Interlude[]
Wiz: In Kindergarten, you needed to be the fastest kid to get all the girls.
Boomstick: But these two teens really break the limits of “fastest kid in class.”
Wiz: Turbulence, the cocky speedster of Frontier Comics.
Boomstick: And Quasar, the embodiment of speed from Akumya Comics.
Boomstick: He’s Wiz and I’m Boomstick!
Wiz: And it’s our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.
Turbulence speeds into Death Battle![]
(Cue: Rocket Jump Waltz)
Wiz: Derek Shepherd had the world’s worst childhood. His parents died and he was left with his grandmother. Of course, she wasn’t all that mean but you get what I’m saying.
Boomstick: He was bullied, punched and had dirt kicked in his eye. He missed the school bus every day and had miserable grades. His life was horrible, that is, until the age of 16.
(Cue: Subway Surfers Theme)
Wiz: He made a wish, and somehow it came true. Of course, no fairies or magical hoobaloo helped him.
Boomstick: He was walkin’ down the road one day when some radical ooze somehow spilled on him. From that day forward, his life had changed.
Death Battle Info[]
Name: Derek Shepherd
Gender: Male
Species: Human
Favorite Food: Fast Food (Get it?)
Wiz: He used these powers to beat the shit out of his bullies and get to school on time. I’d do the same if I were him.
Boomstick: He was livin’ the perfect life until a criminal invaded his house and he decided to defeat this criminal scum with his powers. After he did that, he got an amazing reputation.
Wiz: Then an acclaimed doctor named Dr. Felix Heterex set his eyes on this teen. He eventually found him on the street and told him to come to his lab. There, he gave him his suit and his name, Turbulence.
Boomstick: But little did Derek know, Heterex was actually an evil speedster named Zip who was using Derek to wipe out all of crime. Why, you ask? It was so he could take over the Earth with nobody to stop him.
Wiz: Once most crime was eradicated from Turbulence’s hometown, Dr. Heterex secretly formed a team of villains know as the Horrifics. He needed them to destroy Turbulence just in case he found out about their plot.
Boomstick: Whilst battling Turbulence though, Seizure, the most dim-witted Horrific, told Turbulence Heterex’s plot and Turbulence went and kicked Zip’s ass.
Wiz: Now, let’s go over abilities.
Abilities[]
•Superspeed: Capable of reaching speeds 130 billion times faster than the speed of light
• Time Manipulation: He can run so fast that it turns back time
• Flashbang: Slaps his hands together at a high speed, hurling a large blast of loud sound towards the opponent
•Electricity Manipulation: He can control electricity. I mean, the ooze didn’t just give him speed, eh?
• Intangibility: He can vibrate through anything and really mess up someone’s punches
• Power Nullification Immunity
• ULTRA PUNCH!: Vibrates hand at a high speed and punching someone so hard, that their molecules mess up entirely
• High-Frequency Slap
• Lightning Kick: Generates lightning on his foot and kicks someone
• The Dragger: Grabs the opponent by the leg and drags their face across the earth while running at a high speed. You’ll need plastic surgery if he does this to you!
• Rift Boom: Creates a large rift. The rift sucks the opponent in and traps them in a pocket dimension forever
Wiz: He also has some very impressive feats.
Feats[]
• Outran a beam of light and blocked it before it could hit someone
• Barely outran a black hole
• Defeated Zip and the Horrifics
• Outran a train
• Lifted and threw a semi truck
Boomstick: But he also has some faults.
Faults[]
• Incredibly large ego
• If he goes past his highest speed, he will die
• He can also get sucked in his Rift Boom
• Cocky and naive
Turbulence: Hey, Heterex! You think you can beat this?
Quasar becomes the embodiment of Death Battle![]
Wiz: When you think of hero teams you think of like the Avenger's or the Justice League.
Boomstick: But the civilian's of Ketrocity have there own team of hero's they are THE ATOMIC TEAM.
Wiz: And we'll be looking at one special member of the team: the quickest kid alive Quasar.
Wiz: Enter 16 year old Kyle tymore, wanting to be a pro Football referee like his Dad, Kyle loved sports and made sure to get in a good collage.
Boomstick: But when he got home from practice he found his Dad dead and with the house looking like a dump.
Boomstick: Orphaned Kyle was sent to live with his Uncle (who was a crazy person) in Ketrocity, While he was there he was bullied because of his relation to his Uncle.
Wiz: But everything changed when Kyle found the Velo conduit in his Uncle's attic, the moment Kyle made contact to the sphere. Kyle become the Host for the living Embodiment of speed the Rushater.
Boomstick: As the host of the Rushater, Kyle can run WAYYY past the speed of light, His top speed is Roughly 90 billion times faster. The only downside is that the faster he runs the more Energy his body produces.
Wiz: Kyle can manipulate this energy or as he call's it Hawking's Radiation, by forcing some Radiation to his hand he can shoot it out as a energy ball he calls the .....
Boomstick: HAWKING'S BLAST!!!!!!.
Wiz: Anyways any opponent hit by it will cause gravity to increase on them.
Boomstick And by adding more radiation to his attacks he can increase the gravity the opponent gets, But if Quasar Puts all his Hawking's Radiation into his hand He can create a literal BLACK HOLE.
Wiz: This is Quasar's strongest attack The SINGULARITY STRIKE, When he Run's really fast Quasar force's all the Hawking's Radiation into his fist creating a black hole, If Quasar were to Hit something with his fist then the Black hole will stick to it slowly crushing it and then it disappears.
Wiz: Quick note The energy Quasar produces is very dangerous around people which is why he wears a special suit to keep it all contained.
Boomstick: Besides using black Holes and energy, Quasars second favorite way to attack is with afterimages.
Wiz: By rubbing his hands together He can shoot huge blasts of electricity.
Wiz: And by tapping into a little bit of the Rushater's power he can activate Quick mode, This makes him move much faster and gives him the ability to alter temperature of anything he touches.
Boomstick: While he maybe super he does have some zeros, like the fact he rarely uses His time powers and in order for him to steal speed something must be moving faster then sound.
Wiz: And while he is intangible loud sounds are very dangerous to him.
Boomstick: But despite all these weakness's he always do whatever it takes to save the day
Quasar: Time For a Quasar Question What are the two things faster then you Answer: me and everything else in the world.
Intermission[]
Wiz: All right, the combatants are set. We’ve gone over all the data and possibilities and now:
Boomstick: It’s time for a Death Battle!
Pre-Fight[]
Quasar is seen with a whole group of people staring at him and taking photos while he’s flexing. Suddenly, a white blur zooms by and everyone goes to love that guy instead. Quasar is maddened and dashes over.
Quasar: Hey, what’s the big idea?
Turbulence: I can’t help it if they love me!
Quasar becomes extremely pissed and punches Turbulence. Turbulence gets mad and gets fists ready.
Turbulence: You asked for it, pal.
Fight![]
Turbulence speeds towards Quasar and punches him into a building. He then uses a High-Frequency Slap to slice the building in half and send Quasar flying upwards.
Quasar: WOAH!!!
When Quasar descends, Turbulence kicks him into a tree. Quasar quickly re-emerges and shoots lightning at Turbulence, shocking him. He then started throwing Hawking Blasts at Turbulence but he zoomed past them all and kicked Quasar into a nearby fountain.
Turbulence: Take that!
Turbulence does a Flashbang, sending a large wave of sound towards Quasar and sending him zooming through the trees. Quasar then summons some afterimage to confuse Turbulence.
Quasar: If you find that funny, let’s see you deal with paparazzi!
Turbulence desperately runs around, punching the after images but they regenerate. Quasar soon appears from behind them and kicks Turbulence through another building.
Quasar: Who are you, anyway?
Turbulence: I’m Turbulence, the fastest man alive!
Quasar: Turbulence! Ha! More like TurbulDUNCE!
Quasar grabs Turbulence and chucks him into a nearby news helicopter. The helicopter explodes but Turbulence jumps out in time.
Turbulence: Let’s see how you deal with this!
Turbulence then charges his foot up with electricity and kicks Quasar in the face.
Quasar then shoots more Hawking Blasts at Turbulence but he dodges them all.
Turbulence: Ha! Hawking Energy! Does that make you a black hole or something?
Turbulence easily outspeeds Quasar and throws him into a different direction.
Turbulence: Ha! That was easy.
Quasar quickly activated Quick Mode and rushes towards Turbulence.
Turbulence: OH SHIT! HE’S CATCHING UP!
Quasar quickly dashes towards Turbulence again.
Turbulence: OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT!
Quasar then punches Turbulence but he dodges last second.
Quasar: HOW?!?!
Turbulence: Take this, ya cosmic suit bastard!
Turbulence uses another lightning kick to knock Quasar into another building.
Quasar: GRAH!
Quasar runs up to Turbulence again and they engage in a fist fight. Punch after punch after punch until Quasar overpowered Turbulence and he was knocked backwards.
Quasar: This ends now!
Quasar dashes towards Turbulence and sticks a Singularity Strike on him.
Turbulence: Fuck you.
The black hole grows and grows and crushes Turbulence.
Quasar: Haha! I won!
KO!
Suddenly, a rift opens up and Turbulence walks out of it.
Quasar: How?
Turbulence: I used my time manipulation before your black hole did its thing.
Quasar: No matter, you will still die!
Quasar then sticks another singularity strike on Turbulence. Turbulence simply goes back in time before it was stuck on him. This cycle goes on and on until Quasar gets an idea. When he sees Turbulence go back in time, he will follow him. More Turbulences from different times appeared and were ready to kill Quasar, but he came prepared.
A whole bunch of Quasars started appearing out of time rifts. They all activated Quick Mode and ran at a high speed towards all of the Turbulences. They touched their suits and they quickly overheated and killed the Turbulences. Once the real Quasar had touched the real Turbulence, he started overheating.
Turbulence: OH GOD!
Turbulence then unzips his suit and he falls out of it. Derek Shepherd falls out and punched Quasar. He hops back into his suit now that it’s cooled again.
Turbulence: Let’s see how you handle this!
Turbulence summons a Rift Boom, sucking Quasar in. Turbulence then proceeds to hop in himself.
(Location: Turbulence’s Pocket Dimension)
Quasar: W-Where am I?
Turbulence: You’re in my pocket dimension. And I’m basically a god here, so you’re dead.
Quasar stares down at his hands and sees that they’re dissolving.
Quasar: N-No! My city needs me!
Turbulence: Maybe you shouldn’t have started this fight then.
Quasar’s eyes start filling up with tears as he sees that his life is ending. He remembers all of his time with his family, friends and everyone. He takes one last deep breath before fully dissolving.
Turbulence: Phew. That was tough.
KO!
The soul of Rushater appears.
Rushater: Please, bring him back. I cough cough can’t live without him. And without me, speed will no longer exist…
Turbulence: Y’know, he seemed really sad. Maybe I should revive him!
Turbulence revives Quasar and teleports him back to Earth.
Rushater: Thank you.
Turbulence also goes back to Earth.
Quasar: Why did you revive me?
Turbulence: I dunno, you just seemed like a cool guy.
Quasar: Oh, and I also have a mode called Horizon Mode. I would have destroyed you if I used it.
Turbulence: How about a race?
Quasar: It’s on.
Quasar activates Horizon Mode and they both start racing.
Results[]
Here are the advantages and disadvantages:
Turbulence (Winner)
+Speed
+Durability
+Singularity strike would kill him, but he was too fast for it to get to him
+Would eventually figure out Quasar’s sound weakness and take advantage of it
+If he could get Quasar into his pocket dimension, Quasar would be doomed because Turbulence is omnipotent in his dimension
-Strength
-Arsenal
-Experience
-Paparazzi could trick him
Quasar (Loser)
+Strength
+Experience
+Arsenal
+His many moves could easily trick Turbulence
-Speed
-Durability
-Would not be able to outrun the rift boom because it could even suck Zip in, and Zip could go faster than 200 trillion times the speed of light
-Turbulence would eventually find out about his sound weakness while intangible
Boomstick: It seems Quasar wasn’t fast enough!
Wiz: The Winner is Turbulence.
Advantages and Disadvantages[]
Soundtrack Cover[]
Rushing Ooze
Trivia[]