabbing him and the War Master, who despite being in the air, was able to load his shotgun and aim it at the mouse.

“DIE! DIE! DIE!” The War Master is screaming through gritted teeth as he aims at the mouse.

The War Master pulls the trigger, sending a barrage of shells out of the shotgun. Anticipating the death of the mouse, a piece of rubble then strikes the War Master, barely missing Antonio as well.

Antonio, by then, had thrown himself further into the tornado, in the hopes of avoiding the bullets. Though, since the tornado was both fast and wide, he wasn’t able to get far. The mouse, by now, was practically under the blast of the shotgun’s bullets, and was picking up more pieces of rubble from the ground, which would be enough to crush his tiny body.

The tornado’s winds are now too strong, the mouse slithering around in vain, as the tornado’s storm intensified. “I gotta get out…!” The once bashful mouse mutters under his breath, trying to squeeze his way back to the ground!

“SHIT! If anyone’s getting out, it’s me, you furry fuckin’ rodent!” The War Master yells through closed teeth as he aims his shotgun back towards the fleeing mouse.

More bullets are fired, each one Antonio is lucky enough to escape by hopping on elevated pieces of rubble. He soon turns around, and releasing a mighty, albeit high-pitched battle cry, he bounds towards the War Master, sword in hand!

With a confident smile mixed with straight fear, Antonio swings his sword at War Master’s head— with George merely batting his head forward and dealing more harm to the mouse.

However, with the amount of force used in the headbutt, War Master is titled forward, and the mouse and the man tumble to their imminent demise… again.

“Aaagh… in the name of all that’s holy…” the War Master’s unintelligible rants are halted by an idea… George flips his body around while he was falling down, and he was aimed headfirst!

Antonio, despite being pushed through a tornado into his impending doom, still takes time to criticize this rather idiotic plan.

“How is that going to help either of u-“ the mouse’s words are interrupted by the pain of his whole body being smashed against an elevated piece of stone, under the weight of George, who began rambling again.

“You make take me as dumb… but that ends now, dickwad!” The sheer force of the fall separates the two, causing War Master to land on another piece of stone caught on the tornado, and allowing Antonio to get back on his feet.

“Sir… chivalry binds me against killing married men or women… but you, I’m fine with…” the mouse’s kind mien was now swapped to one of utter agitation.

War Master, however, still wore his smug smile high underneath is helmet. “Ah… but I am married.” He chuckles, whipping out dual pistols. “To my guns, of course… how about a ‘kiss?’”

Antonio gives himself a gulp of concern before attempting to evade the oncoming barrage of lead.

KA-BLAM!

KA-BLOOSH!

KA-BANG!

After ‘ka’ sound effects and bullets alike run out, the War Master looks in his gun and sighs.

“Shit…”

Antonio, exhausted, but still alive, stands on another piece of rubble, panting.

“I… am the s-son of Cheseington… my family is full of good-doers… and unfortunately… I must strike you down.” Antonio mutters, bounding forward and holding his blade high! He would have dealt a killing blow, if it weren’t for—

“Son of Cheseington? More like SON OF A BITCH!” The War Master detonates another God Melter rocket in time for the tornado to subside, and Antonio to be hit directly by the explosion.

“Enjoy the fall!” War Master cackles, turning around and spotting the injured Antonio. All of the rubble and wildlife caught in the tornado soon fall downward, including the War Master and Antonio, with the former standing on a descending piece of stone to soften his landing.

Antonio, however, wasn’t as lucky, as he was still midair when the tornado stopped. He sighs once more before descending at a breakneck pace.

•••

Inside of Magnus’ sitcom world, a loud cacophony of laughter can be heard as Garret Ferguson grabs a champagne bottle from the kitchen counter and smashes it against Magnus Belkline’s head, causing him to fall to the floor in pain.

Obsidian, who was sitting on the sidelines, is chewing on his wig.

Magnus, still on the ground, bounds forward and pushes Garret against the couch, causing it to tumble over on Obsidian.

“Rockkanoir!” Magnus yells, his body shifting into a rock-like creature. He pins the struggling Garret down, before detaching his own arms and leaving them there to hold Garret in place! Rockkanoir’s arms regenerate, however, and he leads a fisted assault against Garret’s face.

Obsidian, back in wolf form, lunges towards the both of them, pushing Rockkanoir to the floor. He swings his paw at Rockkanoir, but due to his rock-like body, it doesn’t do much.

Rockkanoir looks down at the halfblood, before lifting his foot. “Your claws are like scissors…” he begins to press his foot down on Obsidian, prompting a Yelp from the halfblood. “And it’s common knowledge that rock beats scissors!”

Garret soon jumps in and starts to kick Rockkanoir in the groin, but to no avail. However Garret has the last laugh, fisting Rockkanoir’s leg in his hands and pulling Rockkanoir into him. Garret gives Rockkanoir a strong throat punch, reverting him track to Magnus.

“Oh man…” Magnus groans, as he pulls out the Kaiphone once more. “FLASH FLOOR!” He yells, creating a field of electricity that sprawls itself across the ground.

The sitcom house was already a mess, but the electricity started catching things on fire, including Garret’s pant leg.

“Shit.” He groans, trying to shake it off, as Magnus watches his struggles with sadism. Obsidian, however, takes the initiative and leaps forward, still in wolf form, and push Magnus into Garret, causing the two to fall over onto the Flash Floor and shock them.

The heavy damage on Magnus causes the illusion to slowly distort, until they were back in the original battlefield.

Magnus, slowly stumbling back to his feet, dusted the grime off of his jacket. “That… that was actually kinda fun.” He chuckles.

Garret also rises back to his feet, his jacket burnt from the electricity. “Who the hell is cynical enough to find fun in that?!” Garret mumbles, clearly agitated. He releases a nuclear fission, which provides enough force to push Magnus to the ground.

However, on Obsidian’s side, the attack was blocked by a barrier created by the halfblood. This was the Voice of Radiance.

“Take one step closer…” Obsidian wipes blood from his bottom lip, showing that Garret’s attack still did some damage. “And I’ll turn you to DUST!”

The last word was emphasized as the barrier was withdrawn, and Obsidian leaped forward, Karnwen in hand. He swings the blade at Garret, who stumbles backwards to dodge. The teen soon responds to the halfblood’s attack by releasing an explosion from his skin, launching Obsidian backward. However, Obsidian manages to halt his flight by creating a construct shaped like a pillow midair. As soon as he landed, he looked back at Garret with determined eyes and grit teeth.

Obsidian dashes forward, aiming for Garret’s head.

Garret swings his fist at the halfblood, just barely missing. “ARRRGH!”

Obsidian aims the Karnwen down at Garret, but to his surprise, Garret does a spin and wraps Obsidian up in a devastating wave of kinetic energy, sending the half-blood flying.

Garret soon raises himself in the air by manipulating kinetic energy to force him upwards, and he rockets towards Obsidian at breakneck pace, before grabbing the halfblood and dealing a sharp backhand to his face, sending him tumbling to the ground.

Garret rockets downwards too, but Obsidian was prepared for the teen’s sharp resurgence, as he casted a construct shaped like a net, ends attaching to the nearby trees. The trap is sprung, and Garret is stuck inside.

“Aw man!” Garret exclaims, before looking forward and seeing the  now-wolf Obsidian leaping towards him.

“You’ll be yelling a lot more than that-“ Obsidian’s threat was interrupted by the now-conscious Magnus, who released a Power Blast towards him, pushing Obsidian against a tree and dispersing the net construct.

“Are you gonna stay a wolf or a human? Just choose one… it’s confusing!” Magnus declares, before tilting his head towards Garret, who was busy getting back up on his feet.

“Maganoid!” Magnus yells, his body once more shifting into the same alien-like form that he had earlier. Maganoid pulled it’s arms forward, and after a few moments, rocketed towards Garret!

“Right back at ya, Astro Boy!”Garret, in response to this, attempted to halt Maganoid with a blast of kinetic energy, but to no avail, as Maganoid soon rammed into him and pinned him against a tree.

•••

(Cue: Let Me Carve Your Way - Guilty Gear: Strive)

Athela closed her eyes in fear, and swung her blade towards the X-Avatar, who swiftly parried it with his hunting knife. He slipped the blade back into it’s sheathe and pulled his charred baseball bat out once more, before swinging it at Athela.

The girl backed up to avoid two simultaneous swings from the robot’s bat, and swung her own weapon forward, barely grazing the already dodging robot’s forehead.

The robot leaps forward in an attempt to plunge his knife into Athela’s chest, but the latter halts his momentum by stomping her foot down on his, causing the X-Avatar to fall forward, and, contrary to her original expections, Athela trips herself.

Athela falls onto the ground before her, whimpering as she does so. “That- that’s not s-supposed to happen.”

The X-Avatar catches himself from falling fully forward by planting his bat in the ground, before lifting it up and throwing it towards Athela, hitting her directly in the nose. She stumbles backwards, and the X-Avatar bounds forward, kneeing her in the abdomen.

The vicious robot allows the girl to get a breather, before pulling her up by her hair. Despite his lack of emotions, his steely cold gaze instilled fear in Athela. “N-no…”

The X-Avatar releases her hair and forces his knee forward, slamming against her chest and prompting a wheeze straight from her.

The X-Avatar reeled his metal knee back, and with one dashing blow, applied enough force to Athela to push her over the now-contorting environment, and directly into a rocky creek.

Athela, despite all of the damage she had just taken, surprisingly lands on her feet, stumbling backwards a bit.

She looked at her opponent, who also got back on his feet after falling. He was very aggressive, so the perfect counter would be graceful movements, Athela thought.

The X-Avatar, however, did not stop for a plan, and instead brandished his fire axe before lunging towards Athela and swinging the axe downwards.

Athela dodges the blow with such finesse that even the X-Avatar stopped to take it in, before he swung the axe again at Athela.

“I hope this works…” she mutters under her breath, before dodging multiple more blows from the X-Avatar.

The robot looked at her movements. Was she… dancing to avoid him?

The X-Avatar stood still, his cold eyes looking at Athela, who stood, looking back at him in embarrassment.

“Scanning… complete.”

A voice came from the robot, and once the voice finished talking, the X-Avatar looked up at Athela and swung his axe one more, but he could now predict her movements through the scan, allowing him to slash at her, cutting her arm.

Athela stumbled back, before attempting to dodge more blows, which she was successful in, until the X-Avatar grabbed both of her hands.

“Um… what are you doing…?” Were the last words Athela could mutter before the robot began to tango with her, while still attempting to deal blows.

The X-Avatar spun her around, before catching her and letting her head lean back, before pulling his pistol out and aiming it at her forehead.

Athela noticed the firearm aimed towards her and pushed herself upward in an attempt to knock the weapon out of the robot’s hand, and she succeeded in that too— but accidentally drew the robot into a waltz. Of all the tactics of hers he could copy…

The X-Avatar soon took over and lead them in a Cha-Cha, but instead of taking steps to the side, he forced his knee into Athela’s gut. He was dance fighting.

Athela, with a swift counterattack, swung the X-Avatar around, lifting him into the air and bashing him against the side of a tree. The impact caused a malfunction with the scanning device, and returned X-Avatar to his normal mode.

Athela released her hold and got back to her feet, before turning her attention back to the X-Avatar, who was trying to make his way back to his feet.

“Look… why are you attacking me…? There’s clearly a possible diplomatic option…” Athela spoke, as she slowly started towards the X-Avatar.

The robot, however, continued walking in her direction, keeping his laser sights on her and holding a pistol in his hand. Athela, despite talking about peace, had her hand sitting near her sheathed sword.

In a split second, the robot jumped at Athela, forcing her to dodge by diving. The X-Avatar swiftly turned around, kicking Athela in the back of her head, causing her to stumble and fall on the ground.

This time, the X-Avatar used the opportunity to spin Athela around and kicked her stomach, causing her to roll on the ground, before using a single knee to kick Athela’s chin. She was thrown back, but quickly got back to her feet and managed to get a grip of her sword. The X-Avatar tried to pierce her with a blast from the pistol, but Athela was able to block the blow with the hilt of her sword.

The X-Avatar took another leap towards Athela, this time with his hammer in hand. Athela managed to deflect a blow from the hammer with the tip of her sword, and struck back with a strike that sent the hammer flying away from him.

The X-Avatar was prepared for the mismatch between sword and hammer, and threw a deftly lit stick of dynamite towards Athela, who caught it in her hands… which was not a good idea in any way.

“…hot! Hot! HOT!” Athela whimpers in between her breaths, before the end of the fizzing sound and a look from the X-Avatar.

KA-BLOOM!

The dynamite explodes in her palm, forcing her backward and into the creek, which does stop the seething heat on her hands, but not the new streams of blood on her palms.

Athela’s eyes widen as another rush of terror sets in. She wants to say something and fight back, but the fear overtakes her, and she stands back up, escape on her mind.

•••

Antonio releases a squeak from his mouth as he attempts to assure a safe landing.

As he makes his incredibly quick descent from high in the air, he shifts to the side to avoid pieces of stone that were also falling from above him. His small body comes into play, allowing him to dodge obstacles very easily.

He spies War Master, who is descending safely on a piece of stone, and thrusts himself forward, sword in hand, and he almost hits George, who notices him in time and scoots to the left.

“Shit… no one ever expects the Spanish Inquisition.” The War Master mutters, before turning around and leaping forward, tackling the mouse and causing both to fall off the stone and to the ground.

SNAP!

CRASH!

TWIST!

Antonio opened his eyes promptly, and reached for his sword— it was still there. He had landed safely…

…but that safety wouldn’t last long, as the War Master came plummeting afterwards, and he brought his fist down on Antonio.

"You see, we got a little hole in that flag there, when Washington took it across the Delaware…” War Master mumbles through grit teeth as he punches the exhausted Antonio, causing him to fall backwards.

“And it got powder burned the night Francis Scott Key sat watching it, writing "Say Can You See"” War Master continues to recite the poem as he pulls his shotgun out and sends a round blasting towards Antonio, which he barely evaded by stumbling backwards.

The War Master groans in anger, before lunging forward and grabbing Antonio before he hit the ground. “It got a rip in New Orleans, with Packingham & Jackson tugging at its seams.” He almost yells, spitting out blood as he grabs Antonio, one hand grabbing his front paws and the other grabbing the back paws. He soon pulls them apart from each other, stretching Antonio like some twisted Rack.

War Master, once he realized that Antonio would die if he continued that, he released the mouse since he enjoyed the the thrill of the hunt. He grabs Antonio’s sword from the ground. “What’s this, a toothpick?” He asks before he raises it in the air.  

“And It almost fell at the Alamo beside the Texas flag, But she waved on though. She got cut with a sword at Chancellorsville…!” He yells again as he brings the miniature sword down on Antonio, impaling his chest, but not hitting anything vital.

“No…” are the few words Antonio can mutter before his shortness of breath catches up to him—

“And she got cut again at Shiloh Hill. There was Robert E. Lee and Beauregard and Bragg…” the War Master yells. “And the south wind blew hard on That Ragged Old Flag!”

George brings the sword down once more, but before it can hit the injured Antonio—

(Cue: Wake The F*** Up, Samurai! - Brian Delgado)

Antonio’s heavy breaths are the only thing audible in the area— his pure acceptance of his death, only for him to keep himself away from it. He awaited his release, and yet, still had enough fighting spirit to power through.

His own blade was inches away from his heart, and yet, despite his heavy wounds, he had managed to protect himself. With one quick kick from both of his feet, the sword slipped out of War Master’s fingers, and in a moment of the mouse’s glory, he jumped into the air and retrieved it, before landing on the ground and giving the War Master a steely gaze.

“You… I’ve given you a chance… I’ve tried to let you see the error of your ways… but you’re irredeemable… even death wouldn’t be mercy enough.” Antonio explained between breaths to the War Master, who was on his feet, shotgun pointed towards the mouse.

“Ooooh… I’m SoOoO scared…” the War Master replied to Antonio’s supposedly empty threat. The moment his fingers slid to the trigger, however, Antonio leaped onto the gun’s barrel and darted towards War Master.

“Shit!” George yells as he slides the gun away from him, attempting to shake Antonio off while still keeping a grasp on the weapon. Seeing that his efforts are failing to remove the rapidly approaching Antonio from the shotgun’s barrel were failing miserably, he quickly pulled the pin on one of his grenades using his mouth and the hand that wasn’t holding the shotgun, and slid it down his own gun’s barrel.

The grenade detonated and shattered the front of the barrel, but Antonio leaped above the grenade and onto War Master’s head. Before he could plunge his sword into his skull, however, War Master thrust the shorter but sharper shotgun towards Antonio, which he was able to block but it ended up pushing him off George’s helmet.

•••

Obsidian swings the Karnwen in his hands while dodging fast-paced kinetic blasts from Garret. As soon as he gets close enough, the Halfblood attempts to slash at Garret, but the latter was too quick and evaded the blow, hitting Obsidian with a sharp backhand afterwards.

As the wolf struggles to return himself to his feet, Magnus, the clear underdog in this fight, sprints towards the two and with a loud yell, another Power Blast was fired at Garret and Obsidian, with the blast hitting the former, and being redirected towards Garret by the latter’s quick Voice of Radiance barrier.

Garret does manage to halt his momentum by generating a small blast of air in front of him, which pushed him towards the other two.

However, before he could attack either of them, Magnus’ Stop Bubble envelops the area, freezing both Garret and Obsidian in place, but leaving Magnus able to move.

“Well… let’s see here…” Magnus thinks to himself, before looking back up, a devious plan kindling in his mind.

First, Magnus notices that Garret’s foot was about to hit his face, so he takes the opportunity to grab Garret’s leg, and twist it in an inhuman way so that it was pointed towards his own head! Magnus couldn’t help but chuckle.

He then turned towards Obsidian, who had the Karnwen raised high, ready to swing down at Magnus. He took the dagger out of the halfblood’s  hand and planted the handle in the ground so that it was pointing upwards.

The bubble’s effect subsides just in time for Magnus’ plan to work— Garret’s foot kicks it’s owner in the nose, and Obsidian stubs his foot on the Karnwen. The two soon fall forwards and butt heads, before Magnus approaches them again.

“Hey, you ever seen a supernova?” Magnus says with a childish chuckle, his plain pointed towards his opponents.

The two speak at the same time, unaware of what would happen. Obsidian said a quick, “No.” and Garret replied with, “No, but I have seen the world’s largest wad of gum, and it was awful-“

He’s interrupted by Magnus’ pitiful attempt at a one liner: “WELL, YOU’RE ABOUT TO SEE ONE!” Magnus yells as he releases an extra-powerful Power Blast, which envelops Obsidian and Garret, and to an extent, everything behind them.

•••

In a totally-unrelated area of the battlefield, a mushroom-like creature and a humanoid with cartoonishly large glasses duke it out. They both have party hats with the words ‘Cameo Day’ written on their exteriors.

The mushroom creature, Breloom, swings his fist towards the human, Smaggle, who blocks with his fist.

“Hey, you’re pretty good!” Breloom says with a chuckle. “We should do this again somet-“ his musings are cut short as Magnus’ Power Blast darts towards the two, disintegrating the two the moment it hits them.

Trivia

• The character renders in the thumbnails are drawn by Cheesy (Me)

Magnus Belkline’s score

Obsidian's Score

War Master's Score

X Avatars Mary Sues Test

Garret's Score