WE GET IT ALREADY!
Rules[]
- The Second Coming will not be given Animation vs Math/Physics, which also include the Hyperversal TSC arguments
- ASDFguy will be semi-composite
| Aiden's Ultimate Internet Series Battle Royale | |
|---|---|
| Season | UISBR |
| Season Episode | 1 |
| Air date | ??? |
| Written by | AidenRulz0828 |
| Episode guide | |
| Previous N/A |
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Aiden's Ultimate Internet Series Battle Royale is self-explanatory featuring The Second Coming from Animator vs. Animation, Conroy Cat from What Chu Got, Tails from Secret Histories, Baldi from Baldanigans, Caine from The Amazing Digital Circus, Devil Mario from Power Star, Chikn Nuggit from the titular series, Four from BFDI, ASDFguy from ASDFmovie, Orange from Orange's Revenge, Sans from Indie Cross, and Super Bad Mario from the titular series.
Interlude[]
Hello there.
If you're wondering where Dave and Bambi are, they're on vacation.
If you're wondering where Haiden and Speedy are, they have too much on their list to be here.
So I, the mysterious text on the page, will be your host for this Ultimate Internet Series Battle Royale and the many more to come. With that being said, let's get into the combatants.
The Second Coming, Alan Becker's very own orange stickfigure.
Conroy, the cartoony cat of Dtoons.
Miles "Tails" Prower, the insane Tails parody with an even more insane history.
Baldi Baldimore, the goofy ass parody of the horror genre's math teacher.
Caine, The Amazing Digital Circus' very own shiny-white ringmaster.
Devil Mario, the boo-possessed Mario bro with a katana.
Chikn Nuggit, Buzzfeed's demidog of chaos that had a mental breakdown for a few shorts.
Four, BFB's algebralian host.
ASDFguy, the white humanoid of many names.
Orange, the crewmate out for revenge on their Cyan-colored friend.
Sans the Skeleton, the pun-loving, nightmare wielding skeleton that took down the ink demon.
And Super Bad Mario, the chaos-creating SMW sprite that entered the real world.
The Second Coming[]
The realm of Minecraft. A blocky world of wonders where creativity is an endless tool. Take down bosses, mine for diamonds, or just use Creative Mods and go absolutely NUTS! Yet in the digital world known as the computer, anything can happen. Even stickfigures destroying everything you've made.
And that's what happened with The Chosen One. He was enslaved in AVA 2, and had made friends with The Dark Lord to completely destroy the place. Later, The Second Coming was created, having made friends with the fighting stickfigures Red, Green, Blue, and Yellow... but Alan erased them so TSC proceeded to destroy the place. Then they got attacked by The Dark Lord, captured by an agent, and got Hyperversal arguments... but that's not being used because if it was, the rest of the combatants would be cooked before the fight started...
Anyways enough talking. Let's get straight into the guys weapons.
Arsenal[]
- Laser Gun
- Pencil Tool
- Pokémon Team
- Minecraft Block
- Mario Power Ups
Abilities[]
- Creation
- Immune to Deletion
- Hammerspace
- Regeneration
- Awakened Form
Feats[]
- Shrugged off hits from The Dark Lord
- Fought Alan Becker
- Survived Explosions
- Took a reality-destroying beam
- Survived being slammed by multiple cars and trains
- Fought Various Marios from different games
- Has defeated various opponents
Faults/Weaknesses[]
- Pacifistic to a certain degree
- Can't enter Awakened Form
- Can't break out of thick walls
TSC: You ended my friends. Now I will end you.
Conroy[]
Arsenal[]
- Sonic's Shoes
- Infinity Gauntlet
- Cappy
- Elephant Fruit
- Fire Flower
- Pokeball
- Blue Shell
- One Punch Man Glove
- Sailor Moon Wand
- Guitar
- Gaster Blaster
- Fart Gun
- Rings
- Launch Star
- Hydro-Dynamic Spatula
- Steven's Shield
- Dragon Balls
- Cat Bell
- Chaos Emeralds
- Warp Star
- Aku Aku
- Diamond Pickaxe
- All Might's Hair
- Gum-Gum Fruit
- Cuphead Bullets
- and way too many others
Abilities[]
- Toon Force
- Animator Skills
- Reality Warping (To some extent)
- Ki Manipulation
Feats[]
- Has survived various attacks from Doggy
- Regenerated from having their body reduced to bones
Faults[]
- Bad luck most of the time
- Can be countered in a multitude of ways
Conroy: With this pickaxe we could solve mysteries. Or rewrite history!
Doggy: How about we just hunt for gold?
Conroy: That too.
Secret Histories Tails[]
Arsenal[]
- Mini Explosives
- Universal Machine
- Gun (Stores Various Blades)
Abilities[]
- Shapeshifting
- Flight
Feats[]
- Killed Knuckles, Shadow, Big, etc.
- Emotionally manipulated Amy into killing Sonic
- Survived being strangled by Amy
Faults/Weaknesses[]
- Insane (Partially)
- Said to have an allergy of having their head smashed by a mallet
Tails: ... That's it. I get it now. If Tails is Sonic's best friend, and I'm not your best friend...
Sonic: Oh no...
Tails: THEN YOU AREN'T SONIC!
Baldanigans Baldi[]
Arsenal[]
- Ruler
- School Bus
Abilities[]
- Super Speed
- Toon Force
- Telekinesis
- Teleportation
- Body Manipulation
- Cloning
- Enhanced Senses
- Can Print Paper from his mouth
Feats[]
- Was unharmed after crashing his school bus twice
- Survived his school bus exploding
- Threw his school bus at Joe without touching it
- Was fine after getting his leg caught in a bear trap
- Broke a door down because he smelled Quarters
- Stabbed his ruler through a wall and into Felix's eye
Faults[]
- Is insanely stupid
Baldi: Welcome to my CAMP.
Felix: *Breathing heavily*
Caine[]
Arsenal[]
- Cane
- Bubble
- Wacky Watch
- Hundreds of All-Seeing Eyes
Abilities[]
- Toon Force
- Flight
- Telekinesis
- Super Speed
- Creation
- Teleportation
- Effect Nullification
- BFR
- Dimensional Travelling
- Limited Transmutation
Feats[]
- Was able to travel from the void to the circus in a split second
- Should scale above Kaufmo, who slammed through the floor and crushed Gloink Queen
- Killed Gummigoo with a single snap
Faults/Weaknesses[]
- Can't do a few things with his reality warping
Pomni: What the f*** am I looking at?
Caine: The consequences of our actions. And it's only going to get worse from here.
Devil Mario[]
Arsenal[]
- Katana
Abilities[]
- Teleportation/Super Speed
- Possession
- Laser Vision
- Fire Manipulation
- Reality Warping
- Light and Shockwave Manipulation
Feats[]
- Killed many toads, Peach, Luigi
- Fought hand-to-hand with Various toads and Luigi
- Disarmed a toad's katana
Faults/Weaknesses[]
- Killed themself at the end of Power Star
Devil Mario: Your struggle is pointless. We have already won.
Chikn Nuggit[]
Arsenal[]
- Genie Lamp
- Boxing Gloves
- Candy Cane
- Ghost-Hitting-Slipper
Abilities[]
- Flight
- Shapeshifting
- Toon Force
- Sonic Bark
- Possible Magic
- Knows about the fourth wall
- Teleportation
- Can breath in space
- Can travel dimensions
- Reality Warping
Feats[]
- Survived Space
- Smashed a phone in one hit
- Hulk-Smashed through a wall
- Ripped a calendar with ease
- Too strong for Goku vs Superman debates
- Survived explosions from Sody Pop and his own background
- Appeared in real life with Cheezborgor
- Fought on par with Cheezborgor
Faults/Weaknesses[]
- No experience
- Gets No B*tches
- Terrible sense in fashion
- Lost to a bug
- Died during Summer
Four[]
Arsenal[]
- Anti-Flying Button
Abilities[]
- Regeneration
- Laser Beams
- Can Shoot Hearts from his eyes
- Reality Warping
- Shapeshifting
- Can breath in space
- Disfiguration
- Size Manipulation
- Resurrection
- Pocket Reality
- Mind Manipulation
- Flight
- Earth Manipulation
- Hacking
- Screech
- Tractor Beams
Feats[]
- Crushed a black hole
- Stretched into space in a short amount of time
- When absorbed, Donut had the strength to pull earth through a camera
- Sunk into the sun, and became it
- Traveled miles away in seconds
- Can easily kill off people who could move the sun
Faults/Weaknesses[]
- Can be incapacitated if multiplied by 0
- Is insane
Four: You're a true blue frie-
X: I'm not blue.
ASDFguy[]
Arsenal[]
- Knife
- Pointless Button
- Mine Turtle
- Shotgun
- Rocket Launcher
- The Flop
- Pie (It's Pie Flavored)
- Bow and Arrow
- Trumpet
- Time Machine
- Genie
- Pistols
- Computer
- Trumpet
- Light Switch
- Frisbee
- Butt
- And many more...
Abilities[]
- Toon Force
- Immortality
- Hammerspace
- Shapeshifting
- Creation
- Life Manipulation
- Gravity Manipulation
- Mind Manipulation
- Can Self-Destruct
- Size Manipulation
- Invisibility
- Existence Erasure
- Summoning
- Transmutation
Feats[]
- Played a trumpet that killed people
- The butt reduced people to nothing but bone
- Taught a Llama how to drive a car
- Survived a piano falling on them
- Can turn people into ice cream
- Can crush people via. becoming a Stegosaurus
- The Flop can destroy the Earth if everybody performed it at once
Faults/Weaknesses[]
- Incompetent
- Can unintentionally kill themself
Random Chorus: THE SCIENCE SHOW!
ASDFguy: Pianos!
*A piano would fall onto the ASDFguy, crushing them*
ASDFguy: Who's idea was this!?
Orange[]
Arsenal[]
- Slap Pistol
- The Cake
- Pokemon
- UNO Cards
- Magic Wand
- Slap Bazooka
- Bicycle
- Washing Machine
- Samurai Sword
- Slap Bomb
- PvZ Plants
- Homing Slap Launcher
- Slapping Yourself Helmet
- Strength Potion
- Slap Cannon
- Diamond Pickaxe
- Fishing Rod
- Frost Walker Boots
- Light Slapber
- Portal Gun
- and many more...
Abilities[]
- Super Saiyan
- Shadow Slap Jutsu
- Reality Warping
- Toon Force
- Can breath in space
- Time Stop
- Rasengan
- Ki Manipulation (Kamehameha, Spirit Bomb, etc.)
- Super Speed
- and many more...
Feats[]
- Is able to contend with Cyan and survive their attacks
- Blew giant craters in Earth
- Can knock the moon off orbit
- Can survive planet-destroying attacks
- Survives various explosions
- Traded Reverse Cards with Cyan so fast, it sent them back in time
- Has tricked Cyan a bunch of times
- Shattered the ground in a single kick
- Moved at the Speed of Sound
- Created a tornado by blowing a Slap Statue
- Shattered the Earth by running as Super Sonic
Faults/Weaknesses[]
- Has had various fails against Cyan
- Sometimes falls for their own traps
Moro!Sans[]
Abilities[]
- Bones
- Gaster Blasters
- Flight
- Dimension Traveling
- Lasers
Feats[]
- Won against Bendy in a three-part series...
- Tanked multiple attacks and one-shot Bendy multiple times
Faults/Weaknesses[]
- ...But up until they used their Nightmare Form, Bendy won multiple times
- Lazy
Sans: I wonder what taking a nap in space is like...
Sans' nightmare form had its eyes fade away, before Sans drifted off to sleep.
Super Bad Mario[]
Arsenal[]
- Koopa Shell
- Poison Mushroom
- Cape Power-Up
- Go-Kart
- Super Star
- POW Block
- Giant Bullet Bill
- Banana Peel
Feats[]
- Has been able to cause massive destruction to the real world
Faults/Weaknesses[]
- None Notable
SBM: Wahoo!
DEATH BATTLE![]
Pre-Fight[]
(Location: Golden City)
The scene shines in a city, covered in sparkling gold. And in a house, there would be a cat with a bowtie waking up. The cat looked outside, watching as sparkling gold shines in the sky. Yet, this wasn't any place they knew of even with them being a cartoon. They then had an idea, grabbing a diamond pickaxe and walking out to collect some of this rich town, but before they could, they ran straight into a sleeping skeleton, waking them up.
huh?
Sans would stand back up. While they were confused, it wasn't a big surprise to them as they've been through different dimensions before. At the same time, a blank white human would be punching with an orange Among Us crewmate. As the two continued to exchange blows in the white void, a small plumber hopped on one of their heads, causing the ASDFguy to fall to the ground. Orange looked towards Super Bad Mario, only to narrowly dodge a strike from a katana, having almost taken Orange's head. Orange would turn around, revealing another pixelated plumber attempting to kill Bad Mario. This was Devil Mario, and they were attempting to kill this "copy".
Meanwhile, a yellow dog would be walking around, noticing a floating pair of teeth and a blue number.
Four: YOU! GET DOWN FROM THERE THIS INSTANT!
Caine: Nope.
As Four and Caine continued to scuffle, Chikn took notice of a fox. The fox seemed normal, working on an airplane to try and leave this city only for it to somehow explode. An orange Stickfigure would be waken up by the sound of the explosion, turning to the source, being Tails' plane. Tails did a face palm, before a voice spoke up.
???: That is enough.
The Second Coming would jolt their head around, trying to find the source of this voice as Conroy got out of a trash can due to the explosion from earlier.
???: You 12 have been chosen to compete in a fight for the Ultimate Internet Character.
Conroy: 12? There only seems to be 11-
???: SILENCE! Now...
Every one of the combatants would be teleported into the center of the city, all except for 1...
???: BEGIN!
The Ultimate Rumble Has Begun[]
Breaking Boundaries[]
Everywhere At Once[]
RIP: Rumble In Progress[]
Digital Hallucinations[]
Fandom's Random Fights[]
Final Fight?[]
Results[]
Next Time[]
A NEW ROYALE APPROACHES...
???: We're almost at 2 Million subscribers, we barely have 1 billion views, and I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN A RAISE!!
???: Did somebody say EVERYTHING? With MY FACE ON IT!?
???: If anyone's face should be on anything, it should be mine!
???: HA! You thought I was gonna stand there and fall as the video ende-
???: GET 20% OFF ON ALL OUR...
???: *screams*
???: I was not playing with matches, I was working with them! Like how I'm gonna rebuild the entire house with matches.
???: Oh you guys are playing poker, huh? Yeah I once poked a girl, heh, it was pretty funny. She has a restraining order on me now, but I think it was worth it.
???: Deliver me from mine enemies, O my God: defend me from them that rise up against me. Deliver me from the workers of iniquity, and save me from bloody men. The mighty are gathered against me; awake to help me, and behold.
???: Well done, detective. But can you catch me before I kill again?
???: Godzilla may be a monster, but it seems different to me. He is rather a god. Control our world according to each order. And I will be the meat of the beast. I will be the host of Godzilla. Because I want to be a god who is respected by people. I want to be the meat of this beast. And the fear of which one is wrong. I'm not a movie monster. It's Goji. The law of good and evil. I will live in this beast. Because he is the only one who can help us. There is no God. Just me. Goji.
???: ... (They don't have any quotes.)
???: Sorry, Moojin. I was trying to shoot that bird not you.
*silence*
???: *Screams as they turn into a marketable plushie*
???: I'm not annoying, I'm an Orange!
???: Yuji, there's somethings in this world you don't do. And one of those things, is to try to copy me. You maybe able to do backshots Mr. Freddy Fazbear, but your backshots are nothing than an INFERIOR COPY to mine!
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