Walking spoilers dead ahead
Description[]
Undertale fight! Sans is back (again), and this time he's facing off ageinst his own friend: Undyne in her Undying form! Who will win?
WARNING: MASSIVE UNDERTALE SPOILERS. DO NOT PROSEED IF YOU HAVE NOT PLAYED UNDERTALE.
Interlude[]
Boomstick: We all should know Undertale by now. Exploding as one of the supposed "best Indie games of all time," and even receiving fucking AWARDS for how great it was!
Wiz: However, one thing the player commonly develops a bond with is characters... or, the hate those characters, and kill all of them. Only two stood in Chara and The Player's way during a true Genocide route, and today, we'll see which one truly is superior. Sans, the pun-loving skeleton.
Boomstick: And Undyne, the leader of the Royal Guard! He Wiz, and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's OUR job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to determine... who would win... a Death Battle.
Undyne the Undying (Metal Mario875)[]
Background
- Name: Undyne
- Gender: Female
- Age: Somewhere in her 20s
- Classification: Fish-like monster
Wiz: Among the Underground, a world where monsters live in peace, there exists very few monsters with significant power or roles.
Boomstick: But you can bet the damn fish has skills like you wouldn't believe!
Wiz: Undyne, a determined knight and leader of the royal guard. But before that, she had been, as she describes it, a hotheaded kid. To prove herself as the strongest, she battled Asgore. And according to her, she couldn't even land a hit on him.
Boomstick: Satisfied by the efforts, Asgore decided to train Undyne, and eventually promoted her to head of the Royal Guard. One day, she even landed a hit on him, and knocked him over!
Wiz: However, she has mainly been focused, and STILL focuses on battle and protecting all monsters.
Strength
- Suplexes boulders, because she can
Boomstick: The best part is that the fish can suplex boulders, cuz y naut?
Wiz: This comes out to around 27 tons, she can casually suplex!
Speed
- Outspeeds Frisk
- Ran from Waterfall to Snowdin in seconds
Boomstick: Hell, Undyne could casually keep up and even outspeed Frisk, who could dodge LIGHTNING!
Wiz: Lightning is a bunch of electrical currents--like electricty. Therefore, this is not lightspeed. However, lightning IS Mach 286! Of course, Undyne should be higher than this, but we'll use that as a basis for her low-end speed.
Boomstick: Undyne, whilst in her armor, no less, also ran from Waterfall to Snowdin in seconds! Damn!
(Cue ~ Battle Against A True Hero Dual Mix)
Attack Potency and Durability
- Has stats at 99/99, MATCHING CHARA!
Wiz: And Undyne the Undying also has one very important thing: stats matching that of Chara.
Boomstick: This is EXTREMELY important! To find out just how powerful Chara is, we need to determine how many timelines were destroyed when the unfortunate day came about: CHARA DESTROYING THE GAME!!
Wiz: Usually treated as a Multiverse level feat, but just how impressive is it, truly? The game contained a multitude of timelines, from Flowey resetting the game until he knew every outcome, to Sans canonically killing Chara 13 times; then counting his three other bonus statements, 16 timelines had to of been created during that boss fight. As for Flowey, he states he knew everything, but could never predict Chara. He read every book and burned every book? 2 timelines, one for reading, one for burning, and Pacifist and Genocide routes. 2 x 2 = 4. He then states he won every game, and lost every game. All games in Undertale include Bridge Seed [contributes 7 timelines, one for each bridge successfully built and failed on and one for Genocide], Hotland Puzzles [contributes 36 timelines, one for each report on the quiz, pass and fail, and passing and failing each puzzle], Ruin Puzzles [contributes 14 timelines, one for success and one for fail on each route], Snowdin Puzzles [contributes 24 timelines, one for pass and fail, and one for each ending of the Ball Game],Thundersnail [contributes 20 timelines, one for each placement of each snail, and one for when the yellow snail almost wins and for each route] and Waterfall Puzzles [contributes 16 timelines, one for pass and fail and for each route]. Adding all previous timelines, including Sans, we get 137 timelines thus far. Continuing, Flowey states he's appeased everyone and killed everyone. There are 94 monsters in the game, and with Pacifist and Genocide, 94 x 2 = 188. 188 + 137 = 325 timelines. Next, Flowey says "Sets of numbers, lines of dialogue... I've seen them all." Assuming sets of numbers means sets of damage, there are 9 weapons in the game. 9 x 2 = 18. 94 characters x the 3 routes of different dialogue = 282. Adding all previous timelines, we end up with a grand total of 625 timelines. Therefore, Chara is NOT 2-B. And while this would almost guarantee Chara would be Multi-Universe level, but... well...
Boomstick: None other than Undyne's opponent himself, Sans, states clearly that timelines STOP and START. Why is this sooooooooo important, you ask? Heh.
Wiz: Stopping pertains to the act of ceasing or discontinuing, MEANING, Chara might have just destroyed only one timeline.
Boomstick: Now someone is bound to bring up Asriel purging the timeline, meaning that Chara had to have destroyed multiple. Well, Asriel HADN'T purged the timeline UNTIL he used Hypergoner. Why is THIS important? Well, it would be a validated argument... IF Asriel's base form had truly purged the timeline when the blue background emerged. But, there's no indication he did that.
Wiz: When Chara destroyed the game, it became a black abyss... when the Angel of Death purged the timeline, what was it...? Yup. A black abyss.
Boomstick: Of course, we acknowledge that Chara, and in turn, Undyne, could very well be Multi-Universal... but they also might only be Universal+. Quite the downgrade... ouch.
Wiz: STILL doesn't mean Undyne is anywhere near weak.
Intelligence
- Incredibly combat savvy
Boomstick: Undyne is also an extremely talented strategist and combatant, capable of making decisions on a dime... albeit, they are sometimes quite reckless.
Powers and Abilities
- Energy Manipulation
- Regeneration (Low-High; when killed initially, dispersed completely into particles, but then reformed as Undyne the Undying)
- Green Mode - Soul Manipulation
- Mild Danmaku, i.e., mild bullet hell
Wiz: Of course, Undyne doesn't just fight with some impressive stats, but with some neat abilities, as well! To start off, she can spawn spears using nothing but her ow energy, bending and manipulating it into a combat form! She, on a completely unrelated note, also carries physical ones, for some reason.
Boomstick: And not only covering offense, but defense as well, Undyne has Low-High Regeneration. What this means is that she can regenerate from a small part of her body. Of course, when absolutely killed, she is reduced to dust, which is why her regen is placed here instead of at "High."
Wiz: Undyne can ALSO manipulate souls, disabling movement itself with her "Green Mode!" With this, the second she enters a fight it's already within effect. However, there are problems with this. Due to her honor code, I guess, she decides it's best to allow her opponent to defend with their own spear. Either that, or Chara has some sort of mind ability now... Or both.
Boomstick: And finally, BULLET HELL!
Wiz: This is what Undertale bosses are all about. The master of Danmaku in this game isn't Undyne, but she still has some mild bullet hell herself!
Weaknesses
- Somewhat naive
- Honor Code(?)
- Chivalrous to a fault
- Puts others before herself
Boomstick: And then, there's the faults, like being a little naive.
Wiz: Plus, as stated before, Undyne either has some sort honor code, where she always allows her foe to defend themselves, or, Chara has some sort of mind ability... Sadly, she is also chivalrous to the point of fault.
Boomstick: And even though she puts others before herself, even to the point of a detriment, she is still a badass fish with some insane abilities!
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Undyne: ...No... My body... it feels like it's splitting apart. Like any instant, I'll scatter to a million pieces. But... Deep, deep in my soul. There's a burning feeling I can't describe. A burning feeling that WON'T let me die. This isn't just about monsters anymore, is it? If you get past me, you'll... You'll destroy them all, won't you? Monsters... humans... everyone. Everyone's hopes. Everyone's dreams. Vanquished in an instant. But I WON'T let you do that. Right now, everyone in the world... I can feel their hearts beating as one. And we all have ONE goal. To defeat YOU. Human. No, WHATEVER you are... For the sake of this world... I, UnDyne, wILL StRIke YoU DowN!
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sans (Golden-Sans78)[]
Wiz: This...is Sans.
Boomstick: Wow. Really?
(Cues Papyrus's theme)
Wiz: Yes. Sans the skeleton is the pun-loving, prank-loving, ketchup-loving, and lazy brother to Papyrus. He enjoys sleeping and like to mess with his bro.
Boomstick: And he's only got 1HP and 1ATK!? This guy's pathetic!
Sans: Who you callin' pathetic?
Boomstick: What the...
Wiz: Oh yeah...I invited him.
You musta' put a lotta...backBONE into it. (Cue drums)
Wiz: Anyways, he's the final boss of the Genocide route.
Boomstick: Ha! How easy is that?
Wiz: Take a look...
(Shows Sans beating the life out of Frisk)
Boomstick: ...Well. Holy sh*t.
(Cue Megalovainia)
Sans has powers over Gaster Blasters, a strange device that shoots a laser beam. He can summon about a dozen at a time.
Boomstick: He's also got a LOT of bones. As in, A LOT. Normal bones, blue bones, short bones, long bones...you name it.
Hey, did i mention I have telekinesis?
Boomstick: Teleki-what?
Wiz: Yes, with the power of the blue SOUL, he can throw the victim around like he's made of air.
Boomstick: Also, he can make bones come out of the ground. I'm starting to think he's a lot more competent then i thought...
Hey, did ya forget about the KARMA?
Boomstick: Nah, I don't like that stuff. Gets stuck in your teeth.
Wiz: Um, Boomstick? He means KARMA, not caramel.
Boomstick: Oh. I knew that. This stuff effects you by getting rid of your invincibility frames, thus making the whole 1ATK thing kinda pointless.
Wiz: It may seem that Sans is invincible. But really, he's not.
Boomstick: Not only does the guy go down in one hit, he kinda holds back a bit, thinking that it ain't worth putting all his effort into it because everything will just RESET.
Wiz: Plus, he's lazy.
Boomstick: Oh, also that.
Right. Hey, you forgot something...
Both: What?
I'm a beast on the trombone.
(Shows Sans on the trombone)
Intermission[]
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set. Let's settle this debate once and for all.
Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BAAAAATTLLLLLEEEE!!
DEATH BATTLE![]
It was a quiet night... No one was even making a peep.
Except for one guy...
A door breaks open, light spilling out like a liquid across a dry surface. A skeletal figure reveals himself, poking his head out of the small opening the door made.
"SANS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP SO LATE??" Papyrus asked aloud.
"oh. hey bro. you know, the usual." Sans responded, and turned back, looking off into the distance. He had something on his mind... Papyrus knew it.
"HEY!! DON'T LIE TO ME, LAZY BONES!!" Papyrus began. "I KNOW SOMETHING IS ON YOUR MIND."
Sans sighs quietly. He had to keep what he was going to do a secret. He quietly rotated on an axis, and faced his brother.
"nah, don't worry about it. everything's the same as it was yesterday... if anything, it's getting kinda boring around here." Sans responded, hands in his pockets.
"WELL... IF YOU SAY SO. PROMISE ME YOU'LL GET AT LEAST A LITTLE SLEEP, YOU'RE ALWAYS SLEEPING ON THE JOB." Papyrus complained briefly.
"sure thing, bro. i'll put a little more back-BONE into it."
BA-DUM, tsss...
Papyrus then begins stomping his foot furiously, "UGH, WHY SANS?! WHY MUST YOU DO THIS??!!"
"aw, c'mon. you're smiling."
"YES, I AM AND I HATE IT!! NOW, GO TO SLEEP, LAZY BONES!" Papyrus then walks back inside, and closes the door behind him gently.
(Music Stops)
Sans takes another sigh, this time heavier. He then began walking off, quickly. Towards the Judgment Hall.
But... who was being judged?
Judgment Hall...[]
Upon arrival, Sans took his stance, and waited... soon, she'd arrive. He took a glance around, and then heard an echo from the entrance not long after. He locked his eyes on the shadows, staring intently at the door. The echo was loud--undoubtedly the door slamming behind someone.
From the darkness, Undyne emerged.
"Hey Sans. What's going on? Why'd you call me here?"
"there's a big problem we need to speak about... you're LOV is extremely high after that human passed through here, and that kind of danger cannot be present here. there's a reason i was habituated to justice. friend or foe, Level of Violence and Execution Points need to be atoned."
"W-What? Sans, I'm clearly not evil. What have I done to earn such a title." Undyne attempted justifying Sans' judgments.
"listen. i'm a reasonable guy. but this needs to change. meaning, you are being kicked from the royal guard. nothing against you, but it's what causes this rise in violence. if you do not accept... welp."
"Did you seriously just threaten me? Sans, I'm not going to fight you, but I will NOT leave the Royal Guard."
Sans sighs.
"alright, here's a better proposal... do you wanna have a bad time? 'cause if you deny this any longer... force WILL be required." Sans' eye was now glowing brighter than normal, and his shoulders were cocked, almost ready to pounce out of hiding like a spring-loaded boxing glove.
Undyne then materializes a spear.
"I..."
She holds it out in front of her, pointing it straight towards Sans.
"Will NOT..."
Sans' eyes disappear.
"LEA--"
CRACK!![]
The sound of something puncturing flesh and the grinding of bones is then heard very briefly.
The camera appears on the ground, probing Undyne's feet, when a drop of blood lands in front of her. It then pans upward to reveal a bone right through her chest.
". . ." Undyne and Sans were both completely silent.
Undyne grabs the bone, coughing up blood in the process, and attempts to wrench it out, successfully pulling her goal off. Gasping for air, her image begins to distort.
"welp. i'm sorry, but i warned you." Sans shrugs, then sticks his hands back in his pockets.
Undyne's image becomes even blurrier.
"How... in one attack... did YOU, of all people, do that...?" Undyne questioned aloud.
Sans shuts his eyes.
"it's actually a pretty simple concept... it's called being a bad person. your own sins did that to you."
Undyne's torso begins to contort, as well as her arms.
"...No... You clearly aren't... the same person you used to be, Sans... If anyone's a danger... it's you."
Sans opens his eyes quickly, glaring at Undyne.
"Who else will you 'judge' solely for them defending themselves and others?" Undyne asked.
"Sans... you have... changed... a lot... and not in a... gooudd... wauey..." Undyne slurs her speech, and her neck begins to evaporate with the rest of her body.
Sans shuts his eyes once more, and tilts his head downward.
"goodbye, undyne. we'll miss the old you."
Undyne's entire body begins to split apart into a million particles, then stop...
...
...They then begin to come back together, reforming into something else.
"You're going to have to try harder than THAT."
Sans' eyes flash open, the brightest, piercing blue light emitting from them.
"heh heh heh. i knew you wouldn't go down so easily."
Undyne the Undying then slashes her spear, bold, red letters flashing across the screen as she does, reading,
FIGHT![]
Undyne leaps backwards, preparing to fire off multiple spears, which cued Sans to move... WHAT?!
Grunting, he simply could not move. He looked down--his soul was green.
"heh heh heh. as tricky as you've always been, i see."
The world then turns into a black and white bullet box.
A green heart sits in the center, with countless spears closing in from all directions, crashing into it... When the clash finished, the heart was... GONE?!
The world went back to normal, Sans standing a couple dozen feet away from Undyne to her side.
"you seem to have missed."
Undyne growled in frustration, launching dozens more spears at the short skeleton, who merely flashed by all of them, dodging effortlessly. Heck, it didn't even look like he moved!
The two smirked at each other (one kinda has to).
The world turned back into a bullet board, with Sans in control now. He activated Blue Mode, preventing Undyne from moving from the ground, which Sans used to get leverage and fire off Gaster Blasters.
The two on the left = Undyne dodged by jumping into the center of the blasts.
The two above, and one on the right = Undyne got blasted by the top left after trying to dodge to the left.
Sans raises his shoulders. "alright. let's get serious."
(Cue ~ Megalovania, Electric Guitar)
Undyne the Undying stumbles back after tanking the hit from the Gaster Blaster, but recovers VERY quickly. She then dashed forward, slashing, which Sans rapidly kept dodging.
MISS, MISS, MISS![]
Sans suddenly threw out his left arm, which sent Undyne slamming against a wall, bones pinning her up against it, unable to move. Three Gaster Blasters then materialize themselves, aimed directly at her.
"D... damn it..." Undyne mumbled.
The Gaster Blasters then fired off, engulfing her within their beams of energy. After the assault, Undyne yanked herself free of the bones, pulled out her own spear, physical this time, and began slicing the bones out of the air.
(Music Stops)
Blackness...
(Music Resumes)
Bones were now approaching from all directions, bombarding Undyne, not giving her any time to defend. The clanging of the bones busting and denting her armor echoed throughout the Judgment Hall.
CLANG, CLUNG, CLONG!![]
Undyne searched frantically to find Sans, but couldn't find him.
(Music Stops)
Blackness...
(Music Resumes)
Undyne was now in between two collapsing towers of bones, which were quickly closing in on her. Just barely, she managed to leap upwards, avoiding the attack.
(Music Stops)
Blackness...
(Music Resumes)
Undyne now encountered an enormous wall of bones zooming in from behind her, which she only turned to see at the last second. It was far too late, and the bones cloaked her, dealing great damage, and covering her with a purple aura--KARMA.
Undyne began becoming irritated, and created a cage of spears around Sans, which then began closing in on him.
"heh... you just don't learn, do ya?"
(Music Stops)
Blackness...
(Music Resumes)
Suddenly, Undyne realized her own spears were now closing in on her.
SLICE![]
"GAH... guh... how is this power not enough...?" Undyne asked under breath, blood now oozing from her punctured armor and wounds.
No... she can't give up.
(Cue ~ Battle Against A True Hero, Electric Guitar)
A bullet box then appears, and Undyne slashes, activating Green Mode.
Spears flew in from the top, three at first. Sans, utilizing his Telekinesis, grabbed a spear and canceled out the next two spears, and Gaster Blasters appeared from thin air, blasting away the remaining spears. However, soon, they received a spear through the head, causing them to explode violently, which distracted Undyne. Suddenly, a bone came flying through, which she slashed to destroy...
She slashed...
Sans, now free, activated Blue Mode and slammed Undyne against the wall, and sprung bones from it, which impaled her. He did this again, slamming her from the left wall to the right wall, then to the floor, then to the ceiling...
"huff..."
He got slower though, and then he threw in multiple side-scrolling bones, which Undyne had to run around to dodge. Sans then threw her down the Judgment Hall, bones everywhere. She managed to dodge from left to right though, avoiding each and every attack, and slamming into the wall.
"huff..."
However, she didn't jump, and was impaled by more bones.
(Music Stops)
Blackness...
(Music Resumes)
Suddenly, Undyne was in a bullet box, and bones sprung up from the floor. This time, she jumped though. She did this two more times, before a ring of Gaster Blasters materialized themselves around her, and began firing inward, engulfed her...
The dust cleared, and the two stood facing one another...
(Music Stops)
"huff... huff..."
Sans, heavily breathing and sweating, stood hunched over, trying his absolute hardest just to keep his eyes open.
Meanwhile, his opponent was bleeding out from many gaping wounds, at loss of breath as well.
The agony and exhaustion was beginning to get to them... but who would persevere?
"hey... undyne... what do ya... huff... say about calling a truce?"
"...I think you're... out of your... mind..."
"so... huff... that's a no? huff... what a shame... i guess you like doing things the hard way, huh?" Sans shrugs, then stands there.
"What are... you doing?" Undyne asked.
"you're hurt enough. i doubt you can even move at this point. so, i'm gonna wait until you pass out or something to finish this."
Sans then begins to slouch, his eyes drooping.
He then feels a warm, comfortable sensation...
SLEEP...
Undyne then limps towards Sans.
"I'm sorry, Sans. But... you need to be disposed of..." Undyne whispered, got close, materialized her spear, and slashed.
...
MISS![]
"heh heh heh. i thought you were better than that."
Undyne slashed towards Sans, who dodged backwards, and blasted a bone into Undyne's chest, eliciting blood from her mouth.
"you can't run from fate. you can't hide anymore and expect your transgressions to be overlooked. all you can do is accept it."
Undyne fired off multiple yellow arrows, which then began taking aim at Sans, which he canceled out with mere bones.
CRASH, CRASH![]
"it is not sad. it is not happy. but, it is destiny--one that we all share. our destiny is death. yours just happened to come early."
Undyne took out a spear and slashed at Sans, who side-stepped. Sans then threw her into a wall using Telekinesis, and a cage of bones formed around her, Gaster Blasters materializing from thin air in a circle around the cage.
"heh. sorry undyne, but it's over," Sans snapped his fingers, the cage snapping closed, the Gaster Blasters firing... Nothing was heard after that, except one thing...
(Music Stops)
"geeeetttt dunked on!"
K.O.![]
In the right panel, Undyne the Undying melts, then is reduced to dust. In the left panel, Sans begins walking out of the Judgment Hall.
Conclusion[]
Boomstick: Oh man, we have some explaining to do!
Wiz: Why yes we do. Anyway, the biggest argument would be that Undyne can immobilize Sans using Green Mode. And while that's true, it's only half-truth. Like a hemisphere, for example.
Boomstick: You see, Sans is the only character to truly be capable of blitzing Chara and dodging them--literally, the only way Chara won was by breaking the game!
Wiz: We're not saying that Undyne would need to break the game--we're saying Chara would have NEVER defeated Sans, while they would always beat Undyne. And please recall Undyne's speed: Mach 286, right? Well, while Frisk and Undyne are nearly even in speed, Sans is massively faster, easily dwarfing all the non-Immeasurable characters within the game! Why? Remember Napstablook?
Boomstick: Napstablook noticed Flowey's light, and got up and closed the blinds before the light reached the window... when the light was already on their doorstep. That's well into FTL, and Sans is superior to even that! There's honestly nothing saying that Frisk or Undyne are faster than Napstablook, thus, Sans is the only one that truly scales. Heck, Napstablook even says that he let Frisk land hits because he felt bad.
Wiz: So, Undyne is Mach 286. Sans is Mach 1,748,058.30912242, at the least, twice the speed of light! Undyne can't catch him, which takes us back to what we were originally addressing: Green Mode is Undyne's only hope to attack. But Undyne can't win with that either. Why? Obviously Chara defended with something. Undyne might have given them a spear to defend with, which means she'd do the same with Sans. And because of his massively superior speed and reaction speed, he'd casually block them. If it's that Chara has a mind ability, that means Green Mode doesn't disable the mind, and that Sans could still use his Gaster Blasters, teleportation and Telekinesis.
Boomstick: Thus, Undyne's biggest abilities are gone--she can't keep up with Sans at all... but how can Sans kill her? Karmic Retribution only effects those who sin, right? Well, WRONGUMONDO, LITTLE NOBODY!
Wiz: Sans even explains that Karmic Retribution judges those from how much EXP and LV they have. Execution Points, a concept that measures someone's pain that YOU inflicted upon them, and how little their pain effects you. Level of Violence is the concept that measures someone's capacity TO hurt. What this is, is an explanation; Undyne applies to these. Sure, it's never exactly shown that she has killed before, thus, her EXP is likely low. But her LV? That should be high. She showed she was NOT afraid to kill the human, even during a Pacifist Route AND after Papyrus told her not to. She has an enormous WILL to kill--therefore, Karmic Retribution would slaughter her. Considering he can do 40 damage PER SECOND and bypass all invulnerability, Sans is actually Low 2-C. Undyne is either Low 2-C or 2-C. But, death by a thousand cuts--Sans CANONICALLY killed Chara THIRTEEN TIMES.
Boomstick: Just for demonstration, that's thirteen more times than Undyne pulled off!
Wiz: And intelligence? Pffft, don't even! Undyne is advanced in combat tactics--but so is Sans, even more so, in fact. His Danmaku is TRUE bullet hell, Undyne's is mild. And in a scientifical sense, Sans, easily. He's heavily hinted to be a scientist! Seriously, that's WAY better than anything Undyne has pulled off.
Boomstick: Not to mention the fact he was WAY more unpredictable. He had many more attacks and ways of attacking, as well as more hax! Think about it like this: a higher tier character can't always win when they're out-sped, out-haxxed, and outsmarted. And Sans' advantages are large ones, while Undyne's are surmountable, which was ultimately her downfall. Also, Blue Mode destroys Green Mode. I guess Undyne failed to exert enough back-BONE into this fight.
Wiz: The winner is, Sans.
Battle[]
Two figures where standing in the Judgment Hall. One was a tall, slender fish-like worrier with armor, known as Undyne. The other was a big-boned, small skeleton with a hoodie on, known as Sans. Both, for unknown reasons, where about to fight.
Sans: So...this is what it comes down to. No hard feelings, but your gonna get dunked on, ya know that?
Undyne: (Smirks) We'll just see about that.
Sans summoned a Gaster Blaster while Undyne pulled out her spear.
Immediately Sans fired the Gaster Blaster at Undyne. She used her spear to block it and summoned more to throw at Sans, who avoided them by teleporting away. Undyne looked around, looking for the skeleton, then swung her spear behind her at Sans. He ducked under it, however, and used his powers to throw Undyne across the room. She hit a piller, which crumbled on top of her.
Sans: Hey, I know ya ain't dead. If you know me, though, you should probably stay under there.
Suddenly Undyne burst out of the rubble and attempted to stab Sans. Sans makes a bone wall and uses it to block Undyne. She, however, kicked down the wall and swung. Sans teleported away and summoned a dozen Gaster Blasters. All of them shot at the Royal Guard, causing smoke to flood the room. As it settled, however, Undyne was just standing there, with very little scratches on herself.
Undyne: Is that all you got?
Sans answered the question by lifting Undyne into the air. He was about to slam Undyne onto the floor, but the Royal Guard threw her spear at the Skeleton. Sans easily avoided the spear but loss focus and let go of Undyne. She grabbed Sans and threw him into the air, planning to slice him up mid-air. Unfortunately for her, Sans teleported away.
When Undyne landed, she looked around. She was prepared for whatever Sans had for her...or so she thought. Suddenly everything went black. Half a second later, there was Gaster Blaster surrounding Undyne. She backflipped away from them just as they fired. However, Sans kept on doing it, hoping she'd get tired eventually. But no matter how many times he tried, she kept on avoiding them. When Sans stopped, he was the one tired out instead.
Undyne walked up to Sans, gripping her Spear. As she was right next to him, Sans said:
Sans: D-Don't tell Papyrus, please...
With a sigh, a swing, and a THUD, Undyne decapitated Sans and finished him off once and for all. She watched as her friend turned to dust...
K.O!!
...as it zooms out and revels it was a Video Game Sans and Undyne where playing, with Papyrus, Aphly's and Frisk watching.
Undyne: Ah-ha! You lose, Sans!
Sans: Oh yeah? How about a Round 2?
Undyne: Ooh, your on!
They then go back to playing the game, with Sans selecting Papyrus and Undyne selecting Mettaton.
Results[]
- Sans and Undyne continued to play.
Boomstick: What? You thought we would actually make them fight? We're not that sick!
Wiz: This was surprisingly close. Sans Hax's where able to help him keep up with Undyne and put up a pretty good fight.
Boomstick: But thanks to Undyne having better Durability, Power, Experience, and the fact that one good hit would kill Sans, she was bound to win.
Wiz: Plus, her Undying form allowed her to tank pretty much anything Sans threw at her, and KR would pretty much be useless in this fight.
Boomstick: For Sans, it was Game Over!
Wiz: The winner is Undyne.