OCs! Two Magic using entertainers created by users on this wiki go head to head!
Intro[]
Wiz: Magic is a powerful force. It can be used for both good and evil.
Boomstick: But some use it for a greater good... Showmanship!
Wiz: Such as Lucille Cadogan, the stage magician of the Francois Magic Show.
Boomstick: And Doctor Koglem, the time-manipulating owner of the Koglem Museum.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle
Lucille[]
(Cue: Meat Circus)
Wiz: A long time ago…
Boomstick: Nah. This was probably about 300 years ago.
Wiz: Three orphans traveled into the forest and left with extraordinary powers.
Boomstick: Some being named Feymerat gave them some magical abilities!
Wiz: Feymerat is the lady of the universe. And Boomstick’s waifu.
Boomstick: Anyways, they were gifted immortality as well. And the youngest of the orphans decided on what she would do with her awesome powers. She would use it to give herself a legacy.
Wiz: She eventually joined the Francois Magic Show and wowed the crowd with her magic. Eventually, word got out about this girl who didn’t use smoke and mirrors. She used the real thing.
Boomstick: Yeah! This lady’s name is Lucille Cadogan, also known as Sapphire for the blue stripe in her hair.
Death Battle Info[]
Name: Lucille Cadogan
Age: 300+ (Though she looks a little younger than 25)
Gender: Female
Occupations: Performer
Wiz: She also has some cool spells.
Boomstick: She has her good ol’ magician stuff! Can’t not need that!
Wiz: Using a spell she can fly.
Boomstick: She can open a rift and teleport to different places.
Wiz: She can recover from minor injuries using a spell and she can also create illusions of herself.
Boomstick: She can also go full-on RPG and double her stats and summon meteors and throw ‘em at her opponents.
Wiz: She can make it like Jigglypuff and put opponents to sleep by singing.
Boomstick: She can lift things with her telekinesis and manipulate earth, time, fire, water and electricity.
Wiz: And then her most powerful spell, That’s All Folks. It creates a giant, blinding explosion that can wipe out a city at best.
Feats[]
- Defeated Destrucinox, a being who can erase universes
- Dodged spells that could go at Mach 13
- Incredibly skilled in magic
- Was trained by her adoptive father, Hercule Francois, the (former) greatest magician
- If powers are somehow taken away, she has great swordsmanship and combat skills
- Scales to Victrivus in terms of speed, who has moved 50% the speed of light
Faults[]
- Incredibly Clumsy
- Relies too much on her magic.
- Can’t use magic as well without wand
Boomstick: You better watch your back, cause she’ll put a spell on you!
Koglem[]
(Cue: 9’s Regeneration music)
Boomstick: hell. The place below the ground where you go when you step on a lego.
Wiz: this place is ruled over by Hades, a surprisingly nice guy.
Boomstick: nice by Wiz’s standards. This guy thinks Otto Octavious is an inspiration.
Hades: oh, you’re talking about me!
Wiz: you can hang around, we’re talking about Koglem.
Hades: oh, him!
Boomstick: while Hades was ruling hell, they needed a grim reaper. And they had one, Thanatos.
Hades: Thanatos collected all the lost souls. If it was in the underworld for long enough, it was his.
Wiz: until one day a Mr. Orpheus walked down into the underworld and found Eurydice, a previous victim of Thanatos. He attempted to rescue her, but one thing got in the way.
Hades: Thanatos. Thanatos attempted to claim Orpheus’ soul, but I was home right when he was in the middle of it. I like to think of myself as a nice guy, so i have this policy: no soul-collecting after I’m home. Thanatos ignored this, and I banished him.
Hades (Flashback): FROM THE FIRE OF SURT AND THE COLLECTIONS OF KOGLEM, I BANISH THEE!
Wiz: Hades had called upon the name of the forgotten Titan Koglem, allowing him to reincarnate himself as Dr. Elysius Koglem.
Hades: Welp, my part of the story is over, goodbye! (Dissapeared in a fire)
Boomstick: but wait, we’ve been explaining his convoluted origin story, but what actually is this guy?
Wiz: Doctor Koglem was born in south london, on the day humanity was predicted to end, and was extremely promising. At a young age, he had an IQ higher than 160, the estimated IQ of Einstein. However, one day, when studying Thanatos, ironically, he snapped.
Boomstick: Koglem went insane on the spot, and left home, taking to the streets of London.
Wiz: there, he killed many people, before he started learning how to be a distinguished member of society.
Poshman MCPoshington: it is me! Poshman McPoshington! Oh, would you care for some tea?
Wiz: Boomstick, take that off.
Boomstick: you never let me have any fun.
Wiz: he would use this to create a death trap by the name… of the Koglem Museum.
Boomstick: and this museum is filled to the brim with monsters that he controls.
Wiz: first is a massive T-Rex skeleton, which can bite with a force of 12,800 pounds.
Boomstick: next is his “pet” he abuses, a dodo named Dodo that can only say dodo. It’s also a traitor that usually sides with the enemy.
Wiz: he also has a Mummy, that drains life, a very headset that puts you in Viking times-
Boomstick: and a good old fashioned Smith & Wesson Model 500! Two, exactly.
Wiz: his abilities aren’t to be messed with either. When he went insane, time itself broke, giving him the ability to fill the niche that the cracks in time represented.
Boomstick: essentially, time asplode. He can reverse time, although it’s limited to 2018 at earliest, he can influence minds to cause possible futures to occur, he can turn into other people to pretend to be them to move time along, and can even STOP TIME, giving him massive speed as a result.
Wiz: while his speed while Time is stopped is immeasurable, he was able to dodge hits from The Receptionist, who can hit Thanatos, who crosses dimensions casually.
Boomstick: while time isn’t stopped, he can outrace demons, who can go across the entire country of Italy in a relatively short time.
Wiz: and Koglem himself isn’t the worst either. While fighting The Receptionist, an attack from him damaged Big Ben, A MASSIVE BELL.
Boomstick: He can tank getting hit with a rolling London Eye and THROW IT BACK AT HIS ATTACKERS.
Wiz: he scratched a man so hard it twisted his head 360. This scratch must have had around 1000 to 1250 foot-pounds of force to snap a human’s neck alone, let alone 360.
Boomstick: he can also kick down a small building casually and fight with people who can shatter metal doors. Looks like Koglem is super koolglem.
Wiz: (facepalm)
Boomstick: looks like that joke didn’t get a good RECEPTION.
Pre-Fight[]
(Cue: The Billboard March)
Inside the NYC Theatre, a famous magician, Lucille Cadogan, was performing. She had just finished the good-ol’-saw the person in half trick.
Lucille: Now, for my next trick, I will be taking requests!
Lucille whips out her hat and shows the crowd. More cheers begin to erupt.
Lucille: Now! Who will be the lucky one to have me take their item out of my hat!
Meanwhile, in the stands, Doctor Koglem had breached the systems to have the spotlight aim at him.
Lucille: And we have a winner! What’s your name?
Koglem sighs.
Koglem: It doesn’t matter. I would like the rare Hope Diamond to be pulled out of this hat of yours.
Lucille: Sure thing, buckaroo!
She reaches her hand into the hat and about 3 seconds later, her hand rises and she is holding the acclaimed diamond.
Koglem: Heh-heh. The plan is working.
Lucille is raising the diamond over her head, when suddenly a certain scientist zoomed by and tore it out of her hands.
Lucille: Hey! Y’know you’ve gotta pay to actually get your item!
Koglem: HEHE! DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE?
Koglem is about to dash out of the auditorium, when suddenly the doors shut.
Koglem: Hey! What’s the big idea? Do you wanna fight me?
Koglem gets into a battle position.
Fight![]
Lucille snaps her fingers and the understage band begins to play.
(Cue: Goodbye Chimichanga)
Lucille takes her hat and a small, fluffy rabbit hops out. It seems harmless at first, but then it grows large sharp teeth and bites Koglem in the leg.
Koglem: OUCH! DODO, ATTACK!
From the briefcase Koglem was carrying, a small, extinct bird zips out and starts pecking the rabbit.
Koglem then reaches into his pocket and pulls out his gun. He shoots at Lucille but she dodges it in time. The bullet whizzes toward the stage light and it crashes to the ground, catching the stage on fire. The crowd is unaware that this isn’t part of the show and they start clapping.
Audience Member: Wow! These pyrotechnics are amazing!
Koglem begins shooting more at Lucille but she stops all of the bullets with telekinesis.
Lucille: How about a taste of ya own medicine!
The bullets whiz towards Koglem, but he too is fast enough to dodge them all.
Koglem: Take this!
Koglem shoots at Lucille again and is actually successful in hitting her.
Lucille: O-oh…
Lucille falls to the floor with a bleeding hole in her chest.
Koglem: I am victorious!
Lucille: Just take the diamond…
Shrieks from the crowd are heard as Koglem steals the diamond and proceeds to walk out the door.
Koglem: That was all too easy!
Suddenly, the doors shut again.
Koglem: What? I thought I killed you! You can’t have survived that!
Lucille: A normal person wouldn’t, but I’m not normal.
Lucille suddenly creates a bunch o’ illusions of herself that swarm Koglem.
Koglem: How did you do that?
All of the clones smirk.
Lucille: It’s called presentation, bastard. I suggest you look it up.
Suddenly, the real Lucille appears behind him and shoots a beam of lightning at Koglem’s back and it shoots him into the burning stage. The audience bursts in applause once more.
Lucille: Whoo! Time to get back to the show-
Suddenly, the stage’s remnants crack and a giant, skeletal dinosaur rises out of it.
Koglem: Don’t try to teach me about presentation!
The dinosaur rams into Lucille and crashes through the building. It goes on a rampage throughout the street whilst dragging Lucille on the street.
Lucille then uses Arcane Shower on the Dino, launching hundreds of meteors on it and breaking it into multiple pieces.
Koglem: NO! At least it’s a skeleton…
Suddenly, the pieces of the Dino piece themselves back together and then roar.
Lucille: That’s not good…
The Dinosaur swings it’s head into Lucille, knocking her through a building.
Koglem hops off of the dinosaur and grabs his gun once more. Right before he can shoot, he is grabbed by Telekinesis again and thrown into a building.
Koglem: WOAH!
Lucille flies up, Koglem’s Gun in hand, and gets it ready.
Lucille: Any last words?
Koglem smirks even though death is imminent. Or, that is what one may think.
Koglem: I don’t got any last words, but I sure as hell got a last action!
Koglem then disappears in a flash of green light.
Lucille: Wha- did I win?
Suddenly, Koglem appears behind Lucille. He had apparently time traveled.
Lucille: Woah! You can do that as well?
Lucille then time travels.
Koglem: Grr!
Koglem also goes back in time.
(Location: Stone Age)
(Cue: Flinstones- Main Theme)
Fred Flinstone: YABBA DABBA DOO!
Barney: What is it Fred?
Fred: I just got my paycheck and I can take Wilma on vacation!
Suddenly, Koglem falls on top of Barney and squishes him.
Barney: Owww.
Lucille appears as well.
Lucille: Take this, asshole!
Lucille shoots a fireball at Koglem but he dives to the left. The fireball hits Barney’s butt and he runs around trying to get it off.
W.I.P
Ko![]
Results[]
Music Track[]
The Track would be named “Showtime!” as a reference to Lucille’s time as a performer and Koglem’s control of time.