EPIC DEATH BATTLE FANON RAP BATTLES!!!!
LINK!!!
VERSUS
MARIO!!!
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Link: Oh look its the plumber who's hooked on shrooms.
You're always trying to get Peach's cake, I always bring something new.
I'm gonna shove this chubby meatball down the warp pipe,
Then "HIYAH!" you right out of sight.
Try to burn me with your fireballs,
But you'll end up worse then Super Smash Bros Brawl.
I got the Triforce of Courage, bitch, I'm more fierce then King Boo.
You and your green bean bro will be screaming: BOO HOO HOO!
I'm ready to drop some rap bombs on your ass,
I've bet you before, this is just a Link to the Past!
Mario: I'm the King of Nintendo, you're just a washed up orphan.
I'm not chubby, I'm strong, my thumb can lift 10 tons.
You need a bunch of gloves and shit to get the job done.
I'm straight forward, breaking bricks with bare hands, son.
Hero of the Mushroom Kingdom, that's my title, what's yours?
I bet it's: The Tiny Green Elf with the tiniest Master Sword.
I've been in over one hundred games, can't catch up to my fame.
I'm waisting my time against you, such shame.
I'll spice this match up using my Fire Flower.
Then show you that Luigi's not the wus, you're the biggest coward.
Link: Okay, that's it. I'll time I put my mask on, tubby.
I'm gonna go Fierce Deity, squish you so you won't be chubby.
Goron is fireproof, with that mask I'll eat you like a boulder.
Try to bring out the Ice Flower? What's that gonna do? Give me a cold shoulder?
Okay, I've had a enough, I'm gonna pass this onto Fi.
Cause face it, beating you is way too easy.
Fi: Hello, I'd like to remind you your health is running low,
Cause my master has already owned you, FYI Mario.
Your games are starting to make me really bored.
Master, please finish him off with the Master Sword.
Mario: Bringing out your sidekick? I think I'll do the same.
Come on bro, put these two to shame.
Luigi: Let's do this thing, I'm gonna crush you with my Thunderhand.
Fi, just like your game, your disses are totally bland.
Mario: Two brothers, from the same mother, beating these two like no other.
Luigi: We're here to kidnap Zelda, you know your ripoff of a lover?
Mario/Luigi: The Star Twins, here to go Superstar!
Think you can beat us? We aren't even on par!
It's Mario and Luigi, we crush bricks with our palm!
Get ready to be hit by a Rapping Bob-BOMB!
TIME! That was epic! But which Nintendo Mascot was surperior? Hero of the Mushroom Kingdom, or the Hero of the Hyrule Kingdom?!? And next time.....
???: You're now trapped in this Amazing World, Bitch.
You look like something that was hit by a car into a ditch.
???: OHHHHH!!!!! Here comes the King Hamboning!
Going up against a fish who don't know anything!
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That's your clue! Know guess in the comments, and also vote for who won!
See you next time!