EPIC DEATH BATTLE FANON RAP BATTLES!!!!
STEVEN UNIVERSE!!!!!!
VERSUS!!!
STAR BUTTERFLY!!!!!
BEGIN!
Steven Universe: This Crystal Gem is fighting some spaced out spoiled brat!
The fight has just begun but I'll be chomping you like Cookie Cat!
You're pretty dumb cause you think you can face this universe,
but in reality going up against me is a curse!
My shield and and my sword versus some baby's rattle?
Come on already, are you sure can battle?
All the monsters you face are total wimps!
Meanwhile I'm beating deadly aliens like a magical pimp!
You can't handle my power, get out of this place!
It's time this half human half gem kicks you back to outerspace!!!
Star Butterfly: Kid, your so annoying, and damn are you chubby!
I'll kick your ass back to your little girlfriend Connie!
Your best friends are two lesbians, a nerd and a slob, how pathetic!
I'm gonna cream this fat, silly Adventure Time reject!
My wand completely destroys you're lil' bubble and you're sword!
You wine all the time just cause you're bored!
You're creepier then Onion, more weird then Ronaldo!
Wanna know why? CAUSE YOUR DREAM IS TO BECOME A HOBO!
Universe? HA! You aren't even a city!
I'm like a solar system, and I'm as cute as a kitty!
NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHING!
Finn the Human: The champion of Ooo is here!
Making all the good people of the Candy Kingdom cheer!
These two brain dead runts goin' against me?
May I see some actual worthy opponents, please?
Steven is too fat to try fight,
and Star, you think you're cute? YEAH RIGHT!
Both of you are creepy, dumb and overall horrible heroes!
Ever since your shows aired your views have stayed at ZERO!
I could make better rhymes just by taking a piss!
When I showed up, it's pretty obvious you were FINN-ished!
TIME!
THAT WAS AWESOME! But, who won? You decide in the comments, and decide the next match up! SEE YA!