hank vs karlson is the 7th episode of epic battle arena, and
features hank j wipplebottom from madness combat, and karlson
from the karlson series of games.
this fight would be a sprite fight.
(scene: every generic facility ever)
cut to karlson gunning down a pair of robots. robot 1 gets
shot straight into the face.
robot 2: NOO!!!! BROTHER!!
robot 2 is shot in the face, but not by karlson, but by
hank, as he walks into the room.
billy(to karlson): you are a psychopath!!
hank shoots billy, causing him to fall down.
karlson stares at hank, guns drawn.
hank draws his guns.
(FIGHT!)
hank begins shooting at karlson, who jumps behind a barrier.
hank waits out karlson hiding, and shoots him when he pops
back up. karlson rolls to the right of the barrier, past
billy. karlson blasts him with his rpg, but hank dodges it.
the explosion sends billy flying away. karlson then pulls out
his sword, and hank pulls out a machete. karlson easily cleaves
thru the machete. hank dodges karlson's sword. karlson then pulls
out his shotgun, and blast at hank with it. hank rolls backwards
and shoots karlson in the arm. karlson shoots hank with the shotgun
again, making hank jump to the left. karlson the jumps onto
the walls, and jumps on top of hank, and shoots him in the
shoulder. hank then blast karlson back and over the barrier.
hank then rushes to another room, and karlson follows. hank
gets behind a pillar, and karlson blast at hank with his shotgun.
hank gets hit in the chest, and he fires a shot at karlson,
hitting him in the chest, making him hit a pillar. billy walks
in, and instantly gets shot in the face by a stray bullet.
hank hold karlson's hands up in the air, and karlson kicks him
back and shoots hank in the chest once more. hank stumbles
behind a pillar and dissapears. karlson looks behind the
pillar and shoots. hank is gone! hank appears behind karlson
with a knife and stabs karlson in the back, then pushes him
into another pillar, with blood everywhere. hank then pulls
out his sniper, and takes a shot a karlson. karlson grabs
billy and uses him as a meat (or circuit) shield against
the shots.
billy(while being shot): YA-ah-ay! i l-love being shot at!
karlson then throws billy at hank, knocking the sniper out of
his hand. karlson grabs the sniper, then shoots at hank, who
uses billy as a shield, making karlson slide behind him, and
shoot him in the back with the sniper. hank falls over, and
karlson pulls out the banagnum. he slows time (yes, he can
do that)and fires several shots at hank with it. hank manages
to move just in time, and slices one of the bullets. keep
in mind time was slowed, not stopped. hank then stabs karlson
right into the chest with another knife (keep in mind karlson
still has the other knife in his back), missing his heart by
mere centimeters. karlson uses billy as a weapon and knocks
hank backwards. hank shoots karlson in the chest twice, and
karlson pulls out his sword. he slices thru the bullets and
slips his banana out of his pocket while hank continues shooting
at karlson. karlson then throws the bananna at hank, pinning
him to a pillar, karlson then shoots hank several times and
charges full speed at the pinned down hank. then, he pulls
out mjolnir, and slams it against hanks head obliterating
it. karlson flies thru the pillar, with the top of hanks
head stuck on the hammer. billy is on the other side.
billy: YAY!!! PEOPLE MURDER!
karlson holds up mjolnir and stares at it, blood all over
him.
(KO!)
NEXT TIME ON EPIC BATTLE ARENA...
"nyeh heh heh!"
"super brainz!!"
papyrus vs super brainz
TRIVIA:
-this is the first fight to have a returner featured (billy was previously in dani vs dream, so he wasnt a combatant, but still returned.)
-this is the first episode to be a gun fight, or have the character's main weapon be guns.
-this the first indie character fight.
-i love karlson, wishlist it on steam boners