*credits to aidenrulz0828 for the hype as fuck intro*
ultra saness vs super sanic is the 10th episode of epic battle
arena, featuring sanic and saness, of meme culture.
Location: The Remains of Green Hill Zone...
Fire still spreading around the area, Trees, Friends, and of course,
Hills are burned to the ground. All that was left were the
bodies of Sanic and Saness. Da Chaos Emerolds were shattered from a bone Saness made. There was nothing left...
Suddenly, the 7 souls surround Saness as the remains of Sanic's
emeralds slowly surround Sanic. Both are brought back into space as Saness makes the first saying.
Ultra Saness(US): YOU GONNA HAV A BAD TOM HEDGHAOG!
US slaps super sanic(SS) down, causing him to spyral downwards.
SS zooms around, hitting US, pissing him off. us then shoots
off his laser at ss, blasting him away from him and into another
planet. us quickly gives chase (imagine a massive realistic
skeleton with saness head and blasters as shoulders zooming
into a planet). us then zooms into the planet, making a massive
hole in it. ss then moves away from us. and kicks him thru
the planet, pushing the other side of it away from the planets
original place.
ss: you ned to pwer up!
us: fuck you.
us zooms in and chops super sanic's chest, sending him into
a moon, leaving a massive crater in it. ss waste no time
and zooms back. he gets hit back again, repeat this except
it gets faster and faster, until he zooms past us, pushing
him into another planet. us then uses his bones and summons
them everywhere, but they were pretty small (insert penis
joke here.) ss is stabbed up by the small bones, and saness
slaps him, causing a massive explosion seen from earth. cut
to earth and mr beast and mark rober stare in awe.
us: good thing you exploded or else you wold have defeyed
reality.
ss: whats a part of realty?
us: time?
ss: time huh, thanks for the tip.
ss zooms back in time to the begining of sanic vs saness, and
attempts to block himself from bumping into ness. however, him
appearing causes sanic to be distracted, leading to him bumping
into saness, and then they go thru the motions, and sanic begins
fading from reality, making him realise he lost. US then appears lingering
above the planet, slamming his palm into green hill zone, crushing
ness and sanic, making them both fade from existance.
us: FUCKKKK!!
ss: ah shit.
ss travels back in time, while us follows, going back to
before the fight starts. ss travels to mark rober's house,
where he was filming a new glitterbomb video.
ss: can i uze dis?
mark: uhh... sure.
ss zooms back to green hill zone, where the fight is about
to begin again, with us looming over the planet once more.
ss then uses the glitter bomb on sanic, causing him to slip
and crash into saness. and it starts again. this time, us
begins fading! he realise what is happening, and disconnects
his controller and lets himself die. or so ss thought.
suddenly, a big rainbow explosion burst around, shattering
reality (which includes time) allowing sanic and ness to
fight forever, or until they return. saness has gone from
ultra saness to sephirimicusasanicus(SMIS for short). he
has became one with the souls, with strings of the souls
wrapped around him and leaking out of his face. SMIS lowers
his axe and swings at ss, striking him out back into reality.
meanwhile in reality, sanic is dead, meaning that he would
fade from reality.
ss: NOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
SMIS: fucking moron.
ss then uses chaos controll and rewinds time to before he died.
he then kills ness before he can start the fight. SMIS then
goes back in time to before sanic is born and kills his mom.
SS then goes back to the beginning of the fight and throws
tails at ness, killing them both. then SMIS travels back to
patrick vs buu, and teleports them both into the supernova
caused by the death (no spoilers here) and it blasys them
both, leaving them, and the winner. they then realise that
neither is gonna win, so they both go back to the beginning
of the fight once more, with all of their previous attempts.
the sanics and sanesseseses then team up, leading to some ultra
sanics and reg sanics vs some sanesses, ultra sanesses, and
some SMISes. they then all charge at each other, with the
saness army easily overwhelming them. the current sanic sneaks
off, and suddenly, a explosion blast thru green hill zone.
sanic is back, and he is now hyper sanic!!! (HS)
hs: yuo wil neva hav nother changce to start this fight agin!
hs then blasts all other nesses besides the og one, killing them
all. hs then lands, while being slowly erased from history.
BOOM!!
both hs and smis are placed back into existance, while the
og versions are still there. smis then kills og sanic, and
hs kills og ness. they then realise that they will never be able
to kill eachother by going back in time. then hs shoots smis
thru a portal, sending him to dani vs dream, where the winner
sits in dani's house rubble. NB (who was the neighbor in
dani vs dream) sits there and shock as they crush the winner.
the winner then explodes in anger (the winner was dani) he then
unloads upon both of them.
dani: MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
both died.
(scene: green hill zone.)
sanic runs throughout green hill zone, speeding around.
(cut to saness)
saness stares endlessly at a tree, and sanic bumps right
into him, dealing 2 dmg.
saness : FUCK YOU.
sanic : whot?
saness throws sanic into a hill nearby with heavy force.
(FIGHT!) (que saness theme)
gets hit straight in the face with a bone. making him think.
sanic: sumthin is off.....
saness realises too.
saness: dafuq happened?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
suddenly, the time misplaced duo have armies on their side, filled with previous combatants.
TEAMLIST (skip if dont wanna know, these are just extras)
-sanic:
buu
kickbot
frozone
dani
hank
super brainz
twilight sparkle
-saness:
patrick
karate zombie
elsa
dream
pit
karlson
papyrus
the weaker members of the armies are killed instantly as the strongest survive.
then, dani becomes bored, and erases the timeline from history, besides sanic and ness.
ness: huh.
sanic: huh.
the two charge at eachother, and tear eachother's arms off. then sanic rushes at ness, and kills him
dead. sanic stands there, armless. then sanic rewinds time back to before the fight
began. he sits there and realises there is no way for him to change time. they are both destine to die.
what is life? there is no point of trying to change time. it ended in a draw.
nothing either could do can change then. then, saness is placed into time again, and sits next to sanic, as he has realised too.
sanic: how r u aliv agin?
ness: time.
the two watch as the og sanic and saness duke it out, realising that it's
destined to end the same way, no matter what. eventually, they reach the end
of the fight. both ness and sanic fade from existance. the past will never be changed.
and could never be changed. the efforts where worthless.
(scene: green hill zone)
sanic runs throughout green hill zone, speeding around.
(cut to saness)
saness stares endlessly at a tree, and sanic bumps right
into him, dealing 2 dmg.
saness : not this again..
sanic : oh noes...
saness realises that they will fight forever. and die forever. while they were fighting as smis and hs,
an infinite amount of timelines formed. all of them with deferent endings.
some had sanic win.
some had saness win.
some had a draw.
then, the book is shut.
i sit at my desk, trying to think of a good ending. then, i write this. all of it.
i sit at my desk, proud of myself. then, i went to sleep. i had school tommorrow.
i go to sleep. pan to the book, and on the cover was saness and sanic, in the middle of one of their
infinite battles.
i hope you all have a good day :)
NEXT TIME ON EPIC BATTLE ARENA...
iron golem vs slenderman
TRIVIA:
-this is my first rematch.
-this is the first match to feature a returner as a combatant.
-this match has a time (huh) gimmick.
-this fight serves as a cautionary tale on the effects of time travel (kind of)
-this fight was made because i dissagree with the verdict of the original.
-though it is unclear, sanic did win this time.
-sanic is the only charcter to have a win and draw currently.
-this fight features the most cameos out of all of them.
-this fight has mark rober, mr beast, dani, nemisis bloodryche, and all other eba combatants cameo in it.