Description[]
Akumyaverse vs The Sages! Two characters with many power-granting personalities go toe-to-toe! Which of these green heroes will beat the other?
Interlude[]
Wiz: Personality is what defines us and who we are.
Boomstick: But what happens when you have multiple personalities?
Wiz: Like Dan Kulo, the green clad man with many personalities.
Boomstick: And Alfonse, the British host of the Seven Deadly Sins! He’s Wiz and I’m Boomstick!
Wiz: And it’s our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.
Dan[]
Wiz: One Man Army meaning a man capable of doing multiple thing
Boomstick: Like a swiss army knife.
Wiz: Yes like a swiss army knife.
Boomstick: I knew it cause im not dumb ( he gets a swiss army knife and opens up a bottle of beer and drinks it)
Wiz: Anyways we'll be looking at 14 year old Dan kulo.
Boomstick: Ya see little Dans life was crap, he was constantly getting abused by his sister and full on evil uncle.
Wiz: This caused Dan to develop Alternate Personality's, Eleven to be exact.
Personality's[]
- Tim: Is Dans first alternate personality, Tim is a huge perfectionist and germaphobe .
- Max: Is Dan's hot headed personality, Max appears if Dans extremally angry, stress or if he feels like it.(think of Bakugo but Australian) .
- Drake: Is Dan's perverted Personality (Drake makes Mineta look like a nice person) .
- George: Is Dans Gluttonous personality, George loves food and thanks to Dans super metabolism he seems to never gain weight.
- Kevin: Is Dans cocky personality, Kevin thinks that he's better then anyone he meets.
- Jason: Is Dans edgy Bad boy personality, Jason thinks he's really cool and above the law.
- Spike: Is Dans ninja like personality, Spike is very sneaky and quiet, he is very good at hiding in plain sight.
- Dave: is Dans Fighting personality, Dave loves to fight(much to the pain of the other personality's) and he knows a large amount of martial arts like Kung fu, Tae kwon doe and boxing, Dave also reads his opponents leg movements to predict what there next move is.
- Randy: Is Dan's even shyer Personality, Randy doesn't like expressing himself and prefers for everything to be quiet.
- Oscar: (just think of Bruno from encanto)
- Adrien: Is Dans childish personality, Adrien has the mind of a child and see's everything as a game. (think of Arale Norimake from Dr Slum)
- Lance: Lance is dans pure evil self. (currently locked in dans mind and only brought out if needed)
Boomstick: Eventually Dan ran away from home, three hours later he was found by Dr Cornik.
Wiz: Dr Cornik was the head scientist of PROJECT ONE MAN ARMY, designed to create the perfect weapon.
Boomstick: In case the Atomic Team ever went rogue, General fleetter started the project too turn a man into the Perfect Soldier.
Wiz: PROJECT OMA was to give a volunteer multiple incredible powers.
Boomstick: And take a guess who the first test Subject was....... THATS right it was poor young Dan.
Wiz: Anyways Dan was subjected to multiple experiments, each experiment gave him a different power however Dan wasn't able to use the other powers but instead each personality he has got a different power.
Powers[]
- Dan: can manipulate metal on a unknown scale.
- Tim: can run fast enough to stop time.
- Max: can create ice and ice constructs as well as lower the temperature around him.
- Drake: Darkseid like laser vision.
- George: alter the mass of objects making them lighter or heavier.
- Kevin: can transform into a slime like substance that can stretch and shapeshift.
- Jason: can manipulate wind to create tornados.
- Spike: can transform into a electrical ghost that's intangible and can interfere with technology.
- Dave: can clone himself.
- Randy: can use a sonic scream that somehow is also works as a EMP.
- Oscar: can see 20 seconds of the future.
- Adrien: can shoot blasts of kinetic energy and can't feel pain.
- Lance: Has a weaker version of gojos satoru powers.
Boomstick: After a while Dan manage to escape and has been running from the government ever since.
Feats[]
- Tim ran fast enough to run on water and setting it on fire.
- Dave "accidently" destroyed a huge military fleet and a huge part of north Korea.
- Randy the entire World in a blackout with a sonic scream.
- Jason redirected a meteor that would have destroyed earth into the sun.
- Max made the entire Sahara Desert look like the artic
- Lance could be able to destroy earth ( it would take him time)
- constantly swaps personality's in battle making them unpredictable.
Wiz: Overtime Dan and his personality's practice and got pretty good with there powers but they also still have some weakness's.
Faults[]
- All the personalities are always arguing.
- changing to a different person cancels the other persons power.
- If anyone breaks concentration while in god form then they will turn normal.
- Changing to a different person takes a couple of seconds.
Boomstick: But Wiz we forgot to tell them what happens when they all work together.
Wiz: Oh that's right, When Dan and his other personality's finally start working together, They what can only be classified as perfect.
Boomstick: PERFECT can use all the powers of everyone but 2x stronger and normal weaponry cant hurt him.
Wiz: Despite his name PERFECT is not that perfect, He is vulnerable to telekinesis and attacks that hurt the soul can hurt him.
Boomstick: But despite that Dan will try his best at keeping his personalities in check and final get away from the Government.
Dan: "we have to keep running no matter what, they wont stop until they catch us but we wont let them".
George: "Can we at least stop for chicken".
Dan and the other personality's: "Shut up George".
Alfonse[]
(Cue: “Theme of X-Men”)
Wiz: Marcy and James Ulysses were the greatest adventuring duo of their time. They gathered treasure and fought other adventurers. They later settled down and had a kid, Alfonse.
Boomstick: Alfonse was always left at home whilst his parents were adventuring. One day, they brought some ancient-weirdo vase home and set it on the coffee table.
Wiz: Alfonse was very young at the time, so he did what every kid had done. Tip the expensive vase.
Boomstick: When the vase shattered, some ghosts came out and went into Alfonse’s body! Kinda like what the creepy DeviantArt guy wanted to do-
Wiz: Anyways, that vase was holding the physical forms of the Seven Deadly Sins enslaved. They chose Alfonse as a host and invaded his body.
Boomstick: His parents were horrified by this and kept him locked inside for the next few years. Once good ol’ Alf reached adulthood, Marcy and James shipped him off to Martin McGee’s Magicademy, a place where he would meet people as freaky as him.
Wiz: He quickly met and became friends with Emmie, a former thief turned top magic student. McGee, the owner of the school, had also heard his story with the sins, so he took Alf under his wing and helped him channel his powers into tools for good.
Boomstick: Using SINS for good?
Wiz: Yep.
Boomstick: So he could do some pretty badass things with those and yet, USES THEM FOR GOOD?
Wiz: Yes. anyways, the sins gave him special powers and he can swap through them with ease.
Seven Deadly Sins[]
• Wrath: Gives him increased stats
• Gluttony: His skin becomes so thick that not even bullets can pierce it
• Envy: Alf can steal the powers of the target, though this form deactivates quickly and the powers can be reclaimed
• Pride: Alf can alter his physical and mental capabilities as well as give himself new powers
• Sloth: He puts the opponent in a deep sleep and attacks them in their dreams
• Lust: He can give the opponent sad memories and have them go through immeasurable pain and lust for the past
• Greed: He can steal armor and weapons from opponents with ease. Probably the weakest one
Boomstick: He also gained some other magic abilities alongside those sins.
Spells[]
• Lightning: A standard lightning blast
• Earth Manipulation
• Water Manipulation
• Time Manipulation
• Wind Manipulation
Wiz: He also has some awesome feats as well as degrading faults.
Feats[]
• Helped defeat Destrucinox
• His longest amount of time in which he had frozen time was 10 seconds
• Was trained by Martin McGee
• Tanked a kick from Mikala, who could chop sandbags and BUILDINGS in half.
• Matched Emmie in hand-to-hand combat
• Tanked a building falling on him in his Gluttony form
Faults[]
• Despite his nerdy stature, he is actually pretty stupid
• He isn’t fully trained in all of his spells
Pre-Fight[]
(Cue: Friday Night- Yakuza 0)
Alfonse is walking down the road of a bustling city. He leans against a stoplight and notices a certain man wearing green. This was Dan Kulo.
“I gotta get outta here.” Whispered Dan to himself. He is suddenly stopped by a touch on the shoulder.
”Is this you?” Said Alfonse firmly, pointing to a nearby stoplight. On it is a dusty, old wanted poster with the word “Drake” printed on the top.
”Uh, that’s one of my alter-egos.” Replied Dan whilst he was trying to get away. “Bloody excuses.” Yelled Alfonse as he pushed Dan away. “I’m going to have to turn you in.”
Dan, surprised at this shocking turn of events, clutched his fists.
“It won’t be easy.”
(Cue: The Ground’s Color is Yellow)
Fight[]
Dan throws a punch at Alfonse, but the student dodges. Alf quickly smashes his foot into the ground and a rock flies into the air. Once it levels with him, Alf kicks it toward Dan. The rock barrels towards Dan but he turns into Tim and dodges it. Tim then turns into Drake.
“Pitiful.” Alfonse shook his head. “Don’t be a fool. I know you’ve been up to some shady business in the last few weeks.” Drake frowned.
“Only because you freaks are always looking for me.” Drake laughed as two, large, red beams of light formed in his eyes and headed for Alfonse.
Alfonse ran as fast as he could, screaming. He runs into a crowd and manages to dodge two stray beams of light. He leaps over a passing car and runs between two pedestrians. With his back against a wall, he breathes a sigh of relief.
A quick pause.
“Phew!” He let out a huff of air.
“Why’d you run?” Asked a nearby civilian.
Right before Alfonse could answer, another beam of light rushed towards him. The beam’s impact knocked him into a nearby trash can.
“My turn.” Said Alfonse as he got back up. He concentrated for a few seconds and turned into his wrath form. Alfonse then punched Drake away and sent a blast of lightning in cohesion with that attack. He looks up and in his direction, Drake. The battle was on.
“Who’s a naughty boy?” Shouted Drake. “Don’t play with me. I’m back!”
Alfonse smirks as he aimed another bolt of lightning at Drake. Drake then grabbed his leg. He quickly snaps it back with his other arm and kicks Alfonse off of him.
Alfonse groans in pain as he gets back up.
“Bastard.” Drake flipped his hair. “No one can stop me now.”
Alfonse limped as fast as he could. Drake then activated Randy and right before Alfonse could get to him, he opened his mouth once, and;
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!”
The force of the scream sent Alfonse flying into the gas station. He impacted with one of the gas tanks and it exploded. As the smoke cleared, he saw Jason, another alter ego, on top of him. The student couldn’t see Jason’s face, but the expression that he was making was unmistakable.
“Aww. It’s over. Now it’s time to die.”
“This isn’t a game you idiot!” Shouted Alfonse as he struggled to get out of Jason’s grasp. “If I’m going to die I’m going to go out honorably!”
Jason pulled Alfonse closer, but Alf activated Gluttony. He started growing at such an alarming rate that it broke both of Jason’s arms and sent him backwards. Jason gets back up and hurls a tornado at Alfonse but he is unscathed. Gluttony Alfonse kicks Jason into a nearby parked car. Alf then hurls himself towards Jason but he turns into Max and creates an ice shield around him. The time limit for Gluttony then activates and Alf deflates. “Bloody hell.” Said the student as he attempted to break the ice with multiple blasts of wind. His attempts were futile, as the ice proved too strong. Alfonse was all tuckered out.
“Idiot.” Replied Max. He uses his foot to knock Alfonze over and kicks him into a few other cars. Alfonse gets up once more and activates Envy, snatching Max’s powers and destroying the ice shield. “You are weak without these!” Yelled Alfonse. “Is that so?” Said Max, smirking. Max activates Dave.
“Bloody hell I forgot about the alter-eg-“ Alfonse is then interrupted by Dave’s foot ramming into his face. Dave gets Alfonse in the stomach and he coughs up some of his lunch.
“And now it’s time for your last day.” Said Dave as he jumped towards Alfonse, who transformed into Sloth. “Not today.” Said Sloth Alfonse as he put Dave into a deep sleep. Dave, however, awoke from the sleep and went to attack Alf again. Alfonse waved his hand in front of him and activated Pride. He then had to use his other hand to shoot Dave back with a gust of wind and he landed on a nearby car.
“Ugh.” Said Dave as he got up.
Alfonse noticed Dave approaching him and used pride’s power to give himself the ability of fire breath. Dave noticed the direness of the situation and changed into Lance. Lance moved faster than Alf could perceive and appeared behind him.
“Too fast for you, eh?” Said Lance as he kicked Alfonse into another parked car. Lance drew a sword that was conveniently placed next to him.
“Wh-where did you get that and why do you need it?” Asked the frightened Alfonse who was currently stuck on the car. “Why, to kill you, of course!” Replied Lance as he leapt towards Alfonse and he rolled out of the way. Lance jumped back and summoned a fist.
“I have to admit, I never thought I’d use these.” Lance rubbed his hand together, happy with the result. Lance’s fists are made of pure energy and they can’t be stopped. Before he could finish Alfonse, though, the student hopped away and the fists got stuck in the car’s roof. “SHIT!” Yelled Lance as he tried to get his hands out of the car. Alfonse took advantage of this and rapidly sent a barrage of punches at Lance’s back, forcing him into the car’s roof. Alfonse jumped in the air and kicked the car into another nearby building and it exploded. Alfonse tried to walk away, thinking his mission was done, but from the rubble rose Perfect Dan.
“DIE, YOU INSOLENT, INFERIOR BEING!” Yelled Perfect Dan as he sent Alf away with a single flick. Once the bruised, bleeding Alfonse got up, he started mumbling to himself. “Can’t lose control… can’t lose control… can’t- GAAH!”
Alfonse’s face tore itself open and the large, skeletal face of wrath emerged. 6 arms grew behind his back, each one representing a sin.
“What the hell?” Thought Perfect Dan.
Alfonse used his powers to destroy Perfect Dan’s fists. Perfect Dan retaliated with one of Drake’s laser beams, but it only went through Alfonse’s left arm. “DIE!” Yelled the blatantly enraged Alfonse as he grabbed Dan with his multiple arms and chucked him through a building.
Dan emerged from the rubble and fired a laser at Alfonse. “Why? Why are you doing this?” Asked Dan as he aimed the laser in Alfonse’s direction. Alfonse merely dodged it and screamed in a demonic voice. Suddenly, whatever was left of Alfonse on this husk lost control and he was fully taken over by the sins. Alf flew towards Dan. Dan shot a laser through Alfonse and he split in two. He then grabbed both halves and created a giant energy blast and disintegrated both of them. Dan deactivated Perfect Dan and fell to the floor.
“Goodbye, bastard.”
Results[]
Boomstick: what the hell just happened
Wiz: This one seemed pretty close on paper. Alfonse’s many forms of elemental manipulation and his Sins at first seemed like they could take Dan out. But, after further research, Dan would take this more times than not.
Boomstick: Sure, Alfonse’s feat of surviving Mikala’s building-breaking kick was very impressive, but Dan’s unpredictability and multiple personalities would overpower that.
Wiz: Even if Alfonse’s Envy form could steal an individual personality’s powers, Dan could just change his form and use that form’s powers.
Boomstick: And nothing could really stop Dan from speedblitzing Alfonse by using Tim, who could run fast enough on water to set it on fire. And Perfect Dan even outclassed Alfonse’s Ultimate Sin Form! Guess you could say that Alf was split.
Wiz: That was horrible, Anyways, the winner is Dan Kulo.