Interlude[]
Wiz: If there's one thing we learned from DEATH BATTLE is that we can't underestimate any character.
Boomstick: Even if they come from a kids show.
Wiz: And these two are a great example of that.
Boomstick: Twilight Sparkle, Equestria's princess of friendship.
Wiz: And Timmy Turner, an average kid that no one understands.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I’m Boomstick.
Wiz: And it’s our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who’d would win a DEATH BATTLE!
Twilight Sparkle[]
Wiz: In the city of Canterlot, a young unicorn was born, her name was Twilight Sparkle, once she saw princess Celestia raising the sun she decided to learn about magic.
Boomstick: She got into Celestia's school for gifted unicorns, and after passing an exam.
Wiz: She studied harder than anypony else and learned all kinds of useful spells, like telekinesis, shoot magical beams, create shields, teleport, transform things in other things and A LOT more.
Boomstick: But that's just the beginning, as she's one of the few ponies to master the most powerful magic on Equestria, the magic of friendship.
Wiz: Exactly, once she started living in Ponyvile, she made five great friends and they found out that the six of them were actually the spirits of the elements of harmony, one of the most powerful things of Equestria.
Boomstick: They overpowered Nightmare Moon, who was powerful enough to one-shot Celestia and even Discord, the Lord of chaos.
Wiz: But actually their power doesn't come from the elements, but from their friendship, affter all, even when King Sombra destroyed the elements the six friends still beat him.
Boomstick: She can also absorb magic from other beings as seen when she fough Tirek with the power of the four princesses.
Wiz: She's so smart, she was able to conclude a spell that even Star Swirl the bearded didn't understand, and he was considered to be the most powerful magical unicorn of all, and after overcoming so much challenges and foes, Twilight finally became what she was destined to be, a princess.
Boomstick: By that, we mean she became an alicorn, wich is like the strength of the earth ponies, the wings of the pegasus and the magic of the unicorn, in a single creature, she's strong enough to lift a 4 ton rock, and her speed scales to Rainbow Dash who can fly over mach 10.
Wiz: Not exactly a one-on-one comparassion, but it's likely that Twilight's speed scales to hers, at a reactionary level, at least, using her shield she also survived when Tirek hit her, an attack wich we calculated to be a little over 8 million Newtons.
Boomstick: Equestria can stay in peace while the princess of friendship is there to protect them.
You may knock us down, but we're gonna get back up again, and again, and again, as long as we're together we will never stop trying to defeat you
Twilight while confronting King Sombra.
Timmy Turner[]
Boomstick: Timmy is an average kid that no one understands, except for his pink and green inanimate objects that he talks to like a psycho.
Wiz: Life was just hell for poor Timmy Turner, he suffered at school being beaten up by bullies, mistreated by crazy teachers, and had his love no corresponded by the prettiest girl of his class.
Boomstick: His home life wasn't any better, his parents were extremely negligent and offten left him with his maniac babysitter Vicky.
Wiz: But it all changed when he turned 9, two magical creatures were assigned to him to make him happier, these are Cosmo and Wanda, his fairy godparents.
Boomstick: Those fairies have the power to grant his every wish, wich could go from something small, like an ice cream, to a big change in all reality, like turning the world into a comic book.
Wiz: Along with his fairies, Timmy faced a lot of challenges, from his human foes, like Francis, Crocker and Vicky, to aliens, to magical beings who wanted to take over the universe, like the anti-fairies and the pixies.
Boomstick: At first, Timmy doesn't seen like anything special, but everything changes when he makes a wish, like, he can grow even bigger and stronger than a whale, or he can get a super cool superhero suit with tons of gadgets.
Wiz: We can't talk about Timmy's powers and skills without mentioning his alter-egos, so let's get to this, first, there's Kung Timmy, wich turns him into a martial arts expert, there's also Timm Nebula, wich gives him a space suit full of weapons.
Boomstick: With Cleft, Timmy becomes an actual super hero, his strength and speed increase drasticaly, but we don't know exactly how much.
Wiz: We can scale Cleft to Wonder Gal, who was able to effortlessly lift a school bus with a single hand, though he never did that, there's no reason to believe Cleft couldn't do the same, with his Dark suit, Timmy becomes a real Sith, moving objects with his mind and controlling others' minds.
Boomstick: With Galactimus, he gets extremely big, and it's implied he has the power to destroy planets, though this was never shown, and finally, there's his most powerful form, Turbo Timmy.
Wiz: Once Timmy found out that he was the chosen one to defeat a misterious being known as the Darkness, wich is powerful enough to consume all Fairy World, but it turns out that Jorgen misunderstood the prophecy, and Timmy wasn't actually the chosen one.
Boomstick: But once the Darkness returns for the second time, Timmy decides to take the role of chosen one and stop it himself, after finding the former chosen one Turbo Thunder, he gave Timmy his powers, so he became Turbo Timmy.
Wiz: Turbo Timmy has incredibly strong electrical powers, strong enough to destroy mountains, he can also fly at great speeds, and even more, he survived a 200 billion gigaton explosion.
Boomstick: The Destructonator claimed he was going to fill the Earth with explosives to destroy the Darkness, and he said exactly the ammount of explosives he was using, but when fighting Timmy, he tricked him into swallowing all the TNT and then revealing that he had stolen his detonator, thus destroying the robot from the inside, heck, Timmy was less than 3 meters from him, and he was totally fine.
Wiz: Despite only getting Fs at school, Timmy proved time and time again that he's really clever, and can trick his opponents, like when he revealed to his parents about his fairies to defeat Crocker, he's also fast enough to leave fire marks on the ground while running, and his reactionary speed can be compared to the fairies, once Timmy said he wanted to take Vicky to... a million million miles away.
Boomstick: What is a million million miles?
Wiz: It technically would be a trillion miles, but given how Cosmo was counting he was probably adding, not multiplying, so its 2 million miles, travelling this distance, Cosmo reached Yugopotamia, in 40 seconds, this would give the fairies the speed of 80 thousand kilometers per second, or almost 27% the speed of light.
Boomstick: That's one 10-year-old, no one would try to steal the lunch money from.
But if neither of us had acess to your magic, I could beat her, and beat her for good.
Timmy, while facing Vicky in Channel Chasers.
Intermission[]
Wiz: All right, the combatants are set. Lets end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!
Fight[]
Timmy was at his room, he doesn't seen fine, suddenly his fairies appear.
Wanda: What's the matter, Timmy?
Timmy: Guys, tomorow is Trixie's birthday and I said I had the perfect gift for her, but I don't have any gift for her.
Cosmo: Hey, I have an idea, since you tried to be sweet with her last year and it didn't work, how about you just give her something material, that would impress even her shallow friends?
Timmy: Cosmo, that's... a great idea, I'll give her a jewel, all girls love jewels, I wish we could find the most wonderful jewels in all universes.
Cosmo: You got it.
He poofs them to Equestria, near the tree of harmony, where the elements were somehow restored after King Sombra destroyed them.
Timmy: Those are perfect, I guess that one in the middle will do (he points to the Magic element)
He was about to grab the element, when he heard a voice.
?: STOP!
Timmy looks around and sees a purple alicorn, with a mark very similar to the jewel he was getting for Trixie.
Timmy: Who are you?
Twilight: I'm princess Twilight Sparkle, but now it's my turn to ask, where do you think you're going with this?
Timmy: Oh, sorry, I need this for a... friend of mine.
Twilight: I don't know you, but if you came to steal an element of harmony, you're clearly up to no good, so I'll ask you just once, give me the element, and leave my kingdom.
Timmy: Sorry, finders keepers.
Twilight: Fine, if you won't give it back the easy way, I'll have to take it from you, the hard way.
Timmy: Alright, let's do this.
The fairies turn him into Kung Timmy.
Narrator: FIGHT!
Kung Timmy runs towards Twilight and hits her with a few kicks, Twilight then teleports away, and starts shooting him with several magical beams, Kung Timmy manages to dodge a few attacks and punches the pony sending her flying to a mountain.
Twilight flies towards Kung Timmy and shoots a magical beam, straight at him, sending him flying, Twilight then uses her telekinesis to levitate a bunch of rocks and throws them at Kung Timmy, once the dust settles, she sees that Timmy is fine, but now he's using his Cleft costume.
Cleft uses his utility cleft to make a giant hammer, he then uses this hammer to squish Twilight on the ground, but she protects herself with her shield, she then shoots the hammer with a magical beam, turning it into an apple.
Cleft then dashes towards her, and starts hitting her with several punches, she shoots a magical beam at him, but he fights back with his heat vision, he then grabs a tree and uses it to hit Twilight, sending her flying again, Twilight flies back to Cleft, and hits him with some magical beams, but once she gets too close, he grabs her and hits her with a kick, Twilight teleports away and uses the "I want it, I need it" spell on a rock.
Timmy goes towards that rock and grabs it.
Timmy: It's mine, all mine.
Twilight flies behind him, and is about to shoot another magical beam at him.
Wanda: Oh no, we need to get out of here.
She raises her wand and poofs Timmy away at the last second, causing Twilight to blast the rock instead.
Timmy was now using his dark suit, he levitates a bunch of rocks and throws them at Twilight.
Twilight: You're challenging ME to a telekinesis battle? don't make me laugh.
She levitates an even bigger rock, and uses it to destroy the ones Timmy sent to her, but Timmy levitates that same rock, and sends it back to Twilight.
Twilight stood her ground and uses her telekinesis to levitate an entire mountain to throw it at Timmy, Timmy tries to fight back, but it's too heavy for his telekinesis to handle, the mountain falls on top of Timmy and crushes him.
Twilight: And, we're done.
Timmy: Is that so? that's a good one.
He tears the mountain apart with his telekinesis, and uses his mind controlling powers on Twilight.
Timmy (controlling her mentally): I am going to retreat from the battle and let you take whatever you want.
Twilight (trying to resist): I am... I am... NOT DONE YET!
She resists Timmy's mind control and attacks him fiercely, blasting him with a powerful magical beam,
Twilight: My friends and my family live here buddy, think I'm gonna let you hurt them?
Timmy: She won't give up, there's only one thing to do now, Cosmo, Wanda, I wish...
Timmy doesn't even need to end his sentence, the fairies already understood, they raise their wands and turn him into Galactmus.
Galactmus shoots a laser beam from his eyes, but Twilight manages to dodge it, she then tries to shoot multiple magic beams at him, but it hardly even hurt him, Galactmus then grabs the alicorn princess and it's about to deliver the final blow.
Twilight: Celestia, Luna, Cadance, HELP ME NOW!
On saying this, the other three alicorn princesses apear and transfer their powers to Twilight, she then shoots a magical beam strong enough to counter Galactmus' laser beam, she hits her opponent and knocks him down.
Galactmus got up, and fires another laser beam at Twilight, she dodges it, but the beam destroys her castle.
Twilight: NO! NOT AGAIN, You came here to steal an element of harmony, and now you're destroying my kingdom, that's it, you're going to Tartarus as soon as this fight is over.
Galactmus tries to punch her, but she dodges it, he tries to hit her with laser beams, but she manages to dodge them all, Twilight then flies over Galactmus, and hits him with another magical beam, knocking him down again, and causing Timmy to go back to his normal self.
Timmy: Alright, YOU ASKED FOR IT.
The fairies raise their wands again, and this time they turn Timmy into Turbo Timmy.
Turbo Timmy and Twilight colide in the skies, she fires a magical beam at him, but Turbo Timmy fights back with his thunder armpit, he then grabs the pony, and throws her on the ground, once she's on the ground, Turbo Timmy tries to stomp on her, but she teleports away at the last second.
Timmy: Guys, this battle's almost done, I'm gonna need your help for the big finish.
Cosmo: You got it.
They both fly back to the sky, and Twilight starts charging an incredibly powerful magic attack, and Timmy starts charging his thunder armpit to attack her, a few seconds later they both fire their attacks, and right affter Timmy uses his thunder armpit, the fairies fire two magical beams from their wands, the magical beams got together with Timmy's attack and clash with Twilight's magical blast, they seem pretty even for a while, but soon, Timmy's attack proves to be more powerful and destroys Twilight's magical blast, she tries to protect herself using her shield, but even the shield breaks affter a while, causing Twilight to be hit by the attack and turend to dust.
Timmy: Trixie, I did that for you.
Saying that, he grabs the Magic element, along with Twilight's crown and poofs back to his room.
Narrator: KO!
The following day, Timmy goes to Trixie's birthday party, and gives her the crown, she loves it, and kisses Timmy in front of everyone.
Results[]
Boomstick: Well, he got what he wanted, now I just hope she doesn't turn into a demon once she puts on that crown.
Wiz: That was a very tricky match, both Timmy and Twilight were a lot more powerful than you think, and they both had incredible magical prowers, but Timmy was simply better equipped for this fight.
Boomstick: At his base form, Timmy was surely weaker than Twilight, but he just needed one wish to change this, he just needed to say the words and he could become as strong as he wanted, but strength alone wasn't a deciding factor.
Wiz: Most of Timmy's transformations could be countered by Twilight's magic, like her telekinesis is far more powerful than Timmy's dark suit, sure, he may have levitated an entire robot army, but Twilight lifted a building-size bear, and that, at her early days, currently, she's a lot more powerful, that's for sure, unfortunately neither Timmy, nor Twilight have shown consistent speed feats, so we have to scale them with some of their friends.
Boomstick: Scaling them to the likes of Rainbow Dash and Cosmo, it's pretty clear that Timmy has the advantage, but we don't know exactly how big this advantage is, but even if we assume Twilight is 10 thousand times faster than Rainbow, it still pales in comparison.
Wiz: And even worse is the durability difference, when we compare Timmy surviving the Destructonator exploding on his face with Twilight taking that blow from Tirek...
Boomstick: Holy cats, not even close, but let's face it, none of that would really work if Twilight just trapped the fairies in a giant butterfly net, right?
Wiz: Remember, this is a casual fight, and none of the characters know the other, and even if Twilight indeed found out about the fairies' weakness, she doesn't typically carry a giant butterfly net.
Boomstick: But what about Twilight's magical absorption, couldn't she just absorb the fairies' magic and end the fight quickly and easily?
Wiz: Well, it was shown that she can absorb magic from other creatures, but there's a catch, all the creatures she did that, were willing to transfer their powers to her, se never actually stole other creature's magic, but even if she could, Foop, Poof's anti-fairy did the same thing with both the fairies and the anti-fairies' world, and if Foop can do that,, there's no reason to believe that other anti-fairies, or fairies can't do the same.
Boomstick: But how can Timmy kill Twilight, it's against Da Rules to use magic to kill another being.
Wiz: Another misinterpretation, Da Rules aren't something that the fairies can't do, they're just not allowed to do it, other fairies were already able to break Da Rules in the past, plus, there's a loophole, fairies can't kill others directly, but it was never said that they can't give others the power of killing someone, and Timmy's transformations were more than enough to deliver a killing blow on Twilight.
Boomstick: But hey, Twilight is really smart, couldn't she find a way for Timmy to lose his fairies, and so, lose the battle?
Wiz: A good question, even if Twilight found out that the fairies would have to go away if Timmy became older, or that he would give up on them, if, let's say, she was threatenning his family, Twilight is really fair, and wouldn't be willing to use such dirty tricks.
Boomstick: Timmy may seen dumb, but he actually had a lot of experience with foes as smart as Twilight, like the time he outsmarted Norm by realizing he couldn't outsmart Norm by himself, so he wished for a lawyer, or when he came up with a plan to save Poof when Anti-Cosmo captured him, and Anti-Cosmo is a genius, because... He's the opposite of Cosmo, heck, Timmy easily defeated Jimmy Neutron when they fought, and Jimmy is also a genius.
Wiz: Timmy already has a lot of experience fighting foes as smart as Twilight, but the same can't be said for the other way around, the only foe as versatile as the fairies in the My Little Pony universe is Discord, who Twilight never beat in a one-on-one fight, and Timmy could still end the battle with just a wish, for example he could have frozen Twilight solid, or even turn her into a toilet, and if Twilight did the same to Timmy, it wouldn't really work, because the fairies can just change him back to normal.
Boomstick: I agree that Twilight is impressive, but Timmy is just ridiculous, probably those big goofy teeth.
Wiz: Twilight put up a good fight, wich would certanly make her people proud, however, Timmy's superior speed, durability, arsenal and versatility were too much for the princess of friendship to handle.
Boomstick: The victory was sparkling in front of Twilight, but Timmy Turnered the tables at the last secod.
Wiz: (sigh)
Boomstick: Alright, I agree that was a Fairly terrible pun.
Wiz: The winner is Timmy Turner.
Advantages and disadvantages[]
Timmy Turner - WINNER
- ++++ The fairies could protect him from anything that could've killed him
- +++ More versatile magic
- +++ Had a lot of experience fighting smarter foes
- ++ FAR more durable
- ++ Far faster
- + Weaker at base form, but could change that with a single wish
- - Not so smart
Twilight Sparkle - LOSER
- + Smarter
- - Stronger than Timmy's base form, but one wish from Timmy could change everything
- -- Far slower
- -- FAR less durable
- --- Didn't really have experience fighting foes that versatile
- --- Not so versatile magic
- ---- Didn't have any resource to take the fairies down, meaning that she couldn't really beat Timmy